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00:00It's time for the show where your creativity fills in the blanks.
00:05It's...
00:06Mad Libs!
00:08And now, here's your host, David Sedonis.
00:18Alright!
00:20Thank you! What's up?
00:21Welcome to another edition of Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game.
00:26A Mad Lib is a story that's missing a few words, and it's up to you to fill in the blanks with your own creative and unusual words.
00:33On today's show, though, our two teams are going to be competing in a series of mental and physical games
00:38to grab that Mad Lib, rip it off the page, and bring it to life.
00:41That's enough yakking, though. Let's bring out the teams. Let's go! Come on!
00:52Get on down here, teams!
00:56The teams are here. The teams are pumped. The crowd is pumped. We're in for a good game.
01:01Let's find out who's playing today. Starting with the red team, we got John and Tara.
01:05John, how you doing, bud?
01:06I'm doing fine. How about yourself?
01:08Good, good. Tell us about yourself. You like sports?
01:10Yes. Actually, I've been in five sports.
01:14Five?
01:15BMX, racing, soccer, baseball...
01:20That's three.
01:21Yeah. Football, and I've been in soccer.
01:26Wow. I think that's a repeat, but that's okay. We're not going to buzz him in this round.
01:30All right. And then we've got Tara. How you doing, Tara?
01:33Good.
01:34What about school activities? What do you do?
01:36Well, in school, I've been the school president.
01:39Really?
01:40Of the student body.
01:41For the whole student body?
01:42The whole student body.
01:43Cool. All right. Good to have you here. That's the red team. Let's find out about the blue team, their opponents.
01:47We've got Melissa and Matthew. How are you guys doing?
01:49Great.
01:50Yeah, they're ready to go. Melissa, what do you like to do at school, after school, any time in between?
01:55Well, I'm a freshman cheerleader at Valencia High School.
02:02I don't know what you did, but you're a good cheerleader because you just got our crowd to freak out, so that's great.
02:06Good to have you here, Melissa, and your teammates. Matthew, how you doing?
02:09Pretty good, pretty good.
02:10Do you play any sports?
02:11Yeah, I play football.
02:12What position?
02:13I play outside linebacker.
02:14Outside linebacker, that's what he said, so y'all don't mess with this guy, because he'll give you a little, uh, as we get going along.
02:19All right, you guys ready to play?
02:21Yeah!
02:22I think they're ready to go.
02:25It's time to take that dictionary and throw it out the window, as we do all kinds of crazy stuff with the words today.
02:30These two teams are going to be competing to earn points to move on to the Maximal Mad Lib.
02:34That's where they have a chance to win pizza for a whole year.
02:38A whole year of pizza.
02:40Stuff your face so you can't stuff no more.
02:43In our first round, we asked one of the viewers from home to help us out with the Mad Lib,
02:47and we let them fill in all the goofy words in the blanks.
02:50Check this one out.
02:53Hi, I'm Elsa, and I go to LeConte Middle School.
02:56My favorite Mad Lib is swept away.
02:58Mom uses the broom to sweep the dolls, but I use it for other things.
03:03When I hear my favorite song, The Spoons, I pretend I'm a rock star.
03:07When I hear my favorite song, The Spoons, I pretend I'm a rock star.
03:10Playing the shovel, and dance around the ceiling.
03:13Have a great game!
03:16All right!
03:20Well, Elsa's got kind of an inventive way to clean up the room, so let's see how it turns out.
03:25Come on, teams, over here.
03:28All right!
03:29Elsa had some jammin' words there to make a little rock star fun, so let's see what happens.
03:34First, you gotta grab these brooms right here.
03:37Little rock star on the broom.
03:39What you gotta do is you gotta take the brooms, sweep these dolls we have over to your partner.
03:44Now, your partner's gonna be hanging out over here with the shovel,
03:48which you can also use to be a rock star.
03:51What you gotta do is take the shovel, pick up the dolls, chuck them onto the ceiling.
03:55The team that chucks the most dolls onto the ceiling in 45 seconds, they get the 20 points,
04:01and they are winner.
04:02You can't spell that.
04:03All right.
04:04So 45 seconds off on the clock.
04:07All right.
04:08Players in positions.
04:09Ready to sweep.
04:11Here we go.
04:13On your mark.
04:14Get set.
04:15Go!
04:16Put them on the ceiling.
04:18There's one for the blue.
04:19Oh, that one came down, actually.
04:21One to one now.
04:24Two to two.
04:25It's a close game.
04:28Red team goes ahead by one.
04:30The blue team catches up quick.
04:32Now the blue team takes the lead.
04:36Red team catches up.
04:37That's 4-4.
04:39There's another one.
04:41Gotta throw them up hard to get them to stick on the ceiling.
04:49I think we got a tie now.
04:53Actually, it looks like the red team's up by one, and the blue team catches up again.
04:57Now they're gonna try.
04:58Just a few seconds left.
05:02Got it!
05:03That's it!
05:04Come on in!
05:05Come on in!
05:06Let's check it out.
05:07Man, it was back and forth action.
05:09Let's look up at the ceiling and see what happens.
05:11Let's count the red side first.
05:12We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven stuck on the red ceiling.
05:19It's gonna be tight.
05:20Let's see what the blue team.
05:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight for the blue team!
05:26Good game.
05:27Close, close game.
05:29You know what that does to the score?
05:30That means the blue team gets the first points of the day.
05:32Blue team, you get 20 points.
05:34Red team, no points yet.
05:36We've got chances for everyone else.
05:38We're gonna go on to round two.
05:39This is Madder Than You.
05:41Come on, let's go.
05:47All right, come on in while I tell you about this.
05:49We're gonna find out which team is madder than the other one.
05:52You guys know, the key to being an expert Mad Libber,
05:55the way to really rack up all the points,
05:57you have a huge vocabulary.
05:59The more words you know,
06:00the more chances you have to fill in all the blanks
06:02that we have all over the place on the show.
06:04Here's how we fill in the blanks on this game.
06:06I'm gonna read you a category, and it's up to you.
06:08Rack your brains, try and come up with as many words as you can
06:11that fit into that category.
06:13To make it a little bit more fun,
06:15we got this Mad Lib hot potato right here.
06:17You gotta pass this back and forth.
06:19Now, if you freeze up, you can't think of an answer,
06:21your mind goes blank, guess what?
06:23You get the buzzer, category's over,
06:25and the other team, they get the five points.
06:27And remember, you can't repeat another player's answer
06:30or a different form of the same word.
06:32You're gonna have two minutes to jam through
06:34as many categories as you can.
06:35Let's get in position.
06:37We'll have the girls go first.
06:39Let's put two minutes up on the clock.
06:41Here comes your first category.
06:42Ready to go?
06:43It's TV sitcoms.
06:45Go.
06:46Um...
06:49Seinfeld.
06:50Oh, no, that one didn't make it.
06:51Buzzer got you first.
06:52That's okay, we're just warming up.
06:53Five points for the red team, switch it out.
06:55Now we're ready to go.
06:57Stuff you pack in a suitcase.
07:00Go.
07:01Shirts.
07:02Stock.
07:04Pants.
07:05Underwear.
07:07Gloves.
07:10Tank tops.
07:11Socks.
07:12That's a repeat.
07:14Five points for the blue team.
07:17Words that start with the letter E.
07:20Words that start with the letter E.
07:22Go.
07:23Elephant.
07:24Egg.
07:27Um...
07:28Buzzer.
07:29That's a tough one.
07:30Five more for the red team.
07:32Going on to the next category.
07:33This is things at a birthday party.
07:35Go.
07:36Cake.
07:37Pin the tail on the donkey.
07:39Ice cream.
07:40Candles.
07:42People.
07:44Hat.
07:47Uh...
07:48Buzzer.
07:49That's all I know.
07:50Five points for the blue team.
07:53Words that end in I-N-G.
07:55Words that end in I-N-G.
07:56Go.
07:57Eating.
07:58Swimming.
07:59Eating.
08:00Playing.
08:02Partying.
08:03Stuffing.
08:07Buzzer.
08:08Another tough one.
08:09That's five points for the red team.
08:11Okay, guys.
08:12Types of birds.
08:14Go.
08:15Blue day.
08:16Peacock.
08:17Hawk.
08:19Eagle.
08:21Uh...
08:23Honeybird.
08:24That one beat it.
08:25Flamingo.
08:27Uh...
08:29Buzzer.
08:30Time's up.
08:31That's five more for the blue team.
08:32All right.
08:33Kitchen.
08:34Appliances.
08:35Kitchen.
08:36Appliances.
08:37Go.
08:38Food.
08:39Fast food.
08:40Appliances.
08:41Toasters.
08:42Microwaves.
08:43That kind of stuff.
08:44That's five for the red team.
08:45Going on to the next category.
08:46All right, guys.
08:47Ready?
08:48Time's up.
08:49That's it.
08:50I got lucky.
08:51I didn't have to spit that one out.
08:52All right.
08:53Come on in.
08:54Let's check out the scores.
08:55Red team, on the board.
08:5620 points.
08:57Nice job.
08:58They caught up a little bit.
08:59Blue team still in the lead.
09:0015 points ahead with 35.
09:01That's right.
09:02Red team, you are back in it.
09:03And you, when you come back, we're going to see these guys go for 20 more points and
09:11get a little crazy in the Mega Stunt right after this.
09:18Hey, what's up?
09:24Welcome back to Mad Libs where the fun never stops and it's time for some more fun.
09:36But first, let's check out the scores.
09:38Red team got 20 points.
09:40Blue team in the lead with 35.
09:41Nice job.
09:42Time to get mega big and mega crazy at the Mega Stunt.
09:43Today's Mega Stunt is going to be brought to you no matter what.
09:52Special delivery.
09:53Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor scrambled eggs are going to stop these guys from completing
09:58their task today.
09:59What they've got to do, they're attached to these stretchy cords right here which are
10:03consequently attached to our Mad Libs fan mail bags.
10:07As you can see, we get tons of fan mail here.
10:09And they have to run through the scrambled eggs.
10:11And once they get to the scrambled eggs, they've got to come right over here to the mailboxes.
10:15Then, from the mailboxes, they have to grab this moldy bread.
10:20Inside the moldy bread, you'll find a word, a delivery express.
10:24Now, they have to take these words and fill in their Mad Lib wall.
10:27These words that they grab are going to fill in their special individual Mad Lib.
10:32You put them in these four slots right here.
10:35The team that does that, we're going to take their words and put them into the Mad Lib.
10:40All right, players, ready to go?
10:42Let's get in positions.
10:44Team that does this is going to win the Mega Stunt and get the all-important 20 points.
10:49On your mark, get set, go!
10:54They're looking good, actually.
10:56Both teams are doing their thing.
10:58Now, they're coming back to the eggs.
11:00There's the tag.
11:03Blue team catching up.
11:06Blue has their first one in.
11:08Red has their first one in.
11:10There's the tag.
11:12You've got to be careful of your other players.
11:15Now, the blue team got a reason.
11:17It's going to the red team.
11:19Now, the blue team got a reason.
11:21It's going to the red team.
11:23They're looking for nouns, nouns, and nouns.
11:26Three different color nouns.
11:32Red team's got two.
11:35And the blue team's got two.
11:36We've got a tie.
11:38We need a green noun and a blue noun.
11:44Red team got a blue noun.
11:46Blue team got a blue noun.
11:49Blue team got a blue noun.
11:52Blue team's right there.
11:54What have you got?
11:56What color is it?
11:58It's a green noun.
11:59They got it.
12:01They got it.
12:02Nice job, blue team.
12:03All right, you guys.
12:04Way to go.
12:05They got them all quick.
12:06That was a close one.
12:07You guys unhooked yourselves from your straps right there.
12:09We're going to check out the words.
12:11They got chihuahuas, soap, lint, and brain.
12:16Nice job.
12:17We're going to take your words, put them in the Mad Lib,
12:19and see what you created.
12:20Come on.
12:21Let's go, blue team.
12:24Over here, guys.
12:25Careful of the scrambled eggs on the floor.
12:27Let's see what you created.
12:28Here it comes.
12:29Here's the Mad Lib.
12:32It's called Chef Boy Our Daddy with your words inserted.
12:36Our dad is a great cook.
12:38He makes a lot of fun dishes like boiled chihuahuas
12:41and baked soap.
12:43My favorite is fried lynch fish with a side of brain sauce.
12:48Mmm.
12:49Gotta love that brain sauce.
12:51Always gives everything a little extra pep.
12:53Nice job.
12:54Those are your words.
12:55That's your Mad Lib, and guess what?
12:56You also get 20 points, blue team.
12:58Good job.
13:01Now it's time to change it up, mix it up, go a little nutso.
13:04Red team, come on, let's go.
13:05We're going to take it over to Mixed Up Mad Lib.
13:07Let's go, guys.
13:10Out of the eggs and in to the Mixed Up Mad Lib.
13:20Come on up here, gang.
13:22All right, great job so far.
13:23Let's take a look at the scores.
13:25After the mega stunt, red team still got 20 points,
13:28blue team jumped from ahead 55 points.
13:31Big jump for the blue team.
13:35But red team, don't you worry about it.
13:37Lots of chances for you to get points right here,
13:39because we're going to play for one minute, 30 seconds,
13:41and this one moves fast.
13:43It's a head-to-head competition called Mixed Up Mad Lib.
13:46That's a sentence that already has a crazy word inserted.
13:49When you know the right answer, buzz in, give it to me,
13:52and you get 10 points.
13:54So red team, four questions, boom,
13:56you guys are right back in the game, in the lead.
13:58Let's put one minute, 30 seconds on the clock.
14:00Get ready to rock.
14:02In positions, let me grab these.
14:05You hang out over there, I'm going to stand here.
14:07All right, you ready?
14:08Here comes your first Mixed Up Mad Lib.
14:10Here we go.
14:12Congress is made up of the Senate and the House of Caterpillars.
14:15Tara.
14:16Representative.
14:17Yes.
14:18Our country's national anthem is the Star-Spangled Banana.
14:21Matthew.
14:22Banner.
14:23Yes.
14:24In baseball, if a batter hits the ball
14:25and gets to second base, it's called a shovel.
14:28Tara.
14:30Double?
14:31Yes.
14:32A little boy befriends some giant bugs,
14:34and James and the giant mole.
14:36John.
14:37Giant apple.
14:38Incorrect.
14:39Matthew.
14:40Peach.
14:41Peach is correct.
14:42One of those fruits.
14:43I totally itch because I've got chocolate pox.
14:46Tara.
14:49Melissa.
14:50Chicken pox?
14:51Yes.
14:52She's in the Nutty Professor and married to Will Smith.
14:55She's Jada Pumpkin.
14:57Matthew.
14:58Pinkett.
14:59Yes.
15:00The Easy Eight, Go Fish, and Old Mater
15:02are all games played with warts.
15:04Melissa.
15:07Tara.
15:10Win.
15:11Cards.
15:12Cards.
15:14Where would 90210 be without Brian Austin's spleen?
15:17Matthew.
15:18Green.
15:19Yep.
15:20The thrill of victory and the agony of donkey.
15:22Tara.
15:23Sea.
15:24Yes.
15:25The largest brass instrument in a band is called a tuna.
15:28John.
15:29Yes.
15:30The award-winning actor who shrunk in the movie Big
15:33is named No Thanks.
15:36Tara.
15:37Noah Tank.
15:39Nope.
15:40Melissa.
15:43Tom Hanks is what we're looking for.
15:45We're out of time.
15:4660 points for the red team.
15:47105, blue team.
15:48You're our winners.
15:51You're our winners.
15:52Red team.
15:55Great try.
15:56You guys are coming along.
15:57We're waiting to come back there.
15:59No one goes away until you hit it.
16:00You guys get some cool stuff.
16:01Matter of fact, we're going to give you the trivia game that's
16:03fun for the whole family, Disney Interactive's D-Show on CD-ROM.
16:06And of course, you get a whole bunch of Mad Lib,
16:09the world's greatest word books.
16:11Here you go.
16:12That's for you.
16:13Give it up for the red team.
16:14They did great.
16:16Thanks for coming, guys.
16:17And now our winners, blue team.
16:19Nice job.
16:20Held that lead really good.
16:22Are you guys ready to go on?
16:23Yeah.
16:24Ready to go to the mat?
16:25Let's go.
16:26Come on.
16:31Come right here.
16:32Melissa and Matthew, the Anvil Club.
16:35All right, who's going to be giving the clues for the big finish?
16:38Matthew, you're going to give the clues.
16:39Well, I'll tell you what.
16:40Right here I have the envelope with the five secret words.
16:44Very important.
16:45You take the secret words.
16:46You set them up at any of the five clue areas you want.
16:49That's going to determine what happens.
16:50You get going.
16:51Melissa, you stay here with me.
16:53And you guys make sure you come back because we're going to watch
16:55these guys go for the grand prize at the mat.
16:58♪♪
17:12Hey, what's up?
17:13Welcome back to Mad Libs.
17:14It's time to build the maximum Mad Lib of the day.
17:18During the break, Matthew here set his words in all the different clue areas.
17:22Very important.
17:23Here's how the max works.
17:25What's going to happen is the maximum Mad Lib has five blanks.
17:28Matthew's going to give clues from these areas down to Melissa
17:31to try and fill in all the words that fit those blanks.
17:35The clues are going to come from five different areas.
17:37The first area, we're standing at it.
17:39It's stuff it.
17:40Stuff four marshmallows in your mouth and try and yell the word.
17:43Gets a little tricky.
17:44This is lick it.
17:45Lick.
17:46And then you spell the word with your tongue.
17:50Over here we have draw it.
17:52This is where you take your fingers in this junk
17:54and you've got to draw something that looks just like the word.
17:58This is act it.
17:59To act it, you have to act it out, but you can't speak over here.
18:04And then finally they're singing it where you have to sing.
18:09Okay?
18:10Got to sing it, Matthew.
18:11I'm looking forward to that.
18:13Now, each time Melissa correctly guesses a word,
18:15we're going to stick it into the Mad Lib wall.
18:17Come on over here, Melissa.
18:18What you want to do, you want to get as many words as possible.
18:21Why do you want to get as many words as you can?
18:23Well, because the grand prize is hidden beneath only one of those words.
18:27More words, better chance you have to win.
18:29We got one minute and 30 seconds up on the clock.
18:31Are you ready up there?
18:33Are you ready down here?
18:34Yes, I am.
18:35Are you ready over there?
18:36All right, let's go.
18:37On your mark, get set, go.
18:40He's starting at stuff it.
18:41The category there is snack food.
18:43Snack food.
18:44Ding dong.
18:46Ding dong.
18:47That's it.
18:48Good job.
18:49Moving on to lick it.
18:51Lick it.
18:52Category at lick it is hot place.
18:54Hot place.
18:56Hot place.
18:59Hot place.
19:01Beach?
19:03Keep going.
19:05A hot place.
19:10Hot place.
19:13Spell out some of the letters.
19:14Help them out.
19:15P.
19:18Pass.
19:19Hot place.
19:21You want to pass?
19:22She's going to pass that one.
19:23Move on.
19:24He's not going to draw it.
19:25He's going to go to act it.
19:27All right, this one is a chocolate candy.
19:31Chocolate candy.
19:32Hershey's Kiss.
19:33Kiss is it.
19:34Nice job.
19:35All right, buddy, let's hear you sing.
19:37Oh, no, he's not going there.
19:38He's going to draw it.
19:39He's going to draw it.
19:40That category is a rap group.
19:41Rap group.
19:43Start guessing.
19:48Rap group.
19:54Rap group.
19:55Any guesses?
19:57Pass.
19:58Going to pass on that one?
19:59Back to lick it.
20:00Spell out some of these words.
20:01See what you can do.
20:04Birthday?
20:05It's a hot place.
20:06A hot place.
20:09Beam.
20:12Oh, that's it.
20:13Out of time.
20:14All right, nice job, Melissa.
20:15Matthew, come on down here.
20:16Come on over here.
20:17Let's see what happens.
20:18You never know.
20:19The grand prize could be anywhere.
20:21Matthew's still eating.
20:24He's got a ton of stuff.
20:26All right, first thing we want to do.
20:27First thing we want to do is take a look at the words,
20:29and we'll see how the words, the ones that you got,
20:31the ones you didn't get, see how they fit in the Mad Lib.
20:33Let's check out the words.
20:36Ding-dongs, you got that.
20:37That was quick.
20:38That was stuff.
20:39Okay, I'll give you a hint.
20:40There's two shakers, and they're on the table.
20:43Salt and pepper.
20:44Salt and pepper.
20:45That's what we were looking for.
20:46That wasn't a bad little salt and pepper you had up there.
20:48The cold drink, he didn't get to it singing.
20:50He chickened out.
20:52Lemonade is what we were looking for.
20:54Hershey's Kiss, you got place.
20:55The hot place, those are initials.
20:57BBQ.
20:58Oh.
20:59Barbecue.
21:00He had to spell with his tongue.
21:02He couldn't spell the whole word out.
21:03That would have taken too long.
21:04All right, we're going to take these words right here,
21:06stick them in the Mad Lib.
21:08Check out the Mad Lib,
21:09and then see if you guys won the grand prize.
21:11Here comes the Mad Lib.
21:13It's called At the Hockey Game.
21:15You got two out of five, you never know.
21:17One team got three ding-dongs.
21:19That's called a salt and pepper trick.
21:21So everybody threw their lemonade onto the rink.
21:25Then the players got into a huge kiss,
21:27so the ref threw them into the penalty barbecue.
21:30Ouch.
21:31All right.
21:32Now, the grand prize could be under the two that you got,
21:37or it could be under one of the three that you did not get.
21:40So you choose, ding-dongs or kiss.
21:42What do you think?
21:43Pick one to look under first.
21:45Kiss.
21:46We're going to check under kiss first.
21:47Is it there?
21:50You got one.
21:52You got one.
21:53You only got two out of five, and they're the winners.
21:56All right.
21:58Congratulations.
21:59You guys have each won pizza for a year.
22:02You're going to be up to your ears in pepperoni
22:05every month for a whole year.
22:07All right, blue team.
22:08Nice job.
22:10You guys stay over there, okay?
22:12We'll see you next time right here on Mad Libs.
22:15We'll be right back.
22:16We'll be right back.
22:17We'll be right back.
22:18We'll be right back.
22:19We'll be right back.
22:20We'll be right back.
22:21We'll be right back.
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