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01:00No.
01:24What do we do?
01:25We fight.
01:26Unfortunately, Batman, this is not a fight anyone,
01:28any planet, has ever survived.
01:35Don't they look angry?
01:36Not they, it.
01:38The Joining has many bodies, but only one mind.
01:41A mind focused on harvesting your planet's technology
01:44and destroying what's left.
01:53Now might be a good time for you to float us out of here.
01:56Yeah, not with them up there.
01:58Well, if you can't go up, you go down.
02:12Oh my!
02:18There's an emergency exit tunnel right behind this wall.
02:21You say this qualifies as an emergency?
02:31No, I'll deal with them.
02:52It's not that Batman doesn't want our help,
02:54it's just that he doesn't need our help.
02:56Big difference.
02:58Great, so you're saying that to the big guy,
03:00he's basically useless.
03:02I wouldn't go that far.
03:03We proved Alfred's not a robot.
03:06And I'm so relieved.
03:12Lucius, you're hurt.
03:14You know what to do, Alfred.
03:16What's going on?
03:18Alien invasion.
03:20Alien invasion, huh?
03:23Excuse me.
03:28Alien invasion?
03:29Aliens?
03:30What happened to robots?
03:34Ah!
03:35Alien!
03:36Got an alien here!
03:37Different kind of alien.
03:38Hi, John Jones.
03:43How are you so calm, Alfred?
03:45Aliens!
03:46I think that would warrant at least one of your signature cocked eyebrows.
03:50I keep house for a man who dresses like a bat and works in a cave.
03:53At this point in my life, there's little that fazes me.
03:57What's that?
04:00Robot head.
04:01So five minutes ago.
04:03No.
04:05It can't be.
04:27More than your city is in danger now, Batman.
04:29This is about Earth.
04:31It's the end of the world.
04:33It can't be.
04:34It just looks a whole lot like it.
04:36We can stop it, right?
04:37If I may, sir.
04:40Shut it off, please.
05:03I'm sorry, Batman.
05:05I had hoped to prevent this.
05:07I'm not ready to give up just yet.
05:09The saucer.
05:11It's our one physical link to the Joining.
05:13Earlier analysis revealed it was made up of a bonded metallic hybrid.
05:17Different metals bonded together to form a single alloy.
05:20Like the Joining itself.
05:22Many elements, one purpose.
05:24They created a metal stronger than almost any compound on Earth.
05:27But they used Wayne Industries technology to do it.
05:31Ah, then that would mean...
05:34Exactly.
05:35The Joining's just made their first mistake.
05:38We do not make mistakes.
05:40We are the Joining.
05:41Unplug it.
05:42It is unplugged.
05:44I am drawing power from the Joining.
05:46We have taken your technology.
05:48We have improved it.
05:50We use it now to destroy your world.
05:52We are unstoppable.
05:56For such a good looking guy, he talks too much.
05:59We have work to do now.
06:01Gotham is depending on us.
06:05Gotham City has literally been overrun by...
06:24On my command.
06:26Fire!
06:31Yeah!
06:46Commissioner, what else can we do?
06:48I've already done the best thing I can think of.
06:56Time to test it.
06:57Robin, go for a ride.
07:00Take it up, but not too high.
07:02Why not?
07:09Molecular instability. Impressive.
07:12And funny.
07:13Bruce made sure I built a fail-safe into all our tech,
07:16just in case it ever fell into the wrong hands.
07:19I get it. Like a shut-off switch.
07:22And by the way, ow.
07:24And since the Joining used our technology to build their fleet...
07:28We can use it to take their fleet apart.
07:30Looks like they came halfway across a galaxy just to get their butts kicked.
07:34We still have one problem.
07:36A signal strong enough to affect all the ships would have to be sent from a satellite relay.
07:40Which means we need to send the signal from inside Wayne Industries.
07:44This wouldn't be the same Wayne Industries that's guarded by giant robots, would it?
07:49We're going with you.
07:51I know the Wayne Industries layout better than anyone.
07:54A group is only going to slow me down.
07:59You have to learn to trust your partners, Batman.
08:02And no, this isn't your conscience speaking.
08:05Haven't you been watching the Joining?
08:07They're linked, coordinated, strong.
08:09If we want to beat them, we have to be like them.
08:12No way I can shake you.
08:14Not on Earth.
08:15Then do me one favor.
08:17Fasten the belt.
08:20Planning repairs, are we?
08:22No point.
08:23End of the world, remember?
08:25Besides, you heard Batman.
08:27We'd only get in the way.
08:29There are times when I, too, disagree with Master Bruce's decisions.
08:33And when that happens, there's something I do that never fails to lift my spirits.
08:38I disagree.
08:40I disagree.
08:42I disagree.
08:44I disagree.
08:46And when that happens, there's something I do that never fails to lift my spirits.
08:51I disobey him.
08:57I think I saw a welding torch around here.
09:07You ready?
09:08Not even Martians live forever.
09:10You go around the south side. I'll take the north entrance.
09:17I'll take the north entrance.
09:28Strangely beautiful, isn't it?
09:31I found a phonograph record that seems fitting.
09:34Good choice. Wagner would have been too.
09:37And I found this.
09:41I'd forgotten this.
09:43We took him to the air show.
09:45A long time ago.
09:47I think that was the first day we forgot.
09:50Just a little.
09:57I just counseled two young people to disobey orders.
10:01To help if they could.
10:03Perhaps we should take the same advice.
10:05I don't think I'm up for any fisticuffs.
10:07There are other skills.
10:09It's probably useless, you know.
10:11Oh, absolutely.
10:16Forgive my inhospitality.
10:18But terrorizing Gotham is my job.
10:46Commissioner, it's Freeze.
10:48What do we do with him?
10:49We back him up.
10:52Freeze!
11:13This town's gone mad!
11:22Go, go, go!
11:34Yes!
11:36No time to celebrate.
11:37We need to get to Wayne Industries.
11:51Freeze!
12:21Freeze!
12:40Broadcast ready.
12:42Activate now.
12:52Signal blocked.
12:54No!
13:00We can tap into the Wayne Industries security camera system.
13:03Be another set of eyes for Bruce.
13:05Humans.
13:07Defiant, even in the face of certain defeat.
13:10Certain defeat? We shall see about that.
13:13If you're referring to the failsafe signal you hope to transmit,
13:17then know your friend was unsuccessful.
13:20The Joining has blocked it.
13:22Like everything else on this planet, the Joining now controls the satellite feeds.
13:28Sir?
13:29The signal's being blocked, Alfred.
13:31Lucius believes he can hack into the system and override the Joining's control.
13:35But you will need to manually override it from your end as well.
13:38That's going to take time.
13:40I'm not sure I can override the system and keep these guys at bay.
13:43Then it sounds like someone needs backup.
13:45I told you two not to come here.
13:47That's why we had to quit as your partners.
13:49Yeah, that's right. We quit.
13:51You can't order us around anymore.
13:53We're freelancers and can be wherever we want to be.
13:58I hear there's work in Metropolis.
14:00You picked us, Batman, because you knew we were strong.
14:04And sometimes that's about being strong enough to help you.
14:07Even when you think you don't need us.
14:11It's never been about not needing you.
14:13It's about not losing you.
14:20No!
14:32It was a long way around from the south entrance.
14:36Am I interrupting something?
14:38No. I was just... consulting with my team.
14:43If I don't get this done, this will be a very dangerous place.
14:47We'll secure the room, Batman.
14:49You just get that signal ready.
15:12Batman!
15:43They seem to be rising above the center of each major city and forming into giant rings.
15:48The joining has what it came for.
15:50Now it is time for the end.
15:52Within minutes, your world will be destroyed.
15:56Sir, we have a new problem.
15:58The alien ships are forming into superweapons,
16:00and I fear we haven't much time before they activate.
16:03Just keep working, Alfred.
16:12No!
16:43We're ready on our end, sir.
16:45Let's do it.
16:58Bruce's signal is spreading across the planet.
17:01It's looking good.
17:04This has never happened before.
17:13No!
17:32Yeah!
17:37Yes!
17:43It worked!
17:45Yes, we did it!
17:48How unusual.
17:51Humans.
18:12Shhh.
18:42What? Martians don't knock?
18:44How are things, Bruce?
18:46Good. Gotham's rebuilding.
18:48Not just Gotham. The entire world rebuilds towards a new tomorrow.
18:52A tomorrow that would never have come if not for one man who wanted to make a difference.
18:57You saved your planet, Bruce.
18:59I didn't. We did.
19:01You saved your planet, Bruce.
19:03I didn't. We did.
19:05You saved your planet, Bruce.
19:07I didn't. We did.
19:09You saved your planet, Bruce.
19:11I didn't. We did.
19:13In the end, you did work well with partners.
19:16Perhaps you would be open to expanding your circle.
19:19Sorry, John. I already have two partners. Don't need a third.
19:23Actually, we were hoping you would join us.
19:31Let me show you.
19:40I've found others.
19:42Like me. Like you.
19:54The world's changing, Batman.
19:56You can go it alone if you want.
19:58Or step into the larger world and be a part of a greater good.
20:03I've been monitoring your construction here for months.
20:06Hacking your systems since they came online.
20:13I wondered, John, when you were going to tell me about your space station.
20:34You've put together quite a league.
20:37Let's get to work.