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00:00Mr. Khan?
00:01Just making sure he's looking his best.
00:03Ahem.
00:04Zzzzzz.
00:08We should take the body to the cemetery now.
00:10Oh, and Mr. Gul is looking for you.
00:12Right.
00:13Did you tell Mrs Malik and Amjad that, er... you know...
00:16No, I didn't, Dave.
00:18I want Amjad to bury his father with pride.
00:21Well, that's very noble.
00:23So are you gonna pay the 100,000?
00:26No plumbing way.
00:27So who is?
00:28I don't know. There isn't any money.
00:30Well, so what are you going to do?
00:32Well, I'll just get Mrs. Malik to tell the Pakistani paddy power that he'll get his money after the funeral.
00:38What? Well, how are you going to do that?
00:40Aha! Allow me to introduce Mrs. Malik!
00:49Oh, no. No, no, no.
00:52What?
00:54It's perfect. I'll do all the talking. Riaz just has to stand there looking like a lady.
01:01No problem. I mean, no problem.
01:06I'm sorry, I can't allow you to do this.
01:09All right. What are you saying? That men shouldn't wear women's clothes?
01:13Well, no, of course not. I mean, obviously, I'm in favour of a non-binary definition of gender identity.
01:20I thought you might meet me.
01:22But they'll never believe he's a woman. I mean, look at him.
01:27You're right.
01:28Thank you.
01:29I know what he needs.
01:30What are you doing?
01:32Boobies!
01:35One in there.
01:37Excuse me, madam.
01:38Cheeky.
01:40There we are. Much better.
01:44As-salamu alaykum.
01:46Wa alaykum as-salam.
01:48If I didn't know any better, Khan Sahib, I would say you have been avoiding me.
01:57Hello.
01:59Mr Gul, may I introduce you to Mrs Malik?
02:05As-salamu alaykum. I am so sorry for your loss.
02:11She's still too upset to talk.
02:14Of course, I understand.
02:17Mrs Malik is prepared to honour her husband's debt.
02:22Is that so, Mrs Malik?
02:31That is acceptable.
02:34Perhaps when you are ready to move on, we might get to know each other a little better.
02:42All in good time. All in good time.
02:46This must have come as a bit of a shock.
02:49You're not kidding.
02:51I must say, he looks pretty good.
02:55The undertaker has done a first-rate job.
02:59Wow. Thank you very much.
03:03Oh, God. I can explain.
03:06I want my money.
03:07Hang on. How do we know that Mr Malik owes you anything?
03:11It's all in here.
03:14Look, I haven't got your money.
03:16Then I will get it from the boy.
03:18He will be at the cemetery, and I will tell him all about what his daddy was really like.
03:24I can't let you do that.
03:25Really?
03:27I'm going to enjoy this.
03:29No violence, please. This is the house of God.
03:31Shut it, Ron Weasley.
03:35Wait.
03:36Can I just have something for Mrs Khan to remember me by?
03:40Like what?
03:41Like what?
03:42A selfie.
03:48Say cheese!
03:53Wow.
03:54Thank you.
04:11Thank you.