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00:00Friends, today we will take you to a graveyard.
00:03It is a graveyard of dreams.
00:05Dreams are buried there.
00:07And come, let's read the scriptures.
00:09If you go to the graveyard of dreams,
00:11the first thing you will be surprised to know
00:13is that 99.9% of the people in the world
00:15their dreams ultimately
00:17end up in the graveyard.
00:19You will be surprised to see its size.
00:22It is such a big graveyard
00:24because all dreams
00:26die in childhood.
00:29And they die very soon.
00:31But the thing is that
00:33the causes of death are written on every step.
00:35And you will be surprised
00:37that there is such a pandemic.
00:39In fact, there are 2-3 such pandemics
00:41because of which all dreams die.
00:43And no man is ready
00:45to get his vaccine.
00:47No man is ready to save his dreams
00:49from that virus.
00:51Those drops should be drunk
00:53so that the virus dies.
00:55So let's tell you what is written in the steps.
00:57The first step that will come in front of you
00:59I am very hopeful that it will be written
01:01preparation.
01:03That dream died because
01:05there was no preparation.
01:07We were preparing.
01:09Let's do some preparation now and then we will do it.
01:11Let's do this now and then we will do it.
01:13We are not ready yet.
01:15Let's move on to another disease
01:17which you will see in most of the steps.
01:19The advice has been given against it.
01:21Whoever has been advised, he said, don't do it.
01:23Advice is a very big disease
01:26that kills your dreams.
01:28Then let's move on.
01:30It must have been written on some steps
01:32that there is no proper planning yet.
01:34That planning is a disease
01:36that kills your dreams.
01:38We will do it today or tomorrow.
01:40Do a little more good planning.
01:42Make a good team.
01:44Think well.
01:46Get a proper idea.
01:48There is no complete idea yet.
01:50There are 3-4 diseases
01:52that kill everyone's dreams.
01:54Then get the vaccination of these diseases.
01:56It is very easy.
01:58If you want to strengthen your dream
02:00so that these diseases do not affect it,
02:02then just do this much
02:04to make yourself understand
02:06that the owner of Google
02:08did not see this dream of Google
02:10on the very first day.
02:12He had made a page.
02:14He became Google in the process.
02:16The owner of Facebook,
02:18the owner of Apple,
02:20any big company,
02:23any big actor,
02:25a singer,
02:27he did not come out of this dream
02:29from childhood.
02:31He just came out.
02:33If you want your dreams to be strong
02:35and not die,
02:37then start acting immediately.
02:39Leave it.
02:41Planning will be done together.
02:43Take advice,
02:45but from a few working people
02:47who will encourage you
02:49because you have seen the dream
02:51of Google.
03:21Why should he be ashamed?
03:23He just came out of the mouth of death
03:25and started getting high again.
03:27Has this happened?
03:29Yes, he just had a very lethal operation.
03:31Oh my God!
03:33What kind of operation did you have?
03:35There were three stones in the kidney.
03:37Okay, okay.
03:39Congratulations,
03:41if the stones have come out,
03:43then you are fine.
03:45Why are you spinning?
03:47The world is round.
03:50You are such a good man.
03:52Why are you wasting yourself?
03:54I didn't care
03:56what they do.
03:58So you didn't care for yourself.
04:00If you care for yourself,
04:02then someone should do it.
04:04Where is your team?
04:06They went on their own.
04:08Mission Impossible.
04:10He has come.
04:12Greetings.
04:14What has happened?
04:16Air turbulence.
04:20Air turbulence.
04:24Usha ji,
04:26why does Harori
04:28have air pockets in such a deep area?
04:30I don't know.
04:32It's a bit dusty.
04:34I am missing her.
04:36I am missing her.
04:38I am missing her.
04:40I am missing her.
04:42I am missing her.
04:44I am missing her.
04:46I am missing her.
04:48Give me a DJ.
04:54What is your name?
04:56Where are you from?
04:58I am here on your left.
05:00How are you?
05:02The field where
05:04the cow doesn't get food,
05:06burn the farmer there.
05:08Not the farmer,
05:10it's Koshai Gandum.
05:12Koshai is burnt.
05:14The farmer is dead.
05:17The farmer is dead.
05:19Mr. Haroon,
05:21in this country,
05:23what else can we expect?
05:25What happened?
05:27I was in pain.
05:29I can't get cranberry juice.
05:31What?
05:33Cranberry juice.
05:35What were you going to do with cranberry juice?
05:37I was in pain.
05:39I was going to break everything.
05:41He is very intoxicating.
05:43I think,
05:45he is in pain.
05:47Do you have any work?
05:49Let me count.
05:51Yes.
05:53One is done.
05:55One is done.
05:57This is also done.
05:59Where is the other one?
06:01One is done.
06:03One is cut.
06:05I have been doing thumb system since yesterday.
06:07I have seen
06:09the heat.
06:11But there is no heat.
06:14Heat?
06:16No.
06:18Do you think,
06:20he is dead because of the heat?
06:22He must be dead.
06:24He is very intoxicating.
06:26He was saying,
06:28he will kill me.
06:30He is dead.
06:32We will make him remember.
06:34We will make him remember.
06:36We will make him remember.
06:38We will make him remember.
06:40We will make him remember.
06:42Give me food.
06:44Who has packed the bag?
06:46Sir, I have hidden myself.
06:48What happened?
06:50My enemy has packed my bag.
06:52With whom?
06:54With the butcher.
06:56Why?
06:58I went to the pot.
07:00He stabbed me on the thigh.
07:02He is lying.
07:04Give me food.
07:06It is very hot.
07:08He is cutting the bag.
07:11That's why he stabbed you.
07:13We will pay him.
07:15Then he will kill me.
07:17Mayday. Mayday. Mayday.
07:19What happened?
07:21Landing gear is not opening.
07:33What is this?
07:35Angami Landing.
07:37What is this?
07:39Let it come.
07:41Let it come.
07:43Let it come.
07:45Let it come.
07:47Let it come.
07:49Let it come.
07:51Let it come.
07:53Let it come.
07:55He is unloading such a big wheel.
07:57What is he doing?
07:59What kind of wheel is this?
08:01That's it.
08:03What is this?
08:05Sir, one minute.
08:08Why did you bring such a big wheel in this locality?
08:10Sir, this is my factory gear.
08:12Sir, there is a lane.
08:14The crane cannot go there.
08:16Listen to me.
08:18If anyone of you
08:20stabs him
08:22I will give you money.
08:24How many?
08:261, 2, 3, 4, 5.
08:28Give me Rs. 7000.
08:30Rs. 5000 is fine.
08:32Arun sir.
08:34Give him Rs. 25000.
08:36My son, get up.
08:38I am giving you Rs. 25000.
08:40Where is the factory?
08:42It is in the lane.
08:44Give me Rs. 8000.
08:46Give me Rs. 8000.
08:48Give me Rs. 8000.
08:50What?
08:52I have brought a wheel.
08:54Stay there.
08:56Don't go anywhere.
08:58You are a good man.
09:00Why did you bring a wheel here?
09:02I thought
09:05you have a factory.
09:07Why are you standing here?
09:09I have seen your factory.
09:11You have seen it.
09:13You have to pay for it.
09:15You have to pay for it.
09:17Give me Rs. 8000.
09:19What?
09:21Rishabh.
09:23Makhan.
09:25Sir, we were waiting for you.
09:27Give me Rs. 8000.
09:29He is not helping us.
09:31He has to pay for it.
09:33Let's go.
09:35Let's go.
09:37Rishabh, come here.
09:39My people,
09:41pick up this wheel and
09:43change your destiny.
09:45I will fill your life with
09:47my revolutionary spirit.
09:49You will pick up this wheel.
09:53The wheel is missing.
09:55Where is it?
09:57Where is the payment?
09:59Where is the payment?
10:02What is this?
10:04I told you.
10:06He is drunk.
10:08You have paid Rs. 2500.
10:14Brother.
10:16What?
10:18Tell me.
10:20You have to tell me.
10:22You have to tell me.
10:24You have to tell me.
10:26You have to tell me.
10:28You have to tell me.
10:30You are so heavy.
10:32Where is the payment?
10:34I think someone has
10:36broken the wheel.
10:38Sit down.
10:40I have brought a worker.
10:42You are a sensible man.
10:44Keep an eye on him.
10:50What is this?
10:52He is keeping an eye on me.
10:54He is more responsible than me.
10:57Mr. Mehrun.
10:59Yes.
11:01You are a steel worker.
11:03Yes.
11:05How much will it cost?
11:07It depends.
11:09If you sell it as scrap,
11:11it will be very expensive.
11:13If you sell it as scrap,
11:15it will be very cheap.
11:17If it is Rs. 100 per kg
11:19and Rs. 500 per kg,
11:21how much will it cost?
11:23If it is Rs. 200 per kg,
11:25it will cost Rs. 100 per kg.
11:27I will...
11:35He has gone to the mountains
11:37to buy scrap.
11:39How did you get so much money?
11:41We were going to buy scrap from him.
11:43We were asking him to pay us.
11:45Oh.
11:47He is going to die of intoxication.
11:49Here you go.
11:55I left my gear here.
11:57It is your duty
11:59to protect yourself.
12:01to protect yourself.
12:03Yes.
12:05Tell me the truth.
12:07I didn't wear a dress.
12:09I didn't wear a dress.
12:11He is a fool.
12:13He is a fool.
12:15There is a dog here.
12:17There is a dog here.
12:19He is wearing a yellow suit.
12:22No.
12:24He has been sitting here for an hour.
12:26He has been sitting here for an hour.
12:28He has a moustache.
12:30He has a moustache.
12:32A dog.
12:34I got it from the factory.
12:36I got it from the factory.
12:38He has a moustache.
12:40He has a moustache.
12:42I told him to leave my uncle's gear.
12:44I told him to leave my uncle's gear.
12:46Mr. Roon.
12:48The story is interesting.
12:50Now...
12:52I had to stop him.
12:54I had to stop him.
12:56I had to push him hard with my both hands.
12:58I had to push him hard with my both hands.
13:00I had to push him hard with my both hands.
13:02His hear had been killed
13:04by a dog.
13:06God knows
13:08He is bad at explaining stories.
13:10He has left his gear
13:12at Newton's.
13:14He went there
13:16after playing.
13:18He was playing.
13:19Oh!
13:22Bro...
13:22Did anything happen?
13:23Did you get hurt?
13:25No, I just saw it with my own eyes.
13:28Okay.
13:29This is how it happens.
13:30Bro, I'm telling you the truth.
13:32Will you give me a reward?
13:34Bro, you tell me the truth.
13:36You will get a reward.
13:38Bro, you left the wheel.
13:41And the one behind you is sleeping.
13:43Storm!
13:44Oh!
13:45The oil is burning.
13:46Oh, that's it.
13:47Your gear flew in front of us.
13:49Oh!
13:58Bro, the gear...
13:59What's wrong with you?
14:00I don't care about the gear.
14:02How are you all?
14:04We are fine.
14:05Who are you?
14:05Mr. Haroon, I run an NGO.
14:07I'm a social worker.
14:08Okay.
14:09What does the NGO do?
14:11Mr. Haroon, all the drug addicts...
14:13Yes.
14:13We keep them in the rehab center.
14:15Okay.
14:16Yes.
14:17They are treated there.
14:19And what have you brought?
14:20I just got food for them.
14:23Mr. Haroon, I pity these poor people.
14:27Hmm.
14:27Now look at them.
14:29Why do you do drugs?
14:31Oh, God!
14:32Pantmerian?
14:34And drugs?
14:35Look, don't be scared.
14:36We will give you a place to stay.
14:38We will give you food.
14:39We will give you money.
14:40Pantmerians are helpless.
14:44You know what?
14:45My parents died when I was young.
14:47Oh, God!
14:48I had no one to look after me.
14:51But recently, I've been robbed of my gear.
14:57These scoundrels robbed me of my gear.
15:03Okay, what's in these boxes?
15:04Mr. Haroon, this is Mutton Biryani.
15:06I made it specially for you.
15:08I've added saffron to it.
15:10Oh, it's a food box.
15:14If you could tell Pantmerian a few more good things,
15:18he would be addicted to it.
15:21Here, have some food.
15:22Let it be.
15:23We are not going to trouble you.
15:25Okay.
15:26Give it to everyone.
15:27Okay.
15:28Give it to everyone.
15:30Take this too.
15:31Okay.
15:32First, give it to Mr. Haroon.
15:35You guys have some too.
15:36Okay.
15:38Party all night.
15:40Party all night.
15:43Bablu uncle,
15:44can I get some stuff?
15:46Hey, are you out of your mind?
15:48Am I an addict?
15:49Am I selling drugs?
15:50Aren't you an addict?
15:51No, I'm not.
15:52I'm not selling drugs.
15:57Hey, bro.
15:58What's up?
15:59Do you have medicine?
16:01Yes, I have two shots.
16:03You're such a nice guy.
16:05What did you come here for?
16:07You're from a college.
16:09Obviously, I'm from a university.
16:11And we do this at the university.
16:13It gives us ease in life.
16:15We get dopamine.
16:17This is not ease.
16:18You think you get ease.
16:20Son, the questions of your life
16:22don't have an answer.
16:23I don't know why kids these days
16:25think that by doing all this
16:26we'll become cool.
16:27It's not just about being cool.
16:29FOMO is the biggest factor.
16:30Hmm.
16:31It seems like everyone is doing it.
16:32These days,
16:33and I've said it many times
16:35on national TV
16:36that all the chancellors,
16:38vice chancellors,
16:39principals,
16:40all the people
16:41who are in charge
16:42of the universities
16:43right now,
16:44once in the evening,
16:45in the afternoon,
16:46they should visit the parking lot.
16:48See what's happening
16:49inside the cars.
16:50This is happening
16:51in all the universities.
16:52A few days ago,
16:53the head of a private university
16:55was present with me.
16:56He said,
16:57I asked the kids.
16:58The kids said,
16:59nothing like that happens.
17:00I said, bro,
17:01you should go out
17:02and hesitate.
17:03Go to the parking lot.
17:04You see,
17:05what's happening.
17:06This flying Punjab,
17:07the whole of Punjab
17:08is flying in this wind.
17:09What's your name, bro?
17:11Asad.
17:12Are you a student?
17:13Yes, I'm a student.
17:14Come here.
17:17Hey!
17:18The food is bad.
17:19I told you,
17:20all the politicians
17:21of Lahore
17:22are bad people.
17:23I'll pay you double.
17:24You seem to be
17:25getting high.
17:27First,
17:28I'll break your legs.
17:29Then,
17:30I'll break your legs.
17:31Okay, okay, okay.
17:32Sorry.
17:33I'll get it.
17:34I'll get it.
17:35I'll get it.
17:36Wow!
17:37Well done!
17:38Bro,
17:39you did a great job.
17:40Our life
17:41is ruined.
17:42Yes.
17:43It's our fault
17:44that we don't eat biryani.
17:45We feel bad.
17:46Sister,
17:47what time do you come here daily?
17:48Why?
17:49So that I can
17:50make an alcoholic mood.
17:52Look,
17:53I don't come here daily.
17:54The rehab people
17:55will come and
17:56take him away.
17:57Sister,
17:58we'll go after the rehab center.
17:59Yes.
18:00First,
18:01we'll go to the police station.
18:02They robbed my gear.
18:03First,
18:04we'll go to the police station.
18:05Thieves!
18:06Thieves!
18:07We're sitting here
18:08with the thieves.
18:09Yes, yes.
18:10I'm sitting here
18:11with the classes
18:12of String Theory.
18:16Look at this, sister.
18:17Yes, yes.
18:18Look at this.
18:19I'll tell you the story.
18:20This is my wheel.
18:22This is his car.
18:23He robbed it.
18:24I'll call the police.
18:25Until the police comes,
18:26I won't leave from here.
18:27Then why
18:28did you eat my biryani?
18:29I was hungry, sister.
18:30Okay,
18:31the rehab people
18:32are here.
18:33I'll go
18:34and call them.
18:35I'll go and call her.
18:39She's a good woman.
18:40There should be such NGOs.
18:42If they're doing such a big job for free,
18:44there's hope.
18:46Hello?
18:47Where does Nishai sit?
18:49Nishai?
18:52He sits under the bridge.
18:54I think he sits at such places.
18:57Yes.
18:58He's sitting there.
19:01Come with us. Get up.
19:03He's a cheater.
19:04He's always been a cheater.
19:06He's not a cheater.
19:07He has to be a cheater.
19:08Come on, get up.
19:09Come with me.
19:10Where do you think you're going?
19:11I'm not Nishai.
19:12Everyone calls me Nishai.
19:14I don't do drugs.
19:15They say that, but I'm not Nishai.
19:17Come with me.
19:18I'll get you rid of your addiction.
19:19I'll get you treated.
19:20I don't do drugs.
19:21What kind of addiction are you talking about?
19:23Everyone says that.
19:24I don't do drugs.
19:25What kind of a fool is he?
19:27No, my son.
19:28There's a factory in the back lane.
19:30I had two factories when I used to do drugs.
19:35Come on, get up.
19:36Don't love your life.
19:38Are you crazy?
19:39Go.
19:42Come on, my son.
19:43Come on, my son.
19:44Come on, my son.
19:47Come on, my son.
19:48I'll get you something.
19:53Thank you very much, sir.
19:55Thank you very much.
19:56Thank you.
19:57Thank you very much.
19:58No problem.
19:59Come back at 4 tomorrow.
20:00I'll treat you to a few more drinks.

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