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00:00Ah, nothing like the pittery-pattery of little raindrops to bring back memories.
00:09Reminds me of a musical I made back in the heyday of my superstardom called It's Raining
00:14On My Forehead But My Tootsies Are Gettin' Soaked.
00:17Soaked?
00:18You wanna talk about soaked?
00:19Lucky, pal, love me, miss me, can't live without me.
00:20I've been gone twenty minutes.
00:21You never write, you never call.
00:22That's okay.
00:23I'll live.
00:24I'll survive.
00:25Somehow.
00:26So how'd it go at the dry cleaners?
00:35I wouldn't go back there if I were you.
00:37You told me it was going to be clear skies.
00:40Sunny, you said.
00:41Summery, you said.
00:42But Lucky, that was what the TV weatherman said.
00:43Yeah, sure he did.
00:44Boy, you are some detective.
00:45You can't even detect the right weather.
00:46You're right, Lucky.
00:47I'm useless.
00:48Not with myself.
00:49Or my pepper, even.
00:50I'm a lousy detective.
00:51A disgrace to the universe.
00:52Look.
00:53I never said you were a disgrace to the...
00:54But hold the phone.
00:55I can change.
00:56I have free will.
00:57I feel pretty.
00:58I'm going to do something about it.
00:59Hello?
01:00Tune Delivery?
01:01I want to order your famous detective home study course.
01:02And send it over here double pronto.
01:03I'm a lousy detective.
01:04A disgrace to the universe.
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03:29And now the forecast for this afternoon.
03:33Cloudy with some light drizzles.
03:35That's all I need to know.
03:59You and me need to have a little talk.
04:08And now, since today is Valentine's Day,
04:10we're going to put a big heart up on the weather map
04:12and send out a great...
04:13He said today's Valentine's Day.
04:15You realize what this means, Bonkers?
04:18That you'll be getting me a nice box of chocolate fondants
04:20with raspberries and juice?
04:24No.
04:25It means that the nice TV station
04:27has been showing reruns of the weather.
04:29Valentine's Day was last month.
04:31Boy, Lucky, you've got all the answers.
04:33There's so much I can learn from you.
04:36Yeah, that's true.
04:38So tell me, why are they showing reruns?
04:41Why are they showing re...
04:42Why, well, that's a good...
04:45Why are they showing reruns?
04:47Good question.
04:48It's time to pay that TV station a visit.
04:54Well, keep looking.
04:55First thing we need to do is find the weather man.
04:57I don't think he'll talk, Lucky.
04:58Why not?
04:59It's the old gag.
05:00What old gag?
05:01The one around his mouth.
05:08Somebody snuck up behind me and hit me over the head.
05:11Next thing I know, I'm tied up.
05:13Boy, I hate when that happens.
05:15Does this have anything to do with you guys showing reruns?
05:18Reruns?
05:19I don't know anything about that temporary amnesia.
05:22Yeah, that's it.
05:23Yeah, that's it.
05:24I can't remember anything.
05:26What did I just say?
05:27I forgot already.
05:28Well, ciao.
05:31Lucky, I'm no master detective.
05:34Not yet, anyway.
05:35But something tells me that guy's acting a little weird.
05:38Hey, you guys, check out the weather map.
05:41You hear that, Lucky?
05:42A tip.
05:43Yeah, right.
05:44It'll be a snowy day in August when a tuned camera tells me how to do my job.
05:49Shit.
05:51Now, stand clear, will you?
05:53I'm gonna go and check the weather map.
05:59Chalk outlines of the weather tunes.
06:01They're missing.
06:02How could they be missing if we're looking right at them?
06:04Not the outlines.
06:05The tunes themselves are missing.
06:07And I'll bet you that's why the studio's showing reruns.
06:10Well, this proves one thing.
06:12What's that?
06:13How important tunes are to ratings.
06:14The show can't go on without them.
06:16Well, I bet this whole place would fall apart without tunes.
06:26Bonkers!
06:27Where are you?
06:31Somewhere around Miami Beach, I think.
06:36This complaint from the TV studio is pretty serious stuff, Pickle.
06:41Bad enough, you were down there without authority.
06:44But then, you went and wrecked the place to boot.
06:47Horseradish?
06:49I ordered pickles.
06:50They give me horseradish.
06:52Well, actually, I meant about the TV studio.
06:54You see, there's some missing tunes.
06:56Nobody reported any missing tunes.
06:59Well, that's just it.
07:00There's something sneaky going on.
07:02We found the weatherman, and he was...
07:04Something sneaky going on, all right.
07:06Something sneaky going on, all right.
07:08Used to be a fella could order pickles and get pickles.
07:11These days, anything goes.
07:13Jalapenos, horseradish, sauerkraut.
07:16I ask you, Pickle, what kind of a relish is sauerkraut?
07:22European, sir.
07:23Listen up, officer.
07:24I don't want you anywhere near that TV studio.
07:27Are you reading me?
07:29Oh, yes, sir.
07:30Loud and clear, sir.
07:31Like a book, sir.
07:32You can count on me, sir.
07:37Ten floors, sundries, notions, and bric-a-brac going down.
07:45So, what's the plan, Lucky?
07:46There is no plan.
07:48Chief says we drop the case.
07:49But, Lucky...
07:50Listen up, officer.
07:51I don't want you anywhere near that TV studio.
07:53Are you reading me?
07:54Like a cereal box, Lucky.
07:55You're the boss.
07:56That's right.
07:57I'm the boss.
07:58Sometimes you gotta read between the lines with Lucky, man.
08:01What Officer Pickle is really trying to say
08:03is that he wants me to solve the case on my own.
08:05Untouchable.
08:06Finito.
08:08Don't worry, Lucky.
08:09You can count on me.
08:10Well, now.
08:11It's about time the little guy started realizing who's calling the shots.
08:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:18This is the city.
08:20Hollywood.
08:21Where a smile and a dollar bill
08:22can get you a ride on a downtown bus
08:24or a one-way ticket to Belugaville.
08:26I have no idea what that means,
08:28but it's in my famous detective's handbook.
08:30I'm a cop.
08:31My name's Tuesday.
08:32Today's Wednesday.
08:33And I meet on a Sunday.
08:35I'm going in.
08:37I'm gonna talk to Anita,
08:38the hair and makeup girl on the weather show.
08:40Maybe she knows about the weather tomb's disappearance.
08:42Maybe not.
08:45I start off the questions real simple.
08:46Toss her a few easy lobs.
08:48Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
08:50What color was Custer's white horse?
08:51How many trombones led the big parade?
08:54Then I throw her a tough one.
08:56How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
08:57if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
09:00I don't know.
09:02Don't know?
09:03Or won't say.
09:05Where were you on the night the tombs disappeared?
09:07Uh, at a movie.
09:09And what movie was that, ma'am?
09:10My Left Foot.
09:12That movie wasn't playing anywhere in the city
09:14on the night in question.
09:15No, I mean you're on my left foot.
09:17Get off.
09:19Oh, I'm sorry.
09:20Suppose you tell me about the last time
09:22you saw the weather tombs.
09:26I was doing makeup for the weather show.
09:28I walked in, and there they were.
09:31Destroying the place as usual.
09:34Hey, check it out.
09:45Stop it! All of you, stop!
09:51They were nasty and rotten and vile!
09:54I sure hope nothing bad has happened to them.
09:57Yes, ma'am.
09:58And how did you learn about their disappearance?
10:00I got a phone message.
10:01Then someone sent me a fax.
10:03Do you want to see them?
10:04Just a fax, ma'am.
10:06I've been waiting all day to use that line.
10:08No more questions.
10:10For now.
10:15My next suspect was Sam, the cameraman.
10:23So, tell me of that last day you saw the weather tombs.
10:28It was almost air time,
10:30and I couldn't find my toon camera anywhere.
10:33Then I heard them!
10:39Look at Sam, the camera slob!
10:47I can't stand you toons!
10:48You're turning a perfectly good camera into slobs just like you!
10:52You really tick me off!
10:54I wish you'd dry up and...
10:58Thanks.
10:59I needed that.
11:01Yes, of course you did!
11:03You were raving like a fool.
11:05Now, kindly explain why this cable is singed like a crap, Suzette!
11:11Did it happen when you were doing away with the weather toons?
11:15Perhaps while manhandling a lightning bolt of a toon?
11:20No, there was a short circuit in the wiring, that's all.
11:23It's got nothing to do with...
11:27Gee, that must have hurt.
11:30Not as much as trying to speak with that stupid French accent, I can assure you!
11:35I had one more suspect, the top guy at the studio,
11:38producer Biffy Canova.
11:41You're wasting your time, detective.
11:43I have had no idea what happened to the toons.
11:48Then why didn't you report the crime to the police?
11:51Why did you try to hide their disappearance by showing reruns of old shows?
11:57Okay, I admit I ordered the cover-up.
12:00We've had a terrible year.
12:01Low ratings, no cash flow.
12:03I couldn't afford any more negative publicity.
12:06That's why I would be the last person to hurt the weather toons.
12:10They were my stars.
12:13There's been extensive water damage to these photos.
12:16Caused by a struggling toon rain cloud?
12:18Trying to escape your evil clutches?
12:20Perchance?
12:21Don't be silly.
12:22The sprinkler system has been on the fritz.
12:24It went off accidentally last week.
12:28I see.
12:29Oh, dear.
12:30I must run, detective.
12:31I have dinner guests coming to my country house tonight.
12:34I'll be back in a minute.
12:35I'll be back in a minute.
12:36I'll be back in a minute.
12:37I'll be back in a minute.
12:38I'll be back in a minute.
12:39I'll be back in a minute.
12:40I'll be back in a minute.
12:41I have guests coming to my country house tonight.
12:43Please, look around.
12:44Feel free.
12:45I will do just that, sir.
12:47And I will leave no stone un...
12:50Hello?
12:52A red herring.
12:54And another.
12:58Something fishy's going on here.
13:01That's right.
13:02Come into my parlor, said the herring to the fly.
13:08Red herring.
13:09Brown shore.
13:10Big ugly face.
13:12Lucky!
13:13I thought I told you the chief's orders were to lay off this case.
13:17But, Lucky, I already found six red herrings, a blue-tailed marlin, and a...
13:20This investigation is over, terminated, done.
13:22And I don't want to hear another peep.
13:24You got that?
13:25But, but...
13:26Not a peep!
13:29Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:40Red!
13:43I'm sorry, Lucky.
13:44I had to peep.
13:45Just look at that evidence.
13:46First, the toon show up missing.
13:48Then, all these clues.
13:49And on top of that, somebody's trying to kill us.
13:52Bonkers.
13:53Those detective disguises of yours have made you even more toon-brained than usual.
13:58Nobody's trying to kill us.
14:10Well, don't just sit there, Bonkers.
14:12We've got a case to investigate.
14:18This is it, kid.
14:19Canova's Country House.
14:21Friendly-looking place, eh, sweetheart?
14:23Must you talk in that stupid voice?
14:26You prefer maybe this one?
14:28Never mind.
14:34You must be the detective Mr. Canova spoke of.
14:39I'm Red, the butler.
14:42Walk this way, won't you?
14:51Toons.
14:55Ah, Hollywood's finest.
14:57What a pleasant surprise.
14:59Who invited them?
15:01You must forgive their exquisite lack of manners.
15:04Please, join us for dinner.
15:06No, and we can do without the pleasantries, Canova.
15:08We're here to get to the bottom of...
15:10Hey!
15:11Let me do it like each solo.
15:12No help.
15:13Please?
15:15All right.
15:16Sure, fine.
15:17Just get off my neck.
15:30Now to get down to business.
15:32Tonight, I will finger the felon.
15:36I suspect everyone.
15:38I suspect no one.
15:41But rest assured, before the night is through,
15:44one of you will crack.
15:48Sometimes, all it takes is a little...
15:51puss.
15:55See here, detectives.
15:57If one of us is guilty,
15:59why don't you end this charade and tell us now?
16:02Yeah, come on.
16:03Who do you think you are?
16:05Okay, fine, if that's the way you want it.
16:08I believe the criminal is...
16:14Don't be alarmed.
16:16It's merely a thunderstorm, you know.
16:18Actually, it's an Alaskan cold front
16:20heading due south to the Gulf Stream,
16:22which, when coupled with the El Nino effect,
16:24produces a low-pressure front that...
16:28Sorry, that happened.
16:30I'll just clear this.
16:32The fire, we are all soaked.
16:37Say, why don't we retire to the drawing room?
16:42You see, a crime needs a motive.
16:45So I asked myself,
16:47which one of you could have done it?
16:49Anita had a motive.
16:50The toons made a mess of her hair in makeup room.
16:53But Kem, the samurai man,
16:55he too had a motive, you know.
16:57The weather toons were a bad influence on his toon,
17:01Kamala.
17:03And then there's Irish MacLeod, weatherman,
17:06with maybe the best motive of all, sweetheart.
17:09The weather toons were more famous than he was.
17:12They were stealing his thunder,
17:14raining on his parade.
17:15So I gotta wonder,
17:17was it suspect number one,
17:19number two,
17:20or number three?
17:22Why not let me answer that bonkers?
17:24Lucky, where you been, pal?
17:26Don't ask.
17:27It was all three.
17:29They're all guilty.
17:31I figure they worked together to get rid of the weather toons.
17:34Nice try, sweetheart.
17:35But your theory doesn't hold water.
17:37Well, your hands apparently do.
17:39What are you getting at, detective?
17:41You, Canova,
17:42you're the only one here with no motive.
17:45The weather toons were good for business,
17:47good for ratings.
17:48You knew no one would suspect you.
17:50You knew you could get away with it.
17:52The perfect crime.
17:54I've got a surprise for you.
17:56No, you don't.
17:57I was merely reaching for this.
17:59If you'll check the dates,
18:00you'll see that I was at the Can Can Film Festival
18:02when the crime occurred.
18:06Ahem.
18:07Which leads me to theory number two.
18:09I hold in my hands a red herring,
18:12which I will place on the piano.
18:14One thing the fiendish criminal never counted on
18:17was that the police could dust the herring.
18:20Dust the herring?
18:21Yeah, you know, for fingerprints.
18:23Herring dusting is a new procedure
18:25recently developed in Moroccan prisons.
18:28Don't feel bad if you're not following this.
18:30I'm making it up as I go along.
18:31Shh.
18:33The point is,
18:34this red herring contains
18:35a very incriminating set of fingerprints.
18:37And before the night is through,
18:39someone will try to steal the evidence.
18:49I've got you now.
18:50What do you have to say for yourself?
18:53Get off of my head.
18:55Lucky!
18:57I should have known.
18:58Those speedy eyes.
18:59That weak jaw.
19:00It's not me, Toon Brain.
19:01It's him.
19:02The butler did it.
19:04I should have known.
19:05It's always the butler.
19:06Think again, copper.
19:09Sunny.
19:10Cloudy.
19:11Snowy.
19:12Forky.
19:13Toony.
19:14Tornado.
19:15And we are...
19:16The Willy Twos.
19:19Now I get it.
19:20They staged their own disappearance.
19:22That's right, copper.
19:23But why?
19:24So all of you would get blamed.
19:25And go to jail for kidnapping.
19:27Our scam would have worked
19:28if those meddling cops hadn't stepped in.
19:31But why did you do it, fellas?
19:33Why?
19:34Because we don't need you.
19:42We've got wings.
19:43Talent.
19:44Versatility.
19:45I could have played the Tornado
19:47in the Wizard of Oz.
19:49Instead, they used some two-bit weather machine.
19:54Come on, Lucky.
19:55I've got an idea.
19:57It better be a good one.
20:05I can't believe I'm doing this.
20:07Don't stop now, Lucky.
20:11Get him, boys.
20:15Hey, we've got an idea.
20:18I can't believe your plan worked.
20:20Elementary school, my dear Pickle.
20:22Pickle?
20:23Elementary school.
20:26Weather tunes being held for destroying TV studio?
20:29Attempts on policemen's lives?
20:32And impersonating a butler?
20:35It's a long story, sir.
20:37I ought to promote you
20:39for such exemplary police work.
20:41Then again, I ought to suspend you
20:43for disobeying my orders not to get involved.
20:47Promotion, suspension.
20:49Suspension, promotion, promotion.
20:51Let's just call it even.
20:54Now, get out of here before I change my mind.
21:00So, what do you say now, Lucky?
21:01Still think I'm a lousy detective?
21:03No, no, wait, don't say a word.
21:05You're absolutely right.
21:06Hello?
21:07I want to order a super advanced detective kit.
21:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:12Please, please.
21:13Just go back to being bonkers.