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00:00Now where is that bobcat? If I don't get it this time, the boss will not be...
00:15Aha! Gee, I love police work. It's so exciting.
00:20Once I've rememberized this police manual and Locky has shown me the ropes, I'll be a real cop.
00:30I love this cop stuff.
00:34You'd think they could make this manual in paperback.
00:38Maybe Fall Apart Rabbit can help me rememberize this manual.
00:45This time, bobcat, you're coming with me.
00:50Oh well, maybe it has a cake in the washer or something.
00:53Gee, that's strange. It's Fall Apart's anvil of the month club package and he hasn't even opened it yet.
01:06Fall Apart, it's me, Bonkers, your best buddy.
01:12Fall Apart.
01:14Fall Apart.
01:17Fall Apart.
01:19Fall Apart.
01:22He's... he's...
01:24Strategic pause.
01:29Snap out of it, bobcat. Remember, you're a cop now.
01:33But he's missing, just like Bubba Bear.
01:37What if there are two left? I'll never see them again.
01:41Get a hold of yourself and figure this thing out. You can do it. All you need is a little...
01:47Wake up!
02:04Wake up!
02:06Calling Officer Pickel, this is your partner speaking. Wake up!
02:20You.
02:22Who is it, dear?
02:24Nothing. Just an orange bobcat with a bullhorn.
02:28That's nice.
02:31What are you doing here?
02:33Fall Apart Rabbit is missing.
02:37What did you say?
02:39Fall Apart Rabbit.
02:41You got me up at two in the morning to tell me somebody fell apart on a...
02:47You don't need me, you need a doctor.
02:54No, Fall Apart Rabbit, my best friend, my numero uno, he's gone.
02:59There's no time to lose. We have to start investigating now.
03:02Okay, we'll look into it first thing in the morning, all right?
03:06Mickey and Bubba could be in big trouble. What if they've been kidnapped by spies or space aliens or...
03:11We have to do something! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
03:16Okay, but this time, no silly dream stuff. Pay close attention to see how a real cop looks for evidence.
03:24Right-o, sir.
03:25But aren't you forgetting something?
03:27Yeah, that's a little better.
03:34Just remember, you're a real cop now, and real cops follow procedures.
03:39Procedures, check, gotcha, over and out, roger, Wilco, ten-four, right-o, Rooney, with you all the way.
03:45Now the first thing a real cop does is to make sure none of the evidence gets disturbed.
03:49Now take this tape and cordon off the area.
03:51Cordon off the area, affirmative, okey-smokey.
03:55Just do it.
03:56I'm on it, chief.
04:01I'm seeing duly cordoned off. Others are peaked out. What's our next move?
04:05You can't do that. You're next.
04:08Scissors.
04:09Wait, what's this? More of those sawdust footprints? I'll just collect these for further analysis-es.
04:16Stop, what are you doing? Put down the broom.
04:18Good thinking, chief. This time I knew that I could.
04:20That's it! Stop! Hold it! Don't do anything else!
04:24Too bad, because that was our last scrap of evidence. Now there's nothing left but this postcard.
04:28A postcard? What postcard?
04:30Ah, just this postcard from Buffa Bear, asking Folla Park to meet him in Walla Walla, Washington for a vacation. That's all.
04:36What?
04:40Bonkers, this postcard explains everything. Why didn't you mention this earlier?
04:46As far as I'm concerned, this case is solved. Your missing tunes aren't missing, they're on vacation.
04:52Folla Park would never leave these behind.
04:55What are you talking about?
04:57It's all very simple. Someone planted that postcard to throw us off the trail.
05:03Stop! That's it. I've had it with your wacky tune theories.
05:07I tried to help you, but you're impossible. You'll never make it as a cop, and certainly not as my partner.
05:15Well, if you think I'm in the way, I guess I could just quit.
05:21I'm sorry, kid, but I think that might be better for both of us.
05:25Okay. Bye, partner.
05:41Talk about your bad karma. First I lose my job at the wacky tune studios, and then my new partner doesn't want me anymore.
05:50Toots, boy, am I glad to see you.
05:57What? What do you mean everybody's gone?
06:00I guess Lucky Piquel was right. Everybody went to Walla Walla after all.
06:06I guess that's why he's a police officer.
06:09I'm not.
06:11Say, Toots, let's go on vacation, too. Just you and me, pal.
06:17A tune black hole gets him every time.
06:21We'll take the first train for Walla Walla in the morning.
06:24Or we could leave now if we take your car.
06:27This is a little small. I'd have to pack my feet in a trunk, but...
06:32Toots?
06:37Boy, lose a job in this town and nobody wants to be seen with you.
06:46Yes!
07:16So, so, where is he? Where is Bunkers, Mr. Doodles?
07:22Right here.
07:34Hey, we're jibs.
07:37Hey, are you guys with some kind of collaboration?
07:41Hey, we're jibs.
07:44Hey, are you guys with some kind of collection agency or something?
07:47If it's about those overdue library books, I can...
07:50Hey, that's a set from Trail Mix Bunkers.
07:54And that's from Bunkers in Space.
07:57And I'll use these in Roller Rink Bunkers.
08:01Beautiful.
08:05The bobcat will finish off my collection nicely.
08:11You have some nice stuff there, Mr... Mr...
08:14You know, I didn't actually catch that last name.
08:17Actually, I didn't catch that actual first name either, actually.
08:20My fellow toons call me The Collector.
08:24You see, not only am I a toon, but...
08:30I also collect them.
08:34Allow me to show you my most recent artistic masterpiece.
08:41Fall Apart?
08:42Kringles?
08:43Jitters?
08:44What's going on?
08:45Fun?
08:46And Bubba Bear?
08:48I thought you guys were all in Walla Walla, not hanging on the Walla.
08:51Hmm, something very strange about all of this.
08:58Mr. Doodles?
09:00What's going on here?
09:01Well, let me explain.
09:03Behold!
09:05The Laminator!
09:08I created it to laminate toons, like Bubba Bear here.
09:13And preserve them alive.
09:16What... what... what...
09:18Immobile.
09:22Forever.
09:24Yeah.
09:26We'll see you back at the time.
09:27Gotta go, Mr. Weirdo Cartoon Collector.
09:29Ciao!
09:30And if you don't mind, I'll take my friends with me.
09:33Au contraire, Bonkers.
09:35You can't leave.
09:37Why, you're the one who will finish off my collection.
09:41Mr. Doodles, I think it is time we pencil Bonkers in.
09:50Hey, hey, hey, watch that pencil!
09:52You could poke someone's eye out, mister!
09:55Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
09:57Mr. Doodles, we mustn't forget our friend, the little horn.
10:03Run, Toots, run!
10:05Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
10:07Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
10:11We don't need the horn anyway.
10:14Because I still have you.
10:19Gee, at least somebody wants me.
10:22Too bad he's a demented, evil, laughing toon collector with pencils for fingers
10:25who wants to preserve me under plastic forever.
10:30Chief Kniffke, I've solved the case of the missing toons!
10:33Missing toons?
10:35Oh, dear!
10:37We should start an immediate investigation.
10:39Yes, I'll put our best officer on the case.
10:42No, no, no, sir.
10:43You see, I've solved the case of the missing toons.
10:47Oh, you've solved the case already?
10:49Well, great work, Officer Pickle.
10:51It's Pickle.
10:52Keep it up and you'll be wearing captain's bars one day.
10:55My luck, it's finally changed.
11:00You know, I think you and that toon are going to make great partners.
11:05Um, about Bonker, sir, the truth of the matter is...
11:11Would you get that, Officer?
11:16Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
11:18What do you want?
11:20Me, me, me, me, me, me!
11:22Would you excuse me, sir?
11:24I have an urgent matter to take care of.
11:26Certainly, go right ahead, officer.
11:30This had better be good.
11:38You got me out of the chief's office to show me a pencil?
11:43Me, me, me, me!
11:44Where'd you get this?
11:45Me, me!
11:46Pencils? Pencil savings?
11:50What's going on? Where's Bonkers?
11:52Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
11:54He's been toon-napped?
11:57I can't believe I'm talking to a horn.
11:59What's worse, I can't believe I understand what he's saying.
12:01So Bonkers was right about this missing toon thing after all.
12:06And I was... wrong.
12:09What are you waiting for?
12:11We've got to go save your friend.
12:13And my partner.
12:16Me, me, me, me, me!
12:18Okay, okay, where do we go?
12:19Me, me, me, me, me!
12:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:28No, no, no, no, no.
12:30Move him a skosh more to the...
12:33Right.
12:34And... bring his arm up.
12:39Beautiful.
12:42Well done, Mr. Doodles.
12:44It's...
12:47Perfection.
12:49Oh, thanks. I feel much better now.
12:54Now remember, this is art.
12:56So do try to smile.
13:09Be sure to use plenty of steam, Mr. Doodles.
13:12I want the bobcat wrinkle-free.
13:15There's no way out. I'm doomed.
13:17My fate is about to be sealed.
13:20Mr. Doodles, I didn't say stop.
13:23Did I? Did I?
13:24Why have you stopped?
13:26It wasn't me, boss.
13:28I pulled the plug on your little operation.
13:30You're under arrest, pal.
13:32Lucky! Boy, am I glad to see you.
13:35Say, what took you so long?
13:37I had to walk your dog.
13:40Right, it's that cop again.
13:42Quick, Mr. Doodles, before my greatest work of art escapes.
13:47Sorry about what I said before.
13:49You were right about this case all along.
13:51Partner.
13:52Partner?
13:53Stop where you are.
13:55Don't make me rob you out.
13:57Bonkers, can you create a diversion? I have a plan.
14:00Okey-dokey, partner.
14:02That's it.
14:03You've insulted me, insulted my friends,
14:06and insulted the Queen of France.
14:09I challenge you to a duel, sir.
14:12Two to two.
14:13Slapsticks at 30 pesos.
14:16A duel?
14:19You fool.
14:20You don't know who you are up against.
14:24I shall enjoy this.
14:27Go on, you vile villain, you.
14:29Hit me with your best dagger.
14:31Nobody gives me the raspberry.
14:34Mr. Doodles, man the prop box.
14:38Not the prop box.
14:41I am waiting.
14:43Don't dawdle, Mr. Doodles.
14:45Do it.
14:52Release the shoes.
15:02What's the matter? Tongue-tied?
15:04Mr. Doodles, bring out Mr. Custard.
15:13I'm coming for your face, bobcat.
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16:58Where are you going?
17:08Never mind about him.
17:09You're coming with me.
17:10No, I'm not.
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17:12I'm not.
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17:26How about five fingers?
17:28Five fingers?
17:30Well, you've miscounted.
17:32It's just a finger of your imagination.
17:36I'm just as much as Toon as Mr. Doodles here.
17:40Five fingers?
17:44Five fingers.
17:45Have you tried the peel slide, Lucky?
17:49The peel what?
17:50The peel slide.
17:51Trust me.
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:54Say, uh, if you're a toon, then you won't mind a little test. Bonkers, do you have a
18:03banana peel on you? Sure. I always carry one in case of emergencies. Well, let's see you
18:10do the peel slide. That is, if you're a toon enough.
18:15Ooh, the peel slide. Ridiculous. I don't know what you're talking about. This test doesn't
18:27prove anything. It proves you're not a toon. No toon can resist the peel slide. Right,
18:36doodles? You say it ain't so, boss. No, you're wrong. I'm a toon. I am. I am a toon. Well,
18:49then explain this. Watch out! I'm a toon. I'm a toon. I'm a toon. Poor guy. He wasn't
19:11that bad for a demented, fiendish, foul-playing villain. You don't mean he's... Nah, he'll
19:17be okay. That won't really hurt him. Well, I guess this case is closed. We'll ship him
19:22off to the big house as is. Our first case. I am so proud. You know, I never thought I'd
19:37say this, but getting you as my partner was the luckiest thing that... Bonkers D. Bobcat!
19:44I've been looking for you everywhere, kid. I knew that bicep bill show would never fly.
19:50Not like you, babe. You'll be a star forever. Bonkers, what I'm saying is, I want you back.
19:58WW wants me back? I'm gonna be a star again! Yahoo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what
20:05am I thinking? I can't leave you like this, Lucky. We're a team. Thanks, kid. But, hey,
20:12wait, you know, you don't have to stay on my account. It sounds like a great offer.
20:18Besides, I wouldn't want to stand between you and your fans. If you're sure that's what
20:26you want. Yeah, oh, hey, I'm sure. You get me? Now go on, be a star, you little nut.
20:33Great! Now I'm thinking long-term contract here, kid. Fifty, sixty years. What do you
20:40say? Well, I'm better off without him, really. It's a pain anyway. Always laughing, but you
20:51know, I actually kind of miss that little bobcat. You, ah, ah, ah, I knew you wanted
21:00me partners. You know, Lucky, this is the start of a beautiful partnership. What have
21:08I gotten myself into?