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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name is Kevin, I am a geek, you are watching
00:17Kevin the Geek and it is Wednesday night and England have made their way through to the
00:24Euro 2024 final. It is not possible for me to be able to watch that game and then record
00:33this episode straight afterwards and get it edited and ready to be uploaded for the Monday.
00:41So I am recording this before the results of the final is announced. So by the time
00:47this is out, I will know that England have won! Or Spain have won! Boo! You can edit it out there
00:57for whichever one is accurate. But yeah, hopefully England has done us proud and they've brought it
01:05home. I'm not getting ahead of myself, I'm not predicting anything. Realistically, in my heart,
01:11I'm saying England. In my head, I'm going with Spain because of how well they played in the
01:15tournament. But I'm praying for England, I'm really hoping that we've managed to do it. So
01:21yeah, fingers crossed that I'll be in a very happy mood when this episode actually gets released the
01:27day after the final. But we're here again for Benidorm. The only big thing that I think is
01:37really going to be coming up in this episode is the fact that Jeff mentioned his fiancée is
01:43apparently coming to Benidorm. So who is this mystery fiancée? He's apparently now separated
01:51slash divorced from Chantelle. That's interesting. And apparently he had a kid with her called
01:58Pythagoras, which is very interesting. But that's enough talking for me. Enough waffling. Let's
02:05check out Benidorm. You know, I really did enjoy yesterday. Well, yes, lounging by the pool is all
02:21well and good, but it doesn't keep you active. Don't worry. Donald and I keep ourselves extremely
02:29active. Oh, yes.
02:30Which is why I've arranged another activity for today.
02:33Oh, you've got to be joking. I'm supposed to be on my holidays.
02:37You enjoyed yesterday. You said yourself we make a great team.
02:42What is it? And can we get a cab there?
02:45Don't worry. You're within touching distance of it.
02:49Oh, oh, oh. I like the sound of that.
02:52I don't know.
02:59But. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.
03:07Of course, the broken animation.
03:09If you lose this key again, I'm going to have to lock you in the room and tell the bogeyman where you live.
03:15I'm sure the bogeyman doesn't know you're on holiday.
03:21Do you want the lolly?
03:27Gee, I think I said the wrong thing there.
03:29Really? You think?
03:30I also think the problem was your face.
03:32Oof.
03:33What about my face?
03:34She saw it.
03:35Oh, cheeky bugger.
03:38Yeah, Leslie, what is all this crap?
03:40Crap? How dare you? That's a lifetime's collection.
03:43A collection of crap?
03:44What is he doing here?
03:45It's for the Spanish market.
03:47I better get a move on.
03:48You can hold the fort this end, can't you?
03:50I do not know what this means, but yes, go.
03:53Right, see you later.
03:54See you later.
03:58Buenos dias. Hola. Buenos dias.
04:01I tell you what on earth is going on. The lifts aren't working.
04:04I know. He's the reason the lift men are here.
04:07I've just had to walk down 14 flights of...
04:10Oh! Oh! Oh!
04:18Well, Joyce is dead.
04:29You fell right down them stairs.
04:31No.
04:32You think?
04:33I can't say I noticed.
04:35Oh, yes. You came down them with a right thump.
04:39Do you remember?
04:41Of course I remember.
04:43You just said you didn't notice.
04:47Here, sit down. You're okay.
04:50How can she be okay? She fell right down them stairs.
04:54Go away!
04:56Oh, Noreen.
04:58Oh, it's all right. I quite understand.
05:01You don't feel yourself when you've had a wallop on the head, do you?
05:05Nope.
05:09Oh, dear. Your head's blowing up like a balloon.
05:17Have you got some vinegar and brown paper?
05:20Vinegar and brown... What on earth are you talking about?
05:24Well, it worked for Jack and Jill.
05:27Will you just go away, savage?
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:34Oh! She's back.
05:36Crystal. Oh, what a delightful surprise.
05:41You look sensational.
05:44That's more than I can say for you.
05:47Oh, hello. Are you just booking in?
05:51I'm on me own today, on account of my son being out on business.
05:58You don't fancy a game of dominoes, do you?
06:01No, thank you.
06:03I thought not.
06:05A bebe.
06:06A bebe.
06:08What on earth have you done?
06:11I haven't done anything. They're all like that.
06:13No, I mean you, savage. I mean, how many flights of stairs have you fallen down?
06:17Just two.
06:19I seem to have survived relatively unscathed.
06:22Well, that's a matter of opinion.
06:25Sorry.
06:28Oh, Elvis, just leave the bags here. I'll just stay one night.
06:33Here? What do you want to stay here for?
06:37Do I? I mean, my goodness, what a thrill.
06:42Mateo, can we have the honeymoon suite refreshed for Miss Hennessy Vass?
06:48Oh, I think the honeymoon suite has just been booked for this evening.
06:52Then kindly unbook it.
06:57When you're CEO, you get perked.
06:59And then I'm going to take you to lunch, after I've made my inspection, of course.
07:02I'll come with you.
07:03No, there's no need. I know my way around, you know.
07:06You just scurry off and book that table for two.
07:10Oh, Miss Hennessy Vass, I am wondering if I can speak to you.
07:17A wedding?
07:18Yes. Well, next month I will be a barmaid at Solana for ten years.
07:23What do you want, a cake?
07:25No. I am thinking it is time for promotion.
07:31Maybe.
07:34Or maybe not.
07:39Mateo, I'll be in touch.
07:44Oh. Oh. I did like that look.
07:50Oh.
08:03A Charles and Diana plate?
08:06That's very ancient.
08:15Yeah.
08:20Toaster?
08:33That's a matter of opinion.
08:45But...
08:58But...
09:07But...
09:15Oh.
09:20Oh?
09:23Oh!
09:27But...
09:30Didn't... Didn't Kenneth's...
09:35I don't know, godfather-uncle guy, Uncle Herbert,
09:40didn't he buy Blow and Go?
09:43So aren't they technically just renting the place from the Solana group?
09:50So technically, would Hennessy Vass have actually anything to do with the salon?
09:58Does she have any input?
10:00It's some kind of market.
10:02There you are then, off you go.
10:04What do you mean?
10:05You love the market, don't you? That's where you buy all your clothes.
10:08Oh!
10:24Love it.
10:33Oh!
10:39And that is true?
10:53Really?
11:08Er...
11:10That's...
11:12That's not her, is it? That's not the fiancée.
11:18If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's like a typewriter.
11:23But not enough time.
11:38I heard you have a guest walking around the hotel looking fabulous
11:41and telling everybody to go to Blow and Go.
11:44Yes. Actually, I think that was my idea.
11:48Ah, Crystal, there you are.
11:51Were you at the restaurant in 15 minutes?
11:54I bought the San Sebastian. It's very exclusive.
11:56Somewhat of a hidden treasure, you might say.
11:58The San Sebastian.
12:00Oh, I adore Sasha. You do know the manager?
12:04Of course, Sasha.
12:07She's a close personal friend.
12:10Sasha is a he.
12:12Oops.
12:14Not so good friend, is it?
12:16The operation was a success.
12:21Must be another Sasha.
12:24I'll be outside.
12:26Fair enough.
12:29Don't worry about Temple, Savage.
12:32She won't be on your back for very much longer.
12:35I have to go.
12:37Goodbye, gentlemen.
12:39Hey, what? What do you mean by that?
12:57I'll be in no fit state to wear this afternoon. That's my third.
13:01Third.
13:02Sorry?
13:03Nothing.
13:04Do you know, I've never been here before.
13:07Yeah, it is rather chic, isn't it?
13:09They're selling lots of Solana into a copped hat.
13:12I mean, what I mean is...
13:14Yes, yes, I know.
13:16I mean, that is why we had to bring the Solana down to a three star.
13:19We can't possibly compete with all of this, nor would we wish to.
13:23You're absolutely right, or wrong.
13:25We're budget and we're proud.
13:28Yes!
13:29That's what you said, isn't it?
13:31I did say that. We are budget and we are proud.
13:34Which brings me seamlessly to the whole point of this luncheon, Joyce.
13:39The staff wages bill is still far too high.
13:43Believe me, I've been through this with a fine tooth.
13:48We can't possibly cut the staff wages any more.
13:52We're living hand to mouth as it is.
13:54Yeah, well, that is why I am cutting your salary by 50%.
13:59Oh!
14:02You're asking me to take a 50% pay cut?
14:05Of course I'm not.
14:07Oh, sorry.
14:08No, I found somebody who is going to do your job for 50% less.
14:14Oh.
14:15Of course I'm not firing you, Joyce.
14:17That would leave the most terrible stain on your CV.
14:20We are friends, after all.
14:22Are you?
14:24I'm letting you go, darling.
14:26But that's the same thing.
14:27As of today, your contract ends.
14:28But don't worry, you can stay in your apartment for another week.
14:32Great.
14:33You bastard.
14:36I'll wait till they hit my apartment.
14:38That's what friends are for.
14:41Bloody hell. I didn't know that we were getting rid of Joyce.
14:49Well, I must say, this is lovely.
14:53Yeah.
14:55I was just saying, this is lovely.
14:59Very nice.
15:01Mother, she's Romanian, not deaf.
15:06Oh.
15:07Did Jeff meet you at the airport?
15:16No, but he told me which bus to catch.
15:18The bus is actually quicker than the taxi.
15:21You look...
15:23lovely.
15:25Lovely?
15:26Thank you.
15:27And a lovely name, too.
15:30Rubella.
15:32Rubella?
15:33Used to have German measles in my day,
15:35but I suspect it's something much nicer in your language.
15:40Yanella.
15:41My sister suffered terribly from them as a child.
15:46My lord.
15:47Her name's Yanella.
15:49Oh, Yanella.
15:50No, it's not. It's Doreen.
15:52Doreen?
15:53What?
15:54My sister's name is Doreen.
15:57It's her name.
15:59Who's your name, Doreen, as well?
16:02Well, who's Rubella?
16:04Nobody.
16:05Bloody hell, Doreen.
16:07German?
16:08My sister German, no.
16:10She was born in Widnes.
16:13I was just saying, your name in German means measles.
16:19No, no, it doesn't.
16:23What I mean is, the type of Germans my sister had
16:28were called Rubella.
16:30Not Germans, measles.
16:32And the type of measles Rubella had were...
16:38Hang on, that's not right, either.
16:40No.
16:41Why don't you have a siesta?
16:43I could take Rubella to the market if you want to lie down, son.
16:47How many times? It's Yanella.
16:49I would like to change my clothes.
16:52Change your clothes?
16:54Oh, do you want a key for the room?
16:57No, I need some money.
17:01Right.
17:02You don't need money.
17:04This holiday's inconclusive.
17:07All-inclusive.
17:09So I can change my clothes?
17:11I've only got 50 euro.
17:13Thank you, Jeff.
17:15I will be back.
17:21What's going on?
17:24I think we need to have a talk.
17:28Yeah.
17:31Oh, I haven't planned the lessons.
17:35When I was a teenager, I used to beg my uncle Dennis
17:39to let me have a bash on his upright.
17:42What?
17:43Hi, Glyn.
17:44Billy, this is Jacqueline who I was telling you about.
17:47Oh, enchanted.
17:50I was just saying to Glyn
17:52I was always pestering my uncle Dennis for private lessons.
17:57He won prizes for his fingering.
18:01Billy's not gonna give you a piano lesson, Jacqueline.
18:03He's gonna give you a singing lesson.
18:05A singing lesson?
18:07I couldn't believe it when I bumped into Billy.
18:10He used to be very big on the new discovery scene.
18:13Billy Sparkle and his baby grand.
18:16That can't be a real name.
18:18No, my real name's Brian.
18:21Well, shall we start with some scales?
18:23Yes, let's start with something easy.
18:26Ah.
18:31Ah.
18:38How much singing experience have you had, Jacqueline?
18:42I've sung with Bananarama.
18:44I can well believe it.
18:46Ooh!
18:48Free prize draw, love.
18:50Hey, our love.
18:52It's a free prize draw.
18:54I'm in a 50 euro makeover.
18:57Just ended it at the pool bar after you printed
18:59your name on the back.
19:01You can't manage that.
19:02A thumbprint will do.
19:03Oh.
19:03Kenneth, I'm a bit worried about this makeover.
19:06Everybody here is a bit middle-aged.
19:08Middle-aged?
19:08It's a lot more Middle Earth.
19:10Oh.
19:13What are we going to do?
19:15I don't want to sound unkind, but we
19:17can't have the big reveal of our free makeover
19:19with somebody who looks like the back end of a bus.
19:21Liam, that's just like you.
19:23You've started to develop quite a nasty, peevish,
19:25untraditional streak.
19:27I like it.
19:27You want me to blow and go?
19:29Yeah, well, don't worry about that.
19:30I'm not as stupid as you look.
19:31Oh, look, it's Annie.
19:33Annie, you all right?
19:35What are you doing here?
19:36Shut up.
19:36What are you doing that for?
19:38You do not know that girl.
19:39Yes, I do.
19:39It's Annie.
19:40She does the karaoke at the Piccadilly bar.
19:42Oh, stop doing that.
19:44That is the winner of our makeover competition.
19:46How's she going to win?
19:47The winner's drawn at random.
19:48Oh, stop being so stupid.
19:50You're going to fix it.
19:51Oh.
19:52You're disgusting.
19:53And so are the people lying on these sunbeds.
19:55Good point.
19:56Three-price draw.
19:58Win a 50-euro makeover.
20:01Winner's drawn completely at random.
20:03But we don't know who's going to win.
20:05Uh.
20:07Might want to keep it strong there, Liam.
20:13What is it?
20:14It's a Rubik's Cube.
20:17He's trying to work out where you plug it in.
20:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:20What does it do?
20:21It doesn't do anything.
20:22You've got to solve it.
20:24Each side's got to be a different color.
20:27Each side is a different color.
20:29A solid color.
20:30We used to have a boy at school that could do it in 38 seconds.
20:33Philip Piggott.
20:34A right short, fat, specky bastard he was.
20:37Ha.
20:39Mm, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:40Right, go on.
20:42I'll time you.
20:45Time?
20:47Time your case or what?
20:48Oh.
20:50I'll be back in a minute.
20:55It's got to do with a spot of advertising.
21:03Nah.
21:17Yeah, that's not obvious at all, is it?
21:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:31Ha, ha, ha.
21:38Ha.
21:39She didn't even notice ya. She never looked up once. Oh, she noticed me. All right
21:45I
22:07Cannot believe it. Why major decision so quick? What did miss Hennessey bus say to you nothing nothing at all?
22:15I just feel it's time to move on
22:17I've had my eye on Agadir for some time. Oh, please. No this song. You drive me crazy
22:23That's I could do
22:27I'm back
22:28Although not for long. Yeah, I've just got a few bits for the Spanish market. That's all right
22:33Yes, of course, whatever you want. He's temper savage is leaving us. Oh way gun. This means where are you going?
22:42I'm leaving the salon
22:45I just think it's the right time to go
22:48She's shocked you. She has not sucked me Leslie. I've just decided with great thought
22:54To move on to pastures new you think it's worth me to own my hatch into the ring. I don't think that'll be necessary
23:02Oh
23:03Sorry to be got the boot choice, but these days it's survival of the fittest
23:08Jenny
23:09you
23:11She gave my job to you
23:14Posture you do are the fittest. What do the others look like? Oh
23:17Nice, I'll have the highest vacant room. Please Matteo
23:21I'll obviously get your department but crystal tells me that just give you seven days to the cave the premises
23:27Matteo the room key
23:29Love these how you did your best but clearly what's good enough now? Listen to me Jane
23:35No, you listen the Solano is mine. It always has been I'll be down in 20 minutes
23:43Whoa, I was not expecting that I'm back Bennett up and I'm back for good
23:52I'm sure stuck at the lid
23:55Let's try again
24:02Now you
24:14Oh
24:20How do you solve a problem like Maria
24:26I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This isn't working out. You're going to have to leave. I'm gonna get the sack
24:31I'll hang your eyes. We should call it a day. Oh, but the thing is
24:37Rhiannon my wife and I sing as a country-western duo
24:41Spanish agent to book us into the Solano
24:44Tonight, but your wife isn't here. Oh, she's shacked up in France with my husband
24:49I know it was going to be me and
24:53You oh
24:55I
25:04Don't understand this internet business, but if you say you're happy son
25:10I'm happy for you meeting someone in the chatroom these days
25:14It's just the same as meeting them in a pub or at a party
25:18Not many parties we can tip up wearing only your pants and eating a pot noodle exactly
25:25It's the way forward
25:27And you definitely think she's the one
25:32Definitely she likes me for me not for what I've got. Oh, well, that's Andy cuz you haven't got anything
25:39Free prize draw win a 50 euro makeover just write your names on the back fold them up and hand them in at the pool
25:46bar
25:47Hey
25:49One more, please. There's three of us
25:56Hello
26:00We have a free prize draw, please take one leaflet and sign the back I
26:06Don't know your name because we've never met before I
26:12Don't think she really needs to make a machine
26:17Keep calm act natural. I don't think anyone suspects. I think a lot of people are suspecting right now
26:26I
26:31Mean she's cute
26:38No, no, don't you look smashing you like I find market it has many clothes very cheap
26:45This dress ten euros
26:47Nice one. Hey look after the pennies and so I bought five
26:52Jeff I would like some juice
26:55Yeah, yeah, that's a boy. I mean it's juice
26:59You choose
27:00No juice
27:03Do you want another tea? No, thanks, son. I'm stuffed to the gills with it, right?
27:08For the beer, I think no beer
27:12Sorry, no beer Jeff. This is why you're a fat
27:15juice
27:17Right. I was gonna have a baby. No, no beer juice
27:22right
27:25I don't like her. Two orange juices
27:35And did she like not bring any clothes with her because she's like I need to change it
27:40I don't need to change my clothes
27:41But then she like needed to buy stuff or she the kind of person is like I always got to have a new outfit or whatever
27:48It's generally all right on a couple of beers during the day
27:54He should not drink if he has important to business meetings
28:00Yes, he has not mentioned the merger
28:10Jeff you know
28:13No, it never mentioned it
28:16You must be excited about coming to live with us. I am excited
28:22Jeff has told me all about the mansion. Oh, yeah
28:26Not the towers my family in Romania also are excited my mother. She always had a dream of living in UK
28:35Tell me you really have eight bathrooms
28:40Thing is
28:43Yes, I
28:46Think I better let Jeff tell you
28:53Oh
28:59Jeff
29:00You were doing so well
29:04My god is literally reverted back bloody hell. Oh
29:11Sorry, I didn't see you there
29:15Yes, love size 10 to 12 ish
29:20You looking for something for a night out
29:25But these size 10s
29:27Like they've been stretched by size 18 in denial. Huh? Excuse me. Did you say you were a singer? Yeah
29:37Oh
29:38you open up the leaflet and
29:41Ignoring the actual name that's written on it. You say and the winner is Annie
29:49Redmond without the pause obviously
29:51No, my little friend with the pause the pause is the strongest part of the illusion
29:55It tells everybody you're trying to make out the writing. Oh, yeah, that's brilliant. What can I say? I'm a genius
30:01Oh, I know what if I start to read it and I say Annie. Oh
30:07Hang on a minute. I've just got to give it glasses. Let's not over it to put in love. Yeah, it was simple
30:12Ladies and gentlemen, the blow-and-go free prize draw will start in five minutes at the pool bar
30:20Mr. Conroy, this is your five-minute call
30:24All right
30:29The winner is
30:37And the winner is Annie
30:42I
30:46Anymore there you go love
30:56Anymore there you go. Thank you. Thank you
31:02You entered the competition, yeah
31:07I've done about makeover
31:09Some of the people you look like I've been Bono for well beats he's in the eye of the beholder. Oh nice of an Emmy, right?
31:21What's that
31:23Is a costume for tonight just needs a bit of alteration and a visit to the joke shop
31:29Your friend on the piano said he'd never heard a voice as bad as mine. Don't worry about me. I've made alternative arrangements
31:39Oh
31:42Are you getting on with Blondie not very well, that's because you've been too subtle you need to up your game
31:49Pinch her bum
31:54Yeah, don't pinch your bum that's sexual harassment as a specific type, oh, yeah, what's that then
32:03Dead no
32:05Sorry Joyce stuff aren't allowed. I'm not staff
32:09I mean, you're not stuff ask her
32:12What's going on here? It's got to do with you. Jamie. You're new manager of the Solana
32:18What Jamie's a new manager miss Hennessy last year?
32:22Sacked miss
32:24I bloody hell Kenneth works in blowing go. Well, I say work
32:30So last kid again, what's going on here?
32:33Look just doing a prize draw to win a free makeover in me salon. It's a cost of me anything. No, right carry on
32:45Ready for the free makeover. Oh, yes
32:49It's a lot of leaflets in there not much chance of winning
32:53Sometimes it's best not to leave it up to chance
32:56Jeff is a very clever man
32:58No argument from me there a bit of an argument for me
33:14Right, are we all in yes good and to draw the winner we just need someone who hasn't entered the competition
33:23I
33:25Said to draw the winner. We just need someone who has not entered the competition
33:30Okay, I would choose the winner anyone at all. I said I will do it. Give me the back
33:35Anyone else who has not entered the competition? Come on, just get on with it. What is your problem?
33:40I said I will do it Liam
33:42Nothing yet as usual. I'm just saying that we needed someone to make the draw. Oh, yes. I will pick a winner at random
33:50randomly
33:53That's right, give it a good mix up
33:55Want to make sure everyone has a fair chance of winning and make sure you all keep a lookout for the winner tonight in
34:00Neptune's you won't believe your eyes
34:03Okay, here we go. And the winner is
34:08Terry Dawson Oh
34:22Oh
34:43Me divorce I thought bollocks to it. I'm gonna become a lesbian right? Okay
34:49Not very well, although I made some lovely friends and became very good at playing pool
34:56It's stereotypical, isn't it?
35:11That's not very nice that's rude
35:14Skin
35:16I think you'd be an unfair. She's got a lovely personality. Oh brilliant
35:20So when we reveal a new look in Neptune's tonight, we just say oh she looks at those dinner
35:24But her ambition is for world peace and she'd love to look after kids
35:26I hope if you lend a hand Liam love, I'm absolutely washed off my feet. Do you want? Oh, I forgot to say
35:33I've had a call from crystal. She's finished all the meetings and she's on her way back
35:36But she's got an early start in the morning, but she's gonna pop in to see how we've done how I've done
35:40Yeah, whatever so you've got about an hour an hour can if I need you in here Liam
35:44I would love to but I've got choice out there in bits
35:49Looking lovely sex a thing you
36:01You've no need to keep pretending mr. Savage we all know you were sacked just onto the scrap heap of life
36:09Please Leslie, it's Joyce from now on and
36:13Harding matters now. The fact is I'm going thrown away like a child's and wanted the tail
36:18I think it's disgusting you've turned this hotel around you really have dropped from a great height into the bottomless pit of
36:27Obscurity. Yes. Thank you. We've got the picture. Do you have any plans? I don't know Leslie
36:33I'm a bit shell-shocked at the moment. I think I need a day or two to understand exactly what's happened
36:38Um, hello, you have been sat the chair. You're actually starting to annoy me now. Yeah, sorry
36:45You just trying to help what's going on here and what does meeting we are merely consoling a friend and colleague ex-colleague
36:54Yeah, well these two can do it in their own time. We tell you you still got an hour left on reception and then Neptune's
37:00Leslie there's full market bags full of crap from the Spanish market that you've left behind the pool bar get him shifted
37:09I'll get you another drink two large brandies. Please Diego love a couple of slippery nipples on the side
37:15distress here
37:18No feelings choice know how feelings
37:22You've got this job by undercutting my salary by 50%
37:27Which is still?
37:29100% more than nothing. I'm sorry. I've got a girl
37:34I've got a hotel to run
37:38She's turning to a right cow, I mean, she's always a bit rough around the edges
37:45Think a makeover would be
37:48Pointless you can't gild the lily or as my mother used to say a pig in a wig is still a pig
37:56You can't polish a turd
37:59No, I don't think that's the one I was thinking of
38:03And eat me a toast to Jeff Andrew Bella
38:13Right, I'm going to leave you two lovebirds and have an early night
38:19What'd you take?
38:20I've got some awful team in my case a mug of that and a murder. She wrote in Spanish
38:28Will do me. Well, I'll leave you sure
38:32Don't do it. They said I would
38:39I like your mother me too crazy. Yeah, but not enough to stab someone. Yeah, that's it. That's bad
38:47Thanks
38:55Miss Hennessy bus
38:57Everything is okay. Oh
38:59Elvis why don't you take the bags up to my room and take the evening off? Thank you very much
39:06Yes, everything's fine
39:09Mateo, isn't it? Yes, miss Tennessee bus. Oh, please. Let's dispense with the formalities. Just call me crystal
39:16Thank You crystal
39:18So tell me how are you getting on with the new manager?
39:22I know that she's a little bit rough, but I'm sure she's fitting in quite well. Don't you think Janie? Yes
39:29I know her many years. She was here before miss temple savage. No, I know I
39:34Do own the hotel?
39:36Yes, sorry, miss crystal bus. I mean miss Hennessy bus and see bus. I mean crystal
39:41Good night, Mateo. Oh, miss crystal
39:45This is very hard for me to say but maybe you think about the thing I ask
39:51Promotion for me. Oh
39:54Right
39:55I'll tell you why don't you come up to my suite in about an hour?
40:01We can chat about it. Then you can just let yourself in. I
40:06Won't bite you. You'll find that. I'm very easy to talk to
40:12I think she might want to let a bit of a nibble on the tail
40:23Oh
40:54I'm tiger earlier
41:07You hear you that my dad
41:13Sorry, I thought that bloke you winking at stay around the pool my dad
41:24Excuse me, I'm
41:26Yeah, yes, we see around
41:31Setting
41:33If that's your attempt to try to chat up a woman all I have to say
41:39Pathetic calm down. I was only making conversation. She's got a point
41:43You said that's it wouldn't work with me
41:49Watch yourself choice. Don't have to throw you out for being
41:58Rejoice my name is miss simple
42:06From this evening for the next week
42:13Thinking like one
42:16Against it our point
42:26And now we have our featured act a great country western duo all the way from the UK
42:34Let's hear it for
42:36dangerous when
42:43I
42:52Said
43:14I don't exactly
43:21Of course we have been chatting online for months
43:26It could be different in real life
43:30Jeff I did not care you sent a picture of someone else. I am not interested in good-looking
43:35Oh
43:59Oh
44:05Gold digger
44:08Jeff I'm going to bed now. Today has been a long day just for tonight
44:16I've done something a bit impetuous
44:19What is impetuous
44:22You know where you put your bags and all that
44:25That's actually my mom's room
44:28I've booked it into the honeymoon suite just for tonight. Oh, we cannot share room until you're married
44:38My grandmother she would say
44:41Make circles in her grave
44:43Yeah, but it's all big for me. I will collect my bag from your man. Take another room and put this on our bill
44:53Do not stay awake too late Jeff
44:57I can tell you worry about your company
45:0244 inch telly in the suite with British channels
45:14Watching every channel
45:24Wow
45:27Oh
45:50Yeah
45:52Oh
45:54Come here you said she was gonna look like a dog's dinner
46:22Oh
46:25There was a look
46:30But she's very on display isn't she nobody well he did
46:38Wow
46:42That's a bit of an upgrade
46:52Ah
47:13Bit of curry
47:22I
47:37Just don't
47:40I
47:50See you are busy. Maybe we talk another time
48:05I've made a terrible mistake
48:10I'll be the judge of that
48:33That that that wasn't quite what I was expecting for an ending
48:40Um
48:44Wow, okay. Um, wow
48:51So much to try and talk about and round up in that episode, holy moly
49:01Right, let's let's let's try and think of some of the characters that because there was so many storylines in that episode
49:09I'll get to the big ones and in a second. So
49:14Tiger Clive and Terry as a Terry had a makeover looks great. She had a great makeover
49:19So well done Liam, obviously definitely not well done Kenneth because you are a lazy bastard as you always seem to be
49:27Well done Liam for making Terry look pretty damn good
49:31Clive didn't really do much in that episode. He was just a bit there and
49:35Tiger really fancies the pants off that Annie and I
49:40mean
49:41there was some looks that I
49:45Resume and he's only in this for one episode
49:47Unless she does come back and maybe they do something there between them two. Who knows? We'll wait and see
49:57I'm trying to think of the guess what but really the only the only two really guests that we've got in in this show
50:04This series is literally, you know, Tiger Clive and Terry and and and obviously the Maltby's
50:11You know Jeff and Noreen and this Janella with so I'll come to them three in a second and
50:17Joyce
50:21So she's getting a sack Jamie's come back wasn't expecting that
50:28That's
50:30That's gonna be interesting
50:32Seeing what happens there
50:37So what we're on episode 5 I think there's two more episodes left to go so
50:43we'll see if this is definitely a permanent thing or whether anything changes there and
50:50because in theory, you know, they're like
50:55Joyce has got got like a week to empty and get out of her apartment. So
51:00You know, we'll theoretically have her for the rest of this series for the last two episodes
51:06But then is she gonna come back next year or is it gonna be Jamie full-time next year?
51:11Oh, is it gonna be someone else entirely? I don't know. We're gonna obviously wait and see him and find out
51:19So that that was a shock I'm not gonna lie and
51:25The thing is like
51:28So like crystal
51:31She's basically like cutting all the staff wages like right right down
51:37yeah, she seems to be entertaining the idea of giving Matteo a
51:43Promotion which would obviously result in him getting a pay rise
51:47Presumably because she's not gonna give him a promotion but keep it on the same wage
51:53But shockingly
51:56Crystal seems to
52:00Have her way with Jeff. I wish I was not expecting
52:05like
52:07crystal always seems to be so
52:09prim and proper and
52:11After the finer things and I guess I can understand why she would want to go with Matteo. I mean Matteo is
52:17Pretty good-looking. I mean, she's not seen him without a shirt on but you know
52:21He's got a pretty good body for a guy and not my cup of tea personally
52:27you know, I'd probably rather go for Annie than I would go for Matteo and
52:31but
52:33Yeah
52:35That just threw me a loop. I just did not expect that one bit whatsoever
52:41so
52:43Yeah, the big one
52:45Jeff and
52:46this Yanella
52:48so Jeff is
52:51Back to his old tricks of
52:54Being a billy bullshitter and
52:59Yanella from everything that I can make out is a
53:05Let's put it nicely a gold-digging tramp
53:11Because you know, she's basically
53:14Seemingly from that conversation in Neptune's that this is their first ever
53:19Conversation
53:22Sorry, sorry, this is their first time meeting in person. They've only ever spoken online and yeah
53:28Jeff is Billy bullshitted as he used to do in the past and he's told he's got a mansion with eight bathrooms and
53:37You know, it's got a massive company. It's going through some multi-million pound merger
53:43Boy is she gonna be in for a shock when she eventually learns the truth. Yeah, I
53:50Don't like it I
53:53Don't like it and that's because I don't like gold diggers. I'm sorry if you're a gold digger
53:59I'm sorry, if that's gonna make you unsubscribe from the channel, but I hate gold diggers
54:04you know
54:09Yeah
54:13Oh and I guess glint glint and
54:16Jacqueline I kind of forgot about them a little bit there. They're obviously here and
54:21that's
54:23It's an interesting dynamic but between them two isn't it and you know, they're definitely warming to each other now
54:32Well rather glenn is warming up to to Jacqueline a little bit more I mean, it's definitely a platonic
54:39I don't expect anything's gonna happen. I mean, maybe who knows maybe maybe something will happen
54:43Maybe he will get a bit drunk on some shanties again, and I don't know
54:47Maybe she'll have what we don't wanna want a little bit of Welsh sausage
54:52We'll see obviously we've got two more episodes left to go so that's gonna be coming next week in the week after
54:59Yeah, I think so, yeah series 7 will finish by by the end of this month and so next month it will be
55:05series 8 of Benidorm
55:07Interesting, we'll see. Thank you so much for joining me on this journey as always, please subscribe
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