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00:30It fills everything.
00:31Then try it with that.
00:32But...
00:33There's not a bit of meat on the bones.
00:36Exactly.
00:37Stop!
00:38Yes, stand still!
00:39I just can't stand the way you stuff your arteries with animal food.
00:45Maybe I'm just worrying too much about you.
00:48Well, at least we still have the hamburgers.
00:52I don't know, Willy, but it looks like there's going to be rain.
00:55Those are just a few clouds, they'll be gone in a minute.
01:00In the weather forecast it said bright sunshine.
01:05Did I actually forget my sunscreen?
02:00Did we bring everything?
02:20Hamburger, main course.
02:22I have the vegetables and the potato salad.
02:24And I have the rolls and the cabbage salad.
02:27That should be all, Kate.
02:29Somehow I feel like we forgot something.
02:32No, it's all here.
02:36Willy!
02:39Oh, yes.
02:40He's trapped under the grill.
02:43I didn't want to drag him around unnecessarily.
02:45It could be embarrassing for him.
02:50Oh!
02:51Oh, shit!
02:53You're soaking wet.
02:54Really?
02:55I didn't even notice.
02:57You're soaking wet.
02:59You're not missing anything, darling.
03:01No, no, nothing happened to me.
03:03Despite this...
03:04Was that my fault?
03:06Did you throw the grill on me when you panicked and fell into the house?
03:13Oh, that?
03:14Yes, that was my fault.
03:16Take off your wet clothes right away, otherwise you'll catch a cold.
03:19You too.
03:21You don't catch a cold right away because of a bit of rust.
03:24That's old women's laundry.
03:26The source of Kate's knowledge.
03:29I'll tell you why old women turn into old women.
03:31They keep themselves warm and dry.
03:33I just read an article about it in a magazine.
03:36It turned out that test subjects who were exposed to a rapid temperature change
03:40and cold water didn't catch a cold.
03:45Health.
03:48Forget it.
03:49You'll catch a cold.
03:50Nonsense, Kate.
03:51A sneeze doesn't cause a cold.
03:56I'm not just asking out of curiosity.
03:58How many sneezes cause a cold?
04:04Eat some soup.
04:05Then you'll feel better.
04:07Thank you.
04:08It's really embarrassing what you have to go through.
04:12You can't do anything about it.
04:13You're a man.
04:15I've heard that.
04:17Nevertheless, thank you very much.
04:19I've enjoyed peace and quiet.
04:22Hey, Willie!
04:24As long as you rule.
04:27I'll get you a new towel.
04:29Willie!
04:30You look even paler than dead.
04:34But I live and feel much better.
04:37Oh, good.
04:39It could have ended differently.
04:42Double pneumonia.
04:44A mother's grave in the cemetery.
04:46And we're sitting there with Kate's wobbly real estate business.
04:50Does the word dangerous ice cream mean anything to you?
04:55No.
04:58I think I should call the office.
05:01Maybe I can get another half day off.
05:03No, no.
05:04You don't call at all.
05:05You stay where you are.
05:06Embarrassing.
05:07You can lie lazy in bed all day, eat and watch TV.
05:12How many people have that kind of luck?
05:16I said people.
05:19Erich!
05:21What was that?
05:23What was what?
05:24You enjoyed it.
05:25I didn't at all.
05:27Erich!
05:30I think you got infected with me.
05:33No, definitely not.
05:34I've told you before.
05:35Mellmakers don't get sick.
05:37Only weak, retarded species get sick.
05:42Don't take it personally.
05:44Still, go upstairs and lie down.
05:48Okay.
05:49But I need the microwave, the TV, the video recorder,
05:53and police academy one, two, three, and six.
06:00Four and five were pretty boring.
06:02You don't have the artistic foundation of the others.
06:22Kate!
06:24Is here!
06:26It's so lonely up there.
06:30Besides, I have to scream four or five times
06:33before Kate can take my wishes.
06:36I've heard you for the first time,
06:38but I have a side job.
06:40Since when?
06:44Send him away.
06:45He should go somewhere.
06:48Why can't I stay with you?
06:50Please, please, please, please.
06:54You know what?
06:56I was wildly determined to throw you out of here anyway.
07:00And if you still ask me about it...
07:05Well, Willy, for me it would be much easier
07:08if Alf could stay with you for a while.
07:10What?
07:11Oh, okay.
07:13Thank you, honey.
07:15Thank you, honey.
07:19Tell me,
07:21how did you get your well-known immunity
07:25against diseases?
07:27Well, I've thought about it.
07:30Some scientists believed
07:32our immunity was based on the pollen of a certain plant.
07:36Oh, really?
07:37Yes.
07:38We called it Karl.
07:40Karl Strau.
07:44Please, stay out of this.
07:48All right.
07:51Well...
08:02Hey, Willy!
08:07Willy!
08:09What is it?
08:12You have the feather pillow now.
08:14I have foam rubber.
08:16I don't like foam rubber.
08:22You...
08:26You want to have my pillow?
08:30Not anymore.
08:40Chocolate cake.
08:42I'll order chocolate cake.
08:44Do you want anything?
08:46Leave her alone.
08:47Leave the woman alone.
08:49Are you sure you're not hungry?
08:51The breast piece is to be recommended.
08:53I personally advise you
08:55to eat the beans from the can.
09:20END OF PART ONE
09:25Willy!
09:26What is it?
09:29Can you come over here for a moment?
09:31I'm busy, Alf.
09:33But it's important.
09:41What is it about?
09:43It's about my pillow.
09:44It keeps slipping down.
09:50Oh.
09:53Okay.
09:55It still needs to be shaken up.
10:05Any other wishes?
10:07Well, it's time for a foot massage.
10:12Alf.
10:14You have a simple cold.
10:17It's not the plague.
10:18It's not malaria.
10:20It's not the Rocky Mountain fever.
10:23And such a cold lasts a while.
10:25If you have nothing against it,
10:27then I'll go back to the kitchen
10:29and finish the food.
10:32You make the food?
10:34Then I know that Kate is trying to kill me.
10:38Kate is shopping
10:40with a long list of expensive things
10:42that will help you and alleviate your suffering.
10:46A few bags to survive.
10:52A little bit of reading material,
10:54a dozen videos,
10:56aspirin,
10:57and a cooling oxygen tablet.
10:59Cooling oxygen tablets were bad.
11:01Typical.
11:02Michael Jackson caught another one.
11:07Alf.
11:08Don't you think you're exaggerating?
11:10You've been like this for over a week now.
11:12You should really start to feel better.
11:15Unfortunately not.
11:16I just feel that it's getting worse.
11:19My earlobes are already starting to hurt.
11:23You know,
11:24if you don't know yourself,
11:26you could think you're taking advantage of this situation.
11:31And if you know yourself,
11:32think about it.
11:34Time to measure your temperature, Alf.
11:36How pleasant.
11:37Keep the thermometer in your mouth a little longer this time.
11:42Damn!
11:43You broke your own record by a second.
11:50Here are the books you wanted.
11:52How are we doing today?
11:55As if someone had stuffed a rat's nose into my mouth.
11:59That sounds terrible.
12:01You're quite refined.
12:03Not yet.
12:05Really?
12:06But I really feel worse.
12:09My cold was over in one week.
12:12Isn't it interesting that yours lasts so long?
12:15Look at my nose.
12:17There's so much space in it,
12:19that I could build a beer in my own republic.
12:22I think I can even hear the foreign minister talking.
12:36Watch him, Willy.
12:38What?
12:39He's...
12:42Oh, no.
12:43He's...
12:44He's glowing.
12:46I hope it doesn't overrun you, ice cold.
12:51I'm sorry, Alf.
12:53I didn't think it would be so serious.
12:56Well, take me off the funny side.
13:00I'll get you something to eat.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:13I just had a terrible thought.
13:15Do you remember the movie, War of the Worlds?
13:18That was a long time ago. Why?
13:20What happened to the aliens when they were exposed to the earth's bacteria?
13:25You don't believe that...
13:26I don't know, but...
13:28Well, I just don't know.
13:34Could you bring me a dough scraper?
13:37No.
13:41That was a long time ago. Why?
13:43What happened to the aliens when they were exposed to the earth's bacteria?
13:48You don't believe that...
13:49I don't know, but...
13:51Well, I just don't know.
13:57Could you bring me a dough scraper?
14:00No.
14:08Oh, hello, Dr. Kramer. This is Willi Tenner.
14:16Oh, yes, I'm fine. Very well.
14:19I mean...
14:23Well, not quite so well, to be honest.
14:26I mean, I...
14:31I sneeze all the time.
14:32I cough all the time.
14:37And I have to cough all the time.
14:39Willi, my massage!
14:43And I'm pretty impatient.
14:47Yes, I thought so, too, but it's just taking too long, I think.
14:52And I don't know, is there something in the air that I don't know about?
14:57Oh, I see.
14:58Well, thank you very much. Thank you, doctor.
15:01Yes, of course, I understand.
15:04You didn't even say goodbye.
15:06He said, something is always in the air. The man is a genius.
15:11I'll make Alf a little soup. His favorite soup. Pizza dough.
15:19Alf is not doing very well, you know that?
15:21Well, I think we'll have to wait a few more days.
15:25And if there's still no sign of improvement, we'll have to risk it and get a doctor.
15:30Yes.
15:33Kate, Willi, look here.
15:36Look what I've found.
15:43Oh, that's good. I'm not missing anything.
15:45Just a little wobbly on the leg.
15:48Look, here's a picture of Karl.
15:52He's talking in a fever, Willi. That's a picture of a plant.
15:56Oh, Karl.
15:59Kate, Karl is the name of the plant that the Mellmakers owe their immunity to.
16:04Karl looked just like that.
16:07Gibb-wurtz?
16:09Oh, I don't know, Alf. I can't imagine that this will help you.
16:16But it's worth a try.
16:17It's worth a try.
16:28Be quiet, or Trevor and Alf will hear us.
16:32Look.
16:35Do you really think it's possible that they're trying to pull Gibb-wurtz?
16:42Did you hurt yourself?
16:43Be quiet!
16:44What?
16:47Is anybody there?
16:50Come out, or I'll get you.
16:58Hi, Trevor.
17:00Molly, is that you?
17:02Yes, yes, it's us.
17:05Hi, Trevor.
17:06Kate, I thought there was a burglar. I almost told you.
17:11Do you know, Trevor?
17:15We thought we'd come over and help you.
17:20We noticed recently that there's a lot of Gibb-wurtz here.
17:26So we thought we'd have to help a little.
17:29Get the vegetables and we'll help, Trevor and Jackal.
17:32Be careful, they're coming to help our garden.
17:36Oh, please.
17:40Willi!
17:47Willi!
17:50Yes?
17:52What is it, Alf?
17:53Could you turn on the air conditioner? I feel like I'm in the oven.
17:57I've turned it on as cold as possible.
18:00The Gibb-wurtz is almost ready.
18:02What's Gibb-wurtz good for?
18:04You said I should bake it for you.
18:07How exciting. Call the morgue.
18:10When will the fever finally go down?
18:14What is it?
18:15Willi!
18:17Look, there's the angel of death. Run!
18:20No, Alf. It's all good. It's Kate.
18:25Oh, I knew it would end like this.
18:28A virus. Kate. Gibb-wurtz.
18:32Locked up in a submarine where there's nothing to eat but beans.
18:39Stay with us, boy.
18:41When it's done, what do we have to do?
18:44Well, some of us made pralines out of it and took them to the cinema in the evening.
18:51We'll have to come up with something else. I'll go look for the Gibb-wurtz.
18:55You shouldn't get so worked up.
18:57As long as I don't think I'm at Disneyland Tokyo with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck,
19:02nothing is lost yet.
19:05You're healthy again, Alf. We won't let you down.
19:10We have the ice for the bathtub.
19:12Great. I'll lie on the dead bed and you get ice and open a barrel.
19:18Alf, we got the ice in case your fever doesn't go down and we have to wrap you in it.
19:23I feel good up to my knees.
19:25So I feel pretty weird up there, even if you put me on ice.
19:30We'll wrap you in the bathtub. Come with us, Brian.
19:33Good improvement, Alf.
19:36Willy, take off your slippers, take a break and sit down.
19:43I want to talk to you about my last will.
19:47It's only fair if I tell you I have a lot of debts.
19:51Alf, this isn't the right time.
19:55What debts?
19:59I don't know what to worry about.
20:03Let's talk about the eternal peace.
20:06I imagine a pyramid, nothing special.
20:09Just a miracle created by humans with a view of the terrace.
20:15How is he?
20:18Oh, Snow White and the 77-punched dwarf.
20:24What does he mean by that?
20:26He's fantasizing. It's from his fairytale.
20:29Maybe I'll pretend to be his evil stepmother.
20:34Oh, there you are.
20:39An ox in the bathroom.
20:43You're a blue travel ox.
20:45Grandma will clean your arse.
20:48We have to give him the stuff.
20:50Yes.
20:51We'll stuff him with violence if we have to.
20:54We can only hope it helps.
20:57Hold on, little one.
20:59There you are. Did you see the snow bunny in the garden?
21:04I think she forgot the flower tweezers.
21:16Where is the sugar?
21:18Without sugar, I can't get the chocolate down.
21:21The sugar is all gone.
21:23You put it in your chocolate.
21:26I can't remember anything.
21:28This cold was the most humiliating experience of my life.
21:32I almost had a feeling of humanity.
21:37Terrible for you.
21:39Now you're healthy again.
21:41Yes, and it worked.
21:43I'm going to launch a cough syrup.
21:47And my company will be called Chumway.
21:52And you will be my manager.
21:55Take care of the contract.
21:57You won't be successful with that.
22:00On the contrary.
22:01Cough syrup will make you sick.
22:03Oh, and you're already fired.
22:06So, here is the herb salad.
22:08And then we have everything.
22:10Today we will finally invite our garden blitzer.
22:15I have the grill on, people.
22:17The wheels burn the best.
22:21What?