Kevin Reacts to Still Game S7E4
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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek Guy and welcome back to Still Game.
00:18I think quite a few of my Scottish viewers are going to be very, very delighted after
00:25last Sunday's result in the Euros, where England lost to Spain in the final.
00:32It's sad for me, I was really hoping that we might have been able to do it, but it wasn't
00:39to be.
00:40We were the worst team on the day, Spain were the best team, not only on the day, but across
00:46the whole tournament, so they are very well deserved winners, so well done to Spain, hopefully
00:51England can kick on and do better next time out, hopefully Scotland can also qualify and
00:57do well, maybe Wales and Northern Ireland as well, I would love to see all of the home
01:02nations do really, really well in the next tournament, in the World Cup in, well it's
01:07USA, Canada and Mexico next time around, so really bad times for us watching it, but of
01:15course England are going to do it with a new manager, but we're not here to talk about
01:19England and football, we're here to talk about Steel Game.
01:23This is series 7 episode 4, and I am looking forward to a great episode, we had a great
01:28time out last time where we saw a little bit more of this Methodo Mick character, so let's
01:34see what we got today.
01:35Small change, right what have we got, well I've narrowed it down to three, nearly Pete's
01:53mind, no nearly Pete's, and we're not going up the rubbish channels either, BBC 9 and
01:58all that shit, that's the wrong end of town, and we're not watching Gobble Box, Gobble
02:04Box, what did I say, Gobble Box, just be a pile of people sitting around watching porno
02:11movies, right so the front runner is A Mile In My Shoes, a doc at the trials and tribulations
02:19of two men swapping their lives for a period of time, one's a chairman of a big company
02:24and the other guy's a bampot, that sounds brutal, socially experimenting on people,
02:30that's Mengele Pish, there's a lot of programs like that.
03:00I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
03:21I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
03:48I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
04:18I did melt some stuff once, I had the most awful thing, I was cleaning on top of my
04:27hob where I had like, once I finished cooking I put my pizza pan and some baking trays and
04:35things like that on top of my hob and so I was like oh I need to move them, oh I'll put
04:42some stuff in the oven so I put like my frying pan and you know piece of a and a plastic chopping
04:50board and of course I then didn't take them back out of the oven and then a couple of days later
04:56I was like oh I'm gonna turn on the oven to heat up because I want to cook something in the oven,
05:02completely forgot stuff is in there and yeah I just had a pool of melted plastic all over the
05:09wire racks and on my pizza tray and various stuff like that in the oven so
05:14yeah that was the worst thing I ever had to clean in there.
05:23Enjoy your roll.
05:30Please Isa, join us.
05:33What can I get you?
05:34Oh nothing for me, just a tea hen, I'm watching my weight.
05:39I'll maybe have a wee roll and a sausage and put an egg on it, a wee bit of bacon.
05:46What's that you've got Victor?
05:47Roll and black pudding.
05:48Yeah a wee bit of black pudding and it's like a tatty scone in the tap.
05:52Do you want beans at all?
05:54No.
05:57Maybe a wee fork.
06:00So much for watching your weight.
06:01Congratulations on your one year anniversary, that's fluent.
06:06How did you know?
06:07I just seen wee Fergie across the road.
06:10Hang on, how long did she say?
06:12Congratulations on your one year anniversary, that's fluent.
06:16One year anniversary?
06:19How long has it been?
06:22Because I can't even remember which series that her and Fergie got married in
06:26and how long was the gap in between series six and series seven?
06:29I mean obviously I know in real life it was about seven years or something.
06:33So how long is it show-wise in universe?
06:37Is it literally one year?
06:39Because that's a bit weird.
06:40Wee Fergie across the road was buying you something nice.
06:43Of course I'll now see what it is.
06:46Flowers.
06:47You know that's remarkable Isa.
06:49You managed to order the whole world on a roll and keep a secret for 52 whole seconds.
06:54Shut up.
06:55A wee slice of tomato, no hen?
06:57Tomato.
06:58Can I get that to go?
07:00Aye, nae bother.
07:01We've got a wheelbarrow out the back.
07:03Nothing.
07:05All right team?
07:06Ah Fergie, happy anniversary son.
07:08Flemers.
07:12All right doll?
07:15Happy anniversary.
07:16Aw they're lovely.
07:17I'll get you some aftershave.
07:19But what are you doing spending all that money?
07:21Calvin Klein?
07:23No it was only six quid.
07:24Calvin Clone.
07:26Thanks.
07:27Calvin Klein's nice.
07:27Fire us up our own scrambled egg will you?
07:38Probably not so much of a clown.
07:39You doing anything special tonight?
07:41We're going to get a KFC.
07:42Fitting.
07:43I'm not quite across what all the anniversary years are.
07:47I know 50's golden and 40's ruby.
07:49So one year must be...
07:51Chicken.
07:53You're the fussiest paper.
07:55Which a KFC is wrapped in.
07:57Aye.
08:03What's the matter?
08:05No, nothing.
08:06Uh oh.
08:08Hear you.
08:09That's enough of that.
08:11What?
08:11Look at that lassie.
08:13What lassie?
08:14That lassie.
08:16What her?
08:17That lassie that just came in there?
08:19In the two-piece suit?
08:21Sat down at the windy with the flattering light on her?
08:24I wasn't even looking at her.
08:25Yeah you were.
08:27You like to work ain't you?
08:28Fergie.
08:31Well she's happy enough fair flowers.
08:36Bloody hell.
08:37Enjoy your roll.
08:39Wow.
08:41Why's her hand out the door with that?
08:43Now that's a roll.
08:45Where did you get the flowers?
08:47Across the road.
08:48At least you didn't get them out the garage like a lazy bastard.
08:51I got them out the garage across the road.
08:53Lazy bastard.
08:55Oh what's that?
08:5940 years in Craigland.
09:00Prices like 76 for one day only.
09:03Oh wow okay.
09:08Hi Isaac.
09:10What we saying?
09:12Well Naveed, 40 year.
09:14Congratulations.
09:15That is some shaft.
09:17Thank you Bobby.
09:18I thought how do you market?
09:20You get something back.
09:22So I've rolled back the prices to 1976.
09:26Excellent.
09:27I'll take two dozen bottles of scotch and all your fags.
09:30Scotch is also exempt.
09:32Why's that?
09:32Because I never had time to phone customs and exiles to inform them that some boxy shop
09:37in Craig Lang was having a rollback experience.
09:40Fair enough.
09:42Pack it a night thanks son.
09:4355 pence.
09:44They're always 55 pence.
09:47Where is my 1976 rollback?
09:50My shop opened in 1976.
09:53Knickknacks were launched in 1981.
09:56Oh.
09:56They're also exempt from the rollback bonanza.
09:59Oh.
10:00Chipper Pringles.
10:01Pringles have been around for donkeys.
10:04I'm afraid you are the donkey here Bobby.
10:06Pringles, the taste sensation, burst onto the snack scene in 1967.
10:12Good.
10:13Get them beat.
10:14But that was in the US.
10:17In the UK they were launched in 1991.
10:21Exempt.
10:23Is there anything here from 1976?
10:26Or is everything going to be...
10:28I mean what a way to entice them in and screw them over.
10:31Have you actually got anything for 1976 that costs what it costs in 1976 Naveed?
10:36Of course.
10:37This shop is a treasure trove of savings today.
10:40You just need to find them.
10:47Warm.
10:51Warm.
10:52Hot.
10:52Hot.
10:53Roasting.
10:54Gold again.
11:09Bleach, you dick.
11:13Well done.
11:14Sale of the century.
11:15The price is right.
11:17Bleach.
11:18Okie dokie then.
11:20Today's price, 35 pence.
11:231976 rollback bonanza price, 34 pence.
11:27Oh, me love.
11:31Thanks for playing.
11:32Have you enjoyed your time with us?
11:36Unbelievable bloody bleach.
11:38I don't even need bleach.
11:40You don't need bleach?
11:41I smell the toilets in the clan.
11:46I'm a busy man Naveed.
11:47I don't need this garbage.
11:49How are you busy?
11:52I've got the brewers coming in the day.
11:54I've got barrels to change.
11:56I've got a cellar to clean.
11:57I've got stock take.
11:59It's all right for you, eh?
12:01You've got it cushy.
12:03Cushy?
12:04You've got your missus doing all your heavy lifting.
12:07You've got Isa cleaning the place for you.
12:10Sweating like Susan Boyle in a cake shop.
12:13Oh.
12:14While you sit on your wee throne watching Loose Woman.
12:20Cushy.
12:23Cheeky bastard.
12:24There's nothing cushy about my job.
12:37Eric, Jack, Victor.
12:42Have you got a minute?
12:43Lager please, Bobie.
12:45What do you want, Fergie?
12:47It's delicate.
12:48It's about marriage and that.
12:50And I want to ask you guys advice.
12:52On marriage?
12:54No, no.
12:54You're talking to two old fellas from a different era.
12:56I mean, I was married at 21, for God's sake.
13:00I need you.
13:00A young dafty.
13:03Aye me, you know.
13:04I don't know what I was thinking, 21.
13:06Stupid doolally bastard.
13:08I got married at 21.
13:10Did you, son?
13:10Carry on.
13:12I see yous two as the ancients.
13:14I'm not sure I like that, ancients.
13:15Not a lot.
13:16The elder statesmen.
13:18The wise men.
13:20Go on.
13:20It's just, see my marriage.
13:23I'm not saying it's no good, but a lot of time's passed.
13:26A year's a long time.
13:28Right enough, aye.
13:29You must be sick of the sight of one another.
13:31The old 12 month itch.
13:35Is this because you were ogling at that lassie in the cafe the other day?
13:38I've no done nothing.
13:39Good.
13:39It's just...
13:42When I married Sinead, I hadn't really been with anybody else.
13:45She's beautiful and all that.
13:47I just...
13:48Feel I jumped in a bit quick.
13:49Right, let me stop you right there, Fergie.
13:52Temptation is the trial of every red-blooded man.
13:56Marriage is like a fine old classic car.
13:59If you leave it lying, well it goes rusty.
14:01And then when you're wanting inside it, you try to get your key in, it'll no start.
14:06You get me?
14:07So, if you've got a classic car, make sure you're always polishing the bonnet.
14:12I have been polishing the bonnet.
14:14Aye, but now you're wanting to polish this other lassie's headlights.
14:18You see, Fergie, your modern women have all these new needs.
14:21You know, fresh demands.
14:23Like the Clyde Taurus.
14:26Now don't get embarrassed, Fergie.
14:27Hector's right.
14:28Today it's all about the Clyde Tauruses.
14:30I'm making a real effort to reach a woman's G-point.
14:38I think it's G-spot, not G-plant.
14:45And oh my god, I've got to ask, pronouncing it as Clyde Taurus,
14:51is that how it is pronounced in a lot of areas of Scotland?
14:56Or is it just done for comedy effect in this show?
15:05Please let me know.
15:06G-spot, Jack.
15:07G-spot, look at that, sir.
15:08G-plant.
15:09That's furniture.
15:10All right.
15:12So, when you have located the G-spot...
15:15Listen, guys, that'll do me.
15:17Thank you.
15:18That's plenty.
15:18No, give us a minute.
15:19We know what we're talking about.
15:21You've seen Kayleigh.
15:22She's a beautiful man.
15:25What would you do?
15:26Oh, I'll tell you what I'd do.
15:28Carpe diem.
15:29Carpe diem?
15:30Carpe diem, Fergie.
15:32Seize the day.
15:32Carpe diem.
15:37Carpe diem.
15:38Does he even know what it means?
15:40To a lager, Bobby.
15:42What does carpe diem mean, Jack?
15:45Carpe diem.
15:46It's Latin, sure.
15:47It means do the right thing.
15:48Toe of the line.
15:49Behave yourself.
15:50No, it means carpe diem.
15:51Let's take what I missed.
15:52It means seize the day.
15:53Straighten up and fly right.
15:54Carpe diem.
15:56Not do the right thing.
15:57Seize the day.
15:57You could be on the bench for a cup of tea, mate.
15:59Oh, there he is.
16:00No, Mick.
16:02Oh, Fergie.
16:03It's yourself.
16:04Aye, here, Mick.
16:07You're good with words and that, ain't ye?
16:10It's been suggested that maliciousness is legendary.
16:14Well, have you heard the phrase
16:19carpe diem?
16:21Yes.
16:22What about it?
16:23What does it mean?
16:24It's a Latin aphorism,
16:25taken from book one of Roman poet Horace Work Odes
16:29for 23 BC, which I don't know.
16:33I reckon it's later.
16:34Aye, later.
16:37But what does it mean?
16:38Seize the day.
16:39As in the get it done.
16:42Don't leave it hanging till it gets minging.
16:46Yeah.
16:46Seize the day.
16:47Unfortunately, Fergie's going to get the wrong end of the stick now.
16:51Thanks, Victor.
16:52He's going to go after that girl, isn't he?
16:53Seize the day.
16:55Here I come to seize the day.
16:59David, what can I get you?
17:02You get me an apology.
17:03Make it a large one.
17:05Oh.
17:06Apologise?
17:07For what?
17:08All that cushy crack in the shop.
17:10What about it?
17:11Let me take you back 40 years to when I started my cushy wee shop.
17:16I was the only dark face in all of Craig Lang.
17:20Every time I put my shutters up,
17:22somebody put my windows in.
17:24Every time I shut my shop at night,
17:26somebody broke in.
17:27Chucking out alcoholics,
17:29patting down shoplifters,
17:31battling nads,
17:33dodging boys with blades.
17:35It was a war zone.
17:37And meanwhile, what were you doing, huh?
17:40Oh, would you like a piece of ice in your Campari and soda?
17:45Oh, sorted or dry roasted?
17:49What are you getting at?
17:50I'll tell you what I'm getting at.
17:52I could do your job standing on my heat.
17:54Oh.
17:56But you wouldn't last 10 minutes in my place.
17:58Oh, please let them do a swap.
18:01Please.
18:03So apologise or walk a mile in my shoes.
18:06Yes.
18:08The thing is, Navid,
18:09sometimes I just open my mouth and I let my belly rumble.
18:13I've upset you and for that, I'm sorry.
18:17Well, good.
18:19I accept.
18:21So you are way back to your cushy wee sweetie shop.
18:25Oh!
18:26Poster!
18:27Oh, Jesus!
18:28Oh, oh, oh!
18:29Oh, fight, fight, fight, fight!
18:32Two grown men fighting.
18:33Well, one grown man and another one with learning difficulties.
18:36You know, I mean, what's up?
18:38I get that right, Bob.
18:39You're saying that Navid's job's easy.
18:41Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
18:43Lemon squeezy, huh?
18:44I'll squeeze your neck.
18:45Oh!
18:46Settle down.
18:47And you're saying, Navid,
18:49that Bobby's job's easier?
18:51Easier, peasier, lemon squeezier.
18:56Right, well, there's only one way to solve this.
18:59Swap.
19:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
19:47Oh!
19:48No sale.
19:51Oh.
19:53It actually, er...
19:55It actually squirted.
19:57Squirted? That's the wrong word.
20:02Oh, boy.
20:04Don't be mad, honey, we're parched here.
20:07Service, please.
20:08Give us a minute.
20:09Yes!
20:10There's a seller changing a bloody barrel.
20:11Yes!
20:13Is that a V-choice?
20:14That's magical.
20:15Already?
20:16First one that runs great until the other loses.
20:18Oh, this is gonna be brilliant.
20:20Oh, it's a good time to be alive.
20:23Ah.
20:26Here we go.
20:28Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.
20:31Well, what do you say to that, Bing?
20:33Give us a couple of drinks.
20:35Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
20:38Two pints, prick.
20:40What did you say to me?
20:41Two pints.
20:42After that?
20:44Prick.
20:45I'm a prick.
20:47You come in here, all buffed up,
20:50and you call me a male appendage?
20:52A sexual organ?
20:53A dirty, filthy, stinking, unwashed phallus?
20:56Hold on.
20:57This isn't how it works.
20:58You're not meant to...
20:59We normally come in here...
21:00Yes, you come in and humiliate a man
21:02in the foulest sense in front of the community.
21:05Not on my watch, you cheeky vandals.
21:08Well, we're sorry about that.
21:10What do you want?
21:11What do you want?
21:13Two pints of lager
21:14and a bag of salt and vinegar, Chris, please, Naveed.
21:17Salt and vinegar.
21:20Wow!
21:22Isa, jump down to the cellar,
21:24get a box of salt and vinegar, Chris, will you?
21:26I don't work for you in here, Naveed.
21:28I work for you in the shop.
21:33A large whisky, please, Naveed.
21:36He's not even sure to say him.
21:38I'll... I'll...
21:39I'll give him a stroke.
21:42Just caught up with him.
21:45Here you go.
21:47That's not a large.
21:48It's a whisky.
21:50No, I asked for a large whisky.
21:51Aye, but that'll do.
21:55Look, there's not even enough in there to clean my specs.
21:58Get another one, Isa.
21:59That's not even a single.
22:00What?
22:01I've known you for many years,
22:02and you only have two moods,
22:04despondency or rage.
22:06I believe the reason for this
22:08is that you are constantly nursing a hangover.
22:10And that's why I want a large whisky,
22:12because I've got a hangover.
22:14I'm trying to save you
22:15from the endless roundabout of misery.
22:17Wow!
22:18OK.
22:20I'll be the first to admit
22:21that I do drink a wee bit too much,
22:23and I suppose I'm on a bit of a roundabout.
22:25Look, just get me a large whisky, I'm there,
22:28right now, before I say something I regret.
22:31Say it.
22:33Oh.
22:35I want Bobbie back.
22:40That's my crest.
22:42Isa.
22:43It's my day off, Naveed.
22:44I'm getting pissed.
22:46No, that's chef journal.
22:53Oh, my God.
22:54I tell you,
22:55whoever said that Still Game goes downhill
22:59once we got into the new series...
23:01Piss off, pricks!
23:04It's great!
23:05If you want to be with Naveed over at the Klansmen,
23:08feel free.
23:11It's still deep down here.
23:18Just take the afternoon.
23:22I've got this.
23:32I don't like that laugh.
23:49What are you doing?
23:50I'm Doctor Who.
23:51We're going back in time.
23:53Oh, no!
23:54Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
23:57Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
23:59Get them out of there.
24:00Tell them Davros is coming out for the back show.
24:02Oh!
24:08A bit of service here, please, Naveed.
24:10Certainly, Dan.
24:11What can I get you?
24:13A cheese toastie, a Cointreau,
24:15and a packet of scampi fries, please.
24:18Toastie, Cointreau, scampi fries.
24:21Twenty-eight pence, please.
24:23No way!
24:24That didn't work!
24:26No way!
24:28Naveed's too smart for that, surely.
24:30A couple of minutes for your toastie.
24:32Oh, I don't mind waiting, Naveed.
24:34I like my cheese well melted.
24:36Sometimes, you know, I think my brain has melted.
24:39I mean, what was I thinking,
24:41coming round here to run a pub?
24:43I don't know the cost of anything in a licensed public house.
24:46I'm just a daft Muslim who runs a corner shop.
24:49Oh!
24:51No, he's on to him.
24:53He's on to him.
24:58Twenty-eight pence, please.
25:01No, I...
25:02No, no, no.
25:04Naveed's lost a bit of sleep.
25:05Nearly forgot.
25:06What do you want in your Cointreau?
25:08It has to be dash of lemonade, please.
25:09So that's 28 pence for the drink, the snack, and the toastie.
25:14And, uh...
25:16Ah!
25:21£4.12 for the dash.
25:23You think my heat button's up the back?
25:25Chance it.
25:28Go on, Naveed!
25:37Jack!
25:38Oh, no!
25:40He's going to get murdered.
25:46Terrible, aren't I?
25:47Oh, yeah.
25:48Him sitting there.
25:49All I hear, married, and look at him.
25:52Poor Sinead.
25:53I thought that boy had his head screwed on.
25:55I don't know where he gets such an idea.
25:59Sweet sharing, Naveed.
26:06How yous doing?
26:07Yous good, aye?
26:08How yous doing?
26:09What are you doing?
26:10Eh?
26:11Just doing what you tell me to do.
26:13What did we tell you to do?
26:14It's easy, eh?
26:15I never said that.
26:17What did I say?
26:18Carpe diem.
26:19That's right.
26:20Seize the day.
26:21No, that's not what it means.
26:22It means do the right thing.
26:23Toe the line.
26:24Behave yourself.
26:25No.
26:26What's your understanding of the term carpe diem?
26:28Seize the day.
26:29Thank you.
26:30Act immediately.
26:31Now is the moment.
26:32Yes!
26:33It means get our knickers off.
26:35Scantium paludium.
26:37Panties removus.
26:40Naveed, two lager, please.
26:42What did you do with the two that I gave you?
26:44I drank them.
26:45And you're wanting another two already?
26:46Yes.
26:47Give it another half hour.
26:48I'll consider it.
26:50It's kind of like holding an end of it.
26:53Not for another 12 minutes,
26:54you red-faced inebriated bastard.
26:58Fergie, listen to me.
27:00You're a married man.
27:01Calm down.
27:02I'm just sitting with the lassie having a juice.
27:04It's all very innocent.
27:06Fergie.
27:07Uh-oh.
27:08I thought it'd be nice to ask my parents to join us.
27:12Mum, Dad,
27:13this is Fergie.
27:14Uh-oh.
27:15And your boyfriend.
27:16Whoa!
27:18Uh-oh!
27:19Fergie!
27:20You filthy wee pig!
27:21She nae!
27:24Sharpie dum-dums.
27:30Uh-oh.
27:31Brought by a couple of kids.
27:33Embarrassing.
27:36Still,
27:37naebody seen it.
27:39Naebody needs to know.
27:45Oh!
27:51Oh, shit.
27:54Bob is gonna get murdered.
27:56Hi, Meena.
27:57I never thought I'd be talking to you.
28:00And now you're defaming me.
28:06Well,
28:07it's a simple question.
28:09What was the question again?
28:10Well,
28:11it's a simple question.
28:13What was the question again?
28:16I asked you
28:18who that lassie was that came in when I kissed you.
28:22Well,
28:23that lassie
28:24that
28:25came in there
28:26then
28:27marched away.
28:28Yes.
28:29Who was that?
28:31Jack?
28:33Victor?
28:35Winston?
28:38Tom?
28:39Eric?
28:40Naveed?
28:41Naveed?
28:42The lassie is Sinead.
28:44Boogie's wife.
28:46The wee creeps are married.
28:48You're a snake!
28:49Right, you!
28:50You wee shit!
28:52OK, FC, you're getting the night.
28:53Oh!
29:00Oh, my word!
29:01Jerry!
29:02Jerry!
29:03Jerry!
29:06Macbeth!
29:08Thank you.
29:09Right, Isa,
29:10will you tell us what you saw?
29:11Aye,
29:12well, there's things I saw,
29:13but
29:14I heard much mere.
29:16Mary Shaw,
29:17that works in the laundromat.
29:18Aye.
29:19Yes, no Mary.
29:20She's just left her man
29:21because he was stealing
29:22Get to the point!
29:23washing lights.
29:25I know.
29:26Anyhow,
29:27she said
29:28that Fergie
29:29and Kayleigh
29:30have been getting right pal
29:31of these last few days.
29:32I heard that an' all.
29:33I knew you two'd be in here.
29:35I've no done anything.
29:36Shut up.
29:37You'll get your say.
29:39Thanks very much, Isa.
29:40Now be quiet.
29:42What do you think she means by pally?
29:43Pally?
29:44I'll tell you what she means by pally.
29:46You doing the dirty with my man.
29:47Oh, well,
29:48maybe if you paid attention to him
29:49he wouldn't be sniffing with me.
29:58Whoa!
29:59Shut up!
30:00Every one of you!
30:02Two minutes I'm down there
30:03changing a barrel
30:04and I come off to what?
30:05I'm a bastard!
30:06Get in!
30:08You've got 30 seconds
30:09to take this low order
30:10scum sucking
30:11gutter sniping
30:13redneck
30:14Jeremy Kyle behaviour
30:15out of my pub!
30:18Whoa!
30:19Go on, Navid!
30:23Listen, Sinead.
30:24I didn't have any idea
30:25he was married.
30:27Really.
30:28Really.
30:30But the main thing is
30:31nothing happened.
30:32Nothing at all.
30:35But Fergie's still
30:36going to get murdered.
30:39I'm sorry.
30:41I just wanted to see
30:42what was out there.
30:44Fergie.
30:46Maybe we did get married too young.
30:48Oh.
30:49Go and see what's out there.
30:53pint of lager, please.
30:54Aye.
30:55We'll take two lager.
30:57And, uh,
30:58ayes, I'll have a sherry.
30:59No, I'm not selling
31:00any more alcohol.
31:01What's your problem?
31:02You stand in that shop of yours
31:03and you serve booze all day.
31:05Aye.
31:06But you go back
31:07to your rat's nest
31:08and consume it.
31:09But in here,
31:10I have to witness it.
31:11Mmm.
31:12It is like
31:13Sodom and Gomorrah
31:14with crisps.
31:18You won't.
31:21I want my pub back.
31:22Mmm.
31:25Oh, this is a great day.
31:27You want your pub back
31:28because my cushy V number
31:30isn't cushy at all, right?
31:33Right.
31:34Say it.
31:36Say what?
31:37Naveed,
31:38your shop is no cushy.
31:43Your shop is no
31:44cushy?
31:45Yes!
31:46I win!
31:47Champion!
31:49Damn right it's not cushy.
31:51But this pub,
31:52this pub is
31:53crazy cushy.
31:54Piece of piss.
31:56Bobby,
31:57kiss my...
31:58Oh!
32:00Oh!
32:03Oh!
32:04Bustling pub.
32:12I don't think it's necessarily
32:14which job is more cushy,
32:16but who's actually running it.
32:18And Naveed is a
32:20form buster
32:21if I've ever seen one.
32:23We've not really seen him
32:24in the shop before
32:25like that,
32:26and wow!
32:27That was a turn up for the books.
32:30Come on, Naveed!
32:35He's got a lovely arse.
32:37I deserve that.
32:38Oh!
32:39Love's young dream.
32:41Hiya, lads.
32:42Used to patch things up, aye?
32:44Aye.
32:45After an appropriate amount
32:46of grovelling,
32:47six days.
32:48Aye, and two weeks
32:49of Santa Bonza.
32:50Oh, that's excellent.
32:51Oh, it's good you've
32:52sorted it out, eh?
32:53Que sera, sera.
32:54What does that mean?
32:55Oh, it's a Latin phrase.
32:56It means...
32:57Shut up, James.
33:00Whatever we'll be,
33:02we'll be.
33:05The future's not hard to see.
33:08Watching more, still gay.
33:12Wow, I'm actually quite proud of myself there.
33:14That was very, very,
33:15very well improvised there.
33:19Well, that
33:20was
33:21another
33:22fantastic
33:24episode
33:26of
33:27Still Game.
33:28I love this show so much,
33:29and honestly,
33:31I have not seen
33:34the dipping quality
33:35that so many people
33:38seem to suggest
33:39was going to happen.
33:41I've just not seen it
33:42at any point.
33:43I don't get it.
33:45I really don't get
33:47how this is so,
33:50so supposedly
33:52so much worse
33:53than the first six series.
33:54It is brilliant, still.
33:56You've got all the characters
33:58that you know and love,
33:59you know,
34:00bar Pete the Jakey,
34:02which, of course,
34:03is understandable,
34:04you know,
34:05because Jake Darcy passed away,
34:06you know,
34:07rest in peace to him, of course,
34:08as always,
34:09but, you know,
34:10they brought in a character
34:12that sort of replaced him
34:13in a little way,
34:14but is
34:16similar enough
34:18to kind of have its own
34:20kind of
34:22kind of links
34:24to Pete the Jakey,
34:25yet is still different enough
34:28to make him somehow
34:30as a character
34:31in his own right,
34:32and, of course,
34:33I'm shocked
34:34that he's still got the teeth
34:35from last episode out,
34:37but
34:39it's a weird,
34:41jarring juxtaposition
34:42when you've got a character
34:44who is obviously
34:45down on his luck,
34:46and, you know,
34:47he's obviously sort of
34:48trying to rebuild himself
34:49after having been on heroin
34:50and stuff like that,
34:51at least I presume
34:52it was heroin anyway,
34:53but then you've got him
34:55coming out with all
34:56these fancy words
34:57that most people
34:58would only ever understand
34:59if they saw it
35:00in a thesaurus,
35:01but, obviously,
35:04the highlights
35:06of that episode
35:07was Navid,
35:09and,
35:10ooh,
35:11maybe other than the,
35:13I think it was the Hyper episode,
35:15you know,
35:16the whole thing
35:17with the Hyperdale's
35:18shop thingy,
35:20this could be right up there
35:22with Navid's best episode.
35:24I mean,
35:25either of them two,
35:26it could argue,
35:27could be Navid's best episode,
35:29but then again,
35:30to be perfectly fair,
35:31there's probably a lot
35:32of other stuff
35:33that Navid was part of,
35:34and a really big storyline
35:35with Navid
35:36that I've completely
35:37forgotten about,
35:38because, obviously,
35:39we're now, what,
35:40seven series in,
35:41so, what,
35:42we're closing on
35:4350-odd episodes
35:44of this show
35:45that we've seen
35:46to this point,
35:47but, yes,
35:49fantastic episode.
35:51And the other thing
35:52I want to say,
35:53with Fergie,
35:54it's strange,
35:55because, obviously,
35:56when you first see him
35:57in the show,
35:58he's so young,
35:59and he's a nerd,
36:00and he's just a jackass,
36:01that you just want to
36:02punch him in the face
36:03every time you see him.
36:06With all the episodes
36:07that's going on,
36:08and,
36:09the first one
36:10that I remember
36:11seeing him sort of
36:12change a little bit,
36:13was,
36:14it was the episode
36:15that Sylvester McCoy
36:16was in,
36:17the Oot episode,
36:18I think,
36:19I think that's the one
36:20that it was,
36:21and,
36:22you know,
36:23and he was so
36:24respectful to
36:25the character he played.
36:26Was it Archie?
36:27It might have been Archie,
36:28it might have been
36:29a different name.
36:30Yeah, Archie!
36:31Archie!
36:32Archie!
36:33I'm pretty sure it was Archie.
36:34But, yeah,
36:35it was,
36:36it was so strange
36:37to see him
36:38sort of polite
36:39and respectful,
36:40so completely opposite
36:42to everything
36:43we'd ever seen of him.
36:44And,
36:45to see him now,
36:46grown up,
36:47and married,
36:48and,
36:49well,
36:50being an idiot
36:51for marriage,
36:52I mean,
36:53there's no excuse
36:54for what he did.
36:55Naughty,
36:56naughty Fergie.
36:57But that's gonna do it
36:58for my reaction
36:59and my post-reaction
37:00analysis
37:01for this week's
37:02episode of
37:03Still Game.
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37:20for today.
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37:22for watching.
37:23For now,
37:24my name's Kevin.
37:25I am a geek.
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37:27Kevin the Geek.
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