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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you are watching
00:23KevinTheGeek and welcome to series eight of Still Game. We've only got two more series
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01:01Fly fishing. Come on, one ease, two weeks, eh? Three tops. Call it last time Winston, no.
01:21Come on, the place the council are putting me in is a toilet. I told them, I said, look,
01:26I'm not bothered about asbestos, I used to have it in my pieces when I worked in the
01:30shipyards, but the council are like, no, oops. Too old for a flatmate, Winston. So
01:35non-starter, I could tolerate you for an hour. Oh, thanks. Victor's right, Winston. Let me
01:41paint you a picture. Me, in my jammies, eating a nice bowl of cornflakes. Yum yum, munchy
01:47munchy. You, oh, I'm just going to slip this leg off, let the air get run about my stinking
01:52stomach. Me, cornflakes, doon the nose and up the wall. It's a bad picture. And it's
01:58a picture we are not about to paint. Right. Who wants a drink? Are you bilingual? No.
02:05Then why are you asking does anybody want a drink then? Because this is a bar, not a
02:12care home. Look, it's a pity, Bobbie, because I was toying with the idea of shouting myself
02:16and getting you to wipe my arse for me. Like a big daft nurse. Are yous wanting a drink
02:22or what? If we want a drink, we'll pull the cord. Dink, dink. Nurse. Oh, and could you
02:29pour the drink into my mouth for me, because I'm too feeble to lift the tumbler. Hold on,
02:34nurse, I'm needing a pish. Oh, forget it, it's too late. Ordinarily, I might have sniggered
02:40at that part. But then, I look at my till. Sixteen lousy quid don't have been in here
02:46since the crack of dawn. Doesn't even cover the leckie on that puggy. Oh! Sixteen quidty.
02:56It's almost poetic. Even the puggy gods are taking the piss out of you, Bobbie.
03:02Hello, David. Oh, Isa. Is that you back for the cash and carry? That's right, aye. You
03:16got a hand emptying the van? No, thank you. No, no, of course you don't, eh? Something
03:23in there you don't want me to see? No. Open it up, then. It's open, have a look yourself.
03:32What's this for, us sweeties? Tea bags and bog rolls? Aye, I think I know what this is
03:43about. Who do you mean? It's about your birthday on Saturday, isn't it? My birthday? Seventy-two.
03:49It's no biggie. You know what I got for my seventy-tooth? What? He wrapped in haw. Now
03:57you're wanting to find out if I'm throwing you a surprise party. Ah. No. You can't throw
04:04a surprise to me, Isa. It's way too nosy. No. Isa, when was the last time you had a
04:13surprise party? I've never had one. Because you are impossible to surprise. Yeah. On account
04:20of your nosy bastardness. Anybody who has ever tried has failed. You are chemically
04:28intolerant to surprise. You see, a surprise party brings pleasure to both the giver and
04:36the receiver. But you cannae have that. You have to know what is going on. It's a tragedy
04:43of Greek proportions. No. Hold on now. I did have a surprise party. My sixty-fifth. You
04:55organised it. Surprise! Smash. What a lovely surprise. Where's my drink? Cannae help
05:11myself. I weep for you, Isa. To live one's life without surprise. Maserati Quattroporto.
05:27Three litre, twin turbo, V6. Approaching from Canella Drive. There it is. God damn
05:41it. Shogun, you supersonic bat-like hearing. Derek Fry. You know who I'm like? Aye. Wanker.
05:52Went to school with him. Was it a school specifically for wankers? Wanker, aye. Oh, he's coming in,
05:59Bobby. Ah, nae doubt. Every time he gets a new motor, he's just passing by. Hello, Derek.
06:08Just passing. Where are you? Indeed, Roberto, my man. Just picking up my new wheels. Roberto.
06:14Still get that place in the town? Aye. Big Fry and Max. Hand over fish, Bobby. Mental.
06:20I see you're still in the funeral business. That's a good one, Derek. Aye, this place
06:30is actually doing no bad. Bobby, I've been a wee bit unwell in my trousers. Might like
06:38to take a damp close to that stool, I know. Oh, God. Hello? I'm Craig Lang. Just popped
06:47in to see an old pal. Aye. It's like a graveyard. The walking dead, aye. I'll sort that out
06:55on the way back to the shop. Just order another 200. Go to dash, Bobby. I'll see you soon.
07:04You prick. Who is that walloper? Oh, he's a smart walloper. A smart walloper. A wee
07:13walloper with a shirt and tie on. With his wee neck, wee blazer on it. Look at me, I'm
07:17a smart wee walloper. What's so smart about him? He's got the Midas touch. Bought this
07:23manky old boozers in Finis and turned it round. Now he charges eight and a half quid a burger.
07:28A burger? No, the West End wankers are queuing up to pay it. There's gold in them there
07:34West End wankers. Eight and a half quid for a burger? Derek, hey. Could I go and call
07:50you tomorrow and pick their brains? Ah, Eric. Just the very fella. No. Oh, come on. You
08:03wouldn't see an old pal homeless. I would. Aye. No. You've seen my flat. There's no enough
08:07room to swing a cat, which you did one night, pished. Me mitten still has no rights. Their
08:13tongues haven't meant to stick out like that all the time. Aye. Sorry. So there's no room
08:19at the inn, then? That's right, Joseph. You're due to find a stable somewhere else. Just this
08:24no good. Oh, happy birthday. Who could that be for? You. I'll tell you what, do you know
08:32what to do? You take that card and you fill it out yourself. Put something nice in it
08:36mind, because I'm fresh out on nice. Oh, no. No, wait and eat. It isn't Saturday. What's
08:41happening on Saturday? Eh, what is happening on Saturday? Yeah, what is happening? It's
08:47a wee mystery. I'll be pulling my plug to the women's tennis on Saturday. You're more
08:52than welcome to join me if you like. Hey, I tried to throw you a party. Right. As soon
09:01as she comes through that door, everybody, happy birthday Isa. Happy birthday Isa. Happy
09:07birthday Isa. Happy birthday Isa. Isa, you bastard. Put that light up. What's the bloody
09:17point? Yeah, literally, what is the bloody point? What's happened to you? State of the
09:28place. It's all changed. All changed to buggery. £4.50. That's no a pint. That's for a bottle
09:36of wee daft off. Tablecloths and people I don't know. The food, the food, West End
09:45garbage. Roasted pine nuts. A thing they call rocket. Excuse me, Christ. Breathe, you're
09:54okay. Out the road. Don't go in there. It's bad. I mean, what even is pulled pork? Sounds
10:03like a porno movie. What's wrong with us, Lisa? Get him in. Nothing. That's what's wrong
10:10with you. Nothing. Oh, look who it is. Here we go. Jack and Victor. What can I get yous?
10:28Neighbour. He's here to pay your final respects to the clansmen. You're too late. Two pints
10:38of vodka, Bobby, please. No, we don't do pints anymore. Only bottles. I find selection. There's
10:45a couple of menus. The specials are on the board. That's Thai lemongrass soup, aubergine
10:50frittata, and roast duck and pilau rice. Who's doing the cooking? Definitely not you, Bobby.
10:57It's edam and asparagus with rosemary. That's good. See that frittata and your aubergine
11:04and the soup with the grass in it? Tell Rosemary to stick it right up her arse. Rosemary's
11:12no the cook. It's a herb. Well, maybe you never herb us. Two pints. I've already told
11:20you, we don't do pints anymore. We do bottles of beer and nice food. We are trying to attract
11:27a better class of clientele. Oh! And use only it. Oh! Like a couple of hairdressers drinking
11:35bottled beer and eating manky pies. Right, sling your hook. To where? I don't know.
11:43Park Mill. Aye. Decades of patronage, eh? And this is what we get? Swept out the door.
11:49Highland clearances. Turfed out. Come on, boys. It was long overdue. Don't be like that.
11:57Take a couple of bottles of beer. Nae hard feelings, eh? Fine. Nine quid. What? Nine
12:07quid. Nine quid, you robbing bastard. You get your hole included in the price as well?
12:13Right. You should be wearing a mask and a stripy jersey, you arsehole.
12:26I appreciate what Bob is trying to do. You know, you do want to diversify and you want
12:31to try and make a profit because you're in a business at the end of the day. But you
12:36can't go so far that you alienate the core group of customers that you do indeed have.
12:45You know, you've got to find that balance. I think maybe Bob has overstepped that mark.
12:51Especially up in Craig Lang. It's not the place where you pay £4.50 for a bottle of
12:58beer. Some places, maybe. Or you have your pint and then you go, here's a specialty
13:05thing. It's £4.50 for a bottle. Maybe give it a try once in a while. You might like it,
13:11you might not. But if you don't, you've still got this.
13:14Ah, hello Peggy. Flump? Who you calling a flump?
13:18No, I'm saying you want a flump. Oh, aye.
13:22They're horrible. Not very flumpy, are they? Aye, well they wouldn't be. Three years they've
13:30been sitting there with the lid off. They're trying to free up the space. This is prime
13:34Sweetie real estate. See this area here? In Sweetie land. This is Mayfair. So help us
13:40out, I'll take them all. No, you're alright. Listen, you've not got such a thing as party
13:46hats, have you? Party hats? Aye, are they?
13:52So, who's having a party? It's just a kid's party at this community centre.
14:03I've always lost the plot. End of days. Barmageddon.
14:09Winston, I heard about you having to move out of your flat. Just wanted you to know
14:16there's always a place for you at night. Really? Are you serious?
14:22£35 a night. No! For that you need your breakfast, uncooked. Frosties or some such.
14:27And for a supplementary three quid, you'll get an electric blanket. As long as you pay
14:31part of the electric bill. There you go, you rat bastard.
14:35So it's come to this, eh? Well, makers cannae be choosers. Listen, I'm not advocating a
14:42return to the Klansmen. That ship has sailed. Are you sure about this place?
14:47Look, we're four seasoned men. We've seen our fair share of the rough stuff. How bad
14:52can it be, eh? Oh Jesus!
14:58That bad, clearly.
15:05Why would you go back in if you've been thrown out the door?
15:10We could always go in for one.
15:13HE LAUGHS
15:34What are you doing, Shug? And Winston?
15:39Oh, Shug, you are the man. You've done me a right turn here.
15:4520 years in the Spatial Services, never leaves you.
15:54The power!
15:55No worries, I'll fix that. And I'll get a wee heater for you and all.
15:59Eh? Magic!
16:01What do you mean of that? You won't bust it.
16:05Eh? Why?
16:07Aye, soft feet for New Orleans.
16:10Right. Is this above the Klansmen?
16:12Well, soft foot anyway.
16:17That's a very kind of you, Isle. You're more than welcome, boys.
16:21Feels like we're homeless, you know. Tough to our own pub.
16:24Ah, well, you're always welcome here. More peas?
16:28Oh aye, aye, lovely.
16:29Eh, there you are, Victor. You know me, always make more than I need.
16:34Yeah, I was watching a film the other night. Medieval.
16:38Oh, smashing.
16:40The Queen was waiting for news, and the Knight turned up on his horse
16:45and told her everything she needed to know.
16:48About what? Peggy McAlpine.
16:51So, the Knight, in this medieval film,
16:54was telling the Queen about Peggy McAlpine?
16:57No, I need to know about Peggy McAlpine.
17:01She was in the weeds buying party hats and the like.
17:06Is this about your birthday?
17:08Uh-huh.
17:09And whether or not anybody's going to throw you a surprise.
17:11Yes, indeed.
17:15Let me say this right now, Isle.
17:17As good as that steak pie was, it's no happening.
17:20We've all tried before, and we've all been found out.
17:24You remember when Eric was tasked with us,
17:27and you held his head underneath a boating pond
17:29and I coughed up the truth, and four baggy bunnies,
17:32and also a used Johnny bag.
17:34Of course I mind it.
17:35But a wee bit of the top there, I'll grant you.
17:38Not worth it to anybody.
17:42You know, I don't dae surprises.
17:52So I'm gonna ask yous one more time.
18:00What's with the stazzy pish?
18:04Whoa!
18:05This is a bridge too far.
18:06You've broken and entered into Bobby's flat.
18:08This isn't Bobby's flat.
18:10Maybe he's lived in this flat for about 30 years.
18:14I see the last tenant was a... was a bird.
18:18Stick a couple of totties and an onion round that,
18:20you'd be sorted.
18:21Shut up.
18:22A couple of days.
18:24He's none the wiser.
18:26Then I'll be back in my own house.
18:29Look at us, the lost boys with nowhere to go.
18:31I'm just glad to be away fae Isis.
18:33That was what it must have been like in Guantanamo.
18:35Slap she gave me would have made Marvin Hagler weep.
18:47Guess there's a way of going to the pub with that going to the pub.
18:51Hey, Hope.
18:54What's the keeper here?
18:55What's the matter with your face?
18:56Eh, oh, we were just over at Isis for some steak pie and a beating.
19:01She is convinced that one of yours is throwing her a surprise party
19:04and she's on the warpath to find out about it.
19:06Either of you organise something.
19:08I hope.
19:09Good. We'll stay out of the road then.
19:11Right, who's wanting a beer?
19:15You all right, team?
19:16Shog?
19:19I bring fire.
19:20Yes.
19:25You ever noticed that a tin of beer
19:27is the ugly sister to the pub-poured pint?
19:30Yep.
19:31Or the optic-dispensed dram.
19:33Correct.
19:34But my question is, why is that?
19:36Oh, I can tell you why that is, aye.
19:38See, the pub is the hub.
19:40I go in and they're like,
19:41hey there, Jack, you're looking good, baby.
19:43And I'm like, well, thanks, you know.
19:45You've got to make an effort.
19:46Hi, Des.
19:47How you doing, Tony?
19:48Who the hell's Des and Tony?
19:50Well, you'll need to roll with me on that.
19:52What I'm saying is, the pub,
19:54that's where it's at, man, you know what I mean?
19:56It's like that comedy programme, Cheers.
19:58The place where everybody knows your name...
20:02..is Jack.
20:04Wouldn't it be great to walk in
20:05and see all the all-familiar faces
20:07and tap one of them for a 20?
20:11Aye.
20:12You cannae beat a pint at the pub.
20:14Bobby stitched us up.
20:16He's took our only pleasure after us.
20:22I mean, my viewpoint on cans of beer
20:25is it's just the metallic taste of them.
20:27You just get this tang to it.
20:30It just doesn't taste quite the same.
20:33I don't know what it is.
20:34I would always go with a bottle of beer
20:37over a can of beer any day.
20:42The shutter is down.
20:47Bobby has left the building.
20:49Whey!
20:51Shug, let Operation Eskimo commence.
20:56What the hell's an Operation Eskimo?
21:05Um...
21:09Oh!
21:10Oh!
21:12Now I get the title of fly-fishing.
21:17Oh!
21:21Come on, Shug.
21:22I thought you were a pint.
21:23Aye.
21:24Oh!
21:25And it's a full pint, Jack.
21:30It is, it is.
21:31Whey!
21:38Nicely done.
21:40That means that's going to fall.
21:42Yes, Naveed.
21:43Happy birthday.
21:45Oh!
21:48You eat all the good ones, you greedy bastard.
21:50We'd better keep that and give me it tonight.
21:53Tonight?
21:54Aye.
21:55At the party.
21:56Still with this?
21:57Get off that track, Kaiser.
21:59There is a disappointment train coming head-on
22:01in the opposite direction
22:02and it's no slowing down.
22:03Aye, well.
22:04Very convincing performance, Naveed.
22:07You should be an actor in the telly.
22:11Where's Peggy McAlpine, there?
22:13Oh, she's got cake, folks.
22:15It's going to be a kid's birthday cake, isn't it?
22:17Look at your eyes.
22:18Now you're sweating.
22:19I'm sweating because I'm hoping.
22:25What's Peggy McAlpine up to?
22:27I'm no more than what Peggy McAlpine's up to.
22:31See, it is you who is the great actor.
22:33Right now, your mind is racing like red rum.
22:37Sweat running down the crack of your arse.
22:40Oh!
22:44Part is the name on the cake.
22:53There she goes.
23:00Hello.
23:01Bernie.
23:02Who's been at this all night?
23:03Aye.
23:04Got a couple of hours sleep.
23:06Oof.
23:07Is that your scancer?
23:09Oh!
23:10Aye.
23:11I only broke the one pair.
23:13I took them through and rinsed them in the sink.
23:16Oh!
23:17What the hell's this?
23:19This is a second hole.
23:21Oh, come on.
23:22You never dug a second hole.
23:23Well, you know what it's like once you've fished a few halves.
23:26You get peckish.
23:28Aye.
23:29A wee bit nibbly, you know.
23:31But that's a massive hole.
23:33It's where the crisps are.
23:35Come on.
23:36You're taking a bloody liberty.
23:38He's the one taking the liberty.
23:40How long has we been putting money into that bastard's till?
23:42Aye.
23:43And then, bang!
23:44No longer welcome.
23:46Right.
23:48What flavour of crisps you want?
23:53Where do you want the halves, Peggy?
23:55Just put one beside every plate, Sandra, darling.
23:58Right, yeah.
23:59It's a kids' party, isn't it?
24:02Oh.
24:09Isa!
24:11You need help, hen.
24:12Yeah.
24:13She's needed help for a long time.
24:14Nice cake, Oaks.
24:15Thanks.
24:16Can I see the cake?
24:18No.
24:19I need to see the cake.
24:20No, you don't.
24:21I want to see that bastard's cake!
24:23I tell you, no!
24:24You're sick!
24:28Happy birthday.
24:31Andrew?
24:34God damn it.
24:36Poor Andrew.
24:38And his destroyed cake.
24:47Now, that is so obvious.
24:49Bobby just needs to look vaguely at...
24:51Wake up.
24:52He's about to go down the cellar.
24:54This is your perfect opportunity.
24:56Tam.
24:57Take the line.
24:59Come on, Tam.
25:00Come on.
25:01Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
25:02Is this not a bit risky here?
25:04Well, fishing's a sport.
25:06Too easy to do when the shop's shut.
25:09Yeah.
25:10But imagine getting a catch when the gamekeeper's there.
25:13This is what Hemingway would do.
25:16That's the first time I've ever done this before.
25:18Game fishing.
25:20That's him doing the cellar.
25:22Right.
25:23Come to papa.
25:25Tequila all right, eh?
25:26No tequila.
25:27Tequila makes the day daft, thanks.
25:29That's fair enough.
25:30What about the rest of them?
25:31They can update us, then.
25:38There you go, there you go.
25:39Come on, sweetheart.
25:40Come on.
25:43That's him.
25:52Come on, come on.
25:55Hey.
26:01Right.
26:02Get us one of them expensive cheesy burgers today.
26:05Cheesy burgers.
26:09They're gonna hear you.
26:14I feel like such an idiot.
26:16You are.
26:17You beat yourself up.
26:18I know, but wee Andrew's face when he saw his destroyed cake.
26:23Although, I will say, marginal blame has to go to Peggy as well.
26:29Cos, OK, you know, Isa's going in there going all guns blazing.
26:34I wanna see the cake!
26:36I wanna know if it's my cake!
26:38Peggy could have just gone,
26:40Yeah, look, here's a cake.
26:41It's Andrew's.
26:42It's not for you.
26:43Now, piss off.
26:45He'll survive.
26:46He's a spoilt wee bastard.
26:48So what are you up to tonight?
26:50Well, if he'd got me a box of chocolates,
26:53I'll probably just go up the road,
26:56watch some celebrity piss and wire into the lot.
27:00Mum and Isa, I'll treat you to a wee sherry.
27:03Aye.
27:11Here.
27:13You know Bobby's got a bottle of malt down there?
27:16It's his pride and joy.
27:18Aye, the MacRennan.
27:20MacRennan.
27:2125 years old.
27:23Unopened.
27:25It was presented to him by the brewery at some party, no?
27:30Aye.
27:31I've said to him tonnes of times, I've said,
27:33Bobby, when are you going to open that thing?
27:36Oh, he says to me, he says to me,
27:38I'm saving it for a special occasion.
27:41Like the night you die.
27:43Oh!
27:44He's always at that bottle.
27:47You know, why don't we get that amber nectar fished out of that hole?
27:52Ah!
27:53Problem is, you go for stuff like that,
27:56it's just a waste when you're pissed.
27:58Like, I got it from my mum for her 50th.
28:01Like a really expensive bottle of red wine.
28:04I went all out, I was like, it's her 50th, you know?
28:06You've got to get something good.
28:08And, like, she opened it on a summer barbecue day,
28:13when she was literally pissed on drinking,
28:16I think it was a Pimm's or something.
28:17So my mum was pretty much roused by that point.
28:19She goes to the day, she did appreciate it.
28:21I was like, God damn it, Mum.
28:23I spent a lot of money on that bottle of red as well.
28:25We'll get a scottle then.
28:28Back we go.
28:29Aye.
28:30Good, yep.
28:35Here we go.
28:36Keep going.
28:37Be quiet.
28:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
28:40I mean, it's ironic how many bottles are very strategically placed.
28:43Oh, I've got it!
28:44Oh!
28:45Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:47Oh!
28:48Oh!
28:49Oh!
28:50Oh!
28:51Oh!
28:52Oh!
28:53Oh!
28:54Oh!
28:55Oh!
28:56Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:58Oh!
28:59Oh!
29:00Oh!
29:01Oh!
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:05Oh!
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:08Oh!
29:09Oh!
29:10Oh!
29:11Oh!
29:12Oh, shit!
29:15What's going on, boys?
29:16I think we've killed Bobby.
29:17Ha-ha!
29:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
29:21Bobby!
29:22Bobby, son!
29:24Isaac.
29:27You're early.
29:29Happy birthday.
29:30Oh!
29:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
29:32Nice.
29:33Bobby, well done, son!
29:34How did you manage all this?
29:36Oh, sorry about the covert operation,
29:38but I had to keep yous in the dark, boys.
29:40Otherwise, Isaac, I would have got it out you.
29:44Wow!
29:45So what happened to the fancy-pants pub
29:47and the bottles of beer and all the razzmatazz?
29:49Oh, that's all bullshit.
29:51I had to keep yous lot out here for a couple of days to set up.
29:54Wow!
29:55Bobby, the more that you've went,
29:58I had me the first idea.
30:01Surprised?
30:03Aye.
30:05Ooh, you got there, pal!
30:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
30:14Happy birthday to you!
30:17Happy birthday!
30:25Oh, God, the pub's going to set on fire.
30:35Right.
30:36Scants.
30:39Oh, yeah, look at this spread here.
30:41They call it Android Sandwiches.
30:48And you get me chocolate as tea.
30:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
30:53Whoa!
30:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
31:02Oh, wow.
31:03I should have seen that come in.
31:05I should have called that.
31:07Oh, I should have done.
31:09Oh, I'm annoyed about something like this.
31:11I didn't see that come in.
31:12How did I not think that someone was going to fall down the hole?
31:15Especially that first one, which was so massive.
31:18Although, to be fair, if Winston had gone in that one,
31:21he would have gone straight through.
31:23Everybody's talking about you, Bobby.
31:26You did the impossible.
31:28You expertly displayed a prodigiousness.
31:31Thanks.
31:32And all it cost you was a tooth.
31:34Aye.
31:35And about ten bottles of spirits to the Angling Club.
31:39Fly bastards.
31:41Which dentist did you use?
31:43Same guy you went to.
31:46Oh, wow.
31:57Bobby gets a lot of stick, doesn't he?
31:59He does.
32:01It's like, who is this prick?
32:03Is this, is that the other, you know?
32:06When it comes down to it,
32:09I think it's got to be said that Bobby is quite possibly
32:14the most genuine, caring person
32:20in this community.
32:23Seriously.
32:24Which is something I never thought I'd be saying at the start of this show
32:27when we first started watching this.
32:29But you think about the stuff that Bobby's done, you know?
32:32Like Christmas, he helped out at the homeless shelter.
32:36You know, for Pete the Jakey,
32:38he was making him a good breakfast every morning.
32:41He's doing this for Isa.
32:42He's literally decimating the whole town
32:45to make sure that everyone gets out of the pub
32:49in order to throw Isa,
32:51the person who is the nosiest bugger in the world,
32:55a surprise birthday party.
32:58The one thing that no one has ever been able to do.
33:03Bobby.
33:05I give it to you, mate.
33:07That is a feat of genius.
33:12Well done to you.
33:15And I think it's possible
33:19that is the first time
33:22you've basically had three
33:25kind of separate storylines
33:27all come together
33:29to one glorious conclusion.
33:32You've got Bobby trying to improve the pub.
33:36You've got the guys going off
33:39and trying to help Winston out
33:41because he isn't going to have a place to live.
33:43You've got Isa trying to find out about the party
33:46and then all three of them
33:47come together in a beautiful triangle.
33:50That's not really a triangle, is it?
33:52I went really wrong there.
33:54Yeah, that.
33:57That is up there for me
33:59with one of the best episodes of the show.
34:02Something that I didn't think I'd really say
34:05with these final three series
34:07because of how much everyone was banging on
34:09going, oh, it's so awful.
34:11It's dreadful.
34:12You're not going to like it.
34:14All the episodes are pish.
34:17I've said it before, I'll say it again.
34:20There has been zero dips in quality in this show.
34:24I am shocked at how many people
34:26are going, oh, it's so dreadful.
34:28I've said it pretty much, I think, on every video
34:30I've done from season seven through to now
34:33because I am shocked.
34:34It is good.
34:36It is still the fundamentally core show
34:40that I've known and loved for the last year.
34:44Nearly two, well, just over a year I've been doing this.
34:48I'm going to be really sad when this show comes to an end.
34:51We're talking, how many episodes are actually left?
34:56Let me see if I can work it out quickly
34:59because I think it's...
35:04I think if I remember right,
35:06I think there's about six episodes
35:09for each of the two series.
35:12Series eight has...
35:18Oh, come on, here we go.
35:21There's...
35:22Yeah, so six episodes of series eight
35:26and there are six episodes of that.
35:33So there's basically 12 weeks left to go.
35:37So that would mean...
35:41Because we're...
35:42Well, we're at 11th.
35:44So...
35:451, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
35:52So basically, all going to plan,
35:57the 27th of October would be the final ever episode
36:03of Steel Game.
36:05The final episode.
36:09That's crazy.
36:13That is absolutely craziness.
36:15That in October, the end of October,
36:17we're done with Steel Game.
36:21It feels a lot closer when you put it like that.
36:25Damn.
36:26Well, that's going to do it for another reaction to Steel Game.
36:29I hope you enjoyed it.
36:31I know I did.
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36:38That's going to do it for today.
36:40Thank you so very much.
36:41For now, my name's Kevin.
36:42I am a geek.
36:43And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
36:45Goodbye.