Livestream 130-Baldur's Gate 3
@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00Oh yeah, well let's see how long it takes to load because it's on the USB hard drive
00:08because I don't have the space.
00:19You know, even though it's a third party launcher, at least it's built into the game.
00:25That is so true.
00:29Maybe now it's something I have to, I guess, install itself.
00:36Come on.
00:40Oh, you can show nudity.
00:50Oh.
00:53Yeah, I'm not gonna make a naked guy.
00:59I'm not either.
01:00One, I don't, I don't want it to be that way.
01:04It doesn't feel like that type of game to me.
01:06You know what I mean?
01:07Yeah, it'll be enabled, but I'm not doing it.
01:10Yeah.
01:14What the fuck?
01:16What?
01:20Um, I clicked continue after the shadow key.
01:24My game's glitching out hard.
01:27Oh, good.
01:28I'm stuck at a load screen because my hard drive is so slow.
01:32Well, I'm starting my stream.
01:34It's still doing it, so if you have the time, I want you to check it out.
01:45If it's not too much of a hassle.
01:54All right, I'm gonna look.
01:56All right.
01:58The blue?
02:00Yeah, what the hell is this?
02:02I don't know.
02:03Is it not supposed to look like that?
02:05I don't think so, because there's a statue right here.
02:08You know, all the green foliage and everything.
02:11Oh, I'm almost, almost in.
02:13Watch it not be playable because it's on the hard drive like it is.
02:17Dude, that would suck.
02:22I just have to move stuff around.
02:38Yeah, these load times are gonna be terrible.
02:44Mine's not blue.
02:45Mine's all nice.
02:47I went forward and it was still blue at the menu screen.
02:50It's back to normal.
02:55It's so loud.
02:56Although, mine did not look rendered.
03:02I should really buy an SSD.
03:04Just swap out my one hard drive.
03:07Yeah.
03:19I am not doing 4K, you mad lads.
03:22I want 1080p.
03:23I want the smoothest I can have.
03:31You know what I mean?
03:32Yeah.
03:39What was that sound?
03:42I didn't do anything.
04:08I don't even care.
04:10I don't see motion blur.
04:24Uh oh.
04:25What?
04:27That's not good.
04:28That's never good.
04:55You can do system of measurement.
04:57Metric?
04:59Or Imperial?
05:00I don't know.
05:02What are you gonna do?
05:03Probably leave it on metric.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Alright.
05:08Uh huh.
05:13There's Twitch integration.
05:14What?
05:15I don't know.
05:17I'll have to look that up later.
05:25Did you do balanced?
05:30For what?
05:31Difficulty.
05:33Alright.
05:37Where is that at?
05:39I went to new game because I have to make a game.
05:42Oh, I'm still in the settings.
05:46Okay.
05:47I'm just gonna do balanced.
05:49Yeah, that's fine.
05:54I don't know if it matters.
05:57Like if we play with Chris.
05:59Oh, wow.
06:02Allow access.
06:03I like that it now is asking me and it kicked me out of the game.
06:13But don't worry.
06:14My load times are so trash that I beat it.
06:31That scene is stuttering and I'm pretty sure it's because of the hard drive.
06:58I'll just make sure subtitles is on.
07:29Ew.
07:32Are those like semen?
07:43You're a little bit ahead of me, so I don't know.
08:08Ah, the Mind Flayer Parasites.
08:38God damn it.
08:47I'd rather that go up.
08:48My nose or my ear.
08:52Oh, geez.
08:53My frames.
08:55Can I adjust my settings here?
08:58I can.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02The teeth on that.
09:04I know.
09:05Right, dude.
09:06Dude.
09:07No, we're going to do medium because I don't care.
09:13Why is everything so blue?
09:19I can't even see characters.
09:31Okay, your stream.
09:50Try just changing your settings.
09:53You know, graphics quality.
09:57Generic one.
09:58You know.
10:01In video.
10:05Overall.
10:06Overall preset.
10:10Maybe try to switch it to a different one and then see if that fixed it.
10:21Am I just doomed to have.
10:23There.
10:26Okay, music.
10:36We're not having a fucking concert here.
10:38Jesus Christ.
10:41That still didn't do it.
10:43No.
10:44This music's pissing me off.
10:51It like ramped up so fucking much.
10:56All right.
10:57Go back so I can see your settings.
11:01We tap back in.
11:20You might just have to restart the game.
11:22It might just be like a glitch.
11:25You know what I mean?
11:31That's what I would recommend.
11:32I got to run the game at a low or I get shit frames.
11:35Isn't that just sad?
11:37Yeah, it still looks great, but my poor shitty card.
11:47And not like I can overclock it.
11:50If I try that.
11:58It doesn't look like you restarted your game.
12:01No, I was looking at something.
12:02Okay.
12:03See if there's a setting real quick.
12:05Okay.
12:07Yeah.
12:31At least I don't got to relog into the long trip.
12:33Retired.
12:34Yeah.
13:04Okay.
13:32Really?
13:49I guess.
13:50Let me Google it.
13:52Yeah.
14:22Okay.
14:43Someone had to repair their files.
14:48Okay.
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16:25Okay.
16:26All right.
16:27Okay.
16:28That's not, uh.
16:29That's not, uh.
16:30You didn't like the Halfling?
16:38No.
16:40So why can't I be a full Orc?
16:45Why is it half-orc?
16:47Well, full orcs are pure evil by default.
16:51Whoa, I think I saw some junk for a second.
16:58Ew, why would I want to be a human ever?
17:01Dude, the sea fling.
17:04Hmm.
17:07Disgusting.
17:08Also, where can I adjust the height?
17:12The body type?
17:14Oh, female, male, big girl, big guy.
17:19Wow.
17:20I don't like that there's a delay on the live.
17:22Damn it.
17:24Yep, that's how it always is.
17:34Hmm.
17:35Ew.
17:39What are you going to play?
17:41Do you remember?
17:42I think I'm even one of the gnomes.
17:45Yeah.
17:48About a 99% chance I'm going to be a gnome.
17:55But there's that 1% chance, if I be a fighter, I might be a half-orc.
18:03Only because of their racial bonus.
18:06Yeah.
18:13The gnome is so small, dude.
18:16Dude, they're tiny.
18:18They actually move at a lower rate because of their short legs.
18:22They can only move 25 feet per round.
18:26Yeah.
18:27While everyone else can move 30.
18:29Actually, I think half of them is also 25.
18:32But wood elf, which is a subspecies elf, can go 35 instead of the original 30.
18:41I don't see wood elf.
18:43All I see is elf, githyakni, and half-elf.
18:48Githyanki.
18:49If you click elf, or if you click gnome or dragonborn, you can do subraces.
19:02Do you see on the left?
19:03Yeah.
19:04You've got origin, custom, race, class.
19:08Yeah, dragonborn has the most subraces.
19:14No way.
19:17Dude.
19:18Yeah, that's the one I'm going to pick.
19:20Which one?
19:21You know the one.
19:23The gnome nasty boy?
19:26Yeah, dude.
19:27Are you going to be a dwarf nasty boy with me?
19:29I thought about it.
19:30There's an elf one.
19:32No, I've got to be small.
19:35We've got to be the midgets to Chris's gargantuan size.
19:40Dude, I forgot what he even was.
19:42Let me go back and check.
19:43Yeah, it was in Discord.
19:45I know.
19:46Thankfully, I can just scroll up.
19:50I've got to go through all this gold you sent me again.
19:58I love my character.
20:02Titan.
20:06Let me know when you're in.
20:08So you're going to be a gnome, you think?
20:1099%, yeah.
20:13There's so many subraces of dragonborn.
20:17That's because each one's got different breath weapon, different resistances to that said element.
20:27So if you pick a gold or red, you'll have fire breath and be resistant to fire.
20:36If you pick black, you'll have an acid breath, I think, and be resistant to it.
20:46How close is your thing to being done?
20:50I scrolled up so far, I'm at 36%.
20:53Okay.
20:57Dude, how long ago did he message us this?
21:02Not long.
21:04I've probably passed it.
21:06I'm kind of scared to go back to what you're making.
21:35I did pass it.
21:36Ah, you found it though?
21:38Yeah.
21:39I can't see what race he is, but he's tall.
21:43Oh, I found it.
21:44Human.
21:51Is that spiky hair he has?
21:53He looks like a Viking or like the Witcher dude almost.
21:57He could either be a githyanki, half elf, elf, tiefling even.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Dude, I don't know what he is, but he's not going to be the same as us, thankfully.
22:11Nobody can be us.
22:17But you're for sure being a gnome?
22:19Yeah.
22:20Okay.
22:21It's either gnome or orc.
22:24Alright, I'm going to go with the...
22:37Oh, yes.
22:38Can I edit my appearance?
22:40Yep.
22:41Yeah.
22:47What the?
22:48Did you even look at what the subrace is good for?
22:51No.
22:52Okay, cool.
22:54I told you I'm going to play it dumb as hell.
23:20Oh, okay.
23:24I don't...
23:39This one gets me chapped looking lips.
23:47You want me to tell you your subrace features?
23:50No, I don't give a fuck right now.
23:53Fine.
23:55See in the dark on your own.
23:57I gotta be sunbaked to hell.
24:01Ew.
24:03Dude, what are you?
24:10Wait.
24:12Penis B?
24:14Wait, wait, wait.
24:16What's Penis C?
24:18I can't see.
24:19How do...
24:20Oh, wait.
24:23Oh.
24:24Okay.
24:27Okay.
24:28Well, we'll get rid of that.
24:31Oh.
24:36Okay.
24:37How do I...
24:38Body art?
24:40Oh.
24:47Okay.
24:57Not sure if I'm feeling the paint on my guy.
25:10They do have quite a bit, though.
25:14It's quite cool.
25:17Yeah.
25:43What in the world?
25:44What?
25:45Nothing.
25:46Nothing.
26:07These look atrocious.
26:12Bard rings?
26:13I'm not...
26:14Huh.
26:32Wow.
26:40Oh, Crew's here.
26:42Hey, hey.
26:43Crew, how are you, young man?
27:07How you been, Crew?
27:13Yeah.
27:29Happy belated birthday.
27:35Oh, heck yeah, man.
27:37Happy belated birthday, boy.
27:40boy. I hope it was good for you. He's good. That's awesome.
28:09This is going to want to fuck me.
28:11Would you fuck me?
28:13I think I got it.
28:15Would you fuck me?
28:17Yeah.
28:19What is this?
28:21I don't know what this even is.
28:25Nah.
28:29We've been decent, crew.
28:31Thank you, man.
28:35But I already did.
28:37Ooh.
28:39Dude, the guyliner.
28:41I'm judicious.
28:51What is this?
28:55I might do the mustache.
28:59I think that looks good.
29:01The fancy curled mustache.
29:03Is there a fancy curled mustache
29:05with a tickler on his chin?
29:09That?
29:13That's the closest I can see.
29:15Oh, wow.
29:17He's got a girlfriend.
29:19Fuck yeah.
29:21Cool, dude. What's her name?
29:23That's not what I thought you were going to say.
29:25What's her measurements?
29:29But awesome, man.
29:35Okay.
29:37How do I...
29:39Is this all I can do?
29:45I guess I click proceed.
29:49That's what I'm already doing.
29:51That's...
29:53Now back to this, I guess.
29:55Class.
29:57Proceed.
29:59I've got to pick my class now.
30:01I got...
30:03Oh, yes.
30:09Cantrips.
30:11Do it.
30:13Cool, dude.
30:15Where'd you meet her?
30:17Is she from your school?
30:23Oh.
30:25What's my starting instrument?
30:31Yep.
30:33Okay, that's cool.
30:35Okay, I can have a
30:37hand drum, a flute, a lute,
30:39a lyre, and a violin.
30:41Dude.
30:43Donkey Kong has prepped us
30:45for this moment.
30:47The hand drum, you think?
30:49It does sound stupid, doesn't it?
30:51Acolyte background?
30:53What is this?
30:55Oh, those are like
30:57what you came from.
30:59Like, you could pick a soldier.
31:01That's what you used to be in the past.
31:03You could be a criminal.
31:05Let's see.
31:07Folk hero would be decent.
31:15Wouldn't entertainer also?
31:17Because acrobatics and performance?
31:21So animal hammer and...
31:23Big booty Latina?
31:25Latina?
31:27You get it, crew. You'll get it.
31:29As long as she's good to you.
31:37Entertainer would be good. What about criminal?
31:39Deception and stealth?
31:41You want me to sneak up and then
31:43play instruments?
31:45Guild artisan
31:47looked pretty good.
31:49Persuasion and insight?
31:51I wondered about persuasion.
31:53Persuasion is the best skill for you
31:55if you're going to be even half-barred.
31:57Alright, I guess I'll just do that.
31:59Because that works off your charisma
32:01which is going to be your spellcast.
32:03I'm just going to...
32:05Should I just leave this then?
32:07The abilities, yeah.
32:09Oh, she's great.
32:13I'd have to take away.
32:15Yep, and then you see
32:17what you get if you're assigned bonuses, right?
32:19You get a plus one and a plus two.
32:21You can put anywhere.
32:25Highest you're going to have is 15.
32:27Oh wait, no.
32:29I would, if you're going to be
32:31a druid,
32:35I would lower your intelligence
32:37and raise your wisdom.
32:39Yeah, but I'm not worried
32:41about that right now.
32:43Right?
32:45It's hard to raise your stats.
32:47Well, I don't know
32:49if I'm actually going to do that or not.
32:51Alright, then charisma,
32:53constitution, and dexterity.
32:55Well, dexterity, or charisma
32:57then dexterity, and then god.
32:59That's what you're going to want.
33:01Because your dexterity is going to be your melee,
33:03constitution is your health,
33:05and charisma is going to be your spells.
33:07Wait, I can't...
33:09Wait, you want me to do
33:11charisma, and then
33:13dexterity?
33:15I can only click two.
33:17One on each row.
33:21Yeah, and then click the plus one
33:23on the other.
33:25On dexterity?
33:27Or on...
33:29What do you mean?
33:31Look.
33:33Could you lower your...
33:35Is 12 the intelligence you want?
33:37Oh, you want me to lower it and be stupid
33:39and go into what?
33:41Either wisdom or constitution.
33:45Unless you're going to...
33:47One is...
33:49I'll just do it like that.
33:51It's your character.
33:53You can spend your points however you want.
33:55And I don't really care.
33:57It's a game.
33:59And this bitch is going to fuck everything in his path.
34:01I'm done validating.
34:03Let's see if everything's still blue.
34:05And I think that is my character right there.
34:07I think I'm just going to
34:09That is my character right there.
34:11I think I'm done, right?
34:15I know he does.
34:17I modeled it after myself.
34:25Yeah.
34:27Yeah.
34:37Dude, your hands.
34:39I know.
34:41With Arthur memeing.
34:49So, crew, have you been hanging out with your lady friend?
34:51Or is it just online through text?
34:53I hope you get to at least hang out with her.
35:15All over.
35:17Well, good. Good, dude.
35:19Is it still blue?
35:21Is it still blue?
35:23I don't know.
35:25I'm waiting for the program to respond.
35:35I don't think it likes that I launched it in Vulcan.
35:39You know Doom?
35:41The...
35:43Not Eternal, but the 2016 one or whatever
35:45that runs amazing?
35:47It does because it uses Vulcan.
35:51Yes.
35:53Vulcan is amazing.
36:01She lives far away.
36:03I'll ride on her.
36:05Dude, she's worth it, though.
36:07Yeah.
36:09That could be your wife one day.
36:11Fucking A right, man.
36:13If you put the effort in,
36:15she will, too.
36:21That's how you know.
36:23Vulcan's fucking amazing.
36:25If every game used Vulcan,
36:27it would be awesome.
36:29Every other day?
36:31Nice.
36:33Oh.
36:43Does she have any siblings?
36:45Yeah, the older sister.
36:47Oh my god.
36:49Any step-siblings?
36:51A step-mom?
36:55Yeah, hey.
36:59But I'm happy for you, Kurt.
37:01Very happy for you.
37:03God damn it.
37:05I'm sorry.
37:07Damn it.
37:09Are they cute?
37:13Yeah, man.
37:15Dick's just a bonus.
37:19I hear the birds chirping.
37:21Let's hope they're not blue.
37:23Blue birds all around.
37:25It's funny.
37:27Yeah, I'm sorry, Kurt.
37:29You know, it's funny
37:31because your graphics card
37:33is in the same generation as mine.
37:35It should be the exact same.
37:47Everything's pretty.
37:49Okay.
37:51I wonder if Vulcan
37:53would run better
37:55for me.
37:57I'll have to research that.
37:59Maybe, man.
38:05Ugh.
38:07Do we have to play to save our character?
38:09I think so.
38:11Ah, dude.
38:13They're just looking out for their sister.
38:21Alright, I guess I'm gonna
38:23proceed then, okay?
38:25We'll probably get a cutscene.
38:27Yeah, probably.
38:37I've seen this cutscene, so...
38:39Sorry, guys.
38:45Jesus, a guardian?
38:47True!
38:49Oh, yeah.
38:51Oh, yeah, you're a mental guardian.
38:53I forgot.
39:19True.
39:39True.
39:49True.
39:53Looks good to me.
39:57True.
40:19What the fuck?
40:39Is this just a normal thing
40:41that happens in this universe?
40:43Giant squid man?
40:45They're, um,
40:47they're, um,
40:49illithiids.
40:53Mind flayers.
40:55They feast on brains.
40:57And they fly
40:59those tentacle ships
41:01around the multiverse.
41:03While being hunted
41:05by Githian dragon
41:07monsters.
41:13And what's funny is the race
41:15used to be enslaved
41:17by the mind flayers.
41:19Oh.
41:23In dark true garb.
41:45Oh.
42:01Ew.
42:05Oh.
42:07Githian decent shit.
42:09I don't know how a
42:13tortoise... Yeah.
42:39Oh.
43:09Oh.
43:39Oh.
43:59Honestly, crew, I think
44:01you're setting yourself up for failure.
44:03You want the family to like you.
44:05You really do, actually.
44:07You're just gonna be seen
44:09as a douchebag dick
44:11if you keep that up.
44:13Good luck, my man.
44:29If I really like a girl,
44:31I don't disrespect her family.
44:33Yeah, but her brothers are part of her family.
44:35It doesn't just matter
44:37with the parents.
44:39One day they could be your brothers.
44:45Oh, Jesus. Frames and game
44:47render and...
44:51Is it supposed to look like this?
44:53Wait. I was just standing there.
44:55Now I'm in the pod?
44:59And my frames are horrible.
45:01What is going on?
45:03It was just good.
45:09Render.
45:13Yeah, but I was standing already out.
45:15Right here.
45:17My frames are so bad.
45:21Jesus.
45:23This game.
45:27Can I adjust settings?
45:29I'm gonna have to try Vulcan.
45:31Tomorrow or something.
45:33Holy fuck.
45:37Can I do super low?
45:39No.
45:41Why do I want texture?
45:43Oh, I have to? What the fuck?
45:47Can I turn this off? Yes.
45:49Jesus Christ.
45:51My poor graphics card.
45:55Alright. Get me out of here, game.
45:57Wait.
45:59Yeah, well, crew.
46:01You just pretty much said the opposite
46:03a minute ago.
46:09The sphincter?
46:13Go out of it.
46:15Even though I like being in it.
46:19Oh, the movement is weird.
46:21Weird.
46:27I don't care if you're here.
46:29Leave me alone.
46:39What the fuck is...
46:43Who the fuck is trapped?
46:47What the...
46:49Well, my frames got better.
46:51That's good.
46:55Help ya.
46:57Ugh. He looks rough.
47:11Oh, I've seen this part.
47:13Yep, I know what I can do.
47:19Okay.
47:37Wait, so they're a minion?
47:49Okay.
48:11I'm gonna try this.
48:15I don't know what that...
48:17Oh, shit.
48:27Well, crew, because cutscenes are flashy.
48:31Oh, that mouth. That purty mouth.
48:47Okay.
48:53I'm gonna fucking mutilate that son of a bitch.
49:03Success?
49:07Oh!
49:17I got a pet?
49:21Ew.
49:25What the hell?
49:47Alright.
49:49What can I call you, bitch?
49:55I don't trust us.
50:17Alright.
50:23Alright.
50:29I don't trust this son of a brain.
50:35Oh, he didn't have anything?
50:39Good for you, crew man. Good for you.
50:41What is that?
50:47What is that?
50:51My guy?
50:55Oh, my follower dude?
50:59Oh, wait.
51:01I wanted to be gross like that? Why?
51:07Ah, you're still doing that.
51:13Wait, does this do anything?
51:15God, I don't like
51:17this camera system, dude.
51:21You use WASD
51:23to move the camera.
51:29Oh.
51:31Well, that's not something I want to do at 3 in the morning.
51:35Or
51:373.30 in the morning.
51:39Where
51:41the fuck
51:43is the helm?
51:45What are these?
51:47What the fuck?
51:49Oh, watch the fire!
51:51Get out of the fire, you stupid prick!
52:01Okay.
52:09Oh,
52:11you gonna backstab me?
52:21Let me
52:23finger blast her.
52:39Oh.
52:41My head.
52:43What is this?
52:45Squall,
52:47you are no thrall.
52:49Flakith
52:51blesses me this day.
52:53Together,
52:55we might survive.
52:59Where's my mouse?
53:01Ah, there it is.
53:03Who am I?
53:05Yeah, bitch, who are you?
53:07Oh, wow.
53:37Then we find the helm
53:39and take control of the ship.
53:41As for that thing,
53:43it will remain tame as long as it
53:45believes we are thralls.
53:47It may be of use in the fight to come.
53:59Attack her!
54:07Jesus.
54:13Oh, man.
54:15This is gonna be bad.
54:17I think you can save and quit
54:19whenever, by the way.
54:21Oh, really? I probably should.
54:23No, get over here.
54:25I can't. Wait, can I click?
54:27How do I?
54:29Ah, yes.
54:31That's what I do.
54:33Get over there,
54:36brain dude has power, dude.
54:41What?
54:47I don't like her.
54:51Oh, there's another demon?
54:53Shit.
54:57Yeah, crew.
54:59I don't know what that is at all, crew.
55:05This feels dope to watch, though.
55:11Get it, brain?
55:15No, it's excellent.
55:23Alright, can I save like this?
55:25I can save.
55:27Alright, I think I'm gonna save.
55:31Oh.
55:35Yeah, but...
55:39This is the end of it.
55:41There's nothing else to watch.
55:49Ellie brah, I'm sorry.
55:51This is the end of it.
55:53We were just trying to make our characters.
55:59That is kind of funny.
56:01Oh, man.
56:03And if I click load?
56:05Yup, it's there.
56:09Did you make your guy yet?
56:11Yeah, I made my guy.
56:13Damn, of course it recommends it
56:15right at the end.
56:17Oh, man.
56:19Well, dude, thank you for stopping by.
56:27Oh, man.
56:29We'll have to let Chris know
56:31our guys are made now.
56:33Yeah.
56:39I wasn't paying attention.
56:41Crew came in my chat now.
56:43Oh, that's cool.
56:45Crew, thank you.
56:47Ellie brah, thank you.
56:49You guys have a good night.