• 3 months ago
@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00:00In game right right game. Oh, it kind of lets me now
00:00:25Come on YouTube
00:00:31Is it being a pain in the butt
00:00:42Give me a second. I'm testing remember you son of a bitch
00:00:50Okay, oh no, come on
00:00:54Okay, the sound alert actually does work
00:00:57So now I don't have to crank my neck every two seconds hoping I don't miss someone follow if they follow
00:01:12Oh, oh, oh, oh no what
00:01:16Dude okay. Stop for a second a
00:01:21Whole nine frames is all I can play this at if I'm recording with AMD
00:01:27Oh God
00:01:31All right, I'm ready you ready to go
00:01:57Oh
00:02:02It goes through those that sucks
00:02:06Wait, how do I I wanted to adjust my sound controller doesn't do shit you son of a bitch
00:02:14Why are you like this
00:02:21God I'm not even strong enough to hold you. Well, look at you. You look like a pussy
00:02:28All right, Jesus ready, yeah
00:02:35Come kiss this old man
00:02:51That's good, she's my leg
00:02:58You suck dude
00:03:06Oh look in the background, that's a big nasty critter
00:03:11He looks like he took one too many dicks his jaws so
00:03:27Ten souls you'll fall long before you catch even a glimpse of some light
00:03:34You're supposed to be setting up the next challenges as I come in
00:03:44Well, it's kind of nice we don't run into each other which was weird because I thought on the ground level you did run into me
00:03:58I
00:04:08Thought we could just make it maybe
00:04:14Where are my shoes I was just thinking I know I put them down somewhere. I didn't know what that was
00:04:21I didn't know what that was
00:04:23Yeah, how's it feel you killed us once I
00:04:35Did not think that was gonna happen I was wondering what those lasers were and then I saw the spikes
00:04:42Yeah, all I saw was the laser. I'm like, what is this?
00:04:45I
00:04:56Whip my hair back and forth
00:05:03Come on metrics
00:05:11Okay
00:05:15Oh
00:05:24I'm glad I turned my resolution down. Yeah
00:05:32What Super Mario how I don't know it's just the bread the green
00:05:46I'm not a fan of this part
00:05:50because with my controller I'm like
00:05:53Jamming the stick every like second or two, and I feel like I'm just gonna
00:06:01I'm gonna be feeling it later, but this is nothing
00:06:08That's what she said, so there's spikes
00:06:15I
00:06:22Alright, what are these? Okay. Yep
00:06:28Dealers choice
00:06:37Mario it is
00:06:45Oh
00:06:49It drops you that's cool, but
00:06:54There's
00:06:57Yep, let's bounce and okay
00:07:02We got a time it
00:07:04Three two one jump
00:07:11No, you scream no
00:07:16Also because we're on easy mode look how close we are to the checkpoint. Oh
00:07:22Yeah
00:07:24That's the only easier ness we get can't burn wait
00:07:31Okay
00:07:34My face is itchy why
00:07:38If you kill us by being an idiot, dude
00:07:43You can literally just get up to the next part from your cheesy doodle
00:07:50Right, yeah
00:07:56What the bones
00:08:04Oh
00:08:08No Dalton
00:08:11What did you do that for that was clearly not the way to go
00:08:21Right
00:08:25The fuck is this
00:08:30Why are they wearing pants
00:08:33What is that
00:08:40We'll glide what's what if we get all mall, I don't know Oh
00:08:53Are you ready
00:08:55wait, oh
00:08:57We had a checkpoint. I just clicked highest point we reached. Thank
00:09:02God cuz you're a douchebag
00:09:04That's why I clicked it. I
00:09:07Did you know that before you jumped? I kind of figured yeah, it would work
00:09:13So I was looking at it, it's just like let's see if it'll work. Yeah, cuz I jumped right to that ball
00:09:23See there's less chain than I think every time
00:09:26Oh
00:09:30Wait, what that wasn't the right way
00:09:42Momentum moment Oh
00:09:57I will abuse it. Okay. There's reason I'm the host
00:10:03My guy didn't even try where are you?
00:10:10I'm back. Dude. I just kept jumping
00:10:15Over so sketchy on my screen man. I was flung so hard you went so high in the sky
00:10:26I
00:10:35That's are we back in Dark Souls
00:10:40Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Sorry. I was a little slow. That's okay. It's trampoline
00:10:50Next one
00:10:56Oh
00:11:00Wow, whoa
00:11:18Did you notice you can go left and right on the ladder
00:11:20I did dude. It is Dark Souls. Look at this. Yep. Is there any wings in there?
00:11:28No
00:11:45My balls, okay good
00:11:50I
00:12:02Might bet Wow
00:12:07Can't grab that rope. I was just trying to as well
00:12:13Death oh
00:12:15That looks um
00:12:17I
00:12:19Can we even make that jump would we have to be over here? Oh
00:12:23And even then we'd have to jump to the wood. I don't think we can do it
00:12:28We did yeah that looks
00:12:31mighty f-ed up
00:12:37Don't say decide
00:12:48Oh, what is this you didn't say when we were going I
00:13:01Thought it was gonna wheel
00:13:12What is a drone
00:13:18You hear it, right? Yeah, I like how my character looks like he was gonna look
00:13:30Dude the stick goes through the pillar. All right, ready? Oh, you should walk right on
00:13:42That I was not expecting what's down there
00:13:47It's that the way yeah, that's the way we would have came up this way
00:13:52So it was just a shortcut if you're better than us
00:13:58No beauty
00:14:03Sure
00:14:13Wow, dude
00:14:18I love this. I don't even care
00:14:34You know, he would let us fall you're like that never happened
00:14:39Do I just instantly pull you off? Yeah, I have like no chance. I will have no knees
00:14:58It'd be nice if it spawned us on top right here because it's the highest point
00:15:08Oh
00:15:27I
00:15:38Um, dude, this game's physics is fucked just a little
00:15:54Oh
00:15:55No, so we jump in that middle part wait and then
00:16:01All right, I follow you brother
00:16:04All right after this go
00:16:08Oh
00:16:17Why were you looking over there
00:16:21Those looking so trampoline trampoline to that box. Yeah ready that might be to that stick. Yep
00:16:32Jump and hold jump
00:16:38Bye bitch
00:17:00Yeah, what a diesel
00:17:08Oh
00:17:18My halo ride is here. Wait, wait, what's up book? Oh
00:17:35It's not really fast
00:17:38No, no, no
00:17:44Hit that jump whoo
00:17:50I kind of hope I fall with this. I want you to have a shot at this don't
00:17:56Look at that. It's fine
00:18:08You
00:18:10Why are you so much stronger than me these old legs wait, it comes back
00:18:20You so much more powerful must be the age
00:18:25I'm like Gandalf wizard
00:18:28Ready when it gets here
00:18:32Cuz now you got a climb and jump
00:18:38I
00:18:53Know what's it this laser? I want to test it. Yep. I
00:19:01I
00:19:03Did the climbing motion case it helped me grab on
00:19:16Yes, get up here yes
00:19:20Oh
00:19:29Yeah
00:19:31Shut the fuck up
00:19:35It won't let it doesn't always
00:19:44Dude
00:19:46What did we just do the pulling doesn't always work I know it's odd so much stronger
00:19:54No, I mean it doesn't always let me pull
00:20:02Yeah, it's bogus whatever oh no, I hit my sound thing
00:20:07How much of this do you want to play cuz this is actually kind of fun we can keep playing for a bit
00:20:12It's up to you
00:20:16Oh
00:20:20Dude you were
00:20:33Oh
00:20:36Nope back here green boy. I'm the green beast
00:20:42You're the red beast, um, wait, wait a minute. Oh
00:20:49Yeah
00:20:54What does this do oh shit
00:20:59Oh wait, no, we failed it get back. Yeah, we're gonna fall we got a jump. All right go
00:21:12Uh-oh
00:21:18Now
00:21:29Wait that bitch
00:21:32Let me fix my sound. I apparently bumped it somehow about to fucking cut
00:21:38Cut this thing off
00:21:43Well, that's nice when I'm trying to deal with something annoying
00:22:01All right, nope god I fucking love this headset
00:22:07All right, you ready now dickface
00:22:13Oh, what what the fuck did you just do
00:22:20I can't I can't
00:22:23Oh
00:22:41No, oh you just fucked us
00:22:43I
00:22:49I'm gonna kick your ass. You made me go back. Did you see that?
00:23:14Statues and stuff actually
00:23:17Yep same with the dialogue a bit
00:23:24You think it's a good spot to call it for this whatever you want
00:23:35No, they're probably hidden too good
00:23:38All right, all right first sticks are left for good
00:23:46Maybe sticks cuz I know that's a usually a quicker I
00:23:54Can see your feet through the ground but my feet are on here
00:24:03Wait wait down this way I can see the car
00:24:08Take it for a spin
00:24:10Yeah, if you don't not hang like it
00:24:14Sorry, so just got at least hit the road. No
00:24:20Yeah, we'll make it yep
00:24:23Dude it's still fun. I was using WASD for
00:24:29Dude this is Wow weird
00:24:33Hit them jumps, dude
00:24:37Oh wait, oops
00:24:41Dude I don't press anything to get in it's kind of odd. Whoa, this thing backs up so much
00:24:55Where's the speed at though
00:25:03Can I push the box with it
00:25:06No, whoa
00:25:12Do I get to keep the car
00:25:15You son of a guns no the game we could have hit that trampoline
00:25:25Yep
00:25:36I
00:25:42Have high ground I have the fire ground
00:25:48I'm exiting. Yep
00:25:58Yep, uh-huh just cuz I know it'll be more controlled
00:26:06I'd tell you what is fun
00:26:08Yep, plus I'd like to beat six
00:26:12Get out of the way. Oh, yes. Well, we did technically beat Leffert at one. So yeah, it is kind of
00:26:18Not a bad idea to go this
00:26:21Shards the darkness, right? Yep
00:26:27Wish they were both multiplayer, dude
00:26:30Could be a mod maybe no
00:26:34Yes many times
00:26:36No one can't people don't care enough to make it a mod
00:26:41That and the game might just not be a mod friendly
00:26:48It is regular multiplayer
00:26:59You
00:27:17Oh
00:27:20I'm just glad you're able to have your saves. They're not my saves. Yeah
00:27:25Hello wonder if you could just get the max level ups by using so and save
00:27:40If only I could skip this loud fucking intro shit
00:27:43I know what you mean, like I hate when games do that default to like max sound
00:27:50It's like jeez my ears
00:27:55Alright so no cutscene that's good at least
00:28:00Co-op great clone
00:28:07I'm gonna leave it open. Just letting you know. Okay
00:28:13Just like that one time
00:28:16Just like that one time, yep, let's
00:28:20Me when the viewers can join us. He he
00:28:24So it would be the newest one right my profile
00:28:28It should be yeah
00:28:30Should be manual save like 6% or so. It doesn't do that for me dipshit. We've gone over this all it says is
00:28:37revelations
00:28:39profile 11
00:28:40It's all I got to go on
00:28:46So I'm gonna click it, okay, yep
00:28:50And hope that it's the right one because I don't want to deal with bullshit again
00:28:58Because the other day it was terrible like 40 minutes down the drain. Yeah, I
00:29:07Don't know why it doesn't give me the percentage there, but if I go to a single player on my own it'll tell me
00:29:14Right
00:29:25I mean I ever drank my red Hawaiian juice for you
00:29:30You got Hawaiian juice what?
00:29:34Yeah sticks. He drank it. Oh
00:29:36Really does add life, huh?
00:29:39You
00:29:41All right, let me
00:29:45Guess I'm gonna eat some cheese puffs
00:29:48It appears to be though the right save I think because I have only those two
00:29:54Skills how many points you got?
00:29:57I
00:30:07Got 260 available me too
00:30:12Took me a minute to get to it. Sorry
00:30:14And if we're always buttons the ability menu
00:30:22All right
00:30:24You
00:30:27Cat calling me. Oh
00:30:31My god, I almost ran into jump quick as a chain together
00:30:43Drop it down. I can't go down through you. There's a guy right there
00:30:49Yes, yes, there is soon there will not be a guy there
00:30:59Were you gonna do the same thing I was looting you stupid a-hole
00:31:07Go about your merry business, dude
00:31:10How did he he came for me so fast
00:31:16How did he so fast see me in the dark I
00:31:21Don't know
00:31:22But he turned around to run at me so fast
00:31:26I
00:31:28Don't know how he did that
00:31:30I don't know how he did that. I don't know how he did that
00:31:33I don't know how he did that
00:31:35I don't know how he did that
00:31:37I
00:31:44Just rolled off
00:31:47Wait
00:31:51Yeah, that was weird
00:32:01This is a bad run
00:32:08Ship yeah
00:32:13Are you trying to get me killed what I was just testing the throw
00:32:19bitch
00:32:21Did you kill us? No
00:32:28No, no, there's another person up above fuck you I'm getting the loop
00:32:38You
00:32:56There I spent my points I'm also doing that right now going towards the muffled
00:33:05The acoustic contagion stuff
00:33:08Whatever it is when I kill them if I'm I don't know. I think the invisibility muffle. Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty sure
00:33:17It's 200 points, ouch
00:33:24He went through the gate partially
00:33:35What's body go
00:33:37Oh
00:33:44What's with the ballista arrow thing what
00:33:53Oh
00:33:56No, I tried to jump from it to the
00:34:00There's some stuff in here in case you want some of it one's a lockpick
00:34:08And oranges, yes oranges goblin oranges
00:34:20There's a dude right here
00:34:32That's close by
00:34:38Oh
00:34:51Is it this dude, yeah
00:34:56Was is that the pilot that looks like one of them? Oh, no. No, no
00:35:07I
00:35:14Don't know how I didn't trigger that
00:35:26Backs turned on one if you want to kill the one on the left, I killed one on the right. Yeah
00:35:31Yeah
00:35:36Sure, three two one go
00:35:44One make sure he can watch and nice
00:35:51Grab some loot, dude
00:35:53There's like nothing right stick. There's two things iron ore right here. Oh, I
00:35:59Looked at the other side. Calm. Are you ready? It's yeah
00:36:04I
00:36:07Like that it's the same animation for opening a door. Oh
00:36:12The blister now, I almost just died on the blister actually took a little bit of damage
00:36:23I'm ready
00:36:28Fire that was
00:36:37What did it not do anything for you
00:36:59You
00:37:01Yeah, the same animation for opening door is the frickin pilot thing
00:37:18Trying something
00:37:21He's sliding
00:37:24Goku yep, he slid
00:37:29They
00:37:31Don't know to just hide
00:37:35Open the door they're coming in shit. They shouldn't they don't know they don't they won't find any body nothing
00:37:44Have a swig of Kool-Aid my guy. Yeah. Yes the purple stuff. Yeah
00:37:50Okay Cosby
00:37:55Good good stuff
00:37:58Oh
00:38:12How's he know there's an intruder somebody
00:38:22Dude you won't find
00:38:28They're gonna walk over there they ain't gonna find nothing
00:38:41Nothing to report
00:38:58I
00:39:10Just had to get him to look one way yeah
00:39:14Wait, it's that you down there. Yeah
00:39:17Where?
00:39:19Right below you. Oh
00:39:21You point did you poison that well? No, I made some Kool-Aid
00:39:28Oops
00:39:39Oops
00:39:49Wait, can we not make the
00:39:53Poison stuff here
00:39:55Or do I have to unlock it?
00:39:57Unlock it damn I
00:40:03Need to start doing that one cuz that's an achievement
00:40:10Why and punch is so good dude, no, it's not
00:40:21It is
00:40:23You also got to do acid traps it could kill so many guards so you got to dissolve and do that
00:40:42That guy's staring at oh, oh there's two in there
00:40:53So while all these grand folk getting together it seems
00:41:04Anyway the scepter that ambassador our CD received certainly
00:41:13That almost went really bad
00:41:23I
00:41:28See your kneecap bro turn around
00:41:37Yep, I just need him to fuck off
00:41:53Did you open that and run away hoping there is someone
00:42:24Remember you can't kill them without you. Yeah
00:42:47And that makes one so you're called carvo Atona
00:42:53You're bringing dishonor on the name
00:43:11Shit dude
00:43:15Come back here dude warm yourself on me
00:43:19No warm yourself on my cock
00:43:24The only use it it would get
00:43:41No one knows man
00:43:54Oh
00:43:54There's an acid barrel over here and get maybe one kill with it
00:44:00Yeah, there's two guards over here one that's looking at me is the one that walks around
00:44:06Then there's one by the door
00:44:09Okay, so he's gonna circle back around
00:44:14The odds of me dying from this are very high
00:44:23You
00:44:32Do that ever even get near each other no, no do it
00:44:43They run to the guy not to where the barrel came from
00:44:53I didn't see him
00:45:04Teamwork I would have kept loop-de-looping as that weasel like as I had to
00:45:10I'm booby-trapping the ball
00:45:12All right, there's treasure right here. Pick it up
00:45:20Dude
00:45:23How did that work
00:45:27Teamwork and luck that was a rough, man
00:45:33Another barrel up top see that and there's dude by the fire
00:45:39Those stairs right there anyway, yeah
00:45:53Oh
00:45:59Nothing it's coming over check it out
00:46:13Turn around dude or light
00:46:23People from inside
00:46:45There's two big dudes like we're literally right here
00:46:53You
00:47:03Didn't see it. You didn't see it. You didn't see it. Oh my god, they follow each other
00:47:14One's a kind of fat
00:47:23Oh
00:47:26Hey
00:47:30No
00:47:34Upstairs is clear
00:47:42This one guy
00:47:46Has something eyes, but it looked like a scroll but I don't know what it was
00:47:51But it doesn't he's not one of the steel guys right now, I could just be
00:48:05Fuck your face, dude. You're wait
00:48:10Oh
00:48:33He ran by the barrel I'm dead
00:48:40Where did he go I can't find him anywhere
00:48:52Taste
00:48:57Couldn't find anything must have left that was rough
00:49:02Actually after killing me they should be like, oh, yeah, we killed them
00:49:09Bitches
00:49:14What's um, I didn't see anything that
00:49:22Interesting
00:49:31You
00:49:41You want to do this barrel kill or me you can
00:49:46Wait, that was him. Where's the barrel? I
00:49:51Told you he ran around the barrel. He was like right there chasing me
00:49:57Nice when you kicked it, okay. Yeah out of fear hoping it would hit him, but I
00:50:04Worked the two butt buddies are in here. I still got to kill them
00:50:15You see none you see none
00:50:18Oh
00:50:24Are you dead
00:50:37You can't there's nowhere for me to go
00:50:47Thanks, brother. Oh
00:50:50my god
00:50:52They don't know where I'm at. I could see the guy through the window. Oh
00:50:59My god, I don't know down below
00:51:08That was so rough, dude
00:51:17So much
00:51:22We're so did you respond I didn't even die, okay
00:51:29Whoa
00:51:35Where'd that guy go
00:51:44Jesus that was rough
00:51:48You
00:52:01This might be the end of me brother
00:52:08As they say this can't be possible
00:52:11Dude, if you would see how this dude is looking for me right now. Goodbye, brother
00:52:18You died from fall damage
00:52:25Do you see how he's over there? Yeah walks over the top the boxes to get to me. Oh
00:52:32man
00:52:33Dude, he'd even like climb. He just pulled a Goku and slid over
00:52:42Well now that he's stuck
00:52:44Oh
00:52:46He turns into goop
00:52:52All right, we got to seal this guys
00:52:54Oh
00:53:14I don't like hearing that
00:53:25Where'd I go ale?
00:53:30Yeah, where'd I go
00:53:49Yeah, both of you look down in the same area
00:53:55I couldn't find anything
00:54:11How do you steal
00:54:13You have to kill him or you have to have the pickpocket thing
00:54:18What pickpocket skill?
00:54:21You do steal it. No, I kill him and just pick it up. Okay
00:54:36And that's number two Garrett, where'd you steal that one from
00:54:42Oh
00:54:47What no, I did it
00:54:55Oh my god
00:55:00Nothing
00:55:09You make these situations terrible
00:55:12Jesus
00:55:43You
00:55:46Come on come on, come on. I need this kill. Got it
00:55:58They are high alert, dude
00:56:06That guy's bugging out up there the one that's still
00:56:11Alerted
00:56:27Wait, what?
00:56:29Oh
00:56:37That's all it's not a good way to go
00:56:48Dude what are you in here? That guy just ran through
00:57:00Oh
00:57:04What
00:57:06Were you down there I
00:57:13Just wanted to kill that guy cuz he was just standing there
00:57:22This guy's a fucking menace, he's the one that was bugged out I think
00:57:30Right now it's just the septard
00:57:46My ankle
00:57:48Oh
00:57:58It's a good old wham punch for you to come back through disgusting dude, you're covered in it
00:58:08So now what I'm gonna crash in singing happy birthday
00:58:12Sneaking into the little trap door above the entrance is more my style you can trigger it
00:58:18Oh
00:58:30Get out as you wish sir
00:58:49Get fucked you seem to have grown even smaller little mouse
00:58:55You and your bullshit magic a talking goblin. I yeah, I can talk. Fuck you
00:59:04Can you change it to a sandwich I skipped lunch your resistance is remarkable
00:59:12Nothing personal
00:59:18Oh
00:59:20So you're using amber are you in fact it is personal
00:59:39What's going on a goblin he stole receptor
00:59:49Hmm I will find you and I'll shove that sector where the Sun don't shine
01:00:02Oh, you didn't you bit I was still there
01:00:10Man I remember this being a pain in the butt
01:00:12Mm-hmm. That was smooth
01:00:43Is hiding corpses in cupboards, oh you found it
01:01:06There's no exit from this this way what
01:01:09Interesting
01:01:21Come on game Oh bogus
01:01:39How are you already up that high I just walked across from the other ship
01:01:48My god brother, goodbye, I don't buy that for a second
01:02:01I can't jump on this. No
01:02:08You
01:02:20Is there no easy way for me up
01:02:26Damn oh you could just
01:02:30Jump off I knew you're gonna say that
01:02:33Or I can just flee
01:02:37Did you just whistle no, I like climb down
01:02:49I'm dead
01:02:55I watched I wanted to try to get up there, dude
01:03:03I didn't want to feel rushed
01:03:07Yeah, I don't know if that actually works
01:03:18All right, this is where I was yeah
01:03:24That dude is actually the one who killed you that crossbow dude or it's this one with the sword right here
01:03:29I think it's the crossbow dude. He put a crossbow in my face area
01:03:42Doesn't know he doesn't know
01:03:59Yeah, but now I gotta figure out how to get up man this boat is for hoes
01:04:07That's why you did so good
01:04:13That guy just clicked
01:04:16Did you um kill that guy before or what
01:04:24There's nothing if he looks under here that's bullshit
01:04:30Where is he
01:04:39Beautiful
01:04:43Why'd you come back
01:04:45What I opened that door and walked over here. Oh
01:04:49See how far I want
01:04:51Jesus that was
01:04:53Do it that was wait wait, but
01:05:01Shapeshifting elephant thief
01:05:09Something wrong brother. No
01:05:24Killed
01:05:2687 enemies
01:05:28There's no way
01:05:31That took us an hour and a half
01:05:35So a two-part mission
01:05:43We had 48 alerts
01:05:45Oh
01:05:52Oh
01:05:59Hello, yes, my game lagged hard and I couldn't hear you at all made a weird noise
01:06:05I
01:06:13Think I'm good, but I want to go back maybe to our hideout. Can we do that or oh, yeah
01:06:18Let me press
01:06:20Continue all this bitch. I think in front of her. Yeah
01:06:24You're not here
01:06:27I'm here now skills and stuff right here. I think we have a wardrobe. Oh, okay. Okay the base
01:06:36Oh
01:06:39Yes, I want that oh wait the potion
01:06:57Shit it's expensive to get that. Oh, man
01:07:02Shit for that achievement, though
01:07:11I got to the traps and the stupid solution. I don't want to skip it
01:07:32All right, all right, I'm good I'm gonna save and quit I think all right
01:07:46Because I still gotta um eat and let dogs out unless there's a 20-minute game, but I don't
01:07:53I don't know
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