Livestream 132-Verdun

  • 3 months ago
@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
Transcript
00:00:00You need to swap classes to the Waffen Specialist.
00:00:10Yeah, that's the one. It's the third gun.
00:00:17That looks so wicked.
00:00:19I know.
00:00:20I can get a shovel.
00:00:22Hell yeah.
00:00:25Dude, it's actually pretty beefy.
00:00:28Yeah, I know.
00:00:30Wait, I gotta unlock the previous one first?
00:00:34Yeah, you gotta unlock it and then that.
00:00:36Damn it.
00:00:41Just let me see what the guns are.
00:00:45That dude only gets a shovel and three grenades.
00:00:49Yeah, that's wild, isn't it?
00:00:52Yeah, it is.
00:00:53Imagine rocking that.
00:00:56Right.
00:00:59Okay, so this is just the rifle now.
00:01:03I will be truck computer.
00:01:06With my room handle.
00:01:19I get fart cloud.
00:01:25Please don't use that. I'm just kidding. You can do it.
00:01:29It's the only artillery I got. I don't think I can change it.
00:01:32Okay, second.
00:02:02Let me know when you're ready.
00:02:04Yeah, I'm trying to figure something out.
00:02:06I'm also doing stuff too. Sorry.
00:02:08I'm just letting you know.
00:02:32Okay.
00:03:02I can't check it because I use restream.
00:03:11I'm not sure if my YouTube has all of its options.
00:03:19The monetization stuff.
00:03:21Can you go to my stream and see if it has any options for like super thanks and that stuff when you're on it?
00:03:28It would be like a you click on the.
00:03:31I think somewhere in the video.
00:03:34If you tap the video, it'll bring up options or on.
00:03:53I'm not seeing anything.
00:04:00All right.
00:04:10Well, I guess give me a second and I will.
00:04:15Do this and see.
00:04:17Okay.
00:04:23There's YouTube emotes.
00:04:25I can use but there's nothing I can.
00:04:30It kicks me out.
00:04:42Let's see if anything's different.
00:04:55No, I can't see nothing.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:58I'm going to check on this.
00:05:01Give me a second.
00:05:02Oh, next to the emote thing.
00:05:27There's a money science is super sticker and super chat.
00:05:33Yeah, you can.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42That made me worry that I yeah.
00:05:48I didn't fix it or do anything.
00:05:52No.
00:05:57That's weird.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59Yeah, I had to use my Pokemon go spare account and actually make a YouTube channel on it, which took only a second.
00:06:09Because you can't just use your Google account and just do that.
00:06:13I guess.
00:06:16Well, all right.
00:06:17Because I was tempted to stop using restream if it's not going to give me the options to do that.
00:06:22But all is good.
00:06:23All is good.
00:06:27Since you know, it's there.
00:06:29Send me a five.
00:06:32No.
00:06:39All right.
00:06:40I'm ready.
00:06:41Ready to die and not behold.
00:06:47If I go to my loadout.
00:06:49It says MP 18 slash one equipped.
00:06:58Oh, right now you have like a what is that a heavy machine or light machine gun?
00:07:04And I have my pistol out.
00:07:08I have my broom handle Luger thing.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Well, we're not seeing the same picture.
00:07:19I was born ready to die in these trenches.
00:07:26I'm not reading that wall of text.
00:07:28Basically bad stuff.
00:07:31And there are bad guys and there are worse guys.
00:07:37Every situation.
00:07:40He's pretty much explaining the battle and why they were there.
00:07:43Remember, I'm going to take three times longer to log or to get in because my USB hard drive.
00:07:57Fuck off.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:32Halfway there.
00:08:34It likes to load to the half and then stop.
00:08:37Mine stops right above two before capture.
00:08:42When capturing an enemy sector, be sure to clear the enemies capture it faster.
00:08:51It's not frozen at least.
00:08:53Yep.
00:08:56I can hear that hard drive just screeching away.
00:09:07Who are we?
00:09:18This isn't very nice.
00:09:20I was taking forever.
00:09:22Wait, yours is taken forever.
00:09:24Yeah, I'm still in.
00:09:27Oh, I'm still waiting.
00:09:30Oh, I'm in.
00:09:35I'm spawning.
00:09:37Oh.
00:09:38Oh, main menu.
00:09:39What happened?
00:09:40Wait.
00:09:41Game servers are not add local player.
00:09:49Oh.
00:09:57My gun didn't load.
00:10:01Yeah, my game's broken.
00:10:03Is it?
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:06I'll just re-invite you.
00:10:09Yep.
00:10:12Yeah, I'm shooting nothing.
00:10:27Yep.
00:10:28Invisigun.
00:10:36I don't know what's going on.
00:10:40That was odd and loud.
00:11:05Yep.
00:11:32There he is.
00:11:33Yep.
00:11:36I'm just waiting for my Waffen-Specialist to appear.
00:11:39There he is.
00:11:41Yep, I'm ready.
00:11:48Let's see if it works this time.
00:11:56Ew.
00:12:05Hmm.
00:12:08I'm hearing a murder already.
00:12:11Oh.
00:12:12I'm like a third in.
00:12:14That's it.
00:12:19Oh god.
00:12:20This pistol has ten in the clip.
00:12:23Ten in your clip?
00:12:24Oh.
00:12:28Dude, I hear the pistol.
00:12:31It sounds ominous.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:48Oh, I heard a shot finally, but I'm not in yet.
00:12:54Oh, okay.
00:12:59Where you at?
00:13:01I'm in a hole.
00:13:03Alright.
00:13:13I'm not in.
00:13:15This is so loud.
00:13:17All the shooting and stuff.
00:13:32Where are you?
00:13:38Where are you?
00:13:45Trying to get in their trenches.
00:13:51Oh!
00:13:52Taco Man's got a trench gun.
00:13:56Yeah, I'm getting just picked apart.
00:13:59Me and this dude.
00:14:01No!
00:14:02He died.
00:14:05I'll tell your family you were really a douchebag.
00:14:08Oh my god.
00:14:13Oh no.
00:14:15Oh, I knew it.
00:14:21They're everywhere, dude.
00:14:23Dude, they really are.
00:14:26I got a hit marker of that.
00:14:31Oh!
00:14:32Wait.
00:14:33L-L-Lutton's here.
00:14:36That was the dude.
00:14:38He's on the other team.
00:14:44War never changes.
00:14:49Lutton just is camping in that trench area back there.
00:14:52I can see him.
00:14:54He's running at our teammate with a...
00:14:56Damn.
00:14:57I hate Lutton.
00:15:10Zeko.
00:15:11Gosh damn you, Zeko.
00:15:18Oh!
00:15:19Oh!
00:15:20Oh!
00:15:21Oh!
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:23Oh!
00:15:25Yeah, is that Lutton right there just standing and shooting?
00:15:38No.
00:15:41I alone own this hole.
00:15:52From where?
00:15:54From where?
00:16:11Oh my god.
00:16:13I'm pinned down.
00:16:17Are you on my left right now?
00:16:19Probably.
00:16:21Yep.
00:16:22I just killed two to your right right there.
00:16:24Again, directly in front of you.
00:16:26There are two more to your left.
00:16:29Hit one.
00:16:36Shot me.
00:16:45You can only reload it with a clip?
00:16:47Uh oh.
00:16:50Okay, so good to know.
00:16:57I've met you, brother.
00:16:59I think.
00:17:01That wasn't you, was it?
00:17:02No, I'm in the hole to your right now.
00:17:05Okay.
00:17:07I have...
00:17:08I haven't moved in a while.
00:17:14Oh my god.
00:17:17Dude, I've yet to get my gas.
00:17:20I've been waiting.
00:17:30Oh, that's you!
00:17:31Yep.
00:17:32I shot you.
00:17:36Oh no.
00:17:47This spot isn't too bad if you want to just crawl right here and shoot.
00:17:50Oh!
00:17:54From where?
00:17:55Like this spot.
00:17:56See right where I'm at?
00:17:57Yeah, but don't...
00:17:58Just shoot the thing.
00:18:03I don't like how our teammate's just crouching here, though.
00:18:07To the right!
00:18:16Oh!
00:18:29Ooh!
00:18:34I can't hear anything.
00:18:35I got hurt that bad.
00:18:36Oh!
00:18:37Taco Man.
00:18:38There's like 30 people in the trench there.
00:18:40Don't look.
00:18:44Someone dropped a corny gas?
00:18:45Is that me?
00:18:46I don't know.
00:18:48That was in, like, our area.
00:18:51I didn't drop it.
00:18:52Oh, that's a teammate.
00:18:56No, it was my teammate.
00:18:58Oh, man.
00:19:01Yeah, some weak stuff, apparently.
00:19:07Oh, I got a kill?
00:19:12Oh!
00:19:14Dude.
00:19:17Oh, god.
00:19:24I got another kill with a gas?
00:19:26What?
00:19:27I guess people don't like to use the mask.
00:19:44Oh, I was...
00:19:46Oops.
00:19:49I was executed for desertion.
00:19:53Because I charged at them.
00:20:05There's a lot going on.
00:20:13Oh!
00:20:24I see you.
00:20:25There you go.
00:20:26That's a teammate.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29Oh!
00:20:42Who the fuck did that?
00:20:53Oh, that's a bad.
00:20:54Right?
00:20:58That's a teammate.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Scared the piss out of me.
00:21:03I'm just shooting teammates.
00:21:05War is hell.
00:21:06I'm going in the trenches.
00:21:10I'm gonna fully reload before this death.
00:21:23Oh!
00:21:24Oh, I died to fall down.
00:21:25I saw.
00:21:26That was so sad, dude.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28That dude's gonna jump in behind you.
00:21:31Oh, he's dead.
00:21:32I saw him fall.
00:21:33Okay.
00:21:34I thought I saw gas.
00:21:43Why could I spawn here?
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:55Oh!
00:21:57Our teammate confused the hell out of me.
00:22:00So, I died.
00:22:03He started shooting at someone outside of the trench.
00:22:07And a dude just mowed us both down.
00:22:09That was in the trench.
00:22:19Alright.
00:22:27Oh, what the fuck?
00:22:30Did you die?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32Someone just hit me, though.
00:22:34I'm going in.
00:22:37Got him.
00:22:40What a shame he killed me.
00:22:41I was on top of the fucking bunker on the other side.
00:22:44War is hell, my dude.
00:22:57Those are enemies.
00:23:16Where?
00:23:18I didn't even see that guy.
00:23:21Damn, dude.
00:23:27We're sucking.
00:23:28Why are we just losing now?
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:41Our teammate just ran up there with a shovel and killed somebody.
00:23:45I'm here with you.
00:23:47Headshot.
00:23:57Is he dead?
00:23:58I got one dude in the head, yeah.
00:24:07Alright, should we push the point?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:20Dude, there's like four of them coming at you.
00:24:27I thought you were with me.
00:24:29I'm right behind you.
00:24:31No, because that guy shot me right in the back.
00:24:34You were not.
00:24:37Right?
00:24:46I don't know where I gotta go.
00:24:50I farted.
00:24:51I farted.
00:24:55I don't know what to say.
00:24:57Yes.
00:25:11I'm knocked.
00:25:12Nope.
00:25:13My body.
00:25:17Time's about to run out.
00:25:19We're still winning.
00:25:21Right?
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:32Oh, that was so bad.
00:25:36Not a lot.
00:25:37I was not hitting.
00:25:39It takes getting used to.
00:25:49What?
00:25:50You were the best squad mate.
00:25:52How?
00:25:53I don't know.
00:25:54Oh, I earned the most points.
00:25:57Somehow.
00:26:08I don't even know.
00:26:13Dos.
00:26:16Oh, I went with the basketball.
00:26:19Or volleyball.
00:26:21Oh, shit.
00:26:22Did you want to try that class?
00:26:24Oh, yeah, I can.
00:26:29I don't recommend the...
00:26:31Oh, the commander is odd.
00:26:33If you want to play it.
00:26:36So, escape.
00:26:37Squad.
00:26:41Waffen.
00:26:43Do you have that little pop-up?
00:26:45I'm just now getting in.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:50Did you get that?
00:26:51Yep.
00:26:52Now, you can swap.
00:26:53Oh, shit.
00:26:54Or the other one.
00:26:55If you want to.
00:26:56The bottom one is the grenader.
00:26:58Peter.
00:26:59Sturm.
00:27:00Sturm on is the flanker.
00:27:01I think.
00:27:12I'm trying to do stuff, guys.
00:27:17Oh, my...
00:27:19Why?
00:27:24What is going on?
00:27:26Jesus.
00:27:28By the way, your abilities are cute.
00:27:32Cute?
00:27:33For my ability?
00:27:35If you left-click, I think it's assault and defend.
00:27:41Otherwise, it's...
00:27:43Is that you killing everyone?
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:27:48I got shoveled.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:56This is not a bad map for it.
00:27:57Do you want to try it?
00:27:58No, dude.
00:28:00Oh, fuck you.
00:28:03So, I'm just near you.
00:28:04Thanks.
00:28:08Did you go with the rifleman?
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:10Did you go with the rifleman one?
00:28:11You did.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:16Wait.
00:28:20It's personal.
00:28:21I...
00:28:22Oh, someone took that kill.
00:28:24What was that one, dude?
00:28:26In the blue.
00:28:30Oh, that's a teammate.
00:28:32I went back in my trenches.
00:28:34Yeah, there's not a lot of teammates in the trench.
00:28:37So, this is my only gun, right?
00:28:39Uh, yes.
00:28:40I believe so.
00:28:41Unless you unlock the other class, in which you'll get a pistol and a grenade.
00:28:46And then your other one, you'll get a pistol and binoculars.
00:28:57Taco man died to my hand.
00:29:01All right.
00:29:02Let's defend our thing.
00:29:06Or are we doing that?
00:29:08Oh my god.
00:29:17Oh.
00:29:19Yeah, you'll get bonus points if you do the Q where you're standing and whatnot.
00:29:22Are you in there?
00:29:28All right.
00:29:29There's no pen.
00:29:36Go, go, go!
00:29:54We must do this, brother.
00:29:58I see you, you mad lad.
00:30:00That one.
00:30:07How do you do the gas?
00:30:09It doesn't let me do the gas.
00:30:11It charges up after a long time.
00:30:13Oh, okay.
00:30:14When you right click.
00:30:15When you're holding Q.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:18It'll either be gas, smoke, or mortar.
00:30:21Or even like a split mortar.
00:30:37I'm in a bad spot.
00:30:42How did I miss that guy?
00:30:45He doesn't know.
00:30:46He doesn't know.
00:30:48I'm in a bad spot.
00:30:52How did I miss that guy?
00:30:55He doesn't know.
00:30:56He doesn't know.
00:31:09I just sneaky sneaky up here and we'll see what happens.
00:31:17Did you fire that?
00:31:18What?
00:31:19Oh, no.
00:31:20There's a smoke.
00:31:24He didn't know.
00:31:29Oh, I died in midair.
00:31:30What?
00:31:31I was just about to spawn on you.
00:31:32Ow.
00:31:40I hate spawning way back here, man.
00:31:42I know.
00:31:48War is hell.
00:31:49Yeah, it is.
00:31:50Get out of your tree, man.
00:31:52Man, these...
00:31:53I...
00:31:54Yeah, no.
00:31:55Without a scope, I don't think I'm gonna get a long shot.
00:32:03Oh, God.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Oh.
00:32:09They're gonna execute me.
00:32:10I'm getting closer.
00:32:11Don't worry.
00:32:18Nade.
00:32:21Ow.
00:32:23Did you die?
00:32:24No.
00:32:25I crawled away just in time for it to take five of my fingers.
00:32:29Just gotta wait for them to regenerate that.
00:32:38Jeez.
00:32:42Oh, I think that's a dead body.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:48Is it F?
00:32:49Yep, F.
00:32:53Gotta reload.
00:32:55Fucking mortar, God damn it.
00:32:57Oh, fart gas.
00:33:00Oh, that guy.
00:33:08Fuck this gas, brother.
00:33:10So it was you.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13Wait, how did I not hit him?
00:33:15No.
00:33:16Wait, how did I not hit that guy?
00:33:18What?
00:33:21Hi, Jackson.
00:33:29Wait.
00:33:31Jesus.
00:33:32Sometimes I feel like I should be hitting and I'm not.
00:33:45Okay.
00:34:03Oh, my.
00:34:04Hey, brother.
00:34:06Did you shoot me, too?
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:09Tip for chat.
00:34:12We're capturing, right?
00:34:13Yeah.
00:34:14Actually, we're defending right now.
00:34:15Oh, you know what I mean, though.
00:34:19I'm just gonna spam F so I can poke.
00:34:23Alright.
00:34:24Did you do your Q?
00:34:26Left click?
00:34:27There.
00:34:28There.
00:34:29Yeah, you'll get extra points and you might buff us in the circle.
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:34Oh, I hit him.
00:34:35There's a dude coming.
00:34:38I poked him in the butt.
00:34:40There's a dude running on top of you.
00:34:42I think he's right on top of you behind you.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:51Oh.
00:34:52Ow.
00:35:09Oh, God.
00:35:10Hello.
00:35:13Should I put down more gas or no?
00:35:15Yeah, if you want.
00:35:16Yeah, always.
00:35:17We're defending this.
00:35:28Oh.
00:35:31Oh, they stabbed me.
00:35:32Was it Tacoman?
00:35:34No.
00:35:36Armadome.
00:35:38Well, Tacoman murdered me.
00:35:40Yeah, I stabbed him.
00:35:41The stab has, like, an aim assist sometimes.
00:35:44It, like, does a little...
00:35:46It's got the halo launch.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:53Fuck, I can't hit.
00:35:58How?
00:36:01How did they capture that so easily?
00:36:04I don't know.
00:36:12That dude didn't realize it was an enemy at first.
00:36:18Ow.
00:36:22There's a mortar on you.
00:36:23You're gonna have to back up.
00:36:25I'm stuck.
00:36:27Oh, there we go.
00:36:37Fucking reload up there.
00:36:39He's got the biggest gun ever.
00:36:43I think I'm behind you in your fart gas now.
00:36:46It's not my gas this time.
00:36:49Where?
00:36:51I just want to put the mask on.
00:37:01I am here.
00:37:04Put that bullet back in there.
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Oh, no, he's dead.
00:37:09Alright, so the Browning is also a gun you can shoot.
00:37:12That dude had a Browning.
00:37:13Oh, okay.
00:37:18Dude, will the gas ever be gone?
00:37:22Yeah, I don't got it anymore.
00:37:30Oh, those are teammates.
00:37:32My mask is coming off.
00:37:35Wow, I can see clearly, you know.
00:37:36Teammates are dying.
00:37:39Yeah.
00:37:50I'm dead.
00:37:53Did you get him?
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Where was he?
00:37:56He just jumped down.
00:37:57The dude who was right in front of us.
00:37:59I didn't even see him.
00:38:00Yeah, that's the scary bit.
00:38:06Oh, no.
00:38:07Mortar is going off right next to me.
00:38:11Oh, I knew it.
00:38:15Dude, some dude just shot my corpse.
00:38:17Did you want the rifle thing?
00:38:19No.
00:38:20No, you're fine.
00:38:31I can't what?
00:38:32I can't spawn.
00:38:34No one knows.
00:38:35There we go.
00:38:36They all left, right?
00:38:38No one knows.
00:38:39He knew.
00:38:42I'm dead.
00:38:45I'm fucking dead, man.
00:38:50Armando, he shot me around the corner.
00:38:54Dude, Armando is shooting really fast for bolt action.
00:39:00He's a god.
00:39:04I wonder what KD is.
00:39:06That we should check.
00:39:22Is it better to have toggle to aim or no?
00:39:26I don't have toggle on.
00:39:27I just have a bolt.
00:39:29He's 46.
00:39:31Oh, please, guys.
00:39:34Wait, wait.
00:39:38Yeah, I find it's a lot nicer to have it toggled off.
00:39:41Yeah, it actually does feel better.
00:39:51Mortar going right in the middle, apparently.
00:39:54I got to put my mask on.
00:40:00The crew is dead.
00:40:05Alright, I'm not liking this right now because I'm hitting but not killing.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:15So did you want to use it or no?
00:40:20Oh, I wonder if that was a teammate.
00:40:22No, it's fine.
00:40:23You can use a different rifle or something.
00:40:25No, I want to use it.
00:40:27It's just...
00:40:29I shot that dude and he stabbed me.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:33Damn, I'm way back here.
00:40:36Advance further.
00:40:37Bro, you spawned me back here.
00:40:40Oh, we actually won that?
00:40:43Is that what that was?
00:40:44Now we got to defend the trench that we captured.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:50I don't know how good we're going to do that.
00:40:51I just cut myself on barbed wire hardcore.
00:40:54Great.
00:40:55Hey, fuck you.
00:40:57I bleed for my country.
00:41:03That's a lot of shots.
00:41:20Gas coming.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:24I don't know how well it will be placed, but...
00:41:27I already have my mask on, so get out of my face.
00:41:32In my hole.
00:41:38I hate when people are getting in your view without meaning to.
00:41:43I'm trying to aim at that guy and I died.
00:41:45I'm pretty sure a hand went in front of my face.
00:41:50You know what I mean?
00:41:53Okay.
00:42:19Fucking bitch.
00:42:21Oh!
00:42:24Did you live that?
00:42:25No.
00:42:26God damn it.
00:42:28You got us both.
00:42:30Yeah.
00:42:31Look at that, they're all tied up.
00:42:34Oh, we can spawn a Gustav up here.
00:42:36Can you click on him?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:39Double click that bitch.
00:42:42How did they tie it up right there?
00:42:44What happened?
00:42:45Because they captured the trench we were supposed to defend.
00:42:48Oh, because our teammates weren't going in there?
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:56Teammate?
00:42:58Was that you?
00:42:59That was you!
00:43:01I jumped in, I had my mask on, dude, so I just shot.
00:43:04Yeah, I jumped in too, saw you shoot me.
00:43:11Gotta reload.
00:43:13Every bullet counts with these fuckers.
00:43:19You like how I just emerged?
00:43:23No.
00:43:26Oh, incoming.
00:43:37Oh, you took your mask off at least.
00:43:39Yep, I took it off a second ago.
00:43:41I heard an aid hit somewhere.
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:45Oh!
00:44:02Oh!
00:44:03Did you just get a clap?
00:44:05It looked like it.
00:44:06For real?
00:44:08Yeah.
00:44:10Koto?
00:44:12Yeah.
00:44:13Yeah, isn't that weird how sometimes that happens?
00:44:17Because remember I said the other night, it was like a guy shot me and the other dude at the same time.
00:44:24Which...
00:44:26Yep.
00:44:28Oh!
00:44:31That's a bad spot to sand.
00:44:40Shit.
00:44:44Defeated when lost. Great.
00:44:46Great.
00:45:10How is our teammate on that rock for so long without dying and now he's dead?
00:45:15Jesus.
00:45:25I can never get those headshots.
00:45:29Oh, that's not.
00:45:35No.
00:45:44Shit.
00:45:54Shit, man.
00:46:01Oh, I tried to stab him.
00:46:04That was dumb.
00:46:06It should have hit him.
00:46:07Shit.
00:46:13I can't spawn closer?
00:46:15Shit on you.
00:46:16Shit on you.
00:46:18Who the fuck shot at me?
00:46:21How did he shoot me through the wall?
00:46:25Because he shot me and then...
00:46:27Whatever.
00:46:28Super AI.
00:46:34Dude, there's so much fart in the ass.
00:46:37Oh.
00:47:01Wait!
00:47:03Shit.
00:47:06Oh, that guy died of gas.
00:47:09My gun jammed when there was like three people.
00:47:13I gotta reload.
00:47:18Yeah, I killed two and then the third dude got gas.
00:47:23I couldn't hit him.
00:47:33Dude, we're actually helping the team.
00:47:36You're getting a shit ton of kills.
00:47:38Dude, it's this gun.
00:47:39If I can, like, get the drop on him, I can clear the trench.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:47Sob.
00:48:02Shit.
00:48:15Gotta reload.
00:48:16Got one bullet.
00:48:19Gas incoming.
00:48:21I appreciate it.
00:48:32Shit.
00:48:40I gotta reload.
00:48:41There's a guy behind you, I think.
00:48:43It's Armando.
00:48:46Yeah, he got me too.
00:48:47I was reloading.
00:48:49Someone died to your gas.
00:48:50I saw that.
00:49:02This is the trench we gotta defend.
00:49:25Oh.
00:49:27Well, that was like an eight-man mortar kill there.
00:49:30That was wild.
00:49:31By Irvin?
00:49:32Yep.
00:49:37Gustav, stay alive.
00:49:38I know, right?
00:49:39Aww.
00:49:40Gustav, my untimed kin.
00:49:42Dude, we were dropping like flies.
00:49:45Yep.
00:49:47Got the gas.
00:49:56Aww, dude.
00:50:01Aww.
00:50:09Jesus.
00:50:10That screaming.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:16I saw blue.
00:50:17I wasn't sure if he was faking his death.
00:50:18I just outgunned Armando.
00:50:19I think he shot the girl I was hiding behind.
00:50:23Oh!
00:50:24Love him.
00:50:25He shot me through the...
00:50:27There's a lot going on.
00:50:28I wanna reload.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:35Dude, this side is not far.
00:50:52Teammate?
00:50:53Okay, teammate.
00:50:54Oh, that's not teammates!
00:50:58I need help.
00:51:00I couldn't reload.
00:51:03And I couldn't get to him.
00:51:21Aww.
00:51:24Don Fenton.
00:51:31Nade!
00:51:33Oh.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:35Ow.
00:51:49Shit.
00:52:00Fuck.
00:52:07Points are tied.
00:52:09How much longer did you want to play?
00:52:11It's up to you.
00:52:12Did you want to try the trench gun?
00:52:15We can if you want.
00:52:16No, really.
00:52:20I don't know why I got an accent.
00:52:23Does it bring you with me?
00:52:24No.
00:52:26Damn.
00:52:27Alright, quit?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:31Ugh.
00:52:44Oh, wait.
00:52:49Is that the only one with the shotty?
00:52:50I'm looking.
00:52:57Looks to be.
00:53:00Alright.
00:53:15Come on.
00:53:24And it would be specialist.
00:53:26Oh, okay.
00:53:31At least it's in the beginning.
00:53:33Uh-huh.
00:53:34I'm gonna buy this gun just to see what it is.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:40It doesn't look...
00:53:41Oh, it might be mounted if I don't look at it actually now.
00:53:44Yeah, but you can apparently shoot them anyways.
00:53:49I never figured out how, but okay.
00:53:52Alright.
00:53:54You got your shotty?
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56Champagne.
00:54:27Uh, no.
00:54:31No, I can't.
00:54:32So...
00:54:35Let's go on you guys.
00:54:38Enfield or Springfield?
00:54:40Let's try Springfield.
00:54:41See what that was.
00:54:43Alright, so...
00:54:52Ah.
00:54:57Unbalanced...
00:54:58What?
00:54:59Penalty?
00:55:02Alright, I don't like pushing him.
00:55:05Alright.
00:55:06Bayonet.
00:55:07Are you going Bayonet?
00:55:09Well, it was the free one, so yeah, I'm going Bayonet.
00:55:12Alright.
00:55:13What's with this music?
00:55:15I don't know.
00:55:18Where is all the music?
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:21I don't know.
00:55:22I don't know.
00:55:23I don't know.
00:55:24I don't know.
00:55:25Where is all...
00:55:26Oh, I see all the baddies.
00:55:31Oh, you just disappeared.
00:55:32I'm swapping classes.
00:55:38Why is that guy's back turn doing nothing?
00:55:41Cornelius Hughes.
00:55:43I don't know.
00:55:44We have a few people doing nothing.
00:55:52Alright, I can two shot at a distance.
00:55:53I'm dead.
00:55:55Nice.
00:55:59Yeah, we have some AFKers.
00:56:00It's great.
00:56:25Alright, I guess I'm going to fall back.
00:56:35Always with the executions.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:39Teammate.
00:56:56Oh.
00:57:03There's nothing I can do.
00:57:04There's an aid.
00:57:06Oh, I nicked him.
00:57:25Oh my god.
00:57:45Oh.
00:57:49What was that? What or what? I
00:57:56killed one. What? The range of it. I
00:58:00was at the max range, I think.
00:58:10Damn it. Oh, who killed me? He shot me from around the corner.
00:58:14There's a dude just sitting at that end of that tunnel. Oh, he
00:58:18moved. They're going right side. Nope, they're in the middle
00:58:26What is Marshall?
00:58:35There we go.
00:58:44That son of a gun.
00:58:49Let's smoke him out. **** I'm in the **** and he grabbed his
00:58:53**** and he grabbed his throat.
00:58:57Maybe he likes to be choked when he jerks off.
00:59:07Sorry, Armando.
00:59:13Damn, the pistol shot me so fast.
00:59:24Let me know when you want to try the shotgun.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:32It really sucks not to shoot me. No, a guy
00:59:36up there. Oh, Armando needed me.
00:59:43I can try the shotgun. Oh, do you like it or no?
00:59:47It's okay. It's very limited feeling. Alright, then
00:59:51Alright, then never mind. Just try it.
00:59:59Switch.
01:00:03There. Oh, god damn it.
01:00:11Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's a very
01:00:15limited range feeling which sucks.
01:00:19I feel like you're better off just using a rifle. Yeah.
01:00:26Because the rifle has so much damage already. Mm hmm.
01:00:30And with the range already too. Yeah.
01:00:34But maybe you'll really, you know,
01:00:38what I had the shotgun out and I just
01:00:42seen people looking at me from a distance.
01:00:49Yeah.
01:00:59Nate, of course, got me. Dude, I just slapped someone in the butt of my
01:01:03gun. Teammate killed him. Oh, that's a dead body.
01:01:11Yeah, that there's so many up in there.
01:01:15I hit him far back.
01:01:19Yup.
01:01:29See, I just got a triple with my
01:01:33**** rifle.
01:01:37I'm using whatever rifle is the original
01:01:41rifle.
01:01:45Go to shoot someone in the back, get shot in the back.
01:01:53How you liking it? Not bad.
01:01:57I bought the third one because I wanted the pistol within it. I do like it.
01:02:01That would help but I didn't want to waste my points.
01:02:11Got a reload.
01:02:23Oh, I made it in there.
01:02:27Five shots. My shotgun shot all seven of my pistol and I was stabbed.
01:02:35Oh, I almost got him.
01:02:39Yeah.
01:02:51Oh, that hurts.
01:02:55I can spawn on you.
01:02:59I'm in the enemy trench with my trench.
01:03:03That's it. Poison.
01:03:07Hit marker but no kill.
01:03:11Wait. Oh, that's a dead corpse.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:37I shot him in the legs.
01:04:07I heard Nate hit somewhere.
01:04:11I hate hearing the plane.
01:04:19This doesn't sound good.
01:04:23You heard that? Oh, I'm right next to you. No wonder you heard it.
01:04:27I'm having a connection issue. Did you see that?
01:04:31No.
01:04:37I do wish we had a pen.
01:04:41For it is mightier than the sword.
01:04:53They're coming in.
01:04:57Teammate.
01:05:01The mad layouts that just run by.
01:05:07Jesus.
01:05:27We've dug in very well, I think.
01:05:31I tried, man. I stood in there for a long time.
01:05:35Not bad when you're in the trench.
01:05:39I'm just not a fan.
01:05:47Oh, no.
01:05:51Oh, no.
01:05:55Shot me in the back.
01:05:59You know, it's
01:06:03funny that we were in there for so long and then out of nowhere
01:06:07we just lose it.
01:06:11That's what I don't like about this game.
01:06:15We were owning the shit out of it and then we all
01:06:19died in the area and it's done.
01:06:23What?
01:06:27Shit like that is annoying.
01:06:31What were we doing in there that whole time if it didn't count?
01:06:39I shot him and he didn't die with the rifle.
01:06:43Are you kidding?
01:06:47The thing is, it's a big enough rifle anywhere on the human body would kill you.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:55Spawn me way back here.
01:06:59Fucking Nazi motherfucker.
01:07:03We're the Nazis.
01:07:07Exactly.
01:07:11I swear I saw a head up there.
01:07:15Yeah.
01:07:19I got three kills in the trench before I was murdered.
01:07:23Move up.
01:07:27Shoot him, buddy. Shoot him. I'm reloading.
01:07:31Jeez.
01:07:47Nade, nade, nade.
01:07:51Ooh. Thank you whoever shot that guy.
01:07:55As I reload.
01:07:59Of course.
01:08:11Nope. Not running back.
01:08:15Oh. Victor shot me in the back.
01:08:19Plus six seconds.
01:08:23Unbalanced penalty. What is that even?
01:08:27Our team has got too many.
01:08:31Well, boo hoo. We don't play by the rules.
01:08:35We're Germans.
01:08:39I just saw my hair in the corner of my eye for a second.
01:08:43It's good shit.
01:08:47So what happened to my two teammates right there?
01:08:51Did Armando just blast through both of them?
01:08:55In that person.
01:09:07Wait.
01:09:11I'm not in the right spot?
01:09:15Oh. Oh. Doesn't matter.
01:09:19Armando is so fucking good. How many kills?
01:09:23Fifty-three, dude.
01:09:27He's like the only real amazing one on their team.
01:09:31Victor is pretty good. Oh, the Asian guy.
01:09:35They have right side completely locked down.
01:09:39Shit. That dude instantly shot me.
01:09:43I'm not understanding
01:09:47why so many of our teammates stand up top shooting.
01:09:59Damn. I hate when I have such bad shots.
01:10:03You know what I mean?
01:10:07You're like, I'm better than that. What the fuck?
01:10:11What the fuck I am.
01:10:23I do have a moth in here. Oh, is it a big ass one?
01:10:27It was in my room.
01:10:31Victor killed me with a...
01:10:35...a bombardment.
01:10:39That sucked. I go to run after spawning.
01:10:43Instant death.
01:11:01Shit.
01:11:09Dude.
01:11:29Oh, that was our teammate.
01:11:39I picked a bad spot.
01:11:53Somehow.
01:12:03Yep. It's hard to say if he's cheating or what.
01:12:07Yep. He just mowed us down.
01:12:17Yeah. You know, his gun does shoot pretty freaking fast.
01:12:29Oh, you're by Armando.
01:12:33Oh, there's a lot.
01:12:41Yep. Fall back.
01:12:49I'm dead.
01:12:53That mortar killed me. Did it kill you?
01:12:57No.
01:13:01That mortar killed me. Did it kill you?
01:13:09I hit Marker with a big rifle, right? Or was it a shotgun?
01:13:13Shotgun still.
01:13:17It's not bad when I have the pistol.
01:13:21Reliable kills with not even aiming with the shotty.
01:13:25Yeah.
01:13:29It's like a shotgun, so it's not bad.
01:13:37That was past my head.
01:13:41Yeah.
01:13:57Oh, did that even is it going to go off?
01:14:01It did, but it didn't do shit.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:19Another name.
01:14:23Oh.
01:14:39Make a triple kill with explosives. Heck yeah.
01:14:47I can't hit a moving target when I need to. Shit.
01:14:53Oh, that's a teammate.
01:14:57Oh, that's a teammate.
01:15:01Oh, that's a teammate.
01:15:05Oh, that's a teammate.
01:15:09Get out of here, Armando.
01:15:13The gas mask saved me. That's the only reason why he missed me, I think.
01:15:17Oh, a fun boy got me.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:29I hate Lutton.
01:15:33I hate him.
01:15:41Wait, how did our teammate
01:15:45die right here? Did they kill each other?
01:15:49Maybe.
01:15:53Shit, there's a grenade.
01:15:57Damn.
01:16:01You notice they tied it right there? Yep.
01:16:05How? Within seconds. Like literal
01:16:09seconds. Yeah, how does this work?
01:16:13I don't understand. Oh, there's so many right there.
01:16:17Mortars.
01:16:21Teammates. I just shot two teammates at once.
01:16:33Reload.
01:16:37Nade. Nade. Nade.
01:16:41Nade.
01:16:45Oh, I'm dead.
01:16:49Tried to get to you and I died.
01:16:53I look peaceful. Is it Victor? Yeah.
01:16:57I blew his face off. Yeah, he is a crack shot,
01:17:01dude.
01:17:05Random grenades, because I'm scared.
01:17:09Grenade.
01:17:17Nope.
01:17:27Nope.
01:17:31Blood everywhere.
01:17:39What the fuck?
01:17:59I can't hit anyone now. Damn.
01:18:03Literally, that guy is standing up there and I shoot at him and I just can't
01:18:07hit him. He's only like 15 feet away. I don't understand why
01:18:11my aim is sometimes okay and sometimes dog doo doo.
01:18:27Wait, I killed a guy with that grenade?
01:18:31There's a teammate.
01:18:35I always shoot first, ask questions later.
01:18:39Yep, that minus points is nothing.
01:18:53We won!
01:18:57We won!
01:19:01Wow, that was pure luck.
01:19:09We sure showed them.
01:19:13Most hipfire kills.
01:19:17I almost thought it said most hipster kills.
01:19:2145 and 15.
01:19:25Where is he?
01:19:29Where is that son of a bitch?
01:19:33Who? He left.
01:19:37Looting? Yep. No, the other one.
01:19:41Yeah, quit. It's a bit late.
01:19:45Yep, that's what I thought. That's a-okay.
01:19:49Like mine.
01:19:53That was really fun.
01:19:57And there's one more I think to try.
01:20:01Is it the Doughboys? It was the Doughboys.
01:20:05The Browning Automatic Rifle.
01:20:09There's 59 achievements, man.
01:20:13No, it's completely empty.
01:20:17Stream is done. Goodbye.