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00:00You need the files? I can do it. For a price.
00:09Keep your guns. I can start World War 3 with just a few lines of code.
00:13I'll need to jack in. Boot up.
00:16Man, this is some dark web sh**. This level of decryption makes the Pentagon's malware look like the Space Jam website.
00:23Hey, do I come to your house and tell you how to eat donuts? Then don't tell me how to trojan a database, okay?
00:31Click here. Yeah, and activate the dormant counter-virus tripmines. Nice try.
00:38There's a backdoor to the main sub-server, but once I'm in, that firewall's gonna come down like a ton of bricks.
00:45Password one.
00:49I'm in.
00:50Hello, I'm Adam Hailing from PartsFunknown, and that was my official audition to be WWE's new head writer.
00:56My experience is also knowing nothing about computers other than what I've seen in The Matrix,
01:00and I'd be very much up for developing a cocaine habit if that helped me to fit in.
01:04The Smackdown hacker story was no joke, like WWE's third attempt to do an
01:10oh-my-god-they're-in-our-systems hacker storyline.
01:13It was also the third to fizzle out, because they changed which superstar the entire language was being built around.
01:18They just ran out of ideas and got bored.
01:20The most obvious similar storyline was GTV.
01:23Back in 1999, some member of the WWE roster had dedicated themselves to travelling to every arena on WWE's touring schedule,
01:30getting their first hiding cameras in the bathrooms, the locker rooms, and catering,
01:35all so they could catch weird little moments of embarrassing, candid footage
01:39and slice it into the main Raw and Smackdown broadcasts,
01:42such as Al Snow picking his nose, or Val Venus and Big Show standing at a urinal,
01:47or Val mucks the size of Big Show's peen.
01:50Great content.
01:52The Angle was originally designed to be a vehicle for Goldust, but he was released in June 1999,
01:56so instead they were going to reveal it to be Tom Green,
01:58the shock comedian and whitest, straightest guy to have ever appeared on Drag Race.
02:03But that was binned off after Vince watched some of Tom Green's stuff and said he didn't think it was funny,
02:07genuinely surprised that Vince seeing Tom Green humping a dead moose
02:10wasn't him finally finding his soulmate, accidentally in love playing as they run to each other across a meadow of dicks.
02:18So, GTV was dropped randomly without fanfare, was never mentioned again.
02:22Then, there was Solomon Crowe in NXT, a.k.a. Sammy Callaghan,
02:26who was a hacker in 2015 who made colour bars on the screen appear
02:30and dicked around with the arena lights using a tablet,
02:33which is at least more technically savvy than the Smackdown hacker's tech setup.
02:37Crowe used to say stuff like,
02:38We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
02:42Turns out the scheduled programming he was talking about was NXT without Solomon Crowe in it,
02:45because he was barely on TV and got released a few months later.
02:48So, keeping in mind that WWE has no idea how to handle a hacker gimmick,
02:54let's talk about the Smackdown hacker.
02:56Glitches started appearing on Smackdown back in February of this year, 2020,
03:01glitches like this, grim omens of the year to come,
03:04editors really getting to go to town with Premiere Pro there.
03:07WWE sent out tweets like,
03:09Uh, is anyone else seeing this?
03:12So, everyone immediately realized,
03:13Oh, it's a hacker storyline, because, you know,
03:15if your primary business activity is broadcasting,
03:18that's exactly how you'd react if someone started jacking into your stream.
03:22On April 4th, the glitches digivolved into being a full-fledged hacker,
03:27complete with multiple monitors.
03:29You definitely need them to hack.
03:31Otherwise, how would you see all the code?
03:33One of which was just a tumbling green graphics from the Matrix.
03:36Because, again, no one smashes a 90s pop culture reference
03:4021 years after the fact, like the big dub.
03:43Anyway, the truth will be heard was the hacker's catchphrase,
03:45and his first and only big act was hiding a GoPro in the locker room,
03:49super babyface, and revealing that Sonya Deville was behind the whole
03:52Otis turning up late to the restaurant and getting cut by Ziggler thing.
03:55To be fair to WWE, that is a debut with at least some actual consequences,
03:59which is more than GTV ever managed.
04:01Who is this mysterious hacker?
04:04WWE cried.
04:05It's Mustafa Ali, said the internet,
04:07because he's used in the same circle logo Mustafa Ali had on his glove.
04:11And WWE were like, who could it be?
04:14And the fans were like, it's Mustafa Ali.
04:16Look, here he is on pay-per-view with the circle thing.
04:19Literally, there he is.
04:20Here's another picture.
04:21We may never know, says WWE.
04:24Maybe it's Iron Man.
04:26After Mania, the hacker kept popping up occasionally,
04:28threatening to expose tag teams who don't like each other,
04:31because that's one thing WWE need more of is tag team breakups.
04:35Good job.
04:36Random videos about anger, stuff like payback is coming.
04:41I am everywhere, said the hacker,
04:43but mostly I'm just going to be showing actual official footage from SmackDown.
04:50So the extent of the hacking is torrenting past episodes of SmackDown
04:56and just doing a bit of premiere on them and then just playing them back.
05:00He's not a hacker.
05:01He's just a regular SmackDown viewer.
05:03It's actually more disturbing.
05:04Literally, there was one promo of him,
05:06and it zoomed out to all this footage of SmackDown stars.
05:10But literally, it was all from the network.
05:13He's not everywhere.
05:14He's just got 16 monitors and a monthly subscription.
05:16It's like us having a subscription to the Wrestling Observer
05:19and claiming we're hacking into the wrestling journalism industry.
05:22Also, occasionally, the hacker showed stock footage of crowds
05:24with white squares over their faces because facial recognition
05:28and watch underscore dogs and wake up sheeple.
05:31Then in May, the hacker quietly f***ed off.
05:34Literally, they ran an angle about Jeff Hardy getting framed for a DUI,
05:38a time where someone who's tapped into all the security cameras
05:40and has a taste for justice could be useful, but no.
05:44The reason why it was dropped was that Ali, who, shock twist, was the hacker,
05:49wanted to switch brands to Raw because he didn't think Bruce Prichard,
05:52who was running SmackDown at the time, had his best interests at heart.
05:55He wanted to work with Paul Heyman on Raw.
05:57He was moved over quietly, and then all of Heyman's pitches for Vince
06:01about this Raw hacker storyline, they were all rejected by the big man,
06:06so nothing happens with Ali for a bit.
06:09And then retribution happens, taking the very kind of vague ethos
06:14of WWE will be brought to justice and giving it an Antifa
06:19by way of Party City vibe rather than hacking, and it is a great success.
06:24Then, last month, randomly, literally one line in a promo,
06:27Ali reveals, oh yeah, you guys remember the SmackDown hacker?
06:30That was me.
06:31Cool.
06:33F***ing let me have a go.
06:39Now, this isn't a rebooking of retribution,
06:41just going to let that corpse stop thrashing before we head in there
06:44with autopsy gloves and waiter's boots, but as much as it was a sort of
06:4790s era whodunit, a pop cultural throwback and a load of old s***,
06:51a mysterious person hacking into one of the most speculated about locker rooms
06:55and most draconian behind-the-scenes management teams in entertainment
06:58could have been, at the very least, a bit of fun.
07:01First of all, doesn't make sense that WWE would not freak the f*** out
07:06about someone hijacking their show.
07:09Like, their programming is the thing that they do.
07:13The idea that someone dicks with their broadcast
07:15and the only people who react are WWE's Twitter account
07:18with the wide eyes looking sideways emoji.
07:21It's just, it's another one of those moments with WWE ignoring its own stakes,
07:26robbing their own high concepts of their own weight
07:30because they can't follow through on weekly storyline progression.
07:33It's like giving retribution contracts.
07:35Just commit to the thing and we'll come with you eventually.
07:40Look at the Otis Mandy storyline.
07:41It's dumbass derivative comedy,
07:44but it had small but noticeable progression every single week.
07:47A whodunit. The culprit made sense.
07:49We knew what every player in the drama actually wanted
07:53and it resulted in actually the most built storyline going into WrestleMania 36,
07:58if you can f***ing believe that.
08:00The hacker storyline should be like that.
08:01It doesn't have to be serious.
08:03It shouldn't be serious, really.
08:05It's a hacker storyline.
08:07Doesn't have to be main event.
08:08Doesn't have to last till Mania.
08:10Doesn't have to result in a new star getting a world championship.
08:12It can be a cartoon.
08:14But even cartoons understand the point of set up and payoff.
08:17Wile E. Coyote had to set up the trap first,
08:20have an idea of how the trap was supposed to go,
08:22activate the trap, and then it backfires.
08:25If WWE did Looney Tunes, Wile E. Coyote would just set up his trap.
08:29The next week it would show him setting up the same trap
08:31and then we wouldn't see anything for a few weeks.
08:33Then Wile E. Coyote would come out and cut a promo about all these traps he's set up
08:37and then he'd be quietly released to bump a stock price.
08:40So the first thing to figure out, which WWE almost never do
08:44before they start a whodunit angle,
08:46is whodunit.
08:48Then, how are WWE going to react to it?
08:50Also, what does the hacker want?
08:52Because that's the root of all storylines.
08:54That's why retribution doesn't work.
08:56What they want is really unclear and at odds with their actions.
09:00So why does the hacker want the truth to be known?
09:03So we start in January at the Royal Rumble.
09:06Chad Gable, currently known as Shorty G
09:09because the universe is a vast, unfeeling expanse
09:12and compassion is just something humans invented by mistake.
09:15He's fresh off some aimless tagging with Mustafa Ali
09:18when Sheamus returns and beats the dog piss out of Shorty G
09:22because he's short and because Sheamus is a knob.
09:25This builds to a match at the Rumble which Shorty G loses
09:29and he looks properly pissed off about it.
09:32As he storms to the back, he shoulder barges over a cameraman
09:35who falls and clatters and it could have been a mistake
09:39but it might not have been.
09:41It's unclear. It's just a bit messy.
09:43Shortly after the Rumble, WWE announced that they and Chad Gable
09:47have come to terms on Gable's release
09:50which would probably be a big shocker.
09:53Upset a lot of people because Chad Gable is really great.
09:58At this point, you release Gable for a quick spin
10:00of the YouTube shoot circuit.
10:02Have him accept all interviews
10:04and then have him be very angry towards WWE.
10:07Give him the green light to pew pew shoot on the big dub
10:11because interviews are all about looking for that one quote.
10:13Normally, when a WWE superstar leaves the company,
10:15unless their bridge is totally burned like Scott Stein
10:19or if they have big plans elsewhere like Jon Moxley,
10:21they're normally just quite nice about WWE
10:24because you never want to say never.
10:26No one's going to bury the company
10:28in case they might go back.
10:30Chad Gable, however, rips into WWE.
10:33The WWE system is broken.
10:36That's the pull quote from all of these interviews.
10:38All interviews ever want is that one incendiary soundbite.
10:41That one quote and that's the one.
10:43Gable says,
10:44If WWE keeps treating its talent like it does,
10:47then one day someone's going to make them suffer for it.
10:51So WWE goes on, ignores the bad press as they always do
10:56but this time they're behind it.
10:58Chad Gable has been planted by them
11:01into a narrative outside of the company.
11:04They've essentially hacked the IWC.
11:07Aren't I pleased with myself?
11:09So in February, the glitches start
11:11and the message that comes through
11:12that can just about be seen through all the grain and distortant
11:15is the phrase,
11:16You were warned.
11:18In late February after the Saudi show,
11:19Mustafa Ali makes his return to WWE television.
11:22He talks about his time away from our screens.
11:25In a backstage interview, someone asks,
11:26Oh, were you injured, Ali?
11:28He says,
11:29No.
11:30Oh, okay.
11:31Were you taking time off to see family?
11:34No.
11:35Oh, why were you away?
11:38Did they tell you I was away?
11:40Because I was here.
11:41You just didn't see me
11:43because they didn't see anything in me.
11:45Sheamus squares up to him.
11:47Welcome back, fella.
11:49Not doing the voice.
11:50See, I've made a bit of a habit recently
11:52of taking short, tempered guys
11:55and sending them home where they belong.
11:59And I'd be happy to do the same to you.
12:01Main event of SmackDown,
12:02Ali's first match back in months
12:04versus Sheamus.
12:06He's probably got quite a bit of heat
12:08after the Chad Gable thing.
12:10The match goes on with Ali fighting his face
12:11when the screens glitch again
12:14and the feed at home stops.
12:16Stop.
12:21The live crowd don't notice the end of the match,
12:22however you want, Ali,
12:23getting a roll-up followed by a Sheamus beatdown.
12:25Go full WWE with it.
12:27Why the f*** not?
12:28But at home,
12:29the last five minutes of SmackDown
12:31are legitimately just replaced
12:33with a repeating loop of puppies playing football.
12:36Like the show does not come back
12:38and then it just ends.
12:40WWE issue a press release
12:42apologizing to Fox and to the fans
12:45for the outage,
12:46claiming that their feed was compromised
12:48by an outside source.
12:49The police have been contacted
12:51and they trust the relevant authorities
12:53to make sure this never happens again.
12:55Because that's what WWE would do
12:59if their stream was actually hacked.
13:01The next episode of SmackDown proceeds as usual
13:03for a while.
13:04Then, during another match,
13:06the screen crackles again
13:07and cuts to security camera footage
13:09of the WWE production truck.
13:11The date of the footage is last week's SmackDown.
13:14There are puppies on all the screens
13:16and people are freaking out.
13:18The footage shows Vince McMahon
13:20storming into the production truck,
13:22screaming for a technician
13:23to get SmackDown back on the air.
13:25Technician says,
13:26we can't do it
13:27and Vince slaps the guy out of his chair.
13:30The screen then flashes up the message,
13:31the company that knows how to treat its employees.
13:34WWE release another statement
13:36that Vince has privately apologized
13:38to the WWE employee in question
13:40and that Vince has given him adequate compensation
13:42for distress caused in the fallout
13:44of a high-tension incident.
13:46Off the back of this,
13:47WWE puts together an internal task force
13:49to root out whoever's doing this.
13:51Baron Corbin and Sheamus
13:52are seen emerging from Vince McMahon's office.
13:54They've been given extraordinary locker room powers
13:58to track down whoever's doing this.
14:00Over the weeks, they go on a tear.
14:02They spot someone they don't know backstage
14:04on a laptop.
14:05Who are you?
14:06We've never seen you before.
14:07Oh, I'm new.
14:08I've been hired to write for the website.
14:10Convenient, says Corbin.
14:11Considering the website isn't here.
14:13Well, I just wanted to see how the shows were being run.
14:16Sure you did, fella.
14:17They smash his laptop.
14:19They drag him out to the ring.
14:21Baron Corbin says,
14:22let this be a message to everyone backstage.
14:24We are watching you.
14:25They proceed to beat the hell out of this new writer,
14:27which is apparently a similar enough experience
14:29to all the new writers you met JBL
14:30for the first time back in the day.
14:32Great company.
14:33They hit him with repeated finishers.
14:35Next day, WWE.com report that the writer
14:38has filed a huge lawsuit against WWE.
14:41WWE apologizes for the behavior of its employees,
14:44Sheamus and Baron King Corbin.
14:46Both men have been fined significant amounts of money.
14:49So now we've set up the status quo for a bit.
14:52The two sides in opposition to each other,
14:54and we just let the storyline run each week.
14:57It'd be like the 24-7 title.
14:58Just make the segment inventive and fun,
15:00and you can run it.
15:01Corbin and Sheamus turning up to SmackDown wearing suits,
15:03believing they're this very important task force.
15:06And each week, they f*** it up.
15:08This is a stupid Vince Russo-style gonzo angle, right?
15:11So go full Russo and give the task force
15:13a stupid name with a stupid acronym every single week.
15:17Have Sheamus and Corbin call themselves, for example,
15:19they probably shouldn't use this one,
15:21but the Coalition Undermining Net Tyranny.
15:24But every week, they change their acronym
15:26because they realize they've embarrassed themselves.
15:28It's like a cartoon.
15:29Wile E. Coyote versus Road Runner.
15:31This is a very silly story,
15:33but it's clear what's going on.
15:34It's being treated with just the right amount of context.
15:38You could sort of believe that this is what silly WWE would do,
15:42and though you don't know who the hacker is,
15:44you can sort of guess what the hacker wants.
15:46Revenge against WWE.
15:48Exposing the company.
15:50Before WrestleMania, the hacker releases the info
15:52about Sonya Deville and Ziggler working together.
15:54Message on the screen, no secrets in the locker room,
15:57with Ali's little circle logo making its first appearance.
16:01So, Sheamus and Corbin now calling their task force
16:04People Regulating Internet Communal Kindness
16:07are convinced it's Ali,
16:09because they've got eyes and a memory.
16:11After all, this first hack happened during your match,
16:14and about the same time you came back,
16:16they smash him around the locker room,
16:18leaving him in a heap.
16:20Corbin and Sheamus are convinced that Ali's the hacker,
16:22so they ask to be booked in a handicap match against him.
16:24First match of Mania, first night.
16:26They figure if they hospitalize him,
16:28the Mania stream will be safe.
16:30Baron Corbin tells Sheamus to wait outside
16:32while he goes into Vince's office to make this match official.
16:35So, at Mania, it's Ali versus Corbin and Sheamus,
16:38now called the Web Awareness Network
16:40Keeping Entertainment Respectable.
16:42Ali does well by himself,
16:44puts on a great WrestleMania showcase,
16:46but, you know, he's also outnumbered.
16:48However, during the match, the screen flickers again
16:50and shows backstage footage
16:52of the meeting Baron Corbin had
16:54with Vince the week before on SmackDown.
16:56He says that so far, all the mistakes
16:58have been Sheamus' fault.
17:00How can you expect me to do my job
17:02when I'm partnered with this giant vanilla dumbass?
17:04Sheamus bro-kicks Baron Corbin
17:06before Ali super-kicks him
17:08and lays him out with the 054
17:10to pick up the huge win.
17:12So, after WrestleMania, Corbin and Sheamus,
17:14now calling themselves the team
17:16officially safeguarding SmackDown's every resource,
17:18announce they're going to do things lo-fi,
17:20the old-fashioned way.
17:22The SmackDown hacker thinks
17:24they're doing the right thing, do they?
17:26Exposing corruption.
17:28We're going to give the SmackDown hacker a chance
17:30to do the right thing. Every week, we're going to pick
17:32the name of a random SmackDown superstar
17:34out of a hat, and then
17:36you'll see what happens.
17:38First name they pick, Drew Gulak.
17:40Throughout the show, they brutalize
17:42Gulak. Bring him out,
17:44put him through the announce table,
17:46and they say, hacker, this will
17:48keep happening until you
17:50reveal yourself. The next week,
17:52they do the same with Jeff Hardy.
17:54Pull the name out of a hat, kick the piss out of him.
17:56The week after that, they pull
17:58Naomi's name out of the hat.
18:00They drag her out to the ring. Before they
18:02can attack her, the screen flickers
18:04and the hacker appears on screen wearing some sort
18:06of featureless mask. You know, like
18:08Looking Glass did in Watchmen. They also have
18:10a distorted voice. They say,
18:12As long as you don't let go,
18:14I promise to reveal
18:16myself. I have money
18:18in the bank. Corbin and Sheamus agree,
18:20they let Naomi go. Then the hacker says,
18:22I see you have money in the bank.
18:24Also, look to the enemies
18:26you've raised. The lights flicker, go out,
18:28and when they come back up, Jeff Hardy and Drew Gulak
18:30are there and beat the hell out of Sheamus and
18:32Corbin. So a tag match is made for Money in the Bank.
18:34Gulak and Hardy versus Corbin
18:36and Sheamus with the promised reveal
18:38of the Smackdown hacker. Because
18:40honestly, you can't really
18:42keep this storyline going forever. Who done it's
18:44wear out their welcome fast.
18:46And this has technically been happening since February.
18:48So, ticked off. At the pay-per-view,
18:50we have the tag match with Sheamus and
18:52Corbin now calling themselves the Friday
18:54Action Twosome, neutralizing
18:56underhanded threats succinctly.
18:58They face off against Gulak
19:00and Hardy. Before the match, they tell the camera
19:02guy to turn off the Titantron.
19:04In fact, turn off every
19:06single screen in the
19:08arena. There's going to be no distractions
19:10in this match. They even tell the crew to turn
19:12off the arena lights. Nothing
19:14remotely controlled that can be hacked
19:16into. Instead, they rig up spotlights
19:18around the ring, powered by their own
19:20separate generator, and the match happens
19:22in weird lo-fi darkness.
19:24This is what it's come to. This is the
19:26consequences of a hacker on a
19:28major television broadcast. Without
19:30anything for the hacker to use to distract them, Sheamus
19:32and Corbin can cheat to get this victory.
19:34Get a little bit of heat back. They shine
19:36a spotlight right in Jeff's eyes before he
19:38hits the Swanton, for example.
19:40After the match, they demand, you know, everything
19:42be turned back on, and they demand
19:44the hacker reveal themself. The
19:46hacker appears on the screen
19:48wearing his mask. He reveals
19:50himself to be, of course,
19:52Chad Gable. He
19:54says, when it comes to revenge,
19:56I'm ready, willing,
19:58and Ethernet Gable.
20:00He doesn't say that. He doesn't
20:02say that. Instead, while
20:04the message is playing, and Corbin and Sheamus are
20:06watching, Chad Gable runs into the arena
20:08in street clothes, lays out both men
20:10with German suplexes, and runs off, chased
20:12by a team of security guards. Later on
20:14in the pay-per-view, just to sort of
20:16finish off the world building
20:18and make sure that everything's got consequence,
20:20during the Money in the Bank match at WWE HQ,
20:22when Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles crash
20:24into Vince's office, Vince can be heard
20:26on the phone shouting that he wants
20:28Gable on SmackDown. We're gonna make
20:30his life a living hell. Just sort of tie
20:32it all up. So Gable returns
20:34on SmackDown, and Sheamus and Corbin,
20:36now calling themselves the Consortium
20:38Opposing Chad's Keyboard
20:40Sabotage, offer him a contract.
20:42Vince wanted to
20:44have you arrested. Originally,
20:46you know, I think you should have been
20:48arrested, you little punk. But he decided
20:50that he wants you back on the
20:52SmackDown team. Can't believe you did it all
20:54by yourself, Chad. Vince respects the
20:56hustle. Congratulations, you're
20:58back on Team Blue. Chad reads
21:00the contract, signs it, and Corbin
21:02says, because now, Vince
21:04McMahon owns you.
21:06And now any accidents that happen
21:08in the workplace are nice
21:10and legal. Gable says,
21:12figured as much, which is why
21:14it's very important that I
21:16didn't do this all by myself.
21:18The lights go down, the
21:20screen flickers, the hacker appears again
21:22on the screen, removes his mask
21:24to reveal Ali. They were
21:26working together the
21:28whole time. The lights come
21:30back up, and Ali is standing in the ring
21:32with Gable, the two of them fight off Corbin
21:34and Sheamus. So you get Ali
21:36and Gable versus Corbin and Sheamus
21:38at Backlash. Ali and Gable
21:40win the match. However, after the match, either
21:42on the pay-per-view itself or on SmackDown,
21:44Corbin and Sheamus blindside Ali and Gable
21:46with their car literally, like, hit by
21:48a van the two men are driving. Vince McMahon
21:50sends his regards, says Corbin
21:52and Ali and Gable are injured by
21:54the two men. At the Horror Show at Extreme Rules,
21:56whilst Gable and Ali are recuperating,
21:58Sheamus and Corbin, the
22:00duo-issuing corporate
22:02knockouts, beat The New Day to become
22:04the new SmackDown Tag Team
22:06Champions before Ali and
22:08Gable return. Then it's Ali
22:10and Gable versus Sheamus and Corbin
22:12for the tag belts at SummerSlam,
22:14making the storyline run this long
22:16because you've got to use the
22:18Thunderdome somehow. It's such
22:20a visual gimmick. So during the match,
22:22Sheamus and Corbin have cheated to have
22:24the upper hand when suddenly
22:26all of the fan video screens
22:28go black, one by
22:30one. Suddenly, across all the
22:32screens flash the words
22:34You were warned. And the fan cams
22:36come back, but with everyone wearing
22:38the hacker face masks.
22:40Which is very simple to do. You literally just film
22:42a whole bunch of setups of, like, literally
22:44get all your employees to just wear a face
22:46mask at home and then you just repeat that footage
22:48like all around the arena. It'll
22:50look great. Ali and Gable use this distraction
22:52to become SmackDown Tag Team Champions
22:54and hooray!
22:56You've got two new teams
22:58in your tag division. So that's how I do it.
23:00I know it's silly. It's stupid.
23:02But it's the SmackDown Hacker
23:04storyline. At least this way you make a few
23:06new teams for your anemic tag division.
23:08You give talented guys something
23:10to do and you just commit
23:12to the bit. You know, if there's going to be
23:14a hacker, commit to it.
23:16Just have some consequences. I'm
23:18begging you, WWE. Just
23:20commit to the bit.
23:22Unless that bit is Raw Underground. Then it's
23:24fine. And that is how I would book the
23:26SmackDown Hacker. What would you like me to
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