WWE.Raw.05.23.05.Lita.Segment
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00:00here. You think you know me?
00:09Oh, look at this.
00:12Oh, look at this fair.
00:18And you saw at the top of the broadcast how the finals of the
00:21Gold Rush Tournament went down last week.
00:24Indeed Edge won the tournament, but certainly, certainly not
00:29without major assistance from Kane's wife, Lita.
00:33She's a two-timer.
00:34She's a backstabber.
00:35She's a homewrecker.
00:36You can take that to the bank.
00:38And apparently, that's exactly what Mr.
00:40Money in the Bank has done.
00:43Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lita and Edge.
00:48I'll tell you what, in my own opinion, these two got a hell of
00:52a lot of explaining to do.
00:55Well, the picture's worth a thousand words.
00:58Check that out.
01:00I've seen the picture.
01:01What are these guys?
01:02Are these bank guards?
01:03Some of these guys are?
01:19Throw your stones.
01:20Go ahead.
01:21I'm here.
01:23I seem to have forgotten that I'm in an entire room full of
01:27saints, so go ahead and pass judgment.
01:32But you know what I did to Kane?
01:35Women do all the time.
01:39They use their husbands.
01:42I mean, can you blame me?
01:45Can you really blame me?
01:48Where do I start?
01:49Maybe, or maybe the kidnapping, the whole boiler room incident.
01:55Oh, yeah.
01:56Maybe forcing me into having sexual relations with him.
02:03And then I got pregnant.
02:08Oh, and let's not forget the marriage that I didn't want to
02:10be in either.
02:14And because Kane couldn't protect me, I lost my baby.
02:21So the way I see it is Kane owes me.
02:25Yeah, Kane owes me.
02:28So I used him.
02:30Big deal.
02:33I used Kane to take care of Trish and anything else my heart
02:38desired.
02:41All I had to do
02:44is close my eyes
02:48and pucker up
02:49and give him a really gross, big, wet kiss.
02:56But I had Kane wrapped around my finger.
03:01Let's get one thing straight.
03:12Just because I've had more action in the past few months than
03:16the past few months than any of you have in your entire lifetime.
03:20Don't be jealous of me, okay?
03:28So let's get one thing straight, okay?
03:31Kane,
03:35I never loved you.
03:40I could never love a sick, twisted,
03:45sweaty freak like you.
03:52While you were running my errands, doing whatever I wanted,
03:56following me around like a cute little puppy dog,
04:01I was busy falling in love.
04:06I fell in love with a real man.
04:16Kane, you could never satisfy me.
04:28In fact, no man that I've ever been with could have satisfied me.
04:37Except one.
04:39The man I've been seeing behind your back for months now.
04:47The next World Heavyweight Champion.
04:56Edge.
05:03Oh, this feels good. This feels really good.
05:08You know, you can call her a slut.
05:22But she's my slut.
05:30And we don't owe them an explanation or an apology.
05:33They couldn't walk a foot in our boots, let alone a mile.
05:39And the only reason you say anything,
05:41the only reason you say anything is because you're all jealous.
05:50Jealous because we look the way we do.
05:55Because we do the things we do.
06:01And you're all jealous because I got this fiery, red-headed sex pot by my side.
06:09Oh, are you a little jealous, JR? Look at—
06:12Whoa. Pathetic.
06:18I'm on top of the world.
06:22I got the girl.
06:24And tonight, I get the world title.
06:38You see, at WrestleMania XXI,
06:41I went through five of the best superstars in this industry
06:45to become Mr. Money in the Bank.
06:53And in the Gold Rush Tournament, I beat Jericho.
06:57I beat Shawn Michaels and put him on the shelf.
06:59And I beat Kane.
07:01And I beat Kane.
07:07And tonight, Batista, I go through you.
07:16Say what you want, but you all know it's true,
07:18because tonight—tonight, I claim my destiny.
07:23I grab the throne, and I become the new world heavyweight champion.
07:32Bank on it.
07:47All right. I'm at a loss. This is hideous.
07:50Absolutely two pathetic human beings.
07:53It's like he's been making a—he's been making a—
07:56Absolutely two pathetic human beings.
07:59It's like he's been making a night deposit.
08:02But the issue is that Edge has been on a roll.
08:06Like it or not, he has been on a roll.
08:09And tonight could be the biggest night of this professional life
08:14when he gets the opportunity to wrestle for the world's heavyweight title.
08:18But what these two have done to another human being's life
08:22is absolutely repulsive in my view.
08:27Man.
08:32You heard Edge. The words right out of his own mouth.
08:35Tonight's his night. World champion. Bank on it.
08:40The sad thing about it is that might well be true.