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00:00And now, DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda, Legends of Awesomeness.
00:25We are the legends of the Kung Fu Panda.
00:32Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame.
00:36He climbed the mountaintop and earned the dragon warrior name.
00:41Kung Fu Panda.
00:46Master a shifu, saw the warrior blossom.
00:50And master the skills of bodacious and awesome.
00:54Kung Fu Panda.
00:59He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious fire.
01:03Protect the valley, something, something, something, something alive.
01:08Kung Fu Panda.
01:12Legends of Awesomeness.
01:15Sweet.
01:24You ready to do this?
01:31Oh, I was born ready.
01:33Oh, hold on.
01:36Just a sec.
01:37Okay.
01:38I'm good.
01:41Steel the fool.
01:54Unguarded moment.
02:12I call that pillars of the ouch.
02:15Good name.
02:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, you two.
02:20You're supposed to be stilt walking ads for my shop.
02:24I'm not paying you to mess around.
02:26You're not paying us at all.
02:28Good thing, too.
02:29Still not sure how guys on stilts help advertise noodles?
02:33It's how the restaurant business works.
02:35Now stilt walk, you monkey.
02:50Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view.
02:54There's the Jade Palace.
02:57And the Bamboo Forest.
02:59And a cute girl, an old dude, some bandits.
03:03Bandits!
03:10Oh, please.
03:12We have no valuables.
03:14Yeah?
03:15What do you call this?
03:16Don't touch that.
03:18You heard the lady.
03:25Wow, she's even cuter close up.
03:53Oh, flying goat surprise.
03:56Cute and knows kung fu?
03:58A little.
04:00Don't mess with the goat, girl.
04:02Seriously, don't!
04:05Whoa, whoa, I'm not a bad...
04:07I'm just kidding.
04:09No, I'm not!
04:12Mess with the goat, you get the hooves.
04:31You all right?
04:34My palms are sweating, my heart is racing, and I'm tingly all over.
04:39I think she got me with the clove-and-hoofed exploding head technique.
04:42Uh, clove-and-hoofed exploding head technique actually explodes your head.
04:47I think maybe you're in love.
04:51Love?
04:53No way.
04:54Not this...
04:59Did my head just explode?
05:00I can't feel my face.
05:02Oh, wait.
05:03There it is.
05:04On my face.
05:05I can't thank you enough for helping us in our time of need.
05:10Lu Xi is to be married tomorrow.
05:12Marr...
05:14I see.
05:15Lucky guy.
05:16Anyone I know?
05:18Well, I never even met him.
05:20Oh, it's one of those arranged dealios.
05:23Yeah, pretty stoked about it.
05:25He's called the Dragon Warrior.
05:33My head definitely exploded.
05:39We erased the marriage years ago, Po.
05:42You and Lu Xi were just babies.
05:46Kind of a big deal.
05:47Seems like something a guy tells his son.
05:50Hell, back then, money was tight and dishes were very expensive.
05:56I couldn't afford to keep replacing them.
05:59Lu Xi, the potter, offered to keep me fat with dishware
06:03if I agreed that one day you would marry his daughter.
06:17So you traded him for plates?
06:19And bowls.
06:21That's how the restaurant business works.
06:26Lu Xi, give Po his present.
06:29Yes, sir.
06:30Po, I understand that you like action figures.
06:34Yeah, well, I did.
06:36When I was a kid, a long time ago.
06:40Not really.
06:42I collect them, too.
06:44Is that a Master Shifu?
06:47The monobrow variant!
06:49That's the worst one there is!
06:51I know!
06:52It's yours now.
06:54Or ours.
06:55I want to go through with the whole marriage thing.
06:58Wait, wait, wait!
06:59Just so we're clear.
07:01You're pretty, funny, good at kung fu, you love dumplings,
07:05and you collect action figures?
07:10I'm getting married!
07:12What?
07:13You're kidding, right?
07:15Meet the future Mrs. Dragon Warrior.
07:18Hey there, Furious Five.
07:21Worship you, totally trying not to spaz.
07:24I know it's kind of sudden.
07:25Except for the it was arranged when we were babies part.
07:34Okay, now I'm spazzing.
07:36Is it wrong to ask you to sign my belly?
07:39Is this a joke?
07:40No joke?
07:41Well, looks like somebody gets to plan a wedding!
07:45Can it be me?
07:46Please say yes!
07:48Go crazy.
07:51Oh, Lu Xi, I'd like you to meet...
07:53Master Tigress!
07:58I'm kind of a mega-fan.
07:59No, a lot.
08:00Seriously.
08:01It's like such an honor.
08:04Hang on.
08:05You want to marry him?
08:09Uh-huh.
08:11Really?
08:12Whoa, Tigress!
08:14Never begged you for the jealous type.
08:17Jealous?
08:18You must be kidding.
08:19Oh, a word?
08:24I'll be watching you.
08:26Okay.
08:27I'll try not to look all...
08:34Odd.
08:35I'll try not to look odd.
08:37Marriage is a big step, Po.
08:39And you just met this girl.
08:41Are you sure you're ready?
08:42Well, we are combining our action figure collections, so...
08:46There's that, Po.
08:48If Lu Xi is the wife of the Dragon Warrior,
08:51she will be a kidnap target of every villain and scoundrel in the land.
08:55Wow, I hadn't thought of that.
08:57You'll be putting her in grave danger.
08:59That's why the rules of the Sacred Onyx Shaolin are so specific.
09:03Specific how, specifically?
09:06You really don't know, do you?
09:10You'll have to step down as the Dragon Warrior.
09:14What?
09:15Give up being the Dragon Warrior or give up Lu Xi?
09:18I can't do that.
09:19Which one?
09:20Either.
09:21Being Dragon Warrior is the greatest.
09:23I'd never give that up.
09:25Unless...
09:26What if Lu Xi is my one shot at happiness?
09:29I don't want to wind up old, sad, and alone like my dad, or...
09:35It's just...
09:36What's the point of having this argument?
09:38I don't know.
09:40It's just...
09:41What's the point of having this awesome life if I've got no one to share it with?
09:48It's your decision, Po.
09:50No one else can make it for you.
09:52Are you sure?
09:53Because I'd really rather you just told me what to do and not go along with it.
09:57The Dragon Warrior follows his heart.
10:00The Dragon Warrior does not let others make up his mind.
10:11Gah!
10:21Crane wants to meet with us later to go over the seating chart and...
10:25Po, are you okay?
10:27Huh?
10:28Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
10:31Sorry.
10:36You're having second thoughts.
10:38What?
10:39No way!
10:41Kind of.
10:42I mean, look, meeting you was the most amazing thing that's happened to me since...
10:46Since I became the Dragon Warrior.
10:51Do what your heart tells you, Po.
10:53Don't let me sway you!
10:58But it's all happening so fast!
11:01As Dragon Warrior, you've sacrificed so much to protect the Valley of Peace, Po.
11:07But to run from true love would be like running from a great battle.
11:11We'd always wonder, what if?
11:17Maybe you're right.
11:31We'll put the bride's guests over here.
11:33But if it's lopsided, we can spread the fight dummies around.
11:36So he's going through with the wedding for sure?
11:39Not for sure.
11:40But don't tell Crane, or you'll crush his dreams.
11:43No, no, no!
11:45You're using too many flowers in one spot!
11:47Spread the blossoms, and spread the...
11:53Joy.
11:54You might want to reinforce that lattice.
11:57Just saying.
11:59I don't want to spend my life wondering, what if?
12:02So, I'm going to marry Lucy.
12:05And give up being the Dragon Warrior.
12:08Or not do that.
12:11Po.
12:12I know, right?
12:14Okay, I've decided.
12:16I'm getting married.
12:18Unless you think...
12:19Congratulations, Panda.
12:21I'm proud of you.
12:23And I wish you all the happiness in the world.
12:33Po.
12:46Po must really love you to give up being Dragon Warrior.
12:49Tigress!
12:50I guess you must really love him too.
12:53I...
12:55Care for Po.
12:56Care for him?
12:58Or using him?
13:03Who is this?
13:04It's not what you...
13:11Walk away, lady.
13:13Totally facing off with Master Tigress, so cool!
13:18Tigress, I don't want to hurt you.
13:21Trust me, you won't.
13:26Tigress, stop!
13:28Stay out of this, Panda.
13:29This is how girls discuss things.
13:32Tigress, I know you've cried your little eyes out that you and I aren't together.
13:37What?
13:38Don't be a hero.
13:39See, there's a tear right...
13:41No.
13:42Wow, do you ever blink?
13:45Look, what you and I had was just a figment of your imagination.
13:49Had?
13:50Past tense.
13:52It's a grammar thing, look it up.
13:54Lucy, are you hurt?
13:56But Po, she is...
13:57Tigress!
13:59Stop embarrassing yourself with your jealousy-jealous behavior!
14:03This is my life, and I need to start living it for me.
14:14Great job fixing the lattice, Crane.
14:16Reinforced and ready for action.
14:19No touchies.
14:21Crane, ever think of a second career as a wedding planner?
14:24No, no, no.
14:26Why, are you thinking of tying the knot?
14:36Po, I...
14:37Don't make a scene, Tigress.
14:39I've made my decision, kind of.
14:41And it's the right one, possibly.
14:43I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.
14:47You were right.
14:49You are jealous.
14:51No, no, you... I...
14:54It is your life, Po.
14:57And I wish you nothing but the best, friend.
15:05Places, people!
15:06The sun is casting dappled light on the altar.
15:08Dappled light!
15:10Move it!
15:23Move it!
15:53Po!
16:16Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Po and Lu Xi,
16:20who pretty much just met
16:22in the sacred bonds of matrimony.
16:24Lu Xi, do you take Po as your lawfully wedded husband
16:28in accordance with the rules governing this squeaky marriage ceremony?
16:31I do.
16:33Uh-huh.
16:34And Po, do you flubity-dubity-do
16:37Lu Xi am renounce being the Dragon Warrior?
16:41Po?
16:52Po?
16:55Wuh-oh.
16:56We're losing the dappled light.
16:59Po?
17:01Uh, well...
17:05Po?
17:06Uh, it's not that I don't want to, but...
17:09Maybe we should wait and...
17:11Wait? We can't wait!
17:13If we don't do this right now, he'll...
17:16He'll what? To who?
17:18Who's he?
17:20Oh, this is an outrage.
17:21Get on with it!
17:23Marry my daughter and step down as Dragon Warrior, you hear me?
17:27But I...
17:28Enough! But I...
17:29Go on!
17:30I'm just not...
17:32Well, it's...
17:33Well, it's just that, well...
17:35Her safety is involved in her well-being, and...
17:40Oh, boo.
17:45Junji!
17:48Oh, yourselves.
17:50With the Dragon Warrior gone,
17:52I had intended to finally seize the Jade Palace for myself.
17:57I had intended to finally seize the Jade Palace for myself.
18:00There, happy?
18:01Not really.
18:02What? Wait!
18:04Luchi, you...
18:05You betrayed me?
18:07Po, I...
18:08You're going down, Junji.
18:11No, not just yet.
18:12The happy couple haven't opened their presents.
18:15The happy couple haven't opened their presents.
18:26It was all a lie?
18:29Yes, but Po, I had to, you see...
18:33You've said enough, girl.
18:36And now to pay the price for your failure.
18:41None of you are going anywhere.
18:43Take them!
18:44Heading brawl! Awesome!
18:56No, that's a rental!
19:05Not the centerpiece!
19:14Watch out!
19:20I so love seeing you with egg on your face, Shifu.
19:25Oh, my cake!
19:32Well, at least the lattice is still...
19:35No!
19:42We'd love to stay for the reception, but we have some place to be.
19:46I'm sorry, Po. I never meant to hurt you.
19:50What's this?
19:51Junji's holding him hostage. That's why he did all this.
19:55What?
19:56Junji!
20:03Po, don't. There's no point now in...
20:08Is this Lucy's boyfriend?
20:12She has a boyfriend?
20:14There's a boyfriend!
20:16Panda, snap out of it. Lucy needs you.
20:19If you're not married, you are the Dragon Warrior.
20:27Yes. Yes, I am.
20:31And the Dragon Warrior doesn't let a broken heart get in the way of helping those in need!
20:40We, actually, are in need.
20:46No! Please, Junji! Let him go!
20:50I plan to. Right into the fire!
20:56You said you wouldn't hurt him if I did what you wanted!
20:59Yes, but you failed.
21:01I may be wily and dishonest, but I do keep a promise.
21:08Po!
21:09Junji, let Lucy's... friend go.
21:14Fine.
21:21No!
21:27Ha!
21:44I can do this. I can do this.
21:46No, not if I can help it. I won a medal in stilt-fighting years ago.
21:56Ha!
22:02Whoa!
22:27Ha!
22:29Ha!
22:38Ha!
22:39Whoa!
22:48Whoa!
22:57Ha!
23:10Ha!
23:18Ha!
23:27Ha!
23:32Pillars of the ouch.
23:34Good name.
23:44Po!
23:45Seed show!
23:49Gotcha!
23:50Whoa!
23:55Wow. Those muscles are very... defined.
23:59Thanks. I don't even work out.
24:01Figures.
24:13Tigress!
24:14I was able to get free, just in time by the looks of it.
24:17You're never gonna give up on us, are you?
24:21In your dreams, panda.
24:25Xiao, you're all right!
24:39Po, thank you so much for saving my brother.
24:44Your brother?
24:48Your brother? I thought he was your boyfriend.
24:52Gross, bud.
25:03Oh, Po. Maybe now that this is all over...
25:09I can't marry you, Lu Xi.
25:11So long as there are evildoers like Jun Ji threatening the Valley of Peace,
25:16I have to remain the Dragon Warrior.
25:20Marry me? You dork.
25:23We barely know each other.
25:25I was thinking maybe we could just hang out sometime.
25:30Ow!
25:31Oh, yeah. That'd be cool.
25:34But I gotta warn you, somebody might be a little jealous.
25:38So, uh...
25:39Oh!
25:40There she is now.
26:16Oh, no!
26:17Oh, no!
26:18Oh, no!
26:19Oh, no!
26:20Oh, no!
26:21Oh, no!
26:22Oh, no!
26:23Oh, no!
26:24Oh, no!
26:25Oh, no!
26:26Oh, no!
26:27Oh, no!
26:28Oh, no!
26:29Oh, no!
26:30Oh, no!
26:31Oh, no!
26:32Oh, no!
26:33Oh, no!
26:34Oh, no!
26:35Oh, no!
26:36Oh, no!
26:37Oh, no!
26:38Oh, no!
26:39Oh, no!
26:40Oh, no!
26:41Oh, no!
26:42Oh, no!
26:43Oh, no!
26:44Oh, no!
26:45What the?!
26:49And now, DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness.
26:57Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda!
27:04Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame,
27:08He climbed the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name!
27:13Kung Fu Panda!
27:18Master a sheath and saw the warrior blossom,
27:22And master the skills of bodacious and awesome,
27:26Kung Fu Panda!
27:31He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious five,
27:35Protect the valley, something, something, something, something alive!
27:40Kung Fu Panda!
27:44Legends of Awesomeness.
27:46Sweet!
28:00Taste the sting of my steel!
28:05Nice move, chief!
28:09Hey, what's that?
28:15Border Patrol, identify yourself!
28:17No one enters China without getting past us!
28:21Fools, you are like worms, challenging a large dog,
28:25Or perhaps a mid-sized cow!
28:27You do not grasp that you are helpless before Pai Mei,
28:32A priest of abusive lotus!
28:35Pai Mei?
28:37Wasn't he that traitor who tried to destroy the Emperor?
28:40Get him!
28:57Now, you unworthy soap mongers,
28:59Direct me to the Kung Fu master known as Shifu!
29:02Shifu? He's in the Valley of Peace!
29:05He shall be my next miserable victim.
29:10Wait, what do you mean, next victim?
29:26Greetings, everyone, and welcome to the first-ever tournament
29:30And welcome to the first-ever tournament of the Sun Pennant.
29:37Featuring the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five
29:43Against the visiting masters of the Onyx Temple.
30:01Hooray!
30:04The esteemed Master Chao will present the winning team
30:07With a fabulous prize sent by the Emperor himself.
30:13Ooh, check out that awesome box! We have to win it!
30:16Oh, the prize isn't a box, it's what's inside the box.
30:20Oh.
30:22But we still get to keep the box, though, right?
30:25The tournament will begin shortly.
30:27Masters, prepare yourselves.
30:37You Jade Palace losers are about to get schooled.
30:41Big time. It's gonna be epic.
30:43Pop, pop!
30:45I'll pop you, dorkface.
30:47We gotta work for guys like you. Not nice.
30:52He's on fire! He's on fire!
30:55Enough! Your behavior is not befitting masters of your station.
31:00Oh, relax, Shifu. The young people are just letting off steam.
31:12Surely you remember what that's like, don't you?
31:17Your pardon, Master, but it's been a long time since I was that young.
31:21Oh, come on. It couldn't have been that long ago.
31:24Well, I happen to know for a fact that Shifu is over.
31:32Was anyone even alive back then?
31:36Shifu, everyone gets older.
31:40Which reminds me, the Emperor sent a special gift just for you.
31:47Here.
31:56Thank you, Master Chao, but I assure you my eyes are just as keen as ever.
32:00Now, if you'll excuse me...
32:05I... intended to do that.
32:17Now, you'd all better get ready.
32:22Ah, Po, may I speak to you about a personal matter?
32:32Gah! Chao's right. I am old.
32:36Po, I need your advice.
32:39About what, Master Chao?
32:41Po, I need your advice.
32:44About what, Master Chao?
32:46Well, sadly, an old friend of ours has finally outlived his youthfulness.
32:51What do you mean?
32:55Really?
32:56Well, he might be a little rusty, but...
32:58He really can't take the heat anymore.
33:02It's time for a change.
33:04But his replacement will have to be newer, cooler, and incredibly more awesome, as you would say.
33:12No problem, Master Chao. I'm just the guy to do it.
33:16They're going to... replace me?
33:20Chao wants someone cooler, more awesome, more modern.
33:24I can't be any of those things.
33:27Nope.
33:29Or can I?
33:31Nope.
33:32That's it, Zhang. Of course. I'll be young.
33:37Nope.
33:39We are ready to begin.
33:41Each team shall race through the forest to the Taiyang Temple.
33:46There, they shall do battle for the Sun Penant.
33:50Are the Onyx Masters ready?
33:54And the Jade Palace?
33:57Ready, Master Chao.
33:59And so are the Furious Five.
34:01Make that the Furious Six!
34:06Shaka-booby!
34:08What?
34:11Shifu, what are you doing?
34:13Just relax your flaps, Master Chao. I'm joining the tournament.
34:20But Shifu, the games are for the young people, the Junior Masters.
34:26Let's ask my Peapods. Who wants to see the shifster in the tourney?
34:31They're big, but whatever.
34:49Why is Shifu whoop-whoop-whooping?
34:53Guys, we need to be supportive of Shifu's apparent midlife crisis.
35:01Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!
35:05I'm scared.
35:06What about the Emperor's Prize? I don't want to blow that!
35:09Relax. It's Shifu. He can still bring the butt-whoop.
35:13Master Chao, we'd be totally honored to have Shifu on our team. Right, guys?
35:22That means yes.
35:25Booyah!
35:28Oh, boy.
35:29This is a bit odd, but okay.
35:34On your marks!
35:35Grandpa won't help you, losers. You're going down.
35:39This scene is about to get fruggy.
35:43Not really a word.
35:45Oh, snarp!
35:47First team to return to this spot with the Sun Penance wins.
35:52Begin!
36:00This is a very strange village.
36:02And it just got stranger.
36:06I may!
36:07You gape like a toad from your ridiculous lizard mouth.
36:10Your beady eyes creep me out and that gaudy tunic makes your hips look fat.
36:19Seriously, I never liked you.
36:30Keep moving. We've got to catch up.
36:34We lost him.
36:36No, we didn't.
36:54Later, cunt fools.
36:56Later, cunt fools.
36:59I hate those guys.
37:04What'd I miss?
37:05Where were you?
37:06It's not my fault. I was waiting for Shifu.
37:12This stylish hat is blocking my peepers.
37:15Tell me about it.
37:17Master, I'm sorry, but I'm just confused.
37:20Why exactly are you dressed this way?
37:23Snappy hats are in. Just ask the mongster or Baron Von Cranington.
37:29The Baron would rather you didn't.
37:31Master, those ducks are tough.
37:34The purple dude faints to his left.
37:37Attack on the right.
37:38The others have a hitch in their spin kicks.
37:41Counter with a jab and you own them.
37:44You know, he's right.
37:46See? Master Shifu has seen it all.
37:49He can instantly analyze any move.
37:52That's what the Shifmeister General brings to the party.
38:00Focus, everybody.
38:01We can beat these ducks to the temple if we use strategicalness.
38:05You guys race ahead and ambush him.
38:07Shifu, Viper, and Meal attack from behind.
38:11Plans are for squares.
38:13Rebels like me think outside the box.
38:15Shaka-blah-biddity-blah.
38:18Master Shifu, wait!
38:20Gah!
38:22He's going the wrong way.
38:25Kids.
38:26We've got to stay in the race.
38:30Shifu, hang on!
38:50There's a flag! Let's go!
39:21Huh?
39:35The flag!
39:42Looking for this?
39:46Aw, someone's lost their kitty.
39:49This'll be easy.
40:03A hit and a spin kick, just like Shifu said.
40:20Aha!
40:37We're still outnumbered. Where's Po?
40:40They should be in place by now.
40:41B-Team, attack!
40:43Attack!
40:48Any... time... now?
40:53Darn.
41:08You're late.
41:09We were trying to find Shifu.
41:11He ran off.
41:12Again.
41:23Slam-a-pajama!
41:25The Shifsters still got the moves.
41:30Nice, Master! Up high!
41:33My back!
41:38Bummer.
41:39Master Shifu!
41:43No hands!
41:55Is... is everyone alright?
41:58Been better.
42:01Shake it off, guys.
42:02The important thing is that Master Shifu captured the Sun Pellet!
42:06We win! Yes!
42:08You got that right, Panda. We...
42:12Wait! The pennant! Where is it?
42:19Oh, snap.
42:23No!
42:25I... thought I had it.
42:28Master Shifu, what?
42:30Why are you complaining?
42:32You and Chao have proved your point.
42:34I'm rusty. Can't take the heat.
42:37Master, what are you talking about?
42:40I overheard Po and Master Chao planning my retirement.
42:43They want to replace me.
42:45And after this humiliation, they'll get their wish.
42:48Replace you? What?
42:50We'd never...
42:52Oh, Master! No!
42:54Master Chao was talking about an old wok.
42:57Wait. You've been carrying that around this whole time?
43:01What?
43:02A wok?
43:04Yeah, it's rusted and worn out, and he wanted to replace it.
43:07It had nothing to do with you.
43:10I...
43:14I really am an old fool.
43:17I'm sorry I cost you your victory.
43:24But... Master Shifu...
43:27The... Dragon Warrior!
43:30Master Chao?
43:38A wok!
43:40Stupid, old, decrepit, ancient...
43:44I...
43:49The Onyx Masters!
43:50How?
43:54By May.
43:56They were like gophers who escaped from a weasel, only to be seized by an eagle.
44:03If the metaphor is unclear, I am the eagle, and you...
44:09are now my prey.
44:18I warn you, Bai Mei. I beat you once, and I'll do it again.
44:23You got lucky, and you know it.
44:25Your skill was always overrated.
44:27Plus, everyone said you had a lovely singing voice.
44:29But it was not so!
44:32I...
44:49Time has not been kind to you, Shifu.
44:52I remember us as we once were.
44:55Long ago...
44:56I'm familiar with the story.
44:58I know!
44:59But I wish to dramatically recount it.
45:02I was China's deadliest, most abusive Kung Fu master!
45:06Against my iron fists and scowlful banter, all were helpless.
45:11The Emperor himself grew jealous.
45:13He sought to protect himself against me!
45:18But I struck first.
45:23Only to be stopped...
45:26by you!
45:28I was disgraced and forced into exile.
45:31But in my lonely exile, I've learned Kung Fu secrets beyond your feeble comprehension.
45:45The Five-Fingered Blast Punch!
45:47I see you've mastered its secret.
45:50You will do more than see.
45:52You will feel, hear, taste, possibly even smell the secret as well!
46:01Oh!
46:02Sucker booby!
46:07Oh, snorp!
46:10No!
46:15Oh no! Stay back!
46:18Gotcha!
46:23Don't!
46:29Enough!
46:30Pull!
46:32Ha!
46:51No!
47:01Stop, all of you!
47:20No!
47:21No!
47:28Like all pandas, you are faddened full of eucalyptus!
47:31Now feast upon the minty taste of doom!
47:39Forgive a doddering old fool and his students.
47:44Your power...
47:46is too great.
47:49Your unworthy voice continues to befoul my ears.
47:53But what you speak is the truth.
47:55Spare them, Pai Mei.
47:57Destroy me instead.
47:59As you say, I am old and...
48:02Uh, I'm over here.
48:07Of course.
48:09I am old and at the end of my life.
48:13That's not true, Master Shifu.
48:16You're still young and vital.
48:18You're wrong, Po.
48:20You opened my eyes today.
48:22I am old.
48:29Huh?
48:35Uh...
48:38Old...
48:39and feeble.
48:43Oh!
48:44Yeah!
48:45He's...
48:46He's pretty old.
48:49Yeah.
48:50What do you say?
48:54Ah, you are hardly worth fighting.
48:57You remind me of my grandfather.
49:00That's nice.
49:01I hated my grandfather!
49:04Oh!
49:12Unlike you, my great learning has kept me young.
49:15Your artistry is truly magnificent.
49:19I...
49:20I would be honored
49:22if you would finish me
49:24with your blast punch.
49:28Done.
49:33Huh?
49:37Sorry.
49:38My old weak legs gave out.
49:40Try it again.
49:47I am flinched.
50:03Wait.
50:04You have misled me with lies from your face.
50:06You are not old,
50:08or feeble.
50:09No.
50:10In fact,
50:11I'm feeling pretty
50:13sprytastic!
50:18Yes!
50:20I just needed a little time to analyze your moves.
50:23What?
50:24Poichi!
50:33Huh?
50:38Oh!
50:41Class dismissed.
50:55Awesome!
50:56Impressive.
51:01Thanks.
51:04Good job!
51:06And now, congratulations to our teams.
51:15I believe you dropped this.
51:17Shifu!
51:18Winning is only one part of the competition, Po.
51:21Yeah, and the other part is losing.
51:27We showed you Jade Palace, losers!
51:31Hmph.
51:32I changed my mind.
51:34Huh?
51:36We won a box!
51:37We won a...
51:39Oh.
51:40Right.
51:43Sweet!
51:47That is a nice box.
51:50What were you thinking, Shifu?
51:52I would never try to replace you
51:54with age comes wisdom!
51:57I know, Master Chao.
51:59I suppose I let my imagination run away with me.
52:03But if you ever change your mind,
52:05just remember,
52:06old warriors like me
52:08are a force to be reckoned with.
52:15Has anyone seen my glasses?
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