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00:00All right, hello, hello, Unnamed Show, episode 24.
00:04Unbelievable, Ryan Whitney's back,
00:06and Dave Portnoy, this week, we learned,
00:07was the first person ever to get a colonoscopy.
00:09The Jackie Robinson, it's incredible that you did this.
00:12You're so brave.
00:13No one's ever done it before, no one.
00:16I'm surprised.
00:17I'm not gonna make it, I'm so hungry.
00:18I'm surprised this attack we're taking.
00:21A lot of people don't do it.
00:22I was reached out.
00:23Okay, sure.
00:24I was reached out to a charity organization.
00:28They're like, hey, will you promote it to remind men
00:33since you have a gigantic following, it can save your life.
00:36So I didn't get paid for it.
00:38It was a lead from behind organization,
00:40and that's what, am I not centered here?
00:43But that's why I was doing it,
00:44which I didn't know you guys had a problem with that, so.
00:47Well, I thought it was actually when you're 50,
00:49because I mentioned to my daughter.
00:50Oh, it's younger now, yeah.
00:51I mean, he said, yeah, you usually wait till you're 50.
00:54I was like, well, I'll do one now just to be safe.
00:56It's just, if I had done it,
00:57I wouldn't have announced to the entire world
00:59how difficult it was and the struggle of not eating.
01:01I mean, I had one tweet that was a non-eat.
01:03I said, again, I think I probably saved a lot of lives,
01:07and maybe you guys don't care about that.
01:09That's fine.
01:10I was brought out to remind men
01:13because I have a lot following my age,
01:14like you should do it, it can save your life.
01:16So I'm sorry, I'm sorry I did that.
01:18I'm sorry that offended you,
01:19that I was trying to remind you.
01:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, can you not take a little ribbing off?
01:24No, it's a little ball breaking.
01:27It seems like you guys are offended
01:28by the fact that I'm trying to help people.
01:30No one wants me to help people.
01:31Fine, I won't help people.
01:32Oh my God, sensitive Kirk today.
01:35I mean, Jesus, could he get balls?
01:37In Saratoga, living the life, and he's still like-
01:39I'm living a life, I'm in a hotel room.
01:41I may miss the first race.
01:43I can't get this thing to be centered on my head.
01:45Well, this show is your idea.
01:46So if you think Kirk and I want to be here right now-
01:48I think it was Kirk's idea.
01:50Definitely not, no,
01:51because the other show sucks so fucking bad.
01:53You said we have to put this show together.
01:58I won't try to help prevent cancer anymore.
02:00What was that?
02:02Okay, and now you're a drug addict afterwards, I saw.
02:05You understand why Michael Jackson battled his dad?
02:07I 100%, that stuff's awesome.
02:09I would take it every day.
02:10If I had a hookup in my house, I would do it every day.
02:12That is what he had.
02:13That's what he was addicted to.
02:15He would just have a-
02:16I do 10 minutes of that every day,
02:18except the needles, I want the mask.
02:20I don't like needles.
02:21That would prevent me from doing it.
02:22Anesthesiologists, they make bank too.
02:25I think it's one of the highest paid doctors, I believe.
02:27Oh, is that right?
02:28Yeah, I think so.
02:29But it was great.
02:30It was, you wake up.
02:31I actually, in all seriousness, I didn't mind it at all.
02:35Like-
02:36It wasn't bad?
02:37No, and I, like the shitting the day before,
02:41it didn't bother me.
02:42It didn't hurt my stomach.
02:43You just, you just shitting out body armor.
02:46Like you just drink it and that's it.
02:49So no, I didn't mind it at all.
02:50In fact, if that's a body,
02:52if I could do that once a week and stay skinny,
02:54I had no problem doing that.
02:57Maybe a potential diet, maybe, you're saying?
02:59This could be a-
03:00Yeah, like do a cleanse.
03:01Do like, I wasn't, once you get over the hunger,
03:04like past noon and you haven't eaten,
03:06your body kind of adjusts.
03:07I wasn't like dying of hunger late into the night.
03:10For the people out there who think that Ozempic
03:12and Wagovi are probably not the healthiest thing.
03:15Imagine if, you know, Dave just went the route
03:17of a colonoscopy-
03:18Every week.
03:19Well, no, I won't do the full colonoscopy.
03:22I'm doing the shit before it that cleans your system.
03:23The prep.
03:24Okay, the prep.
03:25Like everyone's talking about the shake.
03:27I didn't find that that bad.
03:28Like I had over the counter,
03:30like these four Duralex pills or something.
03:32Then you put the Miralex in a body armor, drink it.
03:36Wasn't great.
03:37It wasn't awful.
03:38And then I was clean lean fighting machine.
03:40Next up is the shoulder surgery.
03:41Have you got the results?
03:43They had one of those like polyops that they found,
03:47which, and they were like, that's good.
03:49Because if you didn't do anything with it-
03:50Oh, I'm sorry.
03:52Yeah, that in 10 years could have been a major problem,
03:53but snip it out and I'm good to go.
03:56Oh, great.
03:57Well, fantastic.
03:57Yes, great.
03:58Okay, good enough.
03:59I thought I was doing God's work out here.
04:02Like, hey, remind men that you got to get a colonoscopy.
04:06I got you two miserable guys.
04:07You'd rather people die.
04:08That's fine.
04:09Fucking Rosa Parks.
04:10What do you want me to say?
04:11That's not what we said.
04:12We said, and then the shoulder surgery.
04:13So I can't imagine what we're going to be hearing
04:15throughout that and the rehab for that.
04:17Like you're in one for that one.
04:18I mean, that's going to be-
04:19Like Dave Trevecky.
04:20We're going to think this is either the first person
04:22in the history of the world.
04:22Yeah, it's going to be-
04:23Tommy John and Dave Trevecky.
04:25A full shoulder replacement is a major surgery.
04:29What is going to be-
04:30You've been saying this for years now.
04:31My shoulder is in history books and medical books
04:36on how fucked up it is
04:37because I've never seen a shoulder like my shoulder.
04:39When's the surgery?
04:40I've been hearing about the surgery
04:41with the Ryder Cup last year.
04:43I've been hearing this for the last couple of years.
04:44So I'm going through my checklist.
04:46One, skin, moles, see what there.
04:49Two, colonoscopy.
04:51I thought there was a prostate thing.
04:52I guess there isn't.
04:53So now I'm onto the shoulder surgery.
04:54I'll let you know.
04:55Okay, thanks.
04:56I'm going to be laid up for months.
04:58No, that's actually like,
05:00that's going to be a nightmare to rehab from.
05:02Not even trying to be a dick,
05:03but shoulder replacement?
05:04Holy shit.
05:05Well, the problem is you've always got something going,
05:07like whether it's surviving or I know we'll do the right.
05:09Yeah, I know.
05:10It's always something that's two or three months away.
05:12Right?
05:13I'm thinking maybe after the Superbowl
05:15is kind of what I'm thinking.
05:18Right in time for March Madness.
05:19March Madness, I may be on the DL for that.
05:22But like Kirk said, there's no downtime.
05:24So I got to do it.
05:26Like I have to do it because it bothers me every day.
05:30So.
05:31Am I correct that Rico Bosco asked for a helicopter?
05:33Is this a bit?
05:34No, it's incredible.
05:36It is incredible.
05:39Do we have them?
05:40So he's going to go to the Travers.
05:42We're doing the thing with DraftKings.
05:44DraftKings is sponsoring the Travers.
05:45So we have a big desk.
05:48There's going to be myself, Big Cat, Elio, Rico,
05:51and Jerry kind of gambling on this desk.
05:53I told Rico, I go, you got to go to the Travers.
05:57Travers is two and a half, three hour drive from Manhattan.
06:00Easy drive.
06:01No problem.
06:02This is the direct quote.
06:04First of all, Bosco tried to get out of it.
06:06He's acting like he thought it was on a Wednesday,
06:08which is a blatant lie.
06:11Here's the quote from Jackie Tables.
06:14Do you have them?
06:15What's that, Justin?
06:16We texted him.
06:17We texted him.
06:18He should be happy he was invited, right?
06:19He should be pumped up.
06:20Exactly, this is what he said.
06:23This is what he asked Jackie Tables.
06:24Is there any way to get to Saratoga besides driving?
06:28Jack said, like a helicopter?
06:30Rico, would they pay for that?
06:32He is just so-
06:34He's asking, but why not ask?
06:36He's asking, he's taking the chance.
06:39I love that ask.
06:40Yeah, why not?
06:41I mean, you got to ask.
06:43He would be the last guy on a roster.
06:47And just like want the five-star treat.
06:49It's just, he's unbelievable.
06:51He's just unbelievable how delusional.
06:54He should be happy he was asked.
06:56But do you think this is, when we have him on,
06:57this is going to be, is this like Rico bits
06:59or is he really-
07:00I'll know because he gets the smirk going.
07:02He gets the smirk going when he's bitten.
07:04Right, yeah.
07:05Nope, there, yep, yeah.
07:06This is nuts.
07:07There he is.
07:08Well, Rico, I like the ask.
07:09I like the ask.
07:10It's not an ask.
07:11You can't joke around with Jack.
07:12Like, that's fucking insane.
07:15This is now though, Jack just having an agenda.
07:17This is insane.
07:18I agree with Rico.
07:19It's insane, Dave.
07:21Insane.
07:22And you know it.
07:23No, I don't.
07:24It was brought to me like it was not a joke.
07:25That's because that's what Jack does.
07:27That's nuts.
07:29Where's Jack?
07:30I mean, where's Jack?
07:31Jack stirs the pot.
07:33He's like mini gas.
07:34He knows what he's doing.
07:34I'm not even acknowledging this.
07:35It's insane.
07:36I'm glad I'm going.
07:37It's insane.
07:38Okay, fine.
07:39I'll take you at your word then.
07:41Nuts.
07:42It was a joke?
07:43You wouldn't turn down a helicopter ride then?
07:45Yes.
07:46You got to drive up there like everybody else.
07:48That's not true.
07:49That is not true.
07:50If I said-
07:51But we shouldn't have to get helicopters.
07:52Well, that's when you start getting into like
07:55waters that I don't totally get
07:57because you definitely wouldn't turn down a helicopter.
08:00And you're like, yes, I,
08:01but he just said he would.
08:03Well, yeah, but he-
08:04Well, he could have a picture in his basement
08:05of him in the helicopter.
08:06Exactly.
08:07Wait, wait.
08:08The two of us together.
08:09That would look great.
08:10Like this and the helicopter, I'd be sick.
08:12So you were, you were just joking.
08:14I said to Jack, there's no flights.
08:16I was like, I'm going to have to drive.
08:17Like we're doing, I'm like doing, I'm talking to him.
08:19Like, as we're just working through it.
08:21I'm not sure the way you're describing it.
08:23Then it was a joke.
08:25Yeah. I mean, I'm like, yeah, there's no helicopters.
08:27I was like, they wouldn't pay for that.
08:28Like it's fucking-
08:29Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
08:31Yeah.
08:31That Jack's nuts, dude.
08:32Jack's nuts.
08:33This is nuts.
08:34Wait a minute.
08:35Wait a minute.
08:36The way you're, you just described that.
08:38That switched it up a little bit.
08:39Rico, you were just-
08:40You were just-
08:41Rico, you're winning.
08:42You're winning.
08:43You absolutely were dead ass serious.
08:44Yeah, because I thought I was joking with a friend.
08:45Whatever.
08:45Jack's nuts.
08:46This is nuts.
08:47Wait, wait, wait.
08:48Time out, time out.
08:49What was the course part?
08:50You were serious.
08:50You were serious when you're like,
08:51is there any ways to get there besides driving?
08:55Yeah, because I was going to book a flight.
08:59Then there's no flights.
09:01Yeah, then that's, I was like,
09:02well, there's no helicopters.
09:03Like that's on the surface level.
09:04No, I thought the tech said that,
09:05I thought the tech said that Jack said helicopter.
09:08No, we were talking on the phone.
09:10Do you-
09:11Oh, okay.
09:12Do you throw-
09:13So you seriously were like,
09:14I want to fly to Saratoga from New York City?
09:20Yeah, I don't know the route surrounding areas,
09:22but it's always worth flying rather than driving.
09:24I'm bad at driving.
09:25Two hours, isn't Rico or no?
09:26Yes, three.
09:28It's like by the time you go to an airport-
09:29My max is like an hour and a half though.
09:31I can't drive.
09:32By the time you get to the airport-
09:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:34You get tired at night.
09:35It is what it is.
09:36I hate driving.
09:37I've done a 180.
09:38You were dead serious.
09:39So then I'm dead serious.
09:40It is what it is.
09:41No, where'd you get the story from?
09:43You got it from Jackie.
09:44It's the same guy.
09:44So like, this is the same thing.
09:45Yeah, but you came on this show.
09:47You're like, what?
09:48I can't joke with a friend.
09:50We're joking.
09:50And then you retold the story
09:53and it was obvious that you were serious.
09:55All right, so I guess I'm serious.
09:56That's crazy, but it is what it is.
09:58I think he really believes
10:00that he was going to get a helicopter to Saratoga.
10:02That's lunacy, lunacy.
10:05Oh no, it isn't.
10:05You know, he would have taken it.
10:08I'm sure he would have taken it,
10:09but that's different than thinking you're going to get it.
10:10Well, to be honest, it's lunacy
10:12when you just start talking about flying from New York City.
10:15I'm a bad driver.
10:16I don't like driving.
10:18So take a train.
10:20That's a good point.
10:21Yeah, Saratoga, that's like Dave said,
10:23by the time you get airport, wait, it's longer.
10:25I was driving to Saratoga once
10:28and got just about halfway there
10:30and then found out my friend was getting a jet from Boston.
10:32So I turned around just to get the jet.
10:35So I understand that like Rico
10:37would look to travel a different way.
10:39We weren't asking him.
10:40He wants a lot of star travel, yeah.
10:42Yeah, okay.
10:47Jack, can you hear us?
10:51Boss, oh, I like that graphic.
10:54That's a crazy graphic.
10:55So we got Bosco.
10:56Bosco is saying you've sideswiped him
10:59with this helicopter story and that he was totally joking.
11:03I don't think he was totally joking.
11:06Security Mike was in the car.
11:11Security Mike was driving with Rico
11:13and started laughing as soon as he heard it.
11:15Yes, because it's a joke.
11:17Well, he might've been laughing at how crazy the helicopter.
11:20It's whatever, it's Jackie, it's Jackie's stories, so.
11:24Well, no, I don't think he was like 1000% serious
11:27asking for a helicopter,
11:28but he did say, would they pay for it?
11:29Did you not?
11:30Yeah, as part of the second part of the joke.
11:33Yeah, it's a layered joke.
11:35I think you kind of said it.
11:36I think you said it as like a half joke, half like,
11:39let's see.
11:40All right.
11:42All right, well, I think he's serious.
11:44Yeah, Jack should be coming to Saratoga.
11:46There's a lot of women up there.
11:48I don't think it's necessary.
11:49Well, what's wrong with him trying to get laid?
11:51I mean, I don't know, why is that shot necessary, Rico?
11:53It is what it is.
11:54All right, we're gonna have a good day.
11:56I don't know why.
11:57All right, have fun. We're gonna have a good day.
11:59Rico was definitely serious.
12:01I don't know why I let him convince me otherwise.
12:04Even for a second, shame on me,
12:06but then he hung himself by the way he told the story,
12:09which was dead serious.
12:10I mean, I don't blame him.
12:11I would love a helicopter ride too.
12:14I got no problem with that.
12:15It's a lose-lose.
12:16Go, I mean, go up there with you too.
12:18I was just joking.
12:19I was just having the time.
12:20We were just boys being boys.
12:21So I asked, can I get a plane there?
12:23No.
12:24Oh, well, is there any other way?
12:25Maybe a helicopter?
12:26No, that's what he does though.
12:26That's his thing.
12:28Oh, all right.
12:29We're all set, Jack.
12:29See you later.
12:31Dave, a very, very funny tweet of Kirk mentioning
12:36that he, I don't ask you guys to do anything.
12:39I got home.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Oh God, I'm doing suicide on, by the way,
12:44Memorial Day weekend.
12:45Oh, that's how I honor it.
12:46That's how you honor people.
12:48Do I ask you guys to do fucking anything?
12:50No.
12:51I mean, really, Justin?
12:52I mean, really?
12:53No, in the grand scheme of things, no.
12:54No.
12:55Five minutes later.
12:56That's right.
12:57Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
12:59Look at these units, look at these units.
13:07In an empty gym on a Saturday,
13:09definitely no AC, running windscreens with a skip.
13:13Well, that's the late Jack Coleman,
13:15former producer of my show and on name shows,
13:17now left us, Dave, and.
13:19I can't believe you left.
13:20Having lunch.
13:21Oh, you can't?
13:22Well, I mean, why would you put up with that much
13:25to get to this point when you're a soulless human
13:29who has no meaning in life?
13:31Dave, he said he missed home
13:35and he's going back to live with his parents.
13:36He missed sleeping late and living with his parents.
13:38Oh, Christ, look at this.
13:42Yeah, there he is.
13:43You're a zero, Coleman.
13:45Mama La.
13:47Stop.
13:48It's probably gonna work on her, Kim.
13:49Can he score?
13:50He's point guys for Kamala, is that that new thing?
13:53Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised.
13:55He's got a dildo in his ass and he's jumping around.
13:58That's the face right there.
13:59That's the face right there.
14:00So are you, I know you're gonna turn on probably me,
14:06Coleman, you've already said a lot of nasty things
14:08about me in the past.
14:11When, what, what can we expect?
14:13Because you're, you're a mental patient.
14:15Like why you have no real skills in life.
14:18You got taken into this group and then you just,
14:21because you can't wake up in time, you're gone.
14:24That's what happened here.
14:26No, it was a mix of a couple of fuck ups on my end,
14:29but ultimately I was just kind of wanting to head back home
14:33and find something new.
14:35That was all.
14:35What is home?
14:36I bought a Lumberd Marshall.
14:38What was that?
14:39What, what?
14:39Where's home?
14:40New Jersey.
14:42This is like Sunday conversation, right?
14:45Like Coleman, my thing is that I was kind of taught
14:48or always heard you never quit a job
14:50before you have another job.
14:52So you're just like, like pretty dumb move.
14:56But what are you doing?
14:57What are you going to do for money?
14:59Family has money.
15:00I'm going to figure it out.
15:01Probably just work some odd jobs or like freelance
15:04in between until I find something.
15:05But like we're doing what?
15:08Video editing, probably.
15:12I mean, I said this the other day when he was in here,
15:14I get along fine.
15:15I feel like there's something he's not saying.
15:18Well, this guy, I mean, who knows this guy?
15:20I don't know what it is.
15:21His parents got in his brain while he was suspended
15:24for two weeks and can't work for this asshole anymore.
15:27We speculated like crazy.
15:28I have no idea.
15:30But something is not quite right.
15:33What are the odds he asks for his job back?
15:35You think at some point, Kirk?
15:38I don't know.
15:39I would think very low.
15:40Right, Coleman?
15:41I don't know.
15:42Yeah, no, I think I'm in a good spot right now.
15:44No, you're not.
15:45You're in an absolutely awful spot.
15:47You're in an all time bad spot for a 24 year old.
15:51You're gonna be in a worse spot.
15:53You're living at home with your parents with no job, dude.
15:55You quit, you left Barstool twice,
15:57and now you live with your parents
15:58and you're gonna work all your-
15:59Well, by choice once, by choice once.
16:02Like your odd jobs, like your fucking,
16:04what do you think of that?
16:04What a delusional sound, I'm in a great spot.
16:07It's like EJ just won the gold medal
16:10in something in Paris.
16:10You're in the worst spot in the world right now.
16:13I don't even understand why you're in a great spot.
16:15I don't know, it feels good here.
16:17I feel, you know, comfortable.
16:20It's like today when you woke up,
16:21was your mom like, morning, honey, you want some pancakes?
16:25What are you doing today?
16:26What is that, not a good spot, I mean.
16:28Stop saying, stop saying.
16:29He's in a terrible spot.
16:30What did you do today?
16:31What did you, Whitney, guys, it's 1145.
16:33What have you done so far today in this great spot?
16:36I'm pretty much just packing up my place out here,
16:39and then I'm heading back home tonight.
16:41Oh, you're in water now?
16:42So you're just gonna go live with your parents?
16:43Yeah.
16:44That's three times more from us right now.
16:45His odd jobs are gonna be weeding the back garden,
16:48vacuuming the pool.
16:50Yeah.
16:51You know what was one thing I found interesting
16:54is that he blamed Jeff D. Lowe for.
16:58He blamed Jeff D. Lowe.
17:00He blamed a lot of people on the show, I heard.
17:02Yes.
17:03But Jeff D. Lowe texting,
17:05what, he texted Trudell, Justin,
17:07to be like, don't wait or something.
17:09Jeff D. Lowe, that was the least shocking.
17:14I knew this was gonna be.
17:15The least shocking, that guy is the biggest
17:18like gossip monger girl we got.
17:22Everything we, Jeff D. Lowe ends up in the middle
17:26of things that I wouldn't guess he's in the middle of.
17:30He's a huge fan of the show.
17:32He's friends with Justin.
17:33Justin is way.
17:34No, but this is an example one.
17:36I screamed at him for something else
17:38because I don't remember exactly what it was,
17:41but he's just in the middle of things
17:42that have nothing to do with it.
17:44He has a lot of, it's different.
17:46Remember Rico used to listen to every piece of content
17:49to see his name somewhere?
17:51Yes.
17:52Jeff's not doing that, but he listens to everything
17:53because he'll send me little things
17:54after a Chicklets episode.
17:56Like I think he listens to every show.
17:58Is that a good thing?
17:59On Barstool and just kind of hops in here and there.
18:02Is that a bad thing?
18:02He's like in.
18:03Oh no, no, I love Jeff.
18:05I love Jeff.
18:05Well, no, at times, what I forget
18:07what I got so mad at him about.
18:10Like I was screaming at him.
18:11I was like, you're a fucking little girl.
18:13Stay out of it.
18:14Because I think somebody.
18:16That's going in Coleman's hip piece.
18:18Was blaming.
18:20Somebody was blaming him for something.
18:22He's like, I had nothing to do with it.
18:24It's like, but did you say this?
18:25And I was no point talking.
18:26I can't remember what it was.
18:27The gossip.
18:30Coleman.
18:31So it was mentioned to me and on Kirk's show
18:34that for a couple of years,
18:36you tweeted at Barstool personalities
18:38like hundreds of times a day.
18:40So it was like, I love Barstool.
18:41And then you got here, let go.
18:43And you're brought back into the universe by Kirk.
18:46So it's like, well, just to clarify,
18:48was he awful to work for?
18:50Like, why would you leave what you wanted?
18:51Can you just clarify when you say he tweeted
18:54that he loved Barstool?
18:55He was simultaneously saying he fucking loved all Barstool,
18:59but hated me.
19:00And if they could push me out the door,
19:02he could respect Barstool and that I was Satan.
19:04So it's cause you're Satan.
19:06Well, so.
19:07David's been the best.
19:08I can't say a bad thing about him.
19:10What do you mean I've been the best?
19:12I haven't done dick for you.
19:13I don't like you.
19:14I think you are a worm.
19:16Let me say that.
19:18I don't accept anything.
19:20I've been the best to you.
19:21You've said horrible things about me.
19:24Good to you.
19:26I haven't done dick for you.
19:29Okay, but at the same time, I think.
19:31Well, I'd be the best then.
19:32He hates your guts.
19:34If you were in the street and a car was coming,
19:36a truck, I would let you get run over.
19:38Kirk, you work for Kirk.
19:40I'd be willing to take that car for you.
19:41Oh, shut up.
19:42You just quit the company.
19:44I feel like watching you two
19:45is like two equals talking Coleman and Dave.
19:47I feel like we're just watching two giants.
19:49You should kind of have the same hair
19:50if Coleman added some gel in there.
19:53Well, I mean, the thing that killed Coleman on our show
19:56is we have this guy, Ted Sellers.
19:58He's on the show once in a while.
20:00He's in a wheelchair.
20:01Dave, this is unreal.
20:02He's like two feet tall, Dave.
20:04I know what you mean.
20:05I know what you're talking about.
20:06Good guy.
20:06So Halfway Cafe, which I'm sure you guys know
20:08is right next door.
20:09Oh yeah.
20:10Coleman takes him there for lunch,
20:12one of our basketball game days,
20:14leaves him at the bar.
20:15He can't even reach his wheelchair.
20:16And Coleman goes off on his own for two hours
20:19and leaves Ted Sellers just by himself.
20:21It's the guy that had to go to the fucking bathroom
20:23with his shit himself.
20:24There was nothing he could do.
20:26That was a-
20:27Where did he go?
20:28He went home.
20:29He said he went to the bathroom.
20:30Yeah, no, this guy's a bad guy.
20:31I don't know, like-
20:32He's not giving us a definitive answer yet.
20:34He said he went to the bathroom
20:36and he looked at some cables or something.
20:38What did you do for those hundred minutes?
20:42That legitimately was it.
20:43Like I was getting ready for,
20:44we had a game that night.
20:46So Coleman, you can be honest and say like,
20:48I didn't want to sit,
20:48you didn't want to sit with him.
20:50So you left.
20:51No, I sat with him for like two, two and a half hours.
20:55Like that's a long lunch by any means, with anyone.
20:58You see, can we get a picture of Ted up there, Justin?
21:00This is, he left this guy,
21:02he's like two feet tall.
21:04Legitimately, if you've seen,
21:05I'm sure you've seen Justin carry him up the stairs
21:07when he's in the studio.
21:08I did see that.
21:09I mean, it's like leaving a handicapped.
21:10So I don't know, he's giving us no answer for that.
21:12But we're there to lose.
21:15I mean, I don't care.
21:17I could care less.
21:18I don't care what happens to this guy.
21:19I just think it's crazy.
21:21Justin's ass crack.
21:23There's Ted right there.
21:24Yeah, I've seen it.
21:25I've seen it.
21:25I mean, that's just-
21:26To leave him at the bar, like.
21:29He's a great guy.
21:30So is he gonna be Business Insider, New York Times?
21:33Who's it gonna be?
21:34I don't know.
21:34I gotta weigh out all the options,
21:36but yeah, we'll see.
21:38We laugh, but I think it's coming.
21:40All right.
21:40It's not.
21:41Bad luck, Coleman.
21:42Good luck, Coleman.
21:44Have fun with your Uncrustables for lunch.
21:50I was as mad as I've been this week.
21:54What happened?
21:55At who?
21:56Dave Blatman.
21:58Ooh.
21:59He's a, sorry, behind the scenes, right?
22:02He's all about the-
22:03He don't work for us anymore.
22:05Gaston?
22:07No, he left.
22:08He was gone for a while, right?
22:09Yeah, he left on his own accord.
22:10And everything I've always been told,
22:12I didn't know this.
22:13He's pretty important, right?
22:14Like, he had a lot of-
22:15No, no, no, not important.
22:17You'd see him as a fan, so you'd know him if you saw him.
22:19No, no, I know exactly who he is,
22:21but his role, I was kind of unsure of.
22:23No, no, no, very middle manager type guy.
22:26But what happened?
22:28I got a text from Austin.
22:33This is two days ago.
22:35I got a text.
22:37So Blatman left us.
22:38He went to a company called Underdog.
22:39I'm sure you guys have all heard of Underdog.
22:41About half a week, yeah.
22:42Yep, and he left on good terms.
22:45He sent me a nice, like, text.
22:47Thank you, five years, incredible, blah, blah, so fun.
22:50I got a text from-
22:51That's all good then, right?
22:52All good with you there?
22:54Yep, no problem.
22:54Austin sends me a text.
22:56Dave Blatman is contacting all of our editors,
22:59trying to get them to leave Barstool.
23:02Really?
23:03I was like, what?
23:04And before I jumped, I'm like, do we have proof?
23:06Like, that's a big accusation.
23:08Four people contacted, four people.
23:10Who did he contact?
23:13One of them's leaving, by the way.
23:14One of it. Wow.
23:16Who's that? Yeah.
23:17Do we know?
23:18That's a big no-no in this industry, correct?
23:20That's a shit move.
23:21I mean, that's a dirt move.
23:22Absolute piece of cock, dick move.
23:26That's a dirt move.
23:27So I called him.
23:28I, well, I texted him, and he was very shady about it.
23:35And I know, by the way, we, I would say
23:38Underdog and Barstool are friendly companies.
23:41I know the owner.
23:42I've met with him.
23:44We gave Jared, Jared Karibas is there.
23:47I gave Karibas back section 10 when he went there.
23:49So like friendly.
23:53To, for a foreign employee to do what Blatman was doing,
23:57you are, you have no moral code
24:00and are a scumbag of epic proportions.
24:03So I, I'll read the text.
24:06Yeah.
24:08Here we go.
24:09This is Tuesday.
24:11Blatman's day, new number,
24:12because I hadn't talked to him since.
24:14I'm told you're just trying to poach all our people.
24:16Scumbag move, if true, and will be very public.
24:19This, to me, is very public.
24:21Sorry, I've worked, this is his response.
24:24Nine o'clock, I'm getting ready.
24:25I was supposed to be sound asleep
24:27getting ready for a colonoscopy.
24:28Ignite.
24:29And I'm having a heart attack.
24:30Sorry, I've worked with Mike forever,
24:32even before Barstool.
24:33He really wanted to take on this new opportunity.
24:36Definitely not trying to poach all your people.
24:38Keep in mind, Mike wouldn't even know
24:40about this opportunity
24:41if he didn't pick up the call and told him.
24:44I said, is he the only person you've contacted?
24:46Because that's not what I'm being told.
24:48I talked to one other person about the same role.
24:50They weren't interested.
24:52Another person you knew before Barstool?
24:54Yes.
24:55So is your defense, you'd only reach out to people
24:57to poach people you knew before working here?
25:00And that makes it okay to be a dickhead in your mind?
25:03I'm not trying to be a dickhead
25:04and I'm not trying to poach everyone.
25:05I'm sorry.
25:07Then what I was told, he was using a consultant.
25:11So like there are other people
25:13who were contacted for the same exact role
25:15that he's hiring for at Underdog.
25:17I said, did you use a consultant to contact people?
25:20Because we have more than two people
25:22directly on the record saying
25:24you directly or indirectly contacted them.
25:27I have no idea what you're talking about with the consultant.
25:29I have no interest in talking to anybody else.
25:31I responded, you're a piece of shit.
25:34Then I escalated it and I reached out
25:37to the guy who runs Underdog.
25:39I go, listen, I consider ourselves friendly-ish companies.
25:43Like I use example, it's like,
25:46you have a lot of our talent there.
25:47They have Karibas, Coley.
25:50I knew Blattman's there.
25:51I don't have a problem with it.
25:52But when one of your guys is going through our roster,
25:57like trying to hire him, that's a fucking asshole move
26:00and I'm gonna fucking go nuclear.
26:02What'd he say?
26:03He agreed.
26:04He said, I'll rescind, if you don't want me to hire him,
26:07I'll rescind the offer.
26:08I go, no, I don't want that kid who took it anyways.
26:10Get him out the door.
26:11You don't accept the job, what?
26:13No, so take him.
26:14And he's like, I told Blattman never to do that again.
26:16And we talked about it.
26:17It's like, I don't care, talent's dumb.
26:19Someone has a talent contract, they're dumb.
26:21Underdog hires them, pays them a lot, overpay maybe.
26:24The Karibas model, fine, do it.
26:26Great, good for you.
26:29But for people that no one would even know they work here
26:32unless you worked here,
26:33who would ever hire Blattman at a new company
26:36if you know he's just gonna try to raid?
26:37Just, I was very surprised.
26:39Absolute comeback move.
26:40He said it was two people that he knew prior,
26:43but yeah, so he was just lying.
26:44There was two others he just didn't include.
26:46He's lying, he's using semantics.
26:48How would you feel if he reached out to you
26:51like a week ago?
26:52A week ago and said, hey, listen,
26:54think about reaching out to these people.
26:54Totally fine with it.
26:56And our people, Loud Sean and we had,
27:01what was the woman's name, who had the same roles,
27:04we've stayed in contact.
27:06And there has been, hey, we're looking for this.
27:08Is there anybody that's not, or laid off.
27:11So yes, that's how the prior people did it.
27:13Why would he do this?
27:14He wouldn't, he would know, unless he's a moron,
27:17a shitstorm.
27:18He is a moron.
27:19He's also kind of a devious guy.
27:21Like I remember he fucked something up
27:24and it was on camera and he asked for it to be deleted
27:27and not shown to me.
27:28Oh, that ain't happening.
27:29It's not good.
27:30Imagine being Coleman though,
27:31that this guy's hiring editors
27:33and he's still not reaching out to him.
27:36But he's in a great place.
27:37Oh, perfect place.
27:38I was so mad.
27:39My blood was boiling.
27:41So do you think there's a side of it like,
27:44hey, I could get you more money.
27:46So like he's in his mind being a good guy, but no.
27:50Yeah, but that's, but there's a way to do it though.
27:51No, I know.
27:52Yeah, I mean, that's just a, that's a scumbag.
27:54These people aren't looking for jobs.
27:57He's trying, he's acting like a recruiter
27:59and the only reason, it's just an absolute,
28:01you're friendly with a company.
28:02And let me fucking read what this piece of shit wrote
28:05before he left.
28:07Dave, just want to let you know,
28:09I put in my two weeks, my last day at Barstool, April 1st.
28:11This is very sad for me.
28:12The last five and a half years have been a dream come true.
28:15I'm incredibly grateful to be able to work for you.
28:18I cannot thank you enough for all the amazing opportunities
28:21and experiences over the years.
28:22Working closely alongside people like you and Dan.
28:24Dan hates his guts, by the way, now too.
28:26And everyone else at the company
28:27is something I'll never forget.
28:29What you built is one of a kind, has been honored.
28:31I've been a small part of it.
28:33Sincerely, thank you for everything.
28:34Generally hope our paths cross in the future.
28:36Fuck you.
28:37Yes, I'm going to try to rip this thing apart,
28:40edit it by editing.
28:41You fucking piece of shit.
28:43There's a right way to do things and a wrong way.
28:45That's the wrong way.
28:46Like going to Saratoga in a helicopter.
28:49And we're friendly with underdog.
28:54Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, that's that.
28:57But like I said, you just know
28:58you're going to get busted if you do that.
29:00Just stupid.
29:02To get what?
29:03To get fucking editors you can get anywhere?
29:05It's a weird move.
29:06Because you know why?
29:07He's a middleman.
29:07Why he probably left this company.
29:09When all the pen shit, when the, nah,
29:12he doesn't like doing work, this guy.
29:14He wants other people to do his work.
29:16He literally wants to be like a middle manager.
29:19He's one of those guys he can edit.
29:20He wants to tell somebody to do a job
29:21instead of doing it himself.
29:22So we didn't give a fuck when he left.
29:24When Blatman left, I was like, all right, good luck.
29:25But it wasn't like, oh my God, what are you going to do?
29:27Blatman has tight shorts, a gun.
29:29Fuck that.
29:30Who behind the scenes, non-content,
29:33if they left would be like, fuck.
29:35Pete.
29:37Yeah.
29:38All business, Pete.
29:39All business is pretty good.
29:41He's such a miserable bastard, but he's pretty good.
29:44And there's a bunch of his guys
29:46who have been here for a long time with them.
29:49But like if Pete's gone, Rob's great.
29:52And I like Rob, Rob, because I reach out.
29:54It's like, I'll keep whoever, even this guy,
29:57it's like, if we need, if my tech guys
30:00or Pete or somebody like, we need this guy,
30:02I'll do whatever to keep him
30:03because I don't know dick about that stuff.
30:05So.
30:06I love Rob.
30:07That's why I went Kirk,
30:08grabbed those plans out of his back pocket.
30:10But even Rob, Rob handled that to be honest.
30:13He did well.
30:14He was great.
30:14Yeah, he was, he fucked up before that.
30:17And he was a good sport.
30:18And it was the wrong guy to be taking papers
30:19out of your pocket if you want it back.
30:21How's a Ruffin rally looking next week?
30:24I'm excited for this fight.
30:25Mikey Betts versus the Abel brothers.
30:26Loser leaves town.
30:27Does he have to quit?
30:28Yeah, loser leaves town.
30:30So Mikey Betts has a job no longer
30:32if he loses this town.
30:33Yeah, and the Abel brothers are never allowed
30:35to fight in Ruff Rouse.
30:36The loser leaves town.
30:38Those are big stakes.
30:39Big stakes.
30:40Does Mikey Betts have a salary with Barstool?
30:42Yes.
30:43Full time guy.
30:44Holy shit, dude.
30:45He's gonna carry fucking Frank around.
30:47Loser leaves town.
30:49I love it.
30:50That's a great, great little like amazing way
30:54to get fired up for a fight.
30:56Like, wow, I'm like, I'm all in.
30:58These guys, the Abel brothers,
31:00they live for these fights.
31:01I know.
31:02And if you get away from them,
31:03that's their entire life.
31:04I can't wait.
31:05It's a great fight.
31:07Where did their beef start?
31:09Because with Frank, like,
31:12they didn't play cutesy with Frank,
31:14the Abel brothers.
31:15Frank was kind of ribbing them,
31:16like, you're a fat fucking pussy, like to Frank.
31:20So this is like Mikey Betts
31:22in all these new combat movies.
31:24He's like, Mikey Betts is Frank's champion.
31:28Like, you know, the guys who can't fight,
31:30there's like, well, here's my champion.
31:31It's like when the Viper fought the mountain
31:33for the guy in Game of Thrones.
31:33It's exactly the same.
31:35Or in Dune, at the end,
31:37when it's like the guy fought on behalf of the,
31:40yes, that is what Mikey Betts is.
31:41Mikey Betts, have you seen this clip?
31:43He was in like a brawl in a parking lot
31:46because somebody was like stalking his sister or something.
31:49He beat the shit out of the guy.
31:50It's crazy.
31:52Perk, just quickly,
31:53because this was all over Twitter before we got on,
31:56but you having a daughter, if she's a boxer.
31:59Yeah.
32:00Hold on now.
32:01I'm gonna say something before you go into this.
32:03But keep in mind, Dave is,
32:04Dave, the Republicans hate Dave after this week.
32:06They do hate me now.
32:07Oh, you're now, you're now dead to the Republicans.
32:10Yeah, yeah, they don't like me now.
32:11What'd you do?
32:13Because JD Vance is a fucking lunatic
32:17who thinks if you don't have kids, you're an evil human.
32:21Anyways, but he said it a lot of different ways.
32:24This, this boxer, I've read into it,
32:27is not, was not, was not born a man to be very correct.
32:30So there's a lot of going on here.
32:33Not born.
32:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:35Yeah.
32:36Yeah, there is.
32:37Let me put it this way.
32:38Jack Mack, our Jack Mack, is on the boxer's side.
32:44Whoa.
32:45Our Republican Jack Mack?
32:46Yes.
32:47Oh, I thought you were gonna say Jack Mack.
32:48Yes.
32:49No, no, no.
32:50The Republican Jack Mack is on the boxer's side.
32:52So before we go into, there's a lot more to it.
32:55I'm very glad you said this.
32:56There's a lot more, if you just logged on,
32:59you'd think this specific day's transition.
33:01Can't believe anything now.
33:01So there is, from what I've gathered,
33:04she was born a little bit
33:06with like maybe both parts a little bit,
33:09but she was raised like a woman her whole life.
33:11I think it's increased estrogen level, right, Dave,
33:13or something or whatever.
33:14Like it's, it's just not as black and white as what,
33:17if you log on.
33:17She's not, she's not me fighting in the woman's boxing.
33:21No.
33:22And she never, she never made any transition, anything.
33:26She, she was born.
33:28There's a country where it's not allowed.
33:30Like you wanted to.
33:32Then, then, then these, all these outlets
33:34going bananas about it right now
33:37that that's not fair to be not.
33:38It's a very gray.
33:39It's a gray, very say given the level
33:42that this person has in their body,
33:45this person should not be fighting this woman.
33:47I would say that.
33:48You admit you could argue that, but it is definitely not.
33:51Not somebody who's born a guy like, no, no, no.
33:53Yeah. It's not what the,
33:55that shows how nuts the internet is.
33:57Yeah.
33:58They're just, no one, you have,
33:59no one's doing the back research.
34:01You'll see a couple of being like,
34:02she's been a woman her whole life, which she has.
34:05Right.
34:06She's basically just like a tough ass manly woman.
34:09What has, yeah.
34:10Well, there is some biological shit going on.
34:13So you could maybe argue
34:15that she shouldn't be allowed to fight,
34:17but it is definitely not as clear cut as what the,
34:22the internet is making sound like it's like you said,
34:24you know, it's a guy who was a guy.
34:26It's like, yeah, it's like,
34:27yeah, it's like Tommy Hearns turn to the right.
34:29Yeah. That's not, that's not what this is.
34:32So it's a, it's a confusing issue.
34:36Tough week, the Republicans bailed on them.
34:37I mean, it was.
34:38Dave, you got nobody now,
34:39but I think that's where you want to be.
34:41Yeah.
34:42That's always the thing.
34:43It's like, if you, if you say people attack you
34:46on both sides, there's JD Vance.
34:48The thing I was responding to, he literally said,
34:50there's a quote that I believe there's good
34:53and there's evil in this world
34:55and we have to reward the good.
34:57So if you have kids,
34:58what we want you in like a different tax bracket.
35:00I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
35:02And then everyone comes for me, whatever.
35:04I stand by that by the way.
35:06Like, unless I get to be the arbitrator,
35:09like I'll decide I get to see your kid
35:12and they visit an asshole in a drain on society.
35:15You pay more taxes.
35:16And if you have a good kid.
35:17Oh, so you have to risk it.
35:18Like if your kids are great
35:20and you're struggling and working, we'll help you.
35:23Correct.
35:24But if you're not looking for a job in your case,
35:26if your kid's Coleman, your taxes go way up.
35:29That's fair.
35:30That's fair.
35:31That's, that's fair.
35:32So you're just showing up one day.
35:34How does this work?
35:35You need to check on the kid for like half an hour
35:36and then you're going to stamp it.
35:37Yes.
35:38No, you get to have lunch with them
35:39and you can leave them.
35:39They're like sellers.
35:40Yes.
35:41I'm like, this kid's a fuck in this kid sucks.
35:44And as an asshole, it's going to be a drain on society.
35:47I don't even want to get it.
35:47Everyone's like, you need kids to have taxpayers.
35:50Yeah. But if you have less kids,
35:51there's less drain on the side
35:52of you're going to need less tax.
35:54I don't even want to get into it.
35:55You say one thing on one side, people come at you.
35:57I've said it from the beginning.
35:58I don't give a fuck.
35:59This guy, Joel Berry, the editor of the Babylon B
36:03is a crazy person and came at me.
36:06I don't like you have the religious right.
36:09I don't know, way right.
36:10Who I don't agree with a lot of, I don't.
36:12Here's my, here's my thing.
36:14Why don't you just stay out of my life?
36:15I stay out of yours.
36:16You stay out of mine.
36:17Mind your own business.
36:18I agree.
36:18Nobody minds their own business anymore.
36:20That's not your philosophy.
36:21Just leave me alone.
36:22Leave me the fuck alone.
36:23Leave me the fuck alone.
36:24I pay plenty of taxes, but it's like,
36:27the government shouldn't be rewarding people
36:29on behavior they deem correct
36:30when other people don't feel the same way.
36:33You don't have the moral high ground
36:35unless I get to judge your kids.
36:37If you want to put me, Dave Portnoy,
36:40head of judging children in this country
36:42and whether your kid sucks, fine, I'll do that.
36:45I'll take that role.
36:46I'll do a half an hour meeting
36:48and you go either way up taxes or way down.
36:51I'll pay it out of my own fucking pocket.
36:52I feel like Dave watching and meeting these kids
36:55is like Earl Weaver with the umpire,
36:57but it's like, you cocksucker.
37:00How much are you taxing Coleman's parents right now?
37:03Oh, they're going through the roof.
37:04This kid's going to be a drain on society.
37:07They're working for free.
37:09Can't even get a job at underdog.
37:13Anything else, boys?
37:15Let me see this thing.
37:16We got wind.
37:18You said you could swim in the Olympics, wouldn't you?
37:19I saw this clip.
37:21Yeah, I mean, I was joking.
37:22I'm a great swimmer.
37:23Like obviously a little sarcastic.
37:25Would I win an Olympic medal?
37:26No.
37:27Would I be last place in a qualif-
37:30I hate the Olympics.
37:31I hate it.
37:31The Olympics?
37:32I'm into it this year.
37:33Winter Olympics are way better.
37:35Oh, I like the Olympics this year.
37:36I'm into it.
37:37I'm actually enjoying it.
37:38Oh, I hate it.
37:39I can't take it.
37:40Oh, how about those people having to swim through that,
37:40is it the Sinai, Saini River?
37:43Yeah, the triathletes had to swim through this.
37:45There's shit in there.
37:47They spent a billion dollars to clean it up.
37:50They're being poisoned.
37:51I can't take it seriously.
37:52Like a three-on-three basketball.
37:54You just make up these sports that don't exist
37:57and then they're going to act like
37:59you're getting a gold medal.
38:00Gold medal don't mean anything.
38:01What about the big ones though?
38:02Track and field, gymnastics, you know.
38:04Yeah, those ones are good.
38:05Golf?
38:06Gymnastics is like you're watching like 13-year-old girls.
38:09Also, I was very impressed with the all around
38:13the other night, the US one.
38:14And also the last Olympics when Simone Biles,
38:17I believe she quit and got crushed.
38:19Her mental health was bad.
38:21Then I watched the documentary on her.
38:24I came around on her side.
38:25Like she's doing moves and flips.
38:27She could break her neck.
38:29She wasn't there mentally.
38:30It was a tough situation when she quit,
38:31but she came back and dominated.
38:33Yeah, I mean.
38:34I was on her back in the day when she quit,
38:37but I feel like.
38:38Yeah, because like that's anybody though.
38:39That's any sport at the peak of when your sport
38:41matters the most.
38:42If the absolute best player, best athlete
38:46is like I'm out for mental,
38:47they're going to catch heat no matter what.
38:48No, for sure.
38:49But I think seeing the documentary,
38:51granted maybe she's like the producer of
38:53that they can flip around.
38:55It was like, all right.
38:56I mean, I kind of see where she was coming from.
38:59I will say I'm looking at this,
39:02the sheets and this made,
39:03I rarely laugh out loud when I see a headline,
39:06but this one made me laugh out loud.
39:08Robbie Fox got engaged.
39:10Francis is getting divorced.
39:13That's one of the headlines.
39:14Really?
39:15I didn't know Francis was getting divorced.
39:16Yeah, Robbie Fox got engaged.
39:18He's on a knee proposing and there's a sad picture
39:20of Francis on the couch.
39:23Well, sorry to hear that.
39:24That sucks.
39:26Francis is great.
39:27Congrats, Robbie Fox.
39:29Robbie Fox is a guy who came into Barstool
39:32with no role really and has just found a niche
39:35and kind of dominated that area.
39:37No, Dave?
39:38And I think he hates current folks.
39:40No, we get along now.
39:41We get along.
39:42Oh, okay, good.
39:42I mean, 20, he got a little mouthy,
39:43but he's fun.
39:45I love Bob Fox.
39:47Bob Fox is one of my favorite employees.
39:48Hard work.
39:49Good kid.
39:50That's because he likes like Star Wars
39:51and shit though too.
39:52No, he works hard.
39:54He never complains.
39:55He's just always gets his job done.
39:58Doesn't fucking worry about anybody himself.
40:00No excuses.
40:01Like I've had so many, I can't do this.
40:03I can't do that.
40:04Bob makes all his own shit and it's all his own shit.
40:06Just a gold star worker.
40:09This should be canceled if it's true.
40:12Mincy is throwing in interns, a midweek pool party.
40:15It seems like a, come on.
40:16It seems problematic, Dave.
40:18This seems like this could be.
40:19That could end in a Coleman, like part of the hit piece.
40:21No, that 100% cannot happen.
40:24Why is this even being proposed?
40:25I have no idea.
40:27Mincy's like, we got deep girls,
40:28gentle wrestling and interns.
40:30So you've talked about your pool a lot.
40:33And I feel like, I mean, you showed us the pictures too
40:35and you want to have a little pool party.
40:36Do you think you'll be able to set that up
40:38before the end of the summer?
40:39Yeah, I think we could do it on like a midweek day
40:42and contrary to everybody giving me shit at Barstool,
40:46I'm inviting all the interns, male and female.
40:49I'm not just, you know,
40:51like, you know, people,
40:53all these misunderstandings about me, you know.
40:55No, no, no, no, no, that's not happening.
40:56How does that help?
40:57I think it'll be fun.
40:58Yeah.
40:59Why is an intern supposed to be working midweek, midday?
41:03Why is it a weekday?
41:04I don't understand any of that.
41:05Not happening.
41:06What's his, what's his rationale?
41:08Do we know?
41:09Oh, he's a moron?
41:10I mean.
41:11Remember who we're talking about here.
41:11Yeah, I guess.
41:13He could sell a couple brick watches to that thing, no?
41:15Don't it's a good idea to have a Wednesday afternoon
41:18pool party with interns?
41:20You know how that's going to end well?
41:23Oh.
41:25I'm going to bet some horses.
41:25Dave, are we going, I received word,
41:28it is still a hotel if you're eliminated from Survivor.
41:31You had mentioned a house.
41:32I thought they were getting a house.
41:35Why'd you hear it was a hotel?
41:35Wait, I didn't hear that.
41:37Jeff, Biz and I's agent reached out
41:39because we're trying to figure out like,
41:41we have to get like some work done if we're knocked out
41:44because we'll be together.
41:44We're kind of rarely together.
41:46But I said, I think we're at a house
41:47and then he reached out and somebody said,
41:49I think it's a hotel.
41:50So I just didn't know if you knew for sure.
41:51I think it's a house.
41:55Not far away.
41:56Six weeks away or whatever.
41:57Wallow and Gilly in that competition.
41:59Those are two guys like, are we,
42:01like, I feel like I got to try to get on their side.
42:03Like they're going to do damage in that, no?
42:07Like, I feel like they're dominant personalities.
42:09There's a lot of dominant personalities.
42:11That may be bad.
42:12I, there's, I, who knows?
42:13I really have no idea.
42:15I mean, everybody's a threat to win it in my mind.
42:17Like, are us three starting like together?
42:20Well, you have the Chicklets crew.
42:22Yeah, with them.
42:24I don't think you'd publicly say it if you are, but.
42:27Oh, I don't think people are doing this right now.
42:28That's the thing that's driving me nuts
42:30about this competition is.
42:31But you don't even be paired up with what you could be on.
42:33Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:34The team.
42:35No, I haven't.
42:36I honestly, hand to God, haven't,
42:37haven't made any alliances, done nothing.
42:39I was going to play.
42:40You don't talk to anyone.
42:42We talk.
42:43We're talking right now.
42:44Yeah, I have not.
42:45I have not either.
42:46I talked to Dan the other day.
42:47I'm like that fucking cunt, Blattman.
42:50That's how I talk.
42:52I saw Jersey Jerry after dark.
42:54I couldn't believe he got that.
42:55Did you see what he was doing?
42:56I was pretty impressed, honestly.
42:58He was just dropping like in the Google Maps.
43:01He'd see where.
43:03Like a street or something, yeah.
43:04See a street.
43:05He had to guess five states in a row.
43:07I was watching the beginning.
43:08Oh, he's never going to get this.
43:09It only took him five hours.
43:13Kirk, you always end the show early.
43:14I want to go bet on horses.
43:15Can we?
43:17Someone has to end the show.
43:18I'm in a golf tournament
43:19that everyone teed off 15 minutes ago.
43:20That's how much I love this company.
43:21I'll do it by myself.
43:22Take fucking phone calls.
43:23Yeah, bye.
43:23Bye.
43:24I'm going to go bet on horses.
43:25Bye.
43:26I'm going to play golf.