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00:00All right, we're back. Unnamed. I don't even... Dave and I did Surviving last year,
00:05Whitney did it with us this year. Last year was nuts. And I was like, well,
00:09we're gonna have to oversell it. The show won't be as crazy. This year was,
00:13I'll just say without giving way crazier than last year, way crazier than last year.
00:18I don't know how we're doing this show until this show airs.
00:22Dave texted me Monday morning.
00:24I thought about it. I thought about it, but we have ads and stuff. So,
00:28I... It's not gonna air for...
00:31Two months.
00:32I know. I mean, we'll get back. I thought about skipping today because we don't have that much
00:35stuff because we're doing... Everyone was there. But yeah, back in the grind of doing...
00:40You disagree with that though? That was crazier than last year?
00:44Yeah. I mean, I figured it would be because of the cast.
00:48Right. I'll just say again, I'm not spoiling anything. It has the greatest episode in the
00:55history of reality television.
00:56That's why I...
00:58I know. I know.
00:59It's like these live shows, you gotta... The live shows, you gotta be careful because...
01:03I'm worried. I'm worried about myself. I told myself right before this started,
01:08don't say anything. Don't say anything. But there's just so much I have to say.
01:13Everyone's talking everywhere behind us.
01:14Well, when the show airs, we'll have great fodder for the unnamed show.
01:21That is true.
01:22Oh yeah. The recaps will be just outstanding.
01:26But people will enjoy it. It'll be a very good season of...
01:31I was away five days prior, so I was gone 12 nights. And then being in that game, it's like...
01:38All right. That's enough. That's enough.
01:41Okay. Let's talk about...
01:42Well, no. I'm just saying I got home late Sunday night. My wife's like,
01:48hey, you want to do the dream feed? Feed the baby while he's asleep.
01:54And I was like, I don't know. I don't think so. And the look I got 12 nights away.
02:00Saying no to that.
02:01Yeah, because you had the...
02:02This game. I was like, this game's fucked me up.
02:05You had the Chiclets Cup before leading into it.
02:07Yes. Which was awesome. Great event. Biz team didn't even make the finals.
02:12Again, year in a row.
02:13And the Bruins hate you guys now, right?
02:15Yeah. The Bruins hate us. The Bruins hate me.
02:18Right.
02:19So, I mean, I don't know. Don Swinney, the GM, called Biz and said,
02:22I know it wasn't you. It was that other guy.
02:24He's spitting up on our selves. Is Swainman signed yet?
02:28No. And now I'm kind of on the Bruins side a little bit. I think they've upped the offer.
02:33Some inside hockey talk on the unnamed show. But no, he's not signed.
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04:00to when we were there, but while we were there, boy, with the rumors buzzing,
04:05this guy's leaving, this show's leaving. These people aren't coming back. Do you
04:08want to get into any of that at all? Well, I obviously have Boston. I think I've said this
04:18Boston is through the super bowl. Okay. I want to keep Boston whether they come back. I don't know.
04:27They know I want to keep them. Okay. Anybody else?
04:31Am I missing somebody? I think so. Caleb? Yes.
04:39Yeah. Kayla, Caleb, we probably, I like,
04:44most likely we won't. I mean, I wasn't going to mention that here, but because he's still,
04:49we still get time left on his contract and he's still doing Sunday convos.
04:53He's just like, just too big of an offer from someone else. Almost.
05:00Yeah. I don't know how much I love that. Listen, it, it,
05:04what the show is. I mean, if you want to talk about it again, we can talk about the message,
05:07you know, your host. I mean, this is what the show is. Are we not supposed to talk about this?
05:11Say you didn't tell me. No, it's just like, I want to, like, he's still gainfully employed.
05:18I just don't want to like a, a, what is it? Like, what do they say? What, I can't think of a sitting,
05:26but yeah, let me hear it. Sitting duck. No, a lame duck, a lame duck. Like we're still,
05:30we're still, he's still people paying for the ads. He's still doing the Sunday conversations.
05:35And it'll continue. That's going to go. We run into things with, with, with, you know,
05:43that's going to go that we run into things with us and Barstool. And this is no different. I will
05:50call it the caribous effect. Not that they're the same, but there's certain offers that are so
05:58wild outside of what I would ever pay and what we make. Sometimes other companies are willing
06:07and they're in different businesses, obviously some of them. So it's hard for me to be like,
06:11well, this is their business model. But like when you look at when Spotify was handing out
06:16gigantic contracts, I don't think they were looking like, we're going to make money on
06:20this person. They're willing to lose a lot of money on some of the people they're hiring.
06:24There was just no way what Caleb got offered. It was so far outside of something that I could
06:32compete with. So that's why I say caribous. And it's like, it's, if you can get that type of
06:36thing, it's good, you know, good for you. And we wish you the best place, whatever place it is,
06:41if they throw him that they are thinking it's almost a loss leader. There's make, try and make
06:45a splash. I don't really understand that Dave, like as a, as a business guy, would you explain
06:50that? Well, yeah, it could be like a future. I don't always get the business decisions behind it.
06:59Like we'll go back in time and we work with draft Kings now, for example, like when,
07:05when draft King signed caribous and I like Jared. So he's just an example I use in my head,
07:11what he got offered was nowhere near what I could rationalize, but you know, you're trying to build
07:18up your media and you're willing to operate like these companies and the gambling companies,
07:22a good example. You look at their, their, their, a lot of our public. And when they say, here's
07:28what we did this quarter, they lose hundreds of millions of dollars. Okay. Their budget is way
07:33bigger. Right? So I presume swing isn't not, maybe not. Yeah. If you're trying to corner the
07:42market and you're trying to build market share that may turn out to be the right decision for
07:48some of these companies or not maybe five, 10 years down the road, but you're willing to burn
07:55hundreds of millions, potentially billions to build the company up. We're not doing that.
07:59I'm not, that's a decision. That's a pretty easy one for me. And I can look, I can look at a lot
08:08of things and be like, well, and you know, this wit, because we talk about like, here's how much
08:13we make, like, here's the books, look at it. Right. If you want five X, what you're making,
08:19like, well, I, that just makes no sense. Maybe they have better connections, better sales they
08:23can do. But for those types of decisions are kind of easy. Like I know how much we make.
08:28And to be honest, I've said this from, I took over the company. I'm not really looking to like
08:32grind money out of anybody. It's like, but we got to break even. I don't want to be sweating
08:37about losing money. So we'll see what happens, Caleb. But I would say it doesn't look great.
08:44And I think he really wanted to stay, I think, but, but at some point it's like,
08:50it's really hard to turn down. Yeah. Like you knew you never, you never really held
08:55the grudge with cannabis because you're like, not at all. Yeah. Go get it. Go get them. And
09:00who knows how long that money is there or why people zero in on anybody.
09:08But I would say if it comes through fruition, it's just, oh, good luck. Get it. Yeah. That's
09:14crazy money. Like I'm shocked. I won't do it. But again, it's a different business model.
09:19You also, and then look, the money is what matters most, I guess. But if you're
09:22a guy like will or Taylor or Caleb, you do lose stuff like last week and stuff like dozen and
09:28stuff like where you just, that's not going to be happening at the next place they go to it. Maybe
09:32they care about that. Maybe they don't, but that is something you have to factor in. I think.
09:36Yeah. And everyone's at different stages of their career and where they're at.
09:41Like, there's no doubt. I think we're as good a company unless like, you know,
09:50you're going to be McAfee all over ESPN sports center, but in our orbit, you grow a lot faster
09:56than a lot of these competitors orbits. And when you jump or make that switch,
10:02your growth most likely will slow. Right. So, but they're all decisions. So, uh, you know,
10:11there's no begrudging. I can't remember when the last time somebody left where I really
10:17went to the empire state building. Yeah. That was crazy. That guy idiotic. And he was,
10:23that's probably a gas thing because for the most part on the talent, people like working here.
10:28Like they do. So if they could get similar money and stay here, we're always going to be the
10:35choice. People aren't like, I don't like it here. I'm going somewhere else because I don't like you
10:39or this most of the time people like working here. So, um, if they leave talent, whether it's Alex
10:45Cooper, even Alex Gilbert, if you can get close to what I'm, I'm getting, I'll stay. It's like,
10:51well, we can't get close. So where are you at with the Bernstein situation? Are you producing
10:55this other show or not? Or I haven't heard anything from you. Uh, how much did you bid
11:00five grand partner quit? Yeah. Left him. Yeah. Eddie put a hole in it. Um,
11:10so I won when it was one show, I haven't heard what's going on. So it's gotta be Bernstein.
11:16If I've heard rumors, Bernstein may have turned in like now his plan is to kind of play along
11:23and be like, bring it, which I won't do. Like I'm not going to, uh, to play along. I'll send
11:29like Nate, like you want to play along. All right. Have the dog produce you for two hours. Yeah. So,
11:36but I haven't heard anything from the station since I won that.
11:40I mean, his partner, when his partner said like, what did he say to you? And he's like,
11:44called me Bernstein. Like that was it. The partner's like, okay, I got to get off. This
11:48is a sinking ship. Yeah. Uh, we'll get the third and I don't know how long draft Kings,
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12:58Caitlin Clark loss. Huh? Great game. That was, uh, the game game, uh, game two was a great game.
13:07She wasn't great. You've told me about, well, she was pretty good. She just like in the first game,
13:15at least. Oh, first game was one of our worst games she ever had. But the second game, she was
13:20pretty good. I mean, she almost had a triple double. She was I think three of 11 from three
13:24and, and that didn't get it done, but she was great everywhere else. Complete ratings are
13:30shit now that she's gone. Yeah. They dropped like a million, which is not overly surprising.
13:36I didn't realize. So talking to you, I didn't know this frigging playoff schedule where they're
13:40two at home, one on the road, the practicing and like frigging high school gym still. It's crazy.
13:46Yeah. Well, I didn't really realize, as I said, I guess the, no, the major league baseball,
13:53I guess, because it's the division winners versus the wildcard that they like the brewers,
13:58like the Mets app brewers, all three games are at Milwaukee. I didn't know they did that.
14:02Yeah. That seems kind of dumb. Yeah. Is that just, just strictly for travel purposes? Is that,
14:08I think that's going to be there trying to give the division winners a bigger advantage than the
14:12wildcard. I think is what it is. I do home games is a big advantage. You need three. I would think
14:17so. Let's see. That does seem nuts. Yeah. And I saw you said, do you say you draft meek Phil number
14:22one overall for everybody? I said, you could do it today. I was saying I was watching this Mets
14:29stream that stream. It is insane. The people on that stream, Clemmer Rose, Frank, uh, Meek Phil
14:40Bosco joined in there. I would say it prompted me and I may do it whether I get to it. If I was
14:49redrafting Barstool and I was starting bars, I was going back to Milton, me in the middle
14:56and, but it's salary cap. So it's like, I, I'm not, I can't afford Dan. I'm not spending millions
15:02on talent and things like that. So it's like, I know names. Yeah. Young guys, hungry guys,
15:08meek Phil could be the number one draft pick that is meek Phil's day to day at Barstool. He like,
15:16I first became aware of meek Phil when he was videoing, like a fight, two people were fighting.
15:22He was just, I think he was doing like our social and yeah, this is what he was like underneath
15:28tables. Like I'm like, who the hell is this guy right in the face. And then I started paying
15:34attention to him a little more. I think that people like, yeah, every Friday night he gets
15:38like daiquiris with his grandmother. Like that's like his Friday night. So I started just paying
15:44more attention to me. Phil, he was hysterically crying. Oh, it was unbelievable. Like a world
15:51series when you're like, Oh my God, they did it. They're the playoffs two years ago.
15:56Huh? Like, and it's authentic. It look, this collection of
16:07Evan and Dan hugging, look at me with his feet up in the air. That's like,
16:17this is, this is just to get in, right?
16:20Yeah. That's the second wild card. And by the way, if they lost that game,
16:25they're playing again and the Braves weren't going to try like it's almost automatic. Both
16:29teams are getting in this guy. So meek Phil would be at the top of the board. This guy,
16:38Bluntman. I, I, I, I became close with him at the, uh, when we did the,
16:44remember we did NCAA streaming. Yeah. He is unbelievable. He knows everything about every
16:51sport. He's a very nice guy to his look. It looks like he looks like he's dead. Yeah.
16:59Redheaded stepchild stuff going. And he's like, Oh, good morning. How are you doing?
17:05Diehard hockey fan too. He knows everything. He's like a weird, he's like a 200 year old guy.
17:10Yeah. So he's up there. Dan said that he brought his kids in one morning at like 7 00 AM on a
17:17Sunday just to get them out of the house. And Bluntman was like on the couch watching tennis
17:23in Russia. Yeah. I can't even see if you're redrafting. I can't even see Clemmer in there.
17:28Maybe. Yeah. Clemmer Clemmer could sneak in. You don't have to waste the huge draft pick on him.
17:33So I thought it'd be a funny blog. Like I like this kid. They got running around
17:39in Chicago who tried out for the university of Florida Gator football team, like four times.
17:46Who's that? Who is that? He was the one bringing around the body armor, like drinks.
17:53Oh, he tried to like four times. I grabbed one from him. I grabbed one from him. And he's like,
18:00I did not expect you to do that. I expect you to be a no. And he just, yeah, that guy,
18:05that guy's a good guy. He's fucking crazy. I like him. He's a good, he's a nice kid.
18:09Tried out for the running back at university of Florida four times. The coach is like,
18:15you're back again. See, like, and when I asked him about it, it was like he, there was no humor.
18:20He's like, yeah, I tried out for the football team. Rudy was like, no happy. Yeah. So it would
18:25be a funny blog. There's some people in there like, but when I watched that crew watching the Mets
18:32hugging the hugs, Clemmer and like meet Phil hug, Kevin and Frank, who I thought were arch
18:41enemies hugging. It was wild. Jesus. You're going to lose for sure. No sport. I hope they win
18:48because I got the Phillies to win the world series. That's who they play next. So that would
18:52be good content. How was your first Clemmer experience with you met him? Yeah. Clem is an
18:59interesting, interesting cat. I mean, maybe the most argumentative person I've ever met,
19:05but everything just about he's so angry and loud. And like, you know, I'm with him. I,
19:12I had an, I, I like Clemmer. I had enough of Clemmer for like a year. Like I I'm Clemmered
19:17out, but he just, the alt, the ultimate contrarian, it's like everything you say he's
19:24coming back with in his look and he gets in your face. He's so skinny and tall. And like,
19:29it says, look, he's just got that look. That's like an alien. He's the guy in signs. Just like
19:35that goes by the window. Are you going to throw in water on them to get rid of them?
19:43This is Michigan thing. I got to talk to, I, that's one of those things. Maybe I wish I put
19:49the genie back in the bottle. I've had quite literally everybody in the sun from Michigan
19:53reach out. I got to talk to this one guy still. Everybody wants my song and football team. I'm
19:59getting the, the wrestling, like the wrestling team, the softball team, everybody, everybody
20:04needs money. So how much do you want to spend a year? 2 million. I, yeah, that would be the,
20:09the tar. I don't want to spend anything. I was just saying it, but yeah, you do up to three,
20:13you know, it's for the right guy. I'm not just going to like, and who knows what the market,
20:17the market is probably moving up and up and up. But no, I don't have any real updates.
20:21And the rules are it's you call the shot completely. I know I like the, the, the football
20:28team could tell me what they do, but I want the person to work for Barstool. Like we could get
20:33some value out of that being on like part of my take or the college football show. I don't want
20:40like just no connection with whoever this person is. So it sounds amazing, but if that kid ended
20:47up playing bad, I mean, having you spend all that money, like that, that would be the most
20:52pressure pack position in court. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm a horse racing guy. I spent a ton
20:57of money. I buy horses. I don't expect them. I don't think you're not humans. No, but I'm saying
21:02is far less chance. A horse is good than a human. Like the, I better odds with the human than I do
21:07the horse and I'm willing to lose money on the horses. So fair enough. All right. What else do
21:13you guys have? Pat Bev's in Israel. Yeah. How's he doing? I texted him. Yeah, he is. I go, you
21:19safe. He goes, brother, I'm from Chicago. I was, that was, that was his response.
21:27I said, all right. I see videos of the bombs coming down, but then other people like,
21:32that's fake. They were shooting rockets up to shoot them down. I don't know what to believe.
21:36Yeah. So I, and I agree with you. I like, I see all this stuff and pass an actually interesting
21:43guy to have there. I mean, I'm sure he's got, I think he's making like a mini documentary,
21:47which I'm sure will be spectacular with him there. I don't think any of the bombs got through. I,
21:54originally it was like, look at it. I think you're right. It was reversed. Those were like
21:57the Israeli rocket shooting down. I think if bombs were landing in Tel Aviv, I do not think Pat would
22:03be there. Like he didn't seem overly alarmed. He gave me that, that funny comment and stayed
22:09a bunch of guys left. I mean, there was like a murderer who ran or terrorists who ran around,
22:13like shot a couple of people. But my guess is even in this chaos, it's safer than it. It seems
22:22like, why else would Pat still be there? Yeah. I mean, and he's still doing the podcast with
22:27Rowan. Like they talk about the NBA or they talk about what's going on there.
22:32What are they? I think a little everything. I mean, it's, to me, it's fascinating him being
22:39there. I said, I won't want to be there if you're getting people launching ballistic missiles at you
22:45every five seconds. But I do think these, the Israelis just shoot them all down, which is
22:50insane in its own right. It's almost like, I know, obviously, super complicated. Like Iran
22:57knows they're going to be shot down is the vibe you get. But they're like, we have to do something
23:02because they killed this guy. But like, if they get through, then Israel has to do something
23:09right back. So it's almost like we have to do something and let's hope they shoot him down
23:14because they don't shoot him down. I think we have World War three. This may be a just
23:20stupid question, but like, do we have the iron dome? No, this iron dome thing. Yeah. And it's
23:26not just that they have three different systems from what I've gathered for different type of
23:30missiles. Yeah. It seems like it's the most impressive like defense system ever created
23:36and they need it. Yeah. It's wild. Absolutely. Insane. Jesus. Um, yeah, I saw the, and that Jeff
23:44did announce, I don't know if you guys knew this or not. Big news that Brandon and I are doing a
23:47trivia show together in the off season. I don't know if you saw that, Dave. Yeah. So are you
23:50going against fans? Yes. Brandon and I are going against fans and Jeff is putting up a thousand
23:55dollars of his own money to the, uh, the winner. That's crazy. It just seems Mickey mouse to me,
24:02but he's all in. So we're doing it good for Jeff. I mean, obviously people,
24:07I would put up the money. That's crazy. He has to do his own. Like, I didn't know he was doing that.
24:12Uh, yeah. So it sounds like they just, they did a bunch of like tests and like, I don't know,
24:16like 12 people say, I think we play a bunch of different matches and I don't know when it airs,
24:20but I think we start soon. I'm very curious. Just always on the Barstow level, like who told
24:26Jeff Delo like, we won't give you a thousand dollar prize money. Like where did that possibly
24:31come from? He had to ask, right? I would think. I mean, that's like, so who says no to that?
24:37Well, you run the company. You tell me who says no. I don't. I get what you're saying, Dave. Like
24:40you're about those decisions, but there's somebody out there who, who, who, who I put you possibly.
24:47I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who I have. I'm going to text him text to Jeff. Yeah.
24:55Yeah. Maybe he never asked and he was like, I'll just throw it up on my own.
24:58Maybe. And like, there's nobody communicating with him during the process of it. I mean, I know
25:05I've said this before I've met, I've had a bunch of meetings about season three of the case with
25:10a bunch of different places. I've not heard word one from anybody in Barstow sales about it. Nothing.
25:14Not a syllable. Is there any chance that you could do it on that? Um, like amazingly sad story,
25:19Roan told about his, his friend who was murdered by some guy who's been up for like five different
25:25murders or something. Maybe. I mean, the one thing about that is like, there's not a lot of
25:29mystery there. Yeah. You know, like, I mean, it's a crazy story that's for sure, but it seems like
25:35this guy is. So for the case three, yeah. Who knows you're doing it? What do you mean? Who knows
25:42I'm doing it? Well, you're like, you haven't heard anything from sales. So like how we've been,
25:47we've announced we're doing one. I mean, nobody's checked in and said, Hey, what are you doing? Hey,
25:52how can we help you? Hey, this or that. That's not how we, we don't work that way.
25:56Oh, that's a, I'm just saying that's a lot of times sales could work that way. Like obviously
26:01like the content people don't, but sales say comes to Chick-fil-a it's like, Hey, what's your idea
26:07for next Chick-fil-a couple? Where's it going to be? Blah, blah, blah. Is there's Jeff Delo.
26:12I knew we'd get them on. What's up. Did you hear my question? Jeff Delo.
26:18Did you hear me? Yeah, kind of. No. What is it? I was joining the zoom.
26:27You're putting up a thousand bucks of your own money for this trivia show.
26:32Yeah. Why? No, just to give like a fun incentive at the end. I don't know.
26:39Did you, did you ask for money or you're just doing it yourself?
26:44No, no. I'm doing it myself. Now, if we get sponsors and there's like a sponsorship prize
26:48and I won't do that, but I just wanted to give it like a little, a little juice.
26:52All right. So we didn't have, all right. He's be back that I hope it gets, I hope it gets
26:58sponsored, but we kind of just, it popped up kind of out of nowhere. So I was like, all right,
27:03let's give it like a little, I mean, there's, it needs to have a little something. Otherwise
27:06there's winning like bragging rights, I guess. So, but if we have a sponsor, we'll have a prize,
27:10I think. Okay. All right. That's all we had. I was wondering if you got denied a thousand bucks.
27:16Did not. It sounds like. Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay. Good.
27:20Be two great people that have bragging rights over though. Kirk and Brandon, that's like top
27:25of the list to be able to be like, I own. Brandon, Brandon had unbelievable, whatever
27:31they call FOMO this past week. He was crawling around the office, just foaming at the mouth.
27:36Anytime you get anything, Dave, you get very nervous. Anytime the show comes up,
27:38we're not going to spoil anything. It's a live show. Well, I'm here. We're here. We were all,
27:45well, I know. Well, we will talk about it when it airs. I get it. I understand. Yes. I get nervous.
27:49It's we put all, it was a million dollar production. I would rather not spoil it. That's
27:54all. I don't think it's crazy. Get nervous. Whitney opened the show by saying he doesn't
27:58trust himself talking about it. So I don't trust myself either. He doesn't, but I'm not even really
28:02speaking. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So he's like, you get nervous. Anytime you talk. Yeah,
28:06I do. I got a bunch of people tweeting me, asking me if I was suspended from the company this week.
28:11Somebody asked me that on, uh, to be clear, I was not right. D D T G to be clear. You and I said,
28:17yeah, no. But, and I also, I just, as a fundamental overarching Kirk Minahan statement,
28:28no matter what the atrocity was, you can't, there's certain people are unsuspendable because
28:36that will just cause more chaos. Kirk is one of, I remember back way back when Erica didn't really
28:43know who you were. And she's like, I'm going to tell Kirk, he can't do this. I go, please.
28:48No, no, no, no, no. Whatever you do, we are not going to tell Kirk. He can't do this. We're just
28:53going to pretend. We didn't even know what happened and just move past it. It'll be an
28:58army of the minute fans, like the wildlings, like outside the office. Yeah, no, that is something
29:04that, so did we suspend Kirk? No. Would I ever suspend Kirk? No. Have you ever suspended anyone?
29:13Yeah. Yeah. Dukes or Rico got suspended. Rico got suspended. Dukes got suspended. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
29:21Rico got a big one. Uh, a couple else suspended. Nah, it's a good question. Actually. I don't know.
29:30Not since I've been here. Oh, Mincy. Yeah. Well, no, he got fired. Oh, that's true. That's true.
29:36That is true. Right. Yes. Um, geez. Anything else with anything else? Anything else you got?
29:41Any questions you got? Thoughts? Um, you got a couple of re-signs. Pat re-signed Hannah Montoya
29:48full-time. One of my favorites. I don't know who that is. Who is that? She's a Chicago. She was
29:55an intern in Chicago. Okay. She's actually got like millions of followers on TikTok.
30:007 million TikTok followers. Probably right. Millions. Millions. Oh, millions. I think 5
30:05million. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Right. Pat re-signed, which is good. Are they, they're not a,
30:11is that true? A package deal in terms of when they signed? No, no, because Pat was here. Pat's been
30:16here a lot, a lot longer than Joey. Right. Right. Okay. Uh, I, on, on the outline here, it says
30:22SAS, SAS talked about his barstool contract on son of a boy, dad. Essentially he's a part-time
30:28employee. Does he want more dough or are you not impressed by him? I think he's funny.
30:34Yeah, he's funny enough. But, uh, like I think he, it was, I'm not going to give you more dough
30:41ish. And you spend 95% of your time doing standup touring the country. That doesn't do us a whole
30:47hell of a lot of good. So if you want to continue to do that, we'll keep it at the same structure
30:52you're at. You do son of a boy, dad. What percentage of your time around the company
30:57now is negotiating contracts or handling people's requests for raises? Is that a decent amount? Yeah.
31:03It's a decent amount. That's something you want to hand off at all or no, is there anybody else
31:08you just handle all yourself now? Cause the Pat, like who, who would do it? Fucking bald Paul.
31:15Yeah. Oh, I don't know. In the past you could at least talk to Erica. I mean,
31:18there's no way. No, I just do it now. I just do it now. It's not fun. That's on the business
31:24side of everything. It is what it is. Were you paid by the like state of Florida to, to, to make
31:30that thing about making weed legal, which by the way, of all places that weed isn't legal, Florida,
31:36like you could do anything there. I can guarantee you it's legal in that fucking Chicago office.
31:40I can tell you that that's no fucking question. Uh, it is. I was not paid by the state of Florida.
31:46No, it felt like a pay that a little bit. Yeah. It felt like a pay that, but I'm, I'm for personal
31:50freedoms, Kirk. I'm with you. I'm a libertarian. I've got, I have no issue with that. God knows
31:55that. Well, that'll pass. Right. I would think, although as you can, somebody fucking old people
31:58in Florida, is that the issue? I never know. The conservatives came from my throat.
32:03I saw that. Oh, Matt Walsh. Right. I never know. I don't. Yeah. It's like,
32:09I didn't know. I didn't know that worked up about it. I thought that would be a conservative.
32:15You never know. You never know what the conservative parties, they want, you know,
32:19stay out of your ways, do this, do that, do this. But then once in a while, they're like, well,
32:22you know, if a guy's fucking a guy, they can't get married or this person can't do this.
32:26Why? Yeah. It's like kind of, they also are like Puritan values almost. Right. Isn't that kind of
32:33like the thing that's where they run into an issue with me because like my, I do not have Puritan
32:40values. Nor do I think does the Republican nominee who pretends to, I don't think Trump
32:46gives a shit to you. No, he, for this, he said he was in favor of it passing. Yeah. But you don't
32:51know if it'll pass. I don't know. Yeah. With Matt Walsh say that it would give you, you want an
32:56example of how it ever helped a major city or something like that? Yeah. I sort of, I don't
32:59really know who Matt Walsh is. He's like one of these crazy right wing, like, yeah, he's super,
33:04he's anti-porn, he's anti-drugs, all that stuff. I think. He's like, he's like your old partner,
33:09Jerry's like idle. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's a big, yes. Yes. He'd be a big, do you think the,
33:15do you think they'll ever be a more fucked up statement in a debate than that?
33:19Walsh is saying he's friends with school shooters. He misspoke, but that was a tough one.
33:24When you come off the stage, like is his whole team like, what the fuck? I didn't watch the
33:29debate, but like he, people are trying to, you know, if you were in China during Tiananmen square,
33:39like I know I was at the 28 to three Superbowl game. That's not something you don't know if
33:45you're there or not. Like that's not an exaggerate. Oh, I was there a few months later. No, no, no.
33:52You know, like I was there when they tore down the Berlin wall. You know,
33:56you know, if you were there then, or like five months later, that is, and then it's a difference.
34:01Yeah. And then as I was in front of that tank, he's like, well, I'm from Nebraska and the lights
34:09come on in the morning. It's like, they're all, it's just crazy. The whole, I saw that answer.
34:15It's like, you said you were there. How did you screw that up? Well, in my town, I rode my bikes
34:21till the lights came on. It's like surreal listening to these people. It is wild. It like
34:28debates now seem totally meaningless. Like there's just no, what's that debate there?
34:31The vice-presidents don't matter. I mean, they go back and forth. You're voting for the president,
34:35but yeah, that, this guy, that is a bright, like that's Bosco terror. Like Bosco likes to say
34:46things and you instantly know that's not true. Like, how can you say that when you're in the
34:51public eye, I was at Tiananmen square or I was there. Like just crazy. It's nuts.
34:59It's yeah. Very, very bizarre. What about all this diddy stuff is like, I read on stuff's coming
35:06out. Like what's going on with every celebrity in the world. Now I'm seeing like Jay-Z and
35:10Beyonce are going to get taken down with like, you know, I don't know what this means. I like
35:15did he threw the white party in the hand as everybody went? Like, I don't know.
35:21Even though we talked about this before, like Costco is like, we don't sell fucking baby oil.
35:27They objected so strenuously to them not selling baby oil, which I thought every place sold baby
35:33oil. I mean, maybe you could get baby oil anywhere, anywhere. So like, why is Costco trying
35:39to like disassociate with debate? It's like, we didn't sell that baby oil. Like who cares? You're
35:44Costco. What? A hundred and like 50 more people came forward yesterday or something about what?
35:50That's what I don't get this lawyer. This, this guy, he looks like better call Saul. He's like,
35:55we got names. We got, we got names coming. I'm like, when are the, are the names going to drop?
36:00There was a picture on Twitter of like David Beckham with Prince William and just behind
36:05them was a sign that said baby oil. And they're like, look, I mean, like famous people hang out
36:13with famous. I'm going to say this. You sound a little defensive here, Dave. No, I am at a
36:21Diddy party. Please. I didn't go. I don't go to the Michael Rubin parties. I don't go to the Diddy
36:25party. You weren't invited to that one. I've been invited twice. No, then the invite got taken back.
36:32I've been invited to, I've been invited twice. I haven't gone either time. Okay.
36:37No, I'm not baby oil. Yeah. I'm just trying to get the facts straight. Okay. Go ahead.
36:40I was going to say, David Beckham is not in any of this. I'll put my reputation on that.
36:47How the fuck do you know that? I agree, Dave. It's just, he's not. How do you,
36:53how do you know this way? I don't, but I just watched his documentary out in his little farm
36:58in England. See, this is how they get you. This is how they get you. This is how propaganda gets
37:02guys like you. Beckham's clean. Beckham's clean. I know that. I keep seeing their names.
37:10I would say they're clean too, but I don't know what that means. You see their names. They all
37:15partied with Diddy. He was fucking Diddy. But then I think as a certain time, someone rings the bell,
37:21the baby oil comes in from a trap door. The freak fest is who's left.
37:27And what about this one? What side are you on? The, uh, the dockers, these guys striking
37:36that are going to basically cripple the country. If you see this like spokesman for,
37:40yeah, that guy is an animal. Crazy. But apparently he, he makes like a million a year.
37:49I don't know nearly enough about how much they get.
37:54Oh, I have no idea. The ports are shut down. Yeah. The ports are shut down. You're not going
37:59to be able to get anything. Mike, our church guy, Mike Welker, I'm going to, I'm going to be
38:04whipping him. Like you better get our shit off those ships. He's going to be there by himself
38:10with like his little soccer team, like pulling the fucking crates off the boats himself or else
38:15he's not going to have a Christmas still. He's probably got the crates of shirts in the same
38:21bin as baby oil. And then we're in the mix of all this shit. I remember I told Welker that for that
38:27first year of Christmas when he's doing it, I'm going to ruin your Christmas. He was behind.
38:35Have either one of you guys, I've, I've, I've, I'm in at the end. If either one of you guys
38:38watching this Aaron Hernandez series or no, I'm caught up. No fucking bad. It's like that. It's
38:44awesome. It's awesome. Dave, you gotta watch. You had seen, I haven't seen it believably bad,
38:48but they picked this little like chubby short kid to be Aaron Hernandez. The actual one good actor
38:56who's a little kid Meyer. Yeah. Who's a little kid who's in all the videos that Barstool does.
39:00What does he like the Rizzler or something? What's that little kid you ever see him? He's like
39:04singing. Does his name, Justin, the kid that was at the office. That's who that's Aaron is. Looks
39:09like in this fucking FX show. He's like a three foot, like fat guy playing Aaron. And every time
39:14Aaron Hernandez sees a penis in the series, his mouth starts to water. His eyes go in the back
39:19of his head. Yeah. It's fucking the head. Oh, that kid. Yeah. He's Aaron Hernandez is either
39:23killing somebody or fucking somebody in the series or getting jerked off. Yeah. I predict
39:28he's going to have sex with Bill Belichick in the series. That's my prediction because he's
39:33fucking everybody. Everybody. I don't have much interest in watching this show. That's terrible.
39:38I think if you watch the first one, you'll be like, this is so bad that I need to watch the
39:43next episode. Like, FX shows are wild. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And the fucking Patriots are horrible.
39:50Jesus. They're, they're brutal. Then Miami this week's unbelievable. No one's going to be there.
39:57But the old thing unbelievably bad. Yeah. All right. We got through that episode. No spoilers.
40:01We did it. So you guys, it'll get easier moving forward now that way. And then, and then,
40:07then it'll get hard again because we'll watch the show. And, but it's good for anybody who
40:15is like, when's I think it's supposed to air around cyber Monday, episode one.
40:19And, uh, I said this last year with surviving, I thought it was the best thing we've ever done.
40:23I think this will be the most well-received show we've done. So I will say, I totally get some
40:29people will tweet me and say, why is it taking so long? If you participate in the game at all,
40:33there's so much footage. It must take forever. I know. I don't even know how they do it that fast.
40:38I said that everybody's mic'd up. Everybody is people. How do you, I have no idea how you go
40:44through that process. None. Every conversation, if you walk 10 feet, four people are recording
40:48you. So I'll even know how they don't know how they do it. It's unbelievable, but yeah,
40:52there you go. I mean, is there any chance of like a sizzle reel being put together and sent
40:58to like Netflix or something though? I'm doing, I'm, I'm doing that like midway through the show.
41:05I texted UTA, our calm, like this show is going to be amazing. We should re I pitched it before
41:12we should again, be like, we have something amazing. See if they're interested. So I'm
41:16trying to get the sizzle. There's the argument against what people said. Noted. Is it just that
41:20it's too insulated? It's only Barstow people or is it like, I have no idea. I never know.
41:26I never know why people aren't interested. I mean, we've never had anything on Netflix. I don't know.
41:31I don't only the people, whether it's a Netflix or a Hulu or whoever would be like, nah, no,
41:36thanks. Wouldn't know that answer. Yeah. But it was, no, it was fantastic. Anyway. All right.
41:40Anything else, boys? Nope. Good. No. See you next week. See you guys.

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