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00:00All right, we're live we're talking about scott. Well, I was looking the other day when tiger one
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01:40I don't hear him. You hear him winning
01:42Yeah, I sort of hear him. I just kind of no you can't hear me. I get how much for a second
01:46You cut out what's on your hat? What is that? What's up with the premiere hat?
01:51My peaches ate it
01:54Oh, okay. So
01:56Are you getting her trained? What what was that?
01:58What what was that face? What was that face?
02:02I mean, I don't know who wants a dog that's eating your thousand dollar shoes and your red socks hat
02:09I do
02:10Oh, I I frankly thought you'd pick up
02:13Who wants the little kids who shit all over the place and you can't take on airplanes and can't take the restaurants and our fucking
02:20pieces of shit
02:21Well when you're 78 dave and you're dying by yourself in the bed is miss peach is gonna pick you up get you the bathroom
02:26Change you I got so much money. I'm sure I can find someone to to die with me next to me
02:32I thought that's poor people problem
02:34I thought you look like a prisoner when you're out of that dress the other night, whatever that thing was
02:39A little heat for that. Yeah, she looked fucking miserable that that that I got hate fine. Well, I don't
02:44She doesn't want to be in that thing. She looked like a peacock
02:48If michael vick was a 10 that was like a three what you did to her I would say yeah, okay
02:52Okay, but she looked miserable. You think she wants to be I understand it's good for you. It wasn't miserable
02:56She's never miserable peaches is never miserable. She's going to a gala
03:00It's a formal affair and and she loves dressing up. What is this gala?
03:06Um southampton
03:09Is it good person gala?
03:11Uh, but it's the southampton animal shelter to raise, you know funds for the shelter to help dogs
03:18Uh, so they asked her to be the guest of honor, which she will be and we got a gown and it's beautiful
03:23No, she looks magnificent. I'm sure she won't she might eat it though. That's true, too
03:27Yeah, she might yeah and now she's starting to wait. What is your kids visit been perfect whitney all the time?
03:32They know they never do anything not at all. But you can't why do you have kids you can train kids?
03:38You could sort of train dogs so you can sort of train dogs. There's always much training going on dave
03:44Uh who who commits more murders per year dogs or humans
03:49Well, no, I I think that's reasonable really reasonable retort, but i'm saying is though
03:53Well, I mean, why don't we train all these humans?
03:56Dogs are humans
03:57I I think it's wonderful
03:59But i'm saying is it doesn't seem like you've started to train this dog. It seems like you've let this dog run wild
04:03I have a trainer. I I've had it. I've had the dog since february. It's quite it's long enough now
04:08It's been yeah, so what's what's the when is the training?
04:10So why why you said why why why when he sent his kid to a military camp when he's six months old
04:15Because he's not eating my hat
04:17He's doing other shit. I guarantee that
04:20True true. Do you sleep? Does he cry at night and he crying night nurse? The baby's pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
04:27Night nurse. All right. It's a trainer. That's sort of a trainer, which is what we're telling you to get
04:31Yeah, listen peaches sleeps through the night
04:33Oh sick
04:34i'm also worried that you're gonna the peaches are gonna wind up like wilson and you're gonna be like tom hanks and
04:39In the fucking water at the end of castaway where you're gonna lose her in one of these crashes
04:43You have she'd be floating away. She's gonna be screaming her name
04:46You're putting her life at risk. You don't know you're like thurman munson of boats
04:49You don't know how to even you don't have to do anything. How is her life at risk?
04:54I mean anyone on the boat's life
04:57Guess what? Nobody's nobody else was on the boat except me
05:00Well, it seems like every time you go on the boat, you're putting your life in serious
05:02I thought your mom was on the boat. No, no, my mother was on the shore
05:06So you were just your parents are in town you're like i'm going out for a solo boat
05:10No, no, no my mother
05:12They're a little bit up there in age. She's like I want to get on this boat
05:16So i'm like, you know what ma i'll swim out to the boat and i'm gonna pick you up on shore
05:20I never made it back to shore what happened?
05:24There's a lot of rumors I want to happen a lot of stories. I saw the pentagon the pentagon talking about it yesterday. Um
05:32Who asked that question that was like, uh, brian mcgonigal barstool sports vibes
05:36I mean, he's real he's real things going on in the world right now, you know, i'm a real question
05:39I I I hate to tell you guys on there. He is. That's that's a lot of patches on that guy
05:46Thank you the coast guard recently rescued dave portnoy founder of uh barstool sports
05:52And I was wondering if any dod assets were involved in the rescue like satellites seal teams aircraft
05:59uh
06:00Thanks very much. Jeff. I I will have to take that question. I don't have any information on that
06:07Good look into it
06:08That wasn't ai I actually until austin sent me this rundown. I thought that was like a that that that's real
06:16Yeah, so you're you I mean you one one of the most
06:19Important americans is is lost at sea. It becomes a national security issue
06:24Well, how far by sea you mean the harbor now kirk 20 feet away from the water like you you know
06:30No, no, no, no way. I was
06:33Way out there how far out?
06:35I don't know my instruments weren't working. I had no power. I I have no way to tell how far I actually was
06:42Shouldn't be operating a boat at this point. Maybe again like with peaches
06:45There should be some training the coast guard guy said what happened to me has happened to him
06:49It can happen the most experienced boaters
06:52Boating I I got something to say. Oh you do. Uh, yeah, because kirk as you know
06:58He's not the only uh member of the unnamed show that's on the island now granted
07:03I have window ac units and not a 48 million dollar house, but I received any rest
07:08I received a text
07:10The mystery girl was my daughter
07:14That saved dave. I don't know him, but tell him she saw this clip and she
07:20Absolutely did not ask her a tick tock. I said wow
07:24No shit. She said and she wasn't on a rowboat
07:27I said he's a moron
07:29She said he outed himself as a moron when he untied from his mooring before starting his fucking engine
07:35So well, here's a request for a tick tock or not. That was part of the story. No, no, no
07:41He's he he's he's a liar
07:44And he's he's convoluting the story. Go ahead. She didn't have her phone
07:50And that's what I said. She goes I can't even get a tick tock. I don't have my phone
07:55That's what I said. Oh, I thought you said she asked for a tick tock. You said we don't have time for tick tock
08:00No, that's just not true. So get your facts together. She didn't have her phone
08:04So that guy and if you go read the coast guard report
08:08Do you want to trust the coast guard or the schmo the coast guard said in their official report?
08:16The boat broke loose
08:18from the tether
08:21But are you supposed to start it oh so like you were gonna start it
08:25Before you untied but it broke loose prior to that's what
08:29That is what the coast guard report, but I feel like you're a lot you're laughing like almost like hey
08:34Yeah, there's something going on where you're asking the coast guard. Hey, can we like fudge this report a little bit?
08:40I wouldn't first of all, is there are you first of all, I didn't know it was gonna be this big of news
08:45Captain dave is just reiterating what happened telling them my adventures
08:50Uh, I didn't know it was going to be the biggest story
08:53Outside of trump getting shot in the head. So I didn't know that
08:59And when you're on the high seas ryan, I know you're a land guy
09:05You're on the high seas things happen. I don't honestly know
09:10Whether I untethered the boat then turned it on to find it dead or I got in the boat and it
09:17ripped off
09:19The tether and then the boat wouldn't work. I know this or peaches chewed through it
09:26I know this peaches hasn't been on the boat
09:28everybody familiar said
09:30There was nothing I could do
09:32Once I I can't believe the radio doesn't turn on that seems like something if I was the boat industry
09:38I'd want to find out if you have no power. You better be able to turn a boat on I had no cell phone
09:43I had no communication to the mainland. I was adrift
09:48You told us in our in our group text that you're hearing reports
09:51You're the first guy ever to call the coast guard while still in the harbor. Yeah
09:55Okay, I stand by that. That's another fact what i'm just spitting facts
10:00Okay, but I get you. Do you think maybe you're just not equipped to do this right now? Maybe you're just
10:05You know, maybe you should get some sort of training we're gonna professional and kind of walk you through there's nothing
10:10Let me say first of all, I did do an hour. What do you think? I'm crazy a guy took me on an hour for an hour
10:17Yeah
10:19I there's not nothing an experienced boater could have done differently than me once I said
10:26Unless unless they know how to drop anchor without power, which I don't even know because nobody said whether I could have done that
10:33He's like the malaysian airline pilot like an hour. Why don't I get a boat?
10:38Why don't the rich people the rich guys the big nantucket swinging dicks? They have captains
10:44I don't want everyone says that you know what I grew up and I grew up handing out newspaper
10:48I don't want a captain. I'm on a 24 foot boat
10:51I don't want to have to make small talk with the captain. I'm the captain. How about six hours of training?
10:56You know maybe hours and one I would think I had this thing called the batteries aren't supposed to die
11:03I bought a lemon 24 feet tiny too. What how much was this thing? He got ripped off
11:09Uh, I don't know how much it was
11:12Like for a guy who's won about 7 million gambling this year. No, I don't want a bigger boat
11:18I don't want a bigger boat because that's when you start needing a captain
11:22This is just for me to cruise and enjoy and have some time i'm not trying to go out and uh catch uh
11:28Fucking tarpoons or whatever
11:32Have you had have you had any successful missions yet?
11:35You've gone away on your own and then come back and put the boat back and like mission accomplished
11:43Yeah, the first two weren't hard I mean it's all relative I I the first like the second one I had a little trouble
11:50Like putting the boat away and it took me a couple times to do it
11:54But in in relation to being lost at sea that one I would say was successful
11:58Okay, do you feel confident if you went out today you feel pretty good?
12:03Yeah, yeah if the boat turns on
12:07I'm i'm good to go. I
12:09Feels like something you should be able to do
12:11It wasn't my fault. I don't
12:14It's not supposed to happen like that. I got set up for failure and and no one's talking about
12:20So dave can't do this. Dave's not can't hammer
12:22You know what? Dave did he took out the fucking flare gun and shot it like a fucking badass
12:28Oh, hi that thing go. I mean, is it like a firework?
12:32Yeah, it goes straight into the fucking sky
12:35And you're in the harbor
12:37In the harbor this thing
12:39He could have just yelled I was yelling. I had a black rope. I was swinging it going help
12:46Help to everybody that girl who came up to me whose dad is a liar by the way, uh
12:53She came up to me right after I shot the flare. I'm like you saw the flares like what are you talking about? No
13:00It's coming the hazy day the thing just disappeared
13:03Well, I don't know how flares work in the day in the harbor. Nobody's looking for flares in the harbor during the day
13:10My mom said she saw it. She's like I think dave just saw
13:13Uh shot a flare when I came on the coast guard towed me back all my family it was like
13:19they're all on the beach like they had they like waving their hats like hey, like
13:24It was a big reception to come back
13:27I mean with the fence and the boat like you you're just a joke and everything's public. You're a joke
13:33It's like the joke listen. It's been a tough summer for you. It's not my fault
13:38Brian 99 of the people have reached out to me have exhibited
13:42Real concern and being there's nothing worse than being adrift with nothing in the ocean
13:48That would be a panic but you were in the hall. I don't even think the coast guard boat could come into the harbor
13:53It's too big
13:54The ocean you weren't in the ocean. I the coast guard thing was not a big boat. I was in
13:59the ocean
14:01Okay
14:02You were near an ocean I was drifting out to sea the thing was rocking
14:07You guys would have been puking overboard. I was an inch away from going directly into the steam ship
14:12They can't turn I wasn't going to abandon ship. It was yeah, you don't leave your ship. That's right
14:18No, so I mean you guys can laugh and joke about it this guy from the pentagon. He wasn't laughing
14:24He was not laughing
14:26um
14:27Away from that if it's okay, unless you have any other thoughts on this way. I don't know
14:31I don't what's next. That's all my what who's this guy the tiktok? Who is this guy? I'll get that girl thing
14:38I saw her tag. She came on. She's like I can't even ask for a tiktok. I don't have my phone. She didn't have her phone
14:45I mean she'd be worried about your life at that point, shouldn't she?
14:49She she showed far. She's worried about the black rope that he's probably swinging that ends up wrapped around his neck because he's so
14:57She was calm
14:58cool
14:59Collected showed a lot more. Uh poised than I did at that point. I'll say that hard to believe
15:06She had a six eight year old on the boat. She didn't seem to care the eight year old
15:10No, i'll say I was in the harbor
15:13Right, you were in the heart. It's the first time the coast guards as far as you know, everyone called into the harbor
15:17And a flare shot in the harbor flare was also shot in the harbor
15:23How close did we get was was it any sort of like
15:26Closeness to another boat like because no
15:29I was buried on the boat. I was way the fuck out there at some point in the harbor. Yeah, I I was I literally
15:37had
15:39Those I don't I couldn't exactly figure out how to work them and I was like i'm gonna burn this
15:44They have like the sparkler things in the that like you wave like oh
15:49You know
15:51Like the top gun guys on the aircraft carrier, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was getting ready to do that
16:00All right
16:02Would you really would you really not have signed uh
16:05I find big ev more interesting with bell's policy. Of course. I would have signed him regardless
16:10Okay, I'm now i'm getting trouble for that. I got jr. You know that guy from wrestling jr. He's had it
16:17Yeah, yeah his social media. He's like I run jr
16:20I just want to let you know i'm getting tagged in a lot of this. I the bell's policy people aren't happy
16:25I thought I had for life. Is that no?
16:29I hope it never leaves big f it makes him fucking an interesting
16:35I'm sure he would
16:39What's that you hope he has it forever is what you just said, yeah, I think it would be good for his brand
16:43Yeah, well, it makes him a little more likable. I don't really disagree with that
16:48Bell's ball zf
16:49Would you would you have not?
16:51Does pat dev going to israel change you signing him? Would you does it not matter? Is there pod done?
16:59No there. I think they're still doing I listen
17:03I would have signed him either way
17:06I we're gonna see how it goes. I mean, I have no idea. He's earning like the leeway. Let's see how it goes
17:11I have no fucking clue. He's pretty confident
17:14In it, um, do you have any idea when you negotiate with him that was a possibility or no no
17:19Why are you saying kirk like not being in the nba? It's almost like not as
17:24Yeah, well, what I I mean, I don't know it could be more interesting if some guys in it like I have no idea
17:29But i'm saying I told him I go first thing I go. Listen, buddy if you get captured by hamas, I ain't coming for you
17:35Yeah, right. Sure. Naturally
17:37But also leader he's also with you. You're gonna go into you're gonna go into war torn and go right?
17:42I don't pay his I don't pay his car. I don't pay his well
17:45Well, i'm asking if I said hey, hey whit mount up. We gotta we gotta go
17:49We gotta go. No, i'm not the leader. I'm not the leader, but a leader without any guys. I can't do I can't go
17:55I never met him
17:57Why am I gonna go fight hamas fine?
17:59If you know him and you signed him and you'd be fighting for the jews if kirk is kidnapped
18:06and he's
18:07Being held hostage
18:09I would fight for kirk
18:11You fly over there and go. Oh, I would like I would like captain. I'd have you drive me on your boat
18:15I want captain to take the boat over
18:17No
18:18Captain dave crossing the atlantic. You wouldn't do that
18:22Listen, you guys can sit there and be captain to get captain. Dave captivated the nation unlocked another character
18:28And just driving endless page views. Okay, so it wasn't real then it was it was a bit
18:32What wasn't real being lost at sea? Of course it was okay. So it's a bit there's no page views. That's fine
18:37as long as we know it's a bit with
18:40a character like it's
18:43When I put the hat on when I put the hat on and did that video yeah i'm doing i'm doing
18:50A video for content. Yes when I was lost at sea and my life was in danger
18:55No, that wasn't for you to say that at some point during the flare firing and the rope swinging that you weren't thinking content
19:03No, I wasn't you're lying. I wasn't no i'm not
19:06You think I want to shoot that flare gun I thought I had a chance to lose my hand
19:11You could have taken out the white elephant
19:14literally
19:17Who knows where that fucking I don't even know what comes out of that thing. I just knew I needed to be rescued
19:23I was not trust me when I was on that boat. It was not for content
19:27If people had a video I was jumping up and down. It was a disaster out there
19:32What is this
19:33Were you wrong with this connor griffin guy yesterday? What was his email?
19:37He's a fucking idiot and I know everyone likes him, but you can't send company emails
19:43as like sexual jokes
19:46I mean, I know it was only I know it was only like, uh, uh, it wasn't it was like a lego
19:52It wasn't anything but just don't use the company. You don't know who's on the company emails. So don't send
19:58Right, he emailed the entire chicago office, uh with saying I support lbgt lego girl with big tits is what it was
20:06I'm, not really you really that was like that seems like like he was hacked. Yeah, right. Yeah, but he was not
20:14so he
20:16Well, I would just send that to everyone so he was on I guess like
20:20They were doing the home run derby like live stream and they were trying to fill time. It's just so stupid. It's so stupid
20:26I I we're a much smaller company now
20:29and I trust
20:31Basically every day, but I don't know everybody
20:34To the t. I just you don't send company emails because as stupid as it sounds
20:38That can be like used against you down there. Like what is like the environment the culture?
20:43So it's just just don't that's not something that goes on a company email. Yeah, it could easily be put in some
20:50Story that bashes us. It's somewhere buried in some like yes, like this is the call. It's sure. Yeah
20:56It's just a company email. Like it's just you don't
20:59Right. I haven't seen the likes of that since company email. We sent out like the advertiser password. I don't know. This is why this is
21:08Five fucking years ago. It's over. It's fucking over
21:13That's my fault I brought the story up if it's
21:17Whatever fine bring up what do you want to talk about?
21:20I actually want to know did you ever respond to tate ohio's tate with a great little offer to you
21:26Which I felt like I didn't see a response. I actually checked your twitter
21:30This guy's willing to work for free. He's that confident michigan will lose
21:35first of all
21:37We don't michigan's national champs. They're in ohio state has like their entire team back. We have nobody back
21:43So I want to see what they're like and but I'll probably accept this bet no matter what but there's gonna be one little tinker
21:50It's gonna be he works free for life
21:53Okay, oh
21:55Or or gets double salary for life. Yeah or double south. No, not for life. No for the life
22:00Yeah a year
22:02Or maybe it's two years. I'm gonna i'm gonna tweak it. Ohio state right now is like
22:06listen
22:09They have so much more
22:12At this stage of the talking and juncture we're coming off national championship
22:17First round draft pick quarterback gone coach gone. A lot of guys guide. I like
22:22They could be a 20 point. I have no idea what's going on
22:25I want to watch michigan before like this is not a make or break year for michigan
22:31Yeah, the year after a title free money. Yeah, so it's like am I
22:35They haven't beaten us in forever. Do I think we we can beat them? Yeah, well we probably I have no idea
22:40I haven't seen this team play
22:42So i'm just knocking my cock made me bets because ohio state people are desperate
22:48All right, fair enough
22:50uh
22:51What was the other thing that's here? Oh, yes
22:53Well the other the only other text we had going for it. I don't want to spend too much time
22:57It's because me
22:58But when he's assessing my character on our group text saying that I attacked this referee, which is not true
23:02I just want to get that. I I I agreed with you on that. I I I I know exactly what you're doing kirk
23:08And you made it look sneaky
23:10You were barred being that referee the minute the ball took a tumble towards him
23:14I it I think he he saw an opportunity to take a cheap shot a little bit. He did
23:20I said I said it was a 30 game suspension in the nba. No, but no it isn't because what my point was
23:28He had the opportunity to do it within the realm of fairness like
23:33I think kirk could have avoided it if he really wanted to avoid it
23:37But he's like the ball has taken me here and i'm gonna take advantage of this circumstance, but I don't think it's suspension
23:44I'm an old man with I yeah, the ball was loose. I was trying to get it
23:46It's a playoff game and the guy was it happened to be it's bad positioning
23:50I know I think you grabbed the ball and then chucked your shoulder into like
23:55That's the point. I never got the ball. No the video I guess evidently, but we never got the ball
23:59Speaking of not having video what's going on? Oh, here we go. Watch it. Look at this old rep
24:04Right. I mean
24:07For the ball
24:21Listen he plays on the edge look at the guy so he wouldn't shake your hand right fair fair cheap shot
24:30Fair fair cheap shot. I know you guys are troll step one fair fair cheap shot
24:37Especially the highest level of basketball. I don't think so
24:40Miaa there fair cheap shot
24:43No, totally what what's going on coleman?
24:47Yeah, so my other producer of this show, uh coleman is has an issue with being late
24:53And so the show my show starts generally 9 30, but my water my producers here an hour early get sound clips, whatever be ready
25:00He sleeps late all the time. So I bonus these two guys. I give them a nice bonus, uh last week
25:06Uh the first show after the bonus he gets to the show right before it starts. He's sleeping late
25:10The next day the two of them when you go to canopy lake park to film stuff for content
25:14Which I consider to be a show if you're doing content that show the same to me as a show
25:19Justin goes to pick him up coleman sleeps through it just sleeps through the entire thing
25:22Justin has to go by himself
25:24Justin is at canopy lake park by himself
25:26The only person in america didn't know trump had been shot by the way
25:28He's filming videos himself on like a tilter world and eating ice cream, but coleman on the gravitron
25:33Yeah coleman slept through the entire
25:36thing so to me that was like
25:38That's just that's like missing it. That's like not showing up for a show. I can't believe you didn't fire him kirk
25:43I wanted to fire him dave to be honest. Why didn't you?
25:46Uh, because it was I wanted I wanted to give him one more shot two weeks suspension. No pay
25:51Um, he comes back and he's under if he's five seconds late for anything. He's fired
25:57We gotta lock down everything around this guy once you fire him because he he's gonna turn on us so fast
26:06Yeah, exactly exactly he's gonna go back to kamala and he's gonna be all everything he's gonna do a 180s
26:14That guy's brothers and sisters his brothers and sisters. Yep. He's gonna rally with them chameleon
26:19Yeah, and by the way people who sleep like that late like that another huge red flag like that
26:26He mentally distorted he later found a video of him talking about how he sets an alarm
26:30All the way up to 10 30 in the morning to wake up. So, I mean, I just don't he just built different
26:35He's a nice kid, but you're right if I fire him today by tomorrow afternoon
26:39He'll be sitting down with the new york times reporter at some 100
26:42Billings 100
26:44We just have to be ready for that
26:45So when you say lock them down, you think like like comes back from suspension nda's just like yeah
26:51Nda's, uh access to all his electronic devices
26:58Everything would you have fired him all kidding both would you two guys have fired him?
27:03Yes
27:03You have a problem. I it's after the bonus that that would make me
27:09Really lean that shouldn't be a factor. Oh, I think that's a huge factor
27:14It's I I agree but i'm saying intellectually it's either you show up for the job or you don't I shouldn't let that
27:20No, but if you give it it's just such a slap in the face that you get a bonus or something good
27:24And then you don't show up and then you do it the next day again. It's tough
27:28Yeah, he was acting like oh, you know, he's just lazy. He just gets like uh, the guy works for the empire state building
27:36Yeah, when gas that's a gas hire when like we went through all the interns how much they get paid
27:41He accepted it and then the next day he asked for a raise. Yeah, it's not like the next day out it next day
27:46I said get the fuck out of here. Would you fire him?
27:50You're nice man, I I I
27:53The problem is your show like take like can just to do everything on his own. I think I might have given him
27:59One more chance like you I think I would have but I think at what point though does he clearly right?
28:06He's just always going to be a late guy if he if he did it twice in a row
28:10Yeah, you're lazy. That's my thing. That's what I keep going back to lazy is lazy. You're I mean, he's what 23
28:16It's like 25 I think and one of the listeners found, you know, they they found his video games
28:20He's playing legos the incredibles video game at 3 a.m
28:24There we go, you know just stuff like that. I see that it makes me I I go I blank. I can't handle it
28:30I can't handle that
28:31so, I mean he's he's gonna be gone, but yeah when he's but
28:34The thing is when he takes that we try to take down the company. It's already gonna suck. Yeah
28:39Yeah, but it won't be good right? They can't do a good job with that. Do you think?
28:42It doesn't matter if you do a good job, nobody does a good job, but it still like makes news
28:46well
28:46I'll tell you this episode when you were wishing bells palsy on a
28:50Employee for the rest of his life that could well, well that that's the problem with uh,
28:54The mainstream media and the chiclets guys, I guess. Um,
28:58You just cut you cut the entire part where I said he's got a job for life
29:03Yeah, he just wants him to also be ill and you know, yeah, so they spin it like oh bells palsy
29:08Dave won't handy, uh hire bells palsy people and say no I want him to have bells palsy
29:15That may be used in the hip in the next one i'm just saying
29:19Well, i'm sure big as will take the lifelong deal as long as long as they follow it up and include both
29:25He has a job for life
29:28Well, don't just don't just say people like I did the hypothetical should i've been informed about the bells palsy before he did a renewal
29:36Well put in the second part regardless a leader of men says bells palsy guy has job for life
29:44uh, did you think about um
29:47The the possibility like and I got I got tough legs out of bounds stakes in golf people call them
29:53But for you to be on stage in front of 65 000 was shorts on like pants was probably the play there
29:59I don't care how hard it was because you got little stumpy legs and it looked a little awkward
30:03I thought no, I thought I thought pants. I thought I looked fine with the shorts. Listen
30:09Um, there's very few things that i'm out of my depth and singing and dancing
30:15Two of them. It's not not my
30:17Are you seeing pants is probably the play there? It's like a it's like a laid-back summer like yeah, thank you
30:23Idiot show so like no, I think it's okay. No
30:28Like we're there it's 100 degrees we're there for four hours
30:32Look at are you are you
30:35Are you drinking or?
30:37Yeah, I wasn't like shit face. I had some high noons. I there's no need to do this into a microphone
30:42everybody has said that you don't have to do it, but it
30:4780 000 people
30:49I had and i'm not like a lyric scott. I I was listening. I knew I was doing it for a couple weeks
30:54Two weeks straight just going to bed listening to the song. It's not as easy. They rush you up there. You gotta go find zach
31:01Uh, but it's practicing you think of course
31:07Good show
31:09Uh, yeah, it's crazy. I mean to be up there in front of 80 000 people
31:13I mean I I can't get over that like rihanna's dating him. He's
31:18The biggest country star there is it's nuts
31:21So I have a question because I his music's awesome bunch of great songs, but it's they do seem a little slower
31:27Is the concert
31:28Are you like because I don't know concerts for me. I need to be moving. I can't move on the same page as you uh
31:34He speeds them up, but people love it. Like they all know every but I agree with you
31:38He's he's a slower like guy. His songs are generally slow
31:43Lumineers were there said hello to them. They're big fans of barstool. So it was uh
31:50It was good. It was great
31:52More importantly are you by have you bought these? Uh, uh chairs for the new york?
31:56office the ones that rico wants
31:58Crazy that they want chairs. Why?
32:02Why do they deserve chairs?
32:04Chairs, well, I mean they should be new chairs. They have a chair like it's not a car
32:08They have new chair. Yeah, what?
32:12i'm
32:13You saw rico in chicago. He's comfortable. He wants to be more
32:16Rico needs it to be a fucking uh
32:19What is it?
32:20Bet, uh, what do they call the the black the super nice ones like oh, yeah
32:26Yeah, he's gonna be able to sleep in it the chairs are fine
32:29Chairs are fine. I didn't even know that. I don't know what nate's doing. He's running a
32:34Some sort of he's like the
32:36Dwight shrew
32:37It's like making his run. He is running that place like nate is the I think I don't know
32:42I think he's self-appointed himself. He's taking over. Yeah, he's decided to run the whole thing. It seems like
32:47the uh
32:48My I just saw a tweet from one of the political writers. I actually think biden
32:53Is going to drop out by saturday, that's my prediction
32:56I think I thought he was gonna already. I mean who the fuck still thing is something
33:00Who the hell's still testing for covet? That's what I yeah
33:03But you even he didn't have a mask on when he was going on the plane. He had a mask on honestly
33:07He had to shove him into the car. I I I actually think it quieted for a couple days after the trump thing
33:12It's picked up now schumer shift
33:15Actually biden's gonna drop out like friday or saturday
33:18And you think it's gonna be kamala?
33:20Yeah, I don't think there's anything else they can do and with newsom as the vp
33:24Yeah, maybe I mean that makes sense. I guess yeah or something. Yeah, some yeah somebody like that
33:28I think that's gonna happen and I think that makes sense for the democrats. Honestly
33:32I mean, it's the best he's gonna get slaughtered if it's him. I think they're gonna lose no matter what but
33:37Yeah, you see who's that you see who's introducing trump tonight
33:41Is it hulk hogan hulk hogan is introducing?
33:44Yeah, it's almost selling that tweet
33:47Yeah, that was fake. Yeah, I still think it might be fake
33:50And then daniel white's doing it. I think for like
33:53Wait, I thought daniel white was doing it. Yeah, he's he's i'm saying tonight like hogan speaking tonight
33:57I think daniel white is as well. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of uh, a whole bunch of people but it was uh,
34:02it was a wild week and there's one of those weeks where
34:05I don't know. It's kind of where twitter is good and bad at the same time
34:08Because you have people throwing out these ridiculous conspiracy things
34:11And it's so crazy though. I'm not a conspiracy guy
34:15Guy at all and if you go down a conspiracy theory
34:18you become a mad like it's hard to get out of that and then the whole world's fucked but
34:23I don't know how that guy got a shot off
34:25Secret service just totally bungled it and they were stupid. How can they be that stupid?
34:30Well, why would they want that guy like they want that terrible like for who like who this is benefit?
34:34They want trump
34:36Some people say they want trump to die that biden people did it
34:38But then some people say the trump people did it because it made trump look tough
34:42So you put a lot of faith in this fucking kid
34:44Like yeah that I the trump part. I don't I don't believe that at all. That was too like
34:50if he doesn't
34:51If he doesn't turn his head by like an inch he's dead. So what that's a coordinated thing. It's a biden people were
34:58I don't want to believe it, but I I I just don't know how
35:02If it's all true, like they knew about this guy. They knew about the gun
35:06There's literally people yelling. Hey, this guy's on the roof got a gun
35:09Crawling crawling around
35:11how does that guy
35:13like so he could someone could just walk to the front of the stage basically been like pal I
35:17you'd like to believe that can't happen, but
35:19I I guess there's always police incompetence. I always go back to boston marathon bombing when they thought the guy escaped
35:26And he was like an inch away from where the firefight happened and they couldn't find him. He's just sitting in a boat
35:32So I guess there's always humans. There's just pure
35:36They're humans people are humans humans make mistakes
35:39Yeah
35:40I was amazed that the response though. I saw that
35:43I think the secret service director said they were afraid to put somebody on that roof because it had a slope on it. It's crazy
35:51How the secret service person still has a job on this third that is crazy she should be crazy he'd be fired
35:57no, but nobody has been
35:59Fired or resigned or anything? Nobody takes accountability for anything
36:03What what honestly what has to happen for you to step down the president has to be murdered?
36:08That's apparently quite literally the only way the secret service director will step down is if the president's killed
36:15That's okay. So she if trump got killed
36:17She'd be she'd have lost her job. But yes, actually her failure was the same. It just happened that the kid missed
36:22So she keeps her job. Yeah, it's nuts makes no sense. And it's not only again. It's not
36:28That's one thing if you're like the guy came in like a fan man from the sky and it's like well
36:34How could anyone predict fan man? It's like the guy climbed up on a roof five inches away with quite literally the entire crowd
36:41Screaming there's a guy on the roof. There's a guy on the roof. It's crazy
36:45I saw that released phone call with rfk jr and trump but trump says it's a big gun that
36:51It's a tough gun
36:54More importantly you see uh mincey on the uh bouncy house. That was insane read that video
36:59You see this guy have you seen the 14 minute video mincey put out that the that he's been working on for three months
37:06The uh, the jazz fest one the worst content
37:10so unbelievably horrible
37:13That it's breathtakingly bad
37:15This is hard shit though. Jousting on these things. I know I couldn't even get I didn't know he couldn't get up
37:21No, you can't get on it
37:23Oh my god
37:25Just have the guy hold the joust to give it to you when you get up there mincey
37:29I love how he does this little like thing with his feet. He pets his feet watch the mini step
37:36Yeah, I guess it's like he's like fred flintstone
37:39Wait, what this is the bad content? This is great content. Oh
37:45No, this was not the bad content
37:47Oh, we did that he did a vlog from the jazz fest he went to it's like it was 20 minutes. Dave
37:52How long
37:54I think it was 14 minutes of the worst content
37:56It was like a a bunch of like a big disclaimer. What was it? He he's showing the people he's covering
38:03Like this guy andy defrasco who he always talks about there's literally a clip
38:08Of him playing music and then it says disclaimer. This is not his music. We couldn't get the rights
38:13It's just playing stock music
38:16while someone else is playing it's
38:19mind-bogglingly bad
38:21So he knows the guy and the guy wouldn't sign off on him using his song
38:24It's not that that a lot of these musicians don't own their music
38:29They they sell it's like when taylor swift and owner music so they're like the law firms come after you it's not the artist
38:36It's also a chance like if the artist didn't write it like it's yeah, you know, there's a cover another they don't own that song
38:42So yeah, they have to give the you know, you see with tv all the time. Yes this
38:46Is
38:50This is just stock music
38:54That's great
38:56Wait, so he edits his own videos now, is that part of punishment you gave him where he can't have editors?
39:01Yeah, so he spent three months doing this video. It's it's the worst thing i've ever seen ever. Oops
39:07Now it's done quicker than that
39:09It's impossibly bad. It's so horrific that you're almost like oh mince. He did it again
39:15Like it's it's incredibly awful
39:18You do you think he thinks like when he sends out like this is fucking great?
39:22Yeah, I think he's like this did okay. This is who can put that in have you ever seen that?
39:27He's like we're gonna go watch this guy. He's great. And then oh, by the way, this isn't his music
39:31It's just stock music from the internet
39:34I wouldn't be surprised if it was another
39:36Musician and he gets dmc's on that too. He's good. He's that dumb
39:42Uh sheffler all pars since we started
39:45So you see nhl came after your boy. Nicky smokes
39:48yeah, so
39:49well the nhl
39:51Is it I read I read your blog that one logo of the palm tree and the stick
39:56I I was talking to someone who mentioned that's on the merch team not nicky smokes
40:03But I I because like they should know not to use. Yeah. No, you can make that argument
40:09But the fact the nhl is going after him there is just
40:14Most of the time was something like that. It shouldn't be on there. We'll get like a takedown
40:18It's like fine. We don't care. They weren't selling anyways
40:21Nicky was already out in the streets. It was the 4th of july
40:26Like the n8 the one thing I was if the nhl thinks we're like making money by hand selling my t-shirts
40:33like
40:34It was just to teach him a lesson but then
40:37When I heard like we're out. It's like oh the nhl I want I was hoping he'd get arrested
40:42Like imagine if they just cuffed him
40:45Them and cuffed them
40:46right
40:47The nhl has its own jail
40:50Office is right above it
40:55Anything else boys pretty impressive he sold all those. Yeah, that's pretty good. You didn't think you could do it
41:00It's the first time I've I I'd say i'm proud of you. You worked hard for the first time here
41:05Sometimes it just takes a little push right dave
41:08Just a little bit. Oh, yeah, I want to know about the state theater. Oh christ
41:14So these people suck kirk, huh? Thank you
41:16So we did two shows the last two years at the state theater in portland
41:19It's like we've done one there before in the past too. Yeah, great place like great venue the fans love it
41:25They pack portland all weekend
41:27You know, we estimated like we did we did the math with the way these people drink and the food
41:32Probably like six seven hundred grand and just portland gets each weekend we go there with the hotels and all that stuff
41:38So we we did the show
41:40Uh, we're looking, you know, we're looking to do next march already
41:42So you're starting to book potential dates and they came back to us. I said hey
41:45Uh, just so you know 90 of the staff, uh is offended by kirk and would never work with him again
41:51So I I hate that more than anything because you guys
41:55Well, I mean it's not it doesn't seem like a supportive audience so far
41:58But you can say what you want about me when I go to these shows i'm super respectful like I I
42:03I love the state theater like if they don't like the content, that's fine
42:06But then you know, I hate the like we're better than you but we'll take your goddamn money like this year
42:11Even this year they were on the fence. They took it. They were happy to take the money, you know
42:15And now it's like oh
42:16The barstool guy like the right wing guy because we looked them up and the woman who runs the place crazy left winger
42:22People who work they're crazy. Our show's not political at all
42:25But uh, yeah now they hate us and I think it's a because of me and like some of the stuff we do in the show
42:29And I think the barstool tag as well
42:30So now they're an enemy and like once you're an enemy of the show
42:33Like welcome to the club like now, you know now they shut down. They had to shut down their twitter account
42:38They had to take everything down. They shut down their phone lines yesterday
42:41We're gonna go there next week, uh in front of the state theater. I think at some point do a show there live show up front
42:47I think yeah, probably we'll probably have some people there. I just don't I have no patience for that like, you know
42:51Oh like you're this bad
42:54It's bullshit. We went we did two great shows
42:56Every every minute fan loves the state theater
42:59Loves portland and now like they fucked us over because I I was gonna do
43:03As long as I was a bar so I was gonna do a show a show or two a year there
43:06So I caught we talked to the mayor of portland yesterday on the show
43:10We said hey, you're costing the city a couple million dollars. None of these years perked up then
43:14So we'll see I want the president of the state theater this woman to resign
43:18I want the new president to apologize and offer us a show there at our choosing and then I will maybe
43:25If they correctly beg and grovel potentially do a show there again short of that. They're an enemy
43:30Are there any other options in portland?
43:32Yeah, but I don't want to go if this mayor doesn't do anything for us
43:35I don't want to go to portland and give them money
43:37Like we'll just do it somewhere else. We'll go a bunch of places we can go
43:40But you know, I love the state the state theater is a great place the people who run it are communists
43:45But you know, and you know, there's a million, you know this we looked it up
43:48There's a bunch of comedians who have said way worse
43:50There's a bunch of comedians and a bunch of people have been arrested for this for that
43:53So it's like selective morality is what makes me fucking quick. Is there anything the man? I mean, it's a private venue
44:01No, there's nothing you can do. I mean you can flex some muscles though. You have a conversation. He can say sounds like he is
44:07Well, that's what he told us yesterday, you know politicians he played. Yeah, we'll find out we'll find out
44:11But they are the newest I haven't had a good enemy in a while
44:13I realize now we start to bite people just generally just like back off
44:17They don't want it anymore. But you know, the state theater is now enemy number one in in the kirkman and show world
44:23It's a very liberal city, right? Well, that's what I was gonna say
44:28The live the kirkman and live show in portland
44:31That's giving off butler pennsylvania vibes with him up on stage
44:37Listen but I will say like the show itself
44:40You've been the one of them with the shows are not political not at all
44:43I mean that would be a good thing though to add to the thing like
44:47Get clipped in the ear
44:48That wouldn't be bad. Yeah, that would not be I will say all the minute fans have like trudeau jump on you
44:54Like they do with the black face on
44:57Like they do with the convention with trump now with that big ear thing all them in the fans would have that ear thing
45:00I think I if I could figure out a way to sell those like like ear
45:05Paraphernalia that would be yeah, probably those i'm I I thought I thought trumpet should have gone no bandage and just showed off the damage
45:13I think i'll take it off tonight during the speech. I think there's a chance what if the damage isn't as bad that
45:20That would lead to some big time
45:22Yeah, so it's like if the ear is okay true at that point you got to go in and just take a piece
45:27Like give it like peaches. Here's my ear
45:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
45:34All right. All right guys