Hello- this is a family fun account of the 1st creaTive family website [ any video inspire a pioneer project or is for project ..] = GET pioneer projects on sports tourism / art service / business proposal and more at = https://linktr.ee/thinkfveshop AND find OFFERS/ DISCOUNT in the pioneer designs from the projects in th eShop = https://www.redbubble.com/people/thinkeshop7 #eshop #travel #get #offers #gift #giftFORhim #giftFORher #giftFORbrother #giftFORparents - THANKS - and inform - willing to work to ANY place/park/ beach/ hotel who WANT A LOT MORE CUSTOMERS - want to see my work ? just visit Papho - Cyprus - all cuty change and get 30% more tourism by my pioneer tourist campaign @paphoscityofkings. [ find the page in facebbok to see what is this ] . = #ALLATSEA #FUN #FAMILY
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00🎵
00:30On your marks, get set, go!
00:35How was that?
00:363.7 seconds! Outstanding!
00:39That's, er, 23 kilometres an hour.
00:42That Korean guy on the internet clocked 32.
00:45How did he do it?
00:46The 2Ds. Discipline and dedication.
00:50A grown man running into walls.
00:53That's our old ones.
00:54No!
00:55I can't see anything.
00:57There, look, see? A smudge.
01:00So, these women from your netball team reunion,
01:03you actually think they're going to bring a fingerprinting kit?
01:05You don't know them.
01:06They're like vampires, except instead of blood
01:08they're attracted to poorly maintained kitchen appliances.
01:11You're getting too wound up about this. The place looks great.
01:14Well, it will do if you would stop touching the kettle
01:16and turning on taps.
01:19You're right, you're right. I'm going to go.
01:22You're right, you're right. I'm overreacting, aren't I?
01:25I'm going to be getting you to fill out a form every time you open the fridge soon.
01:28Oh, that's terrible. Look at them smudges.
01:30I think I can see what's happening here.
01:32Your old school friend's coming to the house,
01:34he's reminding you of the inadequate schoolgirl you used to be.
01:38This guy.
01:40He says we all have baggage from the past.
01:42He calls it our balloon.
01:43And we spend our lives trying to burst that balloon
01:45when in reality what we should be doing is embracing the balloon.
01:50Oh, not another self-help book.
01:52They're all the same. Hugging the budgie, cuddling the cobra.
01:55No, no, it's psychoanalysis.
01:57It helps us to understand ourselves.
01:59I'll show you.
02:02Louis, what do you see?
02:04It's my old yo-yo, Robert.
02:06We used to do everything together.
02:08I'll never have another friend like Robert.
02:11Right.
02:12Oh!
02:14The posh biscuits! Someone's opened the posh biscuits!
02:16I don't believe it!
02:19There's two missing!
02:21Those are supposed to be for tomorrow.
02:23It's just two biscuits.
02:25Was it you? Have you had them?
02:27No, there's enough food here to feed the Premier League.
02:29Louis, have you had these biscuits?
02:33Yuck!
02:35You know I don't eat round food.
02:37It's horrible!
02:39Well, that's true.
02:40And Hannah's been at a sleepover, so...
02:42Yay!
02:44Of course.
02:49It wasn't me!
02:51You can't just accuse people without proof!
02:53It couldn't have been anyone else.
02:55That's my proof.
02:57Good morning, Mr Barnaby.
02:59Morning.
03:01So I'm stopping your pocket money.
03:03And when my friends come round tomorrow,
03:05you will stay in your room.
03:07And what's with the Humpty Dumpty outfit?
03:09Actually, I don't want to know.
03:11You hear that?
03:13I get the blame for everything round here.
03:15What? Are you saying you didn't steal the biscuits?
03:17I never touched them!
03:19Wow.
03:21That's an unexpected twist.
03:23Maybe one of the guests infiltrated the family zone!
03:25Yeah, they're always stealing soap and stuff.
03:27Now I think of it,
03:29they have been acting kind of weird.
03:31I was in Mr Barnaby's room yesterday
03:33just trying to break my non-stop bouncing record
03:35and he got all weird about it,
03:37like he was hiding something.
03:39And I was showing Mrs Owen some tennis ball tricks
03:41and she was really unfriendly,
03:43like she was trying to get revenge on me.
03:45And Mr Morris,
03:47he got really frightened just by a tiny little noise,
03:49like he'd done something and he was guilty.
03:51That's it!
03:53One of them definitely did it!
03:55I've got to find out who!
03:57Clear my name!
03:59Okay.
04:01So, you've been wrongly accused,
04:03but that doesn't mean we can go round doing whatever we want.
04:05Society has rules.
04:07Yeah.
04:09If anyone messes with you,
04:11you take him out.
04:13This is such a bad idea.
04:15It's a great idea.
04:17The thief eats a biscuit,
04:19the mouth turns blue,
04:21we've got them!
04:23Or we could just ask them if they took the biscuits.
04:25They won't admit it.
04:27Whisk!
04:29And talk her to the legal now.
04:31Just because I'm scared of a little pain.
04:35Even so,
04:37I might just...
04:39I might just...
04:41I might just...
04:43I mean, you don't need me, do you?
04:47I was shouting!
04:53The marsupials
04:55have been foraging now
04:57for several weeks.
04:59But as the cold starts to bite...
05:01Hello.
05:03So, er...
05:05Biscuits. Nice, aren't they?
05:07The thing is,
05:10the biscuits went missing.
05:12But if you did take them,
05:14it's nothing to be ashamed of.
05:16Please, I'm trying to watch this.
05:20Perhaps you thought they were free.
05:22Will you
05:24be quiet?
05:26It won't be long until
05:28it becomes too cold.
05:30I was shouting!
05:32Actually,
05:34I like quiet too.
05:36But for now, the young pups are blissfully
05:38aware of the perils ahead.
05:40I might wear this tomorrow.
05:42Hmm?
05:46Ah, you're back.
05:48Did you have a good time?
05:50Yeah, it was lovely.
05:52Good to be home now, see you guys.
05:54You want something, don't you?
05:56What do you want?
05:58No, just because I'm being friendly
06:00it doesn't mean I want something.
06:02That is so unfair.
06:04No, unfair is when a seagull poos in your ice cream.
06:06It's realistic.
06:08Fine, there's a party tomorrow.
06:10It's on a boat. Tickets are 20 quid.
06:12No way.
06:14I told you, an F in maths means
06:16that it's no pocket money for a month.
06:18You always pick out the bad subjects.
06:20What about art? I got a D in that.
06:22OK, OK.
06:24What we need here is honest
06:26and open communication.
06:28This is a very difficult
06:30phase you're going through.
06:32Do not be judgmental, Helen. She's a teenager.
06:34I'm not judging you.
06:36You and that stupid book.
06:38I think I can see a way through this.
06:40Hannah, you want 20 quid?
06:42Yes.
06:44And Helen, you are completely freaking out
06:46about this reunion.
06:48So, why don't you let Hannah help you?
06:50And you pay me!
06:52That's a brilliant idea.
06:54Actually, that's not bad.
06:56You could hand out the food. Deal?
06:58See?
07:00Now that I have embraced my own balloon
07:02maybe I can solve everyone else's problems.
07:04Kevin.
07:06You can embrace your balloon.
07:08Just do it silently.
07:16Can you smell smoke?
07:18Erm...
07:26Charlie!
07:28I've got this. I've got this.
07:31I spent all morning cleaning this room.
07:33What are you doing?
07:35Just some baking.
07:37Just some baking? Look at this mess.
07:39It's like a marauding army's march through
07:41and then come back and add a food fight.
07:43Are these for your mum's party tomorrow?
07:45Yeah.
07:47To make up for the ones that were stolen.
07:49But not by me.
07:51Charlie!
07:53You, get in here.
07:55I expected more from you, Ben.
07:57You're right.
07:59What's happening?
08:01I did nothing.
08:03I feel ashamed.
08:05Just get out.
08:07Get out, all of you, and stay out.
08:09Come on.
08:11Not you.
08:13What am I going to do?
08:15It's going to take hours to clean all this up.
08:17OK, calm down.
08:19You'll get through this in no time.
08:21Because I'm going to help you, you big silly.
08:23That went brilliant.
08:25Seriously.
08:27Phase one is complete.
08:29The bait is ready.
08:31Now all I've got to do is set the trap.
08:39Wake up, Louis.
08:41I need your help.
08:43What did you say, Louis?
08:45You're right.
08:47The biscuits in the kitchen are lovely.
08:49I want sleep.
08:51Mum gets them from a bakery.
08:53It's famous for their delicious blue biscuits.
08:55Please, Louis.
08:57What is it?
08:59What's going on?
09:01Hello, Mr Barnaby.
09:03Just in case you or your mates want anything,
09:05Mum and Dad turn in at ten.
09:07So after that, there'll be no-one around.
09:09No-one.
09:13Can I go back to bed now?
09:15Yeah.
09:25Kitchen cleaned again.
09:27Check.
09:29Spice rack alphabet...
09:31alphabet...
09:33Put it in alphabetical order.
09:35Check.
09:37This reunion is bringing up a lot of stuff, isn't it, Helen?
09:39Oh, don't analyse me.
09:41But you need to understand
09:43it's all in your head.
09:45It is not real.
09:47It is real.
09:51I gave them all food poisoning.
09:53I gave them all food poisoning.
09:55It's by the by. What?
09:57I've never told you this,
09:59but I once organised
10:01the netball team summer party.
10:03OK, OK, I'm listening.
10:05And I made one
10:07silly mistake.
10:09I told the caterers
10:11the wrong day, so there was no food.
10:13So I had to get a curry from the takeaway.
10:15And gave
10:17everyone food poisoning.
10:19Yeah. Jenny Simmons threw up
10:22over Cynthia Nixon halfway through the team photo.
10:24They said it wasn't my fault, but
10:26I could tell they blamed me.
10:28Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.
10:32Feels good to talk about all this, though, doesn't it?
10:34Feels good to get it off your chest.
10:36Yeah.
10:38Come on. Give the doctor a hug.
10:40All's good
10:42in the Enright hood.
10:44The fridge!
10:46I've got to check the fridge!
10:48What? Why?
10:50Everyone will go off, everyone will get poisoned again
10:52and we'll be forced to leave Scarborough in disgrace
10:54and go and live in the Orkney Islands where nobody's ever heard of us
10:56and the winters are brutal. That's why!
10:58OK, Helen, I'm going to be really honest with you now.
11:00I think you're going to need another session.
11:08The thief!
11:20SIGHS
11:42CRASH
11:46SCREAMS
11:48CRASH
11:50Charlie!
11:52Mum?
11:58Your mum is really upset.
12:00She just doesn't understand
12:02why you do something like that.
12:04I was helping!
12:06I was trying to catch the biscuit thief!
12:08But I do.
12:10I understand.
12:12You do?
12:14Yes. This is not your fault.
12:16You feel excluded
12:18so you're acting up.
12:20You're totally right, Dad. This isn't my fault.
12:22I'll tell you what.
12:24If you behave tomorrow, maybe we'll surprise your mum
12:26and you can come down to the reunion.
12:28How good does that sound?
12:30Great.
12:32Good lad.
12:34Rubik's Cube!
12:36Oh, and Charlie,
12:38about the biscuits.
12:40If you want one, just ask.
12:42I didn't take the biscuits!
12:44Is it time to get up?
12:46Oh, stop.
12:58So I put the garden tables
13:00into the guest lounge and I have to say
13:02it is looking pretty good.
13:04We're not beaten yet, universe.
13:06I think we need to face the facts.
13:08Charlie needs a shrink.
13:10Or a little understanding
13:13from someone with real insight.
13:15Here.
13:17What's this?
13:1914.30. Guests arrive.
13:2114.35. Drinks and amusing stories.
13:23C. Appendix B.
13:25It's just bullet points, really.
13:27Wrap up and closing remarks.
13:2918.30.
13:316.30.
13:33What? But my party's at 5.30!
13:35I thought I was only handing out a couple of bowls of crisps.
13:37No, no. We've got all that to get through.
13:39What?
13:41My party? The boy who leaves at 6?
13:43Hannah!
13:45You are getting paid £20 to serve food.
13:47So you have to do it.
13:49But...
13:51End of story!
14:03Fingerprinting with soap?
14:05It's ridiculous!
14:07It'll work. I read it in a book.
14:09It's a book of incredibly stupid ideas.
14:11Ow! You're being negative.
14:13It's such a great idea.
14:15I'm honoured to be a part of it.
14:17It's full of old newspaper up here.
14:23There it is. Sticky tape.
14:33Perfect. Now all we need to do is find a matching print.
14:35I can't believe it worked.
14:37Now we need to get on with the next part
14:39of this insane plan.
14:45Hear that? Even the chimney's stressed out.
14:47What do you think?
14:49I think it looks pretty good.
14:53That's Cynthia Bryce.
14:55I knew she'd be early trying to catch me out.
14:57OK, OK, calm down.
14:59We are ready.
15:01OK, go.
15:07Cynthia.
15:09How lovely.
15:11I came early. I thought you might need some help.
15:13Oh, that's very sweet of you.
15:15No, no.
15:17Everything's under control.
15:23No, you two go to the film.
15:25I'm going to be for a walk.
15:27Suspect's departing on foot.
15:29Now's our chance to slide down into a life of crime.
15:31Going in the rooms isn't a crime.
15:33If you've got the keys.
15:35Anyway, you're not coming.
15:37Really?
15:39You're following the suspects.
15:41The two at the cinema will be gone ages,
15:43but the other one, make sure he doesn't come back.
15:45How am I going to do that?
15:47You'll find a way, because failure isn't an option.
15:55Cynthia's sitting in there,
15:57smiling like a viper in a barrel of frogs.
15:59Or maybe she's just enjoying herself.
16:01Oh, no, no, no.
16:04I'm going to relax, drop my guard,
16:06then one wrong move and she'll pounce.
16:08That'll be more of them.
16:10The guests are here.
16:12I'm going to start serving the canapés.
16:14Oh, no. I'm not sure your mum's ready yet.
16:16It's not just about her. I'm a person, too,
16:18and I need to get these done for 5.30.
16:20No. Hannah! Hannah!
16:26Right, Mr. Barnaby's room.
16:28You check over there for a matching print.
16:30I'll check the bed for biscuit crumbs.
16:32I'll do that.
16:42Canapé?
16:46Canapé?
16:52Have another.
16:56Have another.
17:02Have another.
17:10Mr. Barnaby, isn't it?
17:12From Brookville.
17:14What a coincidence.
17:16Go into the gardens.
17:18Lovely views.
17:20I can give you a tour, if you like.
17:22Local knowledge. Get the inside story.
17:24No, I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.
17:26So the castle dates back to the 12th century,
17:28although it's been disused
17:30since the Civil War.
17:32Perfect.
17:34No one will know we've been here.
17:36What?
17:40Sorry. I got a bit carried away.
17:42You go and clean yourself up.
17:44Get rid of that. I'll deal with this.
17:54No!
18:00Are we good?
18:04Man down!
18:06We need someone to blame.
18:10Burglars.
18:16Come on. You're nearly finished.
18:18Another little-known fact about Scarborough
18:20is that it's the birthplace
18:22of the roundabout.
18:24What?
18:26To solve traffic problems
18:28at the famous Scarborough Fair.
18:30Lots of people here selling parsley, thyme.
18:32You're making this up.
18:34Shall we try a verse?
18:36It's the birthplace of the roundabout.
18:38What?
18:40To solve traffic problems
18:42at the famous Scarborough Fair.
18:44Lots of people here selling parsley, thyme.
18:46Shall we try a verse?
18:48Are you going to Scar...?
18:50I'm off. Goodbye.
18:52I can show you how Julius Caesar
18:54had his static caravan.
18:56Mr Barnaby!
19:01Ladders deployed right outside.
19:05Even the cops can figure this one out.
19:07The burglar climbed up the ladder,
19:09got in through the window,
19:11checked the chimney for hidden valuables...
19:13Which got so all over the place.
19:16Kept on the phone.
19:18Was so gutted, decided not to take anything.
19:20Outstanding.
19:22You head home, I'll go to Mum's boring party.
19:24Make sure everyone sees me.
19:26Establish an alibi. Good thinking.
19:28Brilliant.
19:30For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.
19:36What's next?
19:38Try these.
19:46That was quick.
19:48They loved it.
19:50What's next?
19:52Yeah, I mean,
19:54I've always been fascinated
19:56by the human mind.
19:58I'm like a fisherman.
20:00And people's personalities
20:02and their little quirks and motivations,
20:04they are like fish
20:06with a...
20:08I don't know.
20:10I don't know.
20:12I don't know.
20:14With a...
20:18Have a pancake thing.
20:20No.
20:22No. Have one. Seriously.
20:24Fine.
20:26Don't come crying to me when they're all gone.
20:30Everything alright?
20:32Lovely. It's a lovely party, Helen.
20:34Really? You're so organised.
20:36Not like some I can mention.
20:40Do you remember Melissa Carter's party?
20:44She got the date wrong for the caterer.
20:46She sent out for a curry
20:48and we all got terrible food poisoning.
20:52That was Melissa?
20:54I think so, wasn't it?
20:58Yeah.
21:00Yeah, I think it was.
21:02Typical Melissa.
21:06Charlie, what are you doing here?
21:08Oh, hello, Mrs Bryce.
21:10I didn't get a chance to speak to you earlier
21:12for ages.
21:14Hello.
21:16Lovely blouse.
21:18Oh, thank you.
21:22He's really settled down, hasn't he?
21:24Yeah.
21:26I said he could drop in
21:28and say hello. Let's give him a chance.
21:30Do have one of these snacks.
21:32They're even nicer than the ones I gave you
21:34about an hour and a half ago.
21:36He does seem to be on his best behaviour.
21:38I won't say I told you so.
21:40Come on.
22:02Any more food?
22:04No, no. We'll send the desserts out in a few minutes.
22:06But first
22:08I just want to say
22:10you are doing really well.
22:12Yeah, I've been really good for the whole
22:14two hours I've been down here.
22:28Ah, yes, I'm off.
22:30Oh, whoa, hold your horses. Desserts.
22:32What?
22:34Your mum said all the food.
22:38I want one of those.
22:44Amazing.
22:46You make Charlie feel included.
22:48He blooms like a flower.
22:50Like a flower watered by
22:52a river of smugness.
22:54No, he is trying, I'll give you that.
22:56Plus, I've just sent his biscuits out
22:58so he should really start to steal part of it all.
23:00Tell you what, these are pretty good.
23:02You've got competition.
23:04I'm like a gardener
23:07when instead of plants
23:09I grow humans.
23:11Beautiful, thriving
23:13humans.
23:17What?
23:19Charlie!
23:21Ah, Mr Barnaby.
23:23Everything alright?
23:25I'm afraid I've had to call the police.
23:27Good party, isn't it?
23:29Just flew by. Can't believe I've been here
23:31two and a half hours.
23:33No, no biscuits.
23:35I'm crying. Biscuit.
23:39Hannah!
23:43I'll take those. I'm finished.
23:45At last.
23:56A phone
23:58deliberately smashed.
24:00What does that tell us, guys?
24:02That our criminal is a man
24:04or woman
24:06who feels isolated
24:08unable to communicate.
24:12And more to the point
24:14is probably covered in soot.
24:16Yeah, no, the soot thing. I was going to say that.
24:18Charlie?
24:20Break-in.
24:22Possibly.
24:24But that window hasn't been forced.
24:26Could be an inside job.
24:28Charlie?
24:30Charlie?
24:32Hello.
24:36Bye then.
24:38Thanks for coming. Hope you enjoyed yourselves.
24:44What have you done?
24:46Alright, ladies.
24:48Everyone having a good time?
24:50Has been mischievous in the past, but I have cured him.
24:52How could I have done
24:54whatever it is you think I've done
24:56when I've been down here the whole time?
24:58Right, Dad?
25:00What is going on?
25:02And what's all this?
25:04I'm so sorry, Cynthia. I'm sure it'll wash out.
25:06It had better.
25:08Alright, Mum. I'm off. Can I get that twenty quid?
25:10Better if you stay a few minutes
25:12just till we get this sorted.
25:14What? But I'm...
25:16Everybody stays.
25:18Do you like my new yayay?
25:22Biscuits!
25:24There. Louis stole the biscuits.
25:26Not me. I'm innocent.
25:29He's my new friend, Morris.
25:31But I'll never forget Roger.
25:39Stop it!
25:43Charlie!
25:45OK.
25:47Fine.
25:49I did do all the other stuff.
25:51But look. Ha!
25:53I didn't steal the biscuits!
25:55Well.
25:57I think we're all sorted here.
25:59Finally. Can I go now?
26:01Yes. I've had quite enough.
26:03Ladies?
26:05You are in serious trouble.
26:07I don't know why you're blaming me.
26:09It's not my fault.
26:11Still, at least no-one got food poisoning yet.
26:13See?
26:15Things could have been a lot worse.
26:25And I thought Melissa's party was bad.
26:27This has been a nightmare.
26:29The worst two hours of my life.
26:31Come on!
26:33So sorry. So sorry.
26:35Thanks for coming.
26:37I'll see you at the next one.
26:39I'm leaving.
26:41I'm leaving.
26:43I'm leaving.
26:45I'm leaving.
26:47I'm leaving.
26:49I'm leaving.
26:51I'm leaving.
26:53I'm leaving.
26:55And I'll be billing you for the phone.
26:57That's good.
26:59Look at me.
27:01I've got no time to get cleaned up.
27:03I've missed the party. I've missed it.
27:09Hey.
27:11This really does take the biscuit.
27:13OK.
27:15If Louis's the thief,
27:17does that mean I get my pocket money back?
27:23How can this be right?
27:25Helping with breakfast for a month.
27:27And for what?
27:29For tracking down a hardened criminal?
27:31What kind of lesson's that for a child?
27:33It's a travesty of justice!