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00:31It was an accident.
00:33You actually microwaved a dinosaur to an action man.
00:37I was trying to make a lizard man.
00:39They need high temperatures to mutate.
00:41Keep up, Mum, it's basic monster science.
00:44HE LAUGHS
00:46Quite clever, actually.
00:48It's like Dr Frankenstein.
00:52No, no, nevertheless, you know, we're both very disappointed in you.
00:55Especially your mum.
00:57No, no, and me as well.
00:59And, Wig, stop in your pocket money till you've paid the repair bill.
01:02£86? You can't do that.
01:05I'll starve to death.
01:07I'll probably get rickets.
01:12Give him a few quid for cleaning the car.
01:14I mean, it's not rain... Kevin?
01:16Yes, go to your room.
01:20Mad, mad.
01:22For the rickets?
01:24For the rickets?
01:28I hate raised voices.
01:30It reminds me of being back in the bank with all the shouting and the pointing
01:33and Mr Thompson and his filing system
01:35and all the chatty chatter by the water cooler.
01:37Well, it's the only way you listen.
01:39I can't always be the bossy one.
01:41No.
01:43Would you?
01:45You can nip into town, take back what's left of the microwave.
01:51Oh.
01:53Oh.
02:03What are you doing in bed?
02:05I thought Carol was coming round to do your science project.
02:08I don't feel too well.
02:10Can you call her and tell her it's off?
02:13What's up?
02:15I feel really cold, but also really hot.
02:19Get up.
02:21I don't want to hang out with Carol.
02:23She's boring. She wears her hair in French plaits and labels all her pencils.
02:27Well, maybe some of her organisational skills will rub off on you.
02:30You're going to need them when you get a proper job,
02:32cos from what I've seen today, you're not going to make it as an actress.
02:35That is so offensive!
02:39Nice try, but shouldn't you be on this side?
02:49HE SIGHS
02:51Morning.
02:53Morning.
02:57Everything all right, Louis?
03:03There is a deepening new low developing in the North Sea
03:06and will extend across all areas...
03:08They're humans. Something spoke to them.
03:11..storm warnings have been issued for coastal areas...
03:14That's it, a storm!
03:16..Gale force winds are expected, with gusts of up to 70mph...
03:19Sounds big. We'd better take cover, Simon.
03:22..updates throughout the day, on air and on our website.
03:32Car washing?
03:34Bagsy on the hose. I need to work on my target practice.
03:37Yep. If we do five cars a day,
03:39we'll pay off the repair bill by the end of the week.
03:42But I thought we were going to stay in
03:44and finish my North Sea oil rig.
03:46When we're millionaires, you can buy all the oil rigs.
03:49Ooh, I can get a North Comer and offshore with Matchstick support vessel.
03:54Better get a move on with the mission.
03:56Only eight hours of sunlight left.
03:58But how are we going to find enough cars to wash?
04:01Easy. They're all really dirty. It hasn't rained in weeks.
04:07Probably just seagulls plopping.
04:09Seagulls plopping.
04:16The prophecy is coming true.
04:18Quick, Simon, before we get blown away.
04:40SIGHS
04:42I can't believe it. They're all clean.
04:45Stupid rain.
04:47Oh, well, we'd best get back to the den and finish that oil rig.
04:53I've got a much better idea.
04:55We could make little plastic men to put on the deck.
05:02It's never going to happen, is it?
05:10DOORBELL BUZZES
05:14Carol! Hi. Sorry, am I early?
05:16I can go wait at the end of the drive for another three and a half minutes.
05:20No, I'll just see if Hannah's ready.
05:22Hannah!
05:25Hannah, get down here now!
05:30She'll be down in a minute.
05:40I don't get it.
05:42Why would we want to put dirt on people's cars?
05:44So people will pay us to wash it off?
05:46Silly.
05:47Camouflaging subversion? Genius!
05:50Yeah, but wouldn't they just be able to wash it off with a hose?
05:53Wait! He's right.
05:55We need something thicker.
05:57Something they'll never be able to wash off in a million years.
06:00No, that's not what I meant.
06:02I've got it!
06:09MUSIC PLAYS
06:20I swear, I was the only person in Islington
06:22who thought a Caravaggio was a type of pizza.
06:27Oh, didn't see you there. Clearly.
06:29Hi, Hannah. What's she doing here?
06:31Your mum was telling me about when you lived in London.
06:34The theatres, galleries, it sounds so exciting.
06:36Excuse me while I pass out.
06:38Maybe I should go.
06:40I promised my mum I'd babysit my little sister after lunch, so...
06:43I'll drop you off.
06:45What about your precious little science project?
06:47I've done it. It just needs laminating.
06:49Hannah can do that. I'll drop her off in town.
06:52I am not a slave.
06:54Well, it's a good job, cos if you were,
06:56I'd take you back to the slave dealer for a refund.
06:58Thanks, Hannah. Appreciate it.
07:07Oh, a cliff.
07:09Move, move!
07:13Ha!
07:16Thick, white, gloopy.
07:19It could almost be the real thing.
07:21Real what?
07:23Seagull poop.
07:25We're not putting that on a grown-up's car.
07:27Enemy movement, quick!
07:37BIRDS CHIRP
07:43The storm has passed.
07:45But where is everyone?
07:53Oh, no!
08:01The storm has taken them.
08:05But you've all gone, Simon.
08:13So nice of you offering to buy me lunch on the way home.
08:15It was the least I could do.
08:17I thought this would be your sort of place.
08:19Sophisticated, arty.
08:23I wasn't sure we'd see you again.
08:25I've been tied up at the B&B.
08:28Yeah.
08:30I bet that son of yours keeps you diseased.
08:32I'm just admiring your artwork.
08:34Yeah, it's really evocative of the sea.
08:37Long word.
08:38I try and learn a new one every week.
08:40It's good for the short-term memory.
08:42Listen to her.
08:44What would you like?
08:45Erm, I'll have whatever you'll have then.
08:47Excuse me a moment.
08:50Nice young lady.
08:52Oh, she's lovely.
08:54It's good to see a mum and daughter getting along for a change.
08:56Oh, actually, we're not...
08:58Trust me, you are.
09:00Terrible twosomes in town on a Saturday.
09:02Screaming mums.
09:04Girls gone mad.
09:05Of course, it's not the kids' fault, really.
09:08It's the parents'.
09:09Well, it's hard.
09:11But Carol's...
09:12She is a real credit to you.
09:15I do me best.
09:16You should write one of those parenting books about that one.
09:18Share your secret.
09:20Well, I'm not sure there is a secret, really.
09:23You know, it's just...
09:25Just the basics.
09:27Just always tell the truth
09:29and make quality time for each other.
09:31I was just telling you.
09:33Now, we would like two Caesar salads
09:36and another jug of juice, please.
09:39If you like the art,
09:42you should come down to my wife's gallery this afternoon.
09:45She's putting on an exhibition of some interesting art.
09:49A chance for you two to spend some more quality time together.
09:52Eh?
09:53Eh?
09:58I think he's just being friendly.
10:08We have to hurry.
10:10After storm water, creatures will come.
10:13We need supplies we can hide out.
10:16Simon, you keep watch.
10:19Beans or spaghetti shapes?
10:23You're right.
10:24No beans.
10:25We could be holed up for a while.
10:29No.
10:30It's too clean.
10:31Good.
10:32Then all the mud and mess will really show up.
10:43It's ruined.
10:44It isn't.
10:45I haven't even put the seagull poo on yet.
10:54We're vandals.
10:55I don't want to go to prison.
10:57Mum says they only have five channels
11:00and they make you eat your food off little plastic trays.
11:03No-one's going to prison
11:05because you're going to do an amazing sales pitch.
11:08But I'm no good at that sort of thing.
11:11I get nervous.
11:12Sweaty.
11:13Come off it.
11:14You're the best at talking to grown-ups, isn't he?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Adults like boring kids.
11:19Fact!
11:23LAUGHTER
11:30Hello.
11:31We're Savoy Cleaners,
11:34a deluxe car-valeting service that's new to your area.
11:39And today we're offering to clean your car
11:42at a bargain price of just five pounds.
11:45Sorry, I had it done last...
11:49What?
11:50Seagulls, eh?
11:52Lying rats, if you ask me.
11:54Counts a lot to shoot them.
11:55I would, but they get a bit opty about that sort of thing.
12:01How old are you?
12:02Ten.
12:03But we're very mature for our age.
12:05And strong, too.
12:07Grrr!
12:09Well, it's a very big job.
12:11How do I know you can handle it?
12:14Er...
12:16I think our work speaks for itself.
12:21That is very impressive.
12:25OK, you're on.
12:29Right, I'm off to pick up my suit from the dry cleaners.
12:32I have a conference tomorrow.
12:34A businessman like yourself,
12:35you know how important it is to impress the clients.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:40Anyway, I'll leave the door open so you can get to the tap.
12:44Is there anything else you need?
12:46Er...
12:47Just the chance to give your car a new lease of life, sir.
12:51It's a pleasure doing business with you.
13:00Hiya. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now.
13:03Please leave me a message after the term.
13:08Fine, Mum. Don't pick me up then.
13:10I'll walk home all by myself.
13:12But I am sorry we're telling Dad about this.
13:14This is actual child neglect.
13:28Hurry up. This is taking ages.
13:30Any faster, she might blow.
13:32This stuff is set solid.
13:34And my wrists are hurting.
13:36My mum says you should look after your wrists.
13:38They're the hinges to the arm.
13:41We've still got four cars to do to reach our target.
13:44We need to speed this up.
13:47Wait here.
13:56Problem solved.
14:00Drain cleaner.
14:02Cuts through gunk and grime in half the time.
14:04Fresh ammo. Ace!
14:06But it says for drains.
14:08Isn't that safe?
14:10I mean, if we're handling toxic materials,
14:12then we'll need the proper safety equipment.
14:15Er, you get scrubbing and you crank up the hose.
14:18Yes, sir!
14:23He said, get scrubbing.
14:30This is the diary of Louis,
14:32the only boy to survive a great storm.
14:34Day one.
14:36My family are gone,
14:38and all I have is a pile of spaghetti,
14:40my storm den and Simon.
14:42It's important to keep a diary, Simon,
14:44so you don't go mad.
14:48There. All safe.
14:50We're going to be rich.
14:52I'll be able to buy a massive microwave
14:54and build a life-size lizard man.
14:56Monster mayhem. Outstanding!
14:58LAUGHTER
15:07Er, guys?
15:11I think you'd better come see this.
15:20It's just a stain. You need to scrub harder.
15:32Paint's coming off.
15:34What have you done for?
15:36I was the front man. It's all right.
15:38I saw something in the garage that'll fix it. Easy.
15:47Sorted!
15:55Camouflage? Genius!
15:57But it says for fences and sheds.
16:00The paint's red, the car's red. What's your problem?
16:05WHISTLE BLOWS
16:11Where have you been?
16:14Dropping Carol back. Took your time.
16:17Er, stopped off in town.
16:19For? Some shopping.
16:21Get anything nice?
16:23Why are you being weird?
16:25Maybe cos you took another woman's daughter out for lunch.
16:31It's not what it looks like. Spare me the lies.
16:33She said she was hungry. I suggested we go for lunch.
16:36Because she's so mature and interesting.
16:38Well...
16:40You never take me out anywhere nice.
16:42Because you never ask me. You can barely talk to me without shouting.
16:45OK.
16:47Why don't we go somewhere together now?
16:49I can't. I've said I'll go to an exhibition with...
16:52Carol! Fine!
16:55OK.
16:58Why don't I cancel and...
17:00Maybe you and me can go to the exhibition together instead.
17:04What if you don't want to?
17:06I do.
17:08Really? Of course.
17:11Come here.
17:21There.
17:23It's a completely different colour.
17:26You can hardly notice it.
17:29Are you kidding? You could see him from a plane.
17:34Uh-oh! Enemy movement at 12 o'clock!
17:38My dad!
17:41What are you doing now? I thought I told you to go to your room.
17:44And I did.
17:46And I thought long and hard about that terrible thing I did.
17:49And decided to pay you back.
17:51I'm starting my own car-washing business.
17:54Good. Good.
17:56Glad I finally talked some sense into you.
18:00Hang on.
18:04You've done a really good job.
18:08Thanks, Dad.
18:10Why don't you come over for tea later when you've finished?
18:13Thanks!
18:15Charlie? Yeah?
18:17Well done. I'm really proud of you.
18:20Thanks, Dad.
18:27I told you. It's hard to notice.
18:30Oh, dear.
18:32Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
18:35Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
18:39You kids know anything about this?
18:43Yeah. This is my house.
18:45It's been sitting out here for weeks.
18:47Mum says someone abandoned it.
18:49Well, it's a disgrace. That's all I can say.
18:52You kids take care now?
18:54We will. As much as we can with all this sort of thing going on.
19:00My dad's got a friend who fixes cars.
19:02I'll call him.
19:04From a phone box.
19:06So that they can't track us.
19:08I don't know what he's making such a big fuss about.
19:11Me neither. Just needs a bit of evening out.
19:23Thank you for being so understanding, Carol.
19:26Maybe I'll see you at the exhibition. OK, bye.
19:29He just bumped into Charlie.
19:31He's started his own business.
19:33Washing cars.
19:35It's OK. It's OK. We can move away.
19:38We can change our surnames. It won't take long to pack our things.
19:41No, no, no, no. He's doing a really good job.
19:44I think that little chat I had with him this morning really sunk in.
19:48What are you off to?
19:50I'm going to a gallery with Hannah.
19:53That brave? Yeah, it was practically her idea.
19:56And it'll be nice, you know, spending some quality time together.
20:00Wouldn't it?
20:02Yeah, no, yeah, no, we'll... Yeah.
20:04Good idea.
20:11What do you think?
20:15That one's nice.
20:18It was a lovely plinth.
20:22I bet Carol would have loads of interesting and clever stuff to say about it all.
20:26Oh, don't be silly.
20:28Carol might be mature and intelligent and polite...
20:35..but she's not you.
20:38Ah! Oh, you made it.
20:40I'm sorry.
20:42She's not you.
20:45Ah! Oh, you made it.
20:47So, what do you reckon?
20:49It's lovely, isn't it, Hannah?
20:51Yeah. It's all a bit, like, the sea and that, innit?
20:57And where's your daughter?
20:59Oh, how rude of me.
21:01Hannah, this is...
21:03Harry. Harry, from the cafe.
21:05Harry, meet Hannah.
21:08And where's your other daughter, Carol?
21:11Er, what?
21:13Well, I must be off. Lots to see. See? Get it?
21:16Mum, did you tell him Carol was your daughter?
21:20Of course not. I'm silly.
21:22Oh, there she is. Hello, Carol.
21:24No, no, he must have seen us eating together and just assumed.
21:28And you let him?
21:30Hannah, I promise you it meant nothing.
21:32Yeah, right, you really do love Carol, Mordermin.
21:34How can you say that?
21:36Although I bet Carol wouldn't embarrass her mother like this in public.
21:39I can't believe I even gave you a second chance.
21:41You love Carol so much, why don't you just adopt her?
21:53So, this is your daughter.
21:58Yeah, I might have known.
22:00I think you'd better leave.
22:10Answer, please!
22:12PHONE RINGS
22:18Speed up, Ben, I can't hear you.
22:20The car! They've ruined the car!
22:23Do you want me to do it, Barry?
22:25Well, have you got any doors for a red light?
22:27No, I don't think so.
22:29I've got a red light.
22:31I've got a red light.
22:33I've got a red light.
22:35I've got a red light.
22:37Well, have you got any doors for a red Nissan?
22:40Ian?
22:42Got any doors for a red Nissan?
22:44No, but look, we've got blue wing mirrors for an Audi.
22:48Hello?
22:50Hello?
22:52You've won!
22:54Why don't we leave it how it is,
22:56and then when the man gets here, we'll explain...
23:01Oh, no. What do you think?
23:04I think we're going to prison.
23:08Go back a bit.
23:10Back a bit.
23:14We'll soon have the seat cleaned away for you.
23:17Thanks. I'm sure Mum will appreciate it.
23:20What are we going to do now?
23:22Take it!
23:30If anyone asks, we'll just say the last time you saw it,
23:33everything was OK.
23:36Hi! How did the car washing go?
23:38Brilliant! Outstanding!
23:40Nothing bad happened. We made £5.
23:42Great! You'll be able to start paying me back for that microwave.
24:06For all the creatures!
24:08Don't worry, Simon. I'll protect you.
24:13In case I don't come back, you can have my spaghetti hoops.
24:18You all right, Louis?
24:20Yeah, I'm fine, Mum.
24:22Mum!
24:24What's the matter, Louie?
24:26Mum!
24:28I can't hear you, Louie.
24:30I can't hear you!
24:32I can't hear you, Louie.
24:34Mum!
24:36Mum!
24:38Mum!
24:43Mum!
24:45Are you all right, Louie?
24:47You survived.
24:55How was the gallery?
24:57Let's just say it was an experience.
24:59Dinner is served.
25:01Charlie, door.
25:07Cute.
25:09That's a nice suit.
25:11Where's my car?
25:13It was fine the last time we saw it.
25:21I'm just scratching my nose because it's itchy.
25:25What's going on?
25:27These kids were going to clean my car.
25:29I come back from the shops and it's gone.
25:31There is paint all over the place.
25:33And these, leading from my drive to your front door.
25:37Charlie?
25:39It's obvious where they came from, isn't it?
25:43How can I steal a car?
25:49I'm only ten.
25:51I can't even drive.
25:53That's true. I've seen him.
25:55He's awful.
25:57OK, Helen, I'll handle this.
25:59Look, my son might not be an angel,
26:01but I saw him washing those cars earlier
26:03and he did an excellent job.
26:05So I suggest you call the police
26:07rather than coming around here and accusing him.
26:09Dad's right. Probably just car thieves.
26:11I've never seen this area.
26:13Well, maybe I've been a bit hasty.
26:15Apology accepted.
26:17Ben!
26:19I've got that door you were after.
26:21I've never seen him before in my life.
26:23A red Nissan.
26:25As luck would have it, one came in just after you called.
26:27A red Nissan? Hang on a minute.
26:29That's my conference pass.
26:31Could be anyone's.
26:33And my driver's licence.
26:35And a photo of my wife.
26:37She's bonny.
26:39Where's my car?
26:41Can't tell. It's back at the yard.
27:01It was clean before they crushed it.
27:05You owe me five quid.
27:09How can this be right?
27:11Cleaning everyone's shoes for a month?
27:13And for what?
27:15For trying to start a successful business
27:17that would have employed hundreds?
27:19What kind of lesson is that for a child?
27:21It's a travesty of justice!
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