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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:22Friends, God has placed some sympathetic emotions in humans.
00:28Empathetic responses have been placed in your brain.
00:31When you see someone crying, you also start crying.
00:34Similarly, if someone's eyes are red, you also start crying when you see them.
00:40If someone is crying, you also feel their pain.
00:43You also feel down.
00:44This means that God has placed a sympathetic emotion in you to make you different from animals.
00:55If you don't have that sympathetic emotion in you, then you are nothing more than a gutter of food.
01:04Those people who are your subordinates, who are your servants, who serve you day and night, are the most deserving.
01:16They are the most deserving because they are the closest to you.
01:21And if you don't feel them, if your housekeepers, your company's employees don't feel that you have an emotion in you,
01:31then know that you are not human.
01:34You are also a gutter of food, like an animal.
01:37So, keep your emotions alive.
01:40And try to understand the problems of your subordinates.
01:44Try to sympathize with them.
01:45Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:48Today, a Deomalai will take you to a state.
01:54Let's go to the fort and see what the state is like.
01:58Oh wow!
02:05I think he is the king of the fort.
02:08Yes.
02:10Soldiers!
02:11Your Majesty!
02:12Tell us what to eat today.
02:15Your Majesty, I suggest that the whole army should be distributed to Murga-e-Musallam today.
02:21But I want you to be distributed fruits today.
02:26Eat it, it is the last meal of your life.
02:29Shut up!
02:31Same to you.
02:33Your Majesty, what are you saying?
02:35Not the king.
02:36Then?
02:37He has besieged this fort.
02:39Yes, we have besieged this fort.
02:42So, this fort is under siege.
02:44Yes.
02:45And he is the king of another state.
02:46Where are you from?
02:47Camelot.
02:48Okay, he looks like the king of Taj.
02:51Okay.
02:51Your Majesty!
02:52Yes.
02:53Stay in your limits.
02:54He can be besieged.
02:56Yes.
02:56He can be besieged on this small table as well.
02:59By the way, the way he was talking, I thought he was making a food street on the fort.
03:04But Mr. Haroon, he has come to overthrow a kingdom with just five soldiers.
03:08There are not five soldiers.
03:10We have an army of two lakhs.
03:12Two lakhs?
03:14An army of two lakhs?
03:15And they are inside the fort.
03:17Their food, everything will be over.
03:19They will die themselves.
03:22This is the work of a coward king.
03:25If you have drunk your mother's milk, then open the fort's door and see.
03:29I can't open it.
03:30It is locked from inside.
03:35Okay, Mr. Haroon, he said that there are two lakhs of soldiers.
03:37These are not the armies of the countries.
03:39How can the armies of the cities be so big?
03:41You are right.
03:42There are two lakhs of soldiers.
03:44We might have made a mistake of one lakh or one and a half lakhs.
03:49By the way, what will you gain by taking this kingdom and occupying this fort?
03:55The same brain damage that every king has.
03:58Oh!
04:00They are also humans.
04:01Try to understand them as well.
04:02I am still trying to understand them.
04:05The kings have made the Brahmins die.
04:08They have made the Brahmins die.
04:09By the way, Mr. Haroon, he was right.
04:12Yes.
04:12If he won't attack anyone, then someone else will attack him.
04:15This was the law.
04:16Okay, the thing is that you said that there are two lakhs or one and a half lakhs.
04:19They used to do this.
04:21They used to bring the farmers, the potters, the cloth makers.
04:26They used to bring everyone as soldiers.
04:28That's why it is said that be a warrior in your garden.
04:32Then be a gardener in the war.
04:33Absolutely.
04:34How many gardeners are there in this?
04:35Okay, the question is, how many gardeners are there in your army?
04:40Yes.
04:45Okay, what do you do?
04:46Sir, I am an archer.
04:47No, no, you are an archer here.
04:49But what do you do in your life?
04:51I work as a tailor.
04:53What do you do in your daily life?
04:54I am a cook.
04:56What do you do?
04:57I do TikTok.
05:00What do you do?
05:01I have been in the army from the beginning.
05:03And now I am the commander of Badshah Salamat.
05:05Wow, and you?
05:07I am also a soldier of Badshah.
05:09Soldier?
05:10That means you have been a soldier from the beginning.
05:11You have never done any other work?
05:13No.
05:13Tell me the truth, have you ever played Chimta?
05:15Not even once.
05:16There is still time.
05:17Take your army and go back.
05:19We don't want to shed the blood of the innocent.
05:22You don't want to shed it.
05:24We want to shed it.
05:25By the way, there is one thing.
05:26Terrible Badshah Salamat.
05:28My question is that when a king used to talk to another king,
05:33he used to do it with a lot of respect.
05:35You are calling him a badshah.
05:38I am not a badshah.
05:39Then?
05:40I am a soldier.
05:42Our queen is Aliya.
05:43Our king is dead.
05:46But you are a brave soldier.
05:48You are defending the entire fort alone.
05:50I am not alone.
05:52I have more companions with me.
05:54Okay, that means I am not even brave.
05:57Arrows, aim.
05:59Yes, sir.
06:00Wow!
06:02You are aiming at us right now.
06:06Go back with respect.
06:08Otherwise..
06:08Otherwise what?
06:10The flying arrows are coming towards you.
06:12Don't be mistaken.
06:14We know how to hold the flying arrows on our chest.
06:16Mr. Arun, traditionally, it wasn't like this
06:18that you used to fire the arrows and shoot them.
06:21You didn't fire yourself and shoot the arrows.
06:24And this soldier is threatening us with the arrows.
06:30You will know what to do when the arrows hit your chest.
06:33Soldier!
06:34If I..
06:35Order me to fire the arrows.
06:37God, if I wasn't hungry..
06:39No, I am hungry.
06:40I ate food.
06:44If there is a brave soldier in your army,
06:47then stop the arrows and show us that you can fly.
06:49I swear on you, I am enjoying myself.
06:54He is hungry. He is thirsty.
06:56I am hungry. This is my mission.
06:59Go and get the fruits on time.
07:02Yes, Your Highness.
07:04Your Highness, you should try to make peace with them.
07:07You should make a deal with them.
07:09The path of peace passes through the jungles of arrows and swords.
07:13Oh, that means there will be a massacre first.
07:15There will be a massacre first.
07:17You should also go and get the fruits on time.
07:20Where should I get it from?
07:22There is one.
07:24You should go.
07:25Yes, there is one.
07:33Hey, come here.
07:34I want to show you an apple.
07:38Open it.
07:47What is this?
07:56He is throwing it away with a single bite.
07:59This is psychological warfare.
08:01Your Highness, you may be the emperor,
08:03but I would like to say something.
08:05What is it?
08:05We were talking about deceiving the bodies.
08:07You are deceiving our souls.
08:18What happened to him?
08:19What happened to the emperor?
08:21Catching and eating is an excuse to fill your stomach.
08:28What happened to you, emperor?
08:29Where did the apple go?
08:32It is mine.
08:36Your Highness, if you ask me what is in my heart,
08:39the fruit ball in this soldier's hand
08:41looks like a sleeping pill to me.
08:43The fruit ball in this soldier's hand
08:45looks like a sleeping pill to me.
08:47What did you say?
08:48Your Highness.
08:49Stop your nonsense.
08:51We will sleep on four bananas and half a kilo of grapes.
08:54Your Highness, I think throwing his apple
08:57looks like a sleeping pill to me.
08:59Your Highness, may I say something?
09:02You may.
09:03The whole world is convinced of your bravery.
09:06I don't think it is right to stop the food and water
09:09of women and children.
09:10You are absolutely right.
09:12It is the duty of a good emperor.
09:15You are absolutely right.
09:17It is the duty of a good emperor.
09:20Tell him to send all his men outside
09:23in their wigs.
09:26I will talk to him.
09:27I can never do that.
09:29There are too many men and we don't have enough wigs.
09:31Commander-in-chief, allow me to say something.
09:33Eating the apple of the enemy
09:35has given me a lot of energy.
09:38Your Highness,
09:40may I say something?
09:42You may.
09:43I think we should give the enemy
09:45another chance of peace.
09:47You are absolutely right.
09:48You are nothing but a slave to us.
09:50We treat you like our own son.
09:53Go and give him a message.
09:55If he wants to negotiate with us,
09:58then we are ready.
10:00Yes, Your Highness.
10:03The emperor is giving you a chance of peace.
10:05If you are ready for a joke, then come.
10:07Okay.
10:08Reach the gate of the fort.
10:11I have reached.
10:14Your Highness, I think we will be able to negotiate.
10:16The distance is getting shorter.
10:20Haroon, I think this commander-in-chief
10:22will kill the emperor one day
10:24and become the emperor himself.
10:25I think the emperor will become the emperor
10:28in the same way.
10:30Absolutely.
10:31Commander-in-chief.
10:32Yes, Your Highness.
10:33He has not reached the gate of the fort yet.
10:35Look carefully.
10:36Is this the door of the bathroom?
10:39A soldier will come from our side.
10:43Only if the queen allows.
10:45I want to talk to the queen myself.
10:48Did she kill the queen
10:50and take control of the throne?
10:53Okay. This used to happen in wars.
10:55Attention.
10:56Attention.
10:58Attention.
11:00The queen
11:03is entering the fort.
11:08Attention.
11:09Attention.
11:11The emperor, the queen, the emperor
11:15and the emperor are present here.
11:17Fall in.
11:25Yes, Your Highness.
11:27What does the queen want to say?
11:29We have come to know
11:31that you want to joke about peace.
11:35I don't want to.
11:36This is the proposal of your commander-in-chief.
11:39I want war.
11:41I think you don't know.
11:43I belong to the Tygarian family.
11:46Oh, I see.
11:47She must be the queen of dragons.
11:49Okay. So you must have dragons.
11:51I have dragons.
11:53Oh.
11:54And they may not know about this.
11:57Who is coming from your side to joke?
12:00Send your commander-in-chief.
12:03Bansa will come from our side.
12:06Wow. Bansa.
12:08Okay. I am coming too.
12:10Your Highness.
12:11Permission granted.
12:12Permission granted.
12:13I am your brave prisoner, Your Highness.
12:15Your Highness, if you look at the queen once
12:18it will be a beautiful scene.
12:20Beauty can never defeat me.
12:22Oh.
12:23If you want to show me, show me the empire.
12:26And I request you not to try to be a coward in my war.
12:39The door is very strong.
12:41The entire fort is shaking.
12:53What is this?
12:54What is this?
12:56The horse thinks that you have a lot of fruit.
13:09Whatever your name is.
13:10My name is Bansa.
13:12And we introduce ourselves in wars.
13:15My father used to sell war goods.
13:19My grandfather used to make war goods.
13:24And then one day I came to give war goods in the army.
13:29Only Bansa is in our tribe.
13:32Commander-in-chief.
13:33Your horse is very down to earth.
13:38Queen Alia has sent a message.
13:39If you go back from here, she will give you a dragon egg.
13:43And?
13:44I will give you the flesh of Emperor Haibat.
13:47You.
13:54Your Majesty.
13:55Queen Alia is saying that if you go back from here,
14:00Queen Alia will give you a dragon egg.
14:03Queen Alia will give you an egg?
14:06Of a dragon.
14:14He is asking for a horse.
14:15I am sure he has eaten an egg.
14:19Hey.
14:20Move.
14:21Move.
14:24I understood.
14:25He won't stop until he gets two-three bananas.
14:33Commander-in-chief is here.
14:34Your Majesty.
14:45Your Majesty.
14:46Queen Alia is saying that if you go back from here,
14:49she will give you a dragon egg.
14:52What should we do with the dragon egg?
14:57Your Majesty.
14:58Even if we win this war, we will get only one kingdom.
15:02If we take this egg, its value is equal to at least five kingdoms.
15:06And if the war is fought and the egg is damaged,
15:10we won't even get that egg.
15:12And what will we do by taking this useless kingdom?
15:15Fine.
15:16As you suggest,
15:18we will take this dragon egg and prepare to go back.
15:23Queen Alia.
15:24Yes.
15:25You prepare the dragon egg.
15:27Bakha will come to collect the egg from us.
15:36Yes, Your Majesty.
15:37The slave is here.
15:40Take the dragon egg from Queen Alia.
15:43And prepare to go back.
15:47His Majesty has said that the egg should be given.
15:52If there is a jam and toast,
15:54His Majesty will be happy.
15:57Your Majesty, come a little ahead of the canal.
15:59You will drown.
16:03Commander-in-chief.
16:04Yes, Queen Alia.
16:05Bring the dragon egg from Madbakhsh.
16:07Bring the egg.
16:08Bring the egg.
16:09Which egg?
16:10Which egg?
16:11Which egg?
16:12Yes, there is an egg.
16:13There is an egg.
16:14There is an egg.
16:17Queen Alia.
16:18The egg is here.
16:19The egg looks very real.
16:21Yes.
16:22Commander-in-chief.
16:24I don't want this egg to be given to them.
16:27It is better to fight a war.
16:29As you wish, Queen Alia.
16:31Our lives are also ready for you.
16:35Send your warriors.
16:37I am ready to fight.
16:40Rita will come to fight from our side.
16:44Rita.
16:47Yes, Your Majesty.
16:48Your Majesty, I will go.
16:50Let me go.
16:51You know, I haven't gone to war for a long time.
16:56Commander-in-chief.
16:57Send me for the war.
16:59Rita looks very dangerous to me.
17:02My sword is also very thirsty.
17:04It has been a long time.
17:06It has not tasted the taste of blood.
17:08Oh.
17:09Shaka is coming.
17:11Without deceit.
17:12I am Rita.
17:14The daughter of Alexander.
17:15Zoro or Zara.
17:17My sword killed everyone.
17:19Queen Alia.
17:21It is better to give them an egg.
17:26Viewers, this is a small break.
17:28Don't go anywhere.
17:29See you after the break.
17:36Welcome back, viewers.
17:37Greetings.
17:38Greetings, sir.
17:39You look very happy.
17:41Sir, believe me.
17:42I am very happy.
17:43How?
17:44He is so happy that he won't wear shoes today.
17:47No.
17:48One thing.
17:49He will wear shoes.
17:50But he will wear them tomorrow.
17:53Okay.
17:54Do you fight a lot?
17:56No, sir.
17:57We don't fight.
17:58It happens in small talks.
18:01Sir, where there is love, there is a fight.
18:04When there is a fight.
18:06Because women are weak.
18:08Physically.
18:10Sometimes they get tired of arguing.
18:12And they fight.
18:14It is obvious.
18:15They got married.
18:16They fought a lot.
18:17A thousand times.
18:18Yes.
18:19They hit each other a thousand times.
18:20They abused each other a thousand times.
18:22But you should have given them food on time.
18:26Why should I give them food on time?
18:27I am not a servant.
18:28She is my wife.
18:29What are you worried about?
18:31Anything.
18:32Like this.
18:34It happens.
18:35When they are happy, they hit each other.
18:37And when they are not happy, they hit each other.
18:40Sir, why did you get married?
18:41To keep your wife happy?
18:42You don't speak Arabic.
18:45She is so happy.
18:46That's why I call home.
18:48My wife is not happy.
18:49I stay outside.
18:51Sister, tell me.
18:52Slaps, kicks, kicks.
18:54What is your lethal weapon?
18:56My tongue.
18:58What?
19:04Look, I can't say anything today.
19:06Can you tell me the time?
19:07Time?
19:09If you say, I will give you sweets at 12.45.
19:12I will hit you at 12.76.
19:16Okay.
19:17You hit them a thousand times.
19:19Whom do you want to hit?
19:20Whom?
19:21Whom do you want to abuse?
19:22Whom?
19:23Whom do you want to break bones?
19:24Whom?
19:25Whom do you want to hit?
19:26Whom do you want to break bones?
19:28What is the worst thing about your husband?
19:31That I am alive.
19:35How long after marriage did you hit him for the first time?
19:38Not that.
19:39I started hitting him immediately.
19:40Yes.
19:41After 3, 4, 5, 10 minutes.
19:45Still, it is God's grace that he is so young.
19:48No, no.
19:49He was wearing a wedding dress.
19:50I know.
19:52Love marriage?
19:53Yes.
19:54Is there such a blessing in any other arrangement?
19:58Anyway, this is a sign of a strong relationship.
20:02Whether you have a fight or not.
20:04Do you know?
20:05After marriage, the relationship between husband and wife
20:09is just like the bones in a human body.
20:13You must have seen that when people learn karate or other martial arts
20:20they hit very hard on the stone.
20:23What happens is that there are hairline fractures in the bone.
20:26But when the bone is repaired or welded
20:29it becomes stronger than before.
20:31If you read books on relationships
20:34then you will realize that it does not depend on how many fights you had.
20:40How many times you fought.
20:43The real wonder is that when you reconciled later
20:47how strong it became.
20:48Wow.
20:49When you reconcile, do it with your heart.
20:52Reconcile strongly with your heart.
20:54Otherwise, in a house where there is no fight
20:56Mr. Agha, there are no fights in the house.
20:58Why not?
20:59It's just like that.
21:02If you go to a tea shop and make tea
21:04they tie a parrot and put it there.
21:06My bad luck.
21:08My bad luck.
21:10It's just like that.
21:11Kuku, get me some water.
21:17What gift did you give him on your first wedding anniversary?
21:20You are also married.
21:21Don't you know about this?
21:23Why should Malaika know about such a family's story?
21:26She knows all the stories of every family.
21:29She believes everything.
21:31She found out that Jeera is divorced.
21:33She said, Jeera and I are married.
21:35She said, yes, yes, yes.
21:36It's true. She is married to Sheera.
21:38By the way, jokes will continue on one side.
21:41Yes.
21:42She doesn't speak.
21:45Brother, V.
21:47V?
21:48Yes.
21:50You tell me, what problems do you think he has?
21:53Mr. Haroon.
21:54No one can sit with him and watch TV properly for two minutes.
21:58This is how he breathes.
22:00Why do you breathe?
22:01He has a short leg.
22:02He has a inhaler.
22:05Did you just hear his breathing?
22:07I didn't hear it.
22:08No.
22:09He is tired of his breathing.
22:12Okay.
22:13This must also happen.
22:14He must be saying this sometimes.
22:16You must be tired of that too.
22:17Yes.
22:18This is how he does it.
22:19She hits me on one thing.
22:20And that is justified.
22:21What?
22:22When I sleep, she hits me and wakes me up.
22:24Why?
22:25Why is there blood running in your veins?
22:29He has the same old inhaler.
22:31He wakes me up.
22:34What is the sound of his veins?
22:36Shhh.
22:37What is this?
22:38Cat's blood.
22:42By the way, look.
22:43What is this?
22:44He doesn't like blood running in his veins.
22:46Yes.
22:47He doesn't like breathing.
22:48He doesn't like breathing.
22:49Mr. Haroon.
22:50How does he drink tea?
22:51Like a thief.
22:52He doesn't even let a single sound come out.
22:54I think he has stopped drinking tea.
22:57Mr. Haroon.
22:58The objections she is making.
22:59Yes.
23:00She will shoot him if he takes a pot in front of her.
23:04Sir, I have seen Goga's face.
23:06Yes.
23:07She is your sister.
23:08Yes.
23:09He goes home, blows his vapour.
23:10Yes.
23:11And he makes her do it.
23:13Sir, one day Goga's head exploded.
23:15I asked him what happened to him.
23:16I told him to go to hell.
23:19Okay.
23:20What was your first fight?
23:22It was a wedding day.
23:23And he had brought food.
23:25On the stage.
23:26Yes.
23:27He hid the first bite.
23:28Okay.
23:29He hid it like this.
23:30He hid it like this.
23:31That he was not stopping his voice.
23:32That means you must be fed up of his snoring.
23:34No.
23:35I am not fed up of snoring.
23:36Then?
23:37So much silence.
23:38So much silence.
23:39That I start getting terrified.
23:41Okay.
23:42One day he hit me with a viper.
23:43Okay.
23:44Sir, my head was spinning.
23:45I was wondering what he was doing.
23:49When he drinks water,
23:50does he make a sound like this?
23:53Oh God!
23:54I told him that I can't live with you.
23:57Okay.
23:58There is only one solution to your problem.
23:59What?
24:00You shouldn't breathe.
24:01Your heart shouldn't beat.
24:02And blood shouldn't flow in your veins.
24:04And eyes shouldn't blink.
24:05Yes.
24:06Eyes shouldn't blink.
24:07Blood should stop.
24:08Breath should stop.
24:09Yes.
24:10You are absolutely right.
24:11And because of this,
24:12I died once.
24:13Okay.
24:14What did he say?
24:15He said,
24:16why do you want to die?
24:17He slapped me and I woke up.
24:19Sir, one day I was sleeping.
24:20I felt something heavy on my face.
24:22Then?
24:23Sir, he hit me with a heel shoe.
24:24Why?
24:25He said,
24:26what are you doing with your heart?
24:30This is not a fight.
24:32Then?
24:33This is not a hobby.
24:34Really?
24:35Yes.
24:36Sir, really.
24:37I am not talking.
24:38I am not talking.
24:39Oh!
24:40Punishment.
24:41Mr. Haroon,
24:42I can't take it anymore.
24:43Can you hear the sound of water?
24:44I can't hear the sound of water.
24:45No.
24:46Where is it coming from?
24:47From his knees.
24:49Why doesn't he stop?
24:53One second.
24:54One second.
24:55Listen to me.
24:56Husband and wife
24:57are like two wheels of a motorcycle.
24:59She is also limping.
25:05Ladies and gentlemen,
25:06there is a small break.
25:07We will meet after the break.
25:14Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
25:15Now we are going to play
25:16a very interesting game
25:17with the audience.
25:18Buzzer Game.
25:23Firstly,
25:24Charlie,
25:25you choose.
25:26Who wants to play with you?
25:28Raise your hand.
25:29Who wants to play with Charlie?
25:32You come here.
25:39Greetings.
25:40Greetings.
25:41What is your name?
25:42My name is Ahsan.
25:43What do you do?
25:44BS.
25:45You are doing BS.
25:46Very good.
25:47Faria,
25:48you choose.
25:49Who wants to play with you?
25:50Who wants to play with me?
25:53Black scarf.
25:54Come here.
25:55Very good.
26:00Greetings.
26:01Greetings.
26:02What is your name?
26:03Ayesha Abdul.
26:04Ayesha,
26:05what do you do?
26:06I study.
26:07I am a physical teacher.
26:08Abid,
26:09you choose.
26:10Who wants to play with you?
26:11Raise your hand.
26:12Who wants to play with me?
26:13Raise your hand.
26:14Who wants to play with me?
26:17You come here.
26:18Come here.
26:24Greetings.
26:25Greetings.
26:26What is your name?
26:27Mubarra.
26:28Mubarra,
26:29what do you do?
26:30I am a dharma student.
26:31First question.
26:32What is it
26:33that is
26:34the size of an elephant
26:35but
26:36does not have a weight?
26:39Abid,
26:40what is it
26:41that is
26:42the size of an elephant
26:43but..
26:44Yes.
26:45Yes.
26:46Yes, Mubarra.
26:47Is there anything
26:48that is
26:49the exact
26:50size of an elephant
26:51but
26:52does not have a weight?
26:53Foam.
26:54Foam
26:55can be bigger
26:56or smaller
26:57than the size of an elephant.
26:58Yes, Charlie.
26:59It's your turn.
27:00A paper elephant.
27:01A paper elephant
27:02is the size of an elephant.
27:04If it is,
27:05it has a weight.
27:06It has a weight.
27:07And
27:08if you take a paper
27:09the size of an elephant..
27:10Doesn't it have a weight?
27:11It doesn't have
27:12a weight at all.
27:13Let's do one thing.
27:14Let's ask the elephant.
27:17Yes.
27:18It's made of slime.
27:19No, no, no.
27:20Slime or anything
27:21has a weight.
27:22That means
27:23you don't know the answer.
27:24Okay, I'll give you five seconds.
27:26Cheat without saying anything.
27:32One second.
27:33Yes.
27:34Shadow of the elephant.
27:35Shadow of the elephant.
27:38Very good.
27:39Very good.
27:42Okay, one more
27:43very easy question.
27:44Okay, listen to me carefully.
27:46If Charlie dies
27:47what else will he find
27:48in the next lane?
27:51Okay, okay.
27:52I thought
27:53it was a cart.
27:54Don't touch it.
27:55Don't touch it.
27:56Okay.
27:57Even if it's a toy
27:58it's made of meat.
27:59Don't do it.
28:00Okay.
28:01Next question.
28:02It's very easy.
28:04No, no.
28:05Listen to me carefully.
28:06I've already
28:07given you the answer.
28:09Okay, okay.
28:11Amjad
28:12can't speak
28:15can't walk
28:17can't eat anything
28:18by himself
28:19but still people say
28:21he's very healthy.
28:22Why?
28:24Yes.
28:28How can you do it with a joke?
28:30Okay, listen to me.
28:31Just think
28:32if there's a patient
28:34who has to do this joke.
28:37Think about it.
28:38Yes.
28:39Amjad...
28:40You rang the wrong number.
28:41Tell me.
28:42There's a figure.
28:44There's a figure.
28:45There's a line.
28:47Oh, man.
28:48No, no.
28:49Yes.
28:50Amjad is in the picture.
28:51Oh, man.
28:52How can Amjad be healthy
28:53in the picture?
28:54Just five seconds.
28:55Come on.
28:56Come on.
28:57Just five seconds.
28:58Be quiet.
28:59Don't speak.
29:00Don't speak.
29:01Don't cheat.
29:03Because he's a kid.
29:05He's a kid.
29:06Yes.
29:09Oh, yes.
29:10We got two.
29:11We got two.
29:12Okay, next question.
29:13Which driver
29:15doesn't need a license?
29:19Screwdriver.
29:20Screwdriver.
29:22Wow.
29:23Very good.
29:25Wow.
29:26Both of them are so good.
29:28Now the question is
29:29for number three.
29:30Yes.
29:32Urdu counting.
29:33Urdu counting.
29:36Yes.
29:37I lost this one.
29:40Wait a minute.
29:41I'm dying.
29:42Urdu counting.
29:43Which number
29:46becomes a fruit
29:48if it's written in reverse?
29:52If it's written in reverse,
29:53it becomes a fruit.
29:5420.
29:55Oh.
29:56You didn't have to say it.
29:57Now you'll have to do it.
29:58Oh, man.
29:59Yes.
30:00Yes.
30:01Come on.
30:02Go and have an interview.
30:03Come forward.
30:05But he's too good.
30:07Very good.
30:08Very good.
30:09Very good.
30:10Come forward.
30:11If he dares,
30:12then he'll win.
30:13Then he'll win.
30:14No.
30:15No.
30:16No one wins.
30:17No.
30:18Come to the front.
30:19Come to the middle.
30:23You're standing in elections.
30:25You'll have to dance
30:27and ask for votes.
30:28My friends.
30:29Hey, enjoy the weekend.
30:30Yes, enjoy the weekend.
30:32Do it. Do it.
30:33Do it. Do it.
30:34You have made a mistake.
30:35Okay.
30:35You have made a mistake.
30:36My friends.
30:40I am in your area.
30:41Come here. Come here.
30:43Look at the camera.
30:44I am standing for the election.
30:47Come. Come.
30:48Come. Come.
30:50Come. Come.
30:51Very good.
30:52Okay, let's ask another question of number three.
30:55The yellow queen in the white dome has water all around her.
31:02Charlie has said it first.
31:03Yes, it's right. Who said it first?
31:04Charlie.
31:05No, no. Charlie.
31:07Hurry up.
31:07No one will say it now or else we will have to delay it.
31:09The yellow queen in the white dome.
31:10Is the answer right?
31:11No.
31:12It's very easy.
31:13There is only one chance.
31:14Yes, do you know the answer?
31:15I don't know.
31:16Oh, sorry.
31:18Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
31:20One minute.
31:23Five.
31:24Four.
31:25Three.
31:27Two.
31:28One.
31:29It's over.
31:30Abhid, you rang the second number.
31:31Egg.
31:32Egg.
31:33Very good.
31:35Very good.
31:37What is it
31:41that can't be joined or sewn when it bursts?
31:47Balloon.
31:48Balloon.
31:50It can be joined.
31:51It can be joined.
31:52It can be joined.
31:53It can be joined. Why did you give the balloon?
31:55Yes.
31:56What is it that
31:58can't be joined or sewn when it bursts?
32:06It can't be repaired.
32:08Shall I give you a hint?
32:08Yes.
32:09Shall I give you a hint?
32:10Keep your hands on your shoulders.
32:11I am giving you a hint.
32:12If this thing doesn't exist.
32:14If this thing doesn't exist.
32:17Then people don't enjoy tea.
32:20Yes, Abhid.
32:21Tea leaves.
32:22Wrong answer.
32:24Tea bag.
32:24Tea bag.
32:25No.
32:25Essence.
32:26Essence.
32:28Tea bag.
32:28Milk.
32:29Milk.
32:29Correct.
32:33Very good.
32:35But I have a question.
32:38Yes, sir.
32:38How does a husband get angry with you?
32:43Sir, please.
32:44You have won the congratulatory game.
32:48Congratulatory game.
32:51Abhid.
32:51Abhid.
32:52Abhid.
32:53Abhid.
32:54Abhid.
32:55Abhid.
32:56Abhid.
32:57Abhid.
32:58Abhid was unfair with Charlie.
33:00What?
33:01He gave the right answer to one of his questions.
33:03Yes.
33:04You should have asked him six more questions.
33:09Sir.
33:09You give this.
33:11Congratulations.
33:13Very good.
33:14Wow.
33:18Viewers, it's time for a short break.
33:19Don't go anywhere.
33:20We will meet after the break.
33:28Welcome back, viewers.
33:29Jeeb..
33:30What?
33:32Mahesh Danish.
33:33Mr. Arun, we have a very nice audience with us.
33:38What is wrong with you?
33:39What is wrong with you?
33:40Why do you have so much hair on your face?
33:42The parlour is closed.
33:43The parlour is closed.
33:45Please come to the audience.
33:46Greetings.
33:47Greetings.
33:48I want to read poetry.
33:49You must have a name.
33:50Fiza.
33:51Fiza.
33:52Yes, please read it.
33:53Will you eat the cooked khichdi?
33:57Will you go to the office on an empty stomach?
34:00Wow.
34:02Wow.
34:03So what if you smell the garlic?
34:06Will you get down on your mother and sister?
34:08Wow.
34:09Wow.
34:10Wow.
34:11There was a fly in the milk, but it wasn't a rat.
34:14Wow.
34:15Will you wash your hands and fall back?
34:17Wow.
34:17Wow.
34:18So what if all the rotis are burnt?
34:21Wow.
34:22So what if you don't even take a bite?
34:24What should I rub on the toast with the chutney of neem leaves?
34:28If you don't eat this, what else will you eat?
34:31Wow.
34:33There was a piece of wheat at home, but the goat ate it.
34:36Will you eat the piece of a cow's beard?
34:40Wow.
34:41Will you make onion pudding for me?
34:44Will you make me cut my nose while I'm hungry?
34:47Wow.
34:49Very good.
34:52Very good.
34:53Did you write this?
34:54My brother wrote it.
34:55Is your brother married?
34:56No.
34:56Next.
34:58Hello.
34:59Hello.
35:00My name is Khizrai.
35:01Yes.
35:01I want to get a share dedicate to Ms. Malaika.
35:03What's going on here?
35:05This is a tough one.
35:07Fan following.
35:08That's fine, but my sister is dead.
35:13Yes, please.
35:14Some people don't even meet even after they part.
35:17Some people don't even meet even after they part.
35:20They don't complain about their fate.
35:23Spring comes on every branch.
35:25Spring comes on every branch.
35:27But the flowers don't wither on every branch.
35:30Wow.
35:32Show us the lesson.
35:34It was a great lesson for you.
35:38She tried to make you understand
35:40that the spring season is over.
35:42There are no more flowers.
35:44It's the season of leaves.
35:45Isn't that what you said?
35:47Yes.
35:53Usually, the kids who are ideal
35:56are the top personalities.
35:57That's right.
35:58For anyone who is doing IT,
36:01you can say Steve Jobs.
36:03Bill Gates.
36:04Or Bill Gates.
36:05Jeff Bezos.
36:07Jeff Bezos.
36:08Any other ideal?
36:10Yes.
36:11Agha Majid.
36:12Yes.
36:13So, we are the ideal children.
36:16You are the ideal children.
36:18I think it's a good thing.
36:21Agha, it's still early in the morning.
36:26Let's go.
36:27Then we'll have to wait for a few more days.
36:32Amazing.
36:33Hello, my name is Nazma.
36:34I would like to recite a poem.
36:36Yes, Nazma, recite the poem.
36:38If we meet again, I'll tell you
36:39I'll trouble you like this
36:41I'll snatch your love from you
36:43I'll make you cry
36:45I'll give you pain, but you can't bear it
36:47I'll give you a tongue, but you can't speak it
36:49I'll give you a house, but you can't live in it
36:50I'll make you fall into difficulties
36:52I'll find a way out
36:54I'll cure your pain
36:56I'll do anything for you
36:57Wow.
37:00Amazing.
37:02Hello.
37:03Hello.
37:03My name is Muhammad Usman.
37:05I would like to recite a poem.
37:06Go ahead.
37:07I know all the ways of hatred
37:10I see.
37:11I know all the ways of hatred
37:14I know how to keep a heart and make it angry
37:17Wow.
37:18I know all the ways of hatred
37:21I know how to keep a heart and make it angry
37:24And you, who leave the tea after seeing the heat
37:27Now you'll teach us how to be loyal
37:30Wow.
37:32Has anyone ever been unfaithful to you?
37:34No, sir. I've never been unfaithful to anyone.
37:36Then why are you blaming me?
37:38Hello.
37:39Hello.
37:40My name is Abu Zar.
37:41Yes, Abu Zar.
37:42I would like to recite a poem.
37:44Oh, beloved.
37:47I apologize in advance.
37:48Oh, beloved.
37:53Oh, beloved.
37:58Wow.
37:59Why did you start flying?
38:04Why?
38:04My heart is crazy.
38:10Where did this love come from?
38:22Oh, beloved.
38:23Wow.
38:26Wow.
38:27Oh, beloved.
38:29Wow.
38:30Wow.
38:33Very good.
38:34Golden boy.
38:35Wow.
38:36But there is one thing.
38:37What?
38:38All 13 verses were correct.
38:42That's right. All verses were correct.
38:43And if you work a few more years,
38:45God willing, it will be even better.
38:47Okay. Next. Next.
38:48Hello.
38:49Hello.
38:50My name is Mohammad Imtiaz.
38:51Yes.
38:51And I will play a little bit of Kudu.
38:54Okay. The Kudu that Mr. Agha plays here.
38:56Yes.
38:57His younger brother.
38:58Sir, come here.
38:59The younger brother is here.
39:00Wow.
39:03Greetings, sir.
39:05Greetings.
39:06I am younger brother Kudu.
39:08You are younger brother Kudu.
39:10You are younger brother Kudu.
39:11Yes, sir.
39:12So what have you brought for us today?
39:13Sir, I have got this place with great difficulty.
39:16Okay.
39:16So I showed him that I want to meet Kudu sir.
39:19I want to meet Kudu sir.
39:21Here I came to know that his name is Agha Majid.
39:23Okay.
39:25So he left me here.
39:27Okay. He left you here.
39:29Do you know who Kudu is?
39:33I won't tell you, sir. I won't tell you.
39:36I had promised my uncle that I will come to my brother's wedding.
39:40I will give him money.
39:41He didn't send me anything.
39:43Kudu is my friend, right?
39:46Yes.
39:46I want to hit you with that.
39:50So think about it.
39:52Sir, don't worry.
39:53People are asking for your pictures in the streets.
39:57Let them ask.
39:58They are asking.
39:59They are asking.
40:00I will give them money.
40:03I will give them.
40:04I have prepared so many skates.
40:05Yes. It's good.
40:06Very good.
40:07Very good.
40:08Very good.
40:10Where did you get this picture?
40:12I got it printed from Nisar Sialkot.
40:14Wow!
40:16Everyone, go and hug him.
40:18Get up.
40:19Hug him.
40:20Hug him.
40:21Come on.
40:21Wow!
40:22Very good.
40:24Wow!
40:24Kudu is very handsome.
40:25Wow!
40:28Very good.
40:30Wow!
40:31Very good.
40:33Thank you very much.
40:36Hello.
40:37Did you get this picture for me?
40:39Now you know that you are a big Kudu.
40:43Brother, get the bag that you gave me for Rs. 100.
40:51Viewers, this was today's show.
40:52We will meet you in the next show.
40:54Take care of yourself.
40:55Goodbye.