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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22You are not getting bored of watching Hoshiyariya
00:24nor are we getting bored of doing Hoshiyariya.
00:26We are here with a new episode for you.
00:29Today, I would like to share a small thing with you.
00:33A great scientist, Albert Mehrabian,
00:37is a psychologist and teaches in UCLA, USA.
00:41He has a big name when it comes to communication skills.
00:46He says, remember 7, 38 and 55 rules in your life.
00:53Those rules are very important for us in Pakistan.
00:56The first rule is called the Mehrabian rule.
00:59It says that when you talk to someone,
01:02only 7% of your words reach your message.
01:0838% of your voice reaches the other person.
01:1455% of your body language reaches your message.
01:21Humans are animals.
01:23There is a fundamental difference between humans and animals.
01:26Humans can convey their message to others.
01:29So, remember that only 7% of your words can be understood by others.
01:35I would like us to apply this.
01:38We should apply this to our brothers, sisters, close friends, parents,
01:44husband or wife.
01:47Whenever we talk about a complaint, complaint, fight or love,
01:53we should always do it face to face.
01:56Texting on WhatsApp or talking through SMS or email
02:01only reaches up to 7%.
02:0393% of your words remain.
02:06That is why fights increase.
02:08And it leads to hatred.
02:10Always remember that hatred increases and your message does not reach.
02:14You are not responsible for the response.
02:17Let's see what is on the stage behind the curtain.
02:30Where are you going in such a hurry?
02:33Move the curtain forward again.
02:35Anyway, today this soldier is going at the speed of wind.
02:41This is our soldier who cannot be seen from a distance.
02:47This must be because he is married.
02:49Mr. Haroon, horses don't make this sound.
02:52What sound?
02:53Let me explain.
02:54What?
02:55This sound.
02:57She is making this sound for her stomach.
03:00Listen to me. Horses also have a tail.
03:03She also had a tail. It was cut during the war.
03:05Why won't it come?
03:06She cut her horse's tongue and legs during a war.
03:09I think she cut the whole horse.
03:13Did you find a place or not?
03:15Not yet.
03:17Be careful with the horse. Drive slowly.
03:20Slowly.
03:24Okay, you tell me.
03:26King, Lancelot, how are you?
03:29I am hungry.
03:31You have captured the fort.
03:33But these people are liars.
03:35How are they liars?
03:36All this is a lie.
03:37They said there is a lot to eat inside.
03:39They said there is rice inside.
03:41And a lot of fruit.
03:44You are hungry.
03:47Why are you hungry?
03:52Your helmet is colliding with that.
03:54What?
03:59King, what happened to you?
04:01You know that you have to keep us inside.
04:03Why did you put him inside?
04:06I kept him inside as per my queen's wish.
04:11King, tell me.
04:13Why do you look so beautiful?
04:15You have conquered the fort.
04:16These people are liars.
04:17How?
04:18They said there is rice, wheat and a lot of fruit inside.
04:22Sister.
04:23I am not hungry.
04:24Then come outside.
04:25He has brought me outside.
04:28You will see how bad the king will feel.
04:30He won't let me eat.
04:33In war, truth and lies prevail.
04:36Today, I am outside.
04:37And he is inside.
04:38Mr. Haroon, who is this king?
04:40Where is he from?
04:41What is happening?
04:42I think he is the king of an old crown.
04:45Why is she acting like her father?
04:47As if she doesn't know anything.
04:49Come.
04:50Yes, of course.
04:51Where did he come from?
04:52He is the king of Camelot.
04:54You were in America.
04:55There have been 3-4 wars here.
04:56No.
04:58He gave you an American visa.
05:00He gave us an Indian visa.
05:02The army in golden clothes in front of you.
05:05Yes.
05:06This was their fort.
05:07Okay.
05:08And this area was also theirs.
05:09They underseiged it.
05:11And they came and besieged it.
05:13Okay.
05:14So these poor people were hungry inside.
05:15And they used to lie to them that we have a lot to eat.
05:17Oh.
05:18And with this excuse, he called them inside.
05:20As if the fort has been conquered.
05:22And he himself came outside and put a lock.
05:24Hunger and thirst has become your destiny.
05:26You will rot here and die.
05:28All of you will die of hunger.
05:29I have also said the same thing.
05:30You know what?
05:31Greetings.
05:32What is the matter?
05:33Don't give me food.
05:34I am rectifying my destiny.
05:36Your Majesty, how did your Zoro become so tall?
05:40He is as tall as Zoro.
05:43Your Majesty.
05:44I remembered.
05:45What is the rate of Euro these days?
05:46Euro is not that expensive.
05:48Yes.
05:49It has come down a little.
05:50And it is not that expensive.
05:52Yes.
05:53It has come down a little.
05:54And the economy is better.
05:55It is getting better.
05:56What does it have to do with you?
05:57What is the rate of Euro?
05:58You have come outside.
05:59Tell me.
06:00What do you want to do?
06:01What is the plan?
06:02I think he has earned it.
06:04Your Majesty.
06:05If you remove the oil bottle from your helmet.
06:08Then you will be..
06:09Leave it.
06:10You idiot.
06:15What is the matter?
06:17Is he still alive?
06:19Didn't he die?
06:20Didn't he die of hunger and thirst?
06:23No.
06:24No.
06:26Okay.
06:30Your Majesty.
06:31She is very cruel.
06:33She is waiting.
06:34She will die of hunger and thirst.
06:35You die inside.
06:36Your dead bodies will rot.
06:38Then he will come inside.
06:39Okay.
06:40She is waiting with us.
06:41She will kill us.
06:43You have shot so many arrows.
06:47Why are you punishing him like this?
06:49Make him a prisoner.
06:50I announce because of Dushiza.
06:53Wow.
06:54Whoever surrenders will be spared.
06:57Oh.
06:58I will shoot arrows till my last breath.
07:01I will never surrender.
07:03You have one arrow.
07:05I will shoot arrows till my last breath.
07:07I will cut off my neck.
07:08But I will not surrender.
07:10Is this your argument or you are speaking from your heart?
07:13I will shoot this arrow in your head.
07:15But I will not betray the king.
07:17Oh.
07:18I will shoot arrows till my last breath.
07:21But I will not betray the king.
07:23I was in a mood to surrender.
07:25But after seeing your emotions..
07:28..I feel like I will have to die of hunger.
07:33Sir.
07:35You had asked for a whip and an army.
07:38Have you brought it?
07:39Yes, sir.
07:40He was my henchman.
07:42This man.
07:43He used to throw bullets.
07:44Then?
07:45Now he has started eating bullets.
07:47His job is not to fight.
07:49He is just a henchman of other soldiers.
07:52Actually, it is not his fault that he is a prisoner.
07:54Anyone will think that he is a big shot.
07:58We had made him responsible..
08:00..that you had to stand in front of the cannons.
08:02No bullet should come towards us.
08:04Okay.
08:05But the bullets came towards us.
08:06Why?
08:07He stood in front of our cannons.
08:09Why did you stand in front of our cannons?
08:11You should have stood in front of their cannons.
08:13I stood in front of their cannons.
08:14Then?
08:15Then they said, sir, you are coming in the frame.
08:19How many reservists have you brought today?
08:21Sir.
08:23I have come myself.
08:28Thank you so much.
08:29What can I give you?
08:30I have never seen such a hungry man before.
08:32You can't even cook for a day.
08:34I don't feel hungry.
08:35You are a fool.
08:36We have been starving for 6-6 and a half days.
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13:05That statement is not his.
13:08And let me tell you one more thing.
13:09Kings are usually bald.
13:13I have spent my life looking at the king.
13:15Oh, no.
13:16Go, Kamaka.
13:18Yes, sir.
13:19Go and get the charga quickly.
13:21Here is the sword.
13:22I don't want to be called a friend.
13:25You have given me your sword, king.
13:28Hunger and thirst.
13:30You have no idea how much it takes.
13:32Oh.
13:33This is their favour.
13:35They are giving me a leg piece of a sword.
13:38Wow.
13:39Come here.
13:40I don't know how they manage to do it.
13:42What are you doing?
13:43Come here.
13:44I don't want to give you all. Come here.
13:46I have given you all the swords.
13:48This is the only one.
13:49Give me some.
13:50I have seen the sword.
13:52This king has eaten the entire world in front of me.
13:54I have removed hundreds of necks from this sword.
13:58And in return for that sword,
14:00a piece of meat.
14:02This is a worn sword.
14:04I would have given you more if it was a zero meter sword.
14:08And..
14:08I didn't cheat you.
14:10I could have bagged it and sold it to you.
14:14Be careful. This sword is very sharp.
14:19The pepper is also very sharp.
14:21I have a request.
14:24Can I sit on the horse?
14:27Sit.
14:28Sit.
14:28And don't play polo here.
14:33Where did you get these chilies from?
14:35The sword is sharp and so is the spice.
14:41Why do I see these people alive?
14:44They are eating.
14:47We have taken a lot of money from them.
14:50Look at him.
14:52Monica.
14:53Ria.
14:55Monica, where are your dragons?
14:58Innocent girls are not dragons.
15:01Dragons are in the heart.
15:03Oh.
15:04Dragons are not the ones who have heat in their mouths.
15:07No, they are not.
15:08They have oil in their mouths and they bite.
15:12They say that they have oil in their mouths
15:14and that's why the dragon got angry.
15:17I have eaten a lot of spicy food.
15:20I think I will also become a dragon in the morning.
15:24What is the result of this?
15:26Like our queen..
15:28There will be a war.
15:30He is Indra's son.
15:33Be alert.
15:35My target is on the left piece.
15:38Move.
15:39I want to slap you.
15:41I didn't give you the arrow.
15:45Give me the left piece.
15:47The target of the horse never misses.
15:50Hey.
15:51Take this.
15:52The arrow fell inside.
15:55Sir, he has been beaten up many times.
15:57How?
15:57He pulls the bow.
15:59He pulls the bow and shoots the arrow.
16:01I think Mr. Haroon has gone mad after eating the arrow.
16:04Don't make any mistake.
16:06I have more arrows.
16:07Hit him.
16:08We are not afraid of arrows.
16:10Oh.
16:11Look, Mr. Dhani.
16:13I am sorry. I am leaving.
16:14I can't do this segment.
16:16Why?
16:17There are flying arrows in this.
16:20He is used to hitting flying arrows.
16:23Yes.
16:27Ladies and gentlemen, there is a short break.
16:29I will see you after the break.
16:30Play the song of Be alert.
16:34Be alert. Be alert.
16:39Be alert. Be alert.
16:41Be alert. Be alert.
16:44Be alert. Be alert.
16:48Be alert. Be alert.
16:51Welcome back, viewers. Now we are going to play a very interesting buzzer round.
17:12Mr. Salim, how are you feeling standing here today?
17:14Very good. I think I have started addressing the community.
17:19Do the segment quickly. I am very hungry.
17:24First of all, I would like you, Mohammad Ali, to decide who you would like to play with.
17:31Raise your hands. Who would like to play with Mohammad Ali?
17:34All of them have come. Take them away.
17:37Come on, blue shirt.
17:44Greetings.
17:45Greetings, sir.
17:46What is your name?
17:47Zafar Azaq.
17:48What do you do?
17:49Sir, I have a bachelor's degree in cars.
17:50What are you studying?
17:51B.S. Optometry.
17:52Very good. Good luck to you.
17:56Irza Khan, who would you like to play with?
17:58I want a person who can claim that he is very intelligent.
18:06Put your hand down.
18:14Greetings.
18:15Greetings.
18:16What is your name?
18:17What does Irza mean?
18:19What are you doing these days?
18:21I am studying B.S. Optometry.
18:22Didn't you study in Tirunelveli?
18:24No, I have studied in Ghati.
18:25Very good.
18:28You choose, Mr. Salim. Who would like to play with you?
18:31Raise your hand.
18:32Wow, he has raised his hand.
18:35Come on.
18:36Come on.
18:41Greetings.
18:42Greetings.
18:43What is your name?
18:44Rana Umair.
18:45Rana Umair, do you get electricity bill in your house?
18:48Yes, of course.
18:49Then why are you so happy?
18:52Because I am standing with you.
18:53I see.
18:54He is Rana and I am also Rana.
18:55Which Rana are you?
18:56Rana on Rana.
19:00The rules are that your team mates will play your buzzer.
19:04You have to think and answer.
19:06But the one who will play the buzzer first and whom I am talking to,
19:10only that team will answer.
19:12If someone else says it,
19:14whoever says it,
19:16then he will be punished in front of everyone.
19:18He will have to dare.
19:19And if someone in the audience cheats,
19:22and says something,
19:24then the question will be cancelled.
19:25So let's start with an easy question.
19:27Ahmed pulled the chain of the train for no reason.
19:33But he was not fined.
19:35Why?
19:36Yes.
19:37Because he used to work in it.
19:40Wrong answer.
19:41Now they will play it again.
19:43If I say yes,
19:47then you have to play the buzzer.
19:49If I say no,
19:50then you don't have to play the buzzer.
19:51Okay.
19:52The one who said no will be out.
19:53No.
19:54You are out.
19:55He is gone.
19:59Okay, should I answer?
20:00Don't worry.
20:01You keep quiet. I will answer.
20:02Because the train has stopped.
20:04Correct.
20:07Very good.
20:08I told Mr. Rana to consult me.
20:10That's what he told me.
20:11Okay.
20:12He says he works there.
20:13He looks like a railway man.
20:17Next question.
20:18What is it that is heard less no matter how loud it is?
20:24Yes.
20:25The frequency of the voice is high.
20:26Correct.
20:27Very good.
20:32The answer was silence.
20:33But that girl has thrown a technical dice.
20:37If it is more than one frequency,
20:40then it won't be audible.
20:42That's why I am giving you a point.
20:47Okay.
20:48Next question.
20:49What are the two words in English
20:53that have thousands of letters?
20:56Five.
20:57A thousand.
20:58Four.
20:59Five.
21:00No.
21:01One second.
21:02Mr. Salim, you and you.
21:03If I say yes, you have to answer.
21:05If I say no, you don't have to answer.
21:07You answer.
21:08Okay.
21:09No.
21:10Yes.
21:11You answered first.
21:12Yes.
21:13A to Z, sir.
21:14How are thousands of letters?
21:15Yes, Mr. Salim.
21:19So, the question is about the person who consults.
21:24Okay, let's go.
21:25Give him a hint.
21:26Give me one more chance.
21:27Letterbox.
21:28Letterbox.
21:29Letterbox.
21:30Letterbox.
21:31By the way, you are right.
21:33There are only two words in letterbox
21:35and it has thousands of letters.
21:36Wow.
21:39Very good.
21:40Goga, you were about to say something.
21:42In letterbox, in Barcelona,
21:44there is a...
21:45What is it?
21:46Rambla.
21:47Yes.
21:48In that, there is a big word.
21:49If you hit a person in the back with a shoe,
21:51then you hit him in the neck.
21:53Very good.
21:56There was an incident with me in Barcelona.
21:58What?
21:59When I went to Barcelona,
22:00a friend of mine said that
22:02he has a friend
22:04who wants to be my host.
22:07He will get me picked.
22:08He has a very nice place.
22:10He will keep me there.
22:11So, he was very stubborn.
22:12So, I went and stayed at his house.
22:14The next morning,
22:15I went to a burger shop.
22:17He was Pakistani.
22:18So, I spoke to him.
22:20He asked me if I came from Pakistan.
22:22I told him that I came yesterday.
22:23He asked me where I was staying.
22:26I told him that there is a house here.
22:28I am staying there.
22:29He took the name of the same person
22:31that I was staying at his house.
22:33I asked him what he thinks about me.
22:36How could I answer him
22:37that I am his friend from now on?
22:40I told him that we are friends.
22:41He said, okay.
22:42That's great.
22:43Otherwise, a person who stays here
22:44is a friend of a friend.
22:46Wow.
22:47Let's move on to the next question.
22:48A person drove a car
22:50without sleeping for 25 days.
22:54Answer now.
22:55I am not in a mood.
22:56She was standing with you.
22:57She was spitting, but she was playing.
22:59I used to sleep at night.
23:00I used to drive in the day.
23:01The question was not completed.
23:02But the answer is correct.
23:03Yes.
23:08Okay.
23:09I will do something amazing.
23:10I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:11Good.
23:12Yes.
23:13I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:14Yes.
23:15I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:16Good.
23:17I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:18I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:19I will ask you a question with three numbers.
23:20Good.
23:21A man
23:24What happened?
23:27I got it.
23:28Answer me.
23:29Salim, I will give you a dare.
23:30Yes.
23:31Your dare is this.
23:32Come in front of me.
23:38Oh, boy.
23:39You are not wearing a suit.
23:40You look like a pilot.
23:42He is like a chairman.
23:47Whose dog is this?
23:48I will search.
23:53Very good.
23:55Why did he put the dog on his leg?
23:58Why did he tie me so?
24:01Okay.
24:02Salim, your dare is this.
24:05I had invited you for a dance performance.
24:08On the music of Haushyaariya.
24:09Okay.
24:10But you have got a severe itch on your legs.
24:12And there is a itch.
24:13Oh, boy, oh, boy.
24:14It's going to be a challenge and it's going to be fun.
24:16Oh, wow.
24:17So, please perform for us.
24:19Play the song of Hoshi Aariyaan.
24:36Okay, the question is for number three.
24:38Which bird gives milk to its chicks?
24:44A, I, J.
24:47J.
24:48Chimgadar.
24:49Yeah, wow.
24:52Now Riza, the gift is yours.
24:56Now Riza will give the gift.
24:57Sir, I would like to give him some advice on how to give a gift.
24:59Yeah.
25:00Let him give advice, let him give it to us.
25:10Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
25:12Don't worry, we'll be back after the break.
25:14Beautiful.
25:15Handsome.
25:16Tall, broad, handsome.
25:17Wow.
25:18That man will come.
25:19So, here we go.
25:26Send your brother to Egypt.
25:30Biram, I am Egyptian.
25:32Take Egypt, Kasbah, Gujarat.
25:43Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:44Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:47Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:48Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:49Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:50Hoshi Aariyaan.
25:52Welcome back, viewers.
25:53Now it's time for our segment, Time Machine.
25:58Wow, wow, wow.
25:59Today, from this Time Machine, I had decided
26:03to call Madhu Bala.
26:06But...
26:07Madhu Bala.
26:08Isn't it right?
26:09Very.
26:10Yes, ma'am.
26:11Yes, ma'am.
26:12But Mr. Dhani has decided to call a strange person today.
26:16I think it's Chahatma Lucknow.
26:20Mr. Haroon, tell me, did you listen to Mr. Dhani
26:22or why didn't you listen to your heart?
26:24Okay, I listened to my heart.
26:26That I will have to listen to Mr. Dhani.
26:29He said that.
26:30Mr. Haroon, it clicked with me
26:32that the man who was sitting here with you.
26:34Thinker, thinker.
26:35Thinker.
26:36What is his mother doing here?
26:40Thank God, he gave her a new egg.
26:44And aunt is so busy, she didn't even get a haircut.
26:48The most important thing is a person's faith.
26:50Whether he believes it or not.
26:52But after that, the most important thing in life is time.
26:55Wow.
26:56Because life is equal to time.
26:58And time is equal to life.
27:01Time is money.
27:02Yes, time is money, exactly.
27:03Okay, that's the thing.
27:05Money cannot buy time.
27:07Cannot buy life.
27:08Yes.
27:09What is life to you?
27:10It is your time on earth.
27:13That you have to spend so much time.
27:14Think about it.
27:15When you breathed your first breath.
27:17Like when you came into this world.
27:18The first breath you must have taken 35 years ago.
27:22After coming into this world.
27:23May I object, Your Honour?
27:24Let her do it.
27:25No.
27:28Apart from this.
27:29Yes, yes.
27:30By the way, I think this is subjective.
27:31Why?
27:32Because after 20 years from now,
27:33after 25 years,
27:34after 30 years,
27:35in future, if ever
27:36such a technology comes that you can buy time.
27:38Then you will be able to buy wealth.
27:40Okay, this will definitely come.
27:41And it will come on Netflix.
27:45One thing is that
27:46with the invention of science,
27:47your time on earth is getting better.
27:51It is increasing.
27:52God has made the system in such a way
27:54that in 1901,
27:55you see,
27:56the atmosphere was clean.
27:57Things were organic.
27:59There was no smoke from cars.
28:00But life expectancy was 45 years.
28:03But it is not increasing on earth.
28:05It is increasing in the world.
28:06What is earth?
28:07I don't know.
28:08It is the name of the earth.
28:11Don't get angry.
28:12She is very angry.
28:15Actually,
28:16if you are spending time with anyone,
28:18you are spending your life with them.
28:20Yes.
28:21So, the first breath you took,
28:22the clock has started.
28:23You have time till the last breath.
28:25So, now this is an account
28:27in which 24 hours a day
28:28are deposited in your account.
28:30Now you have to decide
28:31how to spend them.
28:33So, now we will go back
28:35to the time when
28:36humans didn't need anything.
28:38When there were primitive times,
28:40humans didn't need anything.
28:41What is time?
28:42What is there to do with time?
28:43Yes.
28:44So, at that time,
28:45if you picked up anything,
28:46ate it.
28:47If you hit something,
28:48got hungry, ate it.
28:49So, humans were walking
28:50on the path of wisdom.
28:51Yes.
28:52No one has been given time.
28:53If I don't know about time,
28:54even he doesn't know.
28:55Mr. Anant,
28:56not on the path of wisdom,
28:57but on the path of hard work.
28:58What are you saying?
28:59What is the path of wisdom?
29:00I don't know.
29:01It is the name of a ladder.
29:02Everything is the name of a ladder.
29:04Mr. Raghav,
29:05you remember the ladder
29:06sitting next to you, right?
29:07Yes.
29:08And that ladder is yours.
29:09Yes, it is yours.
29:10It is gold.
29:12So, we thought
29:13that when humans started
29:14appreciating time,
29:17in ancient times,
29:18let's say 5000 years from now,
29:201000 years from now,
29:21because if we go back
29:22from 4000 years,
29:23then there are only guesses.
29:24Yes.
29:25So, if you go back,
29:26what would have happened?
29:27Where?
29:28In Rome,
29:29in Babylon,
29:30here and there.
29:31When people started
29:32thinking about time,
29:33they thought
29:34that now we need to
29:35keep track of time
29:36as to what time is happening.
29:37So, let's call a person
29:38at that time.
29:39So, let's call the Egyptian
29:41who must have made
29:42the sundial for the first time.
29:43Yes.
29:44So, let's start
29:45the time machine
29:46in the ancient times.
29:54Ladies and gentlemen,
29:55I present to you
29:57the guy
29:58from ancient Egypt
30:00who first of all
30:02understood the value of time
30:04and made the sundial.
30:06And I hope
30:08that as you wished,
30:10a very handsome,
30:11beautiful,
30:12handsome,
30:13tall,
30:14broad,
30:15handsome
30:16person will come.
30:17So, here we go.
30:24Send the Egyptian.
30:29I am Egyptian.
30:30Egyptian?
30:31From the city of Egypt,
30:32Gujarat.
30:34You played the time machine
30:35and he brought me to the market
30:36in Faisalabad.
30:37Come, come, come.
30:38You were saying
30:39tall, tall,
30:40handsome,
30:41young.
30:42Is this why you called me?
30:43I think
30:44if he is tall and handsome,
30:45the rest of the Egyptians
30:46are not that tall.
30:47Don't beat me up.
30:48I can't even eat insects.
30:50Oh, I see.
30:51Okay, give me the sugarcane juice.
30:52Oh, the family is also here.
30:53Come, come, come.
30:54We have been here
30:55for half a day.
30:56But Mr. Haroon,
30:57why is he roaming
30:58with a VLC media player?
30:59This is also VLC.
31:00I just send
31:01a raw watch.
31:03This is my watch.
31:04This is his watch.
31:05Looking at you,
31:06I feel
31:07this is your last watch.
31:08Okay, look at this.
31:09Now the watch is like this.
31:11It is made now.
31:12Yes.
31:13But it's okay.
31:14I am the trend setter.
31:15Wow, wow, wow.
31:16Wow, wow, wow.
31:19Tell me this.
31:20Yes.
31:21When did you
31:22think for the first time
31:23that you should know
31:24the time
31:25and what is happening?
31:26Look, those who
31:27didn't value time
31:28then time
31:29didn't value them either.
31:30Wow, wow, wow.
31:31Very good.
31:32Very good.
31:35There were many people
31:36who didn't know
31:37the time.
31:38Okay.
31:39So, no one
31:40ever asked
31:41what the time was.
31:42So, what did you do at that time?
31:43We used to slap them
31:44and tell them
31:45that it's 11.15.
31:47Where is your cell
31:48or charger?
31:49Show me that.
31:50There were no cell
31:51or chargers in that era.
31:52How did this work?
31:53Tell me.
31:54This was kept like this.
31:55Do you know
31:56how this idea came?
31:57I was sitting like this.
31:58Okay.
31:59As the sun
32:00went away
32:01I also went away.
32:02Okay.
32:03I thought
32:04I know the time
32:05when the sun
32:06went away
32:07with the shadow.
32:08Yes, absolutely.
32:09Then I got an idea
32:10that I should
32:11do this plate.
32:12Okay.
32:13I brought this from outside.
32:14Okay, okay.
32:15And you fitted it on it.
32:16Yes, I fitted it on it
32:17and kept it there.
32:18Then I started
32:19valuing time.
32:20Son, do you
32:21study in English medium?
32:22Okay.
32:23Son, don't say
32:24that I am older
32:25than your grandparents.
32:26But you don't know
32:27the jaray.
32:29You had such
32:30long hair.
32:31Everyone used to wear wigs.
32:32No, they used to wear wigs.
32:33At that time..
32:34Our girl
32:35was a make-up man.
32:37Do you know
32:38the first make-up
32:39in the world
32:40was done by men.
32:41By men?
32:42And they were
32:43Egyptians.
32:44Yes, they used to
32:45dance with make-up.
32:46No, no.
32:47They used to dance
32:48like this.
32:49The boy used to
32:50go like this
32:51and dance like this.
32:52Okay.
32:53Now..
32:54Now I understood
32:55why they needed
32:56make-up.
32:57Why?
32:58It was show time.
32:59Okay.
33:00At that time,
33:01the first make-up
33:02was done by men.
33:03Okay.
33:04The first kohl
33:05was also done by them.
33:06Their men used to apply it.
33:07My kohl is very famous.
33:08You can buy it
33:09from any shop.
33:10Yes.
33:11And the eyes
33:12that make women
33:13look beautiful
33:14with kohl
33:15and kohl
33:16were also done by men.
33:17And the biggest thing
33:18was that
33:19men used to wax them.
33:20Oh.
33:21After seeing them
33:22all these things
33:23came to women.
33:24Tell us about
33:25your sundial.
33:26I mean,
33:27what is this thing
33:28on the top?
33:29Is it right or left?
33:30When I started
33:31looking at the time
33:32with my shadow,
33:33people started
33:34appreciating the time.
33:35Okay.
33:36People used to say
33:37that I have to work
33:38for so many hours
33:39and rest for so many hours.
33:40Earlier,
33:41I didn't rest at all.
33:42I used to go for free.
33:43I used to ask
33:44each other
33:45what time it is.
33:46Okay.
33:47The dog barked
33:48and the man said
33:49that it's 1.30 p.m.
33:50Okay.
33:51Tell me one thing.
33:52Some people used to
33:53make candles.
33:54Candles?
33:55How?
33:56In those days,
33:57in China,
33:58because this was Egypt,
33:59the Chinese people
34:00used to make
34:01candles.
34:02They used to take
34:03a box
34:04and inside the box,
34:05they used to design
34:06the candles
34:07in such a way
34:08that
34:09it would burn
34:10from 1 to 2
34:11and it would smell.
34:12Okay.
34:13After 2,
34:14it would start burning.
34:15It means
34:16that they used to
34:17smell it
34:18and say
34:19it's 4.
34:20But that time
34:21was good.
34:22No one would say
34:23that you got up so late.
34:24Sir, if you sleep late
34:25and no one
34:26wakes you up
34:27and no one
34:28wakes you up,
34:29it has two meanings.
34:30Either your salary is good
34:31or he will wake up
34:32and talk nonsense.
34:34This is a very
34:35interesting thing.
34:36This is a very
34:37interesting thing.
34:38This is a very
34:39good thing.
34:40This is absolutely right.
34:41He is saying
34:42a good thing.
34:43I can't see him
34:44in the back.
34:45Do people still
34:46eat your food?
34:47Do people still
34:48eat your food?
34:49Sure.
34:50But the atmosphere
34:51must be clean.
34:52The stars must be visible.
34:53But when I came here,
34:54I had a cough.
34:55My eyes are hurting too.
34:56What is this?
34:57There is a lot of pollution here.
34:58This pollution
34:59is
35:00smog.
35:01It's pollution.
35:02Where did this come from?
35:03We have made
35:04such machines
35:05for our progress
35:06and our improvement.
35:07Yes.
35:08We have set up
35:09such industries
35:10that they are
35:11giving us
35:12very good things
35:13and we are
35:14buying useless things
35:15but we are
35:16ruining our health.
35:17What do you mean, Mr. Haroon?
35:18Isn't it a matter
35:19of crops?
35:20Yes.
35:21We have
35:22invented machines
35:23to cut crops.
35:24Okay.
35:25But we don't
35:26spend money on it.
35:27Whether it is India
35:28or Pakistan.
35:29We have
35:30more important things to do.
35:31You see,
35:32all the people
35:33in the audience
35:34including their parents
35:35should look at
35:36their parents.
35:37If they had
35:38built a house
35:39anywhere in their life,
35:40today you can't
35:41work all your life
35:42and build a house
35:43where they
35:44built it.
35:45There was a reason
35:46for that.
35:47They didn't have
35:48unnecessary expenses.
35:49They didn't need
35:50a new brand
35:51every two months.
35:52They didn't have
35:53to upgrade their phones
35:54every year.
35:55They didn't have
35:56to buy a new car
35:57every two years.
35:58Yes.
35:59They didn't have
36:00to buy a watch.
36:01They didn't have
36:02to buy a watch.
36:06There was
36:07a man
36:08who invented a cannon.
36:09Cannon?
36:10Yes, he invented
36:11a cannon.
36:12It was
36:13a small cannon.
36:14It was like a bomb
36:15that people
36:16use at night.
36:17Okay.
36:18It was a firecracker.
36:19It was like a cannon
36:20with a flame on it.
36:21When the sun
36:22comes in the middle
36:23of the flame,
36:24the flame
36:25goes through
36:26the flame
36:27and burns
36:28the flame.
36:29The flame
36:30goes through
36:31the flame
36:32and burns
36:33the flame.
36:34When the flame
36:35goes through the flame,
36:36half a day
36:37has passed.
36:38I see.
36:39That's where
36:40the phrase
36:41came from.
36:42The flame
36:43is burning.
36:44The flame
36:45is burning.
36:46Do parrots
36:47celebrate
36:48festivals?
36:49Yes,
36:50they do.
36:51It was a
36:52very strange
36:53festival.
36:54There was
36:55a festival
36:56where the
36:57clocks were
36:58made.
36:59The king
37:00of Babylon
37:01used to
37:02slap the
37:03king
37:04on the
37:05first of
37:06January
37:07every year.
37:08Why?
37:09When
37:10the first
37:11of January
37:12came,
37:13he used
37:14to put
37:15the king
37:16on his side
37:17and remove
37:18his garland.
37:19Wow.
37:20He used
37:21to remove
37:22his robe.
37:23Wow.
37:24He used
37:25to sit him
37:26on his knees
37:27and start
37:28slapping him.
37:29Wow.
37:30He used
37:31to say
37:32that it
37:33brings
37:34humility
37:35and humility.
37:36His face
37:37used to turn
37:38red
37:39with the
37:40make-up.
37:41This
37:42should
37:43be the
37:44festival.
37:45I made
37:46this mistake
37:47in January.
37:48I made
37:49this mistake
37:50in February.
37:51I made
37:52this mistake
37:53in March.
37:54Do you know
37:55that when
37:56its shadow
37:57used to
37:58move in
37:59Egypt,
38:00it used
38:01to move
38:02clockwise.
38:03Yes.
38:04When it
38:05used to
38:06move in
38:07African
38:08areas,
38:09it used
38:10to move
38:11counterclockwise.
38:12Why?
38:13Why?
38:14Because
38:15when it
38:16used to
38:17move
38:18counterclockwise,
38:19it used
38:20to move
38:21counterclockwise.
38:22When it
38:23used to
38:24move
38:25counterclockwise,
38:26it used
38:27to move
38:28counterclockwise.
38:29When it
38:30used to
38:31move
38:32counterclockwise,
38:33it used
38:34to move
38:35counterclockwise.
38:36When it
38:37used to
38:38move
38:39counterclockwise,
38:40it used
38:41to move
38:42counterclockwise.
38:43That was the
38:44clock.
38:45Oh.
38:46When
38:47its shadow
38:48used to
38:49move
38:50counterclockwise,
38:51it used
38:52to move
38:53counterclockwise.
38:54So,
38:55he copied
38:56me.
38:57Yes,
38:58he copied
38:59you.
39:00The shadow
39:01in Africa,
39:02in the
39:03lower
39:04countries of
39:05the world,
39:06it used
39:07to move
39:08counterclockwise
39:09because
39:10the sun
39:11is in
39:12the
39:13middle.
39:14Yes.
39:15Because
39:16the sun
39:17is in
39:18the middle,
39:19so
39:20it used
39:21to move
39:22counterclockwise.
39:23That's
39:24why the
39:25clock
39:26is
39:27clockwise.
39:28Counterclockwise
39:29doesn't
39:30work.
39:31Get a
39:32watch.
39:33No,
39:34what's
39:35the use
39:36of this?
39:37What
39:38will we do
39:39with it?
39:40Dude, he's right.
39:41I mean, giving it for Rs. 495 was also right.
39:44He cut it even more.
39:45Did he cut it?
39:46Yes.
39:47Give him Rs. 500.
39:50Okay, it's time for music.
39:51And today, Shehroz has again brought a great parody song for us.
39:57Shehroz, what is the song about?
39:59Sir, today's parody is about the current condition of the environment.
40:02About the smoke.
40:03Yes, yes. Oh, wow!
40:04It's very bad.
40:05Dude, you have brought a very good opportunity.
40:07Give him a round of applause.
40:11Thank you, sir.
40:12Oh, wow!
40:18Very good. That was the voice of everyone's heart.
40:20Viewers, this was today's show.
40:21God willing, we will meet again in the next show.
40:23Take good care of yourselves.
40:25Goodbye.