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00:00:30Show me how to move it Watch me move it around
00:00:51Show me how to hold it in Watch me let it all out
00:00:59You make me work my body You make my body work
00:01:07Now it begins to feel numb Just when it started to hurt
00:01:16You're my tutor You teach me anything you want me to learn
00:01:24You're my tutor Turn me on the way you want me to turn
00:01:31You're my tutor I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
00:01:39You're my tutor And you know that I'll obey your command
00:01:50Stretch it to the limit Pimp it back and straight
00:01:58Push and pull it up and down Kick it out of the way
00:02:06You show me how to squeeze it I'll squeeze it till it screams
00:02:14I know that I'll be doing This exercise of my dream
00:02:23You're my tutor You teach me anything you want me to learn
00:02:31You're my tutor Turn me on the way you want me to turn
00:02:39You're my tutor I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
00:02:47You're my tutor And you know that I'll obey your command
00:02:57You're my tutor Teach me anything you want me to learn
00:03:05You're my tutor Turn me on the way you want me to turn
00:03:12You're my tutor I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
00:03:20You're my tutor And you know that I'll obey your command
00:03:36One, two, three, four
00:03:52Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy
00:03:56Come on, it's over
00:04:00Time to kick out the jabs
00:04:04Summertime fun
00:04:09Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy
00:04:11I quit it with this ball-peen hammer imitation
00:04:15Where's Bonnie?
00:04:17Where?
00:04:18There
00:04:19Hi, Bonnie
00:04:30Bonnie, I've been looking for you
00:04:32You didn't sign my yearbook
00:04:34Same here
00:04:50Here you go
00:04:54To the girl who's meant the most to me all through high school
00:04:58Love, Bobby
00:05:00That's really sweet, Bobby
00:05:09I gotta go, I'll see you, okay?
00:05:11Bye-bye
00:05:12Okay
00:05:20Bye-bye
00:05:32What did she write?
00:05:34Yeah
00:05:41He's the funniest guy in third period study hall
00:05:44Bonnie
00:05:46Romantic
00:05:52Night's the night, fellas
00:05:54Sacrifice to the virgins
00:05:57Not so loud
00:05:59Time to go to the drugstore and get you fitted
00:06:04Eight o'clock, eight
00:06:08All right
00:06:19Bravo, bravo, let's go, Bruce
00:06:22All right, come on, let's go
00:06:26Not too much, she'll slide off
00:06:29Come on, we are going to a whorehouse
00:06:33We are not getting married here now
00:06:36What the hell you got in there?
00:06:39This is a little of the Johnny Walker stuff
00:06:42I'm gonna have to get you a new one
00:06:45I'm gonna have to get you a new one
00:06:47I'm gonna have to get you a new one
00:06:49I'm gonna have to get you a new one
00:06:51I'm gonna have to get you a new one
00:06:53This is a little of the Johnny Walker black
00:06:56I stole this from my father
00:06:58It's very good stuff, he never drinks it
00:07:01Go ahead, cool your nerves
00:07:12Come on, let's go
00:07:14Wait a minute, I gotta brush my hair
00:07:16Later, later
00:07:23This is it, this is it
00:07:35I don't know about this, guys
00:07:37My stomach doesn't feel too good, you know
00:07:39How about another night?
00:07:41I think we should go
00:07:44Oh, Billy
00:07:51For these two, we have the graduation present, huh?
00:07:56So, which one is your brother Jack?
00:07:59Right here, over here, that's me
00:08:02A real eager beaver
00:08:04Oh yes
00:08:05Bon, for you, we have Louisa
00:08:09Bon, for you, we have Louisa
00:08:13Louisa
00:08:34First time up at the plate, right Jack?
00:08:37Oh yes, but I am out to win rookie of the year
00:08:47Now for you, we have something very, very special
00:08:53A la Maria
00:09:07A la Maria
00:09:33Give me your hand, Jack
00:09:35Okey dokey
00:09:43Up against the wall
00:09:47There you go
00:09:51What's going on?
00:09:53You'll see
00:09:56Oh boy, this is gonna be really wild
00:10:02Now, give me your other hand
00:10:04Okey dokey
00:10:08Are you sure about this? Maybe it's a little advanced for me
00:10:13Don't worry, it'll be wonderful
00:10:16Okey
00:10:34Oh
00:10:57You like?
00:11:05Are you ready, Jack?
00:11:07Oh yes, I'm ready
00:11:11Oh my god
00:11:13So am I
00:11:16Come over here, my little bambino
00:11:20Climb the mountain
00:11:26How does it feel?
00:11:28Wonderful, but wouldn't it be better if I was untied?
00:11:33If I was untied?
00:11:36But your brother wants you to have a full treatment
00:11:41Oh
00:12:01Is it good?
00:12:03Oh yes
00:12:07You like surprise?
00:12:10Oh yes
00:12:12Good
00:12:19Are you sure that this is right?
00:12:24Oh yeah
00:12:34Mommy
00:12:36Oh
00:12:39Oh, you can handle it
00:12:42Come on
00:12:44Come on
00:12:53Just a little bit further up
00:12:56Just, bambino, just a little bit up
00:13:02Bambino, wake up
00:13:05Wake up
00:13:14Oh no, no, no
00:13:26Filthy, what kind of a weirdo did you set me up with in there? I almost got killed
00:13:30Hey, I didn't know, alright?
00:13:32Next time, next time, just do a little leg work, will you?
00:13:35It's ridiculous, I mean, I can't believe it
00:13:37You're only getting laid in a whorehouse
00:13:39Did you have a good time?
00:13:45Maria, fruit, salad, lunch
00:13:49A rosebush's trim
00:13:52Fruit, salad, lunch
00:13:56Right
00:13:58Manuel
00:14:00Ah, a rosebush's trim
00:14:03Si, si, si, si
00:14:05Hi, honey
00:14:07What's Dad want?
00:14:08Well, he's in the study, he'll tell you himself
00:14:10I'm late for lunch
00:14:21Sit down, puppy
00:14:26It's been quite a morning
00:14:28Mr. Simpson called from your school
00:14:30It seems that we have a problem
00:14:35You flunked your French final
00:14:40I've been on the phone to Yale
00:14:42And they will hold your place on one condition
00:14:44That you take a makeup exam
00:14:47The only catch is
00:14:49You've got to do better than 85
00:14:51Now, just a minute
00:14:53I've already contacted a language agency
00:14:56And as of tomorrow morning
00:14:58The best freelance French teacher in the city is going to be here
00:15:00She's going to live here
00:15:02And you're going to work with her every day
00:15:04And I want to assure you
00:15:06You are going to pass that exam
00:15:12I don't mind telling you
00:15:16It's been damned embarrassing
00:15:26I'm sorry
00:15:56Hello, Bobby
00:16:08I'm Terry Green, your French tutor
00:16:10We're going to be working together this summer
00:16:20I suppose we have to start today
00:16:22Tomorrow's soon enough
00:16:24It's too soon for me
00:16:26How about next week?
00:16:28I'm sorry
00:16:30One day summer vacation
00:16:32Terrific
00:16:36In addition
00:16:38If you succeed
00:16:40And Bobby passes
00:16:42There will be a final bonus payment
00:16:44Of $10,000
00:16:46That's quite a bonus
00:16:50I want you as committed to this as I am
00:16:54Now
00:16:56I'd like this part of our bargain
00:16:58To be just between us
00:17:00I don't want Bobby to know about it
00:17:02Do you understand?
00:17:04Yes
00:17:06He's under enough pressure already
00:17:08God knows he has been
00:17:10Quite a disappointment to me
00:17:12His attitude
00:17:14His grades
00:17:16I had to pull quite a few strings
00:17:18To get him into Yale
00:17:20And now this
00:17:22Why is it so important about Yale?
00:17:24Because I went there
00:17:26And being a Yalie
00:17:28Is just about the finest memory I've ever had in my life
00:17:32And I want the same for Bobby
00:17:34What does Bobby want?
00:17:36He's too young to know what he wants
00:17:38All I know is what I want
00:17:40And that is for him to pass that exam
00:17:44Okay
00:17:46The verb être, to be
00:17:48Conjugation
00:17:50Nous sommes, vous êtes, ils sont
00:17:52Répétez
00:17:54Bobby
00:17:56I hate this French crap
00:17:58Non, non, non, en français
00:18:00Je déteste cette merde française, oui?
00:18:02Oui
00:18:04You got the picture
00:18:06I even hate french fries
00:18:08Pommes frites
00:18:10Yeah, right, pommes frites
00:18:12Excellent pronunciation
00:18:14Dumb luck
00:18:16Look, forget it
00:18:18If I pass this exam
00:18:20I might as well just chuck it
00:18:22You'll pass
00:18:24There isn't a student maid that I can't teach
00:18:26A little conceited, aren't you?
00:18:28I'm very good
00:18:32What are you getting out of this?
00:18:34A little money
00:18:36A quiet place to stay for a month or so
00:18:40Well, how come you're not married?
00:18:42Or have a boyfriend, at least
00:18:44I don't think that's any of your business, Bobby
00:18:46Hey, come on
00:18:48Give me a break
00:18:50I'm trying to learn about life and love here
00:18:52Okay
00:18:54I had a boyfriend, we broke up
00:18:56I needed a place to stay, is that okay?
00:18:58Well, how come you broke up?
00:19:00This is none of your business
00:19:02Will you please read your book?
00:19:04I can tell you're going to work me hard this summer
00:19:08That's my job
00:19:10N'est-ce pas?
00:19:12Okay, now
00:19:14If this doesn't work out, there's always Mexico
00:19:16You guys can get it down there for sure
00:19:18Oh, no, I am not going to Mexico
00:19:20You can
00:19:22Catch all kinds of diseases down there
00:19:24Let's just go drink the water, you turkey
00:19:26Yeah, same difference
00:19:28Okay, well, here it is, all right?
00:19:30Be cool, and remember, I got you covered, huh?
00:19:38Oh, boy
00:19:40Oh, boy
00:19:50Well, he promised
00:19:52She won't hurt me, no whips
00:19:54He promised
00:20:10All right, brother
00:20:18Thank you
00:20:20Thank you
00:20:22Thank you
00:20:26Thank you
00:20:34Thank you
00:20:40Hey, Billy
00:20:42I don't know about this
00:20:44Hey, what's to know?
00:20:46You guys are about to get your lances waxed
00:20:48No big thing
00:20:50like crazy. He's a fact of life. That's kind of an awesome thought. Yeah, it is, isn't it?
00:21:06She's athletic.
00:21:11I'm on my break. Let's do it.
00:21:20Boy, are we even? Even.
00:21:30Damn. We'll be in the bar across the street. Okay. Save some for me. Yeah.
00:21:43I've only got 10 minutes. 10 minutes?
00:21:46I've got to cry, sir, because it's got the biggest back seat.
00:22:16So
00:22:36nice.
00:22:47Oh, shit. What? It's my boyfriend. Your boyfriend? Well, actually, we're engaged to be married.
00:22:59He hates when I do this.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:10Last guy caught, he dragged behind his bike. No chains.
00:23:16Oh, don't worry. It was only over dirt.
00:23:32So
00:23:50Sylvia.
00:23:58Sylvia, where is he? I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna tear his eyeballs. I'm gonna rip his
00:24:06arm off and beat him to death with it. Sort the parking lot. I don't want that son of a bitch.
00:24:28There's a little prick.
00:24:38Say your prayers, boy. You're about to meet Jesus. That's not him. That's not him. That's not him.
00:24:46It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. You sure? Of course, I'm sure. I wouldn't fall anything that
00:24:52lame, even for money. Thank you.
00:24:58All right, come on.
00:25:20Hey, hey, it wasn't good as I said it was. Did I cover you well, huh?
00:25:23Let's go.
00:25:53So
00:26:23So
00:26:53So
00:27:08So
00:27:24So
00:27:30So
00:27:54So
00:28:10So
00:28:24So
00:28:36So
00:28:54So
00:29:16Okay, here you go. Try these 15 minutes starting now.
00:29:23Bobby, get to work. Okay. I'm gonna go get a drink. Do you want anything? No, thanks. Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:53So
00:30:08So
00:30:23Bobby, Bobby, where are you?
00:30:34Oh boy, no work. I can't leave you alone for a second. Here, looks like you can use this. Thanks.
00:30:53Okay, now get to work.
00:30:59It's too hot. Bobby, will you just do the test, please?
00:31:09It's really way too hot.
00:31:23So
00:31:39Oh, now that's better. I take it this is a study break.
00:31:43Great idea. I'm glad you thought of it. Well, then teacher gets to take a break, too.
00:31:53So
00:32:08Where'd you learn to speak French so well? I went to college in France.
00:32:12Aha, I knew it. Nobody can learn to speak French in California. Spanish, maybe. French, no way.
00:32:20I should have taken Spanish. Well, why didn't you?
00:32:25My dad thought it was a good idea. He wants me to study international law at Yale.
00:32:30Oh, yeah? You do everything your father wants you to do? No, not always.
00:32:38If I had it my way, I'd go to UCLA and study astronomy.
00:32:43I'm sorry, but you know I'm not hired here to be a guidance counselor. And no matter what school
00:32:47you go to, you're still gonna have to pass the test, so please.
00:33:02How old are you? Would you stop stalling? 40? 45? 25? 29.
00:33:10Have you ever been married? No. Engaged?
00:33:14Yes and no. You live with the guy, right? That last guy you just went out with, huh?
00:33:18Boy, Bobby, I wish you were as good at French as you are at 20 questions.
00:33:27Très bien. Get to work.
00:33:43Bobby! You pervert! I promised her a ride home.
00:34:06Well, how are things going between you and your tutor?
00:34:11Okay. Well, have you have you tried to score with her yet?
00:34:18Come on, Jack, what are you kidding? I know I would have scored with her by now.
00:34:25Just you and her alone by the pool.
00:34:32Well, I think I would have been there and back a couple of times by now, that's for sure.
00:34:36Jack, you don't believe your own bullshit, do you?
00:34:52Yes, do that.
00:35:01Am I gonna hit the ceiling tonight?
00:35:06Oh,
00:35:19it's only an 80. Hey, come on, an 80 up from a 57 is pretty good for two weeks work.
00:35:26Yeah, but you have to get five more points of this with a real test.
00:35:29No backing out now. You promised me a celebration lunch even if I broke 70.
00:35:36So,
00:35:48you had this planned. Of course, not only lunch,
00:35:51but now you have the rare opportunity to practice your vocabulary under fire.
00:35:56Great.
00:36:06So,
00:36:12now I'm going to teach you a skill that all young men should know.
00:36:16What's that? The art of tasting wine.
00:36:20It sounds vital. It is. This way you can impress all the girls before you seduce them.
00:36:25Now it sounds like life or death. First thing you do is sniff the bouquet
00:36:31like this and then you take a healthy sip and you move it around your mouth
00:36:35so that the tongue can taste it from all sides like so.
00:36:47You're not supposed to gargle. I can't take you anywhere.
00:36:57So, Cindy, put through all my calls to Le Rendezvous. I'm trying to close the counter
00:37:02deal. Ciao. Be very careful. She's an absolutely flawless classic. Yes, sir.
00:37:12Not a scratch. Okay, my man? Right, sir.
00:37:21Pierre, how are you? Good to see you. My table over here? Thank you.
00:37:28Roger, hi. Ed!
00:37:38Oh, no. Anything but this.
00:37:44Where have you been? Why did you disappear? And why haven't you called me? I've been looking for
00:37:49you for weeks. Why do you want me to say this again? It's over. It can't be over. You just
00:37:55get up and walk out. Not a word. Nothing. I don't know what you want me to say. It's just not fair.
00:38:03Fair? One day you're living with me and the next day you disappear without a goodbye and you're
00:38:07talking about fair? Mr. Sylvester, there is a telephone call for you. I'll call back.
00:38:12But your secretary says it is an emergency.
00:38:20Yes, Cindy, put him through.
00:38:21Hello, Sid. I just talked with Miller, and if you want those condos, they'll cost you 200k a piece.
00:38:29I love you, Terry. Forget what happened. Uh-huh. That's over, honey. It can change. Sid, the price
00:38:37is right. He'll take one-third down. The terms are terrific. Yeah, that's right. No problem.
00:38:46No problem. Wait, Terry, don't go. I said I love you. Doesn't that mean anything?
00:38:51I want to be with you. I want to be with you forever. How can you turn down an offer like that?
00:38:56No, not you, Sid. This deal is terrific. You'll be turning over half a mil profit in 18 months,
00:39:01goddammit. Would you just wait a second, Terry? Talk to me. No, not you, Sid. Is your name Terry?
00:39:09Goddammit, Sid, just take the fucking deal.
00:39:16Terry!
00:39:23Would you just talk to me? I can't keep this up. I gave up,
00:39:27Johnny. Who's this kid? Are you teaching nursery school or what?
00:39:46So
00:40:46so
00:41:16so
00:41:32so
00:41:46so
00:42:00so
00:42:16so
00:42:26Nice night for a stroll, huh, Bobby? I couldn't sleep. I had my telescope out.
00:42:35You shouldn't spy on people. It's not fair.
00:42:38Bobby, do you look at me?
00:42:42It's okay. Just no more spying. Is that understood? Okay, go to bed.
00:42:56This way, boys. Over there. Oh, it's just gonna look wonderful over there. Yes, that is the place.
00:43:03No, no, no, no, I like it better over there. Yes, that's it. Yes, definitely over there.
00:43:10I, um, no, wait, wait. I think I liked it where we tried it the first time, right here.
00:43:18Oh, well, what do you think? Oh, it's so hard to decide without setting it all up.
00:43:23It takes an hour to set this tent, ma'am. An hour?
00:43:26Oh, is that all? Oh, well, maybe we could set it up in all the places I picked. What do you think?
00:43:35Hi, Mom. Oh, hi, honey. Where's Terry? Oh, she went for a drive. She said she'll be back for your lesson.
00:43:40A drive with who? A man. Honey, you know that tent we had for your birthday? Where do you think we
00:43:43should set it up? Over there? Over there? Or over here? Over here?
00:43:50I think it looks fine right here. Oh, fine. Thank you, honey. Okay, boys, set it up. Right here, right here. Wait, I'm not sure.
00:44:00I think it looks fine right here. Oh, fine. Thank you, honey. Okay, boys, set it up. Right here, right here. Wait, I'm not sure.
00:44:18Where were you?
00:44:26You're late.
00:44:28Not that late.
00:44:30Hey, Spork. Don't get so bent out of shape.
00:44:33I guess you and I just got off on the wrong foot.
00:44:37I'm Don Sylvester.
00:44:39Yeah. You know, you almost made me wrap my bike around that pole.
00:44:44I'm sorry about that.
00:44:45I was a desperate man, though, Bobby.
00:44:48I couldn't let my girl get away without a chase now.
00:44:51Could I?
00:44:55Yeah, well, I gotta go.
00:44:58Study time, you know?
00:44:59I'll be right there.
00:45:03So, I'll see you in a few minutes, huh?
00:45:06Mm-hmm.
00:45:17All right.
00:45:36Here you are.
00:45:38Come on, Bobby. Wipe that long face off.
00:45:40The guy in this picture is smiling.
00:45:42Yeah, and the guy in this picture is six foot five and has long blonde hair.
00:45:46That bitch is never gonna work, Billy.
00:45:48Trust me and ye shall be delivered.
00:45:50Look, the guy at the door is a friend of mine.
00:45:52These are just for show. I got you covered, huh?
00:45:54Wonderful.
00:45:56Bobby, you look like you're going to a funeral.
00:45:59What's the matter?
00:46:01Nothing.
00:46:02Let's go.
00:46:03All right. Come on.
00:46:109-30.
00:46:17Shit, Wayne's not here tonight.
00:46:22Billy, this will never do. This will never do.
00:46:24It's too late now. Go for it.
00:46:26Hey, bro, what's happening, man?
00:46:28All right, all right.
00:46:30Please, bro, please.
00:46:47Don, it's Terry.
00:46:49Don?
00:46:53Stay out, punk.
00:47:00What the hell's wrong with you guys?
00:47:03You're nuts to go jumping in that ring.
00:47:05I couldn't help myself.
00:47:07They're the most beautiful girls in the world.
00:47:10Yeah, we're gonna wait here for them.
00:47:12I mean, that blonde is really crazy for me.
00:47:14I could tell.
00:47:15She was pinning me.
00:47:16She was really getting off.
00:47:18I'll be in the car.
00:47:28Can you believe those guys?
00:47:30They must be crazy.
00:47:45Don't you get out of that car, you bastard.
00:48:15I can explain.
00:48:17Come on.
00:48:19You weren't supposed to be here.
00:48:20I can't believe you're saying this.
00:48:22Look.
00:48:23Don't get out of the car, or I'm gonna cut it off,
00:48:26and I'm not talking about your hubcaps.
00:48:33Hey, Rhonda, I'll meet you outside.
00:48:34We gotta help Ralph move some cabinets, okay?
00:48:37Bye.
00:48:48Excuse me, girls.
00:48:49I just want to tell you how much we really enjoyed your work.
00:48:51Well, if there's any way we could wrestle with you privately.
00:48:54Also, maybe some interest to you that I'm unusually well endowed
00:48:57and happy to demonstrate that fact at any moment.
00:49:00You little turds again.
00:49:04I'm gonna break you in pieces.
00:49:26I love her!
00:49:27I love her!
00:49:29I love her!
00:49:32I'm gonna get my dress back here!
00:49:35I'm Megan!
00:49:53Hi, Terri.
00:49:55Oh, hi, Bobby.
00:49:57Mind if I sit down?
00:49:59Yes.
00:50:06So, looks like things didn't work out, huh?
00:50:10No.
00:50:14You were right about him.
00:50:16What happened?
00:50:19Let's just say that one woman isn't enough for him.
00:50:25I'm sorry to hear that.
00:50:29Thanks.
00:50:31Well, actually, I'm glad that you're here.
00:50:35It's nice to be wanted somewhere.
00:50:38What'd you do tonight?
00:50:41Nothing special.
00:50:44We watched a couple of ladies roll around in the mud and get all wet.
00:50:49Sounds exciting.
00:50:51It wasn't.
00:50:56I was thinking about you.
00:50:58What were you thinking?
00:51:01I guess I was jealous.
00:51:09Hey, what's wrong?
00:51:10Nothing, nothing.
00:51:12I gotta go.
00:51:14Terri?
00:51:18I'm really sorry that this guy hurt your feelings.
00:51:22Thank you.
00:51:25Good night.
00:51:55Good night.
00:52:25Oh, you're gonna get it!
00:52:54You're gonna get it!
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:06Ah!
00:53:09Ah!
00:53:39I can hear the clock Measuring ecstasy
00:54:03Every sound inside a touch
00:54:11I can hear the warm music of you and me
00:54:18It's the first time we make love
00:54:27Like a child in school That's how I'm learning you
00:54:32Feeling my need to know so much
00:54:41After years of dreams Finally one comes true
00:54:47On the first time we make love
00:54:55On the first time we make love
00:55:03Now we are lost in a world of desire
00:55:10Our bodies running wild through the night
00:55:18There's no way to put out the fire
00:55:25When the love inside us burns so bright
00:55:34I belong to you, baby, you are mine
00:55:40This is like love that never was
00:55:49Stay with me, I know we can make every time
00:55:56The first time we make love
00:56:03The first time we make love
00:56:10The first time we make love
00:56:33The first time we make love
00:57:03Ah, Robert, Robert, Robert.
00:57:17I've been looking for you, Robert.
00:57:18I want to speak to you.
00:57:20Yes, sir?
00:57:21How long have I known you?
00:57:23No, no, no, no.
00:57:24How long have your father and I been business associates?
00:57:27All my life.
00:57:29That's right.
00:57:30All your life.
00:57:32So, you would say I have your best interest at heart?
00:57:36Yes, I'd say that.
00:57:38And I want to say one word to you, Robert.
00:57:40Just one word.
00:57:43Computer chips.
00:57:46Computer?
00:57:48Computer chips.
00:57:50That's two words.
00:57:51It's a future.
00:57:52Never forget that.
00:57:55Hi, boys.
00:58:03Hello.
00:58:04Well, hello, hello, Mrs. Crystal.
00:58:06Oh, thank you.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:08Good punch?
00:58:11It's terrific.
00:58:13It is the very best, Mrs. Crystal.
00:58:15Thank you.
00:58:16Go easy.
00:58:17It has a very healthy kick to it.
00:58:19Cheers.
00:58:20Cheers.
00:58:25Oh, my.
00:58:28That's right.
00:58:30Yeah, you want a little bit more of this now, don't you, Mrs. Crystal?
00:58:33No, no, no, no.
00:58:34Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:58:36Just a little.
00:58:39Easy does it.
00:58:49Oh, Terry.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51May I speak with you for a moment?
00:58:55Sure.
00:58:56Say, as long as I've snared you, would you mind refilling my drink for me?
00:59:01Not at all.
00:59:02It's scotch, right?
00:59:03That's right.
00:59:04And while you're at it, make one for yourself.
00:59:07No, thank you.
00:59:11So how is Bobby doing?
00:59:13Is he really applying himself?
00:59:16He's doing great.
00:59:17He's working really hard.
00:59:19And you're really fond of him?
00:59:21Yeah.
00:59:23Oh, please, come on.
00:59:25Sit here and talk with me while I have my drink, huh?
00:59:32So how's the party going?
00:59:37Lively.
00:59:38That band is really interesting.
00:59:41I hate parties.
00:59:43It's my wife's idea.
00:59:45She has so few, I like to indulge the occasional one she has.
00:59:51Say, can we cut through this small talk, Terry?
00:59:56I find you very, very attractive.
01:00:00And to come right to the point, I would like to sleep with you.
01:00:04It'll be worth a great deal to me.
01:00:06I'm afraid that's not possible, Mr. Crystal.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11Really.
01:00:14Why not?
01:00:17You see, I just don't like men that think they can have anything they want just because they have money.
01:00:23Is that to the point enough for you?
01:00:33Slut.
01:00:36Women.
01:00:44Hi.
01:01:01Hi, Bonnie.
01:01:03How have you been?
01:01:04Good.
01:01:06You look terrific.
01:01:08What did you do?
01:01:09Nothing.
01:01:10Same old me.
01:01:11No.
01:01:12There's something different.
01:01:15You must be chasing some girl.
01:01:18Who is she?
01:01:19There's no one.
01:01:21How about you?
01:01:22You still seeing that college guy?
01:01:24Biff?
01:01:25Sure.
01:01:26Biff?
01:01:29Come on, nobody's named Biff.
01:01:33I do believe you're jealous.
01:01:35Baloney.
01:02:00I love her.
01:02:02She's fantastic.
01:02:04No, she hates you like poison.
01:02:07She's always hated you.
01:02:10Oh, come on.
01:02:11She's crazy about you.
01:02:18So, Anne, would you care to dance with me?
01:02:21No, thank you.
01:02:24And I suppose the vogel was just completely out of the question.
01:02:39Hi.
01:02:40Well, Bobby, I'm not sure this is right.
01:02:42I'm worried that you're getting the wrong idea.
01:02:45Like what?
01:02:46Like that this is more serious than it is.
01:02:48I don't want you to get hurt, okay?
01:02:51Terry, don't worry about me.
01:02:53I'm not the sensitive, vulnerable type.
01:02:55You're not, huh?
01:02:56Uh-uh.
01:02:57What type are you?
01:02:58The lewd, crude, couldn't-give-a-damn type.
01:03:03Come on, Amy, before your parents get here.
01:03:33Why pray tell you're sneaking from my bed, sir?
01:03:49Because my parents are going to be up any minute now.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:57Terry, there's something I have to know before I go.
01:04:03Yeah.
01:04:11How am I doing?
01:04:14I don't have anything to go on.
01:04:17You know, nothing to compare.
01:04:22Bobby, you're wonderful.
01:04:31Well, how about on a scale from one to ten?
01:04:41You're a ten.
01:04:42Well, you're a nine and a half.
01:04:43Nobody's perfect.
01:04:49You gotta go.
01:04:51All right.
01:05:10I'll be in my study.
01:05:38Son.
01:05:40Son.
01:05:42You better get up.
01:05:43You're gonna be all stiff.
01:05:45Thanks, Dad.
01:05:46Pulled an all-nighter, did you?
01:05:48I'm proud of you.
01:05:49But I think you better get some real sleep.
01:05:51Good idea, Dad.
01:06:20What do you want?
01:06:36I'm here to see Terry.
01:06:37Get out of my way.
01:06:38She's not home.
01:06:39I'll see about that.
01:06:59Told you.
01:07:00I'll wait.
01:07:02The hell you will.
01:07:03Look, you're trespassing.
01:07:05Now get lost.
01:07:07Don't make threats to me, punk.
01:07:09I'm a third-degree black belt in karate.
01:07:11I know a hundred different ways to bust you up in seconds.
01:07:14Wait here.
01:07:34I only know one way to squeeze this trigger.
01:08:39Hi.
01:08:50What can I do for you?
01:08:51Hi.
01:08:54I'm looking for a nightgown.
01:08:56For my aunt.
01:08:57If it's for your aunt, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
01:09:00I suggest yours and Roebuck.
01:09:04Well, actually, it's for my...
01:09:06girlfriend.
01:09:08That's more like it.
01:09:09Is she tall, short, skinny, fat, big bosom, flat-chested?
01:09:14What's the story?
01:09:15Medium-sized.
01:09:16And very well put together.
01:09:18Oh, you are a diplomat, aren't you?
01:09:21And how old is she?
01:09:24Thirty.
01:09:26Thirty.
01:09:27Not bad, not bad.
01:09:29A modern relationship.
01:09:31I like it.
01:09:33I think I have just the thing for you.
01:09:40As you can see, a matching set of leather restrainers and riding crop go with this.
01:09:49I think that's a little too much.
01:09:51Too much?
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:53Okay.
01:10:24Hi, Bobby.
01:10:28Hi, Bonnie.
01:10:29What you reading?
01:10:31Nothing.
01:10:32Schoolwork.
01:10:34What subject?
01:10:36French.
01:10:54Looks like fun.
01:11:17Good night, Bobby.
01:11:18We'll be at the Marshalls if you need us.
01:11:20Good night, Mom.
01:11:22Good night, Mom.
01:11:23You have a good time.
01:11:24Jack called earlier.
01:11:25Are you going to see him tonight?
01:11:27I guess so.
01:11:29I don't know.
01:11:30Whatever you do, have a good time.
01:11:33I will.
01:11:52Are you kidding with this?
01:11:54Put your knee up there.
01:11:57No human being can put their knee up there.
01:12:01Where's my foot?
01:12:04Wait a second.
01:12:05Is that you?
01:12:06Is someone else in here?
01:12:08I don't think so.
01:12:10It worked in the book.
01:12:11Don't believe everything you read.
01:12:13What is that?
01:12:22Bobby.
01:12:25Making love has nothing to do with those wild positions.
01:12:28It has got to do with feelings.
01:12:31And honey, you definitely got the feeling.
01:12:42I don't know.
01:12:44I'm not sure I want to go to Stanford Law in the fall.
01:12:47Maybe I should just go to Berkeley.
01:12:49Maybe I should just go to Berkeley
01:12:51and take advantage of the in-state tuition break.
01:12:54Papa has his heart set on you going to Stanford.
01:12:57All the boys have gone there.
01:13:00All the same, I'm a bit partial to being closer to San Francisco.
01:13:04Good morning, Music Crystal.
01:13:07Buenos dias, Manuel.
01:13:10Maria, you water plants, yes?
01:13:16Uh...
01:13:19Oh, si, si, just water.
01:13:22Uh, good.
01:13:24Manuel, uh, lawn, mow?
01:13:30Uh, mow.
01:13:34Que?
01:13:36Uh, cut, cut.
01:13:39Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
01:13:43Ah, si. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
01:13:47Oh, good. Muy bien.
01:13:50Adios. Muy bien.
01:13:53Oh, I just love talking Spanish.
01:14:01Hi.
01:14:02Terry, guess what?
01:14:03What?
01:14:04They're going away for the whole weekend.
01:14:06Now, if I can only get rid of Manuel and Maria.
01:14:08You make this sound like a murder mystery.
01:14:10Just give them the weekend off.
01:14:11Great idea.
01:14:12Now, why didn't I think of that?
01:14:26Terry, you have to talk to me.
01:14:28Go away. It's over.
01:14:30Are you and this kid getting it on?
01:14:32Get lost, creep.
01:14:33Stay out of this.
01:14:34Mary, I love you.
01:14:36You know you're the only one.
01:14:37Burn off.
01:14:38Drop dead.
01:14:40Please leave us alone.
01:14:41Us? You two are making it.
01:14:44What if we are?
01:14:45I can't believe it.
01:14:47Well, it's true, and he's ten times the lover you are.
01:14:50I'll kill you.
01:15:11Oh, my God.
01:15:42No!
01:15:57My baby.
01:15:59My baby.
01:16:01My baby.
01:16:04Thank God he's all right.
01:16:07Oh.
01:16:16All right, come on.
01:16:17Now, let's move on.
01:16:18Let's move on.
01:16:19We've got a beautiful day.
01:16:20Raphael, would you put those things in that trunk?
01:16:22Darling, his name is Manuel.
01:16:24Dad.
01:16:26Raphael Manuel.
01:16:27All right, son.
01:16:29Keep your eye on the ball.
01:16:32I love you.
01:16:35Here, Mom.
01:16:37Thank you, honey.
01:16:45Have a good time.
01:16:47Thank you.
01:16:51No, no, that's it, Raphael.
01:16:53Close.
01:16:54Down.
01:16:55All right, son.
01:16:56It's all yours now.
01:16:58Hold the fort.
01:17:00Thanks, Dad.
01:17:03Thanks, Dad.
01:17:20Hey, Manuel.
01:17:21Can I speak to you for a second?
01:17:23Si, senor.
01:17:25Why don't you and Maria take the weekend off?
01:17:27Senor Bobby, say again, what?
01:17:30Come on, Manuel.
01:17:31Knock it off.
01:17:33I know you and Maria speak perfect English.
01:17:38How long have you known?
01:17:40A couple of years.
01:17:42It's all right.
01:17:43Your secret's safe with me.
01:17:46Just take the weekend off for yourselves.
01:17:50We will.
01:17:51And Bobby?
01:17:53Gracias.
01:17:54De nada.
01:17:57Mmm.
01:17:58Bobby.
01:18:00You are wonderful.
01:18:02Oh.
01:18:04Bobby.
01:18:06How long can you keep that up?
01:18:09Longer than one.
01:18:26Billy, I don't, I don't see why we can't go back to the whorehouse tonight.
01:18:31Are you kidding?
01:18:32Boy, you wrecked all their stuff.
01:18:33They'd shoot you on sight.
01:18:34Oh, oh, picky, picky, picky.
01:18:37It's always Mexico.
01:18:38Down in Tijuana, I can march you right down Main Street, stick a $10 bill in your teeth,
01:18:42and your problems are over.
01:18:43No, no.
01:18:44I am not, I am not going to Mexico.
01:18:46I refuse.
01:18:47No way, Jose.
01:18:48I am not going to Mexico.
01:18:49No.
01:18:50No Mexico.
01:18:57What is that?
01:19:22Oh.
01:19:23Oh.
01:19:24Oh, God.
01:19:39Mexico.
01:19:41Mexico.
01:19:43Mexico.
01:19:49Bobby.
01:19:50Hmm?
01:19:51What do you think your parents would say if they could see us right now?
01:19:58Oh, I don't think they'd say anything.
01:20:00I think they would just make some gurgling sounds and have a heart attack.
01:20:07Do you think they suspect anything?
01:20:10No, I doubt it.
01:20:12Phew, that's good.
01:20:13Because someday I might have to ask them for a reference, you know.
01:20:17I'd give you one hell of a reference.
01:20:19I'm sure you would.
01:20:23But it's not going to help me with teaching work.
01:20:26Why don't you come to college with me?
01:20:28I'm sure there's going to be a lot of subjects I'm going to have trouble with.
01:20:31I only teach French.
01:20:34Well.
01:20:38Maybe I could major in French.
01:20:40Who knows, if I study hard enough, I could become a Frenchman.
01:20:47Nick?
01:20:48No.
01:20:49After the summer, the tutoring stops.
01:20:52All the tutoring?
01:20:57Yes.
01:21:00I don't say anymore.
01:21:17Oh, where's the wine?
01:21:19Ah.
01:21:23Thank you.
01:21:26So, Bobby, Terry tells me that you had a heavy cramming session this weekend.
01:21:30Oh, we have.
01:21:32Are you ready for the exam tomorrow?
01:21:34I sure am, Dad.
01:21:36I'm sure you are.
01:21:38I'm sure you are.
01:21:40I'm sure you are.
01:21:42I'm sure you are.
01:21:44I'm sure you are.
01:21:45I'm sure you are, Dad.
01:21:46I'm sure you are, Dad.
01:21:47I'm really happy about your dedication, Bobby.
01:21:54Hey, Dad, I've been thinking.
01:21:56Hey, Dad, I've been thinking.
01:21:58What if I didn't go to Yale?
01:22:00What if I went to UCLA instead?
01:22:03All my friends are going there and...
01:22:06Bobby, there isn't any ambition among your friends.
01:22:09You're going to go to Yale and make something of yourself.
01:22:12But UCLA has a terrific astronomy department.
01:22:15Bobby, looking through a telescope isn't my idea of how to become successful.
01:22:22No, but it's a good way to become an astronomer.
01:22:25It's quite enough, Bobby.
01:22:27I know it's going to be tough at Yale,
01:22:31but it's only under pressure that you find out what you're really made of.
01:22:37It's going to make a man out of you.
01:22:39Really?
01:22:40So stick to your resolve.
01:22:43Good education is vital to getting somewhere in this world.
01:22:47Let's not hear any more talk about UCLA or stargazing.
01:22:52Understand?
01:22:54Sure, Dad.
01:22:55No more stargazing.
01:22:57Drink your milk.
01:23:02All right.
01:23:04To finish.
01:23:06Je finis.
01:23:08Tu finis.
01:23:10Il finit.
01:23:11Nous finissons.
01:23:12Vous finissez.
01:23:14Il finisse.
01:23:16Bon.
01:23:18Et fini.
01:23:19You're ready.
01:23:28No, no, Bobby.
01:23:30Hey, Connie.
01:23:31No, no, Bobby.
01:23:33Hey, come on. I'm tense.
01:23:36I gotta relax. Big game tomorrow, you know.
01:23:46See, that's just the point.
01:23:49I don't want you to do all your scoring in bed.
01:23:51I want you to get up,
01:23:54come on,
01:23:55and get a good night's sleep,
01:23:57and score on your exam.
01:24:00And then?
01:24:02And then we'll see.
01:24:05Oh.
01:24:08Good night.
01:24:30What happened? What'd you get?
01:24:45Oh, Bobby, tell me.
01:24:48Ninety-one.
01:24:50Ninety-one!
01:24:52Ninety-one!
01:24:54Oh, that's great! Ninety-one!
01:24:57Hey, muchacho, como esta?
01:25:00Ninety-one!
01:25:02Ninety-one! Arriba! Arriba! Muy bien!
01:25:07Yo me gusta! Yo! Yeah!
01:25:16Hey, let's keep going.
01:25:17You're crazy.
01:25:19No, I mean it. Let's go to San Francisco. I got money.
01:25:22We can't go to San Francisco.
01:25:24Sure we can.
01:25:25I'm packing $132.45.
01:25:28I've already got reservations set up for us in Carmel.
01:25:31Bobby, we've got to go back.
01:25:51Too serious, huh?
01:25:54I just want to be alone with you for a couple of days, that's all.
01:25:57Is that so serious?
01:25:59People do it all the time.
01:26:02I have to get back to the house.
01:26:04I have a lot of loose ends to tie up before I go.
01:26:07Go? Go where?
01:26:10I'm going to visit my family in France.
01:26:13France?
01:26:15You never told me anything about France. When did this come about?
01:26:19Well, I made the reservations last week and I'm leaving tomorrow.
01:26:26You're going to France?
01:26:28You never told me you were going to leave me.
01:26:30Bobby, I'm not leaving you.
01:26:33I'm going away, that's all.
01:26:36Same difference.
01:26:37No, no. It's a very big difference.
01:26:41Yeah, either way, you're leaving me.
01:26:50Bobby, may I see you for a moment, please?
01:27:08Congratulations. School just called. I'm very proud of you.
01:27:13Thanks, Dad.
01:27:16I now have the bittersweet obligation of having to pay Miss Green a bonus of $10,000.
01:27:25Terry gets $10,000 because I passed?
01:27:28She didn't tell you?
01:27:32Oh, well, maybe that's why she gave you such special attention all summer.
01:27:39People don't always do things for the best of motives, do they?
01:27:42Bobby, sit down. There's more I want to say to you.
01:27:44That's okay. You've said quite enough.
01:27:47Listen to me.
01:27:48No. You listen to me. All my life I've been listening to you.
01:27:52Now I've got something I want to say.
01:27:54Robert.
01:27:55I'm going to UCLA this fall. To Stargaze. That's where you'll find me.
01:28:08Bobby, what happened? What did he say?
01:28:10Is it true you get $10,000 because I passed?
01:28:13That was your father's idea. He insisted on it.
01:28:15Not that you objected.
01:28:17And that's how come you got the bread to go to France, right?
01:28:19Yes, but it has nothing...
01:28:20Well, why didn't you tell me?
01:28:21Because it has nothing to do with that.
01:28:23The hell it doesn't.
01:28:25God, I should have seen this coming all along.
01:28:28Why didn't you just talk to me at the beginning, huh?
01:28:30Then we could have made some kind of an arrangement. Like with a hooker.
01:28:34How can you say that to me?
01:28:40I'm sorry.
01:29:10No!
01:29:41Bonnie.
01:29:51Bonnie.
01:30:03Bobby, what are you doing here?
01:30:05Bonnie, I have to talk with you.
01:30:07All right, I'll be right out.
01:30:10All right.
01:30:27What's up?
01:30:30Bonnie.
01:30:33Will you go to the movies with me on Saturday night?
01:30:37Bobby, you came over here at 2 o'clock in the morning to ask me to the movies?
01:30:42What did you expect me to do? Telephone?
01:30:45Well, yeah. That's the way guys usually do it.
01:30:51But the problem is, I promised Biff I'd...
01:30:53Forget Biff.
01:30:55Forget Biff?
01:30:57He's through. Finished. He's too old for you.
01:31:00Too old? He's only 20.
01:31:02Way too old.
01:31:05Why don't you pick on someone your own age?
01:31:08And who's that?
01:31:11Me, for instance.
01:31:16Bobby, you know you're my good friend, but I am...
01:31:35I'm sorry.
01:32:06I'm sorry about what I said yesterday.
01:32:09It was stupid.
01:32:12I'm sorry that I hit you.
01:32:15I wish you would have shot me.
01:32:20So, um, where were you last night?
01:32:23Everyone was so worried about you.
01:32:26I was at the movies.
01:32:28You were at the movies?
01:32:30Yeah.
01:32:32Last night, everyone was so worried about you.
01:32:37I was over at Bonnie's.
01:32:41Yeah. I think it's time for me to go.
01:32:44Otherwise, Bonnie's gonna have a big fight on her hands.
01:32:49So, it's off to France, huh?
01:32:51Yeah.
01:32:54So, you don't want me to come along?
01:32:56Kind of like a translator?
01:32:58To help you with the tough words.
01:33:00I think I'm gonna wing this one on my own.
01:33:03Yeah.
01:33:07I'm sorry.
01:33:09I'm sorry.
01:33:11I'm sorry.
01:33:13I'm sorry.
01:33:15I'm sorry.
01:33:18Well, I'm gonna forget you.
01:33:26No, you're not.
01:33:30No, I'm not.
01:33:33No, I'm not.
01:33:45I can hear the clock
01:33:48Measuring ecstasy
01:33:52Every sound inside
01:33:56A touch
01:34:00I can hear the warm music of you and me
01:34:06It's the first time we've made love
01:34:15On the first time we've made love
01:34:29You're my tutor
01:34:33Teach me anything you want me to learn
01:34:37You're my tutor
01:34:41Take me on the ride you want me to turn
01:34:45You're my tutor
01:34:49I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
01:34:53You're my tutor
01:34:57And you know that I'll obey your command
01:35:03Stretch into the limit
01:35:07Then get back into shape
01:35:11Push and pull it off the ground
01:35:15Kick it out of the way
01:35:19You show me how to squeeze it
01:35:23I'll squeeze it till it springs
01:35:27I know that I'll be doing
01:35:31This exercise of a dream
01:35:36You're my tutor
01:35:40Teach me anything you want me to learn
01:35:44You're my tutor
01:35:48Take me on the ride you want me to turn
01:35:52You're my tutor
01:35:55I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
01:35:59You're my tutor
01:36:03And you know that I'll obey your command
01:36:09You're my tutor
01:36:13Teach me anything you want me to learn
01:36:17You're my tutor
01:36:21Take me on the ride you want me to turn
01:36:25You're my tutor
01:36:29I'm a puppet that you hold in your hand
01:36:33You're my tutor
01:36:37And you know that I'll obey your command
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