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00:00Sir, sir, sir, I can't find my bike, sir, sir, sir, I can't find my bike, sir.
00:05I just parked it here, it didn't happen in five minutes.
00:07Hey, then why are you shouting here, go to the police station and file a report.
00:09You'll be late if you go there, sir.
00:10What happened? What's the matter?
00:11Look, madam, his bike has been stolen.
00:12Madam, I just came, madam, it didn't happen in five minutes.
00:14Please find it for me.
00:15Please, madam, please.
00:16He's asking you to go to the police station and file a report.
00:18Please, madam, I've been searching for it with great difficulty.
00:20What's the colour of the bike?
00:21What's the number?
00:22FZYTN19AL3121, sir.
00:24Please, sir, please, sir, do something and find it for me, sir.
00:30Sir, sir, sir, that's my bike, sir.
00:44Someone is stealing it, sir.
00:45FZYTN19AL3121, sir.
00:50Pause.
00:51Call a ward boy from this hospital and a driver from the auto stand to the CCTV room.
00:56Okay, sir.
00:57Arun, this is Shanmugam speaking.
00:58Call a ward boy from Block No. 2 and a driver from the auto stand to the CCTV room.
01:07Sir.
01:09Call the ward boy of the last ambulance that left from here.
01:11Why, sir?
01:12Call him.
01:13Okay, sir.
01:18Sir.
01:19Call the auto driver of the last vehicle that left from here.
01:27Yes, tell me, what happened?
01:28Guna, the police wants to talk to you.
01:29What's this, Chandu?
01:30Police.
01:31Yes, yes.
01:32Sir, Guna is on the line.
01:33Give it to me.
01:34Guna.
01:35Sir.
01:36Listen carefully.
01:37Tell me, sir.
01:38FZYTN19AL3121 in front or behind your ambulance.
01:41Can you see it anywhere?
01:44Quick.
01:47No, sir, there is no such car.
01:49Mani, stay on the line for a minute.
01:51Sir.
01:53Mani.
01:54Tell me, sir.
01:55No, nothing.
01:56FZYTN19AL3121 in front or behind your ambulance.
02:01Can you see it anywhere?
02:02I'll check, sir.
02:03Quick.
02:08Sir, there is no such car.
02:10Check properly.
02:12I checked properly, sir.
02:13There is no such car.
02:15Sir, one minute.
02:22Sir.
02:24The car you told me about is standing right in front of me.
02:29You should not take your eyes off that car.
02:32Okay, sir.
02:35You both can go.
02:36Okay, sir.
02:37I want both of them here in ten minutes, Gayatri.
02:50Sir, this is my bike.
02:51Get down.
02:53Get down, both of you.
02:54Come on.
02:55Come on.
02:56I am telling the truth, sir.
02:57This is my bike.
02:58Here is your key.
03:00Thank you, sir.
03:02You will steal my bike?
03:03You will steal my bike?
03:04You will steal my bike?
03:05They collect bikes and buy them.
03:07And you will steal it easily?
03:09Chandru, stop.
03:10Chandru, stop.
03:11Why are you venting your anger on them?
03:13You will steal my bike?
03:14Do you know why sir has blocked the thieves?
03:16He is the reason why so many women have lost their chains.
03:20What did you say?
03:21Yes, sir.
03:22They use stolen bikes to steal and murder.
03:24That is why I told you to catch them and save the gold chains of so many women.
03:28Hit them, sir.
03:29Yes, sir.
03:30The houses where the theft took place, both the boys came on bikes.
03:32And such thieves use stolen bikes to commit theft.
03:36Bike robbery.
03:41Gayatri.
03:42In the entire Chennai city.
03:43From morning till now.
03:44Bring the bikes that were arrested in the robbery.
03:52Get down.
03:55Get down.
03:56Hurry up.
03:57Get down.
03:58Hurry up.
03:59Get down.
04:00Get in the queue.
04:22What is this?
04:23The number of thieves has increased more than the number of buyers.
04:38Both of you come here.
04:41Hey.
04:42What are you looking here and there?
04:44Both of you come out and come here.
04:52What is your name?
04:53Balu, sir.
04:54And what is your name?
04:55He will only ask, sir.
04:57What is your name?
04:58Babu, sir.
05:00Gayatri.
05:01Get the case history of both of them.
05:09They were arrested for theft of ATM.
05:12Just two days ago, both of them were released from the jail.
05:15And as soon as they left,
05:16they stole the bike for chain snatching.
05:19This is their statement.
05:21ATM robbery.
05:25Go.
05:26Out.
05:29Hey, you come here.
05:46Go.
05:55It has been two years since my husband died.
05:58Two people.
05:59There is a data service called Dial for Help for that.
06:04Commissioner calls from AC mechanic for internet.
06:07Now go.
06:08I called the plumber.
06:09He is not coming, madam.
06:10He is not coming to the bathroom, madam.
06:17Plumber.
06:18Electrician.
06:20How did we forget them?
06:46Is there any plumber in all of you?
07:02The tap is broken.
07:04If someone fixes it,
07:05I will release him without any case.
07:16The tap is broken.
07:17If someone fixes it,
07:18I will release him without any case.
07:19The tap is broken.
07:20If someone fixes it,
07:21I will release him without any case.
07:22The tap is broken.
07:23If someone fixes it,
07:24I will release him without any case.
07:25The tap is broken.
07:26If someone fixes it,
07:27I will release him without any case.
07:28The tap is broken.
07:29If someone fixes it,
07:30I will release him without any case.
07:31The tap is broken.
07:32If someone fixes it,
07:33I will release him without any case.
07:34The tap is broken.
07:35If someone fixes it,
07:36I will release him without any case.
07:37The tap is broken.
07:38If someone fixes it,
07:39I will release him without any case.
07:40The tap is broken.
07:41If someone fixes it,
07:42I will release him without any case.
07:43I want the complete horoscope of this group within 10 mins
07:46Okay sir
07:49Chandru, we are looking for a woman.
07:51They look like other Hindus.
07:53They have been caught red-handed inadium robbery
07:55and you taking them here on brief…
07:59ATM
08:00Don't go inside the ATM bro.
08:01On the 15th of August this ATM was robbed.
08:04ATM?
08:05Don't go inside the ATM, brother.
08:07It was stolen on the first 15th of August.
08:13Exactly.
08:14Both of them were caught in the ATM robbery.
08:17Check if the robbery happened on the 15th of August.
08:19Okay.
08:24Hello.
08:25Inspector, the exact date and time of Balu and Babu's ATM robbery.
08:27Check and let me know.
08:28Hurry up.
08:29Okay, ma'am.
08:30Sir, we have found out about them.
08:31They have committed minor crimes in their childhood.
08:33They don't have parents.
08:34They just have a sister.
08:35She is also not their real sister.
08:36She is a step-sister.
08:37Her name is Leela.
08:39Leela.
08:42What does she do?
08:43She is a chess coach in the Champion Chess Academy.
08:49Whose coach is she?
08:50A chess coach.
08:54That's not a number or a passcode.
08:57It's the crown symbol of a chess queen.
09:04Chandru, Marimuthu's wife also works there.
09:11Hello.
09:12Ma'am, Balu and Babu were caught in the ATM robbery on the 15th of August.
09:15Time evening 5.47.
09:17Spot Royal Bank ATM.
09:18CIT Colony, ma'am.
09:19Okay.
09:20Chandru, you are 100% right.
09:22This ATM robbery happened on the same 15th of August.
09:30Brilliant.
09:32Chandru, what are we waiting for?
09:34I will beat you so badly that all the truth will come out.
09:36Gayatri, don't be in a hurry.
09:38They both are the accused.
09:39Should I just keep watching even after knowing this?
09:41Listen to me.
09:42They both are the accused.
09:43We don't have any evidence to prove this in the court.
09:46I will arrange for that, Chandru.
09:48Hey, the case won't last.
09:50They will get away with their cleverness very easily.
09:53They shouldn't escape.
09:54Chandru, you are emotionally affected in this case.
09:57I was quiet only because of this.
09:59And I allowed them to go so far.
10:01I will handle the rest.
10:03Don't talk like a mad person, Gayatri.
10:05They are not third rate criminals.
10:07They have planned and closed all the loopholes step by step.
10:10It is their bad luck that we got caught.
10:14They hit the snake on the head and kill it.
10:17Not on the tail.
10:18They are just tailed.
10:20The head...
10:22Sir, Leela's photo.
10:30Gayatri.
10:31Do as I say.
11:00Greetings, sir.
11:15Arun.
11:16Yes, miss.
11:17Hey, one minute.
11:18Can I play?
11:19Okay, uncle.
11:23Hello.
11:24Who are you?
11:25Your opponent.
11:26What?
11:27Enemy.
11:29In the game.
11:30In the game.
11:33Get out.
11:37Are you afraid of losing?
11:39Are you asking me to get out?
11:41Just like that.
11:42Try it.
11:47Good joke.
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13:26And I was showing you your place.
13:30If I defeat you more than this,
13:32I'll be insulted.
13:35Get out.
13:37Leela?
13:42Killing Rani won't end the game.
13:44I'll have to kill Raja first.
13:54Check.
13:55Made.
14:02Leela,
14:03my father taught me one thing.
14:06If the enemy is smarter than you,
14:09then pretend to be a fool as much as you can.
14:12Because only then
14:13will he be able to use his brain like a fool.
14:17And the moment he's misled,
14:20then just once...
14:25I'll kill him.
14:31Game over.
14:45Take care.
14:48Who are you?
14:51God.
14:52What?
14:54You don't get it?
14:55Will you spend your entire life outside happily?
14:57Or will you eat dry food behind bars?
14:59I am the God who decides this.
15:04Hey, it's just a joke.
15:06The hiccups stopped, right?
15:09Take care.
15:24Chandru, what happened?
15:25I've provoked her.
15:27She'll talk on her own.
15:29Let's wait.
15:30Mr. God.
15:54Check.
15:57Let's talk off the record.
15:58You...
16:03When they didn't return mad, I thought
16:06something is wrong.
16:08But I was a little relaxed thinking
16:10who would be able to stand in front of me.
16:12But I didn't think anyone like you would come.
16:17What did they say?
16:19The thefts that took place in 50 houses,
16:21did they say that I am their mastermind?
16:27I don't believe it.
16:29Impossible.
16:32Did you find out about my pattern?
16:35But you have no evidence against me.
16:39Am I right?
16:41I wouldn't have spared you then.
16:44This is my chess academy ID card.
16:47I never play a losing game.
16:52Once I was relaxed without knowing anything about you.
16:55And you won.
16:58But next time,
17:00I will win.
17:03I came here to see this arrogance.
17:08You're right.
17:10I don't have any evidence.
17:12But I have a habit.
17:15Instead of playing secretly,
17:17it's better to play the game face to face.
17:21Now I am ready to attack you at every step.
17:26I can go to any extent to win.
17:30Every victory is the same for me.
17:32But I don't back down in any competition.
17:36Leela,
17:38if you had used your brain properly,
17:40you might have become a scientist.
17:43But now it's too late.
17:45You're going to be behind bars.
17:47Hey, who are you?
17:48Where did you come from?
17:52Okay.
17:54If you're speaking so confidently,
17:56I have a small challenge for you.
17:59If you can speak in their language in your custody,
18:02if you can,
18:05make Leela say these two words.
18:10And then, what did you say?
18:12You could have become a scientist.
18:14Times have changed.
18:15You can't even study science without money.
18:22If you're really a man,
18:24make them say my name.
18:26Shall I leave now?
18:30Be ready to face me.
18:34How long will you hit me?
18:36Gayatri, stop.
18:37Don't try to stop me now.
18:39Madam, wait.
18:41Gayatri, hello.
18:51Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:58Ah!
19:01If you hit him like this, he'll die.
19:03Hey, listen.
19:04Call Mr. Chandru.
19:06Ah!
19:08Give me the phone.
19:16Madam, don't hit me.
19:18Ah!
19:19Ah!
19:21Ah!
19:26He's not answering his phone.