Taskmaster NZ Season 5 Episode 6
Taskmaster NZ S05E06
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00:58Bu gece, 5 komediyenin bir sürü işleriyle karşılaştığını ziyaret ettik.
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01:54Buçh Cassidy ve
01:56Donkey Tomeişrik.
01:58Lütfen Paul Williams'a
02:00büyük bir alkış verin.
02:04Başlamadan önce
02:06bu gece annem
02:08benim platformumu kullanırsa
02:10bir şarkı söyleyeceğim.
02:12Eğer sorun olursa yapabilirim.
02:14Hey everybody
02:16Haven't you heard
02:18There's no better
02:20feeling in this
02:22world than
02:24picking on nerds
02:26Bullying is the best
02:28It makes you feel so alive
02:30Just find someone's
02:32insecurities
02:34and make them cry
02:36Hold on, hold on.
02:38So is this
02:40an anti-bullying song
02:42or a pro-bullying song?
02:44Pro, I guess, yeah.
02:46You sure your mum would want you to do this?
02:48Actually that's a good point.
02:50Yeah, I guess maybe
02:52she wanted anti-bullying.
02:58We'll edit that out.
03:00Alright, should we start with
03:02tonight's prize task?
03:04So tonight we've asked our contestants
03:06to bring in the thing that's best
03:08from far away.
03:10Whoever has brought in
03:12the best thing from far away
03:14will receive five points and whoever
03:16wins the episode will get to take home
03:18all five great from far away things.
03:20Abi what did you bring in?
03:22I brought in a lovely
03:24beautiful sexy lady.
03:26Oh my god she's so sexy
03:28from far away and lovely.
03:30But if you look at her clothes
03:32Oh my god her tattoos are so problematic.
03:36She's got a slur on her chest
03:38she's got pestilence
03:40and look at her legs.
03:42I looked into eugenics and it doesn't
03:44seem that bad.
03:46She's just
03:48best from far away I think.
03:50Even though she's a lovely beautiful lady
03:52printed with sexy ink.
03:54If she was just wearing more clothes
03:56it'd be fine. You wouldn't even notice.
03:58No but she never does, that's the thing.
04:00And sexy ink baby
04:02is the best. Ben,
04:04what did you bring in? Well Jeremy, have you ever
04:06seen the sun from close up?
04:08The sun
04:10close up is a massive fiery
04:12ball of gas. But far
04:14away it's a beautiful pinprick of
04:16light in the sky. It is a star
04:18and I've purchased you a star.
04:20Wow!
04:26Ben gets five points.
04:28Well you know I just thought... Wait, what did you just say?
04:30Hang on, hang on.
04:32We got it on camera.
04:34Well done.
04:36Damn it. And
04:38Jeremy, when's your birthday?
04:40January 19th. That makes you a Gemini
04:42and I made it in the Gemini
04:44you know thing. Constellation.
04:46Yeah. So I'm a Capricorn.
04:50Right.
04:52Hayley, what did you bring in? I know we're having a lot
04:54of fun Jeremy and I don't want to have to
04:56bring down the mood. But for me
04:58the thing that is best from far
05:00away is Paul.
05:02Sorry Paul that I have to do this but you
05:04have been issued a restraining order against
05:06me.
05:08If I got a dollar for every time
05:10I got one of these.
05:14So how far is... It's roughly
05:16between four and five metres.
05:18So if you were to come forward, that's a breach.
05:22But if I'm back, you're fine.
05:24I know it's not your first one but it's the first one from an individual
05:26isn't it? Because normally it's a school
05:28isn't it?
05:32It's actually not a school.
05:34It's all schools.
05:36Josh. Hello.
05:38You're representing Tofinga. What have you brought in?
05:40Yes I'm here for my boy Tofinga
05:42and I decided to
05:44bring in a beautiful
05:46silk pillow.
05:48If you see that in the distance you'll think I can't wait to put my head on there.
05:50Don't put your head on there
05:52because if you got that close you'd realise that I farted
05:54on it.
05:56One thing you can do is you can
05:58sit on a pillow and you squash all the fibres
06:00and fart as you rise
06:02and then you can sit on it
06:04and fart as you rise
06:06and it will suck in the fart.
06:08This really works.
06:10You can keep a fart for 6-8 weeks.
06:12So this distance
06:14we're okay?
06:16I mean that's just a picture of it.
06:18But I think you'd be okay.
06:20But you could even enjoy it from even further away.
06:22Okay. Tom.
06:24So I went for a walk
06:26in our neighbourhood and we found this beautiful
06:28piece of nature and a photo was
06:30taken and it's a really beautiful thing
06:32that you can appreciate from far away.
06:34So we'll just look at the first one. There we go. That's a waterfall.
06:36That's in my neighbourhood. It's pretty beautiful.
06:38But if you get up too close
06:40it's a little bit of a case of where's Wally?
06:42So we'll just go to the next picture.
06:46What are you doing there Tom?
06:48Are you preparing a pillow?
06:50Oh yes.
06:52I'm coming out of nature.
06:54I think nature's coming out of you.
06:58Very hard to judge.
07:00One point for Ben Hurley.
07:02You got the wrong constellation.
07:04Two points for Abbey.
07:06You can always get tattoos removed.
07:08Three points for Hayley.
07:10Four points for Josh and the stinking pillow.
07:12And that leaves five points for Tom Sainsbury
07:14with the nature of blue shirt.
07:16Amazing.
07:18I love the first task
07:20tonight please Paul.
07:22People are often trying to steal my look
07:24and this task is no exception.
07:31Here I come.
07:33Hello Tufenga.
07:35Hey Paul.
07:36Hello Tom.
07:37Wow.
07:38Wowee.
07:39Wow.
07:40Got some stumes.
07:42Stumes?
07:43Costumes.
07:45Nice.
07:46I'm excited to see what's in here.
07:48Match accessories
07:50with Paul.
07:52Paul will emerge every minute with a new
07:54accessory until you match him.
07:56You may only don
07:58one accessory at a time.
08:00And you may not don the same
08:02accessory twice in a row.
08:04No peeking. Fewest
08:06accessories tried on by Paul
08:08wins.
08:09Your time starts
08:11now.
08:12Do you understand it?
08:13No.
08:14Oh.
08:17Wow you could really spot
08:19the theatre nerds in amongst our comedians
08:21couldn't you? As Abbey, Hayley and Tom's
08:23eyes lit up when they looked at the costumes.
08:25Yay.
08:26Our characters will be born today.
08:29Alright should we get straight into it?
08:31Let's start in the menswear section.
08:33It's Ben, Tufenga and Tom.
08:35Okay let's get on to it.
08:40Ready.
08:43If you squeeze those.
08:45Oh man.
08:48Lovely.
08:49But it's not a match.
08:50Ready?
08:51Yep.
08:53Why you got combats on?
08:55You should have told me you had combats on.
08:57Oh sorry.
09:00Ready when you are Paul.
09:05I know you're not breathing.
09:07I don't feel good.
09:08Your eyes are bulging.
09:09Sorry.
09:10You don't have to apologise every time.
09:12Sorry for apologising.
09:14I think I got it better.
09:17Oh damn it.
09:18We've got similar colour schemes.
09:20Yeah, does that help?
09:21No.
09:22No okay.
09:23Next.
09:24Yep, ready.
09:26Yep.
09:27Ready.
09:30Sick.
09:31It's not a match.
09:32It's a good look though.
09:34Thank you.
09:36I think I got it.
09:39That's the one I just had on before.
09:41I feel like there's no method to this.
09:43Quiet.
09:46Be.
09:48Take my breath.
09:50Change.
09:51Are you ready?
09:52Ready.
09:58It's a match.
10:00Congratulations.
10:01Thank you.
10:02It's epitical.
10:06Okay.
10:07Close.
10:08Not really.
10:10A good effort.
10:17What have you got on?
10:18The book.
10:19Oh that's not actually on the accessories.
10:21Sorry.
10:22Why did you put the book here for then?
10:23I think I just left those there.
10:24Sorry about that.
10:27I want to make a complaint to the taskmaster.
10:30What's his name?
10:33Jared.
10:34And action.
10:36Damn it.
10:38Connection?
10:39I mean vaguely.
10:40Vikings used to wear kilts.
10:41Did they?
10:42Yep.
10:48Isa.
10:50Yeah, Paul.
10:51What do you reckon?
10:52It's a match.
10:53Yeah, it's a match.
10:57Oh, we did it!
10:58And he took two, guys.
11:00I took more than two.
11:01Hope you get five.
11:02You suck, Paul.
11:04Love you, Paul.
11:05Thank you, Tophine.
11:10Tom.
11:11Who would have thought that knowing your ABCs were going to help you in later life?
11:15I don't know.
11:16Finally.
11:17What was the book for?
11:18The books, I didn't mean to leave the books there, but they were there for everyone
11:22and the top book was the A to Z of fashion.
11:26Oh, my goodness.
11:28So, speaking of letters, Ben got up to the letter N, which was 14 attempts.
11:33Tophine, the letter L, which was 12 attempts.
11:37And Tom, the letter G, 7 attempts.
11:39Yes, Tom!
11:41Broken out in front, yeah.
11:43More changing room montages coming up next.
11:46But first, we've got to sell you some clothes that you probably don't need.
11:50Your clothes are fine.
11:51You look absolutely amazing.
11:53We'll be back after these messages.
12:05Welcome back to Taskmaster.
12:07The only place you can put a camera in a changing room without getting a visit from the police.
12:13Paul, jog everyone's memory, please.
12:16Our contestants are trying to match accessories with me,
12:19but little did they know I was dressing up in alphabetical order.
12:23Next up, they've got a passion for fashion,
12:26a desire for attire,
12:28and the opposite of loathing for clothing.
12:31It's Abby and Hayley.
12:33Have fun in there.
12:34I miss you when you're gone.
12:38How cool are fedoras, though?
12:40The best hat.
12:42Bugger it.
12:46I used to definitely wear something like that when I was 13.
12:48I was a goth.
12:49But I actually went to Animates and got a proper dog collar.
12:52Were you watching me change?
12:53No.
12:58What's that bit for?
13:01I don't know what that bit's for.
13:05We're getting there, I feel like.
13:07What's your viking name?
13:08Oh, do you look good in that?
13:09I feel good.
13:10Yeah.
13:12Going to the masquerade.
13:14Yes.
13:15Going to...
13:16The dog town.
13:22Oh, Paul!
13:25I had them and I changed.
13:30Oh.
13:32Beautiful.
13:33And beautiful.
13:35Alright.
13:36Back to dork town?
13:37Yeah.
13:39Would you look like Michael Jackson?
13:41Doreen.
13:43Yeah, that's really good.
13:44That's really good.
13:45Okay, okay.
13:47Have you got the x-ray glasses on again?
13:50Um...
13:51No.
13:56I don't think so.
13:57I don't think so.
13:58I don't think so.
13:59I don't think so.
14:00I don't think so.
14:01I don't think so.
14:02I don't think so.
14:04Oh!
14:06I went and I picked it up.
14:08I can't stop.
14:09I'm compelled by them every time.
14:12What happens if we're here all day?
14:14Then we're here all day.
14:15Okay.
14:16Are you going to go umbrella hat again?
14:18No, I don't think so.
14:20Oh.
14:24Get back in there.
14:25Whoa.
14:27They drew me in again.
14:29We're well off again.
14:31The watch.
14:32Ready.
14:33I actually already know it's not a match.
14:37Because you could see through the curtain.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Ready?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yeah!
14:44Looking good, Pornl.
14:45I think there was only one more possible item.
14:48The bra hat.
14:50Are you happy?
14:51Yeah.
14:56You ready?
14:57No.
14:58You said you were.
14:59I'm ready.
15:03You've got to be kidding me, Paul.
15:06We're back to bloody square one, aren't we?
15:08I'm feeling it.
15:11You ready?
15:15Yeah.
15:17Ah!
15:19We did it.
15:20That's for the Hatties.
15:26Hayley, between the necklace, the top hat, and the zebra hat,
15:28it's like you've got a sixth sense for getting it wrong.
15:30I know.
15:32Now that I watch yours, I was like,
15:33I should have just picked one object
15:34and just put it on the whole time.
15:35It was a great tactic.
15:36Sadly, the object she chose was X.
15:39Yeah, I alternated between the X and you.
15:45Yes, she chose the X-ray glasses nine times
15:48and she went to dork town four times.
15:52Where was your autistic superpower this time, Abby?
15:56I mean, look at, Tom did well there.
15:58We now know a lot about Tom.
16:00I'm not diagnosed, I'm legit.
16:03Is this the first time you've ever been teased
16:05for not having autism?
16:08Where's your autistic powers now, bitch?
16:13So how many letters did we get around to?
16:17So Abby, the letter X, so 24 attempts.
16:20Hayley, the letter C.
16:22Great, but second time through.
16:25So 29 attempts.
16:26That means one point for Hayley, two points for Abby,
16:29three points for Ben, four points for Tufenga
16:32and five points for Tom Sainsbury.
16:38What are the scores for the episode, Paul?
16:41With a perfect 10 points, out in front, it's Tom Sainsbury.
16:48All right, fast show's a good show.
16:50What's next?
16:51This task involves a list-ers.
17:00Hello, Paul.
17:01Hello, Abby.
17:04Got another one of these stupid challenges, eh?
17:07They're called tasks.
17:08Tasks.
17:09We generally don't say they're stupid.
17:11Oh, yeah.
17:13Write down the 20 public figures you know the most about.
17:18You have seven minutes, your time starts now.
17:20Di Henwood.
17:22Season four of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:24Madeline Sami.
17:25Season one of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:28Elizabeth I.
17:29Henry VIII.
17:30How long have I got?
17:31You've got three minutes and 50 seconds.
17:33Oh, my God, I have to move quickly.
17:35Anthony Bourdain.
17:36And I will go, Paul Ego.
17:38Season three of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:40All right, it's been good.
17:41Wait.
17:44I knew there was a second part.
17:48Create a short biopic based on the life of your 12-year-old daughter.
17:54Create a short biopic based on the life of your 20th public figure.
18:01You may not do any further research into your figure.
18:05You have one hour, your time starts now.
18:09I'm going to put Beyoncé down the bottom.
18:12I'm going to go with Christine Daae.
18:15From Phantom of the Opera.
18:16Yeah.
18:17What's the producer's name?
18:18Current One.
18:19Current One.
18:20Chris Luxon.
18:21Christopher Luxon.
18:24And last of all, public figure I know least about, Matt Cameron.
18:30Who's Matt Cameron?
18:31He's the drummer for both Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.
18:36Oh, no.
18:39I'm drooling, miss.
18:43This is going to be quite obscure television.
18:45Is there anyone you would have rather made a biopic film about?
18:49Everyone knows but Luxon.
18:51Oh.
18:55Don't you get some plugs in for some previous seasons of Taskmaster, Paul?
18:59Yeah, and they were popular as well.
19:01Ben had six Taskmaster New Zealand contestants.
19:04Hayley, 11.
19:05Oh, wow.
19:06I had many kings and queens of yore.
19:10No one on her list was born after 1970.
19:16To a finger's list, Chris Luxon was the only white person.
19:25He didn't even know who the Prime Minister was,
19:27so I don't know how he's going to make a biopic
19:29about someone who he doesn't know, Josh.
19:31To a finger.
19:32Yeah, and Luxon kind of got a similar vibe.
19:37Look at Ebony and Ivory.
19:38Look at them doing a duet.
19:40Who are we watching first?
19:41We've all been wondering when Matt Cameron,
19:44the drummer from Soundgarden and also Pearl Jam,
19:47would be getting his biopic.
19:50Well, the wait is finally over thanks to Ben Hurley.
19:59Dad, what are you doing?
20:01Well, I'm cooking, son, because men cook too.
20:05One day you'll find something you're passionate about.
20:08Yeah.
20:20Yeah!
20:31Man, I'm such a good drummer now.
20:34I just need a cool band with a cool name.
20:38Wow!
20:40There's so many sounds in this garden.
20:46Yeah!
20:49What is it, Chris Cornell, lead singer of my band Soundgarden?
20:52That's right, Matt.
20:53I'm Chris Cornell from our band Soundgarden,
20:55and it's time for our band to break up.
20:57I'm going to embark on a pretty average solo career.
21:01No!
21:09I'll never drum again!
21:15Eddie Vedder from the band Pearl Jam?
21:17Yeah!
21:19Would you like to be in my band called Pearl Jam again?
21:25Yes!
21:32There's so much to unpack there.
21:35It actually felt like a lot of TVNZ biopics, to be honest.
21:38It's using the same wigs.
21:39Yeah.
21:40It's a wig-based production, basically.
21:42The Eddie Vedder impersonation was inspired.
21:45Yeah.
21:47If only you could do the biopic about him!
21:50No, imagine that!
21:51Okay, if they were making a biopic about your life,
21:54this would be the part of the movie where the main character
21:56sits perfectly still and waits for the ads to be over.
21:59We'll see you in just a moment.
22:11Nomai Anıl, welcome back to Taskmaster.
22:14We're currently watching comedians make biopics
22:17about famous public figures they know almost nothing about.
22:20Who have we got next, Paul?
22:22Destiny's Child Beyoncé, meet Ross and Vicky's child Tom.
22:33In Texas in 1989, Tina Knowles and Papa Knowles
22:38welcomed their little cherub, baby Beyoncé.
22:42Early on in her life, little Beyoncé met Kelly Rowland
22:46and they became fast friends.
22:48They loved going to church together and singing gospel.
22:52In their late teens, Beyoncé, Kelly and two other people
22:56became a band known as Destiny's Child.
22:59Not to be confused with Destiny's Church,
23:01but due to some disagreements, the band split up.
23:06In the early 2000s, Beyoncé then met Jay-Z.
23:11They had three children together
23:13and they all lived happily ever after.
23:18The end.
23:23I've got to say, right off the bat,
23:25Say My Name is a very good title for a biopic.
23:28Yes, guys, thank you.
23:30And I also thought, you know, I tossed up
23:32whether I should play Beyoncé and Jay-Z, etc,
23:34but I decided not to.
23:36I think that's a good decision.
23:38I'm slightly confused because the Texas he held up for her birth,
23:42he wrote 1981, which is correct, but then he said 1989.
23:46I know.
23:47I was in Taylor Swift mode.
23:50OK, who's biopic have we got next, Paul?
23:52Christine Sings, but Abby Howells
23:57made this sitcom.
23:59What if we did The Phantom of the Opera like a sitcom
24:01after The Phantom of the Opera has happened?
24:04That would be great. Yeah.
24:09The Phantom of the Opera
24:17Hello, Eric, The Phantom of the Opera and my husband.
24:21Did you do any murdering?
24:23Maybe a little.
24:26Oh, Eric, you promised me.
24:28No more murdering.
24:30OK.
24:31I'll believe that when I see it.
24:35I've got some news.
24:37What is it?
24:38I'm up for a big promotion.
24:40So I invited the boss of the Paris Opera House over for dinner.
24:47I hope dinner is ready soon.
24:49I am starving.
24:51Here comes Eric now.
24:53He's prepared dinner.
25:02Bon appétit.
25:04A hand?
25:06I have always wanted to eat a hand.
25:09Delicious.
25:13I'm going into labor.
25:18Eric, I think I'm going to die.
25:21Please, write a musical about me one day.
25:36Yeah, I know what you're going to say.
25:38My characters have died in childbirth three times now.
25:43Three times this series?
25:44Yeah.
25:45Also, you don't see many deaths in sitcoms.
25:48My favorite episode of Friends is the one where Rachel dies in childbirth.
25:58All right, I'd like to see another biopic.
26:00You've got it, Jeremy.
26:01He's New Zealand's current Prime Minister and before he started this task,
26:05Tufinger didn't know his name.
26:08This is the Christopher Luxon story.
26:12Luxon.
26:13Sounds like a soap opera.
26:14It does.
26:15Do you think he had little toy planes and stuff and then thought,
26:18I want to be CEO of Air New Zealand?
26:21Possibly.
26:22And then Luxon died?
26:24Yeah.
26:26Once upon a time in a small town in Christchurch,
26:29there was a young boy who loved to play with airplanes
26:32and his favorite food was honey on toast.
26:36Christopher.
26:38Christopher.
26:39How many times have I told you to stop playing with those stupid planes?
26:42It's not a stupid plane.
26:43It's a plane.
26:44It's a plane.
26:45It's a plane.
26:46It's a plane.
26:47It's a plane.
26:48It's a plane.
26:49It's a plane.
26:50It's a plane.
26:51It's a plane.
26:52It's a plane.
26:53It's a plane.
26:54It's not a stupid plane.
26:55You're eating up all the honey as well?
26:57Remember you are the future of our soap business.
27:00Luxon Soap.
27:02I don't like soap.
27:03One day I'm going to be CEO of Air New Zealand
27:06and I'm going to own my own beehive.
27:09Well until then, you're going to be looking after our family business.
27:13Luxon Soap.
27:15Smells like Luxon.
27:17Feels like Luxon.
27:21You will taste like Luxon.
27:23Dad, you've got to stop eating soap.
27:32Kia ora.
27:33My name is Christopher Luxon.
27:35And I'm the Prime Minister of Altairio, New Zealand.
27:40Can I cocoa?
27:41Can I cocoa?
27:42Can I cocoa?
27:43Can I more?
27:52Gosh, I love the way that Chris Luxon changed ethnicity.
27:56Just towards the end of that, it's impressive.
27:58It's a seamless transition.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Pretty factually correct as far as I can tell.
28:04He probably does like honey on toast.
28:07And his dad probably ate a lot of soap.
28:10And that's how he says Altairio.
28:12That's right.
28:14Okay.
28:15Who have we got next?
28:16It's Taskmaster New Zealand Season 3 alum, Paul Ego.
28:20And who better to direct it than someone who knows him and his family intimately,
28:26Hayley Sproul.
28:28Two sons.
28:29Abe...
28:31Gabe.
28:32Abe and Gabe.
28:33No, it's not Abe and Gabe.
28:35I've forgotten his wife's name.
28:36I've met her so many times.
28:37This is so rude.
28:38Hi, it's me.
28:40You know who I am.
28:41But do you know the man behind the voice?
28:44It's time to get to know the real Paul Ego.
28:49Yeah, yeah, yeah!
28:51Young Paul Jones enjoyed a privileged and lovely childhood growing up in New Zealand.
28:58I love the 70s!
29:01Then one day, as a young man, he met his beautiful petite wife, Jane.
29:07The only love of his life.
29:10Hi!
29:11After some delicious marital sex, Jane gave birth to Gabe,
29:16and then Gabe's brother, or vice versa.
29:21But after some time, he began his historic rise as a comedian.
29:26I've got two children, lovely Gabe and Gabe's brother.
29:29I love them very much as a father.
29:30But my question is, when the hell do they shuffle on out?
29:33Happy Paul Ego Goodnight!
29:36Recently, he joined More FM's breakfast show.
29:39It's not as good as ZM, but it's still alright.
29:42That was Robbie Williams' angels here on More FM Breakfast.
29:46And we're asking you currently at the moment, when did you fart in public?
29:51So what's next for Paul Ego, a.k.a. Paul Jones?
29:56Belki de bir ünlü bakıcı, Bake Off.
30:05Onların ismini bilmediğine göre,
30:07belki de Paul'un çocuklarına çok fazla odaklanmışsın.
30:11Paul'un ailesine özür dilerim.
30:13Onlarla çok tanıştım.
30:15Özellikle de onun eşi, Janine.
30:17Jane değil.
30:19Gabe'i aldın.
30:20Gabe'i aldım.
30:21Ve unuttum...
30:23Isaac.
30:24Isaac.
30:26Bu baya zor olacak.
30:27Bence hepsi çok iyiydi.
30:29Evet.
30:30Ama maalesef kazanırlar ve kaybederler.
30:32Bu bir tasarım.
30:33Bu böyle.
30:34Ve Abby kaybetti.
30:37Bak, bir seçimden aldın,
30:39sonra multi-kamera bir sitkom yaptın.
30:43Ben, Tom'un parçaları için 2'ye sahip olduğunu düşündüm.
30:46Hayley.
30:47Biliyorsan birisiyle ilgili bir şey yapmak zor.
30:50Özellikle çocuklarının ismini bilmiyorsan.
30:523 puan veriyorum.
30:54Doğru.
30:55Christopher Luxton ile Tufinger'in çalışmasının çok iyi olduğunu düşündüm.
30:594 puan.
31:00Ben Hurley'in çok iyi olduğunu düşündüm.
31:03Teşekkürler.
31:045 puan.
31:07Biopiklerden kaybettik.
31:09Birkaç dakika bize başka bir tasarım var.
31:11Bir dakika sonra görüşürüz.
31:24Arnav!
31:25TASMASTER'a tekrar hoşgeldiniz.
31:27Sadece televizyonda,
31:28hala seksüelleştirilen kadınları ödeyebiliyoruz.
31:31Beni yanlış anladın, Paul.
31:33Ama sanırım,
31:35başka bir tasarım için zaman geldi.
31:37Evet, evet, kaptan.
31:38Bu bölümü ilginç olarak izliyorsan,
31:40bu tasarım seninle ilgilendi.
31:52Merhaba.
31:53Burada ne oluyor bilmiyorum.
31:55Merhaba.
31:56Tasarım nerede, Paul?
31:58Tasarım kasette.
32:00Aaa.
32:01Tamam.
32:22Ben dinlemedim.
32:27Tamam, Paul.
32:32İlk olarak,
32:33Sailor Sainsbury ve Captain Hurley.
32:36Kab 1-i.
32:38Tasarım A.
32:40Diğerleri neydi?
32:44Bitti.
32:54Hadi ama!
32:55En hızlı kazanır.
32:56Umarım bir boyotu var.
32:57Benimle gelmek istiyorsan,
32:59benimle gelmek istiyorsan,
33:01bir göz var.
33:02Çok zor.
33:03Bence bu biraz...
33:04Büyük ihtimalleşme.
33:08Land Ahoy.
33:09Burada bir x olmalı.
33:15Hayır,
33:16önerileri dinlemedim.
33:18Burada bir x olmalı.
33:20X'e gidip,
33:21bir şey bulmak istiyor mu dedi?
33:23Her şey tasarımda.
33:25Tasarımda mı?
33:26Tamam, geri dönmeliyim.
33:29Bu bir yakışıklı.
33:30Muhteşem,
33:31tarihini getirmek gerekeni haklıyım.
33:36Hadi.
33:40Neyi unuttum?
33:41Bu tarihle yorulmaya başladım.
33:47X'e kaydoldum.
33:48Ne demek istiyorsun?
33:52Bir şövalye!
33:54X yok, fakat.
33:55X'i gördün mü?
33:56Tarihte.
33:58Doğru.
33:59Kesinlikle öyle değil mi?
34:02Yerden geri!
34:04Neyi kaybettim?
34:06Tekrar dinlemek zorunda mıyım?
34:10Magik değil mi?
34:12Hadi Paul!
34:13Lütfen, Pirate Paul.
34:15Nasılsın, Kapiton?
34:16İyiyim.
34:17Senin zaman şimdi başlıyor.
34:20Yürüyebilmek zorunda mıyım?
34:22Şu anda biraz aptal oldum sanıyor musun?
34:24Hayır.
34:25Asla öyle düşünemedim, Kapiton.
34:27Bunu bilmeliydim.
34:29Bu bir...
34:30...trik.
34:31Aman Tanrım!
34:337 C'si var.
34:35Bir pirata dönüştürebilirsin.
34:37Ben bir pirata dönüştürebilirim.
34:39Hayır, sen bir pirata dönüştürebilirsin.
34:41Burada bir U var mı?
34:43Bir elbise...
34:45...senin gibi değil.
34:47Burada küçük bir parmak yapacağım.
34:49Bir göz kestir.
34:507 C'si arasında...
34:51...bir pirata dönüştürebilirsin.
34:53X'e dönüştür.
34:54Zamanı durduracağım.
34:55Tamam.
34:56Zamanı durdur.
34:57Aman Tanrım!
34:59Ne bir yolculuk.
35:01Bence bu...
35:03...çok iyi.
35:08Bu trikleri çözdükten sonra...
35:10...Paul'u nasıl yaramak istiyordun?
35:12Onun her yerini yaramak istiyordum.
35:14Kaç defa...
35:15Üç defa deneyimden dolayı...
35:16...gökyüzüne gitti.
35:19Açıkçası için...
35:21...bu bir yaz basit bir işti.
35:23Bir göz kestir.
35:25Bir pirata dönüştürebilirsin.
35:277 C'si arasında...
35:28...bir göz kestir.
35:29X'e dönüştür.
35:31Bu çok basit bir işti.
35:33Neden gökyüzüne gittiklerini bilmiyorum.
35:37Ne zaman geçti?
35:39Ben...
35:40...31,15 saniye.
35:42Tom...
35:43...41,24 saniye.
35:46İkinci olan kim?
35:47İkinci olan...
35:48...Ahoyli Sproul...
35:50...I.I.B Howells...
35:52...ve Toffin...
35:53...Fepuli A.E.
36:24Gökyüzüne gittik.
36:25Gökyüzüne gittik mi?
36:26Senin için.
36:27Hadi gidelim.
36:29Bunu kesinlikle anlayamadım, Paul.
36:31Ve tüm öneriler...
36:33...onlar...
36:34...ne dedi?
36:35Tape içinde mi?
36:36Evet, tape içinde.
36:44Bir yolu kestir.
36:46Bir yolu kestir.
36:49Yolun başında yoldan gel.
36:51Gözleri...
36:52...gökyüzüne gittik.
36:54Gökyüzüne gittik.
36:57Tamam!
36:58X özenin yeri koltuğa dön.
37:00X özenin yeri koltuğu.
37:02Kesinlikle bu o.
37:04Kaçırmayıyorum ki bu benim işim değil ki!
37:06Eşeksi var mı?
37:08Bir köy müydü?
37:10Eğer bu sadece bir yangın koyma nimetleri...
37:13...çok sıkılırım.
37:14Yaşadığından dolayı...
37:16Çok üzgün olacağım.
37:17Burada bir şey var mı?
37:19Sanmıyorum.
37:21Burada hiçbir şey yok.
37:23Evet, ne dikmek istiyorsun?
37:24Bir gücü var. Sadece dikmeye başladım.
37:26Yeniden tepeyi dinleyeceğiz.
37:28Tamam. Hadi gidelim.
37:31Pirat olacaksın.
37:35Pirat olacaksın.
37:37Pirat olacağım.
37:38Bir göz kestir ve pirat olacaksın.
37:42Bitti.
37:43Yapmadın.
37:44Emin misin?
37:47Bence bu kadar.
37:48Zamanı bitirdim.
37:49Teşekkür ederim.
37:50Teşekkürler, Tophanger.
37:53Bana bak, Paul. Aklımı kaybettim.
37:55İşimi bitirdim.
37:56İşini bitirmedin.
37:57Bence evet.
37:59Kapağını kapat.
38:02Bir göz kestir.
38:08Ve seni pirat olacaksın.
38:10Sonra 7 C'si kestim.
38:12Bir göz kestin mi?
38:16Zamanı bitirdim.
38:21Allah razı olsun.
38:23Teşekkürler, Hayley.
38:25Aman Tanrım.
38:32Hayley, pirat gibi davranmaya çok odaklanıyordun.
38:36Belki de senin pirat olacağını düşünmüştüm.
38:39O yüzden daha devreye düşmeye çalışıyordum.
38:42Buna dolaşmak için çok yoruldum.
38:45Ayrıca senin kıskandığında...
38:46...gece gölümde, savaşamıyorum diye bakıyordum.
38:49Sonra Paul diyor ki...
38:50..."Bunu yapmanıza gerek yok."
38:54Sonra dedim ki, hayır.
38:55Kuşa gidelim, ilk bir piraya karşı gidelim.
38:58Tekrar mı, Josh?
39:00Tophanger'in hareket etmesine göre...
39:02...geri gitmesi gibi görünüyor.
39:05O zaman...
39:06...ben de Paul'e bir şey diyebilirdim.
39:08Bir şey yapmak.
39:09Gerçekten ona yardım etti.
39:11Bu iyi bir taktik.
39:13Bu çok iyi bir taktik.
39:15Şimdiye göre
39:1731.15'de
39:19Hayley 35.55'de
39:21Abby 29.10'da
39:25Torfinger 14.40'da
39:2914.40'da
39:3314.40'da
39:36Torfinger çoğunluğunda
39:38bir taktiği okuyordu
39:40sonra 10 dakikaya
39:42rahatlamaya başlıyordu.
39:44Peki bu taktikten
39:46nereye gidiyor Paul?
39:48Tom'a 1 puan,
39:50Hayley'e 2 puan,
39:52Ben'e 3 puan, Abby'e 4 puan
39:54ve Torfinger'e 5 puan.
39:56Peki.
39:58Bu bölümde
40:00izlemek zorunda değilsiniz.
40:02Ama izlemek zorunda değilsiniz.
40:04Yeterince cehennemde kalmanız gerekiyor.
40:06Bir an size
40:08en kötü olanı düşünmek için vereceğiz.
40:10Sonra görüşürüz.
40:22TaskMaster'a hoşgeldiniz.
40:24Tüm komedyenlerimizin
40:26live bir taske taklidini izleyeceğiz.
40:28Ve en sonunda
40:30Paul'a karşı kim kazandı?
40:32Ama öncelikle
40:34Paul'a bir okul yöntemini lütfen.
40:3617 puanla ilk olarak
40:38Torfinger Fethulia'yı kazandı.
40:42Tamam herkes
40:44sahneye gidin.
40:46Son taskeyi izleyelim.
40:52Bu ilginç görünüyor.
40:54Burada ne oluyor Paul?
40:56Josh Thompson.
40:58Teşekkür ederim.
41:00Evet.
41:02Notunuzu dinleyin.
41:04Ve onu duyduğunuz zaman ilerleyin.
41:06Notunuzu duyduğunuz zaman
41:08bir noktadan ilerleyebilirsiniz.
41:10Birinin noktasına ilerlediğiniz zaman
41:12iki noktadan ilerlemelisiniz.
41:14Sonunda en yüksek noktayı
41:16kazanırsınız.
41:18Tamam bu sizin notunuz.
41:20Abby.
41:22Ben.
41:24Hayley.
41:26Josh.
41:28Tom.
41:34Hayır, özür dilerim.
41:36Size bir not verebilir miyim?
41:48Hazır mısınız?
41:58İki noktadan ilerle.
42:00Ben.
42:28İki noktadan ilerle.
42:30Abby.
42:48Abby iki noktadan ilerle lütfen.
42:58İki noktadan ilerle.
43:14İki noktadan ilerle lütfen.
43:28İki noktadan ilerle.
43:34Onlar 15 noktadır.
43:40Hadi bakalım herkese.
43:42Hazırlayalım.
43:46Ben çok keyif aldım Paul.
43:48Tamam.
43:50Bunu nasıl kazanacağız?
43:52Çünkü birkaç noktadan ilerledik.
43:54Birkaç noktadan ilerledik.
43:56Birkaç noktadan ilerledik.
43:58Josh ve Hayley.
44:00Tamam Abby ve Ben için bir nokta.
44:02Tom için üç nokta.
44:04Hayley ve Josh için beş nokta.
44:06Topfinger'ı kötüleştiriyorlar.
44:10Ve bu da neye ihtiyacı var Paul?
44:12Bu 22 noktada
44:14bu sezonun en yüksek noktası.
44:18Ve ilk bölümünün kazanmasıyla
44:20Topfinger'ı birlikte
44:22Topfinger'ı birlikte
44:24Tebrikler Josh, Kofinger'in tecrübesiyle.
44:28Lütfen sahneye gidin ve çok yakında olan şeylere yakınlaşın.
44:33Hadi gidin Josh.
44:36Ve bu kadar.
44:37Başka bir Taskmaster'a katılmak için bize katıldığınız için teşekkürler.
44:41Özellikle favori izleyicilerimiz Gabe.
44:43Gabe'in daha genç ya da daha genç kardeşi.
44:45Ve bir kadın, belki de Jane.
44:48Ve bu gece ne öğrendik?
44:50Abby Howell'ın X-Ray bilgisayarını yasaklamadığını öğrendik.
44:54Ve başbakanımızın lezzetli sopa tadını yasaklamadığını öğrendik.
44:59Ama en önemlisi, Taskmaster'ın 6. bölümünün kazananı,
45:04Tofinga Fepulya'yı öğrendik.
45:08Bir dahaki sefere görüşmek üzere.
45:11İyi geceler.
45:20İzlediğiniz için teşekkürler.