The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

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Taking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems.
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00:00:30Oh, my God!
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00:02:08If my life is wasted in this joke, literally, they stink.
00:02:09I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash, you vain dumbass.
00:02:10Shave off your stupid brush, and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert.
00:02:13Ouch.
00:02:14Are we fucking done?
00:02:16I kind of like these movies.
00:02:18Everyone is talking about them.
00:02:20Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is.
00:02:28Watch your tits.
00:02:35Having the privilege to fuck, suck me dry.
00:02:41Still doesn't give a woman the right of an opinion.
00:02:46Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
00:02:48Shut your pussy mouth and go answer my fucking mail.
00:03:03Why do you look so damn pleased?
00:03:06Well sir, I think I've found the solution to all our problems.
00:03:15What?
00:03:16Boss, we've got a code six and block four.
00:03:22Not again.
00:03:24Damn it!
00:03:32Sir, our prison relatively has the highest personnel turnover, violence rates, legal and medical costs than any other institution in the US correctional system.
00:03:43Things will have to change fast though. Kevin Hughes will replace us.
00:03:48Over my dead body.
00:03:53Get a load of Billy, boss.
00:03:56What? You think you're fucking Lone Ranger?
00:04:00I'm no chemo fucking zombie, bitch.
00:04:06Please sir, I think I have a solution.
00:04:14What the fuck?
00:04:20Scheisse. Nazi.
00:04:30I'm gonna rape you. You're fucking dead.
00:04:36And it scares you. I can see it.
00:04:39Motherfucker.
00:04:42What's his number?
00:04:44Prisoner 297, sir.
00:04:52Make a note. I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on.
00:05:10No.
00:05:20Stop moving.
00:05:23Which cocksucker did this?
00:05:26Hold his arm down, goddammit.
00:05:28178, sir.
00:05:32By the way, doc, I need my physical checkups. See you in an hour at your office.
00:05:37Sir?
00:05:39Did you hear me?
00:05:42Yes, sir.
00:05:59That rape will be your destiny.
00:06:02What's the ape nigger's masturbation arm?
00:06:07He's right-handed, sir.
00:06:16Turn him around, belly down.
00:06:38You want more?
00:06:41Please, sir, no more.
00:06:43Think of the medical expenses.
00:06:48When your little monkey bones are healed, I can die for a follow-up.
00:07:03Goddamn.
00:07:07Stop!
00:07:11No, my friend!
00:07:17I'm gonna kill you!
00:07:20You wanker!
00:07:22You're an AR-18 today!
00:07:27Come on!
00:07:30Motherfucker!
00:07:33Motherfucker!
00:07:40I want respect!
00:07:44I deserve respect!
00:07:49Respect!
00:07:52Respect!
00:07:55Respect!
00:08:02Respect!
00:08:32Oh, God.
00:09:03Oh.
00:09:12Oh!
00:09:19A hundred and sixty to a hundred and twenty.
00:09:26Sweet bleeding Jesus.
00:09:29Listen, Bill, my plan?
00:09:31Shut the fuck up!
00:09:33I need to relax for a few minutes.
00:09:35How can you relax with such problems at hand?
00:09:38I believe...
00:09:39I believe in bringing back medieval torture methods,
00:09:47reverse hanging,
00:09:50Spanish boots,
00:09:53and a good old rap.
00:09:56Statistics show that the system as it is now just doesn't function.
00:10:00Spies and spiders.
00:10:04For prisoners with arachnophobia.
00:10:08Massive force feeding with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork for masses and Jews.
00:10:16Beat them crippled with their Torahs, Korans, or Bibles.
00:10:21More than fifty billion dollars a year is spent on corrections.
00:10:24Yet more than four in ten offenders nationwide return to prison within three years of their release.
00:10:29Eyes for eyes.
00:10:36Tea for tea.
00:10:38Times hundred.
00:10:41A prison should be a real deterrent than a goddamn nursing home.
00:10:47I agree.
00:10:48But medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer.
00:10:51Something else will.
00:10:54That's why...
00:10:59Mr. Boss?
00:11:01I have a special delivery for you.
00:11:03Don't bother me, Ted Scott, damn it!
00:11:06I have to think!
00:11:09Sorry, sir.
00:11:15No!
00:11:16Wait.
00:11:17Give it to me.
00:11:19Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be.
00:11:24By the way,
00:11:26I need my ball sack emptied before lunch.
00:11:47Holy shit.
00:11:49What is that?
00:11:50Tribe leaders in Africa chew them for unbelievable strength.
00:11:58Yeah, but what exactly is it?
00:12:06Bright clitorises.
00:12:08What?
00:12:09Clitorises!
00:12:12What?
00:12:13We're coming.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16We're coming to your office, bitch.
00:12:18Who's this?
00:12:19You don't know who I am?
00:12:22It's your death squad.
00:12:24Coming to rape you to pieces, you fucking white trash.
00:12:28Give me a gun!
00:12:29I'm alive!
00:12:31Something wrong?
00:12:37They're coming.
00:12:39Who's coming?
00:12:45What's going on?
00:12:47Shut up!
00:12:55This time, it's real, Trump.
00:13:00Really real!
00:13:04Oh no, not again.
00:13:15Yes, sir?
00:13:16What's going on?
00:13:18Sorry, Mr. Butler.
00:13:19346 must have used this once-in-a-lifetime phone call to call Mr. Bond.
00:13:24Won't happen again.
00:13:29Follow us along.
00:13:47Why didn't you let me in? What's going on?
00:13:54This goddamn meat is driving me insane.
00:13:59Sir, Dr. Jones called about your physical.
00:14:03Whoever did this is.
00:14:07Fuck.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:14Fuck!
00:14:24Well, your heart is racing. Have you been under a lot of stress?
00:14:28Stress for pussies.
00:14:31I also hear a heart murmur.
00:14:37Listen.
00:14:39I'm not fucking paying you to give me bad news.
00:14:46I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well.
00:14:54I demand some fucking good news.
00:15:01Or your ass will be fired.
00:15:07Fuck.
00:15:11That's nothing wrong with me, right?
00:15:14You're in perfect health, sir.
00:15:19Great.
00:15:21I knew it.
00:15:26Back to work!
00:15:32Fuck!
00:15:34Fuck!
00:15:40Billy Boss, good thing you joined the party.
00:15:46Already regret human phone action, Tonto.
00:15:55I would scalp you if you had any fucking hair.
00:15:58Fuck.
00:16:01Fuck.
00:16:03Fucker in my vision.
00:16:16What is this?
00:16:18Water, sir.
00:16:31I said boiling water!
00:16:40Fuck this!
00:16:42Yeah, get some tea bags. We've got two.
00:16:44Oh, great!
00:16:47Please, sir. Just think of the outrageous medical costs.
00:16:51It's hard jobs on the line here.
00:16:54Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes.
00:16:59What?
00:17:01Today?
00:17:03I thought that lobby hall would come in on Thursday.
00:17:06Sorry, it's in the agenda for today.
00:17:09Sick!
00:17:11Try to make him touch your ass
00:17:15so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment.
00:17:21I will, sir.
00:17:23Will you be attending the execution tonight?
00:17:26You fucking know.
00:17:29I never go to these
00:17:32linus executions by injections.
00:17:37Sister Dwight will attempt to fear good penalty.
00:17:43Sister Dwight will attempt to fear good penalty.
00:17:52Get me out of here!
00:17:54Shut up!
00:17:56You timber nigger!
00:18:00I'll get that for you.
00:18:07Guantanamo style.
00:18:10XXL.
00:18:15Fuck you, Nazi!
00:18:17Boiling waterboarding.
00:18:22By Bill Boss.
00:18:30Eyes for eyes.
00:18:44Teeth for teeth.
00:19:00Times...
00:19:04hundred...
00:19:07thousand...
00:19:28You've lost your soul, William Boss.
00:19:37Oh, excuse me, sir.
00:19:40I was...
00:20:08May I offer you
00:20:12a top-of-the-line Dominican cigar, Governor?
00:20:17Mmm.
00:20:19I only smoke Cuban cigars.
00:20:23The world's best.
00:20:26I'm sorry, sir.
00:20:28I don't smoke Cuban cigars.
00:20:32Cuban cigars. The world's best.
00:20:39You are...
00:20:41a native-born citizen
00:20:44of the glorious United States of America.
00:20:49The greatest nation on earth.
00:20:53And you're not ashamed
00:20:56to smoke communistic cigars from Cuba.
00:21:02I'm only
00:21:04a German-American from Schweinfurt.
00:21:08But I feel
00:21:11deeply ashamed for you, sir.
00:21:23I apologize.
00:21:25The heat...
00:21:28is driving me crazy.
00:21:30Right. The heat.
00:21:34I guess it's your...
00:21:37depressing statistics.
00:21:40Statistics are Mr. Butler's department.
00:21:47I... I know things aren't going so well.
00:21:51And we are running costs inefficiently.
00:21:55That's true.
00:21:58I'm afraid...
00:22:01I have to fire poor Mr. Butler.
00:22:05Poor Mr. Butler.
00:22:07Your accountant has nothing to do with it.
00:22:11Answering violence with violence
00:22:14is not the way of a real leader,
00:22:17you, Bill, or no boss.
00:22:20You have manners one thing, however.
00:22:24To damage me in an election year.
00:22:30I'll return in two weeks.
00:22:33When I return,
00:22:36I want changes.
00:22:38And if I don't get them,
00:22:41I will replace you
00:22:44and your accountant.
00:22:46Understood?
00:22:51Very well, sir. Sure thing.
00:22:58No problem, sir.
00:23:04Fuck.
00:23:06Fuck.
00:23:08Fuck you.
00:23:12Fuck yourself!
00:23:16Fuck yourself!
00:23:19That.
00:23:21I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole
00:23:25with two burnt cigars
00:23:27up to your throat.
00:23:30Don't mess with me, boss!
00:23:34I did everything I could. I swear to God.
00:23:37Please, boss, will you just listen to my idea?
00:23:39Shut the fuck up.
00:23:42Fuck the sissy psychological
00:23:47leadership bullshit.
00:23:52My leadership boards
00:23:55are atom bombs
00:23:58a hundred megatons each.
00:24:04I'll teach them leadership.
00:24:08I'll do what I wanted to do
00:24:12since ages.
00:24:15Castrate them all.
00:24:19No, it won't work.
00:24:22Besides, it's permanent.
00:24:25Send the cockroaches to bed.
00:24:29Besides, it's permanent.
00:24:31Send the cockroaches to the yard.
00:24:35But it's 120 degrees outside.
00:24:38That's irresponsible.
00:24:40Drink.
00:24:43Let the pork roast.
00:25:00Good morning, dicks.
00:25:03Go to smell your acid stink again
00:25:07at prisons like a swine farm.
00:25:10And I am your almighty
00:25:13lord and swineherd.
00:25:17My grandfather owned a big one in Germany.
00:25:21He castrated thousands of dicks.
00:25:25Why?
00:25:27Because they have too much testosterone.
00:25:31That's what makes them so aggressive.
00:25:35You might wonder why I'm telling you
00:25:37this calculated story.
00:25:40One of you lucky cocksuckers
00:25:42will have the privilege
00:25:44to experience first as a prototype
00:25:47the transformation
00:25:50into a sissy eunuch.
00:25:55Castration!
00:25:57When we took all of you back into society
00:26:02as sweet, harmless, submissive,
00:26:06cussish bitches.
00:26:09And the winner is
00:26:13our awesome tattoo wasp,
00:26:18Sester, prisoner 297.
00:26:22Congrats.
00:26:24Take him to the special cell.
00:26:30Enjoy your Sunday.
00:26:34Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!
00:26:39Yeah! Yeah!
00:26:48Hey, warden, I like my men bald.
00:26:51I think it's sexy.
00:26:52Why don't you come over here and suck my dick?
00:27:11No worries.
00:27:14As a child,
00:27:16I've seen it a hundred times.
00:27:19Trust me.
00:27:34Turn around.
00:27:38Facing the wall.
00:27:50Oh, no!
00:27:52Please! Don't!
00:28:19Bitch!
00:28:22Bitch!
00:28:46Bring these little fuckers to the court.
00:28:50I want a medium rare
00:28:53for lunch.
00:29:14Have him, Stitcher!
00:29:18Yeah!
00:29:21Yeah!
00:29:23Yeah!
00:29:48Uh...
00:29:50Uh...
00:29:52I'm sorry, sir.
00:29:55I can't do it with Dwight in the room.
00:30:00Go ahead for Christ's sake.
00:30:06Why?
00:30:09It's my pet.
00:30:14Ah!
00:30:16Ah!
00:30:18Whoa.
00:30:20Good.
00:30:21Oh.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:44Oh!
00:31:04Come on.
00:31:06Swallow it.
00:31:09I didn't get your asshole old father out of prison for nothing.
00:31:14Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
00:31:16God damn it!
00:31:39Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste?
00:31:42Help yourself.
00:31:43Don't, Daisy! Don't!
00:31:44Shut up!
00:31:51Charles.
00:31:53This is salty.
00:31:55Back to work, office slut.
00:31:59Where's my lunch? I'm fucking hungry!
00:32:05Ah!
00:32:10God damn it.
00:32:18Here's your lunch, Mr. Boss.
00:32:22Mm.
00:32:24Energy food.
00:32:26Ah!
00:32:40Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.
00:32:43No.
00:32:44I've just been so busy.
00:32:53Is it Mr. Mildside?
00:32:56I did talk to him about the hours.
00:32:58He said that it's going to get better.
00:33:10Mm.
00:33:24Look.
00:33:26We are positively in the papers.
00:33:31Great sinner.
00:33:33Executed in George H. W. Bush State Prison at 1 a.m.
00:33:39Did you get off last night?
00:33:42Well, he called for Saint before he died.
00:33:46Putting the cockroach gently to sleep with a sissy needle.
00:33:55Is that the way he killed the kid?
00:34:02No.
00:34:05Torture castration will be the final solution.
00:34:11No, it won't!
00:34:17Why is this shed on my desk?
00:34:22Please, please, please, Bill.
00:34:25Will you just listen to my idea?
00:34:28Not when I'm eating my house food.
00:34:33What?
00:34:34Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.
00:34:44The moment of truth.
00:34:51You white fuck!
00:34:59Ah!
00:35:04Crimson red.
00:35:07Thoroughbred.
00:35:09I'm still a red man, you fuckhead!
00:35:12You white fuck!
00:35:14Trouble-walking freak.
00:35:16I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
00:35:20Time for the follow-up, as I promised.
00:35:28You white fuck!
00:35:38No, sir.
00:35:42Cooker!
00:35:44Cooker!
00:35:46Putschdrescher!
00:35:49Ah!
00:35:57Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident, but we've given him some morphine to manage the pain.
00:36:03I personally castrated him.
00:36:05Yes, we all are aware.
00:36:07And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking mass castration, doing them all.
00:36:20And thanks, Doc, for fixing everything.
00:36:24I owe Mr. Boss big time.
00:36:27This is the only hospital that will let me work without my license.
00:36:30You better believe it.
00:36:32Glad you appreciate it.
00:36:35Shit.
00:36:48Hey, May.
00:36:52How do you feel?
00:36:54Feel submissive.
00:36:56Even thankful, I bet.
00:37:01Ah!
00:37:02You took them.
00:37:04That's okay.
00:37:06I don't need them.
00:37:08When I get loose, I'm gonna find some barbed wire.
00:37:13And I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it.
00:37:16And then, I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents, and I'm gonna fucking rape them, too.
00:37:24Sieg Heil, motherfucker.
00:37:29I told you it wouldn't work.
00:37:31Shut your fancy mouth!
00:38:02Oh.
00:38:09I'm not getting a heartbeat.
00:38:11Usacitate him, quickly! Hurry up!
00:38:13There's a crash cart over here.
00:38:17All right, it's charging.
00:38:20All right, everybody clear?
00:38:22Shocking now.
00:38:25All right, charging.
00:38:27Shocking now.
00:38:34I kill such creatures twice!
00:38:37Hey.
00:38:54Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
00:39:01Uh.
00:39:06Uh.
00:39:23I do not accept this here.
00:39:31Uh.
00:39:35I want you to watch these.
00:39:39Oh, I've seen those. They're really good.
00:40:00Uh.
00:40:02Uh.
00:40:29Where you been?
00:40:32Uh.
00:40:54I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cocksockets.
00:40:59And you.
00:41:02And then myself.
00:41:05What's the goddamn point of living,
00:41:08when even the constriction program doesn't work,
00:41:14and I get fired?
00:41:19Seriously? It's also my job, and none of the other lad.
00:41:24How dare you, ugly piece of mutant shit,
00:41:30talking to me like that?
00:41:33I have been trying to tell you for days now.
00:41:36I have the answer to all our problems.
00:41:40We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners,
00:41:43soul ass to mouth, sharing one digestive system.
00:41:47No more prison fights.
00:41:49No more assaults on guards.
00:41:51No more disrespect.
00:41:53They will literally be on their knees,
00:41:55begging for your mercy.
00:41:57And it's the ultimate deterrent
00:41:59for those considering a career in crime.
00:42:02It's brilliant.
00:42:04We don't gotta deal with their shit no more.
00:42:07They just gotta deal with each other's.
00:42:09What?
00:42:13That B-movie shit.
00:42:20Impossible.
00:42:21No, it is possible.
00:42:23That's why I'll let Daisy make an appointment
00:42:26with Mr. Tom Six, creator of these films.
00:42:29He claims that it's 100% medically accurate.
00:42:33The man is still in his potty stage,
00:42:37a poop-infatuated toddler.
00:42:40You call him now,
00:42:42and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker
00:42:46about his poop fetish.
00:42:49Fine, then! We'll get fired!
00:42:52You're fired!
00:42:56Right now!
00:42:59You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you.
00:43:02I used to honor worship you.
00:43:05I worked ten years for you,
00:43:07and I grew this stupid mustache to look like you.
00:43:11But I know what you are.
00:43:14You're a sadistic, vile asshole.
00:43:18Get out of my face,
00:43:21you malignant midget.
00:43:49I just saved your fuckin' life!
00:44:00I just saved your fuckin' life!
00:44:06I just saved your fuckin' life!
00:44:18Blah!
00:44:24Blah!
00:44:27Blah!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:37I hate human beings!
00:44:48I hate human beings!
00:45:19Black chicken-slave niggers!
00:45:24Mother-fisting, baby-raping Mexican lowlifes!
00:45:30Me cago en la madre que te parió!
00:45:37Circumcised uglies!
00:45:43Jesus fuckin' bleached asshole!
00:45:48Impotent!
00:45:51Yellow face!
00:45:54Yellow and blue!
00:45:58Yellow face!
00:46:01Yellow and blue!
00:46:06Yellow and blue!
00:46:36Yellow face!
00:46:41Yellow and blue!
00:46:46Yellow face!
00:46:51Yellow and blue!
00:46:56Yellow face!
00:47:02Yellow face!
00:47:07Yellow face!
00:47:12Dwayne!
00:47:15How you are?
00:47:20Got out of your sense,
00:47:23got back to your sense immediately.
00:47:29I only follow orders.
00:47:33I just try to do my job.
00:47:37Please forgive me and let me go.
00:47:43I am part all of you.
00:47:47No!
00:47:50I just let me go immediately.
00:47:55You can go.
00:47:57Go!
00:47:59Go!
00:48:02She your fuck!
00:48:06She your loved one.
00:48:09I have a heart problem!
00:48:13Diabetes me like this!
00:48:17I'm distressed!
00:48:20I can't get it to be like that!
00:48:24I just can't!
00:48:39Today is your day to be fucked like the rest of us.
00:48:43But I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass.
00:48:47I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole in your soft kidney tissue.
00:48:52Belly down!
00:48:57Death ray!
00:49:22I wish this shit feels good.
00:49:30You like that daddy?
00:49:45Look, don't move, here it comes.
00:49:52Oh, fuck!
00:50:22Fuck!
00:50:43What?
00:50:45Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.
00:50:48Send him in.
00:50:52Come on.
00:51:04Dwayne!
00:51:09Dwayne!
00:51:18Didn't I fire you?
00:51:21I'm gonna give you one last chance.
00:51:23If you don't like what you hear, then I'll quit myself!
00:51:34Mr. Tom Six, it's so great to meet you.
00:51:37I was wondering if you could sign an autograph for me before you go in.
00:51:40Sure, babe.
00:51:43You're even more handsome in person.
00:51:45Thanks.
00:51:48Let me show you in.
00:51:51Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.
00:51:55Hi, Mr. Six.
00:51:58It's nice to meet you.
00:52:00My name's Dwight Butler and this is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss.
00:52:03Sir.
00:52:06Take a seat.
00:52:09First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say congratulations on your movies.
00:52:13They've become a cultural meme.
00:52:16I mean, there's the South Park episode, the human centipede,
00:52:20and then there's the L.A. poem parody,
00:52:23and the cat talk.
00:52:25I don't have the time for this...
00:52:28fan of shitshrat.
00:52:34Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
00:52:38Prisoner 297 had a heart attack,
00:52:42and I had to resuscitate him again.
00:52:45But he's stable now.
00:52:48Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure,
00:52:51because I'm a big fan.
00:52:53Thank you, sir.
00:52:56Well, we're gathered here today
00:53:00to investigate the possibility of applying Mr. Six's human centipede idea
00:53:05to our prison.
00:53:07I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?
00:53:12This is my desk!
00:53:16In my headquarters!
00:53:19At my penitentiary!
00:53:22Wake up!
00:53:24We are not in a movie here playing some idiots!
00:53:27Well, it is 100% medically accurate.
00:53:30I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam,
00:53:32and he made a very detailed operation report for me,
00:53:35and he said he could actually make a human centipede in this hospital.
00:53:38I brought the operation report and the drawings.
00:53:44So maybe you can have a look at that.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:50What do you think, Doc?
00:53:52Well, from what I see here,
00:53:55it looks medically accurate.
00:53:59You sure?
00:54:01You would have to give anti-rejection medication,
00:54:04and there's always the risk of infection during the healing process.
00:54:08But, uh...
00:54:10I think it's a good idea.
00:54:13Yeah, I'm sure.
00:54:15But what about the excretia?
00:54:17Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria
00:54:21because it would be going from one digestive tract to another,
00:54:25so it wouldn't be harmful,
00:54:27but there wouldn't be much nutritional value.
00:54:30On the other hand,
00:54:32if you gave a series of injections of fluids
00:54:35with plenty of vitamins and minerals,
00:54:37it wouldn't be harmful.
00:54:39If you gave a series of injections of fluids
00:54:42with plenty of vitamins and minerals,
00:54:44I don't see why someone couldn't survive a lifetime in this position.
00:54:49Ladies and gentlemen.
00:54:57This is a historical moment.
00:55:02This is beyond medieval torture,
00:55:07beyond castration,
00:55:10the ultimate correction nationwide.
00:55:18Get business on hand, gentlemen.
00:55:21We start immediately.
00:55:23No, the surgery can't be done like in Tom Six's movies.
00:55:27We have to take into account the fact that at the end of their sentence,
00:55:31the prisoners have to be released without being mutilated.
00:55:35I've been thinking about this.
00:55:38What we have is, instead of the pulling of the teeth,
00:55:42we have a gastrointestinal bite ring
00:55:45that holds the mouth open
00:55:47so they can't stop the feces from coming into their system.
00:55:51Instead of the curling of the knee ligaments,
00:55:55we simply inject to induce temporary paralysis in that joint.
00:56:01Then, to attach the head to the buttocks of the person in front,
00:56:06we have a system of leather straps,
00:56:08which can be adjusted, pulled in tight,
00:56:11and then undone for when we release.
00:56:14At the end of their sentence,
00:56:16when taken out of the centipede,
00:56:18there's only a slight scar around their mouth and anus.
00:56:27Well, doctor, what do you think?
00:56:30Is it possible?
00:56:31Very clever, Mr. Butler.
00:56:34But this, all of this, is beginning to be in serious conflict
00:56:40with my Hippocratic oath.
00:56:44If I back out of this, I'm going to get fired, aren't I?
00:56:48Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones.
00:56:52You know, my original idea for the human centipede films
00:56:55was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus of a fat truck driver
00:56:59so I'll laugh this.
00:57:00I just got an even better idea for our lifetime trash
00:57:04and the death row scum.
00:57:06But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.
00:57:12Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea,
00:57:15but on one condition.
00:57:17I've witnessed all the fake latex stuff on my movie sets.
00:57:20Now, I insist on attending one of your real mouth-to-anus operations.
00:57:27Deal.
00:57:29I put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor.
00:57:35Soon you'll lead
00:57:38surgical teams all over the states.
00:57:45Fantastic.
00:57:47We're going to need a much bigger surgical team.
00:57:52We have to run blood work-ups on all the prisoners,
00:57:55test their stool samples for parasites.
00:57:58Whatever you need, doc.
00:58:02I have another brilliant idea.
00:58:07We'll show the cockroaches, the two human centipede films,
00:58:13back to back
00:58:15at their monthly film night.
00:58:19And then
00:58:22I'll announce them.
00:58:24Their fate.
00:58:26The prisoners will tear this place apart.
00:58:29We have to do this without the full knowledge of our clientele.
00:58:35Shut up, pooper.
00:58:40How dare you
00:58:43turn your back on me?
00:58:46I'll get you, son of a bitch.
00:59:04Yo, what the fuck is this?
00:59:06This trash
00:59:08occupies our world
00:59:11where the stars don't shine.
00:59:16Smoke it, bitch.
00:59:19Smoke it.
00:59:21This is a trap.
00:59:23This is a dangerous trap.
00:59:25One of us will die.
00:59:26One of us will be a son of a bitch.
00:59:29What the fuck, man?
00:59:46Oh, man.
00:59:49Man.
00:59:51These films risk causing harm.
00:59:55They should be burned.
01:00:16Hey, cockroaches.
01:00:19Did you like these films?
01:00:22I hand-picked them for you
01:00:25as an instructional and mental training.
01:00:31The world's first human prison centipede
01:00:39will finally teach you
01:00:42how to become human.
01:00:47I don't think this is a very good idea.
01:00:49Literally.
01:00:51On your fucking hands and knees.
01:00:58Your ugly pussy mouths
01:01:04Your ugly pussy mouths
01:01:08sewn to an unwiped asshole
01:01:12feeding off the diarrhea
01:01:15from your fellow inmates.
01:01:18I can't wait
01:01:22to see
01:01:26your ugly
01:01:32pussy mouths.
01:02:02What's going on?
01:02:11Fuck!
01:02:12What's going on?
01:02:13Fuck!
01:02:14What's going on?
01:02:15Fuck!
01:02:25The film boss was in there,
01:02:26but I have never eaten anything
01:02:27with an ice cream cone.
01:02:34Special forces immediately!
01:03:00Open the fucking door!
01:03:16It's time to fuck!
01:03:19The film boss is real!
01:03:24Fuck!
01:03:46Help!
01:03:49Here.
01:03:51I'm here.
01:03:53Where are you?
01:03:55Here.
01:03:59Over here.
01:04:01I need help.
01:04:06Thank God.
01:04:08I just couldn't find you.
01:04:10The situation's under control now.
01:04:14They...
01:04:16They really hurt Daisy.
01:04:20Can't you see I'm hurt?
01:04:24Get the medical team for me!
01:04:29Hurry up!
01:04:36It's an emergency!
01:04:51Now it's hell on earth!
01:04:58I am a...
01:05:01scum...
01:05:04of the...
01:05:07universe!
01:05:18The silence of the land.
01:05:23Sedation rifle!
01:05:36Fuck!
01:05:41No worries.
01:05:43Sedation rifle.
01:06:06Help me!
01:06:07Help!
01:06:10No!
01:06:15Fuck you!
01:06:30Gentlemen.
01:06:33I need...
01:06:42Help!
01:07:02Their submissiveness...
01:07:05is a huge erection.
01:07:12Death, rape, death, rape, rape, rape, rape!
01:07:17Eyes for eyes.
01:07:20Teeth for teeth.
01:07:22Get the fucking scum...
01:07:24on the fucking knees!
01:07:26On your fucking knees!
01:07:28On your fucking, fucking knees!
01:07:31Get the fucking scum...
01:07:33on the fucking knees!
01:07:35On their fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking knees!
01:07:43I'll explain...
01:07:46the spectacular operation only once.
01:07:51We start...
01:07:53with injections into the lip...
01:07:55Ligamenta patellae.
01:07:57Ligamenta patellae.
01:08:00Paralyzing the ligaments of your kneecap...
01:08:03so knee extension...
01:08:06is no longer possible.
01:08:10Your lips and anuses...
01:08:13are kept circular along the border...
01:08:15between skin and mucosa.
01:08:18They're mucus...
01:08:19Mucus cutaneous.
01:08:21Mucus cutaneous zone.
01:08:24There, we combine...
01:08:26those circular mucosal skin parts...
01:08:29of anus and mouth...
01:08:31creating a human centipede...
01:08:35connected via your gastric cisterns.
01:08:40Gentlemen...
01:08:43put them to sleep.
01:08:56By the way, what are your plans...
01:08:58for the life sentence...
01:09:00and death row prisoners?
01:09:04Wait and wonder, Peapod.
01:09:13How's it going, Doc?
01:09:15Right on schedule.
01:09:16Five surgical teams working round the clock.
01:09:19Those teams creating centipede segments...
01:09:21of three prisoners each...
01:09:23which are then taken outside...
01:09:24to the hospital tents.
01:09:26And then...
01:09:27they are sewn into the final...
01:09:29larger human centipede chain.
01:09:33Marvelous, Doc.
01:09:35Since I have you here...
01:09:40what do you want to do with this prisoner?
01:09:42He has Crohn's disease.
01:09:45What the fuck is Crohn's disease?
01:09:48It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.
01:09:52The prisoner has constant diarrhea.
01:09:56Who would kiss his ass?
01:10:01I will also...
01:10:05tattoo-wasp...
01:10:09the white anal sexen prostitute.
01:10:15Please.
01:10:18One more chance.
01:10:20Please.
01:10:21Don't sew me into a human centipede.
01:10:23I beg you.
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:27Your whining...
01:10:30makes my dick even harder.
01:10:37Revenge is so sweet.
01:10:43Take it into your sleep.
01:10:47We have another problem at hand.
01:11:09That's fucking gross.
01:11:11I have a stoma...
01:11:14and you have a problem.
01:11:16Thank God.
01:11:18Gracias a la Virgen Maria.
01:11:20Now I finally discovered why they blessed me with a lifetime stoma.
01:11:29This guy is repulsive.
01:11:32Maybe it's a fake.
01:11:34With Mexicans, you never know.
01:11:42No fake.
01:11:44No way to integrate him, Doc.
01:11:47His rectum is sewn shut, no.
01:11:53Finish him off, then.
01:11:55I'm sorry.
01:11:57But I have cooperated with you, and I will continue to cooperate.
01:12:02But I will not just kill prisoners.
01:12:06Jesus Christ.
01:12:10Chicken shit.
01:12:13Trust me.
01:12:15I have work to do.
01:12:22My friend, you don't match.
01:12:25I have to kill you.
01:12:28Take it fucking personally.
01:12:36Ooh.
01:12:43Take my gun.
01:12:49Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
01:12:52If I sniff the tiniest stink, you'll suck a bullet out of it.
01:13:01And what do you want to do with him?
01:13:04I'm sick and tired of your vegetables.
01:13:19What the fuck?
01:13:21Please, can we go and see Daisy now?
01:13:30Just look at her.
01:13:32She's the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place.
01:13:35I think she should be treated in a regular hospital.
01:13:38No.
01:13:40I want my cock socket closed.
01:13:43Beaten up women make me so horny.
01:13:51Please, Bill, don't.
01:13:53Jesus Christ.
01:13:57I beg you.
01:14:00I...
01:14:03I love her.
01:14:05Even the corpse of a spastic will turn you down, fuck-off.
01:14:12I make you squirt even in a coma.
01:14:38All right, we're all done.
01:14:49Good job.
01:14:50Thanks.
01:15:07I want you to make sure that the world premiere of the first human prison centipede is guaranteed.
01:15:30To take place the moment our communist governor appears at the gate to destroy us.
01:15:39Well, there's only 16 more prisoners left to undergo the procedure.
01:15:44After that, the human prison centipede will be finally complete.
01:15:50On time and under budget.
01:15:53They did their magic.
01:15:58Thank God for Africa.
01:16:02Thank God for female circumcision.
01:16:15Private rehearsal.
01:16:23Let's hear what our zombie governor will have to say.
01:16:51May I offer you a genuine Dominican Republic cigar?
01:16:55I only smoke Cuban cigars best in the world.
01:17:01No.
01:17:05After having seen the miracle of the first human prison centipede,
01:17:14I'll never again touch a communist cigar from Cuba because of you.
01:17:21Sir William Boss, you are the new American hero.
01:17:28You're in the hall of fame with George Patton, Neil Armstrong, and Muhammad Ali.
01:17:37Thanks to you, our glorious nation will be the example to the world again.
01:17:46A proud, safe nation with hardly any crime.
01:17:53Your idea, Sir William, is of absolute genius.
01:17:59You will be honored personally by the President of the United States of America.
01:18:10Actually, it was my accountant, Mr. Dwight Butler.
01:18:15It was his brilliant idea.
01:18:18Oh, yeah.
01:18:21You did it.
01:18:28You fucking...
01:18:31Fucking did it.
01:18:38Mr. President, it's me, William Boss, calling you.
01:18:51Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.
01:18:55Sir?
01:18:58Sir?
01:18:59What?
01:19:02Sir?
01:19:09Oh, man, I'm so excited to see the real mouth-to-ass operation.
01:19:14Prove all the skeptics wrong. It is 100% medically accurate.
01:19:18I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
01:19:26You owe me big time, mister.
01:19:37I'm already eating my own shit.
01:19:40I want to be in the prison, human centipede.
01:19:48Wait, can't we use him in the media conference?
01:19:59I don't want anyone liking this.
01:20:08Oh, man, this is so wrong.
01:20:11Come on.
01:20:37Wash, please.
01:20:38Wash.
01:20:41Yeah.
01:20:54Marker.
01:20:55Marker.
01:20:59Yeah.
01:21:13My hands are shaking with excitement.
01:21:17What about you, Six, having a hard on?
01:21:25Look at this.
01:21:35Oh, yeah. Oh.
01:21:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:46Six.
01:21:47I'm gonna show you some human centipede improvement.
01:21:52Copyrightful boss.
01:21:54Follow me.
01:21:56Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
01:22:02Oh.
01:22:29Oh.
01:22:39What a poor pussy, huh?
01:22:41What in the hell is this?
01:22:44Wait and see, Dwighty.
01:22:50Wait and wonder.
01:22:53Wait and see.
01:22:56Mr. Dwighty.
01:22:59Mr. Dwighty.
01:23:01Wait and wonder.
01:23:04Wait and see.
01:23:06Mr. Dwighty.
01:23:21No.
01:23:24120 to 80.
01:23:28Perfect.
01:23:34Pete looks perfect.
01:23:36The last few prisoners have just been attached, and although the wounds are still fresh, you get the idea.
01:23:43Perfect.
01:23:47What?
01:23:48Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.
01:23:50Perfect.
01:23:52We are ready for the count.
01:24:00Dwight, I repeat, you are really the count.
01:24:07Hello, sir.
01:24:37Why do you two assholes look so pleased with yourselves?
01:24:45The both of you are fucking fired.
01:24:49I should have done it years ago.
01:24:53All problems are history, sir.
01:24:56I took your advice.
01:24:58I've learned from your strong personality.
01:25:01You are the ultimate leader.
01:25:02You are my role model, and now the prisoners are like obedient slaves begging for mercy.
01:25:11I got them down on their knees.
01:25:14Literally.
01:25:17Your last visit inspired me to such an extent.
01:25:23A brilliant idea.
01:25:29I'll show you the result that tells more than a thousand words.
01:25:35The last ones have just been attached.
01:25:40So it is showtime.
01:25:45Attached.
01:25:47Attached?
01:25:49A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?
01:25:52Yes, sir.
01:25:53What does that mean?
01:25:56Wait and see.
01:25:57You talk so much shit your ass must get jealous.
01:26:02Great, governor.
01:26:03I love that.
01:26:27What the hell is this?
01:26:35Ah, the Black Panther made it to the league.
01:26:43This burger killer is feeding the whole humanitarian system behind him.
01:26:48Don't cry.
01:26:50Tomorrow you'll get your hamburgers.
01:26:54Why?
01:26:56Because he loves junk food.
01:26:58No, no, I don't mean that.
01:27:00I mean what?
01:27:03What is this?
01:27:06What?
01:27:08Tell the governor my vision, and this black whiner here has to become a metal piece.
01:27:17Fuck!
01:27:19Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year is spent on corrections.
01:27:24Yet more than four in ten offenders nationwide return to prison within three years of their release.
01:27:30This, despite a massive increase in state expenditure.
01:27:35Shit!
01:27:36But not anymore.
01:27:38This human prison centipede will reduce crime dramatically.
01:27:44It will be a deterrent to anyone considering a career in crime.
01:27:49And no more recidivism.
01:27:51Help me!
01:27:54Feed him!
01:27:56Feed him!
01:27:59Digestion in progress.
01:28:04No, it's not halal.
01:28:07It's not kosher.
01:28:09A Jew behind a Muslim.
01:28:11A Muslim behind a Jew.
01:28:13A Republican behind a Mexican.
01:28:17A corrupt behind a blood.
01:28:21Peace on earth.
01:28:23Goodwill to men.
01:28:26Oh, my God.
01:28:32This is too much.
01:28:47Bill Boss.
01:28:55Isn't that your secretary?
01:29:02Oh, yeah.
01:29:06That's only a short gender test.
01:29:14Come on, sir.
01:29:24Wait!
01:29:28Tell our beloved governor about the money savings.
01:29:34The savings will be in the billions.
01:29:37We can make savings on prison staff, food and drink, and books and television, housing.
01:29:44Heck, we don't even need fences no more.
01:29:47We can even save more money if you attach them in a circle, like a perpetual mogul there.
01:29:54Feces going round and round.
01:29:56Food isn't needed anymore.
01:29:59Only cheap liquid and vitamin injections.
01:30:04The money can be spent on schools and hospitals and nursing homes and road improvements.
01:30:11Whatever you want.
01:30:13And the taxpayers, they'll love you for it.
01:30:26This anus is not very clean.
01:30:31In my penitentiary, inmates shall feel well and clean.
01:30:36Understand?
01:30:37Wipe it.
01:30:39I apologize.
01:30:42In the beginning, things are not always perfect.
01:30:47Please follow me for another interesting insight.
01:30:51Oh, my God.
01:30:52Yeah.
01:30:57Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
01:31:05The human caterpillar!
01:31:09Follow the lifetime convict and our friends on death row.
01:31:16Now!
01:31:19Is that a deterrent, huh?
01:31:22Ha-ha-ha!
01:31:34This man has just finished his sentence
01:31:40and already checked out of the centipede chain, ready to go home.
01:31:50All that is left are a few little scars round his mouth and anus.
01:31:58Another big advantage, because other people can see by these little stigmas
01:32:06that he was integrated in the prison centipede.
01:32:11Another huge deterrent, right?
01:32:17How are you doing?
01:32:19Thank God.
01:32:22I am very happy because I can walk, I can talk, I can eat good food.
01:32:27Thank God.
01:32:30I don't want to go back to prison.
01:32:31Not once.
01:32:33Not me.
01:32:36Good luck, my friend.
01:32:42Stay clean.
01:32:46You see, it really works.
01:32:51What do you think, sir?
01:32:55This, this is a violation of human rights.
01:32:59It's certainly a violation of federal ethics.
01:33:02Oh, God, I am fucked.
01:33:04You insane freaks will get the death penalty for this.
01:33:09Sir, you are dead right.
01:33:13In fact, it was Mr. Barnes.
01:33:17This is too much.
01:33:24You got the wrong man!
01:33:29Fuck!
01:34:43Please don't.
01:34:49What an epic, glorious moment, huh?
01:34:55When do you think we can start the national surgical campaign?
01:35:00Because I am so fucking ready.
01:35:05What is the matter?
01:35:42Fuck!
01:36:12Fuck!
01:36:41Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly what America needs.
01:36:50This may even get me elected president.
01:36:53You convinced me.
01:36:54It's genius.
01:36:59Don't change a goddamn thing.
01:37:03They won't believe their nearsighted eyeballs.
01:37:17Yep, my idea.
01:37:23Absolutely right, Marge.
01:37:30You're indeed a genius.
01:37:33You came up with the idea.
01:37:38You deserve every credit.
01:37:42Give me a hug, buddy.
01:37:51I love you.
01:38:21I love you, too.
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