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00:00This way, please.
00:02The Uchi-Pi Corps has survived the modern society,
00:04and is about to take the entrance exam for comedy.
00:06The Uchi-Pi Corps is aiming to become a businessman,
00:08and is preparing for the recruitment suit.
00:10The Uchi-Pi Corps is about to take the entrance exam for comedy.
00:12The Uchi-Pi Corps is aiming to become a businessman,
00:14and is about to take the entrance exam for comedy.
00:16However, in the process,
00:18a terrible world is waiting for the comedians.
00:20What will happen to the Uchi-Pi Corps?
00:22And who will be the strongest comedian
00:24in this concrete jungle?
00:26in this concrete jungle?
00:28Here we go!
00:30The Uchi-Pi Corps
00:32The Uchi-Pi Corps
00:34The Uchi-Pi Corps
00:36The Uchi-Pi Corps
00:38Good evening, everyone.
00:40I'm Uchimura Produce.
00:42It's almost Valentine's Day.
00:44How are you all doing?
00:46Let's welcome
00:48the most popular men
00:50in this program.
00:52Here they are.
00:54Here they are.
00:56He's so cool.
00:58Nice to meet you.
01:00Nice to meet you, too.
01:02You're all in suits.
01:04But you look so plain.
01:06You shouldn't dress like this.
01:08The real Toshi
01:10will show his face.
01:14Oh, it's Oki.
01:16Hello, everyone in Japan.
01:18Nice to meet you.
01:20Nice to meet you, too.
01:22It's the first time
01:24we've met in person.
01:26He's used to it.
01:28I'll do my best today.
01:30Did you come here
01:32to say that?
01:34You're on the same team, right?
01:36To be honest,
01:38I'm not satisfied with
01:40what you're doing now.
01:42You joined our agency
01:44a year later than me.
01:46You've been
01:48ignoring me.
01:50You look like you're having fun.
01:52You look like you're having fun.
01:54Fukawa,
01:56please do your best
01:58today.
02:00It's almost spring.
02:02You'll take the entrance exam.
02:04You'll take the entrance exam.
02:06I've always wanted to
02:08take the entrance exam.
02:10I've always wanted to
02:12take the entrance exam.
02:14Why are you all passing out?
02:16First,
02:18we have a fresh assistant
02:20Maki Aizawa.
02:26You look like an OL.
02:28It's not my first time.
02:30I've been to
02:32the audition
02:34of the assistant
02:36three years ago.
02:38That was the second time
02:40since I started.
02:42Fukawa was the first one.
02:44We're on the same team.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50You guys are no good!
02:54You're not going to make it.
02:56It's spring.
02:58It's Valentine's Day.
03:00That's why we're on the same team.
03:02You're not going to make it.
03:04We're on the same team.
03:06I want you to
03:08become a great comedian.
03:10A comedian?
03:12What kind of comedian?
03:14You're entering
03:16as a comedian.
03:18A proper comedian.
03:20Today,
03:22we're going to have
03:24a comedy entrance exam.
03:28What is it about?
03:30You're going to have
03:32a lot of entrance exams
03:34to become a great comedian.
03:36If you're a great comedian,
03:38you'll get 10 points.
03:40If you get the highest score,
03:42you'll be admitted.
03:44What is this?
03:46Spring is the season of growth.
03:48Everyone, become a great comedian
03:50and grow up.
03:54That's right. I'm the producer.
04:02Learn from the producer
04:04and become a great comedian.
04:08First,
04:10this is the general knowledge test.
04:14I'm going to read the rules.
04:16For the general knowledge test,
04:18the person who answers
04:20the question in a funny way
04:22will get 10 points.
04:24It's the usual quiz.
04:26It's a big difference.
04:28It's a general knowledge test.
04:30The person who answers
04:32the question in a funny way
04:34will get 10 points.
04:36The Japanese Constitution
04:38states that citizens have the right
04:40to live in a circle
04:42to live in a circle.
04:44What does this mean?
04:46Was there such a thing?
04:48You don't know, right?
04:50Let's take a look.
04:52Why are you looking?
04:54Isn't that right?
04:56It's the right to live
04:58in a circle
05:00to live in a circle.
05:02Why are you answering?
05:04What's the right answer?
05:06It's written there.
05:08It's the right to live
05:10in a circle to live in a circle.
05:12Next.
05:14It's the right to live
05:16in a town that you can't live in.
05:18That's good.
05:20It's good?
05:22The right to live
05:24in a town that you can't live in.
05:26The right to live
05:28seriously.
05:30It's written there.
05:32I like that.
05:34Next, Otake.
05:36It's the right to live
05:38in a town that you can't live in.
05:40It's written there.
05:42Next.
05:44It's written there.
05:46Why is it the right
05:48to live in a town that you can't live in?
05:50It's good.
05:52I see.
05:54Next,
05:56the rival.
05:58It's the right to live
06:00in a town that you can't live in.
06:02That's scary.
06:04It's written there.
06:06I don't want to read it.
06:08Next, Mimura.
06:10It's the right to live
06:12in a town that you can't live in.
06:14That's close.
06:16Next, Futaba.
06:18It's the right to live
06:20in a town that you can't live in.
06:22In a town that you can't live in.
06:24You're different today.
06:26You're different today.
06:28You're different today.
06:30Next, Otake.
06:32It's the right to live
06:34in a town
06:36that you can't live in.
06:46Time is up.
06:48It's the right
06:50to live in a town
06:52that you can't live in.
06:54Theז
06:56It's the right
06:58to live
07:00in at the
07:02The correct answer is the Federation International De-Football Association.
07:07You don't know, right?
07:08It's common sense, but you don't know, right?
07:09You don't know, right?
07:10Yes.
07:11Yes.
07:12FIFA's official name is...
07:13Finto is a chopstick.
07:16This time, Finto is a chopstick.
07:20It's F-I and F-A.
07:23Yes.
07:24Yes, Himura.
07:25Philippine Fanta.
07:28Correct!
07:31I knew it.
07:33Don't trick me.
07:34Yes, yes, yes.
07:35Yes, yes, yes.
07:36Yes, yes, yes.
07:37The famous line that Caesar, the ancient Roman general, said when he found out about his best friend's betrayal was...
07:43Brutus.
07:44Of course, you too.
07:46So, what is the correct answer?
07:48Brutus.
07:49Something, something.
07:50Yes.
07:51Yes.
07:52Then...
07:53Brutus, are you fat?
07:56Look at your best friend's betrayal.
08:00Are you fat?
08:01Are you fat?
08:02Are you fat?
08:03Yes.
08:04Yes, Motake.
08:05Brutus, do you like cats?
08:07They're fighting.
08:10Right after the betrayal.
08:11Yes.
08:12They're fighting over whether they like cats or not.
08:15Yes.
08:16Yes, Himura.
08:17Brutus.
08:18This is the upper arm, the biceps.
08:21This is the biceps, Brutus.
08:25This is the biceps, Brutus.
08:28Yes, Motake.
08:29Brutus is four.
08:37Brutus is purple.
08:44Complete the following words.
08:46This is a pig.
08:48This is a pearl.
08:49This is an expression for underrated.
08:54Yes, Himura.
08:55This expression is for underrated.
08:57Pig, theogenic.
09:01He said this.
09:03I see.
09:05Yes.
09:06Yes.
09:07Brutus Shinshu.
09:09Is Shinshu the same as this one?
09:11A new kind, you know?
09:13I kind of like that.
09:15Yes, Himura.
09:16Pig, the open developmental period.
09:18Shinji-kun doesn't know how good it is.
09:21Yes.
09:22Yes, Mimura.
09:23Give it to the pig.
09:27Give it to the pig.
09:28It's true that he doesn't know how good it is.
09:30He's a kid, right?
09:31Give it to the pig.
09:36The pig.
09:37This is a little...
09:38It looks delicious.
09:40Yes, then.
09:41Don't lose to the pig.
09:45The meaning is different.
09:47Don't lose.
09:48Yes.
09:49What did you do to the pig?
09:52Yes.
09:53Yes.
09:54Contact the pig.
10:00It's true that he wants to give it to the pig.
10:02It's true that he wants to give it to the pig.
10:04I see.
10:05How many common sense questions did you get?
10:07That's all for the first test.
10:12Now, it's time for the entrance exam.
10:14Here is the third test.
10:17Group interview.
10:20Group interview?
10:21Yes.
10:22From now on, all of you will have a group interview at the special interview room in the back.
10:28Mr. Uchimura will be the interviewer.
10:30Please answer the questions one by one.
10:33As a respectable member of society, please give an interesting answer.
10:37That's right.
10:38It's an interview.
10:39By giving an interesting answer, the boss's heart will be broken.
10:44It's like a job.
10:46I see.
10:47I'm very satisfied.
10:51Please refer to it when you are working.
10:56Please come in.
11:04Please come here.
11:15I'm nervous.
11:17Please have a seat.
11:27For example?
11:31Please have a seat.
11:35It's a group interview.
11:37Please answer the questions one by one.
11:39Yes.
11:40First of all, why are you the second most likely to die in our company?
11:49The first reason is taking a nap.
11:54So I think I'm the second most likely to die.
11:57Taking a nap is the first most likely to die?
12:00Yes, taking a nap is the first most likely to die.
12:01Well, even if it's taking a nap, I think I'm the second most likely to die.
12:05The first reason is that I can't give up my dream of becoming a musician.
12:20How about you?
12:21Well, I...
12:26Well...
12:29I don't remember well.
12:34How about you?
12:35Well, the reason why I wanted to be the second most likely to die in our company is that I have a grandmother's house nearby.
12:47So you want to be the second most likely to die in our company?
12:49Yes.
12:50I see.
12:51How about you?
12:52After all, it's a connection.
12:56I came here because of the connection.
12:58I see.
12:59Because of the connection.
13:02How about you?
13:03It's the same for me.
13:05It's the same.
13:07Because of the connection.
13:08It's the same.
13:09It's the same.
13:10Okay, the next question.
13:12Please name three people in our company.
13:16You go first.
13:18Okay.
13:20Yoku...
13:21Yoku ikuna!
13:25Shabere!
13:29Oi!
13:31That's right.
13:34Next.
13:35Okay.
13:37Three people?
13:38Yes.
13:40Kakebuton.
13:43Shikibuton.
13:45Makura.
13:48Our company's shakun.
13:49What kind of shakun?
13:51Kakebuton. Shikibuton.
13:55How about you?
13:56Yes, yes.
13:58Well...
14:00I make...
14:04hot cakes.
14:06I make...
14:09a lot of donuts.
14:12Chicken.
14:16Chicken.
14:20After that...
14:22I don't remember.
14:23I didn't study enough.
14:26You don't have to do that.
14:27You don't have to do that.
14:28You almost said it.
14:30How about you?
14:32My shakun is...
14:34Tobidase!
14:37Tobidase!
14:38Tobidase!
14:39Furikaeruna!
14:40Furikaeruna!
14:43Chotto mate!
14:51How about you?
14:52My shakun?
14:53Yes, your shakun.
14:55I buy a bird.
14:59I buy a cat.
15:02I wear a shirt.
15:10How about you?
15:11Everyone doesn't know what a shakun is.
15:14I think it's because you didn't study enough.
15:18The first one is...
15:19The second one is...
15:25This is the first one.
15:26The second one is...
15:32The third one is...
15:39I see.
15:44That's all for the interview.
15:46Please leave.
15:48The interview is still going on.
15:50The interview is still going on.
15:56Please come to the second floor.
16:04Ouch!
16:05I got it!
16:09Please line up.
16:10Five seconds to go.
16:11Four, three, two...
16:15Okay.
16:16I'll ask you a question.
16:18Please answer from here.
16:24What was your favorite novel in the book you published?
16:38I've read all of them.
16:40But my favorite was...
16:46That one.
16:56Good morning.
16:57Good morning.
16:58Good morning.
17:02The title was good morning.
17:04What was it about?
17:06I don't read a lot of books.
17:10Maybe you didn't read it.
17:12I read it in the morning.
17:14Good morning in the morning?
17:16Yes, in the morning.
17:17Many different mornings.
17:18I read it and criticized the computer society.
17:28You liked that one the most?
17:30Yes.
17:31Okay, now you.
17:37I'll give you a sheet.
17:39Yes, that's right.
17:43A man who looks good in a suit,
17:48what kind of man is he?
17:51A man who looks good in a suit, what kind of man is he?
17:56Thank you very much.
17:58This one.
18:00I really like the case of
18:04Atsushi Nikaido.
18:06The third volume.
18:08I like that case the most.
18:10What kind of case was it?
18:12I think it was the case of
18:16when I went to a hot spring in Izu
18:20and the incident happened.
18:22That hot spring was called
18:24Oyaji.
18:26It was very close.
18:28I remember it very well.
18:30This one.
18:32I really like non-fiction stories.
18:36One of the stories I read from the author
18:40was the story of a married couple who can't clean up
18:44falling over.
18:46What did you like about it?
18:48The story of a married couple who can't clean up
18:52falling over with a pile of fax paper.
18:56I was like, I see.
19:03This one.
19:06I don't read books that much.
19:12I like the story of a hub brush and a hub.
19:18I like the story of a hub brush and a hub.
19:22I like the story of a hub brush and a hub.
19:26The reason why a hub brush is necessary
19:30is because it's written roughly.
19:34It's written roughly.
19:36What about you?
19:38Of course, I really like the book
19:42by Onsha.
19:44I can't give you the order.
19:46If I were to give you the order,
19:48it's the story of a carpet.
19:52What kind of story is it?
19:54It's the story of a carpet
19:56and a carpet going wild.
20:02Was it a character?
20:04Yes.
20:06It's the story of a carpet
20:08and a carpet going wild.
20:10It's the story of a carpet
20:12and a carpet going wild.
20:17The last question.
20:19What was the thing you were most depressed about
20:22when you were a student?
20:24You go first.
20:26This is a question.
20:28For me, it's the food.
20:30It's the food.
20:32It's the food.
20:36What kind of food?
20:38It's a variety of food.
20:40It's a variety of food.
20:42It's the food.
20:44It's a variety of food.
20:46At home?
20:48At home, I was doing the food.
20:50At home, I was doing the food.
20:52I see.
20:54The person next to you?
20:56It's me.
20:58People laugh at me when I say this,
21:00but I'll tell you what I was depressed about.
21:04First, I bring a piece of paper from home.
21:06First, I bring a piece of paper from home.
21:08During class, I cut it into small pieces.
21:10During class, I cut it into small pieces.
21:14I took it home.
21:16I took it home.
21:18When I had enough paper,
21:20I threw it away.
21:22I threw it away.
21:26You cut the paper you brought from home
21:28at school.
21:30You bring it home.
21:32I was depressed about that.
21:34You were depressed about that.
21:36You wrap it at home.
21:38You wrap it at home.
21:40I see.
21:42I was depressed about
21:44I was depressed about
21:46soccer.
21:48soccer.
21:50soccer.
21:52The person next to you?
21:54The person next to you?
21:56I was depressed about
21:58I was depressed about
22:00the bathroom.
22:02the bathroom.
22:04I worked hard at my part-time job.
22:06I worked hard at my part-time job.
22:08I spent 30,000 yen.
22:10I spent 30,000 yen.
22:12I wanted to go to the sauna.
22:14I wanted to go to the sauna.
22:16In the past,
22:18In the past,
22:22I wanted to go to the sauna but
22:24I wanted to do it alone.
22:26I wanted to do it alone but
22:28I was depressed and
22:30I was depressed and
22:34I was told to be surprised.
22:36I was told to be surprised.
22:38I was a thief.
22:40I was a thief.
22:42You can open the window and it will pop open.
22:46When you have enough money, you can throw it out.
22:53Like a squid's wheel.
22:55Like a squid's wheel.
22:58Next.
23:03I think this is pretty common.
23:06It's the electricity bill.
23:21I deliver newspapers.
23:27I see.
23:28You deliver newspapers every day.
23:31I also make toast.
23:36That's all for the interview.
23:39Good job, everyone.
23:42In the interview, Himura, Shitara, and Mimura each get 10 points.
23:46Oki and Fukawa each get 0 points.
23:52It's time for the final test.
23:55The final test is...
23:57The manner test!
24:00I've been waiting for this!
24:02In order to test their business manners, they have to overcome various accidents in the office.
24:11The first thing they have to overcome is...
24:15When they enter the office, all the employees scream and raise their hands.
24:22In that situation?
24:23It's like when a robber comes in.
24:26Shitara!
24:27Shitara!
24:34I think this is difficult.
24:36This is pretty difficult.
24:38Ready!
24:41I'm home!
24:47Hey, you guys!
24:54No way!
24:58What are you looking at?
25:02I'm going.
25:04Where are you going?
25:06I'm going home!
25:08He said he's going home.
25:11Let's have Fukawa do it in the same situation.
25:14If this goes well, I'll give you 30 points.
25:17I think today's 0 points are different from usual.
25:21I think it's close to 10 points.
25:25I think it's close to 10 points.
25:27Let's do it.
25:29Ready!
25:33I'm home!
25:45Don't move!
25:49Don't make a sound!
25:52Don't move!
25:55Don't make a sound!
25:56Don't move!
25:59Don't move!
26:03Don't move!
26:05It's a disaster.
26:08It's a disaster.
26:09It's a disaster.
26:17He's starting to laugh.
26:20He can't stand this atmosphere.
26:22He's starting to laugh.
26:25Huh?
26:27He's going home.
26:320 points!
26:38Fukawa couldn't get a chance to go home.
26:42Here's the next situation.
26:44When he's working in the office, he suddenly feels like a comedian.
26:49This is the worst.
26:51What is this?
26:54Oki!
26:56Oki!
26:58Oki, if this goes well, you'll get 40 points.
27:01Really?
27:04Will Oki get 0 points?
27:07Let's do it.
27:08Ready!
27:13I'm going to start right away.
27:16Yamada is here today.
27:19Excuse me.
27:21Yamashita-san, can you take a copy of the victory?
27:25Two copies, please.
27:26Sorry, I'm late.
27:31Where did Yamashita go?
27:36Hello?
27:37Yamashita, where are you?
27:39I'm calling you from the front.
27:41Hey!
27:42Hey!
27:43I'm talking to you.
27:45Hey!
27:48I'm not just a senpai.
27:51I'm not just a boss.
28:01I'm a comedian.
28:03Right?
28:05I'm a comedian.
28:06Right?
28:07Right?
28:08Hey!
28:10Hey!
28:14Did you get caught?
28:18Did you get caught?
28:21I can't see you.
28:25I can't talk to you.
28:28I can't talk to you.
28:33Are you still taking copies?
28:36Time's up!
28:38He did it.
28:40He did the Odo.
28:42He did the Odo.
28:4740 points!
28:52It's his first time.
28:53Now, it's time for Himura to challenge.
28:56After the Oki, Himura is really tough.
28:59It's tough.
29:00Will he be able to do the Odo or the Hineri?
29:04Let's see.
29:05Ready!
29:07Go!
29:14This ink is a little thin.
29:17This ink is a little thin.
29:19I don't know what it says.
29:21I don't know what it says.
29:29I'm going to call Nicole from America.
29:36I'm going to call Nicole from America.
29:58Mr. President.
29:59I'm going to reject this company today.
30:05Why so sudden?
30:06Liar!
30:07You're a piece of shit!
30:08Bang! Bang! Bang!
30:09You're a red nose!
30:11Yeah!
30:15I don't understand the meaning of this.
30:22Eat a plum and you're a superman.
30:27There's no one who can say that.
30:30Eat a plum and you're a superman.
30:33Amazing.
30:35Eat a plum and you're a superman.
30:38The end!
30:42Next, we'll have you say a greeting at the place you're going to buy.
30:45If you do, you'll be able to overcome the accident.
30:49First, Otake's challenge.
30:51Now, let's see what Otake will do.
30:55Will he dance to the top?
30:57Ready!
31:02Bang! Bang! Bang!
31:07What an amazing company.
31:09Excuse me.
31:11Are you the manager?
31:13Manager?
31:14Oh, hello.
31:16Hello.
31:17I'm...
31:19Excuse me.
31:20I'm...
31:26Excuse me.
31:29I'm...
31:32I'm...
31:35Excuse me.
31:39I see.
31:44I'm...
31:46I'm...
31:48I'm...
31:50I'm...
31:54I'm...
31:56I'm...
31:58I'm having fun.
32:00I'm having fun.
32:08Come anytime.
32:20The end!
32:24That's not how you do it!
32:31Last, Mimura's challenge.
32:34Now, let's see what Mimura will do.
32:37I'm looking forward to it.
32:38Let's see.
32:45I'm sorry.
32:47He threw it at someone else's company.
32:49Excuse me.
32:53I'm Mimura. I called you earlier.
32:56Are you the manager?
32:58Manager?
32:59Are you the manager?
33:00Oh, hello.
33:01I'm a new employee.
33:06A new employee?
33:08I'm Mimura.
33:10I'm a new employee.
33:11I'm Mimura.
33:12I'm Mimura.
33:14I'm Mimura.
33:15I'm Mimura.
33:30May I borrow your phone?
33:39Yes.
33:40Yes.
33:41Are you from the gyaru club?
33:43Are you from the gyaru club?
33:44Well, um...
33:45Well, um...
33:46Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:47Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:48Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:49Um...
33:50Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:51Pay attention to your personality.
33:52Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:53Um...
33:54Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:55How long will it take?
33:56Yes, 18,000 yen.
33:57How long will it take?
33:58Um...
33:59About six hours.
34:00Okay.
34:01Um, take care...
34:02Take care...
34:04So, I'll see you...
34:05I'll see you again...
34:06I'm veeeeeery sorrrrrryyyyyy.
34:151P himself runs into difficulties in this kind of society.
34:18At that moment!
34:20OK, I'll go.
34:23I have a 90% chance of doing something wrong.
34:27I don't know what you're talking about.
34:29The producer himself is participating.
34:31I'm the male producer, Uchimura.
34:33Oh, I see.
34:35I jumped into the storm myself.
34:37Ready.
34:41He's Otake-san.
34:43Yeah, he's Otake-san.
34:45Oh, but this is a character.
34:47He's a character.
34:49His knees aren't bent.
34:53Excuse me,
34:55I'm the manager.
34:57Oh, I see.
34:59Hello.
35:01Nice to meet you.
35:03I'm...
35:05I'm Uchimura from the gyaru club.
35:09We charge 18,000 yen for 60 minutes.
35:11Please feel free to ask us anything.
35:13I'm the manager of a hotel in Tokyo.
35:15Both of my last names
35:17are different!
35:21What?
35:23It was a joke.
35:25It was a joke.
35:27So,
35:29our...
35:31It was a no-plan.
35:33Our no-plan leader,
35:35Uchimura, swam through the storm.
35:37Here's the result.
35:43It's like this.
35:45Mimura 30, Otake 30,
35:47Shitara 30, Himura 30,
35:49Ooki 40, Fukawa 0.
35:51Ooki is the champion!
35:55There's no such thing as a champion.
35:57There isn't.
35:59You've passed the entrance exam.
36:01Here's your trophy.
36:05What's this?
36:07Congratulations!
36:09You're the number one comedian!
36:13You'll be a great comedian!