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00:00Good morning, hikers.
00:17Good morning.
00:19There's a campy can-do attitude.
00:23Now, today we're going to review some skills to help you
00:26survive in the woods during your hike.
00:30Because apparently, someone complained to the labor board,
00:34and now they're making us do this class.
00:38In short, just be careful out there.
00:41There are a lot of dangerous elements in the woods.
00:45Insects, plants, married men over 60.
00:51Any one of these things can give you
00:53a rash that just won't go away.
00:57Hey, got that old box you were looking for?
01:01I had to dig way deep in the storage unit.
01:05Looks like it's been there for years.
01:07Thank you, Ranger Danger.
01:09You got it.
01:13Class, let's see what we've got here.
01:16Ah, yes, this is poison ivy.
01:25This is also poison ivy.
01:29What's the difference between these two?
01:32I don't know either.
01:34But in general, if you come in contact
01:36with either one of these things, you're
01:38going to want to wash your skin with soap and water
01:40extremely well.
01:43Come on.
01:44Hurry up.
01:44Hurry up.
01:45Hi, pardon me.
01:46Excuse us.
01:46Pardon us.
01:47Excuse us.
01:47Excuse us.
01:48Excuse us.
01:48Excuse us.
01:49Oh.
01:49Oh.
01:50Oh.
01:50Oh.
01:51Sorry.
01:52We'll just sit back here in the back.
01:54You're late.
01:56Oh, that's normal.
01:57Yeah, hormonal ambulance.
02:01Class, listen up.
02:03Tweedledee and Tweedledrunk over here
02:05have taken this class three times,
02:07and they still come out of the woods walking funny.
02:11And not from the fun stuff, if you know what I mean.
02:14Anyway, let's see what else we've got here.
02:18Ah, knots.
02:20You're going to want to learn how to make a few knots.
02:24And if you're not sure how, just watch the glamping episode
02:27from season four.
02:28Let's knot and say we did.
02:32Oh, I've got one after one.
02:34Knot, knot.
02:35Who's there?
02:36Not you two passing this class if you don't knock it off.
02:40Now, let's talk about some of the wild animals
02:45you might encounter in the woods.
02:48And speaking of wild animals, who
02:50wants to see Ranger Danger's bearded dragon?
02:57Eyes up here, campers.
02:59This is Mrs. Pickles, a bearded drag queen, I mean,
03:03dragon, from way down under in Australia.
03:07Aw.
03:08All right.
03:09Well, I think that just about covers everything.
03:14Oh, oh, Miss Ruthie, Miss Ruthie,
03:17you forgot to mention that one last thing.
03:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:19Remember, the labor board also wasn't
03:21too happy with us sending two campers hiking the other day.
03:25They said we have to bring one of them back.
03:32It's going to be me.
03:33Yeah, evidently, we have to average
03:35a certain number of campers every day in order
03:37to meet quota to maintain funding for my contraceptives.
03:43Conservation, Terry, I'm sure it was funding
03:46for our conservation efforts.
03:48Are you sure, Benny?
03:49That's right, hikers.
03:51Today, we're going to see who can out campy can do the rest
03:56and earn your survivor badge.
04:00Because let's face it, right now,
04:02you're all Destiny's Child.
04:04But you really want to be Beyonce, am I right?
04:08So for your daily camp activity, we've
04:11devised an adventure across several locations around camp.
04:16At each location, you'll have to complete a task
04:20before receiving a clue telling you where to go next.
04:24You'll need to pair up for this activity.
04:27And once you've done that, your first clue
04:30is right outside the door.
04:35Whoa, a fence?
04:37Woo!
04:54Camping!
04:55Uh-huh!
04:55Camping!
04:562.13!
04:59Yeah!
04:59Camping!
05:00Camping!
05:00Camping!
05:01Camping!
05:01Camping!
05:02Camping!
05:02Camping!
05:03Camping!
05:03Camping!
05:04Camping!
05:14I am back in the competition to get my survivor badge.
05:20Game on!
05:25OK.
05:25OK.
05:26This is it.
05:26This is it.
05:26Oh my god.
05:27The first clue.
05:28Oh, okay, okay.
05:29In the eye of the bull, your target's in sight.
05:33Steady your aim as the blade takes flight.
05:37I know it, I know it.
05:37It has to be archery.
05:38It has to be archery.
05:39Oh yeah, with the bows and arrows.
05:40Yeah, yeah.
05:41Okay.
05:42Okay, but let's see, let's see, let's see.
05:43Make sure.
05:44No, no, no, no, no.
05:45It says, it says blade.
05:47Blade.
05:48Not arrow.
05:49That means it's the, oh, the axes.
05:52Axe throwing.
05:53Axes.
05:53Axes.
05:54Yes.
05:55Yes.
05:56Let's go.
05:57Okay, let's go.
05:59I'm like those leftovers in the fridge
06:00that you just can't get rid of
06:02because after taking a hike last night,
06:04I'm back in the competition.
06:06Oh.
06:08So excited.
06:09The first clue.
06:10Hurry, hurry, hurry.
06:12For the next clue, you must climb a great height.
06:15Don't look down or it might give you a fright.
06:19What could that be?
06:19I know it has to be up those stairs somewhere.
06:21Is it a bridge?
06:23A bridge.
06:24Or.
06:24Looking down.
06:26Rock climbing.
06:26Rock climbing.
06:27Yes.
06:28Oh my gosh.
06:29Wait, but who's gonna climb it?
06:30You, squirrel.
06:31Okay.
06:31I'll just follow.
06:34I'm ready to make a corny comeback.
06:37Don't tell Unique and Amber.
06:39This is the last of our supplies.
06:42I am getting that survival badge today.
06:44Game on.
06:46All right, girly, we got our clue.
06:48Open it up and see where we're going.
06:52Oh wait, I can't read.
06:53Okay, okay.
06:54On a man-made island, a short paddle away,
06:57lies a clue on the lake to guide your way.
07:02Or we can be drowned.
07:03Again.
07:04We're going to Florida.
07:05We're going to Florida.
07:08Bitch, I am ready to get my survivor badge
07:09because I am the survivor badge.
07:11I've been out in these woods,
07:12eating on like acorns for like days.
07:15I have to get back in or I will be starving out here.
07:20Which way is Florida?
07:22That way.
07:23Let's go.
07:25Oh my gosh.
07:27I'm going to get the survivor badge.
07:28I can't believe that they're giving me another chance.
07:31Oh, it's over for the other hikers.
07:33Y'all are done.
07:35Period.
07:38Oh Rip, what do you call a woodsman who gets injured?
07:42What?
07:43An accident.
07:47Shut up.
07:48Literally, just read this please.
07:49Okay, okay.
07:50The clue to your next destination
07:52is hidden inside the balloon on the target.
07:55Use the axes to pop the balloon until you have found it.
07:59Okay.
08:00Here we go.
08:01Come on, Rip.
08:02Let's go.
08:03All right, rock climbing.
08:04This was so easy.
08:06We're so smart.
08:08Thought this was the spot.
08:09Well, that's a big nope.
08:11Need a hint?
08:12We'll throw you a rope?
08:15A rope?
08:16The rope's course.
08:19What a cliffhanger.
08:20Come on.
08:23Wait, this isn't Florida.
08:25I want to swim with dolphins.
08:26Oh wait, there's a nope.
08:31Get it.
08:31In the ocean.
08:32Oh my God.
08:36I can't read that.
08:39The clue to your next destination
08:41is in the bucket on the floating dock.
08:42Grab a canoe and a paddle over the fetches.
08:47The clue to your next destination is high in the trees.
08:51One of you must climb the cargo net to retrieve it.
08:56Up there?
08:57Don't worry.
08:58I got this shit.
09:00Come on, Squirrel.
09:02I know Hannah's got this.
09:03She's a squirrel, right?
09:05They're used to ropes?
09:07I'm just gonna stand here and be pretty.
09:09This is for everyone who didn't think I was a squirrel.
09:13Come on, Squirrel.
09:14You got this.
09:16I'm not a bobcat.
09:18I'm not a wolf.
09:20You're a squirrel, baby.
09:22Damn it.
09:23All right, girlie.
09:24Getting up, boo.
09:25We're getting the boat, getting the letter
09:27so we can go on to the next shitter, okay?
09:29Okay, you hold on to her.
09:30Oh yeah, I got Bebop.
09:31I have my own flotation devices.
09:34Oh my God.
09:35Oh, this is just like Baywatch,
09:36except I'm the hot man and the hot woman.
09:40This fucking sucks.
09:41Are they Frisbees?
09:42What the hell?
09:45Go get it.
09:45For Reba.
09:46Go get it.
09:48Oh no.
09:50Oh, finally.
09:54For the next clue, you must climb a great height.
09:57Don't look down or it may give you a fright.
10:01Oh, something to do with climbing.
10:03I don't know.
10:04All I read was getting high and I'm excited.
10:05Getting high, maybe a wall or ropes?
10:09Ropes, okay.
10:10Up the hill.
10:11Let's go.
10:14Come on, Hannah.
10:15Hannah, you're almost there.
10:16I can see the notes.
10:18I can see the ground.
10:20Oh my God, Hannah, you're almost there.
10:22Don't look down.
10:23I am almost there.
10:24You're almost there.
10:25I got it.
10:27You got it?
10:27I got the note.
10:29Ah!
10:31Eat those acorns.
10:34All right, bye Hannah.
10:36Wait, I thought you were gonna catch me.
10:39They talked about reaching new heights when I came to camp,
10:41but this is fucking ridiculous.
10:44Pass it, pass it.
10:45Oh, oh, oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.
10:52You good?
10:52You good?
10:53On a man-made island, a short paddle away
10:57lies a clue on the lake to guide your way.
11:01I'm gonna guess lake.
11:03The lake?
11:04The lake.
11:04Oh, I love a good deck.
11:05Let's go.
11:08You got this, Amber.
11:10I really do.
11:11Oh, oh God.
11:13You got this, Amber.
11:14Let's go.
11:16Team Amber.
11:17Oh yeah, you're out, you're there, you're there.
11:19Get it, get it, get it, get it.
11:21Yes!
11:23Oh wait, I can't read.
11:24You look sexy, baby.
11:26Oh my God, yes!
11:26You look better than Bebop right now.
11:28I feel so sexy right now.
11:30In the eye of the ball, your target's in sight.
11:34Steady your aim as the blade takes flight.
11:38Are we gonna go pee and pierce our dicks?
11:41Yes!
11:45Yes!
11:47Team A!
11:50Run.
11:55Oh yeah!
11:57Amber!
12:01Okay, okay, okay.
12:02One of you must climb the cargo net to retrieve it.
12:05Not it!
12:08Well, I guess I'm gonna hike up my skirt
12:11and get this fat ass in the air.
12:14Here we go.
12:16You mean it, bye.
12:18Is this how I join the Mile High Club?
12:22I hope I don't shit myself.
12:24I forgot my Depends.
12:26You got this, girl.
12:27You got less time on this earth
12:29and you have healthcare in this country,
12:31so it's up to you.
12:32We don't have fucking healthcare here.
12:34I wanna go to Canada where it's free.
12:37I'll take you home with me if you win this, come on.
12:40Look at all the water, wow.
12:42There's the note.
12:43We won a cruise!
12:45Hannah, there's only room for one and I'm waterproof.
12:48You always have all the fun.
12:52I know.
12:58What does it say?
12:59Girl, I don't know.
13:00Do I look cool holding this, though?
13:01Oh my God.
13:03You got this, baby.
13:04I'm scared.
13:05Who knew we could win a cruise?
13:07You got it.
13:08Come on.
13:09I won a survivor badge.
13:11Go get that note.
13:12I have won a PBR.
13:14You got it, just like kicking a bat.
13:16Come on.
13:17I had an accident.
13:18Granny's coming.
13:19You're so close, you're halfway.
13:20Halfway there.
13:21Granny's halfway there?
13:22Jesus Christ.
13:25Almost done.
13:26I love getting high,
13:28but I am very, very scared of heights,
13:30so I'm so glad Martina's taking one for the team
13:32and I'm gonna be the best moral support
13:34that you ever did see.
13:36I also got a really good view looking up your skirt here.
13:39It's a two-for-one special.
13:41Oh, she's got it.
13:43Ooh, ooh.
13:46I love you, Grandma.
13:48I love you.
13:49Oh.
13:50Oh, I got it.
13:51Yeah.
13:53Fucking hell.
13:53I knew you could do it.
13:56I'm pretending this one's Martina.
13:59Boom, get it.
14:01This one's for Viva.
14:05Get it, get it, get it.
14:07I don't see anything.
14:08Me neither.
14:09Wait.
14:10I'm on the opposite side, you dumbass.
14:12For the next clue, you must climb the Great Height.
14:15Don't look down, or it may give you a fright.
14:18I love climbing.
14:19I love hooking up with all the tall guys.
14:23Fucking whore.
14:24Wait, which way are we going?
14:26Now head towards that deck.
14:28You love deck, remember.
14:30Yeah, forward, you got it.
14:33Yeah, forward.
14:34Forward, but don't stay straight, forward.
14:37Turn, turn, turn.
14:40Wait, I'm going too far, I'm going too far.
14:45Pretend it's Unique's ass, just push up off it.
14:48Great job.
14:51Oh, I'm strong.
14:52You got it, baby, we're almost gonna get it.
14:53Okay.
14:57Okay.
15:00Nice, all right.
15:01Okay.
15:02Oh, get that out.
15:02On a man-made island a short paddle away
15:06lies a clue on the lake to guide your way.
15:10Clue on the lake.
15:11We gotta go to the lake.
15:12We're going to the lake.
15:13Let's go.
15:17No.
15:19Give me a break.
15:21Give me a turn around, I can break.
15:23And push.
15:29Almost, almost.
15:30I'm so close, Hannah.
15:32Yes.
15:33I got it.
15:34Now bring it back here.
15:35I got it.
15:36I got it.
15:37I got it.
15:40Oh, baby, you really know how to rock a boat.
15:42Get on up here.
15:43Did my butt get wet?
15:44No, but this is soggy.
15:47Let's see.
15:48What does it say?
15:49In the eye of the bull, your target's in sight.
15:52Steady your aim, the blade takes flight.
15:56Blade?
15:57I gotta shave.
15:58Maybe they want us to use the lawnmower?
16:01Oh, axes, duh.
16:04Trip him.
16:11That's our team.
16:23Hold me, Bob.
16:24Love you, girl.
16:25Goodbye.
16:29Okay.
16:31Unique Ozzy won for letting her borrow my porno magazines
16:33in the cabin last night, so good luck, sister.
16:38Right here, right here, right here.
16:40Grab a canoe and paddle over to fetch it.
16:42Fetch it?
16:43No, not you, not you.
16:44I think that's gonna get a little dangerous.
16:46Okay.
16:47I think it's gonna, it's gonna be me.
16:50It's gonna be me.
16:53All right, go, go, go, go, go.
16:55Okay, here it is.
16:56What does it say?
16:57I hate balloons.
17:00A clown that's scared of balloons?
17:01Come on, we got this.
17:03Hello, in preparation for the ropes contest 2023,
17:07my name is Unique New York,
17:08your female applicant number 23.
17:13Are we done?
17:14Think of Bebop.
17:15She's right here if you need her.
17:16Take care of my child.
17:18I want that survivor badge.
17:23If you fall, I'll catch you.
17:26This is harder than it looks.
17:27Bebop will catch you.
17:29Bebop ain't gonna do shit.
17:30She's not gonna do shit.
17:31She wants that retirement money.
17:32Can I get a fucking snack?
17:34I'm exhausted up here.
17:36Send me off, mama.
17:38There you go.
17:42I love nature.
17:44Let them rip out there,
17:47so the way I don't smell it over here.
17:49Oh, wow.
17:50Ooh, you're so fast.
17:53I learned this out in the great white north,
17:54let me tell you what.
17:55Ooh, you're so fast.
17:59Yeah, that's right.
18:00Oh, we're so close.
18:01That's right.
18:02That's right.
18:03Yeah.
18:04I got it.
18:06Woo.
18:07Okay, now how do I get back?
18:08Does my ass look good from back here?
18:10Well, yes.
18:12Yes, the ass cheeks out.
18:14That's very can't be can do.
18:15Ooh, physical activity.
18:18Fine.
18:22You're welcome for the sound bite, audio guy.
18:25Can't be can do, sister.
18:27Ooh.
18:28Stop, you're being mean.
18:31I got it.
18:33Oh, congrats.
18:34Why is it a picture of Betty's ass?
18:37Ooh.
18:38Amber, post this bitch to Pornhub.
18:41A letter from the president.
18:44Ah, somebody help me.
18:48Ah, ah.
18:52Come on.
18:53I need more.
18:54Ah.
18:57Oh, fuck this.
18:59Face your fears at camp.
19:03Ah.
19:04Kill it.
19:05Ah.
19:06No.
19:06Ah.
19:07Yes.
19:08All right, let me get this.
19:09Open that shit up.
19:11In the circle of life, all ends at the beginning.
19:14Complete your circle by returning to the start.
19:17The nature center.
19:18This way.
19:19Ah.
19:22All right.
19:23Okay, come on, come on back.
19:26Come on.
19:28Grandma, save me.
19:32In the circle of life, all ends at the beginning.
19:35Complete your circle by returning to the start.
19:40Back to the start.
19:42Okay, let's go.
19:42Okay, let's go.
19:45Oh.
19:46This way, this way.
19:47Yeah, that's a dead end.
19:47Yeah, yeah.
19:48Ah, ah.
19:50In the circle of life, all ends at the beginning.
19:53Complete your circle by returning to the start.
19:56You can read?
19:58I think we get to go home now.
20:01It's the nature preserve.
20:03Oh, same thing.
20:04Where's Bebop?
20:06Ah.
20:07Ah.
20:08Ah.
20:08Ah.
20:09Ah.
20:10Ah.
20:11Ah.
20:12Ah.
20:13Ah.
20:14Ah.
20:14Ah.
20:15Ah.
20:16Ah.
20:17Ah.
20:19Welcome back, hikers.
20:22Did y'all have fun on your little adventure?
20:25Well, the adventure continues
20:27as you present your welcome to the jungle looks
20:31at tonight's talent show.
20:34Yeah.
20:36Well, you better scamper off and get ready
20:38because one of you will be earning
20:40your survivor badge tonight.
20:45Go.
20:46Oh.
20:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:48Nobody ever listens to me.
20:50Good evening and welcome to the Camp Wanakiki talent show.
20:53Tonight, our hikers are vying for the last survivor badge
21:14and a spot back in the competition.
21:16While our campers had the day off.
21:19And tonight on the talent show stage,
21:21everyone will be presenting looks inspired
21:24by the welcome to the jungle theme.
21:27Ruthie, you think you'd survive a night in the jungle?
21:30Hell yeah, because I'm a beast on the streets
21:34and an animal in the sheets.
21:38Roar.
21:40Let's start this show.
21:43Grab your jungle trousers and gather around
21:45as we step into a land of thick bush and untamed mysteries.
21:49Welcome to the jungle.
21:50My name is Susan and I'll be your trousers
21:54snake tour guide on this jungle safari.
21:57You're in very capable hands with me.
21:59Don't you worry.
22:01I'm an expert in deep exploration
22:04and a master at handling sticky situations.
22:07Just hold on tight.
22:09Welcome to my personal jungle.
22:11My husband, Straitsis Whiteson is the second best poacher
22:14slash CEO I've ever been married to.
22:17We met through Tinder and it was love at first profile pic
22:21when I saw him pose with a decapitated albino rhinoceros.
22:24Every time I see him, I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:28I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:30I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:32I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:34I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:36I feel like I'm in love with him.
22:38Every time straight, he takes a trip to wherever jungles are.
22:42He always brings me back the most luxurious gifts.
22:45Unfortunately, tiger blood does stain,
22:47but honestly, I'm not to be vulgar.
22:50The stains are kind of cunt.
22:56It's a jungle out there, all right.
22:58I got to stop my days at 6 a.m.
23:02Then I'm busting my balls in the blistering Amazon heat
23:06driving this damn bulldozer and there's no A.C.
23:10I mean, I'm dying out here.
23:13I'm flattening out all these trees
23:16and do I even get so much as a thank yous?
23:19No, all I get are complaints about animal habitats,
23:23ecosystems, and carbon emissions.
23:26Can you believe that?
23:28No one has it worse than me.
23:31Oh, got to go.
23:33Time for my union break.
23:36Well, hi there, ho there, and welcome to the jungle.
23:42My name is Macaulay Culkin,
23:44and I heard a little chirp through the vine
23:46that you've chosen jungle reality as your guide
23:49for the best nest to rest.
23:52Well, I've taken a look at your budget
23:53and let's just say it's for the birds.
23:56Luckily for you, I've covered my feathers.
23:59I eat worms for every meal
24:01and I shit out eggs every morning.
24:03Macaulay Culkin has the perfect place
24:05for a king of the jungle like you.
24:07It's a canopy apartment with a sun roof
24:10caused by deforestation.
24:12And if you sign now,
24:13I'll include this limited edition predator blow dot.
24:16By the looks of this neighborhood,
24:18you're going to need it.
24:24And now let's welcome our hikers back to the jungle.
24:30In the groovy era of the 1970s,
24:32a unique sitcom titled
24:34What's Happening Now in the Jungle
24:35captured the heart of at least one television viewer.
24:38The show followed the zany adventure
24:40of a lovable character named Mary Tyler Gower.
24:43Though the show was canceled after one episode,
24:46it remains a cult classic.
24:48Mary survives in the jungle
24:49working as an associate producer
24:51for the local news station.
24:53Mary was best known for her end of episode tagline.
24:56It's okay to be a little wild
24:58in the urban jungle of life.
24:59As long as you eat grass,
25:01you'll finally make it on your own.
25:05Now it's time for me to gower.
25:12Ow! Oh, Jesus Christ!
25:13Ow! Ow!
25:14I only took one!
25:15You guys have a whole forest of trees filled with them!
25:18I must have missed this chapter of the jungle.
25:21Novel.
25:22I just got this cute little dress
25:23in case there's any hot neanderthal men
25:25who are abandoned in the forest
25:26that might want to find the true meaning of love.
25:29But God, I'm losing more blood
25:31than when I had a month-long period.
25:32But hey, at least I'm not pregnant!
25:36When I said I wanted to get a donkey dick,
25:37I didn't mean Donkey Kong.
25:43My jungle is ravenous,
25:45untamed,
25:46and ready to be explored.
25:48Do you have what it takes
25:49to find your way to the magic cave?
25:52Be warned.
25:53I love a good snack,
25:54and this weed has the munchies.
25:57Don't get too close
25:58or it'll be your head.
25:59Which one it is,
26:00it's entirely up to you.
26:07In a wild twist of fate,
26:08I awoke to find myself transformed
26:10into the jungle queen herself.
26:12Leaves sprouted from my hair
26:14into a glorious crown.
26:15Sparkling homosexual vines
26:17sprouted all over my body,
26:19even in my downstairs area.
26:21A golden collar clamped around my neck.
26:23Very kinky, I must say.
26:25Also, my laughter now sounds like
26:28all kinds of mischievous animals.
26:30Soon I discovered
26:31that the creatures in the jungle
26:33had a sense of humor too.
26:34Every time I tried to grab a snack,
26:36a cheeky snake would slither around
26:37and steal it from me.
26:39I cackled while embracing
26:40my new leafy life.
26:41A wild adventure where I'm the one
26:43making the jungle roar with laughter
26:45because I am the jungle.
26:52Oh my god, you're gonna croak.
26:55I'm leaving cousin Marty's pad
26:57and I'm telling you,
26:58it's a freaking concrete jungle over here.
27:01I'm talking bugs to bodegas,
27:03swamps to subways,
27:05even all the rivers are freaking pavement.
27:08Anyways, I gotta let you go.
27:10Traffic's a mess and I'm crossing the street.
27:13Hey, can't you see I'm hopping here?
27:16Well, that was a ribbiting experience.
27:25Welcome to the jungle.
27:27Hotel.
27:28At this luxurious resort,
27:30we have the most spectacular accommodations
27:33such as running swamp water
27:35from Betty's ass,
27:37Wi-Fi that is strong to the T-tops
27:39and our very own lioness concierge
27:42who is amazing at her job.
27:45Well, sort of, kind of.
27:48She tries her hardest to be great
27:50but she suffers.
27:52Don't leave any meat in your suitcase though.
27:54She'll smell it from a mile away.
27:58Welcome back, hikers.
28:07Hello, friends.
28:09What a wild show.
28:10I gotta say, it was so much fun
28:12to do a whole day just for the hikers.
28:16I think that the campers
28:17are going to be a little jealous.
28:18No, they're not.
28:19They get to sleep in.
28:22Are you jealous?
28:23No.
28:28Let's start here with Ripem.
28:30Hello, hello.
28:31You actually hadn't been gone very long.
28:34I know, you can't get rid of me, can you?
28:37It was really fun being part of a team with Martina.
28:39I was also very scared to get in a boat
28:42and I did it and I didn't even tip over.
28:44So I would call that a pretty successful day all in all.
28:47Do they have lakes that aren't frozen in Canada?
28:49Not really.
28:50Okay, I was wondering how you would navigate that.
28:52Yeah, I don't have a lot of expertise there.
28:55This look is very quintessential Ripem.
28:57I feel very much like myself tonight.
28:59So I feel very confident and pretty.
29:01I wanted kind of like a succubus, succulent.
29:05I'm going to eat you up,
29:06but you don't know where it's coming from.
29:08Kind of untamed and wild.
29:10Got my jungle going on, you know.
29:12And another reason why I'm so proud of this outfit
29:14is it probably costed about $5 all in all to make.
29:17Gosh, I'm going to put you in charge
29:19of the budget at Camp on a Key.
29:21$5, my God.
29:24Ivana.
29:25Ivana pizza.
29:27I was just so grateful to have this opportunity
29:29just to have like a day where we can all hang out
29:32and have fun together.
29:34So thank you so much for the opportunity.
29:36I got really inspired by the idea of the story
29:40for my look today.
29:41So Mayor Tyler Moore, I was watching it a lot,
29:44getting ready for the show.
29:46And so I wanted to do a gaur,
29:49which is like a little bit of a different animal
29:51for the jungle.
29:52Yeah, I'm just really happy with my look tonight.
29:54Well, welcome back to Camp.
29:57And welcome to the jungle.
29:59Speaking of the jungle, Hannah is back.
30:02How are you?
30:03I'm so happy to be here
30:04and be able to showcase everything
30:05in front of you guys again.
30:06I missed you.
30:08I missed you.
30:09You're so sweet.
30:10This is something I designed
30:12and I worked with a designer.
30:14It's just a little sketch that I came up with
30:16and he was able to bring it to life,
30:18including like the googly eyes.
30:20Those were a gag for me when I got it.
30:22So this is something I was so excited
30:24to show to you guys today.
30:26Amber Vanderbilt.
30:27Long time no see.
30:29Hiking for a while.
30:30The monkeys got you.
30:31I know.
30:32Kind of how they do it out here.
30:34But anyways, more about me.
30:36Today was super fun.
30:38And I just loved getting to do this all
30:41with my sister, Unique.
30:43And we got to have a nice family day
30:45with my niece, Bebop.
30:46Tell us about this look, girl.
30:48I was watching Tarzan
30:49and I was like,
30:50what if Jane was like really horny,
30:52you know?
30:53And like played by Anna Nicole.
30:55She's a hot mess express.
30:57She has like a dick appointment later.
30:59Did you say dick appointment?
31:00Well, yes.
31:02Is that a thing?
31:03Is that a thing you can call somebody's dick appointment?
31:08Who do I call?
31:08What is the number?
31:09You can just call me.
31:12Martina Brookshire.
31:14This is an ode to my Peruvian husband
31:17and his jungle back home.
31:20They are very big on the sun and the moon
31:24and the stars.
31:25And I just decided to be the full jungle.
31:29And we had you all over the entire camp today.
31:32How was that for you?
31:33I conquered a huge fear of mine,
31:35which was heights.
31:36Like I am deathly afraid of heights.
31:40But this old broad got up those ropes real quick.
31:43All right, Unique.
31:45It was like one of the best days I've had at camp.
31:48Like since the first day.
31:50It's just truly like nothing could be better.
31:55Oh, it's great to hear.
31:56Except for coming back in the competition.
31:57Well, you know.
31:58This is a garment designed by myself,
32:00made by a friend of mine.
32:01Got this prosthetic nose for my first time
32:03working with prosthetics.
32:04I think I did a bang up job.
32:07Well, we enjoyed having all of you back.
32:09And the good news is we both passed the class,
32:12so we don't have to take it a fourth time.
32:13Wow, we got to take it a fourth time.
32:14That's really good.
32:16I want to know why I got an F minus.
32:20Hikers, there are six of you,
32:22but only one remaining survivor badge.
32:25So at the end of tonight,
32:27one of you will be rejoining the competition,
32:31while the rest of you will have to take another hike.
32:36But your fate is not in our hands.
32:39Tonight, the campers will decide
32:43which of you will get the remaining badge.
32:49Hey, Lulu.
32:51Mwah, sister.
32:54This is for you.
32:55I'm your favorite, right?
32:56A banana in my pocket.
32:57Oh, Stevie, you look amazing today.
33:00So why don't you hikers wait backstage in the rec room
33:04while the campers deliberate?
33:08Work.
33:12Well, yeah.
33:13Now go to the rec room.
33:17I haven't been in this room in a while.
33:20Girl, what the fuck?
33:20So what was the point in, like, going up to the end of today?
33:23I'm just, like, really trying not to feel defeated right now.
33:25Because I felt so good after everything we did today.
33:29So now I'm just, like, they don't know anything about that.
33:32All they know is what they saw on a talent show.
33:34They don't know the 10 hours we spent, like, dicking around.
33:39I'm just kind of pissed off about that.
33:41Yeah, it's basically, at this point, like,
33:44are they going to vote based on the talent show today?
33:49Are they going to based on my popularity?
33:51How's that supposed to work?
33:51Do they like it?
33:52I don't want to say it's not fair.
33:55But no matter what, I enjoyed today.
33:58But at the same time, it just, in my head, I'm like,
34:01today is going to be the day.
34:02I'm doing all that canned sugar because I'm going to decide.
34:05And then, nope, the campers are deciding.
34:08I'm like, sigh.
34:10We had so much fun today.
34:12Like, so much fun.
34:13So just remember how much fun we had without those campers.
34:18It's not going to take away from it.
34:20I'm stressed out.
34:22I'm very stressed out right now with all this.
34:24I don't want to come into any kind of expectations.
34:27I just want to be so grateful for, like, today
34:29and, like, what we've done together.
34:30I have mixed feelings because I feel very close with all campers.
34:37And I think they would vote for me.
34:39But in the competition, I wasn't really doing very well.
34:44But during this specific daily activity and across the board with looks,
34:49Hannah just blows me away.
34:52So if not me, I would say Hannah.
34:56If not me, then Hannah.
34:58Hannah, since the day that I got here and you hugged me,
35:01I have known that you deserve so many things.
35:04And I think that your drag deserves to be seen all over this damn world.
35:09You guys are really nice.
35:13Again, Hannah, personality.
35:15This is it.
35:17I think your pool just wants a fair chance.
35:21So first of all, can we say that this is a very nice top four?
35:27Approved.
35:28Yes, but it's about to be a top five.
35:31Again.
35:32Again.
35:34I know that for me, it was really great to see all of our friends again today
35:38and to see them showcase everything on stage.
35:41And I think they did a really great job.
35:42We've seen all of these people work so hard behind the scenes.
35:45Oh, all of them.
35:46We love all of them.
35:48Do we just want to go down the list and talk about each of them?
35:51Yeah, I think so.
35:52All right.
35:53The first name on our list is Hannah.
35:55I thought it was fantastic.
35:56The look was polished.
35:58The performance elements were hilarious.
36:01That reveal was spectacular.
36:04It had us screaming.
36:06Yeah, I also agree.
36:07I love her mind.
36:08And her voiceover matched what she brought to the talent show.
36:13Yeah.
36:13She's high on my list, definitely.
36:15What do we think about Amber?
36:17Amber brought a very good representation of what she wanted to bring,
36:21but I don't think it's as strong as the other hikers.
36:24It lacked a little bit of polish and nuance that some of the other hikers had, perhaps.
36:30What do we think about Unique?
36:32I personally, I love the look.
36:34I really like the idea of a bellhop lion.
36:38Love the mane for the hair.
36:40Love the performance of it, too.
36:42I mean, Unique is a performer.
36:44I thought it was one of her best looks of the season here at camp.
36:47For me, that prosthetic work was amazing,
36:49especially for never having done a prosthetic before.
36:52Like, props on that makeup.
36:54Martina.
36:55I did like the look.
36:56It really brought the concept together, like being the jungle,
36:59especially hearing the way that she described her thought process.
37:02Obviously says a lot about Martina and what she presents on the stage,
37:06because it all means something to her.
37:08I do love that.
37:09I didn't quite get the story of it.
37:11I thought she looked fun, but I don't think it stood out in this competitive field.
37:16I loved Ivana's look tonight.
37:20It was well put together.
37:21I loved the execution of the performance,
37:24and I love that she took a jungle character and, you know, made it a character.
37:29Yes.
37:30Yeah.
37:30I wish that it had been Mary Tyler Boer,
37:33because I do think that Boers live in the jungle,
37:36and I think it's really hard for that pun to stick in your head.
37:40Have you heard of a gower before?
37:41I hadn't heard of it.
37:42That would be my only thing.
37:43I was like, I don't know what a gower is,
37:45but now I know that it works in an office building.
37:47Let's talk about Rhythm.
37:48I liked this look tonight.
37:50I know that they put a lot of work into making that look.
37:54But only five dollars.
37:56Only five Canadian dollars.
37:57So really it's actually like two, which is outrageously impressive.
38:01But was it impressive enough compared to the other hikers and what they presented?
38:06I felt like I was missing the gag.
38:09I kind of wish that they had another element on top to rip out of almost,
38:16because this look seems like the second half of something.
38:20So it sounds like the two people that were the most excited about were Hannah and Younique.
38:24Is that fair?
38:25I think Hannah and Younique are the top two tonight.
38:28So we all agree on our decision?
38:30Yep.
38:31Yep.
38:32Yeah?
38:32Yeah.
38:32Yeah.
38:33So should we call the sugar bakers and Ruthie back?
38:36I guess.
38:37Or should we just stay here?
38:38Yeah, I think we should just stay here.
38:41You know what?
38:41Actually, let's call the campers back in.
38:43We got this.
38:43We got this.
38:46The winner of Camp Wanakiki will receive a stupendous prize package,
38:49including It's a Pola!
38:52A fabulous custom foam wig by season four camper Pola Frost.
38:56Shimmer and shine with a year's supply of glittery makeup by Electra Cosmetics.
39:02Set sail, baby!
39:03An all expense paid cruise provided by Dream Vacations and Adventures by Maps.com.
39:08All this and $10,000 in cold hard cash provided by Hamburger Mary's,
39:14where you can eat, drink and be merry, baby!
39:18All right, hikers.
39:20Welcome back.
39:21I know that the campers have made a very tough decision.
39:25It had to have been a tough decision looking at you.
39:28Wow.
39:29I'm glad we didn't have to do that.
39:30Oh my gosh.
39:31I would not have been able to.
39:32Not tonight.
39:33As you know, there are six of you up there and only one remaining survivor badge.
39:39So we asked the campers to write on this chalkboard
39:44the name of the camper that will get the last survivor badge.
39:49And rejoin the competition.
39:52Yes.
39:54And that camper is Hannah Barbera.
40:09Congratulations!
40:10You've just earned $500 cash.
40:13Hannah Barbera, congratulations.
40:16You have earned your survivor badge.
40:21And the rest of you hikers, well, y'all can take another hike.
40:25Okay, bye.
40:31Don't cry.
40:32You're gonna ruin your makeup.
40:33You look too pretty.
40:33Stop it.
40:35All right, let's go.
40:37Is there a bus?
40:39Thank you guys so much.
40:41I really wanted to come back.
40:43I went into the day with like a good attitude and like no expectations.
40:48I was gonna have fun no matter what.
40:51And then like knowing that my peers hold me in such high esteem.
40:57It makes it really worth it.
41:01I'm tired of crying here.
41:05Thank you so much.
41:06I can't.
41:07We love you.
41:08What can I do?
41:09Like how can I change that?
41:12Well, what you can do is hop back there and get ready for the badging ceremony
41:16because you are coming back to Camp Waunakeke.
41:19Yes, you have earned your survivor badge.
41:27I'm not dead yet.
41:30Second life.
41:39Guys, it's been such an emotional day today.
41:59I melted off all my makeup with my tears.
42:02But thank you so much for voting me back in.
42:05Yes, welcome back.
42:06Yeah, we love you.
42:09Honestly, I feel like you were one of the ones who was gone too soon.
42:14In the end, I know that I personally felt like if I'm going to win,
42:20I want to make sure I'm competing against the best.
42:23It was an easy choice for me.
42:24I'm glad that you're back.
42:25Literally one of my favorite looks of yours.
42:27We were all very emotional and very happy to have you back.
42:29And it was a little bit like I had just blown my load
42:32because then I had this sort of like realization of like,
42:35oh, wait, why did we bring back somebody
42:38who was such a threat in the competition?
42:40I think I could totally see you going all the way,
42:43which makes it so much more exciting to have you back.
42:46All right, well, here's to top five, the remix.
42:50Remix!
42:52Yeah.
42:57Time for us to take another hike.
42:58So Amber, lead it the way.
43:01Shut the fuck up.
43:02Oh, here we go.
43:05Again.
43:06You want to stay?
43:07Okay, fuck you, bitch.
43:08All right.
43:09Oh, bye, Bebop.
43:13Oh, party time in the woods.