Celebs Go Dating S13E08 (2024)
Celebs Go Dating S13E08 (2024)
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00:00Tonight
00:04There's a shocking store for Ella Oh
00:07Darling bring it into Papa a tough call for Jamelia. Perhaps we call him
00:15Horrified and raw emotion for Steven. He was probably one of the best things ever happened to me
00:21Well, that's really beautiful as that's the lips you had a penis for the day
00:25What would you do go? Have you ever tried to drive to Burnley?
00:30Dating but if you're not laying down the day anymore
00:44Welcome to celebs go dating where the gurus of getting it on are primed for another busy day. I love HQ
00:51Hang on. Where's Paulie B?
00:55He's not here mr. Brunson, it's out again, he's having a morning off, but you know what that's okay because we've got Steven
01:03Yeah, look at this. Yeah some girl time. Yes. No, I think things with him and Paul are good
01:09Yes, but I think we'll be a nice little like a cheerleader. Yeah
01:13I'm very curious to see how this last date went fingers crossed that yes, we're gonna be on an upward tick now
01:22And
01:24Speaking of the cheeky devil here comes goggle boxer and semi-reformed potty mouth
01:29Steven to update the agents on his date with Danny. Hello celebrity dating agency. Hi Steven. Come in. Come in
01:36Oh
01:52Look at you. Oh
01:55Hello you
01:56Hello you I've got my new jeans on Tom and they're supposed to make your bum look a bit more perked
02:01It's wonderful pockets are higher. I need a pair of those I can sweep the floor in my ass cheeks
02:07I've noticed quite a sartorial change in Steven
02:11He's bounced into the agency full of joie de vivre and no longer seems to be carrying that heavy burden
02:18Might just be the jeans Tom. Where's the farthest flung place? You've ever been recognized for golf ball
02:24We did get recognized at the Taj Mahal by a Indian couple. Yeah the Taj Mahal
02:30It's time it's such a staggering erection don't encourage him Tom Steve. I was at his best behavior these days
02:40Hello, hey Tom Tara and I are ready for Steven he's here looking marvelous great stuff
02:46Yep, we'll go straight into the consultation room if you can send him up. Bye
02:50Well, no, it's just time to have you cleaved from me
02:56Thank you
03:00I mean a lot of zeros on his feedback, but not today. Look Taz. Let's be honest when you're at rock bottom
03:07The only way is up
03:17After a bollocking from Paul for his past date behavior what's clear is you are selfish
03:22Yeah, you are crude and you will not be successful in life if you continue this way
03:29Steven was set up on a date with Danny on the little bit Bella. I got you
03:34He said that you were a change manager. What is the change manager to be honest?
03:38I don't even know half the time but after the questions got a bit too intense when you see the pictures
03:43You think yeah, he's cute. I fancy him or I thought you look like a fun guy
03:48That doesn't shout out. Yeah, he's gorgeous. They agreed not to go on a second date. It's a shame. You didn't work out
03:55Well, look it was lovely meeting you it's lovely meeting you as well
04:00Tell us about your last date the last day Danny. He was lovely
04:04I
04:05Felt that he was a little bit nervous and I really listened and actually I was really interested in
04:12What he was saying I was trying to be attentive to him
04:16And I was aware not to be too flirty because I'd gone overboard on my last two dates
04:23Overboard you flew off the poop deck like you had a million firecrackers shoved up your arse diva
04:32He's good being very
04:35Careful, you'll get that new genie and call over your hands mate, but you know, what's great is that you're mindful. Yeah
04:42So let's hear Danny's feedback. I know he's not dated in a long time. And I think he's a really really nice guy
04:49That's nice, yeah, I think the date was going really well until he started interrogating me as to whether I
04:56fancied him or not, I
04:59Was just firing questions at him constantly and he did say it's all a bit too much. I was like, oh god
05:06I'm really sorry
05:07So the fact that you're recognizing all of this and you assessed yourself. This is a huge improvement
05:14So it weren't the best day with Danny, but I'm really happy to finally be getting some positive feedback off the agents
05:21I've really listened to what I had to say and it's paying off and talking about improvement the score on this date
05:27But well, I mean you went from zero right before I from zero. Yeah
05:33Can they go into minus numbers?
05:36He gave you a six
05:40It's not great either that's a huge jump from zero
05:43Yeah, and a long way from ten next time an eight. I'd say that was pretty good
05:48Well when the bar set lower than the snakes ball bag progress is progress
05:54Next to come a knocking is married at first sights Ella
05:57Ready to update the agents on a latest date with the Reese and unpack the mayhem of a pretty tasty brunch
06:05Hello celebrity dating agency. Hi Ella. Hello Ella. Come on
06:14You
06:22Did you dance once upon a time because you've got a dance is free
06:26Yes, I did ballet around the pole. Oh, yeah. I went to one of those ballets in Amsterdam
06:31Yeah, I used to do hold on thing. Is it like in the films where they put very crisp notes in your bra?
06:38No, it was one pounds being chucked at me dodging them left right in the center
06:43Sounds like one of my gigs in Croydon, you know in another life
06:46I'd quite like to do that
06:48To be that free with one's body and that fluid of hip and I'd love to master that
06:53Oh, well, this is quite an easy one. So I quite like see this one. I think I just saw a pound coin fall out
07:01Back upstairs the agents have more advice to hopefully help Stephen get his leg over to
07:05What might be useful for you to have a think about is what do I determine to be?
07:10Attractive
07:12Sense of humor if they can make me laugh. Yeah, they can laugh me into bed. I'm not about looks
07:18We think we have a wonderful date lined up for you. Are you excited to see him? Yeah, he's funny
07:26Yes, he's sexy. You're sexy. It's gonna be great
07:30This is safe. Okay. He is comfy director from London. It's 36 511 and Libra
07:36He likes well-dressed and confident. I mean, hello
07:41First impression. Yeah, I find him attractive. Yeah
07:48Safe's gonna need a safe word at this rate. How are you feeling?
07:52Do you know what? I don't feel nervous good. No, I think it's gonna be a good day
07:56Well, the good news is is that you haven't got much time to think about it because you're going on your date
08:00All right now now now right this minute right now
08:04You know, yeah clever funny Steven good questions wait for the answers listen to the answers
08:11Let's go one step further and reflect the answers back since you love and value laughter
08:18How about you ask what makes you laugh? That's a really good question. We're asked that wonderful. Thanks guys
08:23I'm gonna take it all on board, right?
08:28Enjoy
08:34Good
08:36Only this outrageous
08:39Calm down Judith Chalmers. You're going to the East End not Mauritius. I love that. He's so aware about what happened
08:47He's been really spending time thinking about you know, how can I do better and really wanting to improve?
08:52I think this is really lovely. I was actually pleasantly surprised by that. Yeah, and
08:57It's where I could only have hoped he'd say good job, sis
09:02Hate to say goodbye, but love to see you leave steve-o his ass looks like two bored eggs in a napkin lovely
09:18Welcome back to celebs go dating say cheese and that goes for this guy, too
09:24Cuz look who's bothered turn it up. Yep fresh from thumbing it in. I mean phoning it in is the Bronson
09:32Hey guys
09:35Well nice you showed up, I'm sorry for being late my apologies I was busy
09:41Is he at home busy at home? Is he at home? Yes. I know what that means
09:45Yeah, mrs. B is currently putting a saddle and stirrups back in daddy's special cupboard. It's good to see you
09:50Well, listen, we have had a very positive morning. Have you we've just for Steven? Oh
09:56Yeah
09:58Exactly now we can feel the hesitancy, but the good news is double thumbs. It was a ray of sunshine
10:04He came in. It's like he'd been washed clean. It's a pleasant surprise
10:10Actually, I mean I think we were that close to him leaving the agency
10:13Yes, it can be really difficult when anybody hears stuff. They don't want to hear but we're here to tell him the truth and
10:19It's like we hit the reset button. That's so good because the fact that he's reflected on this he's learned he accepted it because we know
10:26Self-acceptance is critical. That's powerful. He's back on this is good
10:33The only person sadder than sad Steven at the last brunch was emotional Ella and she hasn't seen the agent since
10:40Well, you came in to that branch with a beaming countenance. You looked so chipper
10:46Well, I didn't fill it at the end Tom. I'll be honest. Oh
10:49Yeah
10:52Hello darling T. Could you send Ella up? All right. Thank you
10:58Shall we ready to go? Let's do it. Give it to my babes. Have a great consultation. Thanks. Thank you
11:03They're ready for you up there. Oh
11:06I'm anxious
11:08Time to bare our souls. I am really nervous to see the agents the last time
11:14I saw them was at the brunch where they called me out for lying about what happened with race
11:20So I definitely want to talk to them about that today you can't wait for this like I'm going into the pits of hell
11:40Well, I am a little bit and I don't blame you because at the last brunch the agents quizzed Ella if anything naughty happened after
11:47Her date with Ruth or race. How does it end? We did meet up after I had drinks
11:52Kissed and then I went home and she was well and truly busted
11:57We did over here that other things went on. We would just appreciate some real honesty
12:03Yeah, like some bits happened
12:08Can we start with brunch? Yeah, how is that for you?
12:12It for me I felt like it was a shit show because I'm not a liar I really am very honest
12:19Yes, some stuff happened
12:21And the reason I didn't want to bring it up is because I feel like when I was with you on my first sight
12:27I realized watching it back
12:28All I did was talk about someone being attracted to me in sex and I'm not that person anymore
12:34Like I love myself inside more than I love the outside
12:39and I don't need to
12:41Have sex someone or talk about sex or wanting to know someone's attracted to me to feel valid as a person
12:47And I just felt great everyone including you guys are gonna think she's not changed and I I want to change
12:54But I told you as much as I thought that you needed to know
12:57It's interesting hearing Ella speak about how others view her. I'm just concerned
13:02She's trying to project what she wants other people to see
13:05I want her to have confidence in herself and what she's doing
13:09So by the time she leaves the agency, she knows exactly who she is
13:13there's always been a challenge that I think that you've had that I've seen show up here and
13:18That is your self-confidence
13:21In a very short amount of time you have become quite known and there's been a lot of backlash
13:29Against your notoriety and at the same time you're holding down
13:34Representation for a very important part of our community
13:37And so there's a lot of pressure that's being placed on you and that's something that needs to be applauded because you're walking
13:43This path with your head held high
13:48And I think one thing that's super special about you that is not said is I think you're brilliant
13:59And I'm proud of you and I support you
14:03And as a result of that, that's the reason why I hold you accountable. I want you to become better
14:08I want you to become stronger so that you can hold down and represent not just your community
14:13But you could represent yourself and you can create that beautiful family that I know
14:18You want
14:23Well, darling
14:27I know
14:29Papa Paul is an incredible man
14:32You were doing great. Thank you. I don't hear that
14:36Yes, you're doing great. So the fact that he's been so supportive of me. It really does mean the world
14:42I always focus on the bad stuff and it's hard to believe in yourself
14:45And I just want to be like that shining light for some people which is a word
14:49You actually said to me when he said I'm like the shining light of the room. Yes
14:55Which is why don't turn it down
14:59Oh
15:01That was lovely you should work half day more often Paul
15:11One man less likely to get a Brunson love bomb anytime soon is serial date dick around merchant Chris
15:17Who's on route to meet his second new match in two days. I haven't even seen a photo of her
15:22I know absolutely nothing about this girl at the moment. So
15:25And with good reason as after getting the same bloody advice from the agents, you know, let's be mindful of this joker
15:33That kicks in just be aware of
15:36Giving light and shade. He pumped out the same old shit on his date with Daisy. Oh, I've got you a present by the way
15:42It's um
15:43It's a watermelon with googly eyes on it. Do you like men with great pubes know what? I've never had a man with great pubes
15:55Message from the agents. All right, Chris. Your next date is days. Yes. She's got the same name as the last day
16:01I can't get that wrong
16:03Christ
16:04Hello
16:05Okay, she looks quite petite blonder
16:09Let me have a little zoom blue eyes lots of teeth basically me with a thousand filters on yeah
16:15She's potentially floating my goat tickling my pickle. I think I did follow the agents advice on the last day really Chris
16:23We got deep and I think much of the same for tonight, you know, yeah
16:28Nothing says deep and meaningful like a watermelon with googly eyes
16:37Back at the agency and with brunch fully digested Ella's on to chat about her most recent day
16:43You saw Reese again. Yeah, I did and I liked it on their second date showbiz
16:49Ella dropped her facade and showed Reese her softer side
16:53Basically the way that my dad treats. My mom is what I want. Just let yourself. Oh, yeah
16:58I feel like I'm in a really open state
16:59I'm still a little bit nervous and the big boy Rufo was putty in her hands. You're amazing
17:05My any love would be lucky to have it
17:08And her mouth
17:12Let's see the feedback
17:14Brie said not being showbiz Ella. She was quite deep
17:19She's a spiritual person and showed a vulnerable side
17:25Standout moment
17:26Reset when she says she's ready to change her old ways
17:30Like going for the wrong type of guy or self-sabotaging. It feels like that could be us growing together as a team
17:39He dropped the team already
17:43It's we
17:45How did it end?
17:47With a no bullshit else
17:50kiss
17:52And then I went home. I swear I didn't do anything and I'm really proud of myself
17:57We are proud of you. Yes, there was more feedback
18:02What did you not like about Ella Oh No
18:10The fact that she might be dating other people oh
18:14Yeah, how do you feel about that I'm slightly worried he's the first guy I dated and
18:19Then I just stick with him because I'm comfortable and safe
18:23I don't want to see like I think the grass is greener
18:25Okay, I did come here for a purpose and it's really put me in an awkward position. This is really mature of Ella
18:32She wants to take a pause before she jumps into situations and relationships and she wants to learn from her past experiences
18:40We have a plan for her as you said, this is an agency
18:43So we want to continue to put you on dates, but it doesn't mean that Reese goes away
18:48You know how we should do it is opposed to showing Ella. I think this should be a blonde date
18:53I think so. No, that's the one thing. I really are. No, I really can't I don't want to do that
18:59Oh, you know given that you've said you don't want to do that
19:03That's even better
19:05fine
19:06You are doing quite well, you're on a roll right now. This is a way for us to really test you go and have fun
19:13Yes
19:18Love you lots. I know that was great. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. I'll keep making you proud
19:24Yes, and I certainly won't be you know, sharing a bed with this one
19:36Good work my friend. He needed that. I think now her journey has begun. Yes in the agency. It starts right here does today
19:46Another celeb looking to find their path in their best butt lifting jeans is Steven who's on his way to meet company director safe
19:53It's a different vibe today. I've got a day day the Sun's out drink a few beers
19:59Hopefully he's gonna pull it out the bag and it's gonna be a good day and it's got to get better
20:03It can't get you worse. I think we all know that's not true. I'm feeling very excited about my day with Steven
20:08I'm just hoping to just have a good time. See if someone can make me laugh and just sort of connect with someone you
20:21Very well, thank you. How you do, please have a seat
20:25Nice day up nice day nice day for a day. It is a beautiful day for a day. You don't seem nervous at all
20:31No, it's good Steven might be in safe hands it not like that grow up now
20:36I've been I've been advised on how to maybe yeah act on my previous date. Yeah, one of my
20:43Opening questions was what do you find funny? Okay. Yeah. Well, what do I find funny?
20:51Just banter. Yeah, my past three days has said banter and they come with zero
20:56It's
20:58Just organic bunch like that sense of wits
21:00Yeah, that clever kind of like a zinger right there
21:04I'll go for it and doesn't matter how does that be clever or cheesy like you can be like a dad joke, for example
21:08But maybe not like your mama jokes as a bad
21:13So this is looking promising safe's funny he's good-looking he's got a lot of banter this is my kind of guy
21:21What's like what would you say is your like favorite place to go travel wise? Oh
21:25So yeah easy my favorite destinations India. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you been no, but it's been my dream to go. Oh, really?
21:32Yeah, what about yourself?
21:35Japania see that is on my list. I love that place cuz I speak a bit of Japanese. Okay, go on
21:40I'm nothing is that nice sexy now?
21:43Japanese or I see you've been to the Primark sale. That's you're really sexy
21:48A
21:49Bit of flirting in Japanese and no reference to a hot cock. I'm gonna say this day is off to an exciting start
21:59And hoping for a few compliments of her own is Helen as she gets ready for her date with Danny
22:06He said that my communication is terrible
22:09so I'm gonna try and work on that one and I'm gonna try and find out more about Danny and
22:14Yeah, give him a chance
22:17After finding it hard to vibe with her younger dates the agents found Helen a more like-for-like offering on her last visit to the agency
22:23BAM
22:2536 is northern. Yeah, it's fair. So going in with Danny. Yeah, I think it's about the shared values
22:31You know, he is a dad. So naturally this conversation around children will probably be an easier one for you. You've got this
22:38Danny looks really hot and he's a dad. So they've given me a dose
22:42They've given a milf Adele sounds like a recipe for filth
22:51Across town Jamila has been invited for tea with dr
22:54T in the hope that a one-on-one away from the agency will help her open up about her recent dating difficulties
23:05Jams last date was with 31 year old king-size Kingsley. Hello
23:12But despite admiring his ample assets, your legs are huge. Oh my god. She wasn't that into him
23:24Not that you would know it from the actual words leave in her mouth I am dying to know
23:30How was your date with Kingsley I had a great time
23:34I really enjoyed myself, but I just wasn't attracted to him. I didn't feel like any romantic vibes
23:41You could have told him that Jamila. Would you like to hear what Kingsley thought about the date? Yeah
23:47So he said I think we're a good match. It didn't feel like a first date at all
23:53It feels like I've known her a long time. We didn't stop laughing. I had a great time. Yeah
24:00Jamila I
24:02Feel so bad
24:03Because I feel like I was so intentional about don't flirt because I wasn't attracted to him fancy him
24:09Yeah, but I think this is a classic case of people-pleasing. Yeah
24:14What you express is what he wanted to see and hear. Yeah. Yeah, you're so right. Honestly, this is like
24:21It's such a light bulb moment for me. I spend so much time doing that. Why do people pleasing?
24:27Where do you think it comes from? I know exactly where it comes from
24:31I think initially but as a child I had an inconsistent dad
24:36Had a very strict mom and so it was kind of I either wanted the attention of my dad's like, you know
24:42Maybe if I'm more special he'll be around and then for my mom. It was like, let me just be perfect
24:48Let me just be amazing and then she'll love me and be proud of them. Please. Yeah. Yeah, and then in relationships
24:55I feel like it's a similar thing. Yeah, I did everything right? I was everything and it still didn't work
25:02So I kind of thought that I was like, okay. Well
25:06Forget it. I'm not I'm not people-pleasing anymore, but clearly I am
25:10It's hard to shed
25:12To hear that I'm still doing it today. It's a little bit surprising and a little bit disappointing to be honest
25:18I've always wanted
25:19You know people around me to be happy with me to like me and has caused me to maybe not live a true
25:27Authentic life. So it's definitely something that I want to take on board and overcome
25:33Honesty is kinder in a long run. You're right. Would you want to ever be let on? No, not at all
25:40Since he probably thinks that he has another date with you lined up. What do you think about perhaps? We call him?
25:50Judging by that reaction, I'd say she'd rather stick a fork in her eye
25:54Oh my gosh
26:00How about we call him exercise that direct honesty right now, I'm horrified
26:08Sandwich I thought you were just going for tea
26:11Welcome back to celebs go day in where one of our celebrities is still laughing like a wind-up toy clown
26:20Yep, T wants jam to make a phone call of doom to Kingsley
26:33Hello hi Kingsley, I'm here to talk to you about your relationship with your ex-girlfriend
26:38Hello hi Kingsley, this is dr. Tara from the celebrity's dating agency
26:44Hello. How you doing? Good. How are you?
26:47I'm not too bad. I have Jamila here with me
26:51Okay, and she has something to say
26:55Okay. Okay. Here we go
27:03Hi Kingsley, okay
27:06I'm good. Thank you
27:09I
27:12Just wanted to say that I had a really good time the other day and yeah, it was really lovely meeting you
27:20But I don't I don't really feel like I felt the spark and so unfortunately
27:25I don't think we're gonna have a second date, but it was really lovely meeting you
27:32Yeah
27:35I understand but I had a great time. I really really enjoyed your company. All right. Bye
27:43Wonderful
27:45Yeah, if you love awkward silences, oh
27:47What's your first reaction being honest and direct?
27:50I feel like I just need to grow up but and I feel really really bad
27:54But I also know that I've done the right thing
27:57Okay, so we are going to set you up on a date tomorrow. Oh my gosh
28:03And it is a blind date
28:08If you don't fancy him, let's all be honest and kind and tell him you fancy him let's let them know
28:15Yes, very empowering. Oh
28:18Nate good luck with that jam
28:22Back to the canal bank where a form fill spout of Steven has so far been on his best behavior with his date safe
28:28So how long have you been single for him?
28:31So I've been single for about 10 months now, okay, so me and my husband were together for 11 years
28:38Yeah, and we decided to separate about a year ago. How do you feel about it?
28:42Yeah, I'm fine. It was my I spearheaded it. I kind of felt like
28:47it's
28:48Just come to an end really we kind of started living separate lives. It just wasn't working anymore
28:54But he was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me
28:59It's emotional that's beautiful, that's so beautiful. That's really beautiful. I really
29:06Yeah
29:08Talking about my ex Daniel is always gonna be hard
29:11He's a lovely guy and I still love him with all my heart, but it feels good to be talking safe about it
29:18That's brilliant
29:19Really really brilliant. I really
29:21Are Steve O's like a new man?
29:24But if you're not laying down the day anymore
29:27Spoke too soon
29:35Over to a man now who's very quiffy, but his date banter is ever so iffy
29:39It's Chris who's on his way to be his date accountant Daisy
29:44Trying to listen to what the agents want me to do, but it just doesn't feel very me
29:48We're gonna start off with the general waffle just to see if she can give it back waffle herself
29:53I just want to be
29:55Co-waffling in these situations and if the waffles there the waffle will lead to other types of breakfast items
30:02They don't off waffle some shit this geezer. I am actually very excited to date
30:06I feel like he'll be a right law. We'll have a good time and actually haven't on a date in ages
30:10So I think you might be able to teach me a few things maybe I hope she's not looking to find out how you button up
30:16a shirt properly
30:17Hello, very nice to meet you
30:20How are you very good, thank you. Yes. Oh, let me get that for you
30:27I've got your present. Oh, you wrapped it up so nicely. Oh, here we go
30:30What is it this time a beef tomato of a fucking monocle on I think you'll like it
30:35I've never been sure of anything in my life that she won't
30:39Make your own bird feeder. It's a make your own bird feeder. Yeah, who needs diamonds?
30:44Do you actually look birds?
30:46Don't even about birds neither does he judging by that present
30:50She's passed the how do you react to a strange present tests? This could be going somewhere. I
30:57Don't actually know your age, but don't tell me and so I'm gonna guess your age based on a sequence of age
31:05Questions you're gonna lie about it cuz you're gonna try and be polite. No, I'm not I'm gonna be brutally honest
31:10I'm gonna be I'm gonna be absolutely brutal about it
31:12So have if you were to use a fax machine, would you would you know how to send a fax?
31:18She's not 50 Chris. I know what it is, but I would know how to okay interesting
31:23Have you ever used a floppy disk Jesus? What's next? Have you ever written boobies on a calculator? No, but I know what it is
31:29Okay, I might be ready to make a guess an IT professional from 1995. Come on. I'm intrigued
31:3625
31:38That's fun, you definitely my age before
31:42It's like the weirdest game show on earth
31:47I mean, I'd host it if the money was right
31:52Thankfully flanners won't be playing any of Chris's shit games with her date Danny because she already knows he's a 36 year old barber
31:59from up north
32:00I'm excited for a date today if I like him
32:03There's more potential of it working because he lives north where I live and he's a dad, which is nice
32:08I'm naturally flirty. That is me, but I'm gonna try and like get to know him and let him in a bit more
32:16I'm excited about my date with Helen. So I've met Helen before very briefly in Ibiza Airport
32:21I'm not sure if she'll remember me to be honest and 15 years ago in it
32:25Yeah, and if it was the 5 a.m. Still pissed flight home. You've got no chance. I think I will mention it to her
32:31You know, there's a chance that she might remember as well
32:34Or bum-clenchingly awkward and I can't wait to see which
32:44Again
32:49A pretty familiar northern accent. I yell and no
32:53Manchester, yeah
32:55Bolton I'm like Halifax Huddersfield. Come on. It was only 15 years ago Helen
33:03So my first impressions of Danny are good, he's got the looks he's got like a northern swagger
33:08I think I'm gonna enjoy this day. Yeah, so did you just come in down tonight trouble down today? Yes
33:12I'm absolutely knackers about my two little boys. So
33:16Hope early school run everything. Oh, really?
33:20How would you little boys got a seven-year-old and a four-year-old planning kids parties, though?
33:24Oh, I know and it's tricky isn't it? Like the bouncing places like inflating it. Yeah
33:30Wow, 11 kids trying to do that
33:33Even the party I was stressing over party bugs. Like what do I put in party bugs glitter mainly if you hate the parents?
33:39Do you know I mean like I'm thinking that's cool
33:42But for a 36 year old man, and I'm like, yeah, well, let's just chuck that in very impressed
33:47You need party box very hands-on. My wife never said that to me when I put pull scratch into now's
33:53And across town the old Steven would usually have asked his dates if they're a fan of a bit of poop by now
33:58But he's kept the filth to a minimum and having a lovely time is safe
34:03So mister, so mister
34:06Tell me
34:07What do you wanna know if you were to pack your bag tomorrow? Yeah, where would you go? And what will you take with you?
34:16And what would you do? I would probably just
34:20Rock up at the airport
34:22See what the next flight long haul was out there
34:25book myself on that I
34:28Wouldn't take anything. Oh, oh just whenever I've gone traveling before I've only took one change of clothing
34:34What if you shoot yourself at the airport asking for a friend and a change of skids? Yeah
34:41I don't use any of that. Do you know? No, you should see good man. I had a facelift
34:46That would do this. Yeah, does that work on all wrinkly features asking for another friend?
34:51Do you know I don't like anything on my face. It just feels really greasy
34:55Just to avoid the eye area I don't get it. Oh he's talking about semen
35:12Welcome back to celebs go dating. We're after a safe start to his date with safe Steven switched off the safety filter
35:19I
35:24Don't know
35:27Me and if the wife's listening, it's one and if she's not then it's still one
35:32Guesstimation guesstimation from it myself. Yeah. Oh god. I honestly wouldn't know. Oh, I couldn't put a number to it
35:38I
35:45I'm going to go three or four. Yeah, I think mine's maybe
35:4970
35:5070 I've even had sex that many times
35:53Do you know the average is no five? Oh
35:57Is it yeah what for a 52 year old for anyone this is what a good date feels like I cannot wait to tell
36:04The agents how good I've been and I only asked a few smutty questions, which for me is very successful
36:11I think it's safe to say this has been Steven's best date by a long shot right there. Shall we let's go
36:18The date was fantastic. It was excellent. I
36:23Am attracted Steven. He's got this great dress sense and like the tattoos and the hair and the smile
36:31Yeah, he's a sexy man
36:35I
36:37Definitely did feel there was a spark between us. I just hope he had as good a time as I did
36:42Oh, this is goodbye. See you later. I've had a really nice day. I have a lot of fun. Yeah
36:49We'll be in contact
36:54They see you soon see you soon
36:56Yes, steve-o bags his first smooch at the agency gets in
37:01I think the agents have definitely lifted up a gear. So it's really good-looking. I really like him
37:07So my last date was six out of ten. I think this one's gonna peek at nine
37:12Nice work goggle bollocks
37:16Not sure flatters day is quite hitting those heights yet
37:19But then Danny hasn't revealed that they've already met an IV for airport yet. There's still hope
37:24Thank you very much
37:26Cheers, thank you. Yeah, there we go
37:31Yeah, it's like a it's like a holiday drink in it makes me wanna be on holiday and talking of holidays is your chance fella
37:45Not a massive enough fun, what's the flavor? Oh, he's bottled it and gone for the nuts
37:50I've actually all right
37:52so in terms of like
37:54Dating then have you since you broke up with your ex of you like?
37:57Been seeing anyone and he just hasn't worked out for whatever reason or have you just kind of kept yourself to yourself?
38:02I ended up seeing someone for about six months
38:06And that didn't work out then I did meet someone who was really lovely
38:13But yeah, how about you
38:16I've dated two girls for a couple of months both of them both of them bit greedy, but then
38:23Just time in circumstances, yeah, have you ever tried to drive to Burnley might not be bad for you
38:29But for me that is a horror drive. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like well over an hour on country roads
38:39Danny is cracking me up, but I don't know if it's that banter that you have with a friend rather than in a romantic way
38:46Come on, Danny smoke or break time
38:49We briefly met years ago. Here we go
38:53So you were I'm sure you were in Ibiza 2013
38:57She shit in it
38:59Stop. Yeah, probably in the airport on the way home define met for us, please Danny
39:05yeah, so I
39:07wanted to come and sit down and you were sat with a couple of your friends and then like
39:12There was a little bit of like I was probably staring at you more than you were staring
39:16Not sure that's helping buddy, but then all my friends were like, you know, that is so dirty and I was like
39:21So I don't really watch I watch football and that's about it and like I was hella not like
39:27That's so funny. Yeah. Wow. I'm not crazy. Oh
39:32Danny could be worse. At least you don't have to drive to Burnley later
39:37Over to Chris now who the agents have asked to open up more on date
39:40But the only things he's managed to open so far is his knitted shirt and foil wrapped bird feeder poor Daisy
39:47Tell me about yourself myself
39:50Through the medium of interpretive dance. No, just tell me about so you don't see my dancing. You're not dad. No, can you?
39:57Like a dad. Yeah, really really good. Like a dad. He's here. You want me to do my dance move?
40:01We can describe fully show you that's absolutely fine. Jesus. This guy will do anything to avoid a deep chat. I literally can't watch
40:09He
40:14Looks like an agitated granddad queuing for a piece
40:17Bit somber sometimes. Oh, that's nice footwork hip movement. Oh, yeah thinking about the hips
40:23We're having a lot of fun, but I think Daisy come on. Let's get serious. Let's get deep finally. It's about bloody time
40:29So if you had a penis for the day, what would you do?
40:32Oh, I think she'd slap you around the quiff of it Chris. You don't like serious conversations me. Why?
40:37I
40:39You just don't like it, let's not talk about that
40:44Mmm, let's get some shots should be getting shot you in a minute night
40:52Another bloke on the brink is Danny who having gone down in flames of his airport story is in danger of landing in the friend
40:59zone on his date with Hell's
41:01Well, I do like are you those you're so northern and so funny it just reminds me of home I love it
41:05You sound like posh North. I get that quite a bit, but I'm very northern. I am. Where did you go to school?
41:12So I did I went to a girl's school. I did go to private girl's school for it was a girl North
41:17Careful, Danny
41:19Yeah, but it's all a bit still a bit higher-end didn't it? I'm still very northern. Oh
41:25My wife does this external laughter internal fury?
41:29Danny seems really sweet and I could talk to him for ages, but do I want to rip his clothes off? No, I don't
41:37But I'm I I've got to go back my kids
41:41Yeah, I've got to make the school run in the morning shit quick Danny. Tell her about the time your postman saw her in WH myths
41:48Yeah
41:50Genuinely, but it was so lovely to meet you. Like you're such a lovely guy like you're a lovely dad
41:55But I just don't fancy you I've really enjoyed tonight, but I really
42:01Oh hell's bells just telling me don't float your boat. Yeah, I really enjoyed this evening
42:08Yeah, you too see you later, thank you I guess Danny's foot in the bill
42:16Good-looking guy really lovely, but there just wasn't that like romantic connection. There wasn't that quick
42:22I felt like we're talking for ages, but it was as friends
42:26My date with Helen went really well did it Danny felt like we had a lot in common
42:30I think there's a little bit sexual chemistry there. Yeah, not sure whether Helen was flirting or whether she wasn't I didn't really get a read
42:38Yeah, I wanted to kiss Helen. She was gorgeous. What can I say? Oh, man, it's I'd be for airport 2013 all over again
42:45And
42:48Chris's date with Daisy has also hit a little turbulence. So it's time to get serious or fuck it
42:54Just order some flaming shots here
42:56Cheers
42:57Cheers to
43:00Is he gonna be hot
43:04Might need to just wait a short period for that to cool down. Oh my god. I'm so glad you did that for me
43:11To be fair the naked hot flame was a bit of a giveaway
43:13I have failed to open up and the agents are not gonna be up here
43:18So I've at this point I've just got to find a token some kind of token to take back to them
43:22It's now time to do what Paul told me to do in this situation. This has been delightful
43:28However, I've been said that
43:31Obviously with what I'm doing here at the agency. I
43:35Should be
43:37100% honest agreed and I don't lead you on don't lead you down a path
43:42and
43:43Big Paul has taught me that if it if it's not like a very very certain. Yes, I should
43:50React accordingly agreed. So with that in mind
43:54I don't know
43:57If there will be a second date, is he Piner? I'm not sure even he knows
44:02That's absolutely fine, but it's be honest and I like that that you were honest appreciate I think Chris Wheatley
44:08Might have just made some progress. We're that's the location. Oh
44:12Fucking never mind. Right. Should we adjourn? Yeah, let's let's
44:18I'll take my present. You've got birds outside your gap in perpetuity. Now, that's a nice situation to have
44:23What is perfect? I wish I had that you're my dress. Yeah
44:28So he's gone from letting her down honestly to trying to secure a sly booty call agents will love this
44:34Right. Well, this was delightful. Wasn't it? Really nice to make a good night safe journey home later. Bye. I
44:42Think my date went well, I feel like we had good chat, but I think he was a bit reserved
44:47Like he didn't want to open up. It just wasn't enough really. I had a really good date with Daisy
44:51There was a lot of nice stuff going on. I think it was a really good date
44:55There was a lot of nice chat undeniably a physical spark she's a good-looking girl very attractive
45:02But it wasn't a hell. Yeah, so it's no with some confusing snog me signals thrown in
45:09I feel like when the moments bright the serious side will come out. I can't force it
45:13I can't pretend to be comfortable with somebody that I'm not comfortable with
45:18That was probably the most honest thing I've said in the last four weeks
45:21Well, whoop-dee-doo, he's found his honest streak next time maybe dig it out before your actual dates gone home
45:28next week
45:33New celeb Lauren Goodman makes an emotional agency entrance. How do you feel about him? I don't know
45:41If I will ever forgive him
45:44Helen drops a bombshell at speed dating. It's making it very difficult now when I'm dating so that means you lied to us
45:51And that also means you wasted our time and there's a steamy snog fest on the romantic retreat. Blimey. Oh
45:59I
46:00Do like to see it on most dates with a semi as our celebs you could play on my care. Yeah
46:07Get it on me girl. This is fucking
46:10Dating it's Christmas in my birthday one. It's an absolute sex fest
46:21You