Two truckers hired to transport toxic waste across the country get caught up with a teen genius who stows away on their truck.
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00:00:00You want to soar like an eagle, you want to be the best, you got to be yourself, and not
00:00:25follow all the rest.
00:00:26You've got to have determination if you want to reach the stars, you want to have tunnel
00:00:32vision if you want to go far.
00:00:34Live big, you've got to live big.
00:00:42You need the eye of the tiger if you want to reach the sun, you need high expectations
00:00:48if you're going to be someone.
00:00:50You don't want to be shy, you've got to be aggressive, man you can't stay down if you're
00:00:57going to be progressive.
00:00:59Live big, you've got to live big.
00:01:07You must work real hard and never say no, it wasn't built in a day, it went real slow.
00:01:15From the pyramids in Egypt to the Incas of Peru, they didn't think small, oh I wonder
00:01:21how they grew.
00:01:23Live big, you've got to live big.
00:01:31From the Empire State to the Golden Gate Bridge, and how can we forget that Chicago bears a
00:01:37fridge.
00:01:40From the mountains to the creeks, to the tallest mountain peaks, John Candy, Roseanne Barr,
00:01:44both of them are superstars.
00:01:46Live big, you've got to live big.
00:01:54Believe the magic of your dreams, they'll always come true.
00:01:58Keep the strength of your convictions, you've got to see it through.
00:02:02You've got to be energetic, you can't lay down, you've got to get back up.
00:02:08Never ever stand around.
00:02:10Live big, you've got to live big.
00:02:17Live big, you've got to live big.
00:02:35Live big, you've got to live big.
00:02:41To be the queen of the crop, you've got to rise to the top.
00:02:47You want to do it right, you're going to have to learn to fight.
00:02:51You want to go where no man has ever gone before.
00:02:55You want your name engulfed above the office door.
00:02:59Live big, you've got to live big.
00:03:11Live big, you've got to live big.
00:03:27Hey, Rafe, do you ever think about having kids?
00:03:29Victor, we're going to lose our truck because of you!
00:03:31They have such little feet, and chicks rarely dig it when you have kids with them.
00:03:35If we don't make it on time, I'm going to kill you.
00:03:38Besides, babies are good luck, unless you know if they're born with like three sixes on their tongue or something.
00:03:42Victor, riders are bad luck and you know it.
00:03:44Two riders are twice as bad.
00:03:46Relax, it's only one rider so far.
00:03:48And if we do make it on time, I'm still going to kill you.
00:03:52You know, I've been somewhere, I don't know, but women are most attractive when they give birth.
00:03:56Drive faster, drive faster, drive faster, drive faster!
00:04:00Why'd you do this, Vic, why?
00:04:04Stop, hey, stop!
00:04:06Good thinking, ignoring the detour.
00:04:08Woman, look out!
00:04:16Ah, shit, ah!
00:04:18You have any idea what she's saying back there?
00:04:20Yeah, ah, shit, ah!
00:04:22Not funny, boy, do you realize we only have 20 minutes to make this delivery?
00:04:26We couldn't leave her out there.
00:04:28Besides, the hospital's sort of on the way.
00:04:30Tainers!
00:04:33Oh, jeez!
00:04:35Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:04:39I think that means hurry up.
00:04:41You think, Victor?
00:04:43You failed nursery school!
00:04:45I was kicked out, there's a difference.
00:04:53Come on, we'll die.
00:04:55Get the chicken bone, would you just get the chicken bone?
00:05:03Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:05Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:07Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:09What's she doing back there, man?
00:05:11I don't know, I think she went to Le Mans.
00:05:13I mean it, Vic, after this, no more riders.
00:05:15None.
00:05:17Ah!
00:05:19Ah!
00:05:21Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:25Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:35Get back there and help her, man.
00:05:37What, me?
00:05:39Hey, I don't know nothing about birthing no baby.
00:05:41Victor, get back there!
00:05:43These aren't shirts, it's blankets or something.
00:05:45I just had this thing dry cleaned.
00:05:47Victor!
00:05:51Doctor Victor, Doctor Victor,
00:05:53please report to sickbed.
00:05:55Doctor Victor, please report to the maternity ward.
00:05:57Doctor Victor, please report to maternity.
00:06:01Hmm.
00:06:11Hello, boys.
00:06:17Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:27Ah!
00:06:31Ah!
00:06:45Ow!
00:06:47Ow, ow!
00:06:49Come on, baby, bring it home.
00:06:51Bring it home, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby.
00:06:53Bring it home, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby.
00:06:55Come on, baby, bring it home, bring it home, baby, bring it home.
00:06:57Bring it home.
00:07:00Oh, boy!
00:07:02Oh, boy!
00:07:04Oh, no!
00:07:16Out of the truck!
00:07:18Keep your hands where I can see them.
00:07:24Aw!
00:07:30Oh, God!
00:07:32Look at that.
00:07:36Oh, wow!
00:07:38Aw!
00:07:44Make room for Mommy.
00:07:46Aw!
00:07:48Hey!
00:07:54Hey, Angel.
00:07:56Aw!
00:07:58This is the best delivery we ever made.
00:08:02Beautiful baby.
00:08:04It sure is.
00:08:06Huh.
00:08:08You guys, I don't know how your mother ever did it.
00:08:10I don't know.
00:08:18It's a good thing you did.
00:08:20Forget it.
00:08:22I can't forget it.
00:08:25All right, Florence Nightingale, let's see the driver's license.
00:08:37I can't believe we're gonna be late again.
00:08:39So much for good deeds, huh?
00:08:41Jeez, Vic.
00:08:43Our luck has got to change.
00:08:49Sweeney!
00:08:55Ah, don't worry about it.
00:08:57I'll never find second gear.
00:09:01Told ya.
00:09:09If you can't find them,
00:09:11grind them, Sweeney.
00:09:13Now, give it up!
00:09:15You know, I was gonna re-pull your truck,
00:09:17but I had to change your heart.
00:09:19You're a lowlife, Sweeney.
00:09:21Now, what kind of gratitude is that?
00:09:23$1,500 short.
00:09:25Now, that puts this truck in foreclosure.
00:09:27One payment.
00:09:29We got one payment to go.
00:09:31This truck is all we got, Sweeney.
00:09:33Besides, we got two days' grace period left.
00:09:35Well, that's why I'm giving you a little more time.
00:09:39Time's up!
00:09:43Hey, Sweeney!
00:09:47Made you look.
00:09:53So, she was hitching out on I-90.
00:09:55Hey, nice socks.
00:09:57Thanks.
00:09:59This lady was lovely.
00:10:01Where did you get these socks at?
00:10:03Around.
00:10:05When she climbs through the cabin,
00:10:07I guarantee you, here's what she said to me.
00:10:09You know, these are hand-knitted,
00:10:11and whoever did it was real good.
00:10:13Yeah, man, that is a good knitting job.
00:10:15Who did that?
00:10:17I don't know.
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:22Who did that?
00:10:24Well, I did.
00:10:26It's kind of a hobby.
00:10:28No kidding, man.
00:10:30Man, Jim, we knit, too.
00:10:32Is that a 4-pro knit, too,
00:10:34or a 2-pro knit, 4?
00:10:36What's up, guys?
00:10:38Hey, man, say your prayers, amigo.
00:10:40What is it, Tom?
00:10:42You know what's up.
00:10:44I hope you got life insurance.
00:10:46Hey, man, where y'all guys been?
00:10:48Hey, man, you know Sweeney.
00:10:50He's got a damn good form and a way to work for you.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:54Stay right where you stand, boys.
00:10:56Don't worry, I got an idea.
00:10:58I got an idea.
00:11:00♪♪♪
00:11:18Hello, boys.
00:11:20There were a few messages
00:11:22while you were out.
00:11:26Holy Saint Hospital called.
00:11:29Your godson, Francois,
00:11:31is doing real swell.
00:11:43Oh, and here's one
00:11:45from the Department of Highways.
00:11:47They'd like to know if you could help them
00:11:49locate the rest of their fence.
00:11:55And last but not least,
00:11:57Montana Distribution called
00:11:59to say that they enjoyed reading
00:12:01War and Peace
00:12:03waiting for your next delivery.
00:12:05I get a gas bubble
00:12:07every time you take out a load.
00:12:09Why can't you boys ever
00:12:11make a delivery on time?
00:12:15It was race fault.
00:12:17It was race fault?
00:12:19That's your big idea? It was race fault?
00:12:21You're dead!
00:12:23That's it! I'm gonna kill you!
00:12:26Goosebumps! All of you!
00:12:30There's a load of toxic waste
00:12:32sitting on the dock at Techstar.
00:12:38Now, who wants it?
00:12:42Techstar's throwing in an extra two grand
00:12:44for this one.
00:12:48Z!
00:12:50I'm sorry, Thornton, man.
00:12:52My truck's running real bad right now.
00:12:54Johnson!
00:12:56Hemorrhoids. I got hemorrhoids.
00:12:58You are a hemorrhoid.
00:13:00Jimmy!
00:13:02Whooping cough, boss!
00:13:06I was afraid of this.
00:13:08Playback!
00:13:10Hey, where's it headed, anyway?
00:13:12San Pedro
00:13:14at Southern California.
00:13:16You leave now,
00:13:18pick it up at Techstar,
00:13:20and drop it off by 7 p.m. tomorrow
00:13:23on time.
00:13:27You guys bright enough to handle it?
00:13:37See this, boys?
00:13:39This is what I call a foul-up clock.
00:13:43I had it made just for you.
00:13:49There's a freighter waiting to carry the muck
00:13:51from South American cesspool.
00:13:53They leave at 7 p.m. tomorrow.
00:13:57Your shipment must be there
00:13:59or no pay!
00:14:03That's 33 hours
00:14:05right now.
00:14:09A blind man with three years
00:14:11could make this run in 19 hours.
00:14:13That leaves you boys
00:14:1514 hours of foul-up time.
00:14:21Don't mess this up!
00:14:25Hey, the dollar says
00:14:27he calls us foul-ups.
00:14:37Foul-ups!
00:14:47Welcome to Texas.
00:14:50Welcome to Techstar.
00:14:54Every day at Techstar, we are busy
00:14:56bringing tomorrow's technology to you
00:14:58today.
00:15:00What is the secret behind Techstar's achievement?
00:15:04Geniuses.
00:15:06Rather than waste their intelligence in ill-equipped
00:15:08public schools, these young minds
00:15:10have been gathered from around the nation
00:15:12to participate in a remarkable
00:15:14educational program.
00:15:16Shall we take a gander?
00:15:18The students here at Techstar
00:15:20not only receive the finest education,
00:15:22but produce the latest in global
00:15:24technology.
00:15:26Take Holly Sherwood. At 16 years old,
00:15:28just 16, she's the star
00:15:30of her junior class, but she's also the
00:15:32inventor of our newest creation,
00:15:34the Techstar 4000.
00:15:40Imagine a device that will turn
00:15:42on or off
00:15:44any electronic circuit.
00:15:47Well, I can't be it. That looks like a television remote.
00:15:49Yeah, it's exactly like one.
00:15:51Thank you for covert operations.
00:16:01Let me see here.
00:16:05No, I'm sorry.
00:16:07What?
00:16:11No.
00:16:17Where's Dr. Bruckner?
00:16:19He's in the conference room, but you can't go in there.
00:16:21I know. I'm just going to the bathroom.
00:16:23Holly, please, sit down and do your work.
00:16:25I can't.
00:16:27I think I just got my period.
00:16:32Well.
00:16:34Okay, then.
00:16:36Go.
00:16:39Turn around.
00:16:47I'll get this working
00:16:49in a second, gentlemen.
00:16:51I'm terribly sorry.
00:16:53Really?
00:16:55Ooh, tags.
00:16:57Yes, yes.
00:16:59Tanks, lasers, computers,
00:17:01your garage door opener, for crying out loud.
00:17:03Anything with an electronic
00:17:05on-and-off switch can be operated by a
00:17:07Techstar 4000.
00:17:09Bruckner.
00:17:11We came here to collect our device today.
00:17:14Over a month ago, we deposited a million dollars
00:17:16into your Swiss bank account.
00:17:18Damn you, Bruckner.
00:17:20Is it ready?
00:17:24Or isn't it?
00:17:26Is it ready?
00:17:28I chortle.
00:17:30Good.
00:17:32Now let's give it a real test.
00:17:38A laser pistol.
00:17:41A pacemaker.
00:17:43Quite similar to the one worn by the
00:17:45Secretary of State, I might add.
00:17:50An electronic time lock.
00:17:55Now, if you can trip these from where you're standing,
00:17:59we're in business.
00:18:01Well, you mischievous little rogues.
00:18:04You mischievous little rogues.
00:18:24Oh, sorry about that, Mr. Secretary.
00:18:34Switch.
00:18:58Switch.
00:19:04Switch.
00:19:10Gentlemen.
00:19:12Gentlemen.
00:19:14Gentlemen, the point is the military covert
00:19:16applications of this device are limitless.
00:19:18There's a little glitch. You come up with the rest of the money,
00:19:20I'll get rid of the glitch.
00:19:22The point is you have 48 hours
00:19:24to get rid of all the glitches.
00:19:26Period.
00:19:28Period.
00:19:37Damn.
00:19:39Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall.
00:19:41Ninety-four bottles of beer.
00:19:43Would you stop singing? I've got to plan out this trip, man.
00:19:45You love this song.
00:19:47Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall.
00:19:49Pick this up and text our place.
00:19:51Ninety-three bottles of beer.
00:19:53Would you stop?
00:19:55You take one down, you pass it around.
00:19:58I can't believe him.
00:20:00That asswipe.
00:20:02Holly, this is Mitchell Session. You're interrupting.
00:20:04I don't mind.
00:20:06Dr. Marsh, Bruckner swore to me
00:20:08he would not use my invention as a weapon.
00:20:10It's like a meeting of arms dealers anonymous out there.
00:20:12I'm sure you have an understandable concern,
00:20:14but this is Mitchell's time.
00:20:16It's okay.
00:20:18This is supposed to be a school.
00:20:24Look, you knew the bargain, kiddo.
00:20:27Free education, free equipment, free everything.
00:20:29But the school owns whatever you produce.
00:20:31That was true even when I was here.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:35But that wasn't supposed to be true with this.
00:20:37He promised me.
00:20:39Look, please just talk to him.
00:20:41He might listen to you.
00:20:43Holly, I...
00:20:45Holly Sherwood, would you mind coming to see me in my office?
00:20:47Immediately?
00:20:49Please.
00:20:51You've got to come.
00:20:53I'm not supposed to get involved with these things, Holly.
00:20:56You know that?
00:20:58I can't believe you.
00:21:00I thought you were on my side.
00:21:02I am.
00:21:04I guess I can't trust anyone with this.
00:21:06Not even you.
00:21:08Holly.
00:21:16Can I get you a nice cold Coke?
00:21:18Diet Coke? Decaffeinated Diet Coke?
00:21:20Classic Coke? Nothing.
00:21:22Vanilla? No Coke? Thanks.
00:21:25Had a little demonstration today
00:21:27with the Dextar 4000.
00:21:29No kidding.
00:21:31How'd it go?
00:21:33Not too well.
00:21:35Seems to be a little bit of a glitch with the device.
00:21:37But we've got some investors
00:21:39that are very interested in the project.
00:21:41Isn't that great?
00:21:43Yeah, they're with a hospital
00:21:45down in Atlanta.
00:21:47I see.
00:21:51We don't like glitches, though, do we?
00:21:54So, here's the bottom line.
00:21:56I'm putting the best people
00:21:58in the senior class with you on this.
00:22:00No!
00:22:02I mean, no.
00:22:04I don't think it's necessary.
00:22:06I think I know what's wrong with it.
00:22:08I've been having some trouble
00:22:10with the impulse transduction capacitors.
00:22:12Of course, that's the most obvious, isn't it?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:16So why don't you just let me open her up
00:22:18and run a few diagnostics?
00:22:20Well, are you sure?
00:22:23You taught me, didn't you?
00:22:25Flattery helps.
00:22:27Holly, get this thing working
00:22:29by tomorrow,
00:22:31and we stand to be very, very rich.
00:22:33How rich?
00:22:35Robin Leach rich.
00:22:4348 bottles of beer on the wall!
00:22:4548 bottles of beer, yeah!
00:22:52♪
00:23:22♪
00:23:53♪
00:24:05I won't tell.
00:24:07I swear.
00:24:09I very, very, very swear.
00:24:11Shh!
00:24:13I swear.
00:24:23♪
00:24:29Oh, the foot bone's connected
00:24:31to the eye bone.
00:24:33The eye bone's connected
00:24:35to the stomach bone.
00:24:37The stomach bone's connected
00:24:39to the tongue bone.
00:24:43No matter how you slice it,
00:24:45it comes up microwave.
00:24:47There's no comparison to a toaster.
00:24:49No, no, no, you can't say that.
00:24:52So you're saying toaster
00:24:54or microwave?
00:25:07What's this?
00:25:09Bowling.
00:25:11What do you want me to do,
00:25:13call maintenance?
00:25:15Call maintenance.
00:25:19Uh-oh.
00:25:21You think Bruckner's pulling
00:25:23another drill on us?
00:25:25I'd better call maintenance.
00:25:27What's her number again?
00:25:29Base bone's connected
00:25:31to the hair bone.
00:25:33The hair bone's connected
00:25:35to the liver bone.
00:25:37The liver bone's connected
00:25:39to the kidney bone.
00:25:41The kidney bone's connected
00:25:43to the foot bone.
00:25:45The foot bone's connected
00:25:47to the...
00:25:50Yeah, all of a sudden,
00:25:52we got Rocky and Bullwinkle
00:25:54on all the monitors.
00:25:56No, no.
00:25:58No, it's one where Boris
00:26:00and the Russian chick
00:26:02take the key from the moose.
00:26:19How can you compare?
00:26:21The microwave's gonna do
00:26:23more things in less time.
00:26:25Yeah, but a toaster browns...
00:26:41I love this part.
00:26:46The toaster actually has
00:26:48an edge over a microwave.
00:26:50Yeah, what's that?
00:26:52Toast. You can't make
00:26:54toast in a microwave.
00:26:56You need a toaster.
00:26:58Plus, with the leftover
00:27:00stamps, I can get a grip.
00:27:18Hey, get those
00:27:20barrels in there.
00:27:22Come on, quit stalling.
00:27:24This ain't the post office.
00:27:26Move it!
00:27:28Hey, G.I. Joe, we're here
00:27:30to pick up, uh...
00:27:32We're here to pick up.
00:27:34Well, what do you know
00:27:36if it ain't the Tardy Boys again?
00:27:38Hey, go grab yourselves
00:27:40a grape soda and a whiskey.
00:27:48Hey, this thing took
00:27:50my quarter, man.
00:27:52This thing took my quarter, man!
00:27:54This thing took my quarter, man!
00:27:56Buddy, where's the hell
00:27:58you going?
00:28:00You wanna get hit?
00:28:02Huh?
00:28:04Hey, I'm sorry.
00:28:06I'm sorry.
00:28:08I'm sorry.
00:28:10I'm sorry.
00:28:12I'm sorry.
00:28:14I'm sorry.
00:28:16Buddy, where's the head? I gotta go something fierce.
00:28:19Sorry, buddy, but the bathroom's in a restricted area. You'll need security clearance.
00:28:23A security clearance to take a whiz?
00:28:26Tell who you gotta see to take a dump, General Patton.
00:28:30Hey, careful with that stuff, you moron!
00:28:33Hey! Hey, me head!
00:28:36Hey, General, what are you doing? Hey, hey, hey!
00:28:39Don't muscle, head! That's Marcus Blake, you baggot!
00:28:47Hey, chuckles, put that down!
00:28:50Hey, half those quarters are mine, mighty mouth!
00:28:53Yo, hamburger, don't make me get nasty!
00:28:56Hey! Hey!
00:28:58A coke, and it's mine!
00:29:02Give me those quarters! I mean it!
00:29:04All right, I'm telling!
00:29:06Security! Security! Security!
00:29:17This will be the most delicate part of the operation, Doctor.
00:29:21The slightest error could result in abdominal bleeding and irreversible tissue damage.
00:29:31Code blue! We've got buzzing!
00:29:34We're losing him! Red nose! Red nose!
00:29:39Okay, Doctor. Your turn.
00:29:44Doc! Hey, Doc!
00:29:47Ever think about Dad?
00:29:49Every time I puke.
00:29:51Are we gonna end up like that?
00:29:53Just play the game, Rafe.
00:29:55I'm serious. We're follow-ups, Vic. Just like he was.
00:29:59We're about to lose our jobs. We lose our jobs, we lose our truck.
00:30:03We lose our truck, we lose everything.
00:30:06Even that guy at Techstar treated us like follow-ups.
00:30:09And he doesn't even know us.
00:30:11Would you stop worrying?
00:30:13We're gonna make this delivery. Collect the two G's, start saving some bread,
00:30:18and before you know it, we'll be all set.
00:30:23Victor and Rafe's trucking.
00:30:26Rafe and Victor's trucking. I'm older.
00:30:29By one minute!
00:30:30Yeah, but that's enough to make me king and you nothing.
00:30:32If Dad had been a king when he died.
00:30:34Not if you were a girl.
00:30:35Yeah, but if I was a girl, you would be a girl.
00:30:39And I would become queen, and you still would be nothing.
00:30:42Okay, but I'm not a girl, and you would be.
00:30:46This is gonna be the stupidest conversation I've ever heard.
00:30:49Rider!
00:30:56Hi.
00:30:57How the hell did you get in our truck?
00:30:59It doesn't matter, but I'll show you how she's getting out.
00:31:01My name's Hallie.
00:31:03Hi, I'm Victor, and this is my brother...
00:31:05Nice to meet you. Now out of the truck.
00:31:07Where are you guys headed?
00:31:08L.A.
00:31:09And we gotta be there in 29 hours and 28 minutes.
00:31:12So out of the truck.
00:31:13L.A.? Well, that's perfect.
00:31:19Let's go, kiddo.
00:31:20Riders are bad luck.
00:31:22Okay, okay.
00:31:23The Billings Airport is fine, and it's on your way.
00:31:28Please, it's urgent.
00:31:29See? She's in trouble.
00:31:30We give her a ride, and we're in trouble.
00:31:32I'm not in trouble.
00:31:33Hey.
00:31:34What?
00:31:35You're sitting on the operation guy.
00:31:42Look.
00:31:44It's my brother.
00:31:45He's sick.
00:31:47Very sick.
00:31:49It's a rare blood disease.
00:31:52Hemoglobinosis.
00:31:54I've heard of that.
00:31:57She's gonna jinx our shipment, Vic.
00:31:59How do you jinx toxic waste?
00:32:01Come on, we're losing time.
00:32:03The airport's on the way anyway.
00:32:05We still gotta take a risk.
00:32:09Victor, we're not blowing this delivery.
00:32:11What are you doing?
00:32:13What are you doing?
00:32:15Watch.
00:32:34You got your own credit card?
00:32:37It belongs to an old school chum.
00:32:40You don't even have a library card.
00:32:50I'm...
00:32:51...tired.
00:33:04Well, you better find her, because I need that device.
00:33:07Dr. Marsh.
00:33:09How wonderful to see you.
00:33:11Come to watch my life fall apart?
00:33:15What?
00:33:16Yes, I'll hold.
00:33:18How could she do this to me?
00:33:20To you.
00:33:22If what I understand is true, you lied to her.
00:33:25And to me.
00:33:27No, why would I lie to you?
00:33:29You have such pretty eyes.
00:33:31No, not you.
00:33:33Just call me when you find out where she is.
00:33:39Come on, Hayden. Truth time.
00:33:41You're selling this device behind her back, aren't you?
00:33:43Oh, stop it.
00:33:45She knows it's on the market.
00:33:46Which market?
00:33:48I had a little visit from Holly this morning.
00:33:51She knows about the guests in your conference room.
00:33:53Wait a minute.
00:33:54She told you all that stuff this morning?
00:33:56And you're just telling me now?
00:33:58Oh, good going, Freud.
00:33:59We got a 16-year-old girl out there alone in the streets.
00:34:03I mean, Lord knows what could happen to her.
00:34:06Or the device.
00:34:10This better be good, Roberts.
00:34:12Billings Airport, West Edge, LA, 2 o'clock.
00:34:16Man, has she got a lot of credit.
00:34:18Look at this.
00:34:20She bought some stuff on her visa by May last month
00:34:22at Fredericks of Hollywood.
00:34:23Fredericks?
00:34:25That's my visa number.
00:34:27That's my visa number.
00:34:30Cancel that reservation.
00:34:31Cancel all of her cards and mine.
00:34:35And Roberts?
00:34:36Roberts!
00:34:37Not a word about the Fredericks thing, huh?
00:34:49Well, thanks for the lift, you guys.
00:34:51Good luck to you, kid.
00:34:53See? I told you she was no jinx.
00:34:55All right, all right, let's roll.
00:34:56Hang on, I still gotta take a gigantor whiz.
00:34:59What's the matter with you?
00:35:00You gotta go every 10 minutes.
00:35:01What do you mean, me, mister,
00:35:02take a massive dump 12 times a day?
00:35:06Barbarians.
00:35:08Nice way to talk in front of the girl, bladder mouth.
00:35:13I'm sorry, that reservation has been canceled.
00:35:16What?
00:35:17Well, there must be some mistake.
00:35:18It was a prepaid ticket.
00:35:20The visa card has been canceled.
00:35:22Would you like to rebook with another form?
00:35:24Would you like to rebook with another form of payment?
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:28Here, try this.
00:35:35Oh, well, this card's been canceled, too.
00:35:36Do you have cash?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38Um...
00:35:40Well, how about if I...
00:35:42Um...
00:35:48Uh...
00:35:51Forget it, it's...
00:35:55It's over.
00:35:59Excuse me, sir.
00:36:00Excuse me, sir, is that girl with you?
00:36:02Excuse me, sir, hello?
00:36:03Hello?
00:36:04Excuse me, sir.
00:36:14Welcome to Victor Airlines.
00:36:24Excuse me.
00:36:48Excuse me.
00:36:54Excuse me.
00:37:05Nice.
00:37:06You know, if these aren't yours, they ought to be.
00:37:17Jeez, that looks like it hurts.
00:37:25Ugh!
00:37:30Let my brother go, and I'll let your buddy go.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Fine.
00:37:44I'll let him go.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:46Now, I'll let your buddy go.
00:37:49Hey, no, hey, hey!
00:37:50No, hey!
00:37:51Oh, hey, hey!
00:37:55I hate when that happens.
00:38:22Watch it!
00:38:25She's stealing our truck!
00:38:26Don't worry.
00:38:27She'll never find second gear.
00:38:35She found second gear.
00:38:40Hey!
00:38:41Holly!
00:38:42Wait for us!
00:38:43Holly!
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:55Hey!
00:38:57Pull over!
00:39:13Hi, guys.
00:39:15I'm so glad you're okay.
00:39:16That was so close.
00:39:17I was scared for a while, but you wouldn't make it.
00:39:19Hey, cut the crap!
00:39:20This is no joke.
00:39:21Don't try to take advantage of us.
00:39:23Don't try to take advantage of us because you think we're too big dumb guys.
00:39:26We're not.
00:39:27We're two huge dumb guys.
00:39:29Shut up, Victor.
00:39:30You stow away in our rig, almost get us killed by some guys we've never met,
00:39:34steal our truck, and then you've got the nerve to pretend everything is okay?
00:39:39Who do you think you are?
00:39:41You know, we trusted you.
00:39:43We believed in you.
00:39:46I believed in you.
00:39:50I'm sorry.
00:39:52You were right.
00:39:54I'm in a lot of trouble, and I didn't know if I could trust you.
00:39:58Look, I was afraid that if I told you the truth, you'd just leave me there.
00:40:02Okay, okay, look.
00:40:04Just tell me what's going on.
00:40:06I got on your truck back at Techstar.
00:40:08I thought that place was like a factory or something.
00:40:10They do a lot of chemical and optoelectronic research and development.
00:40:14But they also run a program for genius youth.
00:40:18You don't look like a genius.
00:40:20Don't judge a person by their appearance.
00:40:23Look, guys, they took my clothes, my computer, my money, everything.
00:40:30Can I please just ride with you until I figure something out?
00:40:51Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good.
00:40:53Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.
00:40:55Yogi Berra, tug my grass.
00:40:57Start her up.
00:40:59Kumbaya!
00:41:03It's just that lucky, lucky sign.
00:41:05You've got to be kidding.
00:41:07Nope.
00:41:09Now hand me those lucky donuts.
00:41:11You guys have lucky donuts?
00:41:13Yeah, the way Victor eats, you're lucky if you get one.
00:41:15Yeah, well, if they're in a Techstar truck and they're heading south on Highway 19,
00:41:18then why aren't you on their asses instead of sitting on yours?
00:41:21Dealing with morons here.
00:41:23Oh, where do I find these people?
00:41:26Get me Irving in here, right?
00:41:28Well, if he's on his way, where is he?
00:41:30If he were here, I wouldn't be calling.
00:41:32All right.
00:41:34Um, Hayden, I'm going to go lie down for a while.
00:41:37Fine, good. Go get some rest.
00:41:39Lord knows nothing important is happening here at the moment.
00:41:41Fine.
00:41:49I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in.
00:41:52I'm just drawing a sign by the time.
00:41:55Sure.
00:42:01Well, your little Cub Scouts blew it.
00:42:03Enough is enough.
00:42:05Irving.
00:42:07The shoes.
00:42:10Sorry.
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:14I'm going to have the jet drop you off at Billings, okay?
00:42:16I'm going to have the jet drop you off at Billings Airport.
00:42:18I want you to pick up those bozos and I want you to find that girl.
00:42:21Just do whatever you have to do. Just do it.
00:42:24Neat.
00:42:28Okay, there's this guy, Bruckner, the head of my school.
00:42:32Major spaz.
00:42:34I mean, he won't let any of us leave except for Easter and Christmas.
00:42:37Now, I thought the nuns at St. Aloysius were strict.
00:42:41Hey, Vic, remember Sister Butthead?
00:42:43Boy, she had your number.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:55Yeah?
00:42:57Who is this?
00:42:59Herman's Big What?
00:43:04Oh, yeah, Herm.
00:43:06Hey, listen, Herm.
00:43:08If the dime is not on time, this car is mine.
00:43:12Hey, say, you must have worked pretty damn hard to almost make the payments on this baby.
00:43:19Well, don't get personal, Herman.
00:43:22Hey, same to you.
00:43:25Asshole.
00:43:28Hi, boss. It's Sweeney.
00:43:32John Sweeney.
00:43:34Your number one man.
00:43:37Yeah, I hooked on to a...
00:43:41a fish that was almost overdue, you know.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:56Almost overdue, you know what I mean?
00:43:59I'll let you know where you can pick it up.
00:44:01I'm off and gunning for a bigger fish.
00:44:04Should be swimming by any minute now.
00:44:11Bingo.
00:44:17You are the Albert Einstein of repo.
00:44:25Why can't you boys ever make a delivery on time?
00:44:41Your turn.
00:44:42I know, I know.
00:44:43You can top it off this time.
00:44:44I know, all right.
00:44:45Take it easy.
00:44:46What do you want to eat?
00:44:47I don't care. Get me anything.
00:44:48Good choice.
00:44:51I don't care. Get me anything.
00:44:52Good choice.
00:45:02So, uh, what's good here?
00:45:05Music.
00:45:15I finally get to take my ways.
00:45:17Okay, do me a favor, okay?
00:45:18Order me the liver and onions, two club sandwiches, two fries, the onion rings,
00:45:21a slice of pumpkin pie, some lime jello, and two chocolate shakes.
00:45:25And order something for Rafe.
00:45:30Just kidding.
00:45:42Ow, that hurts.
00:45:44Shut up. You're only going to spoil it.
00:45:49I'm low.
00:45:55God, who the hell is that?
00:45:57Hiya, Hap, what you eating tonight?
00:45:59Well, I'll tell you what, looking at this menu, Mama, I think I'd like to have
00:46:03the Fiesta de Gristones, if you don't mind.
00:46:05Preferably some grease on a burger.
00:46:06Come on, Hap, let's go.
00:46:08Oh, I'll tell you what, where we going?
00:46:15How you doing, sweet potato?
00:46:17Fine.
00:46:19Excuse me.
00:46:29Victor?
00:46:33Victor?
00:46:48I'm going to take you somewhere you ain't never been.
00:46:52Ow.
00:46:56You are so, so, so disgusting.
00:47:03Rafe, someone was watching.
00:47:06Rafe? I'm not Rafe, I'm Victor.
00:47:10Ow.
00:47:15Where's Victor?
00:47:17Someplace he ain't never been.
00:47:19Then what's that?
00:47:20Careful.
00:47:22See, this is a bipolar electronic invasion system that I invented.
00:47:27It selectively toggles any electronic circuit
00:47:30by magnetically interfering with the electron flow or its converse.
00:47:36It turns things on and off.
00:47:39Cool.
00:47:45Where have you been?
00:47:47Just kind of screwing around.
00:47:49Did you see Donna?
00:47:51Donna? Hap?
00:47:55Hey, Hap, over here.
00:47:57I didn't see you be late, Hap.
00:47:59Hey, I thought that was Lucky outside.
00:48:01What's happening?
00:48:02Hey, Hap, what's up?
00:48:03Same old, same old. Where you boys headed?
00:48:05San Pedro.
00:48:06Really? Maybe we can convoy.
00:48:08I got a load of suntan machines I got to take to Malibu.
00:48:10That's kind of like taking ice to Eskimos, if you ask me.
00:48:14Hap, this is our friend, Holly.
00:48:16Hi.
00:48:17Yes, good evening. Nice to see you.
00:48:19Hello, friends of yours.
00:48:22She's looking for a ride to LA,
00:48:24and it would be better for everyone if it wasn't in our truck.
00:48:28Well, now, that depends.
00:48:31Well, now, that depends.
00:48:33You like dumb jokes?
00:48:35I'm not talking about these two, either.
00:48:37I think I can handle it.
00:48:39No problem. I'll meet you outside, all right?
00:48:41Good to see you two again. Do me a big favor.
00:48:43Don't break anything, baby.
00:48:46See you.
00:48:48Come on, sugar.
00:48:50Well, thanks for everything.
00:48:55You know, for dinner and all.
00:49:00Bye.
00:49:06And, uh, good luck.
00:49:14I get her fries.
00:49:17She was a pain, brother.
00:49:19Yeah, but an interesting one.
00:49:21True.
00:49:23Ah!
00:49:25I think it's even getting more interesting.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:43Ready?
00:49:56Hold onto this for a minute, all right?
00:49:59Ah!
00:50:07Come on, come on, go, go!
00:50:11Not the face, not the face!
00:50:13Oh, not the face, not the face!
00:50:15Ow!
00:50:17That hurt, man?
00:50:19Ow!
00:50:21I'm a lover, not a fighter.
00:50:23Y'all brothers are on your own.
00:50:28No, I want the chain.
00:50:30You always get the chain.
00:50:32I want the chain!
00:50:34No, you take it.
00:50:40Wow.
00:50:42Take care of her. I'll get the girl.
00:50:48Ah!
00:50:54Ah!
00:50:59I'm going after Holly.
00:51:01Go ahead, don't worry, I got you.
00:51:04No problem.
00:51:06Ow, ow.
00:51:10Hey, back off, Goliath.
00:51:12Back off or I'll snap her neck.
00:51:14Try mine, it'll be more fun.
00:51:17Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:32Let's not do that again.
00:51:34Oh, that hurts.
00:51:36Ah!
00:51:46Say ah!
00:51:58Ah!
00:52:04Ah!
00:52:10Watch it.
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:26Ah, I'm stuck!
00:52:30Ow, ow!
00:52:34What are you doing?
00:52:36I'm trying to disengage the electronic starter and fuel injection system
00:52:38so they can't follow us.
00:52:48Consider them disengaged.
00:52:50Ah!
00:52:57Ah, excuse me, miss,
00:52:59but I do believe this is my truck.
00:53:02Ow!
00:53:07I don't deserve this.
00:53:12What do we do with these guys?
00:53:18I can't believe it!
00:53:20She's stealing our truck again!
00:53:27She ain't.
00:53:31Let's go!
00:53:46Where's my baseball stick?
00:53:48What are you doing?
00:53:52Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good.
00:53:54Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good.
00:53:58Yogi Bear, start her up!
00:54:00Come on!
00:54:13You know, you guys, I didn't do any hocus-pocus dance and I drove okay.
00:54:17You drove okay? You hit every bird within ten feet of you.
00:54:20I meant to do that.
00:54:22I didn't mean it personally, but we were right.
00:54:24You are bad luck.
00:54:26Sigh.
00:54:49Hey, that's it up on the left.
00:54:51Wait, why are we stopping?
00:54:53Did you hear that?
00:54:55Well, maybe he'll go away.
00:54:57No chance, kiddo. That's either a belt or a hose.
00:54:59Besides, we should probably lay low tonight, okay?
00:55:01Don't worry. Tomorrow we'll find a new bird.
00:55:03Hey, Rafe, hide lucky around back, all right?
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:24There's only two beds here.
00:55:26And a big, beautiful chair. You'll love it.
00:55:29Great.
00:55:33I guess I'll take a shower.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:54Jeez, Vic, take a little longer next time.
00:55:56I was beginning to get a little...
00:56:00Worried.
00:56:03Back up and lie down in the bed.
00:56:05Hey, we just met.
00:56:07Now!
00:56:12Kiss the pillow, sport.
00:56:14I knew this was a kinky motel.
00:56:18Look, I don't know who the hell you are,
00:56:20but you're not touching that girl.
00:56:22Yeah? Well, guess what?
00:56:25What?
00:56:26That's what.
00:56:29And you know what else?
00:56:31What?
00:56:34You didn't tie these tight enough.
00:56:36Don't mess with me. I mean business.
00:56:43Your hands are nice. Soft.
00:56:47There.
00:56:52Holly, it's Dr. Marsh. Come on, we're getting out of here.
00:56:56Sorry.
00:57:04Don't mention it.
00:57:15Holly, it's Dr. Marsh. Did you hear me?
00:57:17Come on, let's get out of here.
00:57:19Let's get out of here.
00:57:24Give me that.
00:57:29Hi, Doc.
00:57:30Hi.
00:57:34So why doesn't someone turn this Berkley guy over to the government or something?
00:57:37Because he's a weenie.
00:57:39Because it will come down to our word against his.
00:57:42And he'll pull every string he has to cheat Holly out of her device.
00:57:45Why do people do stuff like that?
00:57:47Oh, big time, Doe.
00:57:49Okay, wait a minute, Doe.
00:57:51Has anyone eaten that last piece?
00:57:54You're eating like an animal. I want at least half.
00:57:56What do you mean? You ate my fries. No way.
00:57:58Victor, give me that pizza.
00:58:11I'm sorry.
00:58:13I knew you'd help.
00:58:16Victor, be careful.
00:58:18What? You're going to break it.
00:58:20No, look, it's the exact same.
00:58:22This is the one from the motel TV, Einstein.
00:58:24Look.
00:58:26Oops.
00:58:28Sorry.
00:58:30This is the one from the motel TV.
00:58:32This one's yours.
00:58:38Look, you guys, they're going to be looking for Holly in your truck,
00:58:41so why don't I just take her to a light?
00:58:43You're kidding. That would be great.
00:58:45I mean, this delivery is kind of important to us.
00:58:47It's my piece.
00:58:49Look, I'm going to have to get some rest before you head out,
00:58:51so we'll leave in the morning.
00:58:58Hey, look, I talked to the guy at the front desk.
00:59:00There's no vacancies,
00:59:02so why don't you guys take the room?
00:59:04Hey, why don't we have to stay?
00:59:06Really, it's no problem.
00:59:08Are you sure? Yeah, we'll sleep in the truck.
00:59:10Vic?
00:59:12Hey, sweet.
00:59:14Hey, look, I'm sorry for hitting you on the head.
00:59:17Hey, don't worry about it.
00:59:19I may not have a lot of brains up there,
00:59:21but what I got is pretty tough.
00:59:25You're all right, Rafe.
00:59:29Um, Dr. Marsh?
00:59:32Irene.
00:59:38Holly's going to be okay, right?
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:43Thanks to you and your brother.
00:59:53Ooh, you love her.
00:59:55Shut up, Victor.
00:59:57Ooh, I heard you. You love her.
00:59:59You know, sometimes you're a real idiot.
01:00:01You love her. You're going to marry her.
01:00:03How come you're so immature?
01:00:05Ooh, you love her.
01:00:07I'm going to marry her.
01:00:09You love her.
01:00:27Hi. Hi.
01:00:29I just wanted to say goodbye.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:34Thanks for the clothes.
01:00:37Nice shoes.
01:00:41Did you get Lucky fixed?
01:00:43No, me and Vic couldn't figure it out.
01:00:45Hi, guys. Hi.
01:00:47I fixed your truck.
01:00:49Oh, and Victor says he's securing the cargo in the trailer.
01:00:52She really is a genius.
01:00:56Who's driving your truck?
01:01:01Oh, my God, Victor's in the back. Let's take your car.
01:01:03Holly, come on, let's go!
01:01:06Come on.
01:01:12Come on.
01:01:19You're something, sweetie. I'll tell you.
01:01:25Come on, catch up.
01:01:27I'm trying, all right?
01:01:29Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:01:37Okay, we got him, we got him.
01:01:39Okay, pass him on the left.
01:01:41Let's go, let's go.
01:01:46Got him, got him.
01:01:53Chase!
01:01:56Chase!
01:02:07You sure you don't want this truck?
01:02:09I'm fine.
01:02:12Freeze!
01:02:14We should be able to take him now.
01:02:16He's got to get on with his load.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:25Let's go.
01:02:37Whoa!
01:02:39I'll get you.
01:02:46What are you doing?
01:02:48Don't worry about me. What's wrong?
01:02:56Freeze!
01:03:05The truck has an electronic ignition, right?
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:12What the hell?
01:03:14Our brakes are out.
01:03:19Freeze!
01:03:21Chase!
01:03:25Take him, leave him with the cow.
01:03:27Okay.
01:03:37Chase!
01:03:45Whoa!
01:03:47Look out!
01:03:51Whoa!
01:03:53Too old for this.
01:04:08Come on, Grace, be careful!
01:04:15Go! Go!
01:04:22Honey, I'm home.
01:04:24Oh, yeah? Well, consider yourself evicted.
01:04:27Stop it, Sweeney.
01:04:29I hated that guy.
01:04:31You want me to bell you again?
01:04:33No.
01:04:35Start her up!
01:04:39Kumbaya.
01:04:41How did you do that?
01:04:43Vic, Vic, Vic.
01:04:45I'm Rafe, Rafe, Rafe.
01:04:47All right, whoever.
01:04:49I just know that this truck is gonna be mine sooner or later.
01:04:52No way.
01:04:54Tomorrow we make our last payment,
01:04:56and it's so long forever, Sweeney.
01:04:58Yeah, and when you don't...
01:05:00No chance.
01:05:02This time we're using our brains.
01:05:07Well, then, knowing you guys,
01:05:09I'm about to get lucky.
01:05:19Ha, ha, ha!
01:05:30Tell me you weren't driving.
01:05:42Ha, ha!
01:05:49Ha, ha!
01:05:55Need a lift?
01:05:57Two? Two? Two?
01:05:59Huh? Two riders?
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:13You're in trouble, Porky.
01:06:16I'm gonna ask you once, Farber.
01:06:18Did she say where she was going?
01:06:20I swear, Dr. Berger, she didn't say.
01:06:22I swear it. I swear to God.
01:06:24I swear. I swear. I swear to God.
01:06:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:06:28I'm not gonna torture you.
01:06:30I just want you to work with me on this.
01:06:32Yes, sir, sir.
01:06:34Now, can you tap into her files?
01:06:36Oh, no. That'd be impossible.
01:06:38She's got secret passwords,
01:06:40private access code, and a tamper program.
01:06:42You wouldn't want me to have to tell your parents
01:06:44you're still wetting your bed, would you, Farber?
01:06:48You wouldn't really tell, would you?
01:06:50Get into her files, Mitchell.
01:06:56Get the plane ready. I'm going to L.A.
01:06:58A little twerp cracked like an egg.
01:07:13That thing she invented is worth a lot of money, huh?
01:07:16You could buy a fleet of trucks with what it's worth.
01:07:19Sounds good.
01:07:21Yeah, but the trick is not selling out
01:07:23in what you believe in in order to get it.
01:07:25I know that.
01:07:27Holly's a stubborn girl.
01:07:29I just wonder if all this is worth it.
01:07:31Always be true to thine own heart.
01:07:34The mountains will fall and seas shall part.
01:07:37Rafe, that's beautiful.
01:07:40Rafe, that's beautiful.
01:07:42St. Augustine? Pius the Philosopher?
01:07:44No.
01:07:46Schwarzenegger and Conan the Barbarian.
01:07:56Well, here we go.
01:07:58This time it's our ship.
01:08:06Holly was lucky she met the right two people.
01:08:08Well, I wasn't so sure at first.
01:08:10You know, we got this thing about...
01:08:12I know, you got this thing about riders being bad luck.
01:08:14Yeah.
01:08:16I want you to pass him or to nail him.
01:08:18Pass him. Pass him.
01:08:20Pass him.
01:08:22Pass him!
01:08:33So what about me?
01:08:35Am I bad luck?
01:08:38Watch out!
01:08:56They're back!
01:09:08We got company on the left.
01:09:10Company on the right.
01:09:16Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:09:18Baby!
01:09:20I can make it. I can beat the train.
01:09:28Already.
01:09:30Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:09:32Hold on tight.
01:09:34Hold on tight.
01:09:46Now, hold on tight.
01:09:49I'll raise the gate.
01:09:56Uh-oh.
01:10:05Does that thing work on a train?
01:10:07Only if it's electric, and this one isn't.
01:10:09Shit!
01:10:10Sorry.
01:10:11The shit applies!
01:10:14They're stopping for the train! Hold your fire!
01:10:16Hold your fire.
01:10:20Hold this.
01:10:22You're all mine now.
01:10:28Why did I still get that one?
01:10:38Move your tracks, Diggs-Deebler!
01:10:40You hear all the tracks?
01:10:41They're all yours!
01:10:43Perfect.
01:10:44Well, they cannot grab the girl.
01:10:46Perfect?
01:10:48That's a truckload of toxic waste about to be hit by a train.
01:10:51It's still working!
01:10:53Come on, Eddie.
01:10:56Out of here.
01:10:57Uh, see you, Eddie.
01:10:59Get out of the track!
01:11:01Are you crazy?
01:11:02Yeah!
01:11:05Toxic waste.
01:11:08I may be big, but I'm not stupid.
01:11:11Emergency! Get out of here!
01:11:17Oh, my God!
01:11:18Chicken bones!
01:11:19Chicken bones!
01:11:20Chicken bones!
01:11:24Chicken bones!
01:11:25No!
01:11:37Post!
01:11:38Piece of cake.
01:11:39Chicken bone every time!
01:11:44Don't just stand there!
01:11:46Fix my what, you pig beans?
01:11:49Come on!
01:11:50Fix it!
01:11:54Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed.
01:11:56Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
01:11:59Then one day when shooting for some food,
01:12:01up from the ground came a bubbling crude.
01:12:04Boy, that is black old Texas tea.
01:12:07Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
01:12:10The kid folks said, Jed, move away from town.
01:12:12They said, California's the place you ought to be.
01:12:14So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills.
01:12:17There it is, swimming pools, movie stars.
01:12:30Are you all right?
01:12:33Yeah, now.
01:12:34All right, break it up, you two.
01:12:36Come on.
01:12:37Hey.
01:12:38Guys, this is Griffith.
01:12:39This is Ray.
01:12:40Hey, Rebecca.
01:12:41Hey, how you doing?
01:12:42Dr. Marsh.
01:12:43Nice to meet you.
01:12:44Ray, how you doing?
01:12:45Are you a genius, too?
01:12:46Heard a lot about you.
01:12:47We gotta get going.
01:12:48Come on, we gotta go.
01:12:49Listen, guys, thanks a lot.
01:12:51I couldn't have done it without you.
01:12:55So long, kid.
01:12:56So long.
01:12:59Take care.
01:13:00Take it easy, champ, okay?
01:13:01Yeah, you too.
01:13:02I'm gonna miss you.
01:13:03Thanks, guys.
01:13:04Take it easy.
01:13:05Hi, here.
01:13:06You're gonna lose your truck.
01:13:07Hey, no sweat.
01:13:08The clock says we got two and a half hours to make it,
01:13:10and the dock's only 30 minutes from here.
01:13:12Wait, guys, if you don't have to be there till 9,
01:13:14why don't you stay and have dinner?
01:13:15What are you having?
01:13:16A nine.
01:13:17It's due at 7.
01:13:19It's 6.30 right now, Ray.
01:13:27The follow-up clock followed up.
01:13:36Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good.
01:13:38Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.
01:13:40Yogi Berra, Tom McGraw, start it up.
01:13:44Oh, my God!
01:13:46Here, guys.
01:13:47You may need this.
01:13:49What do I do with this?
01:13:50Let's go.
01:13:56What am I supposed to do with this thing?
01:13:58If you want to change a red light to green,
01:14:00press three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:14:04Green, press three, three, six.
01:14:06Three, three, six, what?
01:14:08Reach me.
01:14:09How do I know?
01:14:10Come on.
01:14:14Come on, buddy.
01:14:19Come on, buddy.
01:14:20Okay, guys, you ready?
01:14:21Three, three, six, one.
01:14:35Yeah!
01:14:43Okay, ready?
01:14:44Three, three, six, two.
01:14:47Yes, yes, let's go!
01:14:49Let's go!
01:15:02We got company, Dick.
01:15:04Don't worry about it.
01:15:05You're with Big Dick.
01:15:10Take that!
01:15:14And that!
01:15:20And that!
01:15:25We're not going to make the light, Dick.
01:15:27What?
01:15:28Three, three, six, four.
01:15:29Three, three, six, five.
01:15:31We did it!
01:15:33Chicken bone every time.
01:15:39Well, we got ten minutes to go, 15 minutes to spare.
01:15:45Breaker, breaker, breaker, breaker.
01:15:48It's Big Mitchell Farber.
01:15:50Who?
01:15:51Holly.
01:15:52Holly, you there?
01:15:56What's your handle, little buddy?
01:15:58Mitchell?
01:15:59Is Holly there?
01:16:02Mitchell, this is Dr. Marsh.
01:16:03What's going on?
01:16:04Oh, hi, Dr. Marsh.
01:16:06Where's Holly?
01:16:07We took her to her boyfriend's house.
01:16:08Why?
01:16:09Uh-oh.
01:16:10What's uh-oh, Mitchell?
01:16:12Don't be mad.
01:16:13Breaker made me tell.
01:16:14He's supposed to be at her boyfriend's any minute.
01:16:16Mitchell!
01:16:17Oh, boy.
01:16:18Mitchell!
01:16:1910-4, 10-4, over and out.
01:16:25We're almost there, girls.
01:16:28Maybe she's all right.
01:16:31There's probably nothing we can do anyway.
01:16:33Agree?
01:16:36Agree.
01:16:43Come on, Holly, he's got to be worth more than that.
01:16:47I swear it, Bruckner.
01:16:49I gave it to the truckers.
01:16:51Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to believe
01:16:53that you would trust your most prized possession
01:16:55to a couple of idiots.
01:16:57I need that device!
01:17:01Understand me?
01:17:03I have no choice.
01:17:05Now, you're a smart girl, Holly.
01:17:07Which would you rather be?
01:17:09Rich or dead?
01:17:12Please, Dr. Bruckner.
01:17:14That's not an answer.
01:17:18Cut him, Irving.
01:17:28Is this what you want, Berker?
01:17:30It's Bruckner.
01:17:32Let them go, and you can have it.
01:17:35Just give me that, or they die.
01:17:37I'll crush the damn thing.
01:17:39I'll crush the damn thing.
01:17:41Or don't you think I'm strong enough?
01:17:44He lifts weights.
01:17:50Let them go.
01:17:55Oh, hello, Irene.
01:17:59Hey, Irving, stop her!
01:18:01Stop her!
01:18:08Oh, Irving.
01:18:17Hold it!
01:18:20I guess I'm not as smart as I thought I was.
01:18:23I took this to stop people from being killed.
01:18:27Instead, I...
01:18:29I almost got some very good people hurt.
01:18:34Dr. Bruckner, this device means everything to me.
01:18:40But if you want it, you can have it.
01:18:45It's all yours.
01:18:47Hey!
01:18:53Holly, Holly, Holly!
01:18:57This is gonna go on your transcript, you know.
01:19:04Bruckner.
01:19:06It's nice to see you again.
01:19:08We've come to collect our down payment.
01:19:11I guess an I.O.U. would be out of the question.
01:19:14Let's get in the car, Doctor.
01:19:17I've always wanted to be tall.
01:19:19You know, I've got a terrific condo in Bermuda.
01:19:22You guys are welcome to timeshare with me.
01:19:24No, no, no, after you.
01:19:26Get in.
01:19:28I'm sorry.
01:19:54I'm sorry.
01:20:07Nice working with you, boys.
01:20:12Yahoo!
01:20:25You're just gonna let it go?
01:20:28It's too late. Couldn't afford it anyway.
01:20:32So unlucky.
01:20:34Seven years of hard work down the drain.
01:20:39I knew we'd never own that truck.
01:20:42We screwed up.
01:20:44Come on, you guys know better than that.
01:20:46Hey, don't even try.
01:20:49Okay, fine.
01:20:51You want to know the truth?
01:20:53At first I did think you guys were a couple of idiots.
01:20:56I tried to take advantage of you.
01:20:59Then you risked your lives for me.
01:21:03You risked your dreams.
01:21:06That's not being idiots.
01:21:08That's being heroes.
01:21:11Look, I don't care.
01:21:13Just think whatever you want to think.
01:21:18But if it means anything...
01:21:21I really love you.
01:21:29Give me a wave.
01:21:33If anyone's a screw-up here, it's me.
01:21:36I'll never be able to build another device like that.
01:21:40What, this?
01:21:43Where did you get that?
01:21:45You gave it to me.
01:21:47Then what did I just break?
01:21:49A souvenir from the No Town Motel.
01:21:53You are a genius.
01:21:58Can somebody please tell me what's going on here?
01:22:00Now go over there and kiss your boyfriend.
01:22:04I hate the mushy part.
01:22:06Oh, good.
01:22:08Good job.
01:22:10Good job, Vic.
01:22:12Why don't you at least let the people see how the movie ends?
01:22:14Sorry.
01:22:18Slow down.
01:22:20Slow down.
01:22:22Slow down.
01:22:24Slow down.
01:22:26Slow down.
01:22:28Slow down.
01:22:30Slow down.
01:22:33Slow down.
01:22:35Slow down.
01:22:37Slow down.
01:22:39Slow down.
01:22:41Slow down.
01:22:43Slow down.
01:22:45Slow down.
01:22:47Slow down.
01:22:49Slow down.
01:22:51Slow down.
01:22:53Slow down.
01:22:55Slow down.
01:22:57Slow down.
01:22:59Ah!
01:23:05Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good.
01:23:07Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.
01:23:09Yogi Berra, talk McGor, start her up.
01:23:11Kumbaya!
01:23:14Baby!
01:23:21Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9.
01:23:23Looking for double trouble.
01:23:25Go ahead, Breaker. Hey, Holly, is that you?
01:23:2710-4, listen up.
01:23:29I just sold 300 more units of the TS-4000.
01:23:31You should be getting another check any day now.
01:23:33Hey, good going, Einstein.
01:23:35Hey, thanks again for the truck, man.
01:23:37She's running great.
01:23:39Yeah, well, don't forget to check the drivetrain bypass valves I installed.
01:23:41Yeah, right.
01:23:43And the alternator has a high-torque sequencing lever that needs to be adjusted every 3,000 miles.
01:23:45She's a genius.
01:23:47She really is a genius.
01:23:49A pain, but a genius.
01:23:57She's a genius.
01:23:59A pain, but a genius.
01:24:01A pain, but a genius.
01:24:03A pain, but a genius.
01:24:05A pain, but a genius.
01:24:07A pain, but a genius.
01:24:09A pain, but a genius.
01:24:11A pain, but a genius.
01:24:13A pain, but a genius.
01:24:15A pain, but a genius.
01:24:17A pain, but a genius.
01:24:19A pain, but a genius.
01:24:21A pain, but a genius.
01:24:23A pain, but a genius.
01:24:25A pain, but a genius.
01:24:27A pain, but a genius.
01:24:29A pain, but a genius.
01:24:31A pain, but a genius.
01:24:33A pain, but a genius.
01:24:35A pain, but a genius.
01:24:37A pain, but a genius.
01:24:39A pain, but a genius.
01:24:41A pain, but a genius.
01:24:43A pain, but a genius.
01:24:45A pain, but a genius.
01:24:47A pain, but a genius.
01:24:49A pain, but a genius.
01:24:51A pain, but a genius.
01:24:53A pain, but a genius.
01:24:55A pain, but a genius.
01:24:57A pain, but a genius.
01:24:59A pain, but a genius.
01:25:01A pain, but a genius.
01:25:03A pain, but a genius.
01:25:05A pain, but a genius.
01:25:07A pain, but a genius.
01:25:09A pain, but a genius.
01:25:11A pain, but a genius.
01:25:13A pain, but a genius.
01:25:15A pain, but a genius.
01:25:17A pain, but a genius.
01:25:19A pain, but a genius.
01:25:21A pain, but a genius.
01:25:23A pain, but a genius.
01:25:25A pain, but a genius.
01:25:27A pain, but a genius.
01:25:29A pain, but a genius.
01:25:31A pain, but a genius.
01:25:33A pain, but a genius.
01:25:35A pain, but a genius.
01:25:37A pain, but a genius.
01:25:39A pain, but a genius.
01:25:41A pain, but a genius.
01:25:43A pain, but a genius.
01:25:45A pain, but a genius.
01:25:47A pain, but a genius.
01:25:50You've got to play fair.
01:25:53No doubt about it.
01:25:55To be the cream of the crop,
01:25:57you've got to rise to the top.
01:25:59You want to do it right,
01:26:01you're gonna have to learn to fight.
01:26:03You wanna go where no man
01:26:05has ever gone before.
01:26:07You want your name in gold
01:26:09above the office door.
01:26:11Play fair.
01:26:13No doubt about it.
01:26:15You've got to play fair.
01:26:17No doubt about it.
01:26:19From Iron Mike to Joe Montana,
01:26:21Eric Jordan, Willie Mace,
01:26:23Michael Jackson and Madonna,
01:26:25all majestic in their ways.
01:26:27From JFK to Martin Luther,
01:26:29Eddie Murphy and Ali,
01:26:31Sly Stallone and Schwarzenegger,
01:26:33don't forget the Big B.
01:26:35Who's that? You and me.
01:26:37Win, win.
01:26:39You've got to win, win.
01:26:43To be the best you can,
01:26:47you've got to understand
01:26:49the message that we have
01:26:51to be the best of the best.