Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 15 I Was Made To Love You
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 15 I Was Made To Love You
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00:00Mori isn't a demon. She's a god.
00:03Tell me where the key is.
00:07We had to hide the key.
00:09Maybe humans sent it to you.
00:13Don.
00:14I know you got a lot on your mind.
00:16You decide you want to let me in on any of it.
00:20You let me know.
00:22Buffy's like nobody else in the world.
00:25But she doesn't love me.
00:28They want me back, Buffy.
00:29Are you going?
00:31I don't know.
00:32We can't work this out.
00:34This is goodbye?
00:38Harley!
00:45There's something that you need to know about Don.
00:48Why does everybody start acting all weird when I'm around?
00:51They had to be certain the Slayer would protect it with her life.
00:56So they sent the key to her in the form of a sister.
01:03Is this fun?
01:04What did you do?
01:05I'm not the key.
01:07I'm not real.
01:09You're the key.
01:10Go.
01:11Before she finds you.
01:12She's here!
01:14I love you.
01:16The only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
01:20I want you out.
01:22I want you out of this town.
01:23I want you off this planet.
01:25You don't come near me, my friends, or my family again.
01:29Ever. Understand?
01:42Spike!
01:44Spike wants me!
01:46How obscene is that?
01:48It is very strange.
01:49I can't imagine what he's thinking.
01:52Not that you're not going to attract him.
01:56I feel gross, you know, like...
01:58Like dirty.
02:01That's ridiculous.
02:02You can't be responsible for what Spike thinks or feels.
02:05Aren't I responsible?
02:07I mean, something about me had to make him feel that, right?
02:11Something that made him say,
02:12Woof, that's the one for me!
02:18I think you should perhaps calm down a little.
02:20Me too.
02:22Oh, Puffy Xander, I'm...
02:25I'm sorry, I got...
02:27I guess I got carried away. Are you okay?
02:30I'm alive.
02:32I can tell because of the pain.
02:35Do you want to sit down?
02:37I'm not that bendy.
02:39I could lean.
02:41I'll get some ice.
02:45Here.
02:51Comfy?
02:52Oh, yeah. This leaning, this is the stuff.
02:58So that's my secret to attracting men.
03:00You know, it's simple, really.
03:02You slap them around a bit, you torture them,
03:04you make their lives a living hell, and...
03:06Buff.
03:07Sure, the nice guys, they'll run away,
03:09but every now and then you'll come across a real prince of a guy like Spike
03:13who gets off on it.
03:15Buffy, stand me up.
03:20Oh.
03:25The problem is not you.
03:27Don't do this to yourself, please.
03:30I just...
03:33I just want to know that there's going to be another good one.
03:36One that I won't chase away.
03:39There will be.
03:41Promise. He's out there. He can come along any minute.
03:44Yeah, and the minute after that I can terrify him
03:47with my alarming strength and remarkable self-involvement.
03:50What? I don't think you're like that.
03:54Maybe I could change.
03:56You know, I could... I could work harder.
03:59I could spend less time slang.
04:01I could laugh at his jokes.
04:03I mean, men like that, right? The joke laughing at?
04:06Or maybe you can just be Buffy,
04:08he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
04:12Xander, that's...
04:16Oh.
04:20This is the day you choose to hug me?
04:25Buffy?
04:26Mm-hmm.
04:28You ever think maybe the reason you haven't found a great relationship on the Hellmouth
04:32is because it's a Hellmouth?
04:35Seems to me it's a pretty terrible place to try to build anything.
04:39Hmm.
05:05Thank you for picking me up.
05:07Thank you for picking me up. I'm very grateful for the ride.
05:10Are you sure you want to get out here?
05:12I mean, this place is kind of...
05:15What are you looking for in Sunnydale, anyway?
05:19True love.
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09:30Willow's good with all that computer stuff, but me not so much.
09:33Do you really understand all that?
09:35No.
09:36Well, at first it was confusing.
09:38Just the idea of computers was like, whoa, I'm eleven hundred years old.
09:43I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
09:47Well, I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad.
09:50It's depressing.
09:52But you have to try online trading.
09:54It's great.
09:56The secret is avoiding the tech companies everyone was jumping on
10:00and going with the smaller firms that supply the basic components.
10:06Anyway, I took the money from working for Giles, and I tripled it.
10:11Tripled?
10:12Like, first money, then money, money, money?
10:15Yes.
10:16I'm thinking about buying something very expensive.
10:19Maybe an antelope.
10:20Hi.
10:24Hi.
10:25I'm looking for Warren.
10:26Do you know where Warren is?
10:27And if you do, could you tell me?
10:30I don't think we know a Warren.
10:33Well, all righty.
10:34No harm in asking.
10:35Thanks.
10:39Hi.
10:40Do you know Warren?
10:41I need to find him.
10:42Sorry.
10:44You can do all this stuff with a regular computer?
10:47I'll show you.
10:49You can also see the website I designed for the magic shop.
10:52There's a huge photo of me.
11:08How are you doing?
11:09Having all the fun?
11:10You know, I am.
11:12Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy.
11:17I think I liked it better when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
11:22I let them do that.
11:24Dance together.
11:26That was me.
11:27Very nice of you.
11:29You're good, Dean.
11:31Yes.
11:32I'm expecting a big karmic reward any second now.
11:45Whatever.
12:09Buffy.
12:12Ben!
12:13Hey.
12:14I didn't even know you were here.
12:15And again with the non-medical clothing.
12:18Well, actually, these are orthopedic pants.
12:22Man, that sounded so funny in my head.
12:30It's very, very funny.
12:32It's funny in my head, too.
12:36Having a good time?
12:37Yeah, I am.
12:39I was dancing earlier and, you know, my friends are here.
12:41It's so cool.
12:42But, I mean, not that it's all about me.
12:45Are you enjoying yourself?
12:48I am now.
12:51So, um, do you maybe want to dance?
12:59I'm not really good with rhythm.
13:03Sure, I'd love to.
13:06Let me just dump this.
13:07I'll be right back.
13:08Okay.
13:17Look at those tiny green patties.
13:19They're woven.
13:21That's craftsmanship.
13:26They aren't hand-woven, you know.
13:30Then how?
13:32Well, it's a machine.
13:35And it's sort of, it presses.
13:41And there may be a mold of some sort.
13:46Who's that?
13:50Warren?
13:53Oh, that girl.
13:55Tara and I met her.
13:57She speaks with a strange evenness and selects her words a shade too precisely.
14:01Well, some of us like that kind of thing in a girl.
14:05Warren?
14:10Hi, did you get me a drink?
14:11Gotta go.
14:12She's going to see me.
14:13She who?
14:14What's up, Warren?
14:15It doesn't matter.
14:16Come on.
14:19Is Warren here?
14:23I thought you were getting the Frenchies.
14:25Jenner got hypnotized by the strange girl.
14:27I am remaining calm, however.
14:30No, I'm right with you.
14:32You don't know what you're talking about.
14:34You should come.
14:36I heard that Warren was here.
14:38Is Warren here?
14:39Um, Warren who?
14:42He's Warren, and he's looking for me.
14:46He lost me.
14:54Is Warren here?
14:56It's that girl again.
14:57She's still looking for Warren?
14:59Weird, it's been like all day.
15:02There's something strange about her.
15:04She talks funny.
15:07Some men find that appealing.
15:10Have you guys seen Warren?
15:12Let's hope she finds him.
15:14Somehow I don't think a girl that looks like that's going to be lonely for too long.
15:18Definitely not.
15:21Well, not me.
15:23I was just saying, a pretty girl like that, there's always someone lurking around looking for some action.
15:43Small world.
15:46Oh, dear.
15:48Looks good steak.
15:51Hey, fun fact, I'm patrolling for your next ex.
15:57I've got to say, you could do better.
16:01I told you I wouldn't.
16:03I thought I was going to leave town.
16:05It's a free country.
16:08Free party.
16:11If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
16:20Hands away from me.
16:40Was that guy bothering you?
16:42Should I offer to get inappropriately violent or something?
16:47No.
16:49Because, honestly, I don't want to.
16:56So, are you ready to dance?
16:59Um, first...
17:02What's that?
17:03Oh, yeah, my phone number.
17:06I was going to try to subtly work it into the conversation, but it didn't pan out.
17:11And I thought I should try to give it to you before you see me dance.
17:22You know, in case you want to get coffee.
17:31Um, I just...
17:33I think you should know that I...
17:36I kind of have this bad history in which, you know, we go get coffee and, well, it all ends with you leaving town.
17:45And you just got here and everything's...
17:47Apparently, we'd be risking a tragic chain reaction, but I just really like coffee.
17:55I think coffee might be worth it.
17:59And I would like to get to know coffee better.
18:07Then I'll call you.
18:17Have you seen Warren?
18:19No, sorry.
18:20And who are you, Dolan?
18:23I'm April.
18:26I'm looking for my fella.
18:28Maybe he just found me.
18:30Really? Where?
18:38Oh.
18:40Hey! Hey! Hey!
18:43That would be wrong! You're not my boyfriend!
18:59Bloody hell! He threw me through a window!
19:05What's that about?
19:08You cannot make those suggestions to me. I have a boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend.
19:13You know what? My bleeding sympathies to Warren.
19:21No one but Warren can touch me.
19:25Excuse me. Hi.
19:28Maybe you and I could talk, you know?
19:31Because throwing Spike through a window, that's really good.
19:36But, you know, generally...
19:38Do you know my boyfriend?
19:41Okay, I think you need to take a second and stop looking for your boyfriend.
19:48We have to find him!
19:55If I hurt you just now, I'm sorry.
19:59And I hope that your boyfriend will take good care of you.
20:10Ow. I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super strong little women who aren't mean.
20:16At least you didn't do too much damage.
20:18Are you kidding? Double-glazed glass ain't cheap.
20:21And the jam needs to be completely repaired.
20:24Oh, dear God, I'm the grown-up who sees the world through my job.
20:28I'm like my Uncle Dave the plumber. I must be shunned.
20:32Okay. So, what do you guys think she is?
20:36I mean, this may sound nuts, but I kind of got the impression that she was a...
20:40Robot.
20:42Oh, yeah, a robot.
20:44Yeah, I was gonna say robot. What do you think she wants?
20:47Warren. Whoever that is.
20:49It's gotta be the guy that built her.
20:51It's an unusual name. There's hardly any except Warren Beatty and, you know, President Harding.
20:58It's probably not either of them.
21:01Will, can you track down this guy with only a first name?
21:04Given enough time.
21:06I can get a list of the Sunnydale students named Warren tonight,
21:10but then we'll have to call them or go to their dorms,
21:14so we probably can't start narrowing it down till tomorrow.
21:18She could do a lot of damage by then.
21:21To who? Spike? See how vigorously I don't care.
21:25She was looking for this Warren, but it didn't sound like she wanted to hurt him.
21:29She said he's her boyfriend.
21:31I agree. I'm not sure this is a code red.
21:34Is there a code pink? We need more codes.
21:37Okay. We'll track down Warren tomorrow.
21:40Tonight I better go back and rescue Giles.
21:43He's been watching Don while my mom's out on her date,
21:46and I have a feeling there's only so much he can take.
21:49Oh, Giles and Donnie? I bet they ended up having a blast.
21:53Dear God, Buffy, there's only so much I can take.
21:56We're going to have to change the system.
21:58A 14-year-old's too old to be babysitting. It's not fair on her.
22:03What'd she make you do?
22:05Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music,
22:08sung by people chosen for their ability to dance.
22:11Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.
22:15Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.
22:18But if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time Buffy party night
22:22involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window.
22:26So if you want to trade... no weight,
22:30I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.
22:33Robot? Sounds interesting.
22:36We're going to work on it in the morning.
22:38I mean, unless you want to stay for a while and then you and I could...
22:40Who wants to hear everything?
22:43Listen to my mom talk about boys.
22:46Right. Must go. See you tomorrow. Bye, Josh.
22:49Bye, Rupert.
22:54Gosh, I'd forgotten how much fun dating can be.
22:57I don't know. I was standing right here.
23:00I didn't see Prince Charming. I didn't even see a goodnight kiss.
23:04It all looked pretty tame to me.
23:07I suppose by your standards, it could seem pretty...
23:11Oh, dear. What?
23:14I left my bra in his car.
23:17Mother! I'm joking.
23:20Good God, that's horrible. Don't do that.
23:24I left it in the restaurant.
23:27No more! No more! No more!
23:30On the dessert cart. I can't hear you.
23:34Yeah? What?
23:37Hi. Does Warren live here?
23:40What the hell? What are you doing? It's 3.30.
23:44Yes, it is. Does Warren live here?
23:52Okay, then. Bye.
24:03Bye.
24:20Are you certain she was a robot? Absolutely.
24:23She practically had genuine molded plastic stamped on her ass.
24:29Just trying a little spicy talk.
24:32I was looking for someone named Warren.
24:35Will's already checked the Sunnydale enrollment. And got nothing.
24:39I found one Warren, but he moved out of the country a year ago.
24:42I'm checking nearby schools.
24:45Whoever he is, he knows his stuff.
24:48That girl, well...
24:51That was a nice-looking girl.
24:54It's okay for him to say that,
24:57because I know that he really loves me only.
25:00You know what the rest of us can be doing?
25:03What can we do? Do you have any books on robots?
25:06Oh, yes, doesn't.
25:09There's an enormous amount of research we should do before no one like.
25:12I've got a squad. I'd just like to see Xander squirm.
25:17Funny. Charming and funny.
25:20Hey, I think I found him.
25:23Warren Mears.
25:26He went to Sunnydale High with us for a semester.
25:29He went to Tech College over in Dutton.
25:32I've got a local address where his folks still live.
25:35He's probably home for spring break.
25:38Well, I'll go talk to him.
25:41No, no, no, no, wait. We don't know what you're walking into.
25:44We have no idea what his motive is for building this thing.
25:47Um, don't you think she's just...
25:50Yeah, she's just sort of a...
25:53She's a sex bot.
25:56Well, Ray doesn't dream about that.
25:59Beautiful girl with no other thought but to please you.
26:02Willing to do anything.
26:11There's too many girls.
26:14I miss Oz. He'd get it.
26:17He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.
26:20Why would anyone do that if they could have a real live person?
26:23Maybe he couldn't find a real person.
26:26Oh, come on. The guy's just a big wedge of sleaze.
26:29Don't make excuses for him.
26:32I'm not. I'm just saying people get lonely.
26:35Maybe having someone around,
26:38even someone you made up,
26:41maybe it's easier.
26:44But it's so weird.
26:47I mean, everyone wants a nice, normal person to, you know, share with,
26:50but this guy, if he couldn't find that,
26:53I guess it's kind of sad.
27:20Hello?
27:23Hey, Ben, it's Buffy.
27:26Is this a bad time? I know it's kind of early.
27:29No, I just...
27:32I just got in, is all.
27:35Night shift at the hospital. I'm glad you called.
27:38Well, I found your number in my pocket,
27:41and I thought I'd give it to you.
27:44I'm sorry.
27:47Well, I found your number in my pocket,
27:50and, you know, I figured I'd pick up the phone a couple times
27:53and then hang up and then finally call
27:56and see if maybe you wanted to get that cup of coffee or...
27:59Yeah, yes.
28:02Coffee would be great.
28:05Tomorrow night. Sure.
28:08Bye.
28:18Fine.
28:27But we just got here.
28:30If you don't want to be here, why didn't we just stay in Dutton?
28:33Or we could have gone to my sister's.
28:36Katrina, I don't want to hear about your sister's place again.
28:39Pack your stuff now. By the rush. It's real early.
28:42Are we even going to say goodbye to your mom?
28:45Warren, is something going on you don't want me to see?
28:48Katrina, if you don't want to pack, that's fine.
28:51We can buy new stuff. Now let's just go.
28:58I have to talk to you.
29:01Who's this?
29:04Is this about her? Yes. Her who?
29:07Warren, something's going on here. Strange girls?
29:10Katrina, please, be quiet, okay? This is important.
29:13Wait in the kitchen. And I'm not important?
29:16Warren, just tell her to go away. I can't.
29:19You're keeping secrets from me, other girls, and who knows what else.
29:23Katrina, shut up.
29:26That's it. Forget it, Warren. I'm gone.
29:29No, Katrina.
29:34My name is Buffy Summers. We were at Sunnydale High together.
29:37Do you know who I am? Yes, I know.
29:40April, did she hurt someone?
29:43Not yet. Well, no one that matters.
29:46She's looking for me, you know. She followed me here.
29:49Okay, I kind of figured that out.
29:52There's more. There's something you need to know about her.
29:55I know. No, wait. This is important.
29:58Believe me, I worked it out.
30:01No, this is something that you can't possibly know.
30:05She's a robot.
30:08Uh-huh.
30:16A robot? Really?
30:19Was it Ted? Because they always said there could have been more than one of him.
30:22Nope. A whole new robot. This one was a girl.
30:25Buffy's busy tracking down the guy that made her, so I'll drop you off at school.
30:28And if it's not finished, then...
30:31Coming through! Coming through!
30:34Fire! Fire!
30:40Hello.
30:43What's going on, then?
30:46Spark?
30:49You're not welcome here.
30:52Yeah, and by the way, we're working on a way to de-invite you from here.
30:55Even if it is a public place.
30:58Nah, forget it.
31:01Letting him in is good, because then we get to toss him out.
31:04Ooh, can we throw him out the window like the robot did?
31:07Because that was neat.
31:10Robot? That's what she was?
31:13Knew something wasn't right.
31:16Hey. Someone's glad to see me.
31:19Aren't you, little bit?
31:22Stay away from me.
31:25You'd better go.
31:28Okay, now... I was afraid of this.
31:31Misrepresentations,
31:34misunderstandings, slurs and allegations.
31:37I don't know what Buffy told you,
31:40but the thing is, Slayer and I work together,
31:43side by side, to get rid of Drew,
31:46who's up to no good, and I don't like telling...
31:49Spark, listen to me.
31:53She might have said some things
31:56that sounded like I expressed some kind of...
32:03We are not your friends.
32:06We are not your way to Buffy.
32:11There is no way to Buffy.
32:17Clear out of here
32:20and Spark this thing.
32:23Get over it.
32:26I don't know what you mean.
32:29Yes, you do.
32:32Move the hell on.
32:51I'm looking for my boyfriend, Warren.
32:54What?
32:57He comes from here and I need him.
33:00But it's confusing and I've already walked a really long way.
33:03I'm sure he's nearby.
33:06Oh, Warren. You're looking for Warren?
33:09Yes. Do you know him? Do you know where he is?
33:12Let me think.
33:15Please think.
33:18Please think.
33:21Jeez, this is too bad. You just missed him.
33:24Yes? Where did he go?
33:27Warren? Uh, he headed out.
33:30That way. Hurry. You might catch him.
33:33Oh, thank you. I was getting very tired.
33:39Who's Warren?
33:42I don't know if I know.
33:45So you have girl troubles.
33:48They're not talking to you. You're not getting dates.
33:51You start thinking, hey, this isn't fair.
33:54Yeah, I mean, I felt like I deserved to have someone.
33:57You know, I mean, everyone deserves to have someone.
34:00So naturally you turned to manufacturing.
34:03Kind of.
34:06And how long did it take to build yourself that little toy?
34:09Oh, no. She's not a toy.
34:13Look, I'm sure she has many exciting labor-saving attachments.
34:16No. I made her to love me.
34:19I mean, she cares about what I care about,
34:22and she wants to be with me.
34:25She listens to me and supports me.
34:28I didn't make a toy. I made a girlfriend.
34:31A girlfriend.
34:34Are you saying...
34:37Are you in love with her?
34:40I really thought I would be.
34:43I mean, she's perfect.
34:46I don't know.
34:49I guess it was too easy and predictable.
34:52You know, she got boring.
34:55She was exactly what I wanted, and I didn't want her.
34:58I thought I was going crazy.
35:01Really? You?
35:04Then something happened.
35:07She's really funny and cool.
35:10You know, she's always giving me a hard time.
35:13Real unpredictable.
35:16She builds these little model monorails that run with magnets and...
35:19Anyway.
35:22I fell in love with Katrina.
35:25Well, romance and magnetic trains.
35:28But first you decided to take April out of the box,
35:31play with her for five minutes, and then what?
35:34Decided to dump her, tell her to go away?
35:37Kind of.
35:40And she got mad. She didn't go, huh?
35:43Okay, I didn't really dump her as much as I...
35:46went out and didn't come back.
35:49I left her. I left her in my dorm room.
35:52You left her in your dorm room?
35:55Well, I figured I could just kind of get away
35:58until her batteries gave up, which should have been days ago.
36:01Did you even tell her?
36:04I mean, did you even give her a chance to fix what was wrong?
36:07I didn't need to fix anything.
36:10I mean, her batteries were supposed to run down.
36:13Really, they should be completely dead by now.
36:16So why aren't they?
36:19I don't know. I mean, maybe she must be recharging them somehow.
36:22Warren, this is important. Is she dangerous?
36:25She's only programmed to be in love.
36:28And she's dangerous.
36:31Do you have any idea how to find her?
36:34Well, she's looking for me, so my guess is she's probably pretty close.
36:43Hi.
36:46Do you know where Warren is?
36:49I need to get to Warren.
36:52This is getting insane. How many of you are there?
36:55April.
36:58April. Fine. Listen up, April.
37:01Warren is my boyfriend. Mine.
37:04And you others probably ought to figure that out.
37:07Ow! Ow! Let go!
37:10Don't!
37:13You have to stay and tell the truth.
37:16Stop!
37:19You're lying.
37:22Is he your boyfriend?
37:25Say that he's my boyfriend.
37:28I can't. I can't breathe.
37:31Let go.
37:34You have to stop lying.
37:37All right, I'll move on.
37:40April!
37:43April, are you there?
37:46If the batteries are still working and she hears my voice, then she'll answer.
37:49She's voice activated?
37:52Well, I mean it so that if she heard me and she didn't answer,
37:55it causes this kind of feedback.
37:58Wait, you mean she can't hear you?
38:01No.
38:04If she doesn't answer, it causes this kind of feedback.
38:07Wait, if you call her and she doesn't answer, it hurts her?
38:10You're one creepy little dweeb, Warren.
38:13April!
38:16Warren!
38:19April. Where have you been?
38:22I couldn't find you, and this girl kept lying to me,
38:25and then she went to sleep.
38:35April, what did you do?
38:38Please don't be angry, Warren.
38:41I'm trying very hard to make you happy.
38:44April, I want you to put the girl down.
38:48Warren, what should I do?
38:51Talk to her.
38:54Well, put her down.
38:57Look, this is Buffy. Give Katrina to Buffy.
39:05Is she broken?
39:13She's alive.
39:16Warren, honey, what's going on?
39:19Why did you go away? Is it a game?
39:22No, no, this isn't a game.
39:25Did I do something wrong?
39:28I waited a long time, and you never came back. A long time.
39:31I gave you five sweaters.
39:34That's great. You could go back there and get them.
39:37Warren, you have to tell her, and do it right.
39:43What is she saying, Warren?
39:46What do you need to tell me?
39:51April, I made a mistake.
39:54You can't make mistakes.
39:57No, I did.
40:00I made you everything that I wanted,
40:03but it wasn't what I really wanted.
40:10I'm sorry, but it's over.
40:13But I can be whatever you want.
40:16I love you. I'll do whatever you want.
40:19Would you like a neck rub?
40:22No, see, I know that you love me,
40:25but the truth is, I can't love you.
40:28I know it's not your fault, but I don't love you.
40:34I love her!
40:40She growls? You made her so she growls?
40:43Well...
40:59What's going on?
41:02No, no, Phoenix! Get away!
41:15What is...
41:18That's a robot!
41:21She wasn't just for sex.
41:24Is that... Is that your ex-girlfriend?
41:27Now get the hell away from me!
41:30No, no, no, Trina! No, Trina, wait!
41:55No!
41:58I took my man.
42:01I'm going to kill you.
42:04I'm going to...
42:07I can't... I can't crush.
42:10I'm so tired.
42:17Warren? Where are you?
42:21What's happening to me?
42:31Can you cry?
42:34Sometimes I feel better when I cry.
42:37But there might be rust issues.
42:40Crying is blackmail. Good girlfriends don't cry.
42:43Oh.
42:46I've rechecked everything.
42:49I did everything I was supposed to do.
42:52I was a good girlfriend.
42:55I'm sure you were.
42:58I'm only supposed to love him.
43:01If I can't do that, what am I for?
43:04What do I exist for?
43:07I don't know.
43:10It isn't fair. He wasn't fair to you.
43:14It's getting dark.
43:17It's so early to be dark.
43:22Yeah.
43:25What if he comes back and he can't find me in the dark?
43:28I'm here.
43:31I'll make sure that he finds you.
43:37Maybe this is a girlfriend test.
43:40If I wait here patiently this time, he'll come back.
43:43I'm sure he will.
43:46And he'll...
43:49he'll tell you how sorry he is.
43:52You know, he told me...
43:55how proud he was of you
43:58and how impressed he was with how much you loved him
44:01and how you tried to help him.
44:04He didn't mean to hurt you.
44:08He didn't mean to hurt you.
44:11He's going to take me home
44:14and things will be right again.
44:17It'll be fine.
44:20When things are sad,
44:23you just have to be patient.
44:26Because...
44:31Because every cloud
44:34has a silver lining.
44:37And when life
44:40gives you lemons,
44:43make lemonade.
44:46Clouds and lemonade, huh?
44:49Yes.
44:52And...
44:55and...
44:58Things are always darkest
45:01before.
45:32Uh...
45:35See, you construct the wood jam
45:38and frame the glass into it
45:41and that's what you set into the opening.
45:44Yeah?
45:47One of the cool things about that, you see,
45:50is the jam can be shimmed to be square.
45:53And that's what you set into the opening.
45:56Yeah.
45:59The jam can be shimmed to be square,
46:02even if the opening isn't.
46:05Shimmed? Is that even a real word?
46:08Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
46:11Yeah, I do. Scary, isn't it?
46:14I think I've actually turned into someone you want around
46:17after a crazed robot attack.
46:20And if you ever start your own business,
46:23you have your slogan right there.
46:26Crazed.
46:29Yeah?
46:32She devoted everything to making this one person happy.
46:35And then it was like,
46:38with him gone, there was just no reason
46:41for her to exist anymore.
46:44Robots are the strangest people.
46:47No.
46:50People are the strangest people.
46:53Look at me obsessing about being with someone.
46:56It's like...
46:59I don't need a guy right now.
47:02I need me.
47:05I need to get comfortable being alone with Buffy.
47:08Well, I'll say this.
47:11She's a pretty cool person to be alone with.
47:23Hi.
47:26It's Buffy.
47:29I hope this is your machine.
47:32There wasn't a message.
47:35Anyway, about coffee.
47:38I just...
47:41I don't think this is the best time
47:44for me to be drinking coffee.
47:47Ah.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:53Bye.
47:56What the hell?
47:59If I may, Your Inconceivableness.
48:02It sounds to these humble ears
48:05like our Ben tried to make a date
48:08with the Slayer.
48:11A date with the Slayer?
48:14No, no.
48:17No, no.
48:20No, no, no.
48:23He is planning something.
48:26He's working against me.
48:29She turned us down?
48:32Trina?
48:35No, wait, listen.
48:38Listen, I'm so sorry.
48:41Yes, I am.
48:44I'll do anything.
48:47Just no, no, don't hang up.
48:56How did you get in here?
48:59Your mom let me in.
49:02I'm placing an order.
49:05Oh, no, no, I'm not making any more girls.
49:08Sure you are.
49:12You're gonna make a real good for me.
49:20Hey, Mom.
49:23Oh.
49:31Still a couple of guys getting it right.
49:37Hey, flower getting lady.
49:40Want me to pick Dawn up from school?
49:44Mom?
49:47What are you doing?
49:54Mom?
49:59Mom?
50:04Homie?
50:07Homie?
50:37Grr, argh.