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00:31Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:37Five comedians, naked as the day they were born,
00:41fighting to the death using primitive weapons.
00:44Sure, we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun.
00:49Let's welcome our warriors once again.
00:52Andy Zoltzmann!
00:55Baratunde Olajuwon!
00:57Emma Sidney!
01:00Jack Day!
01:02And Rosie Giles!
01:07And next to me, a man who doesn't know what colour his bedroom walls are
01:12because he's put so many posters of Howard from Take That on them.
01:16Hi, Lily! Hi!
01:24Are you ready for a viewer's favourite? It's Horne's Hot List.
01:31This is when I, Horne, say what's hot and what's not hot right now.
01:34Hot. Sweatbands. These guys are great.
01:38Not hot. Jeans. Come on, guys, it's not 1969 anymore.
01:43That was Horne's Hot List.
01:48They're very, very itchy, so I'm going to take them off.
01:51Well, they've done their job, haven't they?
01:53Yeah, we've got everyone going. They've created a great atmosphere.
01:56It's prize task time. Oh, yes.
01:59Aka the actual start of the show.
02:02Too right. We're creatures of habit, aren't we?
02:04Like nuns or something. And the category this week is...
02:08The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly.
02:11Poor old Greg has to judge them and give five points
02:14to his favourite serious object that looks quite silly.
02:16And at the end of the episode, the overall winner
02:19Back to you, Greg.
02:21Right, Baba. Hello. Hey.
02:23We're going to start with you this week. OK.
02:25You all right? I'm good.
02:29You've got a serious thing that's also silly?
02:31Yes, I have. This is what he's brought in.
02:33A serious thing that looks silly.
02:36I mean, come on, now, look at that.
02:38Like, back in the day when they used the Vikings
02:40and they, you know, began to, like, their little battles
02:42with their axes and stuff.
02:44If you showed up... All right, bear with me here.
02:46It's just a shit...
02:48It's just a shit fancy dress.
02:50If you showed up in Tottenham with a Viking hat,
02:53we'd kick your arse!
02:56OK, well, it's not on my bucket list.
03:00Emma, what have you brought in? A Comic Sans clock.
03:03Here it is.
03:07You know, you only have so much time, we're against the clock.
03:10I just think it's reasonably serious. Oh, in terms of life?
03:13Yes. That's serious. Right. Yeah.
03:16Comic Sans, that's a bit silly.
03:19I just don't know why you need to add, it's my daddy.
03:24That's a little bit more silly, isn't it?
03:27I'd say that's more serious, to be honest.
03:31I'll have to reflect on it, Emma, thank you. Thank you.
03:34Andy. Yes. Who's your daddy?
03:39Well, what I brought in, Greg,
03:41is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes.
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes?
03:51Guy Fawkes was someone who tried to blow up Parliament.
03:53Do you know how he was executed, Greg? I do.
03:55I've been in the room it happened in.
03:56No, I think it happened outside, didn't it?
03:58Oh, the execution? Yes.
04:00I've been in the room where he was tortured.
04:04So, basically, we're dealing with the brutality of humanity...
04:09Yeah. ..and we've turned it into something fun
04:11for the kids to do on the 5th of November.
04:13Very good.
04:14Hello, Jack. Hello. You all right? Yeah.
04:16You? Yes, I'm good.
04:19Enough of the small talk.
04:22What silly and serious thing have you brought in?
04:24I've brought in something which is serious,
04:26but I think it looks silly.
04:28It's an abseiling harness.
04:32So, you know when you see people, like, climbing
04:35and they think they're clever?
04:37But I don't, cos they're wearing one of those.
04:40And they just look silly. It looks like...
04:42I don't know why they think they're clever, do they?
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy.
04:48But it is serious, cos you need to wear one,
04:50cos it'll hold you if you fall.
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them think they're clever.
04:57And they're not, and I think we should discuss that more.
05:01And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah. Thanks, Jack. All right.
05:08Hello. Hello. You all right?
05:10Yeah, and you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, good.
05:14All right, then.
05:16OK.
05:17So, I've brought in my own coffin.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:27APPLAUSE
05:34Oh, that'll be lovely!
05:37Everyone crying. Yeah.
05:40Paying their respects.
05:43Fending down.
05:49Any questions? No, no.
05:52No, it's difficult, because I still don't really understand...
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy.
05:58Oh, well, that's just silly as well, you know, cheeky.
06:00Cheeky. It's cheeky! No, it is cheeky.
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky. Baba's has only got one.
06:05I'll give Baba one point.
06:07I'll give Emma two points.
06:09The clock gets two.
06:10I'll give Jack D three points.
06:12Safety equipment does look ridiculous.
06:14And then we're up to the big guns.
06:16Guy Fawkes. Oh, I'll give you this.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:21Guy Fawkes has had his day.
06:23He can have four points.
06:24And, of course, I will be honking if I lose.
06:27APPLAUSE
06:34OK, what's the first task proper, please, Alex?
06:37Well, it's something we haven't done before, Greg,
06:40and there are big points at stake.
06:42GASP
06:43DRAMATIC MUSIC
06:48MUSIC STOPS
06:52Oh. Hi, Jack.
06:54Hi, Alex.
06:55What are you wearing?
06:57Oh, this whole thing.
06:59Welcome.
07:01Hey!
07:02LAUGHTER
07:04Oh, hi.
07:06Emma? Yes, hi.
07:07You all right? Yeah. How are you?
07:10I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. Great.
07:15LAUGHTER
07:18Hello, Andy. Oh, hi, Alex.
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back, I think.
07:30Yeah. Yeah.
07:31Parents.
07:35I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before.
07:37Christmas? No.
07:39Weddings? No.
07:41OK. Postman's come.
07:44Right, erm...
07:47All right.
07:48Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task.
07:53This outfit?
07:54This outfit.
07:55This outfit?
07:56Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:58And your points will be doubled...
08:00Doubled.
08:01Doubled.
08:02..for that task.
08:03OK.
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over.
08:09Is there a right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it
08:14for a task that you do well in so that you can double your points.
08:18So, Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be.
08:20You have to decide before a task takes place
08:23that you want to wear this outfit. Right, OK.
08:25There are several different types of task in this show. Yeah.
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it. OK.
08:30This isn't actually a task, is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen.
08:34Yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
08:35It's still fun, though, Joe.
08:37Oh, it is. The fun never stops, as you can see.
08:39I'm having a ball.
08:41APPLAUSE
08:45We don't know what Alex is currently wearing,
08:47but Rose is quite right.
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents.
08:53LAUGHTER
08:54So, something to look forward to.
08:56Quite right.
08:57They can play their joker at any point across the rest of the series
09:00by putting on the mystery outfit.
09:02But for now, here's some more memorable fun.
09:05MUSIC PLAYS
09:14MUSIC STOPS
09:23Back in the weird lab. All right.
09:25Is this your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe.
09:32OK.
09:34Hi, Joe. Hi, Alex. You all right?
09:36Yeah, I'm OK.
09:38HE EXHALES
09:39OK.
09:41Prepared for everything? Yep.
09:43Got any new gloves?
09:45Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time.
09:49Right.
09:51Um, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one.
09:54Oh, yeah? Mm.
09:56It means this one counts double for you. Yeah.
09:58Whatever points you get. Yeah.
10:00So it's a big one.
10:03Remember these ten fine people.
10:06You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people.
10:11First memory wins.
10:15Your time starts now.
10:19OK, cool. Let's memorise these people, then.
10:22All right. Diana. She's got the blonde hair.
10:24Pearls.
10:26Issy Bandana.
10:28That's Gordo.
10:29I'm going to start... Trev looks good.
10:31Have you got a good memory, Joe?
10:33I'm going to... It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it.
10:37Dina, Dina, Dina.
10:39Issy, Dina, Issy.
10:42Yank Tank, Yank Tank, Yank Tank.
10:44What's your process for your... Ooh.
10:46Yank Tank.
10:47Blanket. Clown.
10:49Ah! OK.
10:51Grillsy.
10:53Is that real? Yes. OK.
10:55What's your method for remembering things, Jack?
10:57Try not to be distracted.
10:58Chisel. Chisel.
11:00Dina, Issy, Yank Tank.
11:03Kerdump!
11:05Kerdump!
11:07They're now in my memory house, in my memory castle.
11:10Right.
11:12Cool. I'm cool.
11:14I don't fancy my chances here.
11:16WHISTLE BLOWS
11:17Blanket. Ah!
11:18Please look at the camera.
11:20I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
11:23I got that sorted,
11:26but that's a shit dump.
11:30I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack.
11:33Do I start now? Why not?
11:35Dina.
11:36Issy.
11:37Yank Tank.
11:38The Yank Tank.
11:39Colonel.
11:40Blanket.
11:41Dina is the Yank Tank.
11:44Colonel!
11:47Blanket.
11:49Dora?
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:52There should have been a Dora.
11:53It looks like a Dora, don't you think?
11:55Grillsy.
11:56Chisel.
11:57Reggie.
11:58Trish.
11:59No? Never go with Trish, man.
12:01Trish. Let's go with Trish.
12:03I didn't talk to them.
12:05No, you didn't talk to them.
12:07Oh!
12:08This is, er, Issy.
12:10The bandage.
12:12I'm really screwed with her.
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Alf's way.
12:17Maybe she was called Tamsin.
12:19I think this one's Gordo.
12:21Gordo.
12:22Trish.
12:23True.
12:24Yeah, I can't remember these two.
12:26They've left the palace.
12:28I'm going to leave it at that. I think I've done all of them.
12:39Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:42No, I wasn't happy in it.
12:44I didn't think it looked any good.
12:46It felt tacky as well. It was cheap.
12:48Yeah. I think I pulled it off, though.
12:50I should say it was the first task
12:52immediately after being given the option.
12:55Straight in.
12:56You just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with.
12:59Get it over and done with, you know,
13:01and then you haven't got that to dread in the future.
13:04Rosie only did half the room,
13:06but I should also say that was only half the task.
13:09OK. It's break time.
13:11Try to fulfil these precious few minutes
13:13without using your smartphone.
13:15You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height.
13:18I've told you, the guy's five foot two.
13:20If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:26See you in a minute.
13:38Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:41It's the second part of the show
13:43and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge.
13:46Oh, poor old Greggie, but here we go.
13:48A new task and the introduction of our teams.
13:57ELECTRONIC MUSIC
14:03Hello. Andy.
14:06Good to see you. You too.
14:08Shall I?
14:10Well, we should do a little bit of small talk.
14:13Oh.
14:15Oh, hi, guys. Hi.
14:17What are you saying, bro?
14:19How you doing? I'm cool.
14:21Andy, this is Baba. Baba, this is Andy.
14:23Andy, why are you dressed like that?
14:25Hello.
14:27Hello.
14:29Are you all right? Yeah, yeah.
14:33Oh, hi.
14:35Hello. Hello.
14:37My name's Emma Siddy.
14:40Hello, Emma, Andy.
14:42How you doing, Baba? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
14:45Hello, Emma, this is Baba. Baba, this is Emma.
14:47Andy, this is Emma. Emma, this is Andy.
14:49That's everyone.
14:51One of you needs to open and read the task.
14:53Yeah, OK.
14:55Can you call him Jackie? Yeah.
14:57Oh, good.
14:59Become the best multi-headed creature.
15:02Your creature must prove they are the best
15:05by doing something impressive.
15:07Also, during that impressive thing,
15:09they must speak one word at a time
15:12and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
15:16You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
15:19Can anyone juggle?
15:21No. No. No.
15:23Absolutely not. All right.
15:25We could collect a lot of heads around the house, all right?
15:28It can be any heads. Dog's head.
15:30You see, that, I like what you're thinking there,
15:33cos it doesn't have to be a human head.
15:35Two multi-headed creatures of history.
15:37Oh, yeah. I don't mean too many of them, really.
15:39Hydra. Three-headed dog, god of the underworld.
15:42What do you do that's impressive?
15:44I can move my knuckles.
15:48Oh, you can?
15:50I mean, it's nice.
15:52Is it like making a smoothie?
15:54I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
15:58You know when someone's like,
16:00oh, this is great and then you taste it and it's delicious?
16:03What? OK.
16:05Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
16:07Three-headed smoothie.
16:09What if I stand on my head?
16:13I would love that.
16:15Go on, let's see if it can be done.
16:17Right. Do you need some help? Yeah.
16:21Whoa!
16:25Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
16:29Right.
16:31OK, so what, are we on 12 minutes?
16:33Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now.
16:35Right, I really don't want to get this wrong.
16:37These guys, man.
16:39Right.
16:46I mean, I don't know where to start.
16:48Quite a good vibe with this team.
16:50So excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:57I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
17:02Do you?
17:04We're both from a place of positivity.
17:11And we were a team made in heaven.
17:23There's a bond there and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast.
17:27Now, this group.
17:29I don't think I've ever seen a more awkward introduction.
17:35I was so confused, I was like,
17:37why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
17:39And then the detective comes in.
17:43I was so confused.
17:45There's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
17:48It's Detective Emma City.
17:52Once you've formed your multi-headed beast,
17:54what would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:56And Emma went for...
17:59..the making of a smoothie.
18:03You might not have seen this cos you were in the room.
18:05Let's see what Baba thought of your idea.
18:07Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
18:09I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
18:13That's right. You know when someone's like, oh...
18:21Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
18:24Rosie and Jackie.
18:26This...
18:27Is...
18:28Been...
18:29And...
18:30Gone.
18:36We...
18:38Are...
18:40So...
18:41Happy...
18:43To...
18:44Be...
18:45Here...
18:46On...
18:47Your...
18:48Task...
18:49Matter...
18:50Show...
18:54We...
18:55Are...
18:56So...
18:57Impressive...
19:00With...
19:02Instruments...
19:03And...
19:04I...
19:05Were...
19:07Playing...
19:08Instruments...
19:17You put your head through a bin bag and then you sang a song.
19:20There are two things you're missing here.
19:22One is that we had to join two bin bags,
19:24otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg. No!
19:26And then the other thing you're missing is that by then
19:28I'd lost the will to live.
19:30Yeah.
19:32Right.
19:33Jackie's started to turn on you here.
19:35No, no, no. He's pulling away from the group.
19:38There's only one thing that can save you now
19:40and it's the most awkward gang in town.
19:50We...
19:51Are...
19:52Making...
19:53A...
19:54Phenomenal...
19:55Smoothie...
19:56Today...
19:57Using...
19:58So...
19:59Many...
20:00Phenomenal...
20:01Fruits...
20:03And...
20:04Life-giving...
20:05Nutrients...
20:08Today...
20:10Making...
20:11This...
20:12Impressive...
20:13Medicine...
20:15Will...
20:19Today...
20:27Oh...
20:28My...
20:29Gosh.
20:30This...
20:31Is...
20:32Phenomenal...
20:33Smoothie time...
20:35Today...
20:43Yum.
20:44Surprisingly...
20:45Nutty.
20:54Thanks, team.
20:55You may return to the house.
20:57We should do this again sometime.
20:59Yeah, no, for real.
21:00It was genuinely very nice.
21:09You actually did make a smoothie?
21:11Oh, well, excuse me.
21:12It was a multi-headed beast.
21:14How many heads was it?
21:15Hey, I didn't mind the beast.
21:16There was a lot of heads on that beast.
21:18It was a better beast than these two clowns.
21:20OK.
21:21That much I'll concede.
21:22But you still made a smoothie.
21:24And, Baba, if you want to get into an argument,
21:26you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today.
21:31I drank that smoothie, I went home,
21:33and for the first time in my life, I levitated.
21:38It was worse.
21:40I don't know.
21:41What were you least impressed by, the song or the smoothie?
21:45The smoothie.
21:46And that's saying something, because you heard the song.
21:53The song was slightly better than the smoothie.
21:55But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:58than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag.
22:02Listen, listen, listen.
22:04It was a multi-headed beast.
22:06No, wait.
22:07Which beast do you know that makes a smoothie?
22:09We did that.
22:11This is the man who rolled his eyes, and look at it now.
22:15Come on, man.
22:17We're opening a smoothie shop after this.
22:19Fair enough.
22:21It's so lovely to see a gang come together.
22:23We're going to a smoothie bar.
22:25Today.
22:30Very nice.
22:32I think they're both as bad as each other,
22:34and I know you don't like a draw.
22:36Two points each.
22:37And you'll all thank me for that.
22:39There we go, they all get two points.
22:43Well, the order hasn't changed.
22:45Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead with seven points.
22:47There we are.
22:48Woo!
22:51Get us with another task, please, little Alex Horne.
22:53Ooh, there's somebody at the door.
22:55Ooh.
23:09Wow.
23:10You ready?
23:11Born ready.
23:12Yeah, really great to see you.
23:14And you as well.
23:19So, this is awkward.
23:21Hello.
23:23You look happy.
23:24I'm happy any day that I'm with you,
23:30my little baby boy.
23:33OK, there's a task over there.
23:36Oh, there we go.
23:42There's a...
23:44Is there a challenge?
23:46Yeah, there's a task.
23:47A task, yeah.
23:48Yeah, it's just on the doorbell.
23:49Oh, OK.
23:52Oh!
23:53Ah, done it.
23:55Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.
24:04Yo!
24:05Man like Baba.
24:07You have 30 minutes.
24:09Your time starts now.
24:12Interesting the word remarkable.
24:15I'm trying to think of anything,
24:16any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
24:19Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
24:21Doorbell, well, I'm aware of their work.
24:23I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera,
24:26I was the first to learn the use of it.
24:28I want to put on a show.
24:32It needs to be elaborate.
24:38APPLAUSE
24:44It needs to be remarkable, actually.
24:46I mean, they are synonyms.
24:50OK.
24:52How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:54You like that?
24:55Yes and no.
24:56What's the no part?
24:57I want to grow up one day.
25:01All right.
25:02OK.
25:03What are we going to see?
25:04Well, let's start with Daddy.
25:05It is Rosie Jones.
25:08SHE GROANS
25:19Merry Christmas!
25:22I'm Mary and I'm having a baby!
25:28SHE SCREAMS
25:33APPLAUSE
25:36Happy Christmas!
25:49What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:58It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
26:03If it's not disrespectful,
26:05then Jesus positively fell out.
26:09All right, that's it.
26:10We're halfway through the episode.
26:12See you in a minute.
26:24Hello!
26:25Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our door is always open.
26:28Well, not always, Greg.
26:30For the current task, it's always closed,
26:32so that's a pretty poor choice of words.
26:34Our teams have been tasked to record
26:36the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
26:38Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
26:41and Annie Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ads as Lin-Mat.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:48MUSIC
26:59MUSIC
27:05LAUGHTER
27:15Alexander.
27:17Oh, right. Hello.
27:19I am your future. I know what you plan.
27:22OK, what's that, then?
27:24The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
27:27Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
27:30Always been the plan, actually.
27:32Right from episode one, series one.
27:34I know when you will destroy him.
27:36Mm-hm. When?
27:38Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
27:40That's right, that's exactly right.
27:58How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
28:01Mm, I can't say that.
28:03Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
28:06Right. Revenge for that time that...
28:08Shh!
28:10No, I can't say that. That is our secret.
28:12Our secret. No-one can know that.
28:20Sticking around?
28:22Can you see that chicken?
28:24Or chicken?
28:32APPLAUSE
28:35Mine was shit, though.
28:39Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
28:42Yeah, maybe.
28:43You weren't even any good at keeping your piss, Andy.
28:46When you first kicked him, I thought,
28:48oh, he's going to be really good at this.
28:50Three for the...
28:53Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea, the ghost comes.
28:56That's an intriguing story.
28:58I find the ghost himself to be quite boring.
29:02Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
29:04Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
29:07Yeah. ..of being a ghost for all eternity,
29:10you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
29:12I would say.
29:14So he was deliberately dull?
29:16Yeah, well, it was also Alex's future,
29:18so it was probably going to be quite dull.
29:20Very clever.
29:22Good. Not good. Bad.
29:24Right, who's next?
29:25Next up, it's Emma.
29:28Phew! Oh, my.
29:32Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
29:34Ooh!
29:36Come on.
29:37Oh!
29:41All right, come on.
29:44Let's get on with that.
29:49There we go, cooking with gas.
29:51Come on.
29:52Whoa!
29:54All right.
29:58LAUGHTER
30:06I'll leave the pan.
30:07APPLAUSE
30:10The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
30:13seems to be making relatively basic food.
30:17Well, yeah, I think that might be true.
30:19What do I do?
30:20Well, do better.
30:23Just do... Make an omelette. Was it an omelette?
30:25No, it was a pancake.
30:27That's better.
30:29On the envelope?
30:30That was remarkable. Yeah.
30:31But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad
30:34keeping up his excitement?
30:36Difficult, innit?
30:37Who's next?
30:38The final person we're going to see,
30:40oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
30:44That's the doorbell.
30:46Can it come off?
30:47I suppose so.
30:50LAUGHTER
30:54And it's the most remarkable.
30:58There we go.
31:00OK, Alex? Yeah?
31:02Hello.
31:04What did you have for dinner last night?
31:06Do you want to see it?
31:07OK.
31:12LAUGHTER
31:16Did you see what I had for dinner?
31:18It was a banana, was it?
31:19I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
31:21Yeah, yeah.
31:22I'm not sure your digestion system is working
31:24as efficiently as it should have been.
31:26Well, it wasn't just a banana.
31:34Omelette?
31:35Well, it was a creme caramel.
31:38It's almost as if you never chew.
31:41Was it remarkable?
31:42It was. I think it was remarkable.
31:44I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
31:47All I wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed
31:50all the way down through and see how it works.
31:53OK, thanks, Jack.
31:54Yeah, thanks, Alex.
32:00Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
32:03Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
32:06Yeah.
32:07And I like to...
32:08I like to demonstrate how things work as well
32:10and I think I demonstrated there how...
32:12Yeah. ..how a house works.
32:14And then there's...
32:15I only look inside our family septic tank once.
32:18Why did you look in it?
32:19It was blocked up.
32:20What with?
32:21Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
32:27Which is the least remarkable?
32:31I feel bad. It is Baba, probably.
32:33But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable
32:35than Andy's boring ghost.
32:38I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
32:40Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
32:43Is it poo or is it Christianity?
32:49Because I have great respect for those of faith,
32:52it's four points to Jack's poos
32:55and Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:57Well done, Rosie.
32:59Wow, well done.
33:02All right, another task, please, Alex.
33:05Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
33:14Oh, no!
33:18Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
33:21It's nice to see you too, Emma.
33:23Yeah, yeah.
33:24Pleased to see them?
33:25Um, well, I mean, some of them.
33:27Some of them, a bit awkward.
33:32Do you want me to open the thing?
33:34Not yet. OK.
33:35Do you know why not?
33:36You want more chat?
33:37No.
33:40Oh, you want me to put that on?
33:42I'd really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
33:44Identify these ten fine people.
33:47Most fine people, correctly identified, wins.
33:51Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:53You have four fine minutes, your time starts now.
33:57Kano!
34:05It's a dirty trick and no mistake
34:07and only the people with actually good memories
34:09are going to succeed, I suspect.
34:11Let's have a look.
34:12OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
34:15Here we go.
34:29I'm going to do quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
34:36Kano!
34:39This one was easy, I remember that one.
34:41That was the head injury.
34:59That seems too obvious, Ahoy.
35:04That was flight commander Biggles.
35:09Doggy?
35:11Marilyn?
35:14That is definitely...
35:18Oh, what is in that song?
35:29Thanks, Andy.
35:30All right.
35:31You didn't get a duck.
35:32No, no, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
35:35There's a dignity in total failure.
35:39APPLAUSE
35:45So Andy only ended up getting one.
35:47Previously he had five.
35:49He only remembered one in the end.
35:51It's quite hard to... I felt quite triggered by that.
35:53By what?
35:54It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:57But, look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
36:01Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
36:03Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
36:07No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy, Doggy and Marilyn.
36:13Yeah.
36:14OK.
36:15Time to break.
36:16For the last time in the final part of the show,
36:18someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat,
36:22a Guy Fawkes effigy and have to carry it home in a coffin.
36:27What's the point?
36:28We'll see you soon.
36:29APPLAUSE
36:38It's part four of four and I must have been tested
36:42to remember the names of ten fine people.
36:45Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
36:48who has donned his hot dog outfit, and we'll get double points.
36:51Here we go.
36:53Ah.
36:56This is so wrong.
36:58OK.
36:59All right, let's try.
37:01Blanket.
37:03I think that's the kernel.
37:05Chisel.
37:07Reggie.
37:08Gordo.
37:10Izzy.
37:12That had a patch on, didn't it?
37:13Oh, there's a patch there.
37:14That's, um, that's, uh, Grilly.
37:17Grilly.
37:18Blanket, Izzy.
37:20Oh!
37:21Like, what's it?
37:22Hanky Panky or something like that?
37:23Or Wanky Smanky or something?
37:25BUZZER
37:26Er...
37:27Chisel?
37:28Chisel.
37:29Oh, it was Yankee Tank.
37:30That's her name.
37:31OK.
37:32Now, who was Yankee Tank?
37:33Izzy.
37:34No, Dinah.
37:35Dinah.
37:36Dinah.
37:37BUZZER
37:38I think it says Yankee Tank.
37:39No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
37:40That's Yankee Tank.
37:41Trevor or something?
37:42Trevor or something like that?
37:44The corporal?
37:45BUZZER
37:46No, he wasn't a corporal.
37:48He wasn't a corporal.
37:49BUZZER
37:50The two that I didn't get before have gone.
37:53Grilly.
37:54Itzy.
37:55Pitsy.
37:56BUZZER
37:57Ah.
37:59You've still got two minutes left.
38:00What do you want to do?
38:01I want to do nothing, because I don't remember their names.
38:04So I might bust a little two-step.
38:06Come on, Dunno.
38:07Oh, hey.
38:08Oh.
38:09Bow.
38:10Bow.
38:11Oh.
38:12You know what I'm saying?
38:13Yeah.
38:14Write that down.
38:15When you bust a two-step...
38:16Yeah.
38:17..add some flavour.
38:18No, it's gone.
38:19WHISTLE
38:20Yeah.
38:21BUZZER
38:24BUZZER
38:26APPLAUSE
38:35Should Baba be rewarded for busting a two-step
38:37and adding some flavour?
38:38Yes, yes.
38:41I don't give bonus points,
38:42but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
38:44cos I enjoyed it.
38:45Can I check?
38:46Jack said Grilly instead of Grillsy.
38:48Is that close enough?
38:49And similarly, Yank Tank and Yankee Tank.
38:51I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:54Baba remembered six out of the ten.
38:55Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:56Not bad.
38:57Not bad at all.
38:58But there is one more to see.
38:59Yes.
39:00It is Emma Seedy, or, to use her full name,
39:04LAUGHTER
39:06I'm taking my gloves off for this.
39:07It's just me.
39:08The Colonel.
39:09BUZZER
39:10Chisel, Dina, Trev, Reggie, Blanket,
39:14Tamsin Elsway.
39:15BUZZER
39:18This one's new.
39:20OK.
39:27Jemima.
39:28BUZZER
39:29No, it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
39:31Erm...
39:34You've got little pickies, you bastard.
39:37Look at these.
39:38Who have you found?
39:39Chisel.
39:40Oh, you knew that one.
39:41Yeah, I know, I don't need that.
39:45Grillsy.
39:46BUZZER
39:51The Yank Tank.
39:53Yank Tank.
39:54BUZZER
39:56Gordo.
39:57Oh, Gordo.
39:58BUZZER
40:00You're just missing Tamsin Elsway, is that right?
40:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.
40:04Tamsin.
40:05Still a minute, then.
40:09Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.
40:12BUZZER
40:13Izzy.
40:14That was exciting.
40:15I'm glad you took my gloves off for that.
40:17I needed to be there.
40:21Genuinely impressive.
40:22Already impressive before you cracked the code
40:24and found Alex's nerdy little system.
40:26Yeah, thanks, guys.
40:27We had, like Baba, two minutes to spare
40:29and thought there must be something else here.
40:31And there was.
40:32Yeah, interesting.
40:33Two very different systems.
40:34Two minutes to spare,
40:35there must be something else I can investigate here.
40:37Yeah.
40:38I'm going to bust a toaster.
40:41Right, then.
40:42OK.
40:43Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person,
40:45so they share fourth place.
40:47They get two points each.
40:48Baba comes third, gets three points.
40:50Jack comes second, but gets eight points.
40:53Because of the very wise hot dog choice,
40:55Emma wins the task.
40:56Five points to Emma.
40:57APPLAUSE
41:02Quick look at the scores, then.
41:03Yes.
41:04The hot dog is in the lead.
41:0517 points.
41:06First place, Jack D.
41:07Nice.
41:08APPLAUSE
41:13OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage
41:15for the final task of the show!
41:17APPLAUSE
41:23Hello, old friend.
41:24I'm over here.
41:25And who will be reading the task out?
41:27Rosie Jones, please.
41:28Rosie Jones.
41:29Take it away.
41:55The next person has to spin it
42:00one more time than the previous person.
42:06It will become clearer as we play.
42:08Andy, please come over to the wheel.
42:10It just needs a medium spin.
42:12If you stand sort of where I'm standing, but the other side,
42:14that'll be...
42:15Oh, what are you doing?
42:16Checking the integrity of the wheel?
42:17Well, just the physics of it, you know, how it's...
42:19How it's going to spin.
42:20It's a wheel.
42:21Right.
42:22LAUGHTER
42:26Lovely spin.
42:27Lovely spin.
42:28Beautiful action.
42:31So that's a red.
42:32Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again
42:34or do you want to stick on one?
42:36I'll spin again.
42:37Ooh!
42:38If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
42:40That's a hefty one.
42:41That's more like it.
42:42That's in the spirit of the game.
42:43Beautiful action again.
42:44Thanks.
42:45So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose.
42:47And it does spin.
42:48APPLAUSE
42:51Who's next?
42:53Barbara's next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
42:59Oh!
43:02Wow.
43:03You're through.
43:04Come on.
43:05You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time
43:08unless you get gold.
43:09All right.
43:12Lovely.
43:13Yeah.
43:14Lovely, passionate grunt.
43:19APPLAUSE
43:22Jack, you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
43:26I'm going to go the other way.
43:28What?!
43:29Oh, yeah.
43:34Ooh!
43:35Oh!
43:38Oh, no.
43:46Oh, shut up.
43:48That is red.
43:49That is red.
43:51Don't touch it.
43:52You've only got to get four more reds.
43:54Or any gold.
43:55Right.
44:03BUZZER
44:06Well done.
44:10I remember you.
44:11Oh, no.
44:12LAUGHTER
44:13Oh, no.
44:14I remember you.
44:15Oh, no.
44:16LAUGHTER
44:17Oh, lovely.
44:19The cartwheel.
44:21Red.
44:22Red.
44:23Yeah, they like that.
44:24They like that.
44:27LAUGHTER
44:32BUZZER
44:33And his horseman gets two points.
44:37We need five, don't we?
44:38Five, yeah.
44:41Come on.
44:42Come on.
44:44No, not you, bro, this.
44:45Oh!
44:49It's six, please, Emma.
44:50Fair enough.
44:55Come on, come on.
44:56Red.
44:57Five more reds.
44:58Red will go.
44:59Come on.
45:02Four more.
45:03Four more.
45:07Three more.
45:08Brilliant.
45:09Come on!
45:11Right.
45:12Come on.
45:15Come on, now!
45:16Come on.
45:17Pray to Jesus.
45:23You require seven.
45:25OK, here we go.
45:26OK.
45:32That's red.
45:33That's red.
45:35Anti-clockwise.
45:38BUZZER
45:40That leaves three points.
45:41OK.
45:42That's all right, you require seven.
45:44OK, good.
45:48Gold, gold, gold, gold!
45:53You need eight.
45:54Fair enough.
45:55In a row.
46:00Black, Emma.
46:01Come on!
46:02Yep.
46:03The lucky come on's back.
46:06BUZZER
46:08We have a winner, and that winner is Baba Tunde Alishan!
46:13Yes!
46:14Yes!
46:16You can have a little tea stack if you want.
46:18Yes!
46:19Hey, come down, we're down to the final scores.
46:27Baba Tunde won the five points.
46:29Well done, Baba.
46:31And it has really paid dividends for Baba,
46:33because he's come second last.
46:35At the top of the leaderboard, with 20 points, is Jack D!
46:38Jack D wins, and so, too,
46:41please go and celebrate with your serious yet silly thing!
46:46See you again very soon, but for now,
46:48let's hear it for tonight's winner, Jack D!
46:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE