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00:00老张开车去东北 撞了 肇事司机耍流氓 跑了
00:18多亏一个东北人 送到医院缝五针 好了
00:28老张请他吃顿饭 喝的少了他不干 他说
00:38阿玛塞加都是东北人 阿玛塞加特产高丽参
00:45阿玛塞加猪油炖粉条 阿玛塞加都是换来换
00:52阿玛塞加没有卖东西 撞车了他能不小心
00:59阿玛塞加山上有什么 这个人他不是东北人
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02:52You're younger than me, aren't you?
02:54Let's stand together and let them all look at us.
02:56Ha ha.
02:57Who looks at who doesn't say.
02:58We are sisters.
02:59Yes, sisters.
03:00Ah.
03:01Oh, no.
03:02It's mother and daughter.
03:03Sister.
03:04Are you so boastful?
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04:44Way to go.
04:45Happy girlfriend.
04:46Ha ha.
04:47Hmm.
04:48Happy girlfriend.
04:49Why you're here.
04:50Ha ha.
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04:53I have a lot of evidence to prove that Niu Xiaowei is the real heir of the Niu family.
04:58It's very serious.
05:03No, I have to take it back. I have to check it.
05:07I'm going to give Niu Xiaowei a counter-attack.
05:10If it doesn't work, I'll kill both of you.
05:12Uncle. Uncle.
05:16Are you hungry, Uncle?
05:18No.
05:20No, I'm going to be honest.
05:24I'm never going to cut it.
05:26I'm going to keep it.
05:29Until tomorrow.
05:37Mr. Niu, Mr. Niu.
05:41My fish soup smells so good.
05:43Do you smell it?
05:44It smells good.
05:45It's so good to have Xiaowei at home.
05:47Are you sick?
05:49I'm not sick.
05:50If she doesn't come back, she can eat less.
05:53These two days, it's because she's not at home.
05:56Our small restaurant's income has gone up.
06:00Dad, that means my brother has a financial problem.
06:04It's totally normal.
06:05Really.
06:06Let me tell you.
06:07I'm going to wait for her to come back.
06:10I'm going to implement double rules on her right away.
06:12I'm going to cut her off.
06:14I agree.
06:15Dad, what's double rules?
06:18Double rules.
06:19Set a time and a place.
06:21Answer the question.
06:25It's me.
06:26I'll answer it.
06:27It's my phone.
06:28Old man.
06:29Xiaowei's policy must be relaxed.
06:33After all, it's our son.
06:35Of course.
06:36We must strengthen the strength of the anti-corruption coalition.
06:39Otherwise, it's not good for the people.
06:41Do you know that?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:44This thing must be done this way.
06:46Dad, be quiet.
06:47Be quiet.
06:49Hello.
06:51I'm Liu Xiaoling.
06:53Who are you?
06:56Liang Xin.
06:58How is it?
06:59What do you think of me?
07:05Whose face is longer?
07:06Your mom's face is longer.
07:08As long as Song Fajian.
07:12Tell me what to do.
07:14What are you doing?
07:16I'm telling you, Liang Xin.
07:19It's hard to find a wife with three legs.
07:21It's hard to find a boyfriend with two legs.
07:24What's wrong?
07:25The girl said.
07:27What did she say?
07:28Her mom said that I have a long chin and a bitter face.
07:30And I have a pair of double eyelids.
07:32What double eyelids?
07:34Xiaoling's eyes are 1.25.
07:37Yes.
07:39It's just double eyelids.
07:41What are you talking about?
07:42I'm talking about you.
07:44Come on.
07:45Let's eat.
07:46Let's eat.
07:49I'm full.
07:50I'm not in the mood to eat.
07:52I'm in the mood to eat.
07:54I can eat several bowls today.
08:02Did Song Fajian hit you?
08:04How dare he?
08:05He's a rogue.
08:07He's not a psycho.
08:10I'm very sober.
08:12What's wrong with your eyes?
08:15I didn't tell you that I went to the beauty salon when you left.
08:18Did you really go to the beauty salon?
08:21Tell me.
08:22Why are your eyes so beautiful?
08:23When I got to the beauty salon.
08:25The beautician told me.
08:26Old people have big eyes.
08:28Old people's eyelids are loose.
08:30If you want to be 18 years old.
08:32You have to hang a lantern in your eyes.
08:34What does that mean?
08:36You don't understand.
08:38That is to say.
08:39As soon as a person's eyes are awake.
08:41It looks young.
08:43So.
08:44The beautician sewed two needles in the corner of my eyes.
08:48Pull it up like this.
08:51At that time, my eyes were awake.
08:54Not only shining.
08:55Like a little bulb.
08:59Take it off in seven days.
09:01You just look at the result.
09:02Mom, go get me a bowl of rice.
09:04I'm starving.
09:05Go get me another bowl of rice.
09:09You look so scary.
09:11You scared me to death.
09:13Xiaoling.
09:14Seven days later.
09:15I'll go to the beauty salon.
09:16Let the young lady see.
09:17Is she old or am I old?
09:19Okay, I'll go with you.
09:21You can't go.
09:22Why?
09:23I'm afraid we'll fight.
09:25She'll say you're my mom.
09:31I'm starving.
09:32Cuihua.
09:34Cuihua.
09:35Hurry up and get me something to eat.
09:38Brother-in-law.
09:39You're here again.
09:40No, no.
09:41What are you doing?
09:42Go home and eat.
09:44Your sister Ji Hong has been arguing with me these days.
09:46She said I can't do anything.
09:48I can't eat anything.
09:50I'm a man with a head and a face.
09:52It hurts my self-esteem.
09:55Can I still eat the old cow's food?
09:57Can I eat her food for nothing?
10:00Brother-in-law.
10:01I like what you said.
10:03As the saying goes.
10:05A tree has a skin.
10:06A man has a breath.
10:08Yes.
10:09That's right.
10:11Brother-in-law.
10:12Can you pay the bill for our restaurant?
10:18What are you doing, Cuihua?
10:19You shouldn't do that.
10:21It's bad manners.
10:22Besides.
10:24I don't owe you much money.
10:27It's more than 500 yuan.
10:28It's not enough.
10:30Besides.
10:31If you don't pay us.
10:32Our manager won't pay us.
10:35Really?
10:36Yes.
10:38Niu Xiaowei.
10:40How can she do that?
10:42How can she bully a weak woman?
10:48How about this, Cuihua.
10:50Don't be angry with her.
10:52After I open my business.
10:54No.
10:55After I open my business.
10:56I'll pay you back right away.
10:58You always say that.
11:00I've never seen you open a business.
11:02I'm going to open a business this time.
11:05I have a friend.
11:07He runs a beauty salon.
11:08He asked me to invest in his business.
11:10After careful consideration.
11:13I decided to accept his invitation.
11:16How much does it cost to invest?
11:19I don't invest.
11:21My usual way.
11:23I'm an empty-handed man.
11:25I'm only in charge of attracting customers.
11:27Attracting a customer.
11:28Give me a 30% commission.
11:30The income is very objective.
11:33Bullshit.
11:34You're fooling me again.
11:35I'm going to do my business.
11:38Who fooled you?
11:40It's true.
11:41The beauty salon is already listed.
11:44Let me tell you.
11:45My friend's beauty salon.
11:47It's old-fashioned.
11:48Really?
11:49Just that area.
11:50Just that area.
11:52Only Dada Sazhu Cai.
11:54Half big.
11:57That's big, too.
11:59Although the sparrows are small.
12:00But I don't think so.
12:02They have a lot of beauty projects.
12:03Let me tell you this.
12:05From head to toe.
12:07Remove the skin and remove the hair.
12:08A dragon service.
12:09Remove the skin and remove the hair.
12:11Is that a beauty salon or a slaughterhouse?
12:13Do you think it's a pig skin or a pig hair?
12:16They're going to get rid of your dead skin.
12:21Scrape off your excess hair.
12:24Then go through the skin care.
12:26I'll make you shine right away.
12:29God-given.
12:30Really?
12:31Of course.
12:33For example.
12:35Your face.
12:37No, no, no.
12:38I mean your black face.
12:40That's what I mean.
12:42If you go through their skin care.
12:45It will turn white right away.
12:47White.
12:48Just like that duck egg fiber.
12:50Tender.
12:51Just like that tofu brain.
12:53A spray of water.
12:54A bucket of water.
12:55A bucket of water.
12:56A bucket of water.
12:57A bucket of water.
12:58A bucket of water.
12:59A bucket of water.
13:02Sun Ming.
13:03Do you still have to do your face?
13:05This is the fashion of the 21st century.
13:08Dare to change your face.
13:10Let me put it this way.
13:11Beauty is a revolution.
13:13Beauty is a change.
13:15Beauty will make you younger.
13:16Beauty is shameless.
13:19Shameless?
13:20Don't want an old face.
13:21Change to a new face.
13:24Sun Ming.
13:25Do you think my face can be changed?
13:28I guarantee it.
13:30No problem.
13:32Really?
13:33Then don't sit.
13:34Hurry up and serve me.
13:35OK.
13:36Wait a minute.
13:39No.
13:40What?
13:41These two days.
13:42Uncle Niu has been in charge of daily work.
13:44My account is very strict.
13:46I'm afraid.
13:47What are you afraid of?
13:48It's your turn.
13:50If he comes.
13:51If he finds that there is not enough food.
13:52You say let the dog eat.
13:54You say let the monkey eat.
13:56Oh my god.
13:57How big is that monkey?
13:58Can it catch up with your weight?
14:00How can you be so stubborn?
14:02OK.
14:03How about this?
14:05If you give me a cucumber skin.
14:09I will be responsible for making you a free double eyelid skin.
14:12What double eyelid skin?
14:13Then do it again.
14:15It's more beautiful.
14:17Really?
14:18People still have a special double eyelid skin.
14:21Why is the dog so expensive?
14:22Isn't it because there are too many wrinkles?
14:25In addition.
14:26If you want to give me a double eyelid skin.
14:28I'll tell him.
14:29Make you a free.
14:30Gentle man.
14:32Do it for free.
14:34Oh my god.
14:35That's good.
14:36Brother-in-law.
14:37You wait.
14:38Double eyelid skin.
14:40That porcelain face.
14:41After all, it's a mountain cannon.
14:43Brother-in-law.
14:45Wait a minute.
14:46I'll be right there.
14:47Hurry up.
14:48Oh my god.
14:49Brother-in-law.
14:52This microwave oven is really hot.
14:54You eat slowly.
14:55Brother-in-law.
14:56It's hot.
15:00Brother-in-law.
15:02Is it delicious?
15:03It tastes good.
15:04Then you see.
15:05When will you take me.
15:06To do beauty?
15:08You can't worry about this.
15:10You are free to do beauty.
15:12I.
15:13Anyway.
15:14I have to pull in a few people first.
15:15Spend money to do beauty.
15:17It's your turn.
15:20Speaking of pulling people.
15:23It's really a bit difficult.
15:25Who do you say to start first?
15:27I see.
15:28This pull is too easy for you.
15:31You forgot.
15:32A while ago.
15:33When doing marketing.
15:35How many people did you pull?
15:36Is it?
15:37Yes.
15:39Yes.
15:41How can I forget.
15:42Such an unforgettable work experience.
15:46OK.
15:47Then start with your own family.
15:50What?
15:51I mean.
15:52Rich water does not leave foreign fields.
15:54Beauty is good for everyone.
15:56Yes.
15:57The heart of beauty.
15:58Humanity is worth it.
16:01OK.
16:02Then follow my established policy.
16:04Established policy?
16:07Kill.
16:11Time flows quietly.
16:14Time flows slowly.
16:17How can I keep my youthful steps?
16:21What's wrong?
16:24Beauty.
16:26Pull down.
16:28How scary it is.
16:30Don't get drunk.
16:36Coming.
16:41Come back.
16:44Ji Hong.
16:46You are beaten.
16:48Shocked?
16:50Surprised?
16:52I.
16:53Niu Ji Hong.
16:55Beauty.
16:59How beautiful?
17:00Brother-in-law.
17:02Seven days later.
17:04You see.
17:05My sister must look like.
17:06Eighteen little girls.
17:09What?
17:10Afraid?
17:11One step late.
17:12Earn less money.
17:13What?
17:14No, no, no.
17:15You spent a lot of money.
17:16Don't you talk nonsense?
17:17You don't spend money.
17:18People give you beauty for nothing.
17:20Mom.
17:21Just tell you.
17:23I know a friend.
17:25He is a beauty salon.
17:27From head to toe.
17:28No fragrance.
17:30And the guests I bring.
17:32All for free.
17:34Free.
17:36Why didn't you say so earlier?
17:38Brother-in-law.
17:39You see my chin.
17:40Can you fix it for me?
17:41No problem.
17:42Long or short.
17:43It's up to you.
17:44That's great.
17:46Short.
17:47Then short.
17:48Brother-in-law.
17:49You see my.
17:50My feet.
17:51What's wrong with your feet?
17:52I have a cramp.
17:54There is a bag under my shoes.
17:56I twist it up.
17:57It hurts.
17:58Can you fix it?
17:59No problem.
18:00Mom, I tell you.
18:01Your cramp.
18:02It will go down.
18:04I can change your heel.
18:06At that time.
18:07No. 41 old feet.
18:08I can make you a three-inch gold face.
18:10That's great.
18:14Sun Ming.
18:31My greatest regret in my life.
18:34The only thing that doesn't work.
18:35I see.
18:37Older than your uncle.
18:39But in fact.
18:40He is three years older than me.
18:41Really?
18:43What did I say?
18:46What did you say?
18:48Can you give me.
18:50Give me a beauty treatment.
18:51Let me see if I can be younger than you.
18:53Dad.
18:55No problem.
18:56At that time you go.
18:57People use electronic massage.
18:59On your face.
19:00Such a spray.
19:01Immediately fully flat.
19:03Absolutely young.
19:05But at that time.
19:06Dad.
19:07Don't take my family.
19:08Junjun superior.
19:09What's up?
19:10In case of bad eyesight.
19:11I thought you got a little brother.
19:14There is no such thing.
19:15It's so lively.
19:16When to go?
19:17Tomorrow.
19:19Go tomorrow.
19:21But.
19:22Dad.
19:24Free is free.
19:26But there are too many people in our family.
19:28Is it a little bit of cost?
19:31What is this?
19:33What is this?
19:35Our little restaurant.
19:36Under my leadership.
19:37Already.
19:38You have nothing to lose.
19:39I won.
19:40Let's win this part.
19:42Our whole family is gone.
19:44Hello.
19:58Hello.
20:01How dare you?
20:02Throw a big piece of bone.
20:03How dare you?
20:04How dare you?
20:05Mom.
20:06Mom.
20:08You're back.
20:09Mom.
20:10What's up?
20:12Who is so bold?
20:13How dare you bully our family?
20:14I'm looking for him.
20:15I'm not done with him.
20:16What are you looking for?
20:17What are you shouting about?
20:18Good thing.
20:19What good thing?
20:20Good thing.
20:21Are you sick?
20:22This is how it is.
20:23Still good thing?
20:24Don't know the situation.
20:25Don't make a mess.
20:26See.
20:27The situation is like this.
20:29What's up?
20:30Your brother-in-law.
20:31His friend.
20:32Opened a beauty salon.
20:33Separately for them.
20:34Do a different position.
20:35Beauty treatment.
20:37And it's free.
20:40Really?
20:41How can it be fake?
20:43He is very good.
20:45Big face.
20:46Small butt.
20:47No bones.
20:50Then I'll go to my brother-in-law.
20:51Let him find someone.
20:52Give me a bone.
20:54Stop it.
20:55Go.
20:56Let my brother-in-law do it first.
20:58What?
20:59What?
21:00Dad.
21:01No problem.
21:02I promise.
21:03I'll give you a bone.
21:04A different bone.
21:06Call my brother-in-law.
21:08Wait.
21:09I tell you.
21:10You.
21:11You.
21:12First of all.
21:13You have to explain.
21:14The economic problem.
21:15Of the restaurant business.
21:17Yes.
21:18Yes.
21:19Old man.
21:20What?
21:21The child just came back.
21:23What are you doing?
21:24Xiaobei.
21:25Look.
21:26Your brother-in-law is coming.
21:27Open the door.
21:28Yes.
21:29Open the door.
21:30Open the door.
21:31Brother-in-law.
21:32Brother-in-law.
21:33I was looking for you.
21:34When are you going to leave me to do your free beauty?
21:37Brother-in-law.
21:38I'll treat you to a meal.
21:39I'll treat you to a meal.
21:40What?
21:41Don't you give me some face?
21:43It's not that I don't give you face.
21:45What?
21:46I can't do it.
21:48Why?
21:49The beauty salon.
21:50It belongs to Wu Zhao Jingying.
21:52My buddy and the beautician.
21:53They were arrested for inspection.
21:55Why?
21:56According to preliminary investigation.
21:58They think their beautician.
21:59Has not been trained at all.
22:02Does not have the qualifications of a beauty salon.
22:07He is too bold.
22:10He didn't learn anything.
22:11He dared to do it.
22:14No.
22:15Dad.
22:16According to the beautician.
22:18He also has some skills.
22:20What skills?
22:21He has been a tailor.
22:23What?
22:24He has embroidered leather shoes.
22:26What?
22:27He has been a carpenter.
22:28What?
22:29The most important thing is.
22:31He has killed a pig.
22:33What?
22:35Don't panic.
22:36Don't panic.
22:38I have already contacted.
22:39Bai Qiu En Medical University.
22:42I decided to pay for it myself.
22:45I'll give you a house.
22:47Congratulations.
22:48Congratulations.
22:49Congratulations.
22:50Congratulations.