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00:00:00OK, welcome to the bracket.
00:00:01Episode one hundred and forty four.
00:00:03Small crew today.
00:00:04I got a bit of a stomach bug.
00:00:07So no New York guys, just me and the Chicago boys.
00:00:10Plus, Mook, we have Mook on to plug.
00:00:12Mook can't sleep.
00:00:14Mook can't sleep late.
00:00:15Late night live streams Monday and Thursday. Right.
00:00:17You leave voicemails.
00:00:18I'll put the number up on the screen if you're watching on YouTube.
00:00:20You can email and stuff as well.
00:00:22It has been very, very fun. It's been great.
00:00:24He's been collecting the strangest group.
00:00:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:30I'm collecting fucking weirdos.
00:00:31Not an exaggeration.
00:00:32And like they are so weird.
00:00:34It makes me feel weird that you're my boy.
00:00:37Yeah, I know.
00:00:38And I'm like close with them.
00:00:40Yeah. Like the guy. Are you one of them?
00:00:42Yeah, pretty much. I think I am.
00:00:43I think I'm like a handler of of psychopaths, but they're awesome.
00:00:46They're all talented.
00:00:47He was my he's one of my new favorite dudes.
00:00:50Yeah. Ryan, Ryan Oliver at Ryan rambling on a horse.
00:00:54Check out that stream.
00:00:55He is like a full character come to life like he's not from this planet.
00:00:58But the show has been fun.
00:00:59Thank you, Ken Jack.
00:01:00Every Monday, Thursday, 10 p.m.
00:01:01Central. And you can so funny.
00:01:04Yeah, it reminds me of the Sharon left me people for my I.G.,
00:01:07except like I would never meet these people in real life.
00:01:09And Luke is just chilling with them on stream, doing the crazy shit.
00:01:12So I got I got more in my back pocket.
00:01:15So we're going to keep rolling with that.
00:01:17Yeah. And so the boys, they have not heard the topic.
00:01:20So we originally going to do worst everyday enemies.
00:01:22And then some people were listeners gently reminded me
00:01:26very nicely that we had done that.
00:01:28That's how nicely, very nicely reminded me that we did that topic a long time ago.
00:01:33And we just forgot it with Rico Bosco, which is actually the perfect.
00:01:35We did good, I guess.
00:01:37But so in a panic, we I threw together a last minute thing.
00:01:42The today's topic is going to be the best spirit
00:01:45Halloween costumes from the spirit or you guys.
00:01:49I know it's going to be the one seed.
00:01:51It's you're going to enjoy it.
00:01:52And let me tell you right now, I'm going to ask KB, would you mind
00:01:55when I ask you, could you read the descriptions for some of these?
00:01:59Of course, of course, the descriptions for half of these
00:02:02are maybe the funniest thing of the the entire endeavor.
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00:03:58All right. So again, it's the best spirit Halloween costumes.
00:04:01So we're going to start out with, I think, what is a pretty easy one
00:04:05or a pretty simple one, which is the adult roaring 20s outfit.
00:04:10This one you probably read it if you want.
00:04:13And I'll be texting to all you guys in the big group.
00:04:16The adult roaring 20s costume.
00:04:17It's pretty basic.
00:04:18It's just you're looking at a guy.
00:04:20And again, if you're listening out,
00:04:21how you're going to watching this more on YouTube, Rumble, wherever you
00:04:23are, you watch your podcast, whatever.
00:04:26The adult wearing 20s costume biscuits, the bowler hat and like,
00:04:29I guess, an old timey ice cream parlor outfit, right?
00:04:32Yeah, it's it's not for hot guys and it's not for ugly guys.
00:04:37This is a costume for a six.
00:04:39Yes. Well, exactly.
00:04:41I think it's a nice costume.
00:04:42Yeah, but like hot guys will go as Tarzan.
00:04:45Hot guys will go as an athlete.
00:04:46Ugly guys will go.
00:04:47The big inflatable cowboy riding an ostrich.
00:04:50This is a six costume.
00:04:51This guy was on my stream last night.
00:04:53That's for the next one.
00:04:56KB, I would love for you to read, which is that one is pretty.
00:05:01This is the adult Shrek costume.
00:05:03When did Shrek get a sword?
00:05:05So is this guy supposed to be Shrek?
00:05:07He's halfway between the green.
00:05:09The green is the most important part.
00:05:12He has Shrek's ears, but not his body.
00:05:14It doesn't make sense.
00:05:15But yeah, you go ahead on the description on that one.
00:05:17OK, Donkey, get ready for the ultimate swamp adventure this Halloween
00:05:23when you wear this officially licensed Shrek costume.
00:05:27This outfit includes a shirt.
00:05:31Oh, it keeps going.
00:05:32A vest, a belt, leggings and a headband that features attached ears.
00:05:38Put everything on and get ready to embrace your inner ogre.
00:05:44Yeah, that but like if if a if a dude is Shrek,
00:05:48but he half assed it with just green little ears and a fucking sword rolled up.
00:05:54Have they never seen Shrek?
00:05:56I really don't. This isn't it.
00:05:57Oh, I guess you hold a sword towards the dragon.
00:06:01I would. That's when he is the full green ogre.
00:06:03He's never the man.
00:06:04If you're going Shrek, you have to go full Shrek.
00:06:06You have to go full Shrek.
00:06:07You gotta be completely green.
00:06:09You can't go half Shrek.
00:06:11So start out with you.
00:06:12Let's start, Shay.
00:06:13The the adult Shrek costume or the Roaring Twenties bowler hat guy.
00:06:18This is best costume or worst costume.
00:06:20I think you interpret it as you want.
00:06:22Which one do you think is the better costume?
00:06:25OK, the better costume is certainly the adult Roaring Twenties.
00:06:30This looks like a.
00:06:31But like that sucks.
00:06:32Nobody's going to look at it and just be like sick costume.
00:06:34Also, if you zoom in, it's under sexy Halloween costumes.
00:06:36It is. I mean, this is a handsome dude.
00:06:39Well, he's a model.
00:06:40This we're talking about the costume.
00:06:43I wouldn't look at that and just be like, oh, great costume this year.
00:06:45Che, sexy costume.
00:06:47Che, that shit sucks.
00:06:49It's actually it's actually almost the worst kind of costume
00:06:52because it just looks like a bad outfit.
00:06:54But compared to the one.
00:06:57And to be fair, I haven't seen Shrek, so I can't really comment on what.
00:07:00You haven't seen Shrek.
00:07:01I have. What?
00:07:02It's timeless. It's fantastic.
00:07:05Is it? Yeah.
00:07:05Watch with your kids. It's really funny.
00:07:07You would. I think you would laugh out loud throughout.
00:07:10Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:11Yes. If you like Pop-Tart.
00:07:13And it's definitely it's definitely a little kid friendly.
00:07:16OK. All right. Maybe we'll make that.
00:07:17Yeah. Watch the whole thing.
00:07:20Great advice for a movie. Yeah.
00:07:23Sometimes I tap out sometimes even when I love a movie.
00:07:26Wait, we should do movie reviews on a podcast.
00:07:28That's a good idea.
00:07:29But we only the the grading system is like if you watch the whole thing
00:07:33or just half, you just watch half.
00:07:35I've had movies I loved and then just never finished.
00:07:39Some of your favorite movies you haven't finished.
00:07:41Like Dinner Happened or something.
00:07:43Shower got in the way.
00:07:46I still like this 1920s because you like you could
00:07:50like you can identify from the air, you could also be with this.
00:07:53You could be like, what's that?
00:07:56This guy looks like a panic at the disco. Yeah.
00:07:59Well, like it's clearly like some damn what's what's the barbershop?
00:08:02Barbershop Quartet. Yeah.
00:08:04Yes. Kind of looks like that.
00:08:05Like this is somewhat versatile, not uncomfortable.
00:08:08It looks like, yeah, it's just it's really just a hat and a bow tie
00:08:13and some whatever those things are around his arms.
00:08:15But a fairly normal outfit that you won't be uncomfortable in the Shrek one.
00:08:18Like if you're going to the bathroom, like you have to lift up the skirt.
00:08:22You got to go all the way down.
00:08:23Like, no, you got to carry the sword around.
00:08:25People are going to be like, why aren't you green?
00:08:27So I think there are too many problems with that.
00:08:28So I'll go with the 1920s guy.
00:08:31The 20s guy, KB.
00:08:33I don't think either of these
00:08:36I would like consciously process at a costume party.
00:08:40They're just there.
00:08:41They're not they don't move the needle in any way.
00:08:45The Shrek one without the green is just a nondescript like swordsman,
00:08:49which is more of a costume, I guess.
00:08:51It's like a Game of Thrones action.
00:08:53Yeah, I would be like, that's yeah, he's a sword guy.
00:08:55And I would think that's a little bit cooler.
00:08:57So I'll go with the Shrek one.
00:08:59One for the Shrek one.
00:09:00Nick, what?
00:09:01Like, I don't get the obsession of the roaring 20s and this guy like
00:09:06this isn't a funny costume.
00:09:07This isn't a cool costume.
00:09:09This isn't a scary costume.
00:09:11Exactly. You can't even compliment it because like, oh, I love
00:09:16the 20s bartender.
00:09:18Yeah, there's nothing.
00:09:19It is a nothing costume.
00:09:22That shit sucks, Dick.
00:09:23Yeah. In the description, it says you'll look like you're straight out
00:09:26of the Prohibition era in this Halloween
00:09:29when you show up wearing this adult roaring 20s costume.
00:09:32So, you know, I don't know if anybody goes to a costume party
00:09:35and it's like, I want to find a guy that looks like he's straight out
00:09:36of the Prohibition.
00:09:37But this is only purchased for murder mystery parties.
00:09:41I don't think this is purchased for Halloween.
00:09:42Yeah, I'm going with that is we're going worst.
00:09:47Best, best choice.
00:09:49Oh, give me give me swordsman Shrek.
00:09:50At least that's funny.
00:09:51It's like, well, you're Shrek with a big sword.
00:09:53That's
00:09:55that rocks.
00:09:56The 20s thing needs more to it, like a big bag of groceries.
00:10:02You don't know what happened in the door.
00:10:03No, I think it would be groceries.
00:10:05A much better costume if it came with a jumbo bag of groceries.
00:10:09Combining just to like Shrek with a sword.
00:10:11I'm a 20s guy with groceries.
00:10:13That makes it funny.
00:10:14Cause I'm in the middle of shopping like that.
00:10:18Yeah. Mook.
00:10:20I'm pretty sure the gayest kid in my high school
00:10:22wore this exact roaring 20s fit to prom.
00:10:25I think that's like, like what?
00:10:27Like this guy looks like he's kind of.
00:10:28Oh, this is a gay prom fit.
00:10:29It's a gay prom fit.
00:10:31It's like remember Sharpay and Ryan from High School Musical.
00:10:34He kind of looks like Ryan.
00:10:35Oh, you were the gay kid.
00:10:37Yeah, that was you.
00:10:37You were wearing the costume.
00:10:39Yeah, a gay kid used to wear this.
00:10:40You guys remember Sharpay?
00:10:45Look, High School Musical was a big part of my childhood.
00:10:50Yeah, the Shrek costume.
00:10:51It's more fun if you wear that to the bar.
00:10:53At least you have, you know, something to talk about
00:10:55as opposed to just wearing a fucking bow tie and cheesy hat.
00:10:59The Shrek one, you can you can.
00:11:01I feel like that guy's more fun at the bar.
00:11:03I would agree.
00:11:03And I would vote for the adult Shrek as well.
00:11:06So that's going to move on.
00:11:07Next up, we have the adult hunky school nerd costume.
00:11:13If this guy showed up at a party,
00:11:14I think he would be the most universally despised person there, right?
00:11:18So hot dudes love pretending to be dorks,
00:11:22like that one bodybuilder who went crazy.
00:11:25He would always put tape on his glasses.
00:11:26Oh, that was the intent.
00:11:27Take off his shirt in front of women in the library.
00:11:30Yeah, he'd be on campus.
00:11:31He's like, you want to go out with me?
00:11:34They wouldn't answer.
00:11:35Then you take his glasses off and take his shirt off.
00:11:38And you'd be like, what about fucked up? Yeah.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:41Hot dudes love and their idea of dork is
00:11:45is this glasses that are broken?
00:11:49Or the tape? Yeah.
00:11:51Suspenders.
00:11:52Yeah, that sucks.
00:11:54Are those Burberry looks to be looks to be underpants.
00:11:59And that's going up against.
00:12:00And this is another one for you to read, KB.
00:12:03The, of course, adult Pickle Rick costume from Rick and Morty.
00:12:08Great description on this one.
00:12:10OK, turn yourself into a pickle, just like Pickle Rick.
00:12:15This officially licensed pickle costume
00:12:19is perfect for every Halloween party.
00:12:22You'll be the coolest pickle.
00:12:25In town, just make sure everyone knows you're not a snack.
00:12:29I don't know what the fuck that means.
00:12:31What the fuck? Stupid.
00:12:34So the adult Pickle Rick costume versus the adult hunky school nerd,
00:12:37which one of these costumes do you think is better?
00:12:40And I guess I'll go first on this one.
00:12:42And I'll say I think that the the Pickle Rick guy is way better
00:12:47than the guy in the hunky nerd costume, because if that guy
00:12:50if you have a guy showing up to like, let's say like your Halloween
00:12:52adult Halloween party, wearing like.
00:12:56Like to like maybe a square foot worth of clothes like you,
00:13:00I hate this person more than anything in the world. Yeah.
00:13:02So I'm going to go with Pickle Rick as being the better costume.
00:13:05Mook. Yeah, I feel like the hunky
00:13:10the hunky school nerd costume is like what Joey
00:13:13Kamasta fantasizes about wearing on Halloween.
00:13:16Like once the Ozempic like really hits. Oh, yeah.
00:13:18The Pickle Rick is what it's way more fun.
00:13:20I see a guy in a Pickle Rick outfit.
00:13:22I wanted to do drugs with that man and get fucked up with that man.
00:13:25So I'm going Pickle Rick to for Pickle Rick, Nick.
00:13:31I'm going hunky nerd, man.
00:13:35Like just seeing that dude in the bar.
00:13:39I'm just like, look at that door jacked.
00:13:42Sexy man. The sexiest dude.
00:13:45It's added.
00:13:46Showing his bod.
00:13:48Look at that fucking loser.
00:13:52It's all these quads are huge.
00:13:55I can't tell you what.
00:13:56Hey, did you just get caught screenshotting hunky dork?
00:14:00You guys hear that?
00:14:00I heard the loudest guy sound of something else.
00:14:05Oh, shit.
00:14:08So what is two bulges or none?
00:14:11It's not that is doing that.
00:14:13It's an illusion.
00:14:15Oh, my God.
00:14:15If he's got a bus that hot and has two bulges,
00:14:19could save some for the rest of us, man.
00:14:21You went home with a guy with two bulges.
00:14:23Really?
00:14:24Was it the guy with the double bulge?
00:14:26Please tell me it wasn't him.
00:14:31KB.
00:14:34What's a better costume?
00:14:38Pickle Rick has a stigma about it, right?
00:14:41Yeah, yeah.
00:14:42In cell.
00:14:43Okay, well, that's actually that's a traditional costume.
00:14:46I'll go with that.
00:14:47I'm not too keen on either of these.
00:14:50Three for the pickle Rick.
00:14:52I mean, both of these suck, but like the the hunky school nerd,
00:14:58like as long as that guy's like.
00:15:01He simply fit has to get laid.
00:15:04The other one, Pickle Rick.
00:15:06Like, how does that guy do anything the rest of the party?
00:15:10Like, you have to take off your costume to drink,
00:15:14to go to the bathroom to do anything.
00:15:17People don't even know it's you.
00:15:18So if you say you're going to somebody's party,
00:15:20you're like, I'm going to show up.
00:15:21They could not know it's you for quite a while.
00:15:24This costume, any costume that has like a giant mass component
00:15:29in my mind sucks.
00:15:30So I think Rick is worse.
00:15:32So super hot, dude.
00:15:35Super hot, dude.
00:15:36Either way, Pickle Rick is going to move on.
00:15:38Now we have another battle of the absolute titans.
00:15:41This is one I'm just more than anything else.
00:15:43I'm confused by this one, especially with the description,
00:15:46which is another great one for KB, which is the ghost face flannel hoodie.
00:15:51I don't that's just a hoodie.
00:15:53I don't I don't totally get it.
00:15:56So KB, you want to hit this one?
00:15:58Yeah. Yeah. This isn't a costume, but let's see.
00:16:02Show off just how much of a fan of ghost face
00:16:06you are with this actually licensed flannel hoodie.
00:16:10This hoodie includes ghost face patches in an
00:16:14a pleak on the hood that will let everyone know
00:16:17who your favorite serial killer is.
00:16:21But if you can't be that much of a ghost face fan,
00:16:23if you're not just wearing a ghost face mask,
00:16:26why would you just be wearing a hoodie?
00:16:27Is ghost face scream? Yes.
00:16:31That's who scream is.
00:16:32The scream guy. Oh, yeah.
00:16:34You got to wear the mask.
00:16:36Yeah, it's a pretty simple costume, which is all black.
00:16:38And then the mask.
00:16:39But it's not a costume. It's just a hoodie.
00:16:41But this like this is like show how big of a fan you are.
00:16:44You could show you're a much bigger fan by wearing with the tried
00:16:48and true, very popular mask, and it's probably cheaper.
00:16:52It absolutely has to be $60 flannel hoodie.
00:16:56And that's going up against the adult stinger bee costume.
00:17:01Oh, the front.
00:17:03That rocks. Yeah, that's a winner.
00:17:07These glasses dress as a bee.
00:17:09Walk around with a little bee boner.
00:17:11The humorously placed front stinger is so funny.
00:17:14Like you're just wearing it backwards.
00:17:17It's it's the same model.
00:17:20It's the bee costume.
00:17:22But the $10 upshot. Yes.
00:17:25The front word stinger.
00:17:27So the bee and there's another guy.
00:17:28But imagine this guy you're walking around the party with.
00:17:30Like, it's just like tapping on to people with a sewn on bee boner.
00:17:35But it makes no sense.
00:17:36Like bees don't have that in the front, right?
00:17:40They sure don't. It's just it's just it.
00:17:42What are they implying?
00:17:43Keeper, you see a lot of hawks.
00:17:44Yeah. Well, the stinger is not its cock.
00:17:46No, I know the bee is a dick, but I think the ghost face guy sexually assaults
00:17:50way harder. Yes.
00:17:52If you're wearing that. Yeah.
00:17:54That's crazy.
00:17:56So start with you, Jay.
00:17:57Which one do you think is the better costume?
00:17:58The ghost face flannel versus the stinger be adult stinger bee.
00:18:03I think this bee costume does kind of rock because Halloween,
00:18:06like if you're getting dressed up for Halloween and you're like 25 or under,
00:18:09you're super horny.
00:18:11That's like one of the horniest days of the year.
00:18:13You're getting in front of it by putting the stinger on your on your ding ding.
00:18:17And you got a the the front of it
00:18:21like you have an opening so you can talk.
00:18:23You know, the glasses are kind of like funny, but in a bad way
00:18:28or like in a good way.
00:18:29You think you'd insert your cock into that stinger?
00:18:32No, no, no. Yes, absolutely.
00:18:33Like a glove. I would. I would. Yeah.
00:18:36Might feel good.
00:18:37I could squeeze it in. It'd feel terrible.
00:18:42But I think this costume is really good.
00:18:44So I like to be one for the BKB.
00:18:47Yeah. Provided I could squeeze my cock.
00:18:49Oh, yeah, we did hear that.
00:18:51Wait, what are you saying?
00:18:53Your cock must be huge.
00:18:54Yes. Then the B, the B costume is fun.
00:18:58It's a costume.
00:18:59The the flannel hoodie is one of the worst I've ever seen.
00:19:02It's true.
00:19:03The dude's wearing like steel toe boots in the B costume, too.
00:19:07He's like he's wearing fucking army boots, dude.
00:19:11So two for the B costume, Nick.
00:19:15If that guy, the guy in the flannel scream hoodie
00:19:18was at a party and somebody like, what are you?
00:19:20He's like, what? I'm scream.
00:19:21That'll be really funny.
00:19:23Points to his like small patch.
00:19:25I'm fucking scream. You haven't seen it.
00:19:28With that being said, that shit sucks.
00:19:30And I don't that shit sucks bad.
00:19:34The B, I mean, that's a legend at any party. Yeah.
00:19:38Annoying.
00:19:42I'm going to be B MOOC.
00:19:44Yeah, you got to go be.
00:19:46He's going to be a pest, but it's going to be fun.
00:19:49Imagine there's a girl just as a flower at the party.
00:19:52Sure. Yeah. Shit.
00:19:54You think about that? Did you?
00:19:56Well, I didn't think about it at all.
00:20:00So let me pollinate you.
00:20:04God damn it.
00:20:06So switch to worst.
00:20:08Switch to worst.
00:20:09I mean, I think the first two were a little even,
00:20:12but I think we should send home the send home B.
00:20:15I want the yeah, I want the ghost face flannel hoodie to move on.
00:20:19Yeah. OK, let's do that.
00:20:21Ghost face is going to move on.
00:20:22All right. He's fine.
00:20:24Let's so then the other options are Pickle Rick versus the hunky nerd.
00:20:27So we want to stick with the hunky nerd.
00:20:29Hunky nerd moves on and then and then the roaring talking.
00:20:33Yeah, a 20 douchebag.
00:20:35Oh, it pissed me off looking at it again.
00:20:37Roaring twenties.
00:20:39All right. So now we have our chain game starting out with the adult grew
00:20:44with is just horrifying, especially because he's doing that pose
00:20:47like the Rizzler pose or whatever.
00:20:48It's funny. I love it.
00:20:53Next, we have the the adult boba tea costume.
00:20:59Which I don't or milk tea costume, the Kung Fu branded one.
00:21:04I mean, Dr.
00:21:07Green, that's who wants to go is Boba.
00:21:11And we have Dr.
00:21:11Greenweed.
00:21:14One custom tried and true.
00:21:17Dr. Greenwood.
00:21:19Weed. I think it's supposed to be a doctor that gives you prescribed.
00:21:22Weed is the idea.
00:21:23They call it a dog.
00:21:25OK, I get it.
00:21:26Dr. Greenweed.
00:21:27That's not a last name.
00:21:28Then we have the the Joker, but the shit Joker, the bad,
00:21:32the Jared Leto Joker outfit.
00:21:35This one, I think, is actually exceptionally bad and perfect for this one.
00:21:38The Jurassic Park crew outfit.
00:21:42So you're not one of the Jurassic Park characters.
00:21:44You're not a dinosaur.
00:21:46You're the Hispanic man that gets his legs bit off in the first scene.
00:21:50Exactly.
00:21:50You're one of the the nameless, the crew, the crew member.
00:21:54This one, which I just I just don't totally understand the skeleton royalty.
00:21:59Like, I don't even know how you describe it.
00:22:01It's just a scary look.
00:22:02What don't you get about skeleton?
00:22:03But it's underneath the sexy section.
00:22:07If you could see at the top, guns are out.
00:22:09They had the leather, the chains.
00:22:11And then lastly, I think one that you guys would appreciate
00:22:13and maybe should even steal the spinner game costume.
00:22:19Oh, is it always landing on the one pointing down, though?
00:22:22No, it's just people can walk up to you and spin it,
00:22:25and then there's like different options you can put on it
00:22:27and like you fill it in with your own thing. Oh,
00:22:30now that guy's annoying because he's a coward.
00:22:33He never does it himself.
00:22:34He's just making you do it.
00:22:36So among the chain options, adult grew the boba tea.
00:22:39Dr. Greenweed, shit Joker, Jurassic Park crew,
00:22:43skeleton royalty or spinner game costume.
00:22:46Which one? Let's start with you, Jay.
00:22:48Which one do you think is the worst?
00:22:51Kyle, adult grew has to be a sentence that fills you with so much hope.
00:22:57Really?
00:23:06And I'm
00:23:08I think it's going to be the Jurassic Park worker,
00:23:10just because that is such an insignificant part of that movie.
00:23:16Oh, man, the adult grew one, though,
00:23:19that one does suck because you have to put the mask on.
00:23:23It is it isn't a relatively easy costume outside of that jeans,
00:23:27sweatshirt or quarter zip and a scarf.
00:23:31But you got to take the mask off to interact with people.
00:23:33So I'll go with the Jurassic Park one, just because that's so absurd.
00:23:38One for the Jurassic Park worker, KB.
00:23:41OK, the weed doctor is so aggressively lame,
00:23:46so fucking lame.
00:23:49But the the spinner game guys, that's
00:23:53that's a complete pest because look at his face.
00:23:56If you like make eye contact with them, you know, like you feel obligated
00:23:59to play the game.
00:24:00And then then you got to take your shirt off if it is.
00:24:06And, you know, he's writing, like, blow me on one of them.
00:24:08It's really creepy and annoying and not funny.
00:24:13So I'm going to go with the spinner game.
00:24:15That's what they check out to tell him that there's three truth slices.
00:24:20So you have to, like, tell him like a truth that's creepy. Oh,
00:24:24do you like me?
00:24:25Have you ever had a sex dream about me?
00:24:29So the adult Dr.
00:24:30Greenwood costume paging Dr. Green, Dr.
00:24:32Green, weed is needed at the party in this leaf.
00:24:34Dr. Costume, your friends will rely on the director of distribution
00:24:36to hook them up with their very own leaf prescription pad.
00:24:38Yeah, that is pretty fucking.
00:24:40I didn't realize that the thing he's holding is a leaf
00:24:42shaped prescription pad with only weed written on it.
00:24:47It's it's a prescription.
00:24:48That's hilarious.
00:24:51That's really funny.
00:24:52I just only put that together right now.
00:24:53Oh, it's true.
00:24:56I think it's the most embarrassing thing to wear wrong
00:25:00because there's one man that's just a cup of tea, a cup of bubble tea.
00:25:04I love the Boba.
00:25:05That would only be funny if all of your friends went is like Star Wars
00:25:08characters. He was like, oh, you said Boba Fett.
00:25:10Oh, damn.
00:25:14I thought you said Boba tea.
00:25:16So do you want the Boba?
00:25:18You want the milk tea guy?
00:25:19I took you look how shitty it is.
00:25:20You would wear this.
00:25:21The milk tea. Yeah.
00:25:24Now I'd be I'd be.
00:25:25Yeah, you would know that that costume sucks because it looks shitty.
00:25:30Look like at least care about your costume, right?
00:25:33Like that's just 2D printed circles.
00:25:37It's a big beige.
00:25:38It's the straw looks like shit.
00:25:40It sucks.
00:25:42So the description of that one, any dude that would love Boba tea this much.
00:25:47It is a loser.
00:25:50Get his ass.
00:25:51The description of it is looking to show some love
00:25:54for your favorite Kung Fu drink this Halloween.
00:25:57It's officially.
00:25:58What does that mean?
00:25:59I don't. That's a actual chain of Boba tea.
00:26:02Yeah, but it's still very funny to imagine that's not
00:26:05Kung Fu. Any racist do would be like, oh, he's drinking that Kung Fu tea.
00:26:08Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:10This soft brown 3D costume is sure to be a hit at any Halloween.
00:26:16Yeah. Hey, check out my soft brown costume.
00:26:19Mook. Yeah, the Boba tea is like what the one white kid
00:26:23in the Pan-Asian club at school like wears to their like socials.
00:26:29And I might have been that kid.
00:26:31But the doctor green weed costume is the worst thing I've ever seen.
00:26:38He's just wearing a lab coat.
00:26:39It's not even like you're like a full blown stoner.
00:26:42You're like a medical weed guy. Yeah.
00:26:45Yeah. You're like helping Glock.
00:26:46Who's that for?
00:26:47Who's like, oh, hell yeah, yeah, this guy gets it.
00:26:52It might be recency bias, but I'll go with you for Dr.
00:26:55Greenweed. Yeah. And and move him on.
00:26:58And if you zoom in on the smaller photos, the bottom photo, they just
00:27:03they wanted to show just the shirt, but there's still the phantom hand.
00:27:10So the number one seed today, which is what this is going up against,
00:27:13is can I guess we have a one? Yes, absolutely.
00:27:17It's got to be hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:27:19Oh, it's hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:27:20Oh, great. Fantastic call.
00:27:25It is a jumpsuit.
00:27:27Was she wearing this? Oh, so
00:27:30so how what makes it a hawk to it?
00:27:32Oh, well, we did a description and we can all find out.
00:27:34KB. Oh, my. I do it again.
00:27:37Jack, you motherfucker.
00:27:38You know, it's got you'll look right.
00:27:42It's you. Right. Did you do this?
00:27:43No, I didn't do this. I didn't do this.
00:27:45All right. You'll look ready to spit on that thing this Halloween
00:27:48when you rock this officially licensed hawk to a jumpsuit costume.
00:27:53This hilarious pink mechanic jumpsuit
00:27:57outfit features the hawk to a branding.
00:27:59So everyone will know that when you get to the lubrication experts
00:28:03at Hawk to Express, everything is all natural.
00:28:07It's right. That's look how many people are viewing it
00:28:11at the at the moment that I screencapped it.
00:28:12Seven thousand five hundred.
00:28:16And they'll go out to the party, be like, oh, my God, you're hilarious.
00:28:19You're the funniest person at this party.
00:28:21Having to do the Klarna for interest free payments.
00:28:29My credit report took a real hit on.
00:28:32I missed the payment.
00:28:33The hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:28:35So the hawk to a jumpsuit versus the doctor green weed
00:28:39medical doctor outfit
00:28:42for the vote, but for me, which one is worse?
00:28:45Theoretically, people will enjoy the hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:28:49Like there will be some people that like, oh, my God, that's amazing.
00:28:52No one is going to enjoy Dr.
00:28:54Greenweed, so I'd have to go with Dr.
00:28:56Greenweed. Mook.
00:28:59Yeah, I think Dr.
00:29:01Greenweed is the worst costume, but the person wearing the hawk
00:29:05to a jumpsuit is the worst person.
00:29:07Oh, my God. That's fair.
00:29:09That's fair. So I'm kind of split.
00:29:11I if we're going strictly off costume, it has to be greenweed.
00:29:15But I almost want to vote the hawk to a one because whoever the seventy
00:29:18five hundred people looking at this are
00:29:21the worst people in the world.
00:29:22But that just shows we don't know what's truly popular.
00:29:26Yeah, the masses. That's makes me feel bad.
00:29:28Is Haley Welch getting a bag off that?
00:29:30Oh, yeah, it's licensed.
00:29:32Oh, it's officially I don't think it's officially.
00:29:33What does that mean?
00:29:34Oh, it is a recognizable logo.
00:29:38It's it's you're rocking this officially licensed
00:29:40talk to a jumpsuit costume.
00:29:42It's licensed. She's getting money off this.
00:29:44Good for her. I like greenweed too much.
00:29:46I'm going green with two for greenweed, Nick.
00:29:51You know, this jumpsuit is like dog shit material, too.
00:29:54Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:55Do you think the worst did did she do hawk to a too late for them
00:29:58to actually make an actual costume?
00:30:00So you're like, OK, let's do the female inmate costume with a patch on it.
00:30:05Yes. They just had like a little bit of extra pink dye at the Chinese factory.
00:30:10Kids are just dying to make hock to a jumpsuit.
00:30:12Imagine dying in the machine that makes the hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:30:16Chinese worker on a live leak video getting rushed to death
00:30:20in hydraulic press, making a hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:30:27What a way to go.
00:30:29Yeah, there's like.
00:30:31Somebody's livelihood is making this.
00:30:33That is so.
00:30:36It's the hawk to a jumpsuit.
00:30:37That shit sucks because it's not even the whole premise is about being a whore.
00:30:43Yeah. And this is the least slutty costume that I could wear.
00:30:47That's a great point.
00:30:48This is just a vague jumpsuit with just one patch
00:30:51that no one recognizes as the hawk to a brand.
00:30:54You can just easily if you want, if you're so giddy about hawk to it,
00:30:58just do like your own makeshift costume.
00:31:02Is it more embarrassing to show up to a costume dress
00:31:04to talk to an officially licensed hawk to a gear or hawk to a gear?
00:31:08You made yourself officially like officially, definitely officially.
00:31:12I think it's so embarrassing. Yeah.
00:31:14Wait, there's a men's one.
00:31:16Oh, it's blue, right?
00:31:17Yeah. How do you know what? Yeah.
00:31:20It's I don't know, man.
00:31:25Oh, wait. OK, so they do have let me see if I could screencap this logo.
00:31:28It is. So the logo is like almost a like a mechanics logo.
00:31:33Talk to a lubrication expert.
00:31:34So the idea is, I guess, that you're like the double play on the oil change loop.
00:31:39Yeah. OK, so that makes it less funny.
00:31:43Yeah. Gabby.
00:31:45Yeah, it's the hawk to a one.
00:31:47Two for hawk to a two for.
00:31:49Oh, God damn it.
00:31:50Two for Dr. Greenweed.
00:31:54Jack. Yeah.
00:31:55You saying Dr. Greenweed just sent a shiver down my spine.
00:31:57Dr. Greenweed.
00:31:58Just because, like, talk to you, you can.
00:32:00It's at least an attempt at like something
00:32:04somewhat topical this year.
00:32:06Dr. Greenweed is just
00:32:09that it's no creativity, no imagination.
00:32:12It's just like I obviously have trucks I'd like to give you.
00:32:15This makes me think, though, like how many other like viral sensations
00:32:18had some sort of Halloween costume with the spirit
00:32:20how we make like a damn Daniel costume or whatever like that.
00:32:22I feel like they did. Yeah.
00:32:25Or shoes, white vans, white vans, vans, white vans.
00:32:31Shit. Damn, Daniel.
00:32:34Back again with the white.
00:32:35That was like the whole thing. Yeah.
00:32:37So what do you call it?
00:32:38Dr. Greenweed, our favorite medicinal doctor, is going to move on.
00:32:41We're going to second half.
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00:33:46I am very curious how many other of these viral sensations had to have had
00:33:50costumes. We have to look more into that later.
00:33:52But first, we have our net on the other side of the bracket.
00:33:54We have our first matchup from the West, which is you guys,
00:33:58the anus boys specifically, you're really going to love this one,
00:34:00especially with the description.
00:34:02Another one.
00:34:03The Violet Beauregard inflatable costume.
00:34:06Mm hmm. So the violin, she didn't make her face blue.
00:34:10So give this one a read.
00:34:13Be love, Willy Wonka, we've got the perfect costume for you.
00:34:18Suit up in this officially licensed Violet inflatable costume
00:34:23and you'll be turning heads at any Halloween outing.
00:34:28So in my opinion, you will love it.
00:34:30You love it, Wonka.
00:34:31This is not the perfect costume.
00:34:34That would be Willy Wonka.
00:34:35Yeah, you're right.
00:34:36This is for Violet Beauregard fans.
00:34:38Also, look at the size.
00:34:40It says one size fits most.
00:34:41That's tough.
00:34:43Oh, imagine does she fit into a Violet Beauregard?
00:34:49She doesn't.
00:34:51That's the only way I want her.
00:34:53If you can see the shape of her body under that.
00:34:57So the adult Violet Beauregard inflatable costume,
00:35:00Willy Wonka in the Chalk Factory is going up against another great description.
00:35:05The adult pirate,
00:35:08the adult pirate costume, the guys, maybe the pose so hot.
00:35:13It's so hot.
00:35:15The probably the gayest pose a man has ever made in the history of mankind.
00:35:21Yeah. The one foot up
00:35:24hand on hip.
00:35:25Look at his ass.
00:35:26He's got a puzzling midsection.
00:35:27Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:29It's it is unbelievable.
00:35:31The adult Captain Hunk.
00:35:33Oh, I just read his name.
00:35:35The belt, sash and the sword turns you into a total hunk.
00:35:38So the the adult Captain Hunk costume versus the adult Violet
00:35:42inflatable costume, to me, I think.
00:35:46That if you are looking at this big lady in the Violet Beauregard costume,
00:35:49that is the most hated human being in the party.
00:35:52You cannot move. Yeah.
00:35:54Without bumping into this person, that is the worst.
00:35:56The you're trying to talk to Veruca Salt at the party.
00:35:59And she's like, no, she came here with me.
00:36:01Get out of here.
00:36:02Like that one video of the girl, like pushing a guy out of the way,
00:36:05like walking like an offensive lineman, it was Beauregard.
00:36:08It'd be a great name for a guard in the football.
00:36:11Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:36:12Number 66 Beauregard.
00:36:15So actually the star, which one do you think is the the worst Halloween costume,
00:36:18the adult Violet Beauregard costume or the Captain Hunk?
00:36:22So the Beauregard costume,
00:36:24as you mentioned, tough for like intimate or crowded gatherings.
00:36:29That being said, it does make sense.
00:36:30Like if you're thinking about what a Violet Beauregard costume is,
00:36:33pretty much this may be some blue face makeup.
00:36:36The other one is just it's a little bit much.
00:36:39Obviously, the guy's posing very funny, but you're just in your underwear.
00:36:43And the same hunk from the first one, I was going to say, is it?
00:36:47Yeah, it is. He had himself a day.
00:36:51That was a good day at work for him, dude.
00:36:53And another optical illusion bulge.
00:36:56But I think he's a two bulge man.
00:36:57If you can pull this off, absolutely go for it.
00:36:59But I think the pirates got to be the worst one.
00:37:02The pirate is the worst one, KB.
00:37:05Yeah, I think the Violet Beauregard is what Halloween is about.
00:37:08Like, that's what it looks like.
00:37:10And that's what she's doing.
00:37:13Yeah, then you just can't be wearing underwear.
00:37:16You just can't.
00:37:17If the temperature isn't regulated in the party, this guy said he's the worst.
00:37:21He's just sopping wet and smelly.
00:37:23You need to be under control, Nick.
00:37:27I'm assuming the market for the pirate is gay, right?
00:37:29Again, this guy does poppers.
00:37:30If that's the case, then I get it.
00:37:33Then I yeah, if it's a straight man doing it, that's when it's he looks gay.
00:37:37It's fruity. Yeah, it's only gay if a straight guy does it.
00:37:40Yeah, but Beauregard would just really annoy me.
00:37:45So one function.
00:37:46Oh, yeah.
00:37:47She goes into if you go into a crowded bar with that, that on.
00:37:51Yeah, that's a nuisance.
00:37:53So you're going to swap to Beauregard?
00:37:54No, because I'm just assuming in general costume. Fair.
00:37:58So one for Beauregard, two for the pirate, Mook.
00:38:02I think the Beauregard costume like rips.
00:38:04I think that's an awesome costume.
00:38:07And like KB said, that's what Halloween is for to be ridiculous.
00:38:11The guy with the pirate outfit is either gay
00:38:13or he's a straight guy just looking for attention.
00:38:16Yeah. So I'm going with the pirate outfit.
00:38:20That means the pirate is going to move on.
00:38:22Next up, we have what I think this is.
00:38:25This is my favorite single option in the in the entirety of this bracket.
00:38:29But first, the one it's going against, which is just the costume itself
00:38:32is whatever, but the model is really what makes it.
00:38:35And it's the the adult Minions hoodie.
00:38:39Look at that guy.
00:38:40He's just got the most sinister look on his face.
00:38:43Wait, do Minions have two different color eyes?
00:38:47The heterochromia.
00:38:48I thought they're all black.
00:38:50And then I didn't know they had cornice.
00:38:54So the Minions are going up against, I think, again,
00:38:57my favorite single option, which is the plus size vampire
00:39:01plus size vampire.
00:39:06Please, please read the description for this one.
00:39:09Oh, my God.
00:39:11Thirsty for some blood.
00:39:13This adult vampire costume will get you ready for nightfall.
00:39:17The velvet shirt features a paisley design that will have you
00:39:20looking sophisticated during your hunt for dinner
00:39:23on the plus size costume, the hunt for dinner.
00:39:27That's what I had to.
00:39:31That really fucking got me.
00:39:33The rest of it's whatever.
00:39:34But just like, yeah, the plus size
00:39:37plus size vampire on the hunt for dinner is just really fucking what makes it
00:39:41plus size, bigger size, I guess.
00:39:44It'll be funny if his name was Count Calories.
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:52So the the plus size vampire versus the Minion hoodie.
00:39:58Let's start with you, Mook.
00:40:01Uh.
00:40:04Dude, I honestly I don't know where to go here.
00:40:07I think the Minion hoodie is kind of a kind of a vibe, dude.
00:40:13I think it's kind of a vibe.
00:40:16I think I'd rock the Minion.
00:40:17When Mook first started at Barstool, he exclusively wore a Minion colored hoodie.
00:40:21That was like an eight inch.
00:40:23And me and Kyle had to sit him down.
00:40:24I'm sure he thought he was being fired.
00:40:25We're like, dude, you can't wear that.
00:40:26Anyway, it's the worst shit in the whole world.
00:40:29It was like a crusty yellow.
00:40:31Oh, Brad. Yeah.
00:40:33Well, I have a fixation with yellow.
00:40:35I think I like the Minion hoodie.
00:40:39I would like to wear that to work one day.
00:40:40Yeah, you would. Yeah.
00:40:42Ew, no.
00:40:45And I don't know the vampire.
00:40:48I feel like being a vampire is kind of basic on Halloween.
00:40:53I think I'm going with the vampire is the worst one.
00:40:56I like them. I like the Minion one.
00:40:58Count Snackula.
00:41:00That's good.
00:41:01Yeah, Nick.
00:41:03I mean, vampires only drink blood, so there can't be a fat vampire, can there?
00:41:09Maybe he got bit when he was already fat.
00:41:11Got bit when he was fat. Yeah.
00:41:13That would sound...
00:41:15He kept on the human weight.
00:41:19Freshman 15.
00:41:20Vampires biting like those immobile 600 pound people that are stuck to their couch.
00:41:25Sitting there for eternity.
00:41:28That would be a good show.
00:41:30What was that dude's name?
00:41:31Chris Asante.
00:41:33Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:41:34Him getting bit.
00:41:34He would have a field day with him.
00:41:36Oh, my God.
00:41:37I thought Steven?
00:41:38Steven Asante.
00:41:40Oh, yeah.
00:41:41Oh, yes, yes.
00:41:42I'm going I'm going plus size.
00:41:44No, no, because fat people can be vampires, too.
00:41:48I'm going Minion.
00:41:50That shit sucks.
00:41:51It's just it's like a hoodie is such a cop out of a costume.
00:41:55It's not even good.
00:41:56It looks like so shitty.
00:41:58Dude, what are you guys talking about?
00:41:59The Minion rules.
00:42:00This stinks.
00:42:02Because like, he's a big enough of a dweeb to be a Minion for Halloween,
00:42:07but he's too big of a pussy to be just be a
00:42:11a full Minion.
00:42:12Yeah. To wear a hoodie.
00:42:15So one to one right now,
00:42:18KB. The Minions hoodie.
00:42:21Two for the Minions hoodie.
00:42:22Che?
00:42:24I think the Minions hoodie is a good costume.
00:42:27Like both of my kids went trick or treating last year and they were Minions.
00:42:31I don't think I dressed up, but maybe I did.
00:42:36I'm I have to I got to look back.
00:42:39My thing is, there might be a photo of me in this costume.
00:42:42I don't remember if I dressed up.
00:42:44It's not a costume. It's just a hoodie.
00:42:47Well, yeah, I mean, you know, you can be a full blown Minion.
00:42:50Yeah, you wear overalls and this is a cop.
00:42:52All right. So my kids last year.
00:42:54But we're going on work.
00:42:55Yeah, they went they went all out.
00:42:56I know. Did I?
00:42:58Well, why wouldn't you be grew if they were the Minions?
00:43:02Maybe that I don't know what you want.
00:43:05I don't have a picture of all of us now, but we are right now two to one
00:43:08in favor of the Minion hoodie, which one are you going, Che?
00:43:11We're going worse, right? Yeah.
00:43:13Yes. I mean, the the the vampire two to two.
00:43:18I think between these two, I think the Minion thing is
00:43:22it's a it's a lamer costume.
00:43:24I think plus size vampire just as long as we are including the fact
00:43:27that it's a plus size vampire is just funnier.
00:43:31And the description of it, I think, and this in the spirit of Spirit
00:43:34Halloween, I think it'll move it on for me.
00:43:36So plus size vampires move on.
00:43:39Now we have the seven versus the 10.
00:43:41The seven seat is the adult delivery man.
00:43:45Another fantastic description, if you if you care to get it, maybe.
00:43:50Oh, yeah. Adult, as opposed to what?
00:43:53Deliver. Yeah, right.
00:43:55Like only the child costumes say child unless they're for a child's job.
00:44:00This is under the sexy Halloween costumes, by the way. Oh.
00:44:05OK, deliver some laughs this Halloween
00:44:08when you wear this big loads delivery man, big.
00:44:12This hilarious costume includes a shirt, shorts and a hat.
00:44:17Doesn't even get the box.
00:44:19Giving you everything you need to nail the look.
00:44:22Crack up your friends.
00:44:24And family, this spooky season.
00:44:28Yeah, there's nothing like big loads delivery.
00:44:31It's just yeah, it's just so on the nose.
00:44:36And that's going up against the the adult white pharaoh.
00:44:40Oh, my God, it cost.
00:44:43Whoa, I like this. Yeah, that's swaggy.
00:44:45Yeah, that is swaggy.
00:44:46Be the toughest pharaoh at the party while wearing this king of Egypt's
00:44:49men's costume.
00:44:49Lead the people of Egypt in a sleeveless shirt.
00:44:52I mean, you look good.
00:44:54Yeah, I want to wear it.
00:44:56You should go as pharaoh.
00:44:57I want to just wear it like just around. Yeah, soon.
00:45:03This adult delivery release.
00:45:05It looks like a onesie.
00:45:08Is it like zoom in?
00:45:10Is it attached?
00:45:12I think it's tucked in like a romper and like it's such an unnatural.
00:45:17Talk, I think I'm going to maybe I think the the big loads
00:45:22I think that's pretty good costume.
00:45:24The big load delivery.
00:45:25Yeah. UPS guy.
00:45:26You got sexual innuendo, comfortable shirt, shorts and a T-shirt.
00:45:30Although, but don't you think it's just like, I mean, we're crass for a living,
00:45:34but like, don't you think that's like much big loads going to somebody's party?
00:45:38The big loads hat is bad.
00:45:40Yeah, I kind of like it.
00:45:41The the king of Egypt costume looks like something an NBA player
00:45:45would like, walk into the arena.
00:45:46Yes, it does.
00:45:47Who's Milo Kuzma wore that? Yeah.
00:45:52So so the start with you, Mook, the adult delivery man
00:45:56versus the adult white pharaoh.
00:45:58I don't like any costume that's like cosplaying a blue collar worker
00:46:02and trying to make it sexy.
00:46:03Yeah, like those fucking delivery dudes grind their asses off.
00:46:06It's a it's a bullshit ass costume,
00:46:10which makes me hate it,
00:46:11which makes me think it's the worst costume out of the two.
00:46:13The pharaoh is if you're a if you're a fucking good looking dude,
00:46:17you're getting laid going out in that costume.
00:46:19So I think the pharaoh is a better costume.
00:46:22Fuck the UPS one. That's the worst.
00:46:24Oh, I just read the delivery one.
00:46:26Also, the back of the shirt is one giant logo that says big loads delivery.
00:46:32Yeah, fuck that. The entire back of the shirt.
00:46:36Like, at least be subtle.
00:46:38Exactly. Nick.
00:46:41I hate that shit.
00:46:43Loads are disgusting.
00:46:45Describing them as big is disgusting.
00:46:48Fuck that shit.
00:46:50And like you for you could just be so much more clever.
00:46:54Exactly. So two for big loads delivery, KB.
00:46:57Yeah, this is the lowest form of expression
00:47:00to wear this big loads costume.
00:47:03I hate it so much.
00:47:04And I love the pharaoh costume.
00:47:06So this is an easy one for me.
00:47:09Jay, I still like the big loads.
00:47:11But like, wouldn't you like it to be like a UPS logo?
00:47:15And it says like unlimited.
00:47:17Yeah. Potential semen, penis, semen, penis, unlimited penis, semen.
00:47:22Or like, yes, that's a little on the like Jersey Shore, like a female body.
00:47:26Right. But like this just has big loads.
00:47:29Like it'd be funnier if you went like Jay, like like with your arms in a box,
00:47:34like if you wore a box out and you were like, I'm I'm I'm a I'm a big box.
00:47:38Yeah. Something like that.
00:47:40FedEx fed your ex, my
00:47:45we got there. And yeah,
00:47:49I'm not I'm not moving off, but I like the big loads costume.
00:47:52So you're going in with the pharaoh costume.
00:47:54You get it. You know, I also don't like the pharaoh costume.
00:47:57It's it's a bit much.
00:47:59You got things draped over you.
00:48:01This has big loads with oozing cum.
00:48:03Wait, where's the oozing cum?
00:48:05Oh, I thought I thought the font was gooey.
00:48:08Oh, I'm wearing a gooey font shirt right now.
00:48:11No, it's just a box. I got one.
00:48:15It's just a regular box. Yes.
00:48:16You're going to go with the pharaoh.
00:48:18I think the pharaoh is the worst is worse. Yes.
00:48:21I'm going to go with the big loads delivery as well.
00:48:24And what is the back of the shirt?
00:48:25So we'll handle your box and like it.
00:48:29OK. Mm hmm.
00:48:31And then the front says large package express. Yeah.
00:48:35So that means we get to move on to the number two.
00:48:37Severs, the 15th to the Tuesday were that he did one that says fragile.
00:48:43Yeah, we have to.
00:48:45This is a combo costume, a group costume, the first being
00:48:49the Chipotle fork.
00:48:52Oh, oh, wait, wait.
00:48:55What the fuck is this fake?
00:48:58I'm calling this right now.
00:48:59This is a Chipotle napkin.
00:49:03And can you please hit the Chipotle napkin?
00:49:06A description.
00:49:08That's crazy. It's giving group costume.
00:49:11Clean up nicely this Halloween with the official Chipotle napkin costume.
00:49:17It is, I promise you, the realest thing in the world is that's our to see
00:49:20the fork. The fork is a black suit.
00:49:23It's a black. That's it.
00:49:24You have to put the hands up.
00:49:26That shit sucks.
00:49:29It says the fork, the myth, the legend.
00:49:33I think it's kind of funny.
00:49:35The napkin sucks.
00:49:37So it has some type of explanation that it is Chipotle at the beaches.
00:49:41The fork is just a black, black body suit.
00:49:44But it's silly. Yeah.
00:49:46Yeah, it is silly.
00:49:47It's like, oh, I'm a fork.
00:49:48And you have to hold your hands like that all night.
00:49:50You can get away with the Chipotle napkin if you have like a crew
00:49:53of like four people. Yes.
00:49:55It's like we're napkins.
00:49:57You're dressing in head to toe, like blackface and just being like,
00:50:00I'm a fork. Don't you guys get it like? Yeah.
00:50:02So that's going up against and this one is more of a disturbing looking one.
00:50:08The adult Aang costume from Avatar, the last airbender,
00:50:11just an adult dressed like a small Asian boy.
00:50:13That's scary. Nothing quite like it, especially like Steve said, the mask.
00:50:17There's just something about the mask being a boy. Yeah.
00:50:23Look at me, I'm a 45 year old man dressed like a little boy.
00:50:27So let's start with you, Chet or Che, which one do you think is the worst costume?
00:50:31The combo Chipotle costume or the adult Aang?
00:50:35I think it's got to be the combo Chipotle because like the other one does suck
00:50:38and is a terrible costume.
00:50:40But I'm not familiar with like the green man costume.
00:50:42Like, is it all one piece or is the head of different people?
00:50:44I think it's all one piece. That's a hood.
00:50:47Like, yeah, you're just entrapped in this garment for hours.
00:50:52Also, it's very potentially racially insensitive.
00:50:56What is the the four costume?
00:51:01It just doesn't make sense.
00:51:02Like you're going in full body black.
00:51:03Yeah. Throw KG jersey over it.
00:51:06Yeah, KG jersey on top.
00:51:11Yeah, the Chipotle for me.
00:51:14One for the Chipotle, KB.
00:51:16The Chipotle shit is like almost so nonsensical
00:51:19that it's borderlines on funny. I like it.
00:51:22So for that reason, I'm going to go
00:51:26the the Asian boy mask,
00:51:29which I think is also kind of funny, but it is funny
00:51:33with the person wearing it, isn't wearing it to be funny.
00:51:35Yeah. You know who's wearing that costume?
00:51:37Ken Jack. Ken Jack and like 22 year old black dudes that love anime.
00:51:41Yeah. Yes, correct. Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:44They would be doing like six stunts, though.
00:51:45Yeah. Yes, I would not.
00:51:49Nick, it's the Aang.
00:51:51If you're going to go as like a boy, don't wear the mask of the boy.
00:51:55Just like have your face and paint an arrow on your forehead.
00:51:57I think that would be way more acceptable.
00:52:00Agreed. And the quality looks like shit.
00:52:05By the way, there were I found out there are other Chipotle outfits.
00:52:09There's also a burrito, which is a silver bodysuit.
00:52:12And OK. That would be funny to see as a group.
00:52:16Chipotle was the other one I missed.
00:52:19Oh, the water cup.
00:52:22The to go bag. That's the other one I missed.
00:52:24So it is a full thing or full group costume.
00:52:27So two for the adult adult little Asian boy costume,
00:52:30one for the Chipotle and MOOC.
00:52:34I think the Chipotle ones like kind of it could be a hit at a part.
00:52:39It could be fun.
00:52:39Like, I would love to go out as napkins.
00:52:42Yeah. The Aang one.
00:52:45It's just a bad look.
00:52:48If you're if you're not the right type of person wearing that costume,
00:52:50it's just a bad look. I'm going to go with the Aang.
00:52:52I'm going to go with the Aang as well.
00:52:53So the Aang is going to move on before we get to the next half.
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00:54:05First match for the playoffs.
00:54:06The oh boy, the hunky nerd
00:54:10versus the roaring 20s guy with his bowling hat.
00:54:13Starting with you, Mook.
00:54:16The hunky nerd.
00:54:18The hunky nerd with the glasses.
00:54:20Yeah, and the two bulges.
00:54:24I the thing is, those costumes are tough
00:54:26because if you're a hot guy with confidence, you're buying that shit.
00:54:30If you're a hot guy with confidence, I'm going to hate you no matter what you're wearing.
00:54:33It's true. Yeah.
00:54:35I think the roaring 20s is just such a bad.
00:54:39You can be whatever you want on Halloween and you pick that to be quirky.
00:54:43You're you're you're just off.
00:54:46Roaring 20s is the is the worst or the worst costume.
00:54:50One for the roaring 20s, Nick.
00:54:52Nobody will like the fucking roaring 20s costume.
00:54:56I hate this shit so fucking much.
00:54:59I hate it so much.
00:55:00It's my least favorite one by a mile.
00:55:03There's no place for that in a car.
00:55:04It's not a it's nobody.
00:55:06I said it. I've said enough about it.
00:55:08I've wasted too much energy on this fucking shit. I hate it.
00:55:11It's almost like in the other areas where you have like a like a 60s
00:55:14one where they were like the Google, the Google or what do you call go go boots
00:55:17and hippies, glasses and hippie shit.
00:55:20There's like something to that, at least.
00:55:21There's just nothing to the roaring 20s guy.
00:55:24KB sucks.
00:55:27I don't know.
00:55:28The roaring 20s one just elicits such a void of any emotion or feelings for me.
00:55:33I think if your goal was to just blend in and not get noticed, maybe wear that.
00:55:37But which ultimately proves that it's the worst kind of Halloween costume.
00:55:43And that's going up against the hunky nerd.
00:55:45Yes. Oh, that's worse.
00:55:47That's worse. That would make me feel hate.
00:55:49The hunky nerd would. Yeah.
00:55:51Unless he was like a like a portly guy.
00:55:53If it was a fat guy. Funny. Yeah.
00:55:56Yeah. Even that's about piss me off.
00:55:58Really fat guy doing that.
00:55:59That's so unfunny these days.
00:56:02Not well, what level?
00:56:03How fat would this guy have to be?
00:56:05Like, I think if he's like pretty out of shape, it would be Brandon doing it.
00:56:08I like. Yeah. So Brandon's not fat.
00:56:10He's someone who's a portly or husky.
00:56:13Yeah, I guess.
00:56:15But otherwise, you're just naked.
00:56:18You're just you want attention.
00:56:19So they're the two most opposite costumes. Right.
00:56:22So I'm for that reason, I'm going to go the hunky.
00:56:26It's a horrible word.
00:56:28Hunky nerd. It's a bad word.
00:56:29Hunky nerd.
00:56:32It's a terrible word.
00:56:32KB or Che.
00:56:34Oh, I might have to.
00:56:35Oh, I oh, I just went on a rant about how I hate the fucking 20s guy.
00:56:39But like I'm I haven't thought once of what these people would be saying at the party.
00:56:44And I know this guy would be just like, oh, oh, oh, sorry.
00:56:49You're like you're like leaning into the being a nerd, a nerd. Yeah.
00:56:54Like you probably like.
00:56:56No, I fucking hate the other one too much.
00:56:59Jay. Hunky nerd.
00:57:01I mean, even if someone can pull it off really well,
00:57:04you're going to hate that person upon seeing them.
00:57:09So hunky nerd is the worst.
00:57:11Getting the pulp beat out of you in that hunky.
00:57:16Like if you had a hot chick with you, what would if it was a couple's cost
00:57:20and what would she be?
00:57:21Hot book.
00:57:25Sexy ass book.
00:57:27Sexy fucking textbook.
00:57:28Oh, my God.
00:57:32Sexy is OK.
00:57:34That makes more sense.
00:57:34The hunky nerds with the hot book. Yeah.
00:57:39So between these two, we're two to two.
00:57:41I think that the I agree that the boring 20s guy just elicits nothing.
00:57:46Like there's a zero emotion, negative or positive comes out of it.
00:57:49I would get mad at the hunky nerd guy more often than not,
00:57:51because again, that guy like we're saying, you have to be both hot and confident
00:57:55or at least if not hot, then overly confident in.
00:57:59You shouldn't be in either way.
00:58:00I don't like that person.
00:58:01So I would go with the hunky nerd and move that on.
00:58:04Next up, we have Dr. Greenweed, everyone's favorite cannabis supplier
00:58:08and prescription writer
00:58:10versus the ghost face flannel shirt.
00:58:12So fucking stupid, Jay.
00:58:17So one is just like a very bad joke.
00:58:20The other one just is nonsensical, like it's not.
00:58:22There is a costume for Ghostface.
00:58:24This is not it.
00:58:25It is a jacket or sweatshirt that's saying that you like Ghostface.
00:58:31I feel like that one's going to be pretty tough to beat for me.
00:58:34So Ghostface jacket.
00:58:35And again, in the description, they say show how much you love Ghostface.
00:58:39Yeah, by wearing this, which is a classic Halloween costume.
00:58:43Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:44Yeah. I think that's like the the prototypical costume is the scream mask.
00:58:49Yes. Agreed.
00:58:50And this this costume is just a hoodie with a little patch of the screen mask.
00:58:55Correct.
00:58:57That's the worst.
00:58:58The prototypical was the mask and that knife where you could pump blood into it
00:59:01like that, that buck knife thing where you could like, you know,
00:59:03you press the little pump and it would.
00:59:05Oh, yeah. That was so sick.
00:59:07That thing was awesome.
00:59:08Yeah, I remember that.
00:59:10So you're going to go with the flannel, Jay.
00:59:14That denotes like you're like you're you want to look cool.
00:59:18Yeah, it's not your pussy, basically.
00:59:23More or less, anyway, Nick, you're a pussy.
00:59:28Fucking pussy.
00:59:31What's it going up against?
00:59:32I would fuck him.
00:59:35It's going up. Dr. Green, we.
00:59:37Oh, that shit sucks.
00:59:40I think every time Kendrick says it, I'm just like, yeah, that's the worst.
00:59:43Is it's like it's the least creative name for like a weed doctor to
00:59:49green weed.
00:59:52All right.
00:59:52I mean, doctor, that's selling this green weed.
00:59:55What should his name be?
00:59:56I was orange, the drug dealer, so it's not that far off.
00:59:58Yeah, that makes sense.
01:00:01It's I'm going green weed.
01:00:03One for green weed, two for ghost face flannel.
01:00:07If we're going like fundamentally bad costume,
01:00:13the flat, I mean, the flannel is just the worst.
01:00:16It's a flannel. It's a jacket with a patch on it.
01:00:18It's not it's not a costume.
01:00:20There's definitely dudes that have bought that flannel
01:00:22like unironically just to wear out.
01:00:25Yeah. No one would be like, that's a costume.
01:00:28Nice costume.
01:00:30No, you couldn't trick or treating that ever.
01:00:34So the flannel is going to move on and now it's the flannel
01:00:37versus everyone's favorite, the hunky nerd to move into the finals.
01:00:41Mook. Give me the flannel.
01:00:44Which one's the funnel?
01:00:46The ghost, the ghost face.
01:00:47Oh, OK. Give me the flannel.
01:00:49Just terrible.
01:00:52This is ghost face flannel.
01:00:53Yes, it moved on.
01:00:55Oh, yeah. I mean, we'd only got a single.
01:00:57You got the only vote for Dr. Greenweed.
01:01:01I can like smell that flannel.
01:01:06It's like it's like musty.
01:01:07He wears it every single day to school
01:01:10and then he passes it off on Halloween. Yeah.
01:01:17That guy's not living good.
01:01:18He promised. Oh, no, he's not doing good.
01:01:20He has like, no, his parents fight a lot.
01:01:22He has to do this for lunch or for breakfast.
01:01:25It's like it's almost nostalgic to me, but I'm going to go with it
01:01:32because I can I have an odor in my nostrils right now.
01:01:35He's microwaving saltines with shredded cheese and calling it.
01:01:37He has an invaders in backpack.
01:01:40Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:01:42Oh, yeah. You smell it. Holy shit.
01:01:48I knew that's exactly a lot of the things I say are only for you.
01:01:51I knew that kid is in high school.
01:01:53His name was Dustin. Oh, yeah.
01:01:55He was. Yeah, KB.
01:01:58It's the ghost face versus what?
01:02:01The hunky nerd.
01:02:04I hate the hunky nerd so much.
01:02:06Like if you want to wear underwear, just wear underwear.
01:02:09Don't disguise it as like, oh, I'm a nerd.
01:02:12Mm hmm. So one for the hunky.
01:02:14But no, but it's it's better than a fucking flannel hoodie
01:02:17and Halloween costume with where you could just wear the mask.
01:02:22It's a better option.
01:02:25And again, the mask is a patch.
01:02:27You could have just wore the mask and it's cheaper.
01:02:30Yeah, this is almost more effort.
01:02:33It's like literally a quarter of the price to buy the mask on the on Spirit
01:02:36Halloween. It's crazy.
01:02:38Check the flannel.
01:02:41Easily the final flannel.
01:02:43So the flannel is going to go to the finals on the other side.
01:02:45We have the plus size vampire versus the
01:02:50adult pirate.
01:02:52What was the name again?
01:02:52Like Dr. Captain Hunk.
01:02:54It's always hunk. Why?
01:02:55They love hunk on this website.
01:02:57So, yeah, Captain Hunk versus the plus size vampire.
01:03:00What do they call the sexy women costume?
01:03:02Honey or sexy?
01:03:04I think it's sexy.
01:03:04It's always just says sexy, sexy and hunk.
01:03:07OK, yeah.
01:03:08So let's start with you, Jay.
01:03:11I think the I don't think the vampire
01:03:16plus size vampire is like that bad of a costume.
01:03:19So I think the pirate, for all the reasons we're saying, the hunk,
01:03:22it's the same costume, essentially.
01:03:24Mm hmm. And it's literally the same model.
01:03:27Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:29KB.
01:03:30Yeah, I think it's really funny that they called it plus size.
01:03:33You can just call it vampire costume and go up.
01:03:36Yeah, that's no, it's a skinny guy going as a fat vampire.
01:03:41It's so me.
01:03:43Oh, you can't get a large vampire.
01:03:45You have to get a small plus size vampire.
01:03:47The idea of a plus size vampire is funny.
01:03:50Like, it's very funny.
01:03:53Your midnight snacks are at noon.
01:03:59Just sneaking out at lunch during lunch to get a sneak.
01:04:04And they're trying not to get caught.
01:04:06Everybody else in their lunch is like all snacks anyway.
01:04:10Both the plus size vampire and the regular plus size don't like me.
01:04:14The costume plus size is so funny because that's not what makes it plus.
01:04:18Right. It's you have sizes that go up.
01:04:20Right. I'm just thinking of a diabetic vampire that has to prick his own blood.
01:04:24Wait, wait, what are the size selections for the dude?
01:04:27It's a whole section on Spirit Halloween just for plus size XL.
01:04:30So there are. Oh, that's so fucked up.
01:04:33Just let them shop in the regular and it's a whole separate one.
01:04:36And it's just it look costumes are the exact same pictures as the one on the regular page.
01:04:40And you can't get a large vampire costume.
01:04:43And you know, his douchebag friends are like some girl would finally come up to him.
01:04:47They'd be like, oh, I like your vampire costume.
01:04:49Their friends be like, he's not a vampire.
01:04:51He's a plus size.
01:04:53Plus size vampire.
01:04:56Oh, yeah.
01:04:58Double wide coffee.
01:05:05Wait, which one did you search?
01:05:07I went to the park costume.
01:05:08Would you go for KB?
01:05:09No.
01:05:11It's the Captain Honk because it's like, dude, you're dressed.
01:05:14You're dressed as a ripped guy who's naked.
01:05:17And then he's like, nah, bud.
01:05:19I'm Captain Honk.
01:05:21That's the worst.
01:05:24Two for Captain Honk.
01:05:26I think we're forgetting that this is, I think, just for gay guys.
01:05:29Yeah.
01:05:30No dude can be a scam.
01:05:32Again, gay guys.
01:05:33Absolutely.
01:05:34I'm going with plus size vampire.
01:05:37Instead of turning to a bat at night, he turns into batter.
01:05:44Deep fries away.
01:05:47Shit.
01:05:48He's fatter.
01:05:49So, yeah, you're not bad.
01:05:50You're bad.
01:05:54Aren't they usually repellent to garlic?
01:05:56Yeah.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:58His guys.
01:06:01Captain Honk.
01:06:02Fuck Captain Honk.
01:06:04Captain Honk.
01:06:05Captain Honk.
01:06:06Captain Honk.
01:06:07It's going to move on.
01:06:10Can the title be worst Halloween costumes?
01:06:13Parentheses.
01:06:14Straight only.
01:06:16I would change my vote.
01:06:18Oh, absolutely.
01:06:19No.
01:06:20The gay people will ruin this bright room.
01:06:22This entire thing by being just significantly more to attract to
01:06:25wear most of these.
01:06:27So we have the adult Asian boy costume versus the delivery man.
01:06:32Big loads only.
01:06:34Starting with you, Mook.
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:37Fuck the big loads only.
01:06:38That shit is a bad joke.
01:06:41Bad form to cosplay a blue collar guy that's grinding his ass off.
01:06:46Fuck the big loads.
01:06:48Both the plus size vampire and regular plus size guy killed my
01:06:51steak to the heart.
01:06:55Dude, there's so many to the heart.
01:06:57Plus size vampires.
01:06:58That was good.
01:06:59Plus size vampires are so fucking funny.
01:07:02One for the delivery.
01:07:04Big loads only.
01:07:05Nick.
01:07:07He's going against 20s.
01:07:09It's going up.
01:07:10No going up against a adult Asian boy costume.
01:07:14That's just so weird.
01:07:16But I know the wearer of that.
01:07:18Like if you if you're an anime fan,
01:07:20but you also don't want to show your face like you're autistic is
01:07:23all hell and I feel bad for you a little bit.
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:30Yeah.
01:07:31Fuck.
01:07:34I hate big loads so much.
01:07:36Me too.
01:07:37You mean in general or the costume?
01:07:39Both.
01:07:40Both.
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:45I think too big of loads is embarrassing.
01:07:48That's true.
01:07:53Go ahead.
01:07:54What you're going to bring up a cum shot.
01:07:56I was Justin.
01:07:57There's that one.
01:08:00It was so fucking believable.
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03Verlander's load was nuts.
01:08:04Oh yeah.
01:08:05You didn't see him.
01:08:06No.
01:08:07Oh dude.
01:08:08It's it's unbelievable that that came out of a human being.
01:08:11I want to see this nut.
01:08:12It's like a gallon.
01:08:14Oh yeah.
01:08:15Yeah.
01:08:16It's unbelievable.
01:08:19How was this captured on tape?
01:08:20When all those when all those pictures came out.
01:08:22Oh yeah.
01:08:23Yeah.
01:08:24It's happening stuff.
01:08:25Yeah.
01:08:26All that.
01:08:27So two for delivering the big loads KB.
01:08:29Yeah.
01:08:30That one's horrible.
01:08:31It's tough.
01:08:32I hate that dude.
01:08:33That's wearing that.
01:08:34Yeah.
01:08:35It's the same dude that thinks like saying movie quotes is funny.
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Mm hmm.
01:08:41J.
01:08:42Which one are you going with?
01:08:45Big gang.
01:08:46Big gang.
01:08:47Big gang.
01:08:48That's a that's a cool nickname.
01:08:50Yeah.
01:08:51You made it sound cool.
01:08:52You made it sound like a drug lord.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:55Bob wives.
01:08:56Oh yeah.
01:08:57She dressed in peace.
01:08:58Big gang.
01:08:59Yeah.
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:01So the delivering big loads, a big load delivery guy versus the Captain Hunk to go into the
01:09:06finals against our post face final J.
01:09:12I've been pretty clear.
01:09:13I'm not as down on the big loads as everyone else.
01:09:17So I gotta go with the pirate, right?
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:22Captain Hunk KB.
01:09:23Captain Hunk versus what big loads.
01:09:26Oh yeah.
01:09:28Both I think are trying to be sexy or hot, but the big loads joke just makes the that
01:09:36one worse.
01:09:38One for the delivery.
01:09:39A big load delivery.
01:09:40Nick big loads isn't even about like dick size.
01:09:46You can have a small dick busting big.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51It's true.
01:09:52I'm a micro.
01:09:53You could suck it.
01:09:54Sex.
01:09:55You could be premature.
01:09:57If your best thing about your performance is the size of your loads.
01:10:03It's like Jose Altuve.
01:10:05Big ass bombs.
01:10:06Okay.
01:10:07No idea.
01:10:09I thought he had a Verlander size.
01:10:11No, no.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:13Yeah.
01:10:14When did that become like an expression of bravado?
01:10:16I guess.
01:10:17Peter North.
01:10:18Did he have huge loads?
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:20That's the signature.
01:10:22He's like the porn star back then.
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:26Yeah.
01:10:27I'm going big loads.
01:10:28I hate it.
01:10:29I fucking hate it.
01:10:30Another one for big loads.
01:10:31Mook.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33Fuck.
01:10:34Big loads.
01:10:35Fuck.
01:10:36Big loads.
01:10:37So delivering big loads.
01:10:38A big load delivery versus the ghost face flannel for the worst costume on the spirit
01:10:43Halloween store.
01:10:44Starting with you.
01:10:45Mook.
01:10:46You're putting me in a tough spot.
01:10:49Ghost face flannel is fundamentally a bad costume.
01:10:56Because it's not a costume.
01:10:57But big loads is the worst joke.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:03I'm going with the loads.
01:11:05I hate the loads.
01:11:07One for the loads.
01:11:08Nick.
01:11:09I can feel some pity for the flannel.
01:11:11He's in the mall.
01:11:12It's a hot topic or it's spirit.
01:11:15Just like, okay, you can get this but it has to be your Halloween costume too.
01:11:19That makes me want to shout out to you.
01:11:21It is sad because you can wear it to Halloween and then you can keep wearing it.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:11:26So we'll save a lot of money in the long run.
01:11:28That just hit me in the heart.
01:11:29Yeah, man.
01:11:30So I'm going big loads.
01:11:31I think I would like the guy in the flannel hoodie costume.
01:11:35But it's the worst costume.
01:11:37So you're going with the.
01:11:39It's the worst Halloween costume.
01:11:42But I'm going big loads.
01:11:43Because that's what I dislike more.
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:46Going with big loads.
01:11:47We're all big loads right now, Steve.
01:11:48Flannel.
01:11:51After that heart-wrenching scenario.
01:11:54Yeah.
01:11:55Is this like a vasectomy thing?
01:11:57Can you no longer shoot big loads and now you're reminiscing?
01:12:00No, I'm shooting some.
01:12:01I mean, I'm going in every night.
01:12:0411 deep right now.
01:12:05Yeah, but wouldn't that make them smaller if you're going more often?
01:12:08Is that how that works?
01:12:11It might be urban legend.
01:12:12I don't know.
01:12:13I don't know.
01:12:14Yeah, I don't know.
01:12:15Either way, I would go for delivering big loads as well.
01:12:19Which makes the winner of episode 144.
01:12:22Worst costume in the spirit Halloween store.
01:12:24Delivery of big loads.
01:12:25That guy.
01:12:26He's the worst guy.
01:12:27We're the champion of this one.
01:12:29I will go to bed thinking of 15 other jokes for the fat vampire.
01:12:34Plus-size vampire.
01:12:35Oh, yeah.
01:12:38Like, just imagine.
01:12:4015 different fat guys that I can think of just as a vampire.
01:12:43It's just so bucket party.
01:12:45But there's an episode winner.
01:12:49Big delivery.
01:12:50Thank you guys for joining.
01:12:51We'll be back next week with a new topic.