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00:00But yeah, it's like that's what Maury was where they just have like three guys come on and they're like
00:03Who's the father? Yeah, you're the father. This would be the greatest Maury episode of all. It'd be like a six-parter
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00:52I never seen a color on that color. What you guys got going on? I didn't know Tommy's got like a silver phone
00:58I didn't know that they came in silver
01:02Just caught my eye. Yeah, you have to ask you can't afford
01:05What color is yours? I just got a black phone. Black. I don't know what mine is. I think mine's
01:09I if you didn't if you if my phone was like this and you asked me what color was my phone. I wanted
01:15Yeah, something I never even think about. It's blue. Oh
01:18I don't know blue either. I just get the other the black phones black
01:24No, yours is white I
01:28Knew they had like a special they like a red one one time or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, they had AIDS one
01:32Yes, I just thought I phones were black
01:37The movie kind of stinks but McConaughey's acting is incredible. I've never seen that. I've never seen I watched
01:42There will be blood the other night. That's like the greatest movie all time
01:44I've never seen it on my list, but I always used to get that confused with
01:51What is the other cut no country for oh, yeah for some reason those two movies in my head are very entertaining
01:57I believe they come out the same year that you are not only right in like they have a similar vibe
02:03But they were shot in
02:06such close locations that
02:09No country for old men would have to stop filming when there will be blood was doing like dynamite scenes
02:14Oh, wow, it here it on their set. No country for old men is Javier Bardem, right? Yes. Yeah
02:19Okay, I've seen that one. I haven't seen there will be blood. Someone told me that yesterday. It's it that definitely happened with
02:25There will be blood and a movie. I'm pretty sure it was no country for all right
02:28Well that would explain it
02:29I don't know why and I feel like you agreed me for whatever reason those two movies in my head
02:33I can't figure out what's what
02:36All right
02:37Certainly not very similar. They're completely different errors and stuff like that
02:42But like the landscape the lens visually they look yeah, very similar. Did it come out 2007?
02:51Yeah topic number one
02:53Something that's taken the internet by storm. Maybe the hardest paternity test of all time porn star Bonnie blue who famously slept with
03:011057 men in one day is allegedly pregnant. No, she's not you think it's all just a publicity thing
03:07I don't believe any of these like it's all just trying to get attention. And yeah, well up there only fans and pops
03:12I respect the marketing game, but I feel like I'm he's probably
03:18Calling calling a hot take the guys were in condoms and they were they all wearing condoms
03:24I thought I'm sure they were wearing condoms
03:26So I saw something that the first guy didn't wear a condom classic
03:31And then they were worried that that put everybody at risk. That could be a fake rumor
03:35It wouldn't they have to get tested before they you get tested for STDs, but I imagine they're all fertile, right?
03:40Pregnancy. Yeah
03:46Also like I mean birth control and pull-out method that's got to be a hundred percent
03:52People are like, oh she's six with thousand guys. I've had six thousand times. I've barely ever
03:59Saw a very funny tweet that was like Bonnie blues birth control and like guide the thousand guys who was the Jon Snow like
04:08Bastards like I I don't know
04:10I just don't I think they're always trying to market get their name bigger and I just I don't know
04:15It could be true. That wouldn't shock me, but I'm sure it's not
04:18Do you think we could convince me that him touching her boo?
04:24Yeah, but like an I I ud that's got to be a hundred got it that's got to be a hundred percent effective, right?
04:29Yeah. Yeah, I think
04:32the you're missing a bigger point is that means she's like
04:36Having recreational sex for pleasure on the side and then fucking a thousand fifty-seven guys in a day and then just going back to her
04:42I'm sure she yeah. Yeah, but like that's just so like where does when does she go to the grocery store?
04:47she's just
04:49She's getting in you dated with
04:51the
04:53Yeah, I don't know these these
04:55How do you so or is it do you have to get DNA from all thousand guy?
04:59Yeah, what you have to like get the DNA like you can't I mean for this I guess is ignorant
05:05But she has the baby
05:07Can you just then from you when you see the baby get figure out who the dad is you have to test all the DNA?
05:11Yeah, I would think you have to test everyone
05:13Huh?
05:13I mean
05:14I assume the only way you don't have to test everyone is if you figure it out in like the first 500
05:18Yeah, but yeah, it's like that's what Maury was where they just have like three guys come on and they're like
05:23Who's the father? Yeah, you're the father. This would be the greatest episode of all they'd be like a six-parter
05:30It's it's it's like uncomfortable talking about that stuff. It's just weird
05:34I I don't find don't you don't I think I don't such a person look. I look I like I enjoy
05:41Pornography and sex but for some reason she's taking it both too far and I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I thought she was nice
05:50Pleasure of meeting her but I it's it's like one of watch me fuck a thousand people. No
05:59What fucking planet I want to watch I know I don't watch it, but I'm not I'm not gonna shame her for it
06:06I
06:09Know I was gonna just like let it lie. No, I'm gonna shame her for it. That's too many people
06:14You can't be fucking a thousand pregnant to tell her math. That's
06:18the
06:20gambling walking girl walking tits
06:23I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna slut shame Oh walking tits over there. Yeah
06:30All right next topic
06:33Who's the asshole bride gets triggered as a baby cries during her no kids wedding. So yeah, you haven't seen the clip
06:40There's a bride they're doing their vows and there's a kid in the in the crowd just crying for about 10 minutes
06:45And everyone's like, well, why didn't the lady just take the kid outside? The lady was like I drove 10 hours
06:50I'm not gonna miss this like it's like a solar eclipses. It's a wedding. It's it's no kids
06:55Well, okay, so she still brought a kid to a no kids. Okay, so she's the asshole hundred percent
07:00Yeah, and it's also just like take your kid outside if it's crying like that's
07:04Yeah, that's parenting 101. The second the kid makes noise get it outside. Yeah, like
07:09If it coughs or cries, that's I'm not even really joking. Like you would get up and be like, all right
07:16But yeah, but apparently she said I drove 10 hours. I'm not gonna miss this. It's like leave the baby in the car
07:24Yeah, it's winter babies can stay in the car for a long time also
07:27Yeah, of course, you're the asshole if you it's a no kids wedding and you're like, well, I'm a special exemption, right?
07:32Yeah, what was the does it say? Like what is the relationship of the lady to the bride? I did not see that. No
07:38Just a late just a just a just a friend of a friend probably. Yeah, I got it
07:43I was like five of the guy snored through my cousin's wedding
07:46I was the ring bearer and then I just fell asleep during the ceremony and snored loudly
07:52You hear it on like the the tape or whatever
07:54I don't think so because this in this video they're literally exchanging their vows and you just hear this kid wailing
08:01But it's also on them
08:04on the couple to then like
08:06acknowledge it and
08:08Laugh about it. Yeah, it sucks. But they if you're on the altar
08:14Continuing to get angry then it just like puts like a weird cloud over the whole fuck
08:17So in the clip though, you can I think the bride is doing a good job of playing it
08:22Cool, like she's like side-eyeing like is this baby still crying?
08:25But apparently the mother of the bride turned around and was like get that fucking kid out of here
08:29Well, that's what I get out of you. You got a fucking adapt and you know, I think you get mad
08:35But it's your what's your day?
08:37But then you're just that you're opting to ruin your wedding because then ever that's what you're just saying
08:41Just don't let it bother you. Yeah, yeah, yeah like point out like oh, I don't know that fuck you
08:45you got to be Andy and uh
08:48the office when
08:51The someone's phone's ringing and he's like, is that a bird I hear out there like
08:56You gotta put otherwise cuz otherwise this is all anyone remembers from that day and then you're on the barstool run. Yeah
09:04Next topic ASAP
09:06Rocky was found not guilty on both charges in his felony assault case and proceeded to jump into the gallery and hug Rihanna. I
09:14Don't know I haven't been following this case
09:17Apparently the guy I saw the the guy like that he his friend ASAP
09:23Relly
09:24was he ASAP Rocky he was accused of pulling a gun on him and saying like, all right, I'm gonna kill you pussy and
09:31That was the exact quote
09:33But then he was lying because there wasn't an exact quote and that's why he was found not guilty because this guy was lying
09:39Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not I'm not follow. I don't have too much on my rap star court cases
09:46I know he's like a hot guy. That's his big thing. ASAP. Rocky is very handsome. Yeah
09:52Probably say shit probably mid
09:54Probably say that's not for the model cuz you mid again. That's a Drake diss towards ASAP Rocky
09:59What was like next time you drop some shit?
10:01They're gonna say you should have model cuz it's mid again like cuz his rap so mid that
10:05Go model instead pretty boy. Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, just a bunch of Rihanna
10:10Like your rap so bad just go be a hot guy
10:17Yeah, I don't know I guess that's how I'd celebrate if I found out I wasn't going to jail
10:26Netflix is doing a docu-series
10:28Okay. All right
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11:33Netflix is doing a docu-series about the manhunt for Osama bin Laden and
11:38I just watched the trailer. It looks pretty good. I don't know if you guys watched there was a
11:43Turning point like the 9-eleven and the Iraq war or something that was on Netflix. That was really good
11:50I'll watch anything that has to do with like
11:53Man hunt 9-eleven all that stuff, but the dark 30 was awesome. I didn't really like zero dark 30. Yeah. Yeah
12:00Jessica Chastain go
12:04I don't know what I was expecting with that, but it just wasn't I love yeah. Yeah, I loved granted
12:10It's a little bit actually that's that's one of my weirdly depressing movies that I watch a lot
12:14It's a depressing they find them. They killed a lot. I was gonna say depressing. I shouldn't say heavy
12:19Yeah, the that's on the list with spotlight. I actually don't know if I've ever I saw that in theaters
12:24I don't know if I've ever rewatched I could be for a rewatch and what I watched what's it?
12:30Chris Pratt, no, no. Oh, yeah. He is a seal
12:35Fucking Australian guy now played Ted Kennedy and
12:42Why can't I remember his fucking name wait Ted Kennedy in
12:48chapaquiddick
12:50He played he was in
12:53That mob show in Providence based on the Bulger Brothers, I
13:00Don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, he's a face the fucking man
13:04I just remember they're a bunch of hot like hot like legitimately one of my favorite actors. We've interviewed him. Oh
13:09Jason Clarke, yeah, dude. He's the best. I see a picture of this guy
13:15I didn't say he's hot. He's the best
13:17Oh
13:24He does look familiar, yeah, he's I remember him coming in here
13:31Yeah, I watch there's only one there's one there's one the devil all the time that's what I think I recognize
13:37That's what the spider-man. Yeah, Tom Holland Robert Patton. Oh, yeah. Yeah a weird movie
13:42So that was a Netflix movie, right? Yeah, I think so in the trailer though
13:46They're like talking about giving the job to some guy in the government. It's like you give me six months
13:52I'll have flies walking on their eyeballs
13:54That's the lamest
13:57No, that's dumb I was gonna say I was surprised by your fuck. Yeah. What is that? I don't know. It just sounded cool
14:04So dead that flies will be on their eyeballs walking on their walkies. Yeah, I
14:09Think lies will be walking on their eyeball. Oh, okay. So dead that like flies go to their flies themselves
14:15We're walking on their eyeball. Yeah
14:18When a corpse is so dead flies flies come to it I
14:23Yes, no, no, you're you're right and I get it now, but I thought the phrase meant flies would be walking on their own eyeball
14:29Oh, that's what I thought
14:31If it wants to be if it's gonna be cool
14:33It's gotta have you can't have like this like gray area where you think I can't believe you guys went that way
14:39It makes it seem like he's in just flies fly
14:42So, why are they walking on eyeballs? So on their land and on it?
14:47Yeah, so we were thinking that animal itself was like, yeah, I got it
14:51But I thought I guess you guys just aren't advanced enough 100%
14:54Well, I think that's I think I would get it in this in the I didn't know cuz it looks like he's like
15:00He's like I'm so in charge. I'm gonna have these flies walking on their eyeballs. That's you know, I can do whatever
15:05Do you guys remember where you were when Osama bin Laden got shot I even my basement watching the Mets Phillies Sunday Night Baseball
15:11Yeah that infamous game where they like had it broadcasting on the thing
15:14I was sprinting through New York from Port Authority because I had just taken a bus back from
15:22Massachusetts and I had to it was it was literally my first day as
15:27Like I think Manziel went on a honeymoon on his honeymoon. And so it was like my first day in charge of
15:33New York and I was like
15:35I was like this has to get up and I was like sprinting through New York trying to get arguably the biggest story that could have
15:41Possibly happened. Yeah
15:45Like another 9-1-1
15:48I think I'd written blogs before for Barstool and and like I was like you didn't turn something that but if I remember correctly
15:56That was my very first time like I'm in charge of the blog and that story dropped while I was still on the bus
16:01And I had to like fucking
16:03Sprint to get it up. What if this is such a weird like memory I have but it's like gotta be one of the because
16:08Like I like remember 9-1-1 a little bit. I was like five five and a half
16:11So I remember bits and pieces of the day
16:13But I remember like a couple months later being in Florida at my grandma and grandpa's house and they have like this huge mirror
16:20And I don't know. I think I just had recently learned the term son of a bitch
16:25And I remember like staring at the mirror and thinking about Osama bin Laden. I'm going
16:29I don't know why that just has always stuck with me, but I was like that bin Laden is one son of a bitch
16:36Like the De Niro you talking to me when he's like practicing it. Yeah
16:42Yeah, I'll watch this for sure next topic
16:49Oh, yeah, that's pretty pretty DevNet. What was yours that 2000 11? I believe well, it was 11
16:58Oh may 2nd 2011, what's that?
17:13Because I like this story about bin Laden being killed
17:19Yeah, when you said there are mirrors
17:21Oh, I would if you're checking on Twitter, I would it was like a couple of years ago
17:24Oh, I would if you're checking on Twitter, I would it was like pre-twitter I wouldn't have tweeted the story
17:29My nipples are already
17:32Team six
17:34That's a year and a half after he got killed. My response is the same
17:37Like what do you mean? I'm a lib because I like bin laden being killed
17:43Yeah, why why was that the tweet on november 20 2012
17:50Yeah, yeah
17:51You could you could pull up every single one of my tweets ever go. What are you talking about? I don't know
17:59Uh
18:01Same thing netflix is reportedly looking to purchase rights to stream nfl sunday. Tommy requested this on the rundown
18:06I did not request it. I was look I said, this is a boring subject, but tommy requested it
18:10It was looking for topics. I went through it was the top story on the blog
18:13So I said, oh, well tommy wanted to talk tommy wanted to talk media rights with the boys
18:17So tommy last time I suggest a topic for the rundown. This is where you really I suggested
18:22I didn't suggest it. I was just going through the top stories. It was on there. What what's your take on on?
18:28I don't like netflix wanting. I don't I don't like
18:31I like I like my football being on cbs and fox and then the other issue is with netflix
18:36I could be harder to hit last
18:38Like you can't oh, yeah. No, that's no you can't go back and forth between games. It's an inconvenience netflix stick to fucking
18:45soul team six or seal team six documentaries and uh
18:49Yeah, I don't know get just get out of get out of sports
18:53That's all I got. Yeah
18:55I mean, it's not gonna work, but um, I don't think you said anything wrong there
18:59It does suck when they're on streaming and you can't flip back and forth between stuff
19:02But they're all gonna end up on streaming
19:04Ridiculous something that everybody cares about old people can't really watch like my grandpa
19:09I was at my grandpa's house. We're trying to watch the iu michigan state game and I was like, uh, do you have wi-fi?
19:14Like I just said
19:17Spoke spanish to him the streaming of sports is a nightmare, but it is happening, right?
19:22They like I they they're we will look back on cord cutting is one of the dumbest things we ever did as a society
19:28so dumb
19:29Yeah, we gave the streaming. We just handed the power to the streaming platforms
19:33And I still have I don't want to pay three dollars a month for espn
19:37Because if I don't watch it now, we're all paying four hundred dollars a month for yeah every streaming service
19:42um, no four nations
19:45What
19:47What'd you just say are you guys watching four nations
19:50Four nations. I thought you said no foreign asians. Are you gonna watch the game thursday night?
19:55What is the usa canada game? Didn't they just play? They just played now. They're playing the championship
20:01How many how many times these teams fucking play? It's four nations. Yeah, right usa canada finland sweden. They all play
20:08Top two teams play for the championship
20:10They all play each other once and they've all played each other now
20:13Now it's what what are their respective records, uh usa is two and one canada is one
20:21One one and one
20:23they canada has
20:25a regulation win overtime win and a loss
20:28So I guess one one one. How are those the two best for you?
20:31Well, there's only 14. They played one one and one and then there's a one and two and they have a tiebreaker
20:37No
20:39One one and one it means you have so you have yeah, I know what one oh one
20:43Okay, but you get three points for a win two points for an overtime win
20:47One point for an overtime tie zero points for a loss, right? So they have three points. No, they have five points canada
20:54Okay, usa has six points
20:56sweden has probably three
20:59and finland I would guess has
21:02Three as well, actually
21:05So they're both but that doesn't add up what if I might not be adding it up people smarter than me have handled it
21:14I don't know. I think I'm on flies walking on their eyeballs. Can you pull up the standing usa has won two games and lost a game
21:21canada has won a game one right over time so that means that another team has to have also have a
21:26have a
21:28a
21:29win
21:31The I look here's the i'm 100 right whether i'm explaining it. Oh, so canada's two and one
21:37Yeah, but one one and one because one of their wins is an overtime win. Got it
21:42All right
21:44your boy charlie mcavoy
21:47Shoulder infection. Yeah week to week sounds very bad probably officially buries the brewing season
21:53I'm surprised you're not in the four nations. Uh
21:56uh
21:57Anthem business, I I saw some the the canadians are bill in the usa. Yes. That's yeah good
22:04I I completely agree. They should be doing it. Yeah, whatever like anyone who's in a rivalry tizzy about that is
22:10Dumb. Yeah, uh, but so us. All right, I can get I can get juiced up for that
22:15That's what I I I feel like I i'm surprised that
22:20I I thought this game would be bigger
22:23And I think it will be I know it's only wednesday right now
22:25I think everyone's gonna watch this game. I think 10 million people watched
22:29The first one I think four nations is like the smartest thing in the history of hockey
22:32I think everyone's gonna watch who do we got on the squad?
22:36A lot of american hockey players. Yeah
22:40They gave me some names to get excited do we got this t.j. Oshi still?
22:45Yeah
22:46You tell me I can blindly root for a united states team. I'm dumping in a championship against a foreign country
22:52Hockey I actually think should just go
22:55Oh, well
22:58Just international the issue is the nhl season starts again and it's like the san jose sharks exist when you know
23:05But like hockey is the perfect sport. Yeah to be like xenophobic
23:10Like high because like you know how other countries play you like hate the way fucking swedes play
23:17It is a lot more fun to watch hockey internationally. I haven't read anything
23:20Are they gonna expand it for next time like include? I know czech republic was complaining. I don't know how russia doesn't exist
23:28For how they yeah, how they pick these four kinds. Yeah, i'm not sure it's I believe it's a really old tournament
23:33That's been revived. I I think let's check google on that. I'm 99% sure like in this we'll just go in the set
23:39Well, i'd like to be right. Uh
23:42Yeah
23:44um
23:45the uh
23:47I believe I heard it's it's an old tournament like the 70s
23:51Yeah
23:53All right, don't worry for that
23:57Oh 96
24:01All right, so 96 um
24:04I don't know if they'd expand they should expand it the czech republic the fact that it's in boston this year
24:09And one of the best players in the world lives down the street and isn't playing in it. It's crazy
24:13That's david poshnok. Thanks for the bruins. What what is his he's czech. Got it
24:18Yeah, I feel like you could get eight countries, right czech republic russia
24:22But then you kind of then you're like, well, what do you do?
24:25This is just the all-star break then like if you're having an eight-team tournament
24:29How much time of the season are you taking away, but I obviously it'll never happen in the nhl season
24:34I I like I actually think like they should I think they should do international tournaments for longer
24:39um, obviously they won't because it takes away from nhl money, but
24:43it's better hockey is next year the uh
24:46What's the next winter olympics next year, right? So same thing gonna next year they'll play in the right the regular
24:52Yeah, and then I think I think four nations will be back in 2027, but they just do it every year. There isn't the olympics
24:59All right, well said four nations championship tomorrow
25:03Eight o'clock. It's at night, right? Yeah. Yeah. What's it on?
25:07Uh, i'm sure it'll be on esp and there's something that's been on abc. So just give me one player in usa
25:11Who's our goalie who's our goal is conor hellbyuck hellebuck horse on the crack
25:16No
25:18Um jack eichel awesome matthews. Oh, okay. Awesome. Matthews isn't canadian. No, he's from arizona
25:26Interesting. I don't know why I just thought I guess because on the maple leaves. I just assumed he's canadian. Yeah. No, he is, uh
25:32Arizona arizonian jack hughes jack hughes on the team. There's a one of your new york rangers who adam fox and fighter
25:40Uh
25:42Crider though oldest player on the team
25:44Oh, yeah, that's right. Crider. He didn't play. Yeah, that was weird where he didn't play the first two games and then
25:51Not only scored in 30 seconds in the third game, but he's also on powerplay one. Is sydney crosby on canada, of course
25:58Oh nice
26:00Sissy cross
26:01I'll get that one in the back part name two more guys on the canadian team. Uh, john tavares. No, no
26:09Uh more canadian hockey players i'm getting them alkans not a canadian, uh
26:15colorado avalanche. Oh, um
26:18mckinney
26:19close mckinnon
26:22Uh, who else is there some more?
26:25I only know my new york rangers. I live and die with my new york rangers and I don't pay attention
26:29Kako kappa was in it. We traded him. I thought oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, he's playing for finland
26:35All right. What about the best player in the world?
26:37Ovechkin, okay
26:40He's russian enough said but uh
26:42Conor mcdavid. Yeah
26:45He's canadian. Yeah. Yeah, that's puck talk. We have the young kid. Uh, we're still going. No, we're still from the blackhawks
26:51Who's conor braddard? No, he's he's canadian, but he's not on team canada
26:55All right, that's pretty much all I got on hockey
26:58Uh, is there anything else on the after show?
27:01Uh
27:04Take your pictures welcome back
27:07Big gap big gap. Yeah, just a good vibes guy that smile and face seeing him
27:13I like bumping in the hallway yesterday. I was like, oh, yeah, it's always here now. Yeah, they got a smile
27:20All right, that's the rundown