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00:00Hey, hey, hey! This is the Fat Albert Christmas Special!
00:30Hey, hey, hey! Let's get underway!
00:59Come on dudes, we gotta get this nativity scene down cold!
01:04What are we doing this for anyway?
01:07Cause we wanna surprise our folks by putting on this pageant!
01:10And besides, it's the bestest way in the world to get the real feeling of Christmas!
01:16Hey Rudy, throw that straw on the stable floor, not on me!
01:32Now let's see, who are the wise men?
01:36Now we gotta have stable animals, where's the beast?
01:41Here I am!
01:42Here I am indeed!
01:45Hey Fat Albert, when does the angel come in?
01:49Right away, get it Rudy?
01:57Hey you dumb angel, let me down!
02:11Come on you clowns, we gotta get back to rehearsing!
02:14Ok Bill, you're the Christmas angel!
02:17Yep, that's me!
02:20I just blew in from the hillside where I was laying this message on these shepherds!
02:25What's the message?
02:26Hey, wise men!
02:29Gather round!
02:32Behold!
02:33Got it!
02:34Behold, I bring you wise men tidings of great joy!
02:39You know that star you've been tailgating?
02:42Well, this is the place!
02:45Shortly, a young man and his wife will come here so she can give birth to the Savior!
02:53They're here!
02:54Open up the door!
02:55Open up you kids!
02:56That don't sound like no Savior to me!
02:59Open up you man!
03:00Oh, oh, oh, take my Tyrone!
03:10How many times I told you kids you gotta tear down this clubhouse?
03:13I don't know, we thought you were keeping score!
03:17I've been very patient with you, you whippersnappers!
03:20But Mr. Tyrone, us kids really aren't doing anything wrong!
03:25Ha, that's what you say!
03:26Every day you're here in the market buying my junkyard property goes down!
03:30Please Mr. Tyrone, we...
03:32Who are you supposed to be?
03:33Well, I'm the Christmas angel!
03:36Christmas angel?
03:37Yeah, we're just acting out the Christmas story!
03:40Christmas?
03:41Sentimental tummy rat!
03:42I'm having this clubhouse bulldozed to the ground!
03:45If you're not out of here by tonight...
03:55Hey, hey, hey!
03:57Well, I guess that blows our show!
04:00Sudden Christmas, this is going to be...
04:03I just can't believe!
04:05We really gotta give up all this!
04:24Nobody here!
04:27Oh, yeah?
04:29Excuse me, my name is Marshall and...
04:33How you doing, Marshall?
04:34Not so good!
04:37Me and my mom and dad, we're in an awful jam!
04:41We're from out of town!
04:44And everything's gone wrong since we got here!
04:47The job my dad was supposed to get fell through!
04:51And we got no place to stay and my mom's gonna have a baby any time now!
04:57Oh! Ray!
05:04What's the matter, Marge?
05:05I guess it's just a false alarm!
05:07You sure?
05:08Yeah, I'm okay!
05:11Is it time for the baby to come, dad?
05:14No, not yet, son!
05:16Would you folks like to come in out of the cold?
05:18It's only a clubhouse, but it's not too bad!
05:21Much obliged!
05:25Hey, buddy! What's the deal here?
05:28That lady's not coming in here, is she?
05:30Oh, no!
05:31You know, all he meant, no woman allowed clubhouse!
05:43Just make yourself comfortable, ma'am!
05:50Now, where's the nearest hospital?
05:52Bill, why don't you take the man over there, okay?
05:55Okay, come on!
05:57I'll be back soon, dear!
06:00Hey, is that Albert?
06:02What's the big idea of bringing a lady in here, man?
06:07Bruce, you got no goose at all!
06:09Goose, smooth!
06:11You listen to me, flapjack!
06:13Those people are in bad trouble!
06:15Oh, my gosh!
06:16Now what?
06:18I just remembered!
06:19Old tightwired Tyrone is gonna smash the clubhouse down to the ground!
06:23You take charge till I get back!
06:25Where are you going?
06:26I gotta see a man about a bulldozer!
06:48Gotta get some customers in here!
06:51Madame, I have just the thing for you!
06:54Lego man, you old turkey!
06:58Crazy old coot!
07:01Hey, old rat!
07:02Excuse me, Mr. Tyrone!
07:04What do you want, fat Albert?
07:07It's about the clubhouse!
07:09Don't bother me!
07:10That clubhouse is coming down, and that's that!
07:13But, Mr. Tyrone, please!
07:16Go away!
07:17Did you see I'm busy?
07:20Please, Mr. Tyrone, it's not just for us kids!
07:25You see, there's this family that's in big trouble,
07:27and the father has no job, and the mom is gonna have a baby!
07:30Caesar's greatness, sir!
07:32Would you care to contribute to the destitute lighthouse keeper's mission house?
07:38Get away from me, you old freeloader!
07:41All right, all right!
07:43But you're the only man in this whole block who'll turn me down!
07:49You'd get a dime if you weren't wearing that moth-eaten old Santa Claus suit!
07:53Just remember, you don't get nothing in this world
07:57unless you give something first!
08:02Hey, hey, hey! That's what I've been trying to say!
08:05Now, about the clubhouse...
08:06Clubhouse, eh?
08:07Is that Albert?
08:08Yes, sir!
08:09Now, about the clubhouse...
08:10Clubhouse, eh?
08:11Is that Albert?
08:14I've got a little deal for you!
08:16Well, it isn't really me!
08:18It's this family!
08:20Yes, yes, yes!
08:21Now, here's my proposition!
08:26Hey, hey, hey!
08:27Step this way for Tyrone's big Christmas giveaway!
08:33Keep it up, fat Albert!
08:35You are working wonders!
08:37Yeah, but I wonder how that poor family at the clubhouse is doing?
08:49Nurse, excuse me!
08:50Oh, doctor, I...
08:51Later, I'm very busy!
08:58Why don't we ask her?
09:01Excuse me, miss, my wife is going to have a baby!
09:05What's this?
09:06Fill out the form, please!
09:07Now, let me see your insurance card!
09:09I don't have any insurance!
09:11I'm sorry, but charity cases are handled at the city hospital!
09:20Here you are, Mrs. Franklin!
09:21Thank you very much!
09:25Marge, are you okay?
09:26Fine, now Ray!
09:27Where's Marshall and the other boys?
09:29They went out to get some firewood and food!
09:32What about the hospital?
09:33They won't take us!
09:35We've got to go to the city hospital!
09:37But gee, that's such a long way!
09:40Then we better get going!
09:44What's the matter?
09:47Ray, Ray, I just can't make it!
10:01Marge, you alright?
10:02Don't worry, Ray!
10:03I'll be okay!
10:05Come on, Russell!
10:06We've got to get help!
10:07Yeah, yeah, let's go!
10:13Come on, Russell!
10:14Pick up your heels!
10:17Wait up, Bill!
10:23Get up, Bill!
10:24We've got to go!
10:25Call it, Russell!
10:26I just thought of something!
10:28What?
10:29I don't know where we're going!
10:31Oh!
10:33We can go home and get mom and dad!
10:35Yeah, Christmas shopping!
10:37Well then, we can get the SWAT squad!
10:39I know, I got the solution!
10:41What?
10:42We'll ask Fat Albert what to do!
10:44Yeah!
10:45Wait for me!
10:50Hey, hey, hey!
10:51It's Tyrone's big Christmas giveaway!
10:54Hey, hey, hey!
10:55Well, what do we got here?
10:58Mr. Sellouts!
11:00You're working for the enemy!
11:01Simon Paddle!
11:02What's the big idea?
11:04Cool it!
11:05Now, just cool it!
11:06You dudes better get your facts straight
11:08before you mess them up!
11:10Ah!
11:11Boo!
11:12I'm working out a deal with Tyrone
11:14to save our clubhouse!
11:16All I'm trying to do is get customers
11:18in the store with these free gifts!
11:20Free gifts, man!
11:21Where's my money?
11:23Hey, hey, hey!
11:24Get away!
11:25Hey, man, give me that bus next time!
11:29Hey, give it back!
11:31What's the meaning of this?
11:35You see, Mr. Tyrone, it's like this.
11:37I see you giving away my merchandise
11:39to your no-good hoodlum friends!
11:44But, Mr. Tyrone...
11:45You're fired!
11:46Turn in your Santa Claus suit!
11:48Your face reminds me of a cat eating lemons!
11:52A cat eating lemons?
11:54Yeah, a sourpuss!
11:58Get out! Get out!
11:59The clubhouse is coming down!
12:01Quick as I can get a bulldozer there!
12:03Give me that suit!
12:04Come on! Come on!
12:05Just a second.
12:07Woodford Brown!
12:08Get your hands off me!
12:09I've known you for a lot of years
12:11and I've just got one question for you.
12:14What is it?
12:15How did you ever get to be
12:17the meanest,
12:18cheapest,
12:19ironiest,
12:20skin-flintiest,
12:21spitefulest,
12:23hard-hearted,
12:25old goat,
12:26ever draw a breath?
12:27Huh?
12:28Well...
12:29Just a minute, uh, Mudfoot.
12:31Mr. Tyrone really ain't all that bad a dude.
12:34What?
12:35We talking about the same mean old coot?
12:37It just could be that he acts so mean
12:40because maybe nobody's around to be nice to him
12:44since his wife died.
12:49I don't understand that kid.
12:51Of course not.
12:52Life is a matter of give and take.
12:55You're a taker.
12:56What do you mean?
12:57I got a lot to give!
12:58Yeah.
12:59The only trouble is nobody wants to take
13:01what you got to give.
13:03I don't have to listen to this!
13:04You're gonna listen.
13:05Ever since your wife Martha died,
13:07you've been impossible.
13:09You've been short-changing your customers.
13:12You've been snapping at everybody.
13:14But...
13:15You got so mean,
13:16even the bill collectors won't come near you.
13:19Now what do you think Martha would say
13:21if she could see you now?
13:24Well...
13:25Life hasn't been worth much since she's gone.
13:28No!
13:29You haven't been worth much since she's been gone.
13:32You only got one chance left, Tyrone.
13:34See you around.
13:36Wait a minute!
13:37What's my chance?
13:38What's the difference?
13:39You won't do it.
13:40I will!
13:41I will!
13:42What is it?
13:43Nah, you wouldn't do a good deed.
13:45You wouldn't know how.
13:47Good deed?
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh, man!
13:57You know, Tyrone,
13:58I can't believe it's Christmas!
14:00We're losing our club houses!
14:02You know, Tyrone,
14:03I've never had a Christmas like this!
14:06Hey, Fat Albert!
14:08Hey!
14:09Wow, man!
14:10We got the world!
14:11The baby!
14:12The baby!
14:13You gotta do something.
14:15Martha's mom is gonna have a baby any second.
14:18Okay, dudes.
14:19Here's the game plan.
14:21Rudy, you take them down.
14:23Get Doc Muncy.
14:24Bring him back to the clubhouse.
14:26Now, the rest of you dudes come back with me to the clubhouse.
14:54Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:56Ah!
14:57Ah!
14:58Ah!
14:59Ah!
15:09You feeling better, honey?
15:10Yes.
15:11What a mess.
15:12I failed you.
15:13No job, no place to stay.
15:15We just can't make it with another mouth to feed.
15:18No, Ray.
15:19It isn't your fault.
15:21But it is.
15:22I don't make enough to even feed poor little Marshall.
15:25Don't worry, Mom and Dad.
15:28I'm cutting out.
15:42You didn't have the baby yet, did you, Mrs. Franklin?
15:45No, not yet.
15:48We got old Doc Muncy coming over, okay?
15:50A doctor?
15:51Yeah.
15:52He's a real good one.
15:53He delivered me.
15:54Hey, hey, hey.
15:55That's right.
15:56It took him two trips.
15:58Where's Marshall?
15:59I thought he was with you kids.
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:02He's outside playing someplace, I guess.
16:05We'll go get him, won't we, gang?
16:07How we gonna do that?
16:09We don't even know where...
16:11Yeah, we'll go find him right away.
16:15Russell, you remind me of school and vacation time.
16:18School and vacation time?
16:21Yeah, no class.
16:23Come on, gang.
16:24Spread out.
16:25We gotta find Marshall fast.
16:31Marshall's missing?
16:33Oh, oh, Ray.
16:37I think it's time.
16:39The doctor?
16:40When is he gonna get here?
16:42Easy, boys.
16:43Easy.
16:44Come on.
16:45Doc, hurry.
16:47If you don't get there in time,
16:50the baby gonna have to slap himself.
16:53Come on.
16:54Get in the car.
16:56But, boy, wait.
16:58Let's go.
16:59I can't.
17:00Why not?
17:02This isn't my car.
17:13Poor Mom and Dad.
17:15I'll go far away,
17:17where they'll never have to worry about me again.
17:21Marshall!
17:23Marshall!
17:25Marshall!
17:26Marshall!
17:28Marshall!
17:30Marshall!
17:34Hey, hey, hey.
17:35Don't run away.
17:37Come on, gang.
17:43Hey, Marshall.
17:45Hey, slowly, kids.
17:47Hey, come back here, boy.
17:59Hey!
18:03Hey, Marshall.
18:05Don't run away.
18:06Your mom wants you.
18:13Hey!
18:22Here we go!
18:23Get him!
18:34Help! Help!
18:36Grab my hand.
18:39Attends-moi, mec.
18:50Marshall, pourquoi tu veux partir comme ça?
18:54Parce que mes parents sont trop pauvres, avec moi.
18:57Tu sais qu'ils seraient aussi pauvres sans toi?
19:02Allez, les gars.
19:03Revenez au club.
19:04Marshall, donne-moi ta main.
19:07Marshall!
19:09Marshall!
19:22Oh, Ray!
19:24Je suis là.
19:26Je suis là.
19:28Je suis là.
19:30Je suis là.
19:32Je suis là.
19:34Ray?
19:40Hey, hey, hey.
19:42Qu'est-ce que tu peux dire?
19:50Hey, où est Marshall?
19:56Ouvrez là-bas.
19:57Oh, oh.
19:58On dirait que c'est la fin.
20:00Ne fais pas ça, Albert.
20:02On va se battre.
20:11Marshall.
20:12Hey, Marshall.
20:13Hey, Marshall.
20:14Hey, Marshall.
20:15Tu ne vas pas le rattraper.
20:16Je l'ai rattrapé.
20:17Je veux voir le bébé, Marshall.
20:19Tu es maintenant un frère.
20:22Ou est-ce qu'il est une soeur?
20:26Qu'est-ce que c'est?
20:27Mme Franklin a juste donné naissance à un bébé.
20:31À ma propriété?
20:32C'est ça.
20:33Je ne sais pas ce qu'on aurait fait sans cette maison de club ou l'aide de ces garçons.
20:37Un bébé?
20:39S'il vous plaît, M. Tyrone.
20:41Ne tirez pas le bébé dans la neige.
20:43Quoi?
20:44Ces gars-là n'ont pas de maison, aucun hôtel, rien.
20:48Vous pouvez les mettre en prison.
20:50Vous pouvez les frapper.
20:52Faites ce que vous voulez.
20:54Mais s'il vous plaît, ne les frappez pas.
20:57S'il vous plaît.
20:59Mais ce n'est pas un endroit pour un bébé.
21:02Je vous emmènerai à l'hôpital dans mon voiture.
21:04Et pour un endroit où rester et un emploi,
21:06j'ai quelques associés importants dans cette communauté qui peuvent m'aider.
21:15Et pour cette maison de club,
21:17bon, maintenant que c'est un landmark,
21:21je ne peux pas le détruire maintenant.
21:24C'est bon, c'est bon, M. Tyrone.
21:26C'est bon.
21:27Hey, gang.
21:28Rassemblez-vous.
21:39Nous, les gars, nous avons quelques cadeaux de fête,
21:42des cadeaux de fête.
21:43Nous voulons les mettre sur le bébé.
21:54Alors, que voulez-vous ?
21:56Voici, c'est pour vous.
21:59Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
22:01M. Tyrone,
22:02cela n'est que le truc le plus favori et le plus meilleur du monde.
22:07Un cadeau de fête magnétisé en vrai, secret.
22:11Joyeux Noël, M. Tyrone.
22:14Joyeux Noël, M. Tyrone.
22:16Merci.
22:17Et un joyeux Noël à tous.
22:28Comment va-t-il, maman ?