笑点 2024年9月29日 貴重な瞬間!昇太がメガネ外した素顔を見せる!松村邦洋が爆笑ものまね連発
笑点 2024年9月29日 貴重な瞬間!昇太がメガネ外した素顔を見せる!松村邦洋が爆笑ものまね連発
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00:30In the long history of the shop, there was something that seemed to have never existed, and that was this!
00:50Ta-da! It's a shop lunchbox!
00:55Each member of the shop has their own favorite food.
01:00By the way, which one did you choose, Harunosuke?
01:02I chose this one.
01:04This is your favorite food?
01:06Yes, that's right.
01:07This is your favorite food?
01:08Yes, that's right.
01:10It's delicious!
01:11This is what I eat!
01:12The shop lunchbox is a kind menu that takes care of your health.
01:16For more information, please visit the website.
01:18Do you want to eat it, Harunosuke?
01:19Yes, I do!
01:25It's hot!
01:37It's time to close the shop. I'm Shota Shunputei, your host.
01:40Today's guest is Kunihiro Matsumura, who has opened his own path through impersonation.
01:48Welcome!
01:52Hello!
01:56Nice to meet you!
01:58I'm Kunihiro Matsumura.
02:00Today, I'd like to introduce my impersonation in the style of NHK's Project X.
02:08Kunihiro Matsumura's Impersonation Project X!
02:13Matsumura was 57 years old.
02:16He was worried about what to do with his impersonation.
02:20He was in a hurry.
02:21What should he do next?
02:23That's right!
02:24He decided to impersonate a professional baseball player.
02:27He impersonated a professional baseball draft meeting.
02:31Professional baseball draft meeting.
02:33Hokkaido Nippon Ham.
02:36Sasaki Roki.
02:38Ofunato High School.
02:41Chibarotte.
02:42Sasaki Roki.
02:44Ofunato High School.
02:46Sasaki. Sasaki. Sasaki.
02:49Anjashi Watabe.
02:50Sasaki Nozomi.
02:53Matsumura impersonated Okada Akinobu, a fan of Hanshin Tigers.
03:00Oh, no, no. I didn't say that.
03:03No, no.
03:04No, no.
03:05No, no.
03:06What are you saying?
03:08No, no.
03:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:10He didn't like women at all.
03:13He had to do it.
03:15He impersonated a popular drama actress.
03:19He impersonated Masato Sakai, who starred in Naoki Hanzawa, which was very popular at the time.
03:26There is a saying, the winning team and the losing team.
03:29I love this saying.
03:31The bank is the winning team.
03:33We, the propane employees, are the losing team.
03:35But how about now?
03:37You guys did what the bank couldn't do.
03:41You guys thought you were the losing team.
03:44Masato Sakai said,
03:47Matsumura has a great memory.
03:50He has a great memory.
03:52He didn't like the impersonation at all.
03:57No, no.
03:59He impersonated Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, who starred in Tokugawa Yoshinobu, which was very popular at the time.
04:06He impersonated Tsuyoshi Kusanagi in front of him.
04:09I'm grateful, but I don't want to be blamed.
04:13In fact, I had no choice but to run away.
04:16It's the end of KO3.
04:18In Osaka, there was a situation where we couldn't stop the pressure on the tenants.
04:22There was a situation where we couldn't stop the pressure on the tenants.
04:26Everyone was leading their troops to Aizu, Kuwana, and Hatamoto.
04:30Everyone was leading their troops to Aizu, Kuwana, and Hatamoto.
04:36Tsuyoshi Kusanagi said,
04:39Matsumura has a great memory.
04:42He has a great memory.
04:44However, the impersonation was not recognized again.
04:49However, the impersonation was not recognized again.
04:52Matsumura impersonated Akira Nakao, who returned to the origin and liked him since his youth.
04:59Matsumura impersonated Akira Nakao, who returned to the origin and liked him since his youth.
05:04Tsugawa Masahiko
05:07Katsuya Nomura
05:17Katsuya Nomura
05:28Nikaku Shofuku
05:36Katsuya Nomura
05:44Katsuya Nomura
05:52Katsuya Nomura
06:01Katsuya Nomura
06:06That's right, after Outrage was a big hit,
06:09B and Takeshi imitated Takeshi's latest movie, Kubi no Mane.
06:15Hey, Mitsuhide, are you going to kill Nobunaga-sama?
06:21Kanbei, do something!
06:24Kase Ryo.
06:25Work for me with all your heart!
06:30Asano Tadanobu.
06:33Just as Buddha has a reason, samurais have a reason, too.
06:41It didn't resonate as much as Outrage.
06:45What should I do?
06:46So Matsumura imitated Ryutaro Kamioka's
06:50Yokoyama Noc-san, whom he respected.
06:56Noc-san, you were my sun.
06:59I was able to reach you thanks to your passion and light.
07:02Noc-san, from August 5th, 1965 when I first met you,
07:06to July 4th, 2006, when I met you for the last time,
07:11I have a lot of memories like a jewel in my heart.
07:19The base camp in Rokko,
07:21when I was a houseboy, I was called Sammy.
07:23I was a person who satisfied many people at Takarazuka Shingeda,
07:26but I became a manga trio from Akita Keisuke to Yokoyama Noc-san.
07:30The Blue Bird Fancy Deluxe I wanted to buy for the first time was stolen,
07:32and I changed from Cedric to Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint Veloce,
07:35and I changed to a Dodge Dart with a driver.
07:38From Manzai-shi to San Gingini,
07:40from Osaka Fuchi-ji to the end, I became a defendant Noc-san.
07:43I changed my partner, car, and title,
07:46but I couldn't change my wife until the end Noc-san.
07:50I'm a crybaby, stubborn, stubborn, and I hate to lose,
07:54and I'm cute like a child,
07:56and you've always been on my side, Noc-san.
08:00Noc-san, thank you very much.
08:03Matsumura's impersonation was uselessly long.
08:07However, I had no choice but to continue doing it.
08:10Matsumura Kunihiro's Impersonation Project X
08:15Thank you very much.
08:26Thank you very much.
08:56KUJI-NO HATTO
08:58KUJI-NO HATTO
09:00KUJI-NO HATTO
09:02KUJI-NO HATTO
09:04Now, it's time for the big show.
09:07First, it's the autumn of appetite rather than the autumn of art.
09:10This is a greeting from KUJI-NO HATTO.
09:12It's a 50-50 big show for Otani,
09:16but I'm not losing either.
09:18Actually, my god is 90-90.
09:21From the top, 90-90.
09:25I measured it with a measuring tape.
09:32When I was 20 years old,
09:34there was a drunk old man at the station's platform.
09:37When I asked him,
09:39he said,
09:41how do I look to you?
09:43I said,
09:45that's your opinion.
09:47It's been 26 years,
09:49so let me say,
09:51shut up, old man.
09:53Please come to Chishibu.
09:55On October 13th,
09:57there will be the Ryusei Festival in Yoshida.
09:59It's also called Nomin Hanabi,
10:01Nomin Rocket.
10:03A big bamboo will fly up to the sky.
10:06Please come to see it.
10:08It's Taihei.
10:12Now, it seems that
10:14the egg sandwich of the convenience store
10:16is popular among foreign tourists.
10:18The softness of the egg sandwich is popular.
10:21Do you agree with me?
10:24I'm Harenosuke Tatekawa,
10:26the egg sandwich man.
10:31It's early.
10:33Tomorrow, September 30th,
10:35there will be the 3rd edition of
10:37the 6th generation of Yenraku.
10:39I want you to remember
10:41the Yenraku of my younger brother.
10:43I'll remember my younger brother
10:45and drink until the morning.
10:48That's all.
10:52Last week,
10:54I told you that
10:56Ichinosuke made a mistake.
10:58Two days later,
11:00he said,
11:02It's Taihei, isn't it?
11:04I said, No, it's not.
11:06Then, he said,
11:08I'm sorry.
11:10Then, his friend said,
11:12It's not Taihei at all.
11:14He said,
11:16It's just an amateur with a weird hairstyle.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:20Next,
11:22he brought a lot of lunch boxes
11:24in the dressing room.
11:26Hello, everyone.
11:28What is the food
11:30that surprises you
11:32when you eat it?
11:34The answer is
11:36chestnuts.
11:38I was surprised.
11:40I'm Takaharu Yamada.
11:44If you say a good answer,
11:46I'll give you a futon
11:48with 10 chestnuts.
11:50It's a wonderful product.
11:52Please do your best.
11:54Let's move on to the first question.
11:56Mr. Yamada, please give us an example.
11:58Yes, sir.
12:04What is this?
12:06Are you ready?
12:08It's been a long time ago.
12:10Goodbye, triangle.
12:12Come again, square.
12:14That's the question.
12:16Please make a short story
12:18using the triangle and the square
12:20that I gave you.
12:22Please use this shape
12:24to make various things.
12:28Mr. Taihei.
12:30The milk pack
12:32served at lunch
12:34was a square,
12:36but when we were kids,
12:38it was a triangle.
12:40It's nostalgic.
12:42That's right.
12:44There was a triangle.
12:46Mr. Miyagi.
12:48What should I do?
12:50I forgot to go camping.
12:52Forget it.
12:54I'll sleep in a cardboard box.
12:58Mr. Koyota.
13:00I'll toast to your eyes
13:02with a rock glass
13:04and a wine glass.
13:06It looks good on you.
13:08No, it doesn't.
13:10Mr. Harunosuke.
13:12There was a popular spot
13:14where you could see Mt. Fuji clearly,
13:16but it was hidden
13:18by a black curtain.
13:20Oh, there was one.
13:22Please show us one.
13:24Mr. Kouraku.
13:26I was drunk
13:28and brought a triangle.
13:30By the way,
13:32I brought a poster
13:34as well.
13:40The poster is black.
13:42You don't have much strength
13:44to bring a poster.
13:46Mr. Itai.
13:48I have a survey for you.
13:50Which one do you prefer?
13:52Ichinosuke's
13:54hairstyle?
13:56No.
14:02Mr. Itai,
14:04please put it on your head.
14:06Then,
14:08it looks like an oden.
14:10Don't play with it!
14:12It's an important treasure
14:14my parents gave me.
14:16Please give it to Mr. Itai.
14:18Why should I?
14:20Mr. Koyota.
14:22It's the name of the big moon.
14:24I don't have
14:26such an effect.
14:32I don't have such an effect.
14:34Mr. Harutosuke.
14:36Yes.
14:38It's a masterpiece of Japanese literature.
14:40It's the heart of
14:42Natsume Soseki,
14:44who drew a triangle.
14:46And it's a human disqualification
14:48of Osamu Dazai.
14:54It looks like an ogiri.
14:56It's good.
14:58Mr. Ichinosuke.
15:00I want a beautiful one.
15:02I prefer a square toilet paper.
15:04I can get a triangle.
15:06Shut up!
15:08Shut up!
15:10Shut up!
15:12Mr. Miyagi.
15:14Hey, everyone.
15:16Let's sing together.
15:18I hate this.
15:20I only have a bento.
15:22I only have a bento.
15:24I only have a bento.
15:26I only have a bento.
15:28I only have a bento.
15:30I only have a bento.
15:32I only have a bento.
15:38Mr. Miyagi.
15:40Can you bring the futon?
15:42Mr. Itai.
15:44Mr. Koyota.
15:46Can you stand up?
15:48Stand up?
15:52Safe.
15:58I'll start.
16:00Please.
16:02I'm a criminal,
16:04so I can't be on TV.
16:06No broadcasting below.
16:12No broadcasting over there.
16:16Mr. Yamada,
16:18please give me one.
16:20Next,
16:22the second question.
16:24When I was a kid,
16:26I often made excuses
16:28when I forgot my homework
16:30or when I found out
16:32a prank.
16:34Please tell me
16:36you didn't do anything
16:38when you were an elementary school student.
16:40I'll tell you a lie,
16:42so please answer me.
16:44You don't look like an elementary school student.
16:46Please answer me
16:48Mr. Taihei.
16:50Sir,
16:52I didn't scribble on the wall
16:54of the school building.
16:56Don't lie.
16:58How did you know
17:00I was a Banksy?
17:04Mr. Harunosuke.
17:06I didn't skip cleaning
17:08and dance.
17:10Don't lie.
17:12I just use a Roomba.
17:18Sir,
17:20I didn't say I didn't need a textbook.
17:22Don't lie.
17:24I said I wanted a bag.
17:30Mr. Miyagi.
17:32I didn't scribble on the blackboard.
17:34Don't lie.
17:36I just wrote a numerical formula
17:38because the Fermat's final theorem
17:40was solved.
17:44Don't look at me.
17:46I don't understand.
17:48Shut up.
17:50Mr. Ichinose.
17:52Sir,
17:54I didn't play ping-pong
17:56in your house.
17:58Don't lie.
18:00That was just a survival check.
18:06Mr. Koyuta.
18:08Sir,
18:10I didn't say I wanted to be a rakugo player.
18:12Don't lie.
18:14I'm a fashion model.
18:20Mr. Ichinose.
18:22Sir,
18:24I didn't set up a tape recorder in your office.
18:26Don't lie.
18:28I can't help it if you find out.
18:30How much do you charge for this data?
18:32Husband.
18:36Mr. Harunosuke.
18:38Sir,
18:40I didn't write the textbook.
18:42Don't lie.
18:44It's not a lie.
18:50Mr. Koraku.
18:52Sir,
18:54I'm a breeder.
18:56I don't feed rabbits.
18:58Don't lie.
19:00I ate it.
19:02Don't eat it.
19:04Mr. Ichinose.
19:06Sir,
19:08I didn't say anything bad about your rakugo.
19:10Don't lie.
19:12It's not a bad thing.
19:14It's my advice.
19:18Mr. Yamada,
19:20bring me three.
19:22Mr. Taiei.
19:24Sir,
19:26I didn't hide your glasses.
19:28Don't lie.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:32I didn't hide them.
19:34You said
19:36it's better to take them off
19:38so I hid them.
19:40Sir,
19:42please take off your glasses.
19:50It was a complete misunderstanding.
19:52Hey!
19:54Hey!
20:00If I take off my glasses,
20:02people will say I don't know who you are.
20:04Mr. Yamada, bring me one.
20:06Let's move on to the third question.
20:08Mr. Yamada, bring me one.
20:10Yes, sir.
20:14Today,
20:16September 29th,
20:18is the day of Maneki-neko.
20:20If you have a Maneki-neko in your store,
20:22you may have more customers.
20:24Everyone,
20:26be a Maneki-neko
20:28and call many people
20:30and invite them to your store.
20:32Then,
20:34they will say thank you.
20:36Please continue.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:40I can't catch it.
20:42It's falling.
20:44It's falling.
20:46It's strange.
20:48Be a Maneki-neko
20:50and call many people.
20:52Call many people?
20:54Yes.
20:56Mr. Koizumi,
20:58be a Doja Stadium
21:00and call many people.
21:04Whether they come or not,
21:06it's 50-50.
21:08Stop it.
21:10Mr. Ichinosuke,
21:12call many people to your rice shop.
21:16Before that,
21:18you have to get a lot of rice.
21:22Sometimes, rice is not enough.
21:26Mr. Arunosuke,
21:28call many people
21:30to Sanrio Puroland.
21:38Mr. Miyaji,
21:40call many people
21:42to Sanrio Puroland.
21:46Kitty is calling.
21:48Kitty.
21:50Kitty.
21:52I'm sorry.
21:54Don't look at me.
21:56Kitty.
21:58I hope many people
22:00come to the yoga class.
22:04Many people came.
22:06That's good.
22:12Mr. Taiei.
22:14Call many people
22:16to the camera shop.
22:20Too many people came
22:22that I couldn't lower the shutter.
22:24Mr. Miyaji,
22:26call many people
22:28to the pork cutlet shop.
22:32The more customers come,
22:34the more delicious dishes
22:36you make
22:38and the sales go up
22:40so much.
22:46Don't make a serious face.
22:48Mr. Yamada,
22:50call many people
22:52to Mr. Shota's mansion.
22:56There is a feast
22:58for the hungry
23:00Shiroari.
23:02Mr. Yamada,
23:04take one.
23:06Mr. Kouraku.
23:08I hope many people
23:10come to the Shinobu mansion
23:14I don't know
23:16if a cat came.
23:22Don't give up.
23:24Mr. Taiei.
23:26Yes.
23:28I hope many people
23:30come to the camera shop.
23:34So many people
23:36come every time.
23:38I'm happy.
23:40I'm happy.
23:42I'm happy.
23:52Well,
23:54I'm glad you came.
23:56If you were a pilot,
23:58you would have died.
24:00Mr. Ichigosuke.
24:02Call many people
24:04to the shop.
24:08There is a feast
24:10for the hungry
24:12Shiroari.
24:14There is a feast
24:16for the hungry
24:18Shiroari.
24:20There is a feast
24:22for the hungry
24:24Shiroari.