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00:00:01You don't even have the right to love!
00:00:03If I didn't, I'd make it myself, but I don't have the time.
00:00:05Don't make it on your own!
00:00:07The manzai artists who represent Japan now.
00:00:10That's where they come from.
00:00:15YTV Manzai Newcomer Show
00:00:20The stage is in the holy land of laughter, Osaka.
00:00:24The number one manzai artist in Kansai,
00:00:27a fierce battle is about to begin.
00:00:38This is the Toryu gate.
00:00:42Those who rule will run to the top of Japan.
00:00:46TORYU GATE
00:00:51This is my fourth year.
00:00:59If ramen is okay with dogs, I'll be a dog lover.
00:01:02What?
00:01:03That's it?
00:01:04That's a great idea.
00:01:06You're saying weird things, but it's easy to get in.
00:01:09Is that a live-fire patissiere?
00:01:12What?
00:01:13It's all coming together.
00:01:17YTV Manzai Newcomer Show
00:01:21It's over.
00:01:30Congratulations.
00:01:32That was amazing.
00:01:33Thank you very much.
00:01:46YTV Manzai Newcomer Show
00:01:49The 7 teams that win the 3rd round of the year will be challenged in the final round.
00:01:56The long battle of the year is about to begin.
00:01:59Round 1
00:02:01Among the 500 manzai artists in Kansai who are less than 10 years old,
00:02:06only the chosen ones will be judged in advance.
00:02:11Among them, the team that broke through
00:02:14From the regular team to the new team,
00:02:19there are 12 teams in the new era of Kansai.
00:02:23Who will win this show?
00:02:25That is, the unification of the world of kamigata manzai.
00:02:30Who will be the first to announce their name?
00:02:35YTV Manzai Newcomer Show Round 1
00:02:50Round 1 of YTV Manzai Newcomer Show has begun.
00:02:55Morning Musume is here.
00:02:59Are you coming?
00:03:00Yes.
00:03:01Do you like comedy?
00:03:03My favorite comedian is Mayurika.
00:03:09Sakamoto told me about me.
00:03:13I'm wearing Sakamoto's color today.
00:03:16Oh, that's right.
00:03:17I thought it was a coincidence.
00:03:19Coincidence?
00:03:20No, it's Sakamoto's consciousness.
00:03:22It's Sakamoto's consciousness.
00:03:24Oh, my.
00:03:25What about you, Nagoya?
00:03:26I'm on the radio with Akashiya Sanma.
00:03:32He's really kind.
00:03:35What I'm saying is,
00:03:37Sanma is funny, isn't he?
00:03:40He's funny.
00:03:42He's funny.
00:03:43And the four judges who will be judging today.
00:03:52The judges will be judged with a total of 100 points and a total of 400 points.
00:03:58Let's take a look at the first one.
00:04:00Here it is.
00:04:02All three teams have appeared in the past three times.
00:04:10It's a block with a lot of experience.
00:04:14Is it a veteran team?
00:04:16Let's take a look at these three teams first.
00:04:18Here you go.
00:04:19The first two teams to make a big impact as the first free dancers in the world last year.
00:04:34Their presence is the light of hope for free dancers in Osaka.
00:04:39When I found out that I could be a free dancer, I was fascinated.
00:04:42That's right.
00:04:43It's charismatic.
00:04:45The oppressive power that the audience can't help but see.
00:04:50It's the strongest even if it's free.
00:04:52Osaka may change.
00:04:54The revolution is near.
00:04:57Tenka Tori from Osaka Underground is aiming for the top.
00:05:04Boni Boni with nine years of experience.
00:05:16How are you?
00:05:17Hello, I'm Boni Boni.
00:05:20It's been a long time.
00:05:23It's been a long time.
00:05:24Good luck.
00:05:26I'm sorry.
00:05:27I didn't think I'd lose.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29I'm sorry.
00:05:30You grabbed me like a fool.
00:05:32I'm sorry.
00:05:33Let's do it.
00:05:34I want you to listen to me.
00:05:36I'm getting old.
00:05:37I thought I should watch the live broadcast of the National Assembly.
00:05:41I've been watching it lately.
00:05:42That's great.
00:05:43It's not funny.
00:05:45It's long, so I fall asleep.
00:05:47It's not funny.
00:05:48Everyone who talks is a principal.
00:05:51That's right.
00:05:52I know.
00:05:53That's a level 100 principal.
00:05:54I know.
00:05:55I don't know what to do.
00:05:56It's boring.
00:05:57There's a manuscript.
00:05:59Someone else can talk.
00:06:01I can watch it.
00:06:02That's great.
00:06:03I'm a gal.
00:06:05You're an idiot.
00:06:07You're an idiot.
00:06:08I'm a gal.
00:06:09Politics and gals don't match.
00:06:12I didn't say that.
00:06:13I was talking.
00:06:15I can watch it.
00:06:16Politics and gals don't match.
00:06:18Everyone, listen to me.
00:06:20I'm a gal.
00:06:21I'm going to tell you what Kissy said.
00:06:23You called Mr. Kishida a kissy.
00:06:25You're a great gal.
00:06:27The country's money is dangerous.
00:06:29I'll do my best.
00:06:31I want you to follow me.
00:06:33I said that.
00:06:34It's easy to understand.
00:06:37It's easy to understand.
00:06:39That's great.
00:06:40Politics and gals don't match.
00:06:42I've heard that.
00:06:44I'm going to tell you what I think.
00:06:47It's going to be a mess.
00:06:49There's a distinction.
00:06:52That's great.
00:06:53I can watch it.
00:06:54I'm a gal.
00:06:55Everyone is a gal.
00:06:57I'm a gal.
00:06:58Can you do that?
00:06:59Wait a minute.
00:07:00I've said a lot of things.
00:07:02The country's money is dangerous.
00:07:04That's great.
00:07:06What's going to happen?
00:07:08What's going to happen?
00:07:09I'm sorry.
00:07:12I'm going to apologize.
00:07:15It's important.
00:07:17That's great.
00:07:18I'm going to apologize.
00:07:20I'm going to apologize.
00:07:21The country's money is dangerous.
00:07:23I want to increase the money.
00:07:25Is everyone okay?
00:07:26It's easy.
00:07:27It's easy.
00:07:28No?
00:07:29No.
00:07:30No.
00:07:31I feel very strong.
00:07:33If you don't like it, it's a fight.
00:07:35Don't say that.
00:07:37Something's wrong.
00:07:39It's a fight again.
00:07:40It's a fight again.
00:07:42You are a real pervert.
00:07:43It's funny.
00:07:44That's funny.
00:07:46What's that?
00:07:47Artso.
00:07:48Artso.
00:07:49I told you.
00:07:50What's the matter?
00:07:51There are a lot of investments in Japan.
00:07:56You are Asou Taro.
00:07:59You are Asou Taro.
00:08:00Yes.
00:08:01On the question level, I know the quality of journalism.
00:08:04YouTube short, Aso!
00:08:06How many times have you seen me in a YouTube short?
00:08:09What are you doing?
00:08:10Aso...
00:08:11What?
00:08:11You can watch.
00:08:12I can watch, but...
00:08:13No, no, I don't get along with gals.
00:08:16There are so many gals out there.
00:08:18I'd like to raise your taxes.
00:08:21You're flying in the wind!
00:08:23As expected of you, Aso!
00:08:24You're so excited.
00:08:25Don't say that!
00:08:27I feel sorry for you, Aso.
00:08:29This is really good.
00:08:30You can watch.
00:08:31Let's make it a gal, the National Assembly.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33The National Assembly is in the morning.
00:08:34Gals can't get up.
00:08:35You're a gal!
00:08:36That's enough.
00:08:49After the debut,
00:08:50he has achieved a lot in the show race.
00:08:52He has a great expectation.
00:08:53He is a fusion.
00:08:56The stability of the young man
00:08:59has been noticed by the comedians.
00:09:03It's a manzai with a strong sense of humor.
00:09:05I can watch it with confidence.
00:09:07I know it's going to be fun.
00:09:09But I think everyone is stepping up.
00:09:12The taste of manzai,
00:09:14and the sense of presence.
00:09:15I think it's finally going to be completed.
00:09:20A hybrid of art and passion
00:09:23to create a human figure.
00:09:27The 6th Year of Eireki, Time Keeper
00:09:40Thank you very much.
00:09:41I'm Time Keeper.
00:09:42Nice to meet you.
00:09:43Nice to meet you.
00:09:45I'm Time Keeper.
00:09:46I'm Hideki Matsui.
00:09:47I'm Hideki Matsui.
00:09:48Nice to meet you.
00:09:49Nice to meet you.
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:09:53It's a little sudden.
00:09:54Yes.
00:09:55The other day,
00:09:56I went to eat yakiniku with my friends.
00:09:59Yes.
00:10:00I said,
00:10:01if we're going to eat yakiniku,
00:10:02let's eat as much as we can.
00:10:03My friends said,
00:10:04if we're going to eat as much as we can,
00:10:06let's eat it individually.
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:08We argued.
00:10:09Yes.
00:10:10We couldn't solve it by talking,
00:10:12so we decided to go to court next week.
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Yes.
00:10:16What?
00:10:17Court?
00:10:18I'm nervous because it's my first time going to court.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21You're going to court
00:10:22because you're going to eat as much as you can?
00:10:23That's right.
00:10:24You're not going to court because you're going to eat as much as you can?
00:10:25What?
00:10:26You can't decide that by arguing.
00:10:27Anyway,
00:10:28you're going to come to the hearing to support me, right?
00:10:30I'm not going.
00:10:31Why?
00:10:32Wait a minute.
00:10:33If you win the trial,
00:10:34after the trial,
00:10:35you're going to eat as much as you can with your friends.
00:10:37That's right.
00:10:38Can I enjoy that?
00:10:40You can enjoy it.
00:10:41Can I enjoy it?
00:10:42Because you're going to eat as much as you can.
00:10:46You're fat today, too.
00:10:47What?
00:10:48You're fat.
00:10:49It doesn't matter if I'm fat now.
00:10:51I'm also a yakiniku fan.
00:10:53What do you mean?
00:10:54Well,
00:10:55when you grow up and eat yakiniku,
00:10:56you'll think you should eat as much as you can.
00:10:58You're so mean.
00:10:59I'd rather eat as much as I can.
00:11:02What's wrong with eating as much as you can?
00:11:03There are some places where you can eat as much as you can,
00:11:05but most of the meat is not delicious.
00:11:07There's no meat that's not delicious.
00:11:09All the meat is delicious.
00:11:11There's also meat that's not delicious.
00:11:13There's no such thing.
00:11:14I usually eat as much as I can,
00:11:15about 3,000 yen.
00:11:16I pay 3,000 yen and eat as much as I can.
00:11:17I have to eat 3,000 yen.
00:11:18I have to eat as much as I can.
00:11:19I eat too much.
00:11:21It's better to eat just the right amount.
00:11:23It's okay if you eat too much.
00:11:26What's wrong with eating too much?
00:11:28You'll get fat.
00:11:29I won't get fat.
00:11:30Who said that?
00:11:32You can eat as much as you want.
00:11:33You can eat too much.
00:11:35You can't eat too much.
00:11:38If I don't eat too much,
00:11:39I can't gain weight.
00:11:40Don't worry about gaining weight.
00:11:42First of all,
00:11:43it's wrong to try to gain weight by eating as much as you can.
00:11:45That's right.
00:11:46Eating as much as you can
00:11:47doesn't pay for what you eat.
00:11:48You pay for what you think you eat.
00:11:51It doesn't matter how much you eat.
00:11:52You pay for what you think you eat.
00:11:55I don't want to pay for what I think I eat.
00:11:59What's wrong with you?
00:12:01First of all,
00:12:02I don't know what it means to pay for what you think you eat.
00:12:04You should quit subscribing.
00:12:06What?
00:12:07You're subscribing to something.
00:12:08What are you subscribing to?
00:12:09Netflix.
00:12:10Netflix, right?
00:12:11Netflix is about 1,000 yen a month.
00:12:13How many movies did you watch on Netflix this month?
00:12:16About two.
00:12:17Only two?
00:12:18You only watched two?
00:12:19If it's two movies,
00:12:20you can rent a DVD and watch it for about 200 yen.
00:12:23I can't get my money back!
00:12:25You should quit Netflix right now.
00:12:27If it's Netflix, you can't get your money back.
00:12:29Don't you think it's a waste?
00:12:30Isn't it better to rent a DVD and watch a movie you want to watch?
00:12:34No way!
00:12:36Does Netflix pay you for what you think you eat
00:12:38rather than for what you think you eat?
00:12:42That's right.
00:12:43It pays you for what you think you eat!
00:12:47You don't get it, do you?
00:12:52Huh?
00:12:56That's all for today.
00:13:00I'm definitely going to court today.
00:13:01I'm definitely going to court today.
00:13:04To be continued.
00:13:06Next week.
00:13:15In 2020, he made it to the finals.
00:13:18His ability.
00:13:21His revenge for the day he fell in love.
00:13:24He's aiming for the top.
00:13:27I can feel the weight of each word.
00:13:31He's a calm, mature man.
00:13:35He's well-balanced.
00:13:37He's got a wide range of ideas.
00:13:40He's got a lot of ideas.
00:13:42He's got a lot of ideas.
00:13:45He's got a lot of ideas.
00:13:48He's got a lot of ideas.
00:13:52The 9th anniversary.
00:13:54The 9th anniversary.
00:13:56Party! Party!
00:14:05I'm Tachimachi.
00:14:06Nice to meet you.
00:14:10What kind of person do you think a good man is?
00:14:14Like Tenbinza.
00:14:16I've never heard of him.
00:14:18What's that?
00:14:20He has a good voice.
00:14:21What part?
00:14:22Other than Tenbinza, there's no one else.
00:14:25I see.
00:14:26No, it's not like that.
00:14:28A good man is someone who shows up in a car.
00:14:34That's true.
00:14:35You know what I mean?
00:14:36That's where the difference is.
00:14:38That's true.
00:14:39For example.
00:14:40When you pick her up in a car,
00:14:43you ask her,
00:14:44Is black okay?
00:14:46When you prepare a drink for her.
00:14:48What do you call this?
00:14:50I'm used to it.
00:14:53No, no, no, no.
00:14:55What?
00:14:56Do you look back on the past?
00:14:57It's not the first time.
00:14:58It's not the first time.
00:15:00I learned it from someone.
00:15:01She's a good girl.
00:15:03Really?
00:15:04When you let her go in a car,
00:15:06she says,
00:15:07I'll sing a song for you.
00:15:09When you say that,
00:15:11Don't push me too much.
00:15:12No.
00:15:14I'm not pushing you.
00:15:16Don't act like a leader.
00:15:18There's no leader in Drive.
00:15:19No?
00:15:20It's not like that.
00:15:21When you say,
00:15:22I'll sing a song for you.
00:15:29Let's kiss.
00:15:32Like that.
00:15:33You say it like this.
00:15:35You get over it by being gross.
00:15:36What?
00:15:38No, no, no.
00:15:39It's like this.
00:15:40Really?
00:15:41When you get on the highway,
00:15:43she says,
00:15:44I want to go to the bathroom.
00:15:45Let's go to the next service area.
00:15:46When you say that,
00:15:48Your gas tank is full.
00:15:50It's gross.
00:15:52What kind of expression is that?
00:15:54You're making a joke about Drive.
00:15:56I've never heard of it.
00:15:57You haven't?
00:15:58When you get into the service area,
00:15:59and you're parking your car,
00:16:01the person who can park in one go
00:16:03is cool.
00:16:04When you say that,
00:16:05It's pressure, so I'll keep going.
00:16:08Stop it.
00:16:10I'm going to leak.
00:16:12I'll block it.
00:16:13Block it?
00:16:15No, no.
00:16:16It's not like that.
00:16:21If I look at your sleeping face,
00:16:22I think I can go forever.
00:16:25What are you talking about?
00:16:26You say it like this.
00:16:28You get over it by being gross.
00:16:29No, I don't.
00:16:32What?
00:16:33Do you have enough airbags?
00:16:34No, I don't.
00:16:35You step on the brakes too much.
00:16:38I step on the brakes as much as I can.
00:16:40I've never heard of it.
00:16:42It's safer.
00:16:43You're right.
00:16:44When you start the car again,
00:16:46she's sleeping next to you.
00:16:48When you wake up,
00:16:49you say,
00:16:50I'm sorry,
00:16:51how long have I been sleeping?
00:16:53I just woke up, too.
00:16:55I'm scared.
00:16:59Were you sleeping?
00:17:00We decided to sleep together.
00:17:02We're going to die.
00:17:04I'll stop the car.
00:17:05No, it's not like that.
00:17:13If I look at your sleeping face,
00:17:15I think I can go forever.
00:17:18Why is she sleeping?
00:17:20What are you talking about?
00:17:22What's wrong with you?
00:17:24Your butt is floating.
00:17:25No, it's not.
00:17:26You step on the brakes.
00:17:28You should go to the training center again.
00:17:30What are you talking about?
00:17:32You can't be a good man if you do that.
00:17:34You can't be a good man, either.
00:17:35Shut up.
00:17:36That's enough.
00:17:42Let's welcome the three teams.
00:17:45Please come in.
00:17:47Here they are.
00:17:48Thank you for your hard work.
00:17:49Bony Bony.
00:17:52Here they are.
00:17:53Let's hear about Bony Bony in order.
00:17:58Takechi, please.
00:17:59It's a very easy-to-understand composition
00:18:02where the gal does the lead.
00:18:04Anyone can laugh at it.
00:18:06The content was also interesting,
00:18:09so I thought it was really good.
00:18:12Aso's impersonation was very similar.
00:18:14Aso and the gal had a great conversation at the end.
00:18:19I think it would have been much better.
00:18:22I have a better opinion.
00:18:24Aso?
00:18:25What?
00:18:26Aso?
00:18:27Kubota, please.
00:18:29It was very good.
00:18:30But I wanted a better phrase.
00:18:33I wanted a better phrase.
00:18:36And I'm not Aso Hamatsu,
00:18:38so it's hard for me to score.
00:18:40Stop it.
00:18:41Stop it.
00:18:42I don't need a score.
00:18:44I'm sorry.
00:18:45Let's hear about Time Keeper.
00:18:47Sato, please.
00:18:49It was very good.
00:18:51After Doa did the lead,
00:18:53he explained the theme of the whole story,
00:18:56whether it's all-you-can-eat or a single dish.
00:19:00So the audience didn't get lost.
00:19:04And after that,
00:19:06well,
00:19:07well,
00:19:08well,
00:19:09well,
00:19:12Is it okay to call it Debu?
00:19:14Is it okay to call it Debu?
00:19:17I forgot the word.
00:19:19It's Debu.
00:19:20You know, Debu is a character.
00:19:22I'm hooked on it.
00:19:24I was going to say that,
00:19:26but you changed the tone on the way.
00:19:30For example, Sub-Square Melo.
00:19:31It's because of that,
00:19:32so I kept it until the second half.
00:19:34I think it's very well calculated.
00:19:37I was always dramatic,
00:19:40It was different this time, and it was interesting.
00:19:43Also, the one on the right...
00:19:46More than people...
00:19:50He only said, more than people.
00:19:52It's too early to say, more than people.
00:19:56I need more clothes than people.
00:20:03Next, Mr. Kubota, please.
00:20:06I really like your way of making fun of people.
00:20:10Your prejudice and darkness...
00:20:13I wanted to hear more about that.
00:20:16And in the second half, you said,
00:20:18I don't need it.
00:20:20I don't need it.
00:20:22I want you to do it all the time.
00:20:25I wanted to see it all the time.
00:20:27If it's a luxury, that's it.
00:20:29It was interesting.
00:20:31The previous two groups were pretty intense.
00:20:34It was good to see them continue to talk.
00:20:39It was interesting.
00:20:43Sakura-san, what did you like about the three groups?
00:20:46I became a timekeeper.
00:20:49How so?
00:20:50When I first heard about the trial,
00:20:52I thought it would be a difficult story.
00:20:55There was talk of subscribing.
00:20:58I wanted to be like Mr. Kuma.
00:21:00You're fat!
00:21:02Mr. Kuma is cute!
00:21:04Mr. Kuma is cute!
00:21:06Mr. Kuma is happy.
00:21:08Mr. Kuma is happy.
00:21:10It was easy to get into that kind of story.
00:21:12It was very interesting.
00:21:14Here are the results of the first block.
00:21:17The top two groups who advanced to the finals
00:21:20became timekeepers.
00:21:24After this, the top two groups from last year will appear.
00:21:29Here are the results of the first block.
00:21:33The top two groups became timekeepers.
00:21:37The top two groups from last year will appear.
00:21:42The top two groups will advance to the finals.
00:21:45Here are the results of the first block.
00:21:47The first block
00:21:56The two people who are in charge of the story
00:21:58will be involved in the comic book world.
00:22:02With their free thinking and expressive power,
00:22:06they will draw the only comic book.
00:22:09I think the strength of the story is
00:22:13that it's fun to read it.
00:22:15It has many interesting things.
00:22:18Morse code is very useful.
00:22:20I would like to see them competing in a different way.
00:22:22I think the story will be worth the effort.
00:22:25When two people get together,
00:22:29they complete the strange comical space.
00:22:32The 9th anniversary ofhumi.
00:22:36Oh
00:23:06Thank you, tell you told you even a computer soですか
00:23:10Yeah, book a jishan yeah, clock on now you開始された奥さんやってもらいましたはい
00:23:14入ですか奥さん
00:23:16半音カードでもがあったらこちらで逆探查をかけます
00:23:19ですので判認との会話をできるだけ引き伸ばしてください
00:23:22わかりましたでもうまくできるかしら大丈夫です
00:23:25そちらの通話ヘッドフォンで聞こえています何か困ったことがある私の指示に従って下さい
00:23:31ありがとうございます
00:23:32おっさん半にカレデオいやー
00:23:36Take your time, take your time.
00:23:39Hello, is my husband okay?
00:23:42Is it a white gold?
00:23:43How much?
00:23:4450 million?
00:23:46That kind of money, what should I do?
00:23:56Bian!
00:23:59Bian, Bian!
00:24:02Hey, hey, hey!
00:24:03Bian!
00:24:05Stretch, stretch, stretch.
00:24:08Smile, smile!
00:24:14The criminal's front teeth, Bian!
00:24:16Wife, wife, wife!
00:24:17Wife, wife, wife!
00:24:18Wife!
00:24:19Wife, wife!
00:24:21What are you saying about the criminal's front teeth, Bian?
00:24:23Am I wrong?
00:24:24You're wrong, right?
00:24:25This means you didn't stretch the conversation.
00:24:27Oh, I see.
00:24:28This is the first time I'm using the criminal's phone.
00:24:32That's right.
00:24:33It's rare, isn't it?
00:24:34Did you hear the criminal's voice at the end?
00:24:36What do you mean?
00:24:37He's saying it.
00:24:38He's saying it?
00:24:39He's panicking.
00:24:40Calm down, calm down.
00:24:41Okay, okay.
00:24:42Go back, go back.
00:24:43Hello?
00:24:44Isn't the police there?
00:24:46That's...
00:24:47That's...
00:24:50Greetings!
00:24:53No more, no more, no more!
00:24:54Greetings!
00:24:58Mickey!
00:25:03Greetings to the 50 millionth husband!
00:25:05Wife, wife, wife!
00:25:06Wife, wife, wife!
00:25:07What?
00:25:08What are you saying about the 50 millionth husband?
00:25:10Am I wrong?
00:25:11You're wrong, right?
00:25:12Did you hear the criminal's voice?
00:25:13This is going to be a big issue.
00:25:15He's saying it.
00:25:16He's saying it.
00:25:17He's saying it.
00:25:18I'm sorry.
00:25:19You know what I mean, right?
00:25:20Greetings!
00:25:21You're wrong!
00:25:22I'm sorry.
00:25:23I'm sorry.
00:25:24I'm sorry.
00:25:25I'm sorry.
00:25:26I'm sorry.
00:25:27I'm sorry.
00:25:28I'm sorry.
00:25:29I'm sorry.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:31I'm sorry.
00:25:32I'm sorry.
00:25:33Say something.
00:25:34Say something.
00:25:35Hello, can you confirm that the husband is fine?
00:25:37Let me hear your voice.
00:25:39Let me hear your voice.
00:25:44Wife, wife!
00:25:48No, no, not at all.
00:25:49No, not at all.
00:25:50Not at all.
00:25:51Not at all.
00:25:52Not at all.
00:25:55What?
00:25:57What?
00:25:58You're lying.
00:25:59The criminal is crying when he's singing.
00:26:00Go, go.
00:26:01No
00:26:05No, I'm not gonna get that yo, I'm gonna honey no question. I'm just a kicker and got a kiddo. I'm cold
00:26:14Boku-ga-ya-ri-ta-yu-kai-no-gen-ba-ja-na-yo-wa-mo-chotto-de-kaisu-de-ki-sai-ta-kyo-no-shi-nai-ne-moe-wa-do-ma-ri-to-da-mashita
00:26:32I could end on a round oneでは初出場にして1位通過 決定戦でも爆笑を重ねるが結果は準優勝
00:26:43優勝ただ一つ
00:26:46言葉のチョイスがすごい
00:26:49掛け合いがリアルで期待されてると思うけど期待をいつも超える面白さ
00:26:56スクロールを今年こそ優勝すると思います
00:27:00接触をきす期待の星
00:27:03食い違う価値観がぶつかり合う
00:27:08芸歴5年目ブロー
00:27:10ブロー
00:27:40月の土地プレゼント
00:27:42月の土地プレゼント?
00:27:43そう
00:27:44どういうことそれは
00:27:45あの夜空の月あるやろ
00:27:47月の土地って今インターネットで簡単に購入できる
00:27:49俺も所有してるんだけど世界でも600万人以上が所有してて
00:27:53記念日のプレゼントめっちゃオススメ
00:27:55月の土地とかいいんじゃん
00:27:57なんやろ昔から顔つきとかヘアスタイルを見てて
00:28:00絶対いつか手出すやろなと思ってたんやけどね
00:28:04関与ビジネスやねそれは
00:28:06どういうことやねんお前
00:28:07その月の土地関与ビジネスやねんそれ
00:28:10何がやねん
00:28:11すごいやんネズミコ初の月面着陸
00:28:15マルチ11号じゃんやめて
00:28:17マルチビジネスちゃうねんて
00:28:19マルチ11号じゃん
00:28:20ほんまにあんねんてそういうのが
00:28:21どうせあれでしょ10人紹介したら三日月ランク50人で満月ランク言うて
00:28:26100人紹介でスーパーモンに昇格やん絶対
00:28:29そんなんちゃう言うてるやんけだから
00:28:31わかってるよとりあえずセミナー来てくれやろ言ってやるよ
00:28:33俺が親玉に注意したら月に代わって推し置きを言う
00:28:36一回黙れよお前マジで
00:28:39どこ行くねん
00:28:40セミナーや
00:28:41ないねんそんな
00:28:43ほんまにネットで売ってんねん月の土地は
00:28:45売ってないよ知らんもん
00:28:47売ってるもん後で調べてみ1エーカー2700円で売ってるわ
00:28:501エーカー2700円
00:28:52聞きなじみのない何や1エーカーって
00:28:54面積の単位やんか
00:28:56大きさで言ったらサッカーグランド1個分ぐらいそれが1エーカーや
00:28:59サッカーグランド1個分の土地が2700円
00:29:03そうやそんぐらい安くて売ってんねん
00:29:05私は昨日新潟コシイカリ5キロ3200円で買いました
00:29:09土地の値段が米の値段より安い
00:29:13月ってそんな円高ムーン安
00:29:15なんやねんそれはさ
00:29:17めちゃくちゃ円高ムーン安
00:29:19ムーン安って何や
00:29:201ムーンあたり何円それは安
00:29:22それは今が安いだけや
00:29:24これから価値上がってるかもしれんやんけ
00:29:26価値が上がる
00:29:27だって宇宙開発の発展で2040年には月で暮らせるようになるんで
00:29:30そのロケットとか進化していってな
00:29:32知らんのお前
00:29:33宇宙開発語って言うのはアメリカのNASAだけです
00:29:36あなたはただ出身が奈良なだけです
00:29:38やめてください
00:29:40間3つも言うてました
00:29:41奈良なら語るな語るならNASAだ
00:29:44ちょ嘘つけやんお前
00:29:46あんな心あったかい人がそんなこと言うわけないやんけ
00:29:49奈良なら語るな語るならNASAだ
00:29:51嘘つくなそんなわけないやん
00:29:53奈良が語っちゃダメ
00:29:54ええやんけ別に奈良が語っても
00:29:56自分も所有してるとか言うてたな冒頭で
00:29:59うんそうや
00:30:00土地を
00:30:01俺3円かかったやん
00:30:02俺サッカーくらいの3個分の月の年持っとんねん
00:30:04えっその奨学金は払い終えたんかなそれは
00:30:08その大学の奨学金払い終えてないって前言うてたけど
00:30:11それは払い終えたってことやん
00:30:14いやいやまだ払い終えてないよ
00:30:15すごいやん
00:30:16それがなんやねん
00:30:17あんま地球上で身払いのやつが地球の外で金使うやん
00:30:21黙れや
00:30:33昨年度初の決定戦進出を果たした急上昇コンビ
00:30:40独自性あふれる着弾拳で会場を沸かせた
00:30:46沢畑さんはサラリーマンみたいなのに
00:30:49ためくにさんが独特な見た目をされてるバランスが
00:30:53アンバランスって面白い
00:30:55斜め上のボケが入ってきたりとか
00:30:57ズレた話がどんどんズレていく
00:30:59そのままがしびれます
00:31:03二人の間に漂う違和感が笑いの連鎖を招く
00:31:10平暦八年目 業部
00:31:12パリパリ
00:31:43じゃあお前サッカー作ったやつが一番サッカー上手いか?
00:31:45お前ちゃうやろお前
00:31:46いやもうせーねって
00:31:47やれよすっとやれよお前
00:31:49じゃあどんなゲームなんやそれは
00:31:51まあまずね攻めとディフェンスで分かれていただいて
00:31:54攻めとディフェンス
00:31:57気持ち悪い
00:31:58応援数ディフェンスとかでいいやろ
00:31:59別に伝わるからええん別に
00:32:01いやまあまあええけど
00:32:02そんでまあ腕出してもらって
00:32:03はいはい
00:32:04そんで攻めの方はね最初に0から4までの数字を言うのよ
00:32:08はい
00:32:09でせーのって言って
00:32:10せーのって言って0から4までの数字を言って
00:32:13そのタイミングで攻めとディフェンス両方
00:32:16指をね1本か2本か0本上げるのよ
00:32:20ああはいはいはい
00:32:21でまあ例えば俺が攻めやとして
00:32:23せーの2って言うやん
00:32:25そんでこの2っていう数と場に出てるこの指の本数が当てた攻めの勝ち
00:32:30でこれ違ってたらつい攻めとディフェンス交代
00:32:33お前がやって
00:32:34そんで当たった方の勝ちっていうゲーム
00:32:36ほぼこれやん
00:32:39だらだら説明してたけどほぼこれの説明してただけやんけ
00:32:43そんなんないですけど
00:32:44あるわお前
00:32:46名前ないだけやお前
00:32:48ゲームとしてはあるから
00:32:50で今言ったのがこのゲームのモラル
00:32:52モラル
00:32:54モラル?
00:32:55モラル
00:32:57え?じゃあこのゲームのルールは?
00:32:59ルール?
00:33:00ルールよ
00:33:01ルールはまあじゃあ勝つこと
00:33:04じゃあ勝つこと
00:33:06で勝つことがルールでそん中でこれで決めたらモラル的にいいよねってこと
00:33:10全部ルールにしろやん
00:33:12わかりづらい
00:33:13誰がモラルから作んねん
00:33:15思いやらへんやろお前
00:33:16いや別に一緒やん別に
00:33:18いや別に一緒じゃないよ
00:33:19だって勝つことがルールなんやったら
00:33:20じゃあ今からやりましょかってなって
00:33:22せーのぐらいで俺がためくんやったらこっちにしばいて倒して
00:33:25はい勝ちめっしーとかも言えるで
00:33:27あモラル破ったかよ
00:33:28モラル破った俺めちゃくちゃお前のこと白い目で見んな
00:33:31だけ?
00:33:32それだけ?
00:33:34それだけやったら別にやろうかなってなんで
00:33:36ルールにしろやんわかりづらい
00:33:38じゃあもう分かりましたはいもういやいや言うんだ
00:33:40モラル一個追加しますわ
00:33:41あのルールにしてくれ
00:33:43俺たくさんのモラルいらんのよ
00:33:45モラル破ったらモラルポイントが1ポイント貯まって
00:33:48モラルポイント3ポイント貯まったら
00:33:50そいつをもうみんなで
00:33:52めちゃくちゃ白い目で見よ
00:33:54もう白い目ええだろ
00:33:55それいらん
00:33:56マジでそれいらんねんもうモラルやからバツ弱いやんけお前
00:33:59ええ
00:34:00ええとかもういらんねん
00:34:01ルールやったら負けにできんねんからルールにしろって言ってんやん
00:34:04もうそれしか言ってんやん俺
00:34:05ええなんなんお前なんなんさっき言ってくれ
00:34:06お前ルールは守るけどお前モラルは破んの
00:34:09いや別に破らへんよ
00:34:10そうやんけお前
00:34:11ちょっと破らへんけどそっちのほうがわかりやすいやんって話してんの
00:34:14一緒やんお前ルールだろうがモラルだろうがお前
00:34:16両方破ったらあかんやん破ったらあかんからええやんって話
00:34:19いやそれはまあその部分に関しては一緒やけど
00:34:21わかりづらいやんけだから
00:34:22じゃあもうええで
00:34:23ええ
00:34:24わかりましたもうあの俺が今言ったあのモラル
00:34:27これルールにしてやりますか
00:34:30はい
00:34:34もうモラルでええわ
00:34:35ああ
00:34:36いや今の感じだと俺なんかモラルやったら破るやつみたいになってるやん
00:34:39まずっとやれよお前
00:34:40お前がグダグダ言うからやろ
00:34:42はいせーのに
00:34:45やばいやー
00:34:49えぐー
00:34:51なんでお前が白い目で見てんのよ
00:34:54もうええわありがとうございました
00:34:59皆さん受けておりました
00:35:00はい
00:35:01さあそれではまずは不味に関しましてキウマさんからお伺いしたいと思います
00:35:05はい面白かったです
00:35:07結構誘拐のネタってよく今までいろいろやってきたと思うんですけど
00:35:12ああなんか新しい見せ方だなあというの思いましたね
00:35:15はい
00:35:16あの一発目のボケがこんだけ強いと
00:35:19やっぱ最後までいけますよね
00:35:21あの最後まで面白く見れてなあっていうところがあって
00:35:25面白かったんですけど
00:35:27最後ちょっとだけ落ちたなと思ったんですよね
00:35:30あとこれ子供じゃなくて旦那さんにしてる意味ってあるんですか
00:35:35そのちょっと子供はグロすぎる
00:35:38ああ
00:35:39リアルだと
00:35:40なるほどなるほど
00:35:41あそういうことですね
00:35:43わかりました
00:35:45お前さんを論破して初めての分かってるやつ
00:35:48勉強になりました
00:35:50演説会場のような
00:35:52素晴らしい
00:35:53じゃあグローに関しまして久保田さんよろしくお願いします
00:35:55そうですね
00:35:56ゆめまるくんのそのなんか言い回し芸っていうか
00:35:59全部自分で解釈して全部落としていくっていう
00:36:02むちゃくちゃいいんですけど
00:36:03あってるかわかんないですけどなんか
00:36:05なんやろ
00:36:06銀シャリのかかってる時の橋本ずっと見てるみたいな
00:36:10だから悪いってわけじゃないんですよ
00:36:13確かに面白いんですけど
00:36:14わかりやすくパッパッとなんか一つ大きなボケみたいな主体があれば
00:36:17もっと見やすくなる
00:36:19伝わりやすいのかなと思いましたね
00:36:20むちゃくちゃ面白いです
00:36:22その高松さんの方が
00:36:241Aかっていうのはどういうものなのかとか
00:36:26結構説得力のあるセリフを言うんですよね
00:36:30説得力がグッと上がったところで
00:36:33そこをいじり倒すからやっぱ面白さが増してるんで
00:36:36一つレベル上がったなっていう感じがしました
00:36:39ただ最後一番盛り上がるところで終わらなかった
00:36:45このショーレースとしてはちょっとマイナスになったのかなっていうところです
00:36:50続きまして業部のことに関しまして
00:36:52たけちさんよろしくお願いします
00:36:54いやめちゃくちゃ面白かった
00:36:56業部らしいというか
00:36:57ルールとモラルがこの
00:36:59わかりにくいんやけどわかるんですよね
00:37:02わかりにくいんやけどわかるっていうのがすごいのと
00:37:04ためくにが初っ端からめっちゃ怒ったところがめっちゃ面白くて
00:37:08業部って言うセリフとかネタで笑い取るタイプやったんが
00:37:13感情でも笑い取れるようになってるんで
00:37:15見るたび成長してるなと思って
00:37:17めちゃくちゃ面白かったです
00:37:18ありがとうございます
00:37:19本当ね最初のサッカー
00:37:22そっちのほうが全然有利やんかで
00:37:24サッカー作ったやつが一番サッカーうまいんか
00:37:27これがねすごいことだなと僕は思いました
00:37:31二人の人間性っていうのがこのボケのところでバッて出たから
00:37:35それ以降がすんなり入ってきやすくなったんですよね
00:37:38もちろん計算してですよね
00:37:40はい
00:37:42声混じってますよ
00:37:44ですよね
00:37:46二人と全然目が合わない
00:37:48誰とも目が合わない
00:37:50さあ野中さんこの三組の中だったらどのコンビが気になりましたか
00:37:54クロヲさんのネタめちゃめちゃ面白かったですね
00:37:57スキーの土地を買うなんて
00:37:59宇宙規模だからびっくりしたんですけど
00:38:01新潟産コシヒカリとか
00:38:03地球上のわかりやすいこういう名刺が出てきて
00:38:06それでなんか宇宙規模のものも入ってきたなっていう
00:38:09あとでちょっと教えますね
00:38:10いやいややめてください
00:38:12帰れすぐ帰れ
00:38:14走って帰れお前ら
00:38:16走って帰れ
00:38:18前半戦を終えての結果がこちら
00:38:21クロヲとフミがファーストブロックの三組を抜き去り
00:38:241位2位に
00:38:251位から3位まではわずか3点差
00:38:28混戦模様となった
00:38:31お見事したね
00:38:32完璧なネタの流れやな
00:38:35このあといよいよ後半戦
00:38:37審査員決算のネタが続々登場
00:38:43後半戦続いての三組はこちらです
00:38:47オーバースーパーメイド天才ピアニストとなっております
00:38:51小竹芸能の期待の星から女性芸人ナンバーワンまで
00:38:54バラエティに富んだブロックとなっておりますね
00:38:57さあ続いての三組をご覧くださいどうぞ
00:39:08本大会唯一小竹芸能を背負い参戦する2人
00:39:15縦横無尽に舞台を操り
00:39:17小竹で初の決定戦進出なるか
00:39:22頑張れお前やったらできる
00:39:24感情はね若手で一番乗ってる気がしますね
00:39:27やっぱりね一歩一歩いね
00:39:29劇場版じゃないですか
00:39:31でも本当にエースですよね
00:39:33頭とか抜けてるぐらい感じはしますけどね
00:39:37小竹の次世代を担う2人が見せる
00:39:41ソウルフルな掛け合い
00:39:45経歴8年目オーパス2
00:39:54こんにちは
00:39:56こんにちは
00:39:58小竹芸能から来ました新庄土台社で
00:40:00オーパス2と申します
00:40:02お邪魔します
00:40:06あれですねこれだけの大人に見られてると
00:40:09怒られる時思い出しますね
00:40:11卑屈やな
00:40:13こんな華やかな怒られ方ないからお前
00:40:15大丈夫楽しい時間やからお願いしますね
00:40:18僕最近ね桃太郎の絵本をちょっと読み返したんですけど
00:40:22ちょっと話入ってこんかったんですよね
00:40:24なんでよそれは
00:40:25ていうのもその思春期を迎えた桃太郎が
00:40:28おじいさんにお前は桃から生まれてきたって伝えられて
00:40:31鬼退治とかいいかへんと思うねん
00:40:33どういうこと
00:40:34あピンとこへん
00:40:35あほな俺桃太郎するからおじいさんして
00:40:37おじいさん
00:40:38桃から生まれてきたこと伝えて
00:40:39わかった
00:40:42ガラガラただいまおじいさん
00:40:44あおかえり桃太郎
00:40:45今ね鬼ヶ島で鬼が暴れてるって
00:40:47村ですんごい噂なってる
00:40:49あ怖いの鬼はの
00:40:50あとおじいさんとおばあさんの噂話も
00:40:52村ではしてた
00:40:53うんわしとおばあさんのことか
00:40:55今度夜の元気の秘訣聞きに行こうって
00:40:57いじられとるの
00:40:59そうかなら話さんといけんかもしれん
00:41:02お話
00:41:03桃太郎あの落ち着いて聞いてほしいんじゃ
00:41:05うん
00:41:06いいかお前はな
00:41:08わしとおばあさんの本当の息子ではないんじゃ
00:41:11うんうんうん
00:41:13落ち着いて聞いておくれ桃太郎
00:41:15いいかお前はな
00:41:17桃から生まれたんじゃ
00:41:19おかしいと思ってて
00:41:21おかしいと思ってて
00:41:23落ち着いておくれ桃太郎
00:41:24みんなが自分の名前のこと
00:41:25お父さんお母さんって言ってんのに
00:41:27俺だけおじいさんおばあさんって呼んでた
00:41:29確かにそうじゃんな
00:41:30だからよしかなんじゃと思ったら
00:41:32お前何から生まれてきたって
00:41:33桃じゃ
00:41:34思ってたより思春期じゃ
00:41:36不安定な心にぶっ刺さりよった
00:41:39ちょっと待って
00:41:41じゃあ俺の桃太郎っていう名前の由来は
00:41:43桃から生まれたからじゃ
00:41:45安直すぎるやろ
00:41:46ああ桃太郎
00:41:48かまどをけるのはやめておくれ
00:41:50それがないと米が炊け
00:41:52我が家の生命線じゃ
00:41:54やめておくれ
00:41:55じゃあ僕はその生物学的に桃から生まれた人
00:41:58人の形をした桃
00:42:00わからん
00:42:02誰がわかんねんじゃ
00:42:03わからん
00:42:04教えてくれや
00:42:05わからんがな
00:42:06わしとばあさんはお前のことを
00:42:08本当の息子のように思っとるよ
00:42:10おじいさん
00:42:11そうじゃよ
00:42:13ありがとう
00:42:14そしたら僕は悪い鬼を退治しに
00:42:16鬼ヶ島に鬼退治に行ってくるよ
00:42:18とはならへんで
00:42:19かまどは本当に
00:42:21もうかまど以外なら
00:42:23どこを蹴ってもらってもかまわん
00:42:25かまどはこの家の心臓部分じゃ
00:42:28やめておくれ
00:42:29おやめなさい桃太郎
00:42:31いいかお前は桃から生まれただけで
00:42:33わしとばあさんの立派な息子には変わりないんじゃ
00:42:36その桃どこで見つけてきた
00:42:38それはなばあさんが川から流れてきた桃
00:42:40食べようと思って持って帰ってきた
00:42:42川から流れてきた桃とか食べようとすんな汚い
00:42:45違う違う
00:42:46もし
00:42:47珍しい品種じゃったんじゃ
00:42:49どんな
00:42:50こんなに大きな桃じゃったんじゃ
00:42:52そんなに大きくてさ怖い桃流れてきたら
00:42:54まず村のみんなに報告して
00:42:56川上に異常が確認した後に
00:42:58村のみんなで会議とかしろや
00:43:00立派になったの
00:43:02今そんなにいらんじゃん
00:43:04ああ桃太郎
00:43:06干し柿を水に戻すのはやめておくれ
00:43:09今年の出来はいいじゃん
00:43:12せっかく抜いた水分をどうしてそんなことするんじゃ
00:43:15干されてんのが見てられへんじゃん
00:43:17同じ果物やから
00:43:18お前は人間じゃん
00:43:19助けたらな
00:43:20人間じゃよお前は
00:43:21もうええわ
00:43:22鬼ヶ島行ってくれ
00:43:24鬼ヶ島に鬼に干し柿を説明して
00:43:27この村潰すのは
00:43:28話変えすぎやお前
00:43:29っていう風になると思うで
00:43:30いやなるかもうええわ
00:43:31なるやろ
00:43:45見た目も年齢も性格も違う
00:43:48性反対の二人
00:43:50だからこそ生み出せるオリジナルスタイルで
00:43:53同期のクーマエメテオに続く
00:43:55優勝へ
00:43:57意外な笑わし方してくれるっていうか
00:44:00見た目のインパクトがすごい強いと思うんですけど
00:44:03見た目に負けてない技術があるんだっていう風に思います
00:44:07いつもどのネタやっても結構ウケてる感じ
00:44:10面白いです
00:44:11見てて夢中になるの
00:44:15個性を操る正統派
00:44:17新時代の波に乗る
00:44:21芸歴5年目
00:44:23マーメイト
00:44:26Party Party
00:44:32ありがとうございます
00:44:34申し訳ない本当にごめんなさい
00:44:36ありがとうございます
00:44:38すみませんもう本当つぶないの日々です
00:44:41何もしてないでしょ
00:44:42何にもしてないんです
00:44:43お願いします
00:44:44僕たちもね芸歴5年目になるわけじゃないですか
00:44:47そうですね
00:44:48どんどん後輩が入ってくるんですけどね
00:44:50どうやって指導していいのかちょっと分かってなくて
00:44:53そんな俺に聞いてくれたらいいや
00:44:54君に?
00:44:55俺後輩好きやとか結構多いで
00:44:57大事なのはアメとムチを使い分ける
00:45:00アメとムチ?
00:45:01そうこれが大事になってくる
00:45:02例えば挨拶せえへんような後輩がおったとしたらどんな感じでやるの?
00:45:09お前なんで挨拶せえへんねん
00:45:11芸人にとって挨拶がどんだけ大事か分かってるやろ
00:45:14ちゃんとやれや
00:45:18お前おもろいんやからさ
00:45:20もったいないやろ
00:45:22ジュース買ってるから次からやるよ
00:45:24みたいな
00:45:26こうやってアメとムチを使い分ける
00:45:28なんやろ
00:45:32なんかパインアメやな
00:45:34は?
00:45:35お前のアメパインアメみたい
00:45:37何が?
00:45:38中身が泣いてる
00:45:39そんなことないわ
00:45:41パインアメって真ん中が泣いてるみたい
00:45:43いい説明すんな
00:45:44誰でも言えるようなこと言ってるやん
00:45:45誰がやねん
00:45:46もうバカにされてんの分かってるから
00:45:48挨拶せえへん程度のやつやったらパインアメでいいってこと?
00:45:50やっとパインアメ渡してるみたいになっちゃうから
00:45:52遅刻は?
00:45:53は?
00:45:54遅刻なんか周りにも迷惑かかるからさ
00:45:56そういう後輩にはどうすんの?
00:45:58お前何遅刻してんねん
00:46:00お前売れてからも同じことするんか
00:46:05お前おもろんやからさ
00:46:07お前は絶対売れんねん
00:46:08俺が保証する
00:46:09留学さんやんか
00:46:10どこがやん
00:46:12聞いてんか聞いてないかいまいち分かんない
00:46:13聞いてるやろ
00:46:15覗いたいとき一応舐めはするけど
00:46:17聞いてんかなって
00:46:19聞いてんねん留学さんも俺も
00:46:21売れてない先輩に売れること保証されてる
00:46:23そんな言うな
00:46:24聞いてんか聞いてない
00:46:25別にええやろ
00:46:26使い分けが大事ってこと?
00:46:27使い分けてないよ別に
00:46:29モラル系は?
00:46:30もうタバコポイ捨てするような
00:46:31そもそもモラルがないやつにはどうすんの?
00:46:33お前芸人がポイ捨てなんかすんな
00:46:35自覚持てや
00:46:39お前おもろんやからさ
00:46:41自分の評価ポイ捨てすんなよ
00:46:43言い間のドラマやんか
00:46:44どう違うねん
00:46:45これ完全に聞いてないぞ
00:46:46聞いてるって言ってんねん
00:46:48俺は聞いてない
00:46:49聞いてる
00:46:50喉飴と呼べるのかどうかっていうとこまで
00:46:52それは言い間の話やろ
00:46:53あと全体として金太郎飴でもあったな
00:46:55なんやねんそれ
00:46:56切っても切っても同じ模様の
00:46:57あ?
00:46:58はぁ
00:46:59お前おもろいねんからさ
00:47:00それ金太郎飴で出してないから俺
00:47:02もうここはマストで入ってくるもんや
00:47:03言われたら嬉しいやろ
00:47:04お前後輩虫歯なんぞ
00:47:05俺飴玉渡してないねんだから
00:47:07ビープ飴あげて
00:47:08飴ないのよ何にも
00:47:09じゃあ強盗するような後輩は?
00:47:11そんな奴おらんやろ
00:47:12仮にね今後出てくる
00:47:14飴与える必要ないから
00:47:15強盗するような後輩がおったとしたら?
00:47:17お前何してんねん
00:47:19犯罪やぞ
00:47:20いきなり男飴ですか?
00:47:21黙れお前
00:47:22男飴買ってんの?
00:47:24そのパターンもあんの?
00:47:25何がや
00:47:26でも大丈夫相手も強盗やぞお前
00:47:27武器持ってるかもしれん
00:47:28そんな奴に丸腰で挑むわけにはいけない
00:47:30お前も手頃な武器持っていけ
00:47:31何持っていくのや
00:47:32チュッパチャップス
00:47:35チュッパチャップスかペコちゃんキャンディーどっちか
00:47:37もうええわお前
00:47:38さっきから俺のこと舐めてるやろ
00:47:40舐めてないっすそんなVC3000のダメじゃん
00:47:42それ言うてんねん
00:47:43舐めてないっすあなたどっちか
00:47:45舐めたらアカンって言うてないやろ俺
00:47:47まるで聞き目を塗るんじゃなくて
00:47:48天童よしみが聞きすぎてる
00:47:50それ何やねんさっきから
00:47:51その印象しかない
00:47:52聞き目の話してくんな
00:47:53みんな天童よしみしかよぎってない
00:47:55何言うてんねんお前
00:47:56ずっと思っとったけど
00:47:57無知の種類知らんねんもうええわ
00:48:27昨年度の新人賞でも爪跡を残したが
00:48:30決定戦の舞台は踏めず
00:48:32いざ本領発揮の時
00:48:36何でもできるし
00:48:37全部はいいっていうみたいなイメージですよね
00:48:40やっぱりどういうネタ見ても
00:48:41見たことない設定とか新しいものを
00:48:43常にやってきてるなっていう
00:48:45やっぱ二人の人柄もネタに滲み出てるから
00:48:49ネタの深みになってるんかなと思います
00:48:52やっぱ尊敬しますね
00:48:53後輩だけど
00:48:55たぐい丸なるコンビネーションで
00:48:58次なる王座を取りに行く
00:49:03経歴9年目天才ピアニスト
00:49:15どうも天才ピアニストですお願いします
00:49:18あのね私将来的に
00:49:21老人ホームに入ること決めてるわけ
00:49:24いいと思うよそれは
00:49:25割と若い年齢で入ろうと思っててね
00:49:28あ、ほんまにもう60歳とかで
00:49:30あの45ぐらい
00:49:31早っ
00:49:3445歳でね老人ホーム入って何すんなのとそんな
00:49:38若さでマウント取りたいね
00:49:39最低やね
00:49:41最低やからやめときなさい
00:49:43若いということだけでブイブイかましたわけ
00:49:45気が悪いそれはやめて
00:49:46でも早入った方がね絶対楽しいのよ
00:49:48そうか
00:49:49このように
00:49:50どのように?
00:49:51はい田中さんご飯食べれました?
00:49:53はーい
00:49:54あ、佐藤さんおはようございます
00:49:56今日あったかいですね
00:49:58暑いぐらいね
00:49:59ね
00:50:00あ、清水さんおはようございます
00:50:02おはようございます
00:50:03おいスタッフの声量やね
00:50:05おはようございます
00:50:06声出てるね
00:50:07おはようございます
00:50:08スタッフぐらい吐きあっていいことですけどね清水さんね
00:50:11木村さんおはようございます
00:50:12木村さんおはようございます
00:50:14木下さんおはようございます
00:50:15おはようございます
00:50:16おはようございます
00:50:17家族さん来てくれて嬉しいですね
00:50:19私やることないね
00:50:21顔色がいい?
00:50:22顔色がいいとかスタッフから言いたいのでね
00:50:24いいですか?
00:50:25はい
00:50:26皆さん揃いました?
00:50:27はいじゃあね朝のあのレクリエーション
00:50:29あ、レクリエーション
00:50:30はいしたいと思います
00:50:31レクリエーション何がいいかなと私考えてたんですけどね
00:50:33皆さん折り紙なんかいかがでしょう
00:50:35折り紙最高!
00:50:36あいの手うっさいね
00:50:38小気味のいい
00:50:40入れなくていいですあいの手は
00:50:41折り紙ということでね
00:50:43皆さん折りずろうっていきましょうね
00:50:44仕切らんといてねあんまり
00:50:46食わらんといてね
00:50:47あ、やめてねあっちに
00:50:48あ、いいですか?
00:50:49じゃあ折り方言います
00:50:50はい
00:50:51まずね半分に折って大きい三角作りましょうか
00:50:53ね、そしたらね
00:50:55もう一回折り返してね
00:50:57小っちゃい三角作りましょう
00:50:58ね、角と角をしっかり合わせてね
00:51:00ごめんなさい内職のスピードカーやね
00:51:04仕事じゃないからその急がなくていいんですよ
00:51:06清水さんそれ何してんのそれ
00:51:08鶴に命を宿してます
00:51:10怖い工程
00:51:11あーその時の口私嫌いだな
00:51:14夢に出そうだなやめてほしいなそれ
00:51:16木村さん遅い
00:51:18やめたげて
00:51:20木村さんだってゆっくり降らしてあげて
00:51:22ちょっとあれ
00:51:24若いからねちょっと作業が早いんかな清水さんね
00:51:26若いかー
00:51:30鼻の下飛んじゃなくってね
00:51:32あ、ちょっと折り紙やめてね
00:51:34歌いしようかな
00:51:35ね、じゃあ歌いたい歌ある人
00:51:37はい
00:51:39清水さん何がいいですか
00:51:41ラルクアンシエルのハニー
00:51:42周り楽しないよ
00:51:44周りが楽しくないでしょ歌えないから
00:51:46乾いた
00:51:48まあいい歌ですけどね
00:51:50風を絡ませ
00:51:52ちょっとアレンジえげつないよ
00:51:54ハニーソースウィート
00:51:56ハニーソースウィートもひらがなで書いてるやん
00:51:58和菓子
00:52:00和菓子みたいな
00:52:02もうちょっとねみんなで歌える曲にしよ
00:52:04ね
00:52:06夜遊び
00:52:08ひどなってるやん
00:52:10でもゆっくり歌ったらいけると思いますよ
00:52:12ゆっくりでも早いあれは
00:52:14無敵の笑顔で
00:52:18ごめんなさいね救急車
00:52:22ピンポーピンポー
00:52:24言ってましたけど
00:52:26老人ホームで救急車
00:52:28具合悪いでしょ
00:52:30やめよう
00:52:32体操にしようかな
00:52:34じゃあね私の動き皆さん真似してください
00:52:36はい
00:52:38せーの
00:52:40一二三肩開いて
00:52:42三四五
00:52:44六七八
00:52:46しめずさんしめずさん
00:52:48しめずさん
00:52:50カービィをこうとるんですよ
00:52:52ね
00:52:54おかげさまで
00:52:56インクレディブルの仕上がりやね
00:53:00ねしめずさんすごいからね
00:53:02木村さんこう
00:53:04木村さん無理ですのでその動き
00:53:06なんか振動残ってますよ
00:53:08コアに振動が残ってますよ
00:53:10ダイチに散らしときました
00:53:12しめずさんあのね
00:53:14若い
00:53:16それやめてね
00:53:18皆さんと一緒に楽しんでください
00:53:20そりゃそうです先長いからね
00:53:22そうでしょ
00:53:24懐かしい思うねんけどね
00:53:26私ら子供の時はチョコレート一カケラもらっただけで
00:53:28嬉しかったです
00:53:30急激に寄せだしたね
00:53:32応援はどうもありがとうございました
00:53:36みんなすごい受けてましたけどね
00:53:38それではまずオーバースツーについてお伺いしたいと思います
00:53:40営業とかでも
00:53:42大多数のお客さん
00:53:44年齢層は幅広くでも
00:53:46なんか受ける感じはしてたな
00:53:48っていうのがありますね
00:53:50いいなと思いました
00:53:52桃太郎のネタってね本当いろいろやり尽くされてるとは思うんですけど
00:53:54こんなところを切り取るんだ
00:53:56っていうところが良かったなと思います
00:53:58あとはなんか
00:54:00最初出てくる時はこんにちはって
00:54:02出てくるのが珍しいなと思いました
00:54:04挨拶は絶対に大事なんで
00:54:06あとだからこんにちはって
00:54:08めっちゃ元気に出てきて
00:54:10その最初のつかみで
00:54:12こんなに大人に囲まれ
00:54:14怒られたことを思い出します
00:54:16みたいなことを言って
00:54:18卑屈になるなって言ってたのが
00:54:20あ、そういうキャラなんだって
00:54:22ちょっと思っちゃって
00:54:24なんかそれだとそんなに元気に出てこない方がいいのにな
00:54:26とは思います
00:54:28まあでも中身は面白かったです
00:54:30ありがとうございます
00:54:32そして、マーメイドに関して
00:54:34タケチさん、よろしくお願いします
00:54:36アメとムチで本物のアメに
00:54:38例えてどんどんやっていく
00:54:40っていうところで
00:54:42思ってるよりすごい高いテクニックのネタやな
00:54:44と思って
00:54:46最後のテンドヨシミさんのところまで
00:54:48もう素晴らしかったと思います
00:54:50完璧なネタの流れやなと思います
00:54:52ただちょっとテクニックの紙が
00:54:54前よりもサラサラなんが
00:54:56ちょっと腹立つなと
00:54:58テクニックさんが僕だけ使って
00:55:00山下達郎の反射板に見えるんですけど
00:55:04止めてください
00:55:06クリスマスイグ歌ってないですか
00:55:08止めてください
00:55:10さあ、続きまして天才ピアニストについて
00:55:12お伺いしたいと思います。まずは佐藤さん
00:55:14はい、もうさすがですよね
00:55:16設定なんかも非常に面白かったと思います
00:55:18で、その設定だけだったら
00:55:20多分飽きてくるだろう
00:55:22っていうところで
00:55:24ダンス入れたり
00:55:26歌の上手いところでの見せ方
00:55:28本当に素晴らしいと思います
00:55:30ありがとうございます
00:55:32あのね、ちょっと時間オーバー
00:55:34結構してたんですよ
00:55:36ネタとしては完璧
00:55:38言うことなしやったんですけど
00:55:40そこをちょっとだけどう見るかな
00:55:42という感じでございます
00:55:44じゃあ熊田さんもよろしくお願いします
00:55:46いや、もうお見事でしたね
00:55:48竹内さんがやっぱ全部当たってたんで
00:55:50もうちょっと前でお客さんに見せるような
00:55:52言い方して残していったらもっといいのになって
00:55:54思いましたね。素晴らしかったです
00:55:56すごいとこ噛みましたけど
00:55:58ラストのしみだけ噛みました
00:56:00すみません、なんか一瞬だけ
00:56:02神沼さんに見えたんで
00:56:04ごめんね
00:56:06この二人
00:56:08お久しぶりです
00:56:10もういいや
00:56:12みんなが言うけどね
00:56:14吐きるって興味ないね
00:56:20さあ続きましていよいよ最終ブロックでございます
00:56:22後半戦
00:56:24最終ブロックの三組はこちらでございます
00:56:28バッディーフメスが
00:56:30彗星ジグダンスということで
00:56:32初出場だ
00:56:34今大会初出場の二組が
00:56:36このブロックに集結しているということで
00:56:38そして唯一のラストヒアコンビも登場するという
00:56:40予測不能なブロックとなっております
00:56:42ラスト三組ご覧ください
00:56:44どうぞ
00:56:54説得力を兼ね備えた
00:56:56ハイセンスなしゃべくりを得意とするコンビ
00:57:00本大会では最若手
00:57:02経歴4年目にして
00:57:04初出場を果たした
00:57:08ワードセンスもいいけど
00:57:10普通の言葉も面白くする力が結構
00:57:12高い感じ
00:57:14面白いニュアンスみたいな
00:57:16お客さんに伝えるのが上手い
00:57:18これがおもろいんやみたいな感じで
00:57:20覚悟を決めてやってる感じが
00:57:22すごい
00:57:24新時代の牛リーダーへ
00:57:26果実の勢いで
00:57:28突き進む
00:57:30経歴4年目
00:57:32マーティ
00:57:34パリパリ
00:57:42どうもマーティでーす
00:57:44お願いします
00:57:46ありがとうございます
00:57:48言わざで
00:57:50メクソと鼻クソを笑うってあるやんか
00:57:52ありますね
00:57:54どっちが上とかないですよみたいな
00:57:56このことわざおかしいな
00:57:58何が?
00:58:00メクソと鼻クソやったら
00:58:02鼻クソの方が上やろ
00:58:04どっちが上とかないやろ
00:58:06どっちも汚いねんから
00:58:08きれい汚いって言ってるんじゃなくて
00:58:10このメクソと鼻クソを
00:58:12英語で発音した時の響き
00:58:14鼻クソの方が上やねん
00:58:16どんな理由?
00:58:18英語で発音した時の響き?
00:58:20まずメクソが英語で
00:58:22ルーム
00:58:24ルーム?そうなんや
00:58:26鼻クソが英語で
00:58:28ブーガー
00:58:30ブーガー?
00:58:32鼻クソって英語でブーガーって言うん?
00:58:34これブーガーの方が響き上やろ
00:58:36どっちが上とかないねん
00:58:38もっとわかりやすく説明するために
00:58:40このルームとブーガーを色んな設定に当てはめていくわ
00:58:42どういうこと?
00:58:44まずお前はプロ野球チームの監督で
00:58:46今9回裏2アウト満塁
00:58:481対0で負けてます
00:58:50さよならのチャンスやん
00:58:52どっちの選手を代打に送りますか?
00:58:54なるほどね
00:58:56まず1人目
00:58:58カナダ出身
00:59:00メジャー2さん30ホーマー
00:59:02代打
00:59:04ルーム
00:59:062人目
00:59:08ドミニカ出身
00:59:12メジャー2さん380ホーマー
00:59:14代打
00:59:16ブーガー
00:59:18ブーガーだよ
00:59:20ブーガーの方が上やん
00:59:22これブーガーやけど響き関係ないやんけ
00:59:24ほらお前響きを聞いた上でイメージした
00:59:26ブーガー選手
00:59:28こうやったんかお前
00:59:30そうじゃないけど
00:59:32そうやけどな
00:59:34ブーガーの方が大きいのうちそうやん
00:59:36響きとかじゃないってこれは
00:59:38じゃあ別の設定でいくわ
00:59:40お前は今車を買おうと思ってて
00:59:42選んでます
00:59:44どっちの車を買いますか
00:59:461台目
00:59:48低燃費
00:59:50エコカー補助金対象
00:59:52ニッサンルーム
00:59:54これもありそう
00:59:562台目
00:59:58四輪駆動
01:00:02ディーゼルエンジン搭載
01:00:06大発ブーガー
01:00:08ブーガーだよ
01:00:10響きとかちゃうやんけ
01:00:12ほら響きを聞いた上でイメージした
01:00:14大発ブーガーの
01:00:16トランクに荷物積み込んでんの
01:00:18国分大地か
01:00:20長瀬智也
01:00:22長瀬智也やけどね
01:00:24長瀬智也の方が国分大地より上やの
01:00:26なんで長瀬智也が上の話だってんだよ
01:00:28最後いくぞお前
01:00:30RPGゲームの主人公で
01:00:32必殺技を1個だけ覚えることができます
01:00:34どっちの必殺技覚えますか
01:00:361個目
01:00:38鉄壁の防御技
01:00:40あらゆる攻撃を無効化し
01:00:42さらに発動時
01:00:44自らの体に触れているものにも
01:00:46その効果は適用される
01:00:48未だかつて誰も打ち破ったことがない
01:00:50最強の防御技
01:00:52ルーム
01:00:54絶対ルームやん
01:00:562個目
01:00:58ブーガー
01:01:00ブーガーの方が上やねん
01:01:083個目
01:01:10竜巻さん
01:01:14英歴6年目で初出場
01:01:16ついに迎えた
01:01:18パストッカ
01:01:20沖縄出身
01:01:22竹のエネルギッシュなオーラが
01:01:24見るものを自然と
01:01:26笑顔にさせる
01:01:28シンプルなボケでお腹してくれるのが好き
01:01:30日常にありそうなことやけど
01:01:32それがどんどん
01:01:34竹さんのボケでおかしくなっていくところが好き
01:01:36I think it's a good combination because he has a character that other people don't have.
01:01:45The powerful manzai of Okinawa Jikomi will make Osaka go crazy!
01:01:52The 6th year in the game history, Ume Speaker!
01:02:01Hello!
01:02:04Thank you very much!
01:02:12Hello, I'm Ume Speaker!
01:02:15Thank you very much!
01:02:18I love ramen, so I thought I'd start working at a ramen shop.
01:02:24But I'm a little nervous.
01:02:26Because the manager of a ramen shop is strict and scary.
01:02:29I have that image.
01:02:32I think the manager will be kind on the first day.
01:02:35I think I'll be the most nervous on the first day and fail.
01:02:38It can't be helped.
01:02:40I'll be in your care from today.
01:02:42My name is Tamaki.
01:02:44Nice to meet you.
01:02:46Is there anyone who chews so slowly?
01:02:49You're Tamaki, right?
01:02:51Nice to meet you.
01:02:53I'm the manager of this shop.
01:02:55You're the manager?
01:02:56No, I'm not!
01:02:58I'm not the manager!
01:03:00Please raise your head, Tamaki.
01:03:02You don't have to be so stiff.
01:03:04Thank you very much.
01:03:06My family treated me like a father.
01:03:08You washed your underwear and socks separately, didn't you?
01:03:10Why are you my daughter?
01:03:12I just wanted to treat you.
01:03:14I see. I'm sorry.
01:03:16Tamaki, you're a tough guy.
01:03:18Thank you very much.
01:03:20Did you do something?
01:03:22Yes, when I was a student.
01:03:23I was running.
01:03:25You're a hamster.
01:03:27I'm confident in my physical strength.
01:03:29But it's hard to find a job for ramen.
01:03:31Is that so?
01:03:33It's hot in summer and cold in winter.
01:03:35That means flowers bloom in spring.
01:03:38I'm sorry.
01:03:40It's okay if it's just the members who work today.
01:03:42It was a wonderful start!
01:03:44That's good!
01:03:46Enjoy your work!
01:03:48Thank you very much.
01:03:50First of all, do your best by yourself.
01:03:51I got it.
01:03:53What is it?
01:03:55I'd like a set of ramen dumplings and a bottle of beer.
01:03:58That's good.
01:04:00Would you like some toppings?
01:04:02I don't have any toppings.
01:04:04Did you order anything?
01:04:06What's that?
01:04:08It's so heavy!
01:04:10I'd like a bottle of beer first.
01:04:12I'd like to open this bottle with a chopstick.
01:04:15Can you do that?
01:04:17I've never done it.
01:04:19What do you want to do?
01:04:21I'm worried about you.
01:04:23Sorry to keep you waiting.
01:04:25That's disgusting!
01:04:27Enjoy your work.
01:04:29Tamaki-kun, I told you to do your best by yourself.
01:04:31Calm down!
01:04:33Thank you for your call.
01:04:35Don't say that!
01:04:37Don't take my call!
01:04:39I've been doing my best!
01:04:41I'd like a set of ramen dumplings.
01:04:43Thank you very much.
01:04:45I'm sorry about that.
01:04:47What's wrong with you, Tamaki-kun?
01:04:49It's broken!
01:04:51What?
01:04:53It's broken!
01:04:55Oh, no!
01:04:57Tamaki-kun!
01:04:59Calm down!
01:05:01Let's go back to the old Tamaki-kun!
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:06Don't go back to the old Tamaki-kun!
01:05:09Thank you very much.
01:05:22The last year of their career.
01:05:25They've been competing for the first time in two years.
01:05:28They've been competing for the first time in two years.
01:05:31They've been competing for the first time in two years.
01:05:34They're going to challenge K-1 in Kaeruzaki.
01:05:37I've been waiting for this for eight years.
01:05:40I know that I'm getting better and better.
01:05:44I think I can win this tournament.
01:05:47I think I can win this tournament.
01:05:49I think I can win this tournament.
01:05:51I think I can win this tournament.
01:05:53The secret of their blood is spreading.
01:05:56They're ready to fight.
01:06:00The 10th year of their career.
01:06:02The 10th year of their career.
01:06:04Party Party!
01:06:11Hello, I'm Suisei Cheek Dance.
01:06:14Hello, I'm Suisei Cheek Dance.
01:06:16I think people who have a great determination are cool.
01:06:19I'm a very indecisive person.
01:06:22I'm going to Korea on a trip with my friends.
01:06:26I'm wondering whether to wear a kimono and take a picture in Arashiyama.
01:06:29What's that?
01:06:31You're a girl.
01:06:33I'm thinking about which one to wear.
01:06:35It's a long trip.
01:06:37It's a trip for boys.
01:06:39I've never heard of it.
01:06:41Where should I go?
01:06:43You're too manly.
01:06:45Your butt hurts.
01:06:46Why do you decide so randomly?
01:06:49I don't want to be lazy.
01:06:51I want to decide quickly.
01:06:53I decide quickly when I go on a trip or stay at home.
01:06:56What if you live in a strange place?
01:06:58I want to move again.
01:07:00Do you make important decisions in a moment?
01:07:04I think so.
01:07:06That's amazing.
01:07:08Wait a minute.
01:07:10Did you decide like that when you decided to team up with me?
01:07:13I'm sure you did.
01:07:14You chose randomly, didn't you?
01:07:16No, I didn't.
01:07:18You said you wanted to team up with me when you were looking for a partner.
01:07:21No one wanted to team up with me at that time.
01:07:23You didn't want to team up with me, did you?
01:07:25No, I didn't.
01:07:27You asked me when the deadline was when I wrote the program questionnaire.
01:07:31I don't remember.
01:07:33Why don't you remember?
01:07:35Let's make a good use of the anniversary.
01:07:37I'm lazy.
01:07:39If you're lazy, you'll move to another place.
01:07:41I'm not moving because I don't want to stay at home.
01:07:42I don't care.
01:07:44When did this happen?
01:07:46It's your fault.
01:07:48I've always wanted to say this.
01:07:50What is it?
01:07:52Just say it.
01:07:54I'll say it.
01:07:56Why did you team up with me?
01:07:58I don't have a reason.
01:08:00Say it.
01:08:02I don't have a reason.
01:08:04If you don't say it, I'll be worried.
01:08:06Why don't you understand?
01:08:08I know you're close to me.
01:08:10I feel you're far away from me.
01:08:12You've been working with me since February 1, 2016.
01:08:15You remember me?
01:08:17If you say it, I'll be worried.
01:08:21Why don't you understand?
01:08:23I know you're far away from me.
01:08:25I know.
01:08:27I thought you were a man, so I teamed up with you.
01:08:30Say it.
01:08:34Why do you say that you don't care if I'm a man?
01:08:37I don't care.
01:08:39I don't know what kind of song I'm going to sing.
01:08:40I don't know.
01:08:42Look.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46Kill me.
01:08:48Kill you?
01:08:50That's bad.
01:08:52That's bad, isn't it?
01:08:54I'm angry.
01:08:56I'm not angry.
01:08:58I'm angry.
01:09:00Don't you think it's better not to listen to me?
01:09:02I think it's better to go on a trip for the first time.
01:09:04What are you talking about?
01:09:06The food is delicious and the scenery is beautiful.
01:09:08There are so many fun places.
01:09:10Why don't you understand?
01:09:12I know you, but I don't know what kind of person you are.
01:09:15We've been together for a long time.
01:09:17I don't care about the fact that we've been together for a long time.
01:09:21Do you understand?
01:09:23The next time you cry is when you win the show race.
01:09:26I like you.
01:09:28You have a bad taste.
01:09:30A man with determination is cool.
01:09:32Shut up.
01:09:37Thank you very much.
01:09:39Let's start with Marty.
01:09:42I think it's amazing that you found a word that's easy to compare.
01:09:51I think Shinpei's voice is good, too.
01:09:55I think it's a voice that goes well with something interesting.
01:09:59I felt that you had a very good sense of word choice.
01:10:05It was very interesting.
01:10:06It was very interesting.
01:10:08It's amazing that you've been able to talk so calmly for four years.
01:10:15As Shinpei said, I think you have a very good sense of word choice.
01:10:19I think you're in the top class in the 12 groups.
01:10:24What?
01:10:26Don't say that.
01:10:28Don't say that.
01:10:30Don't say that.
01:10:32Let's move on to Mr. Sato.
01:10:36It's very easy to understand that you're in the top class in the 12 groups.
01:10:43And you have a powerful character.
01:10:48And your partner, Mr. Haramoto, has a good sense of word choice.
01:10:53A good sense of word choice.
01:10:56I think you two are a good match.
01:11:02I'm not a fan of my partner.
01:11:04I'm not a fan of my partner.
01:11:06Do you want to go for a drink today?
01:11:08I wish you a long and happy life.
01:11:12It's not a wedding.
01:11:14It's not a celebration.
01:11:16Let's move on to Suisei Chiku Dance.
01:11:19It was very interesting.
01:11:21And I thought it was a very novel style.
01:11:25I thought it was a very novel style.
01:11:27You have a good sense of word choice.
01:11:34You have a good sense of word choice.
01:11:36It's in your face.
01:11:39I like it.
01:11:43I like it with a small voice.
01:11:45I like it with a small voice.
01:11:47I like the story, but I don't think you can be my friend.
01:11:52I like the story.
01:11:53I've never seen anything like this before, so I thought it was amazing.
01:11:59Wow, this is...
01:12:00This is Kisa-san.
01:12:01I love it.
01:12:02You love it?
01:12:03Why is your voice so small?
01:12:05Now, Takeuchi-san, please.
01:12:07I think the explosive power was probably the most in this 12th group.
01:12:12Also, it was the roughest of all the groups.
01:12:15I thought the biggest difference was the ease of receiving and not receiving.
01:12:23Which one is this?
01:12:25No.
01:12:25No?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28What the hell is this?
01:12:29Put this on!
01:12:31Why is your voice so small?
01:12:33Put it on.
01:12:34Put it on.
01:12:36The results are finally out.
01:12:38Which of the two groups will advance to the finals?
01:12:42The winner of the first round is...
01:12:54The winner of the first round is...
01:13:04With 376 points, it's the Aquarius Cheek Dance!
01:13:08Congratulations!
01:13:10Congratulations!
01:13:11It's the Aquarius Cheek Dance!
01:13:13Congratulations!
01:13:15Congratulations!
01:13:17The winner of the first round is...
01:13:30The winner of the first round is...
01:13:32The winner of the first round is...
01:13:40With 371 points, it's Marty!
01:13:43Congratulations!
01:13:45It's Marty!
01:13:49Here are the results.
01:13:51The first time in 8 years, the Aquarius Cheek Dance.
01:13:54And the first time, Marty.
01:13:56Two fresh members advance to the finals.
01:14:00On the other hand, the genius pianist, Gro, is defeated.
01:14:07How do you feel?
01:14:09I'm happy.
01:14:11He's so small!
01:14:13He said he was happy.
01:14:15He's so small.
01:14:17He's so happy.
01:14:19Please tell us how you feel.
01:14:22I'll do my best.
01:14:26It's your first time, right?
01:14:28Yes.
01:14:29It's amazing.
01:14:30It's amazing.
01:14:33It's your first time.
01:14:35Yes.
01:14:36It's your first time.
01:14:37The winner of the first round is...
01:14:40The winner of the first round is...
01:14:42The Aquarius Cheek Dance!
01:14:44See you in the second round!
01:14:46See you in the second round!