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00:00:30Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show, week six of college football.
00:00:39We are back here in studio.
00:00:41Fellas, how's everybody doing today?
00:00:42Good.
00:00:43Good.
00:00:44I know, Brandon, you've got that smirk.
00:00:45You've been having a good week, haven't you?
00:00:46Had a good week.
00:00:47Good week of college football.
00:00:48Why, Ole Miss?
00:00:49Yeah.
00:00:50Yeah.
00:00:51Yeah.
00:00:52No, I'm so petty.
00:00:53My rival losing just perks me right up.
00:00:54That's not petty.
00:00:55That's sports.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57Love it.
00:00:58Yeah.
00:00:59But it's always better to lose than when Mississippi State wins.
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:02If your team is bad, all you can root for is for your rival to lose.
00:01:04Correct.
00:01:05That's, I mean, that's the Packers.
00:01:07If I'm gonna suck, we all gotta suck.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Yeah.
00:01:10No, no.
00:01:11You have no, there's no pettiness.
00:01:12There's, that's just being a fan.
00:01:14That's ball.
00:01:15Yeah, that is ball.
00:01:16It's ball.
00:01:17Dave, how you doing?
00:01:18Good.
00:01:19That's it.
00:01:20Okay.
00:01:21We're wearing a crown for being two and a half point underdogs to a bad football team.
00:01:24Is that what we're doing?
00:01:26I didn't know spreads mattered.
00:01:29Like if spreads mattered like that, we would have lost to USC.
00:01:32We would have lost to Ohio State like the last seven years we played them.
00:01:36Bottom line is we beat them every year.
00:01:38So what we do at Michigan is we play the games in the field and
00:01:41win national championships.
00:01:43I'm not so worried about the spreads.
00:01:45Mm-hm.
00:01:46Ev, how you doing over there?
00:01:47Perfect, national championship just won, not multiple.
00:01:50Yeah, just won.
00:01:51I just wanted to clarify that for the people.
00:01:53Little grammar question.
00:01:54Michigan only has one national championship in the history of school?
00:01:57In the last like seven years.
00:01:58Yeah, since the color barrier, yeah.
00:02:00Well, the most recent national champion, they won when I was there.
00:02:05So I mean, I'm wearing the crown.
00:02:09Until someone else has the crown, I'm wearing the crown.
00:02:11So you're gonna just have to get used to it.
00:02:13Walker, you'll never have it in your lifetime.
00:02:17I might have the crown.
00:02:18Neither will Dan, probably neither Casey.
00:02:22Yeah, probably not.
00:02:24I won one in baseball two years ago.
00:02:25Probably not, fat boy.
00:02:26Whatever, I-
00:02:28Ev has the best-
00:02:29I mean, Ev might.
00:02:30Ev might.
00:02:31I'm saying definitely might.
00:02:32I had a very simple thing.
00:02:33Hey, Dave, how you doing?
00:02:35Good.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37I don't-
00:02:38Brant Walker took a shot at Michigan.
00:02:43Listen, we're not Mississippi.
00:02:44Look at that board behind you.
00:02:46Fucking you, redneck.
00:02:47I didn't take a shot at you.
00:02:48Look at the Uber one.
00:02:50Yeah, you did.
00:02:51Look at the Uber one, top 10.
00:02:52Look at it.
00:02:53Who's on it?
00:02:54We are.
00:02:55Again.
00:02:56I also just realized that the national championship got hung up and it's just over our pennants.
00:03:00Yeah, right there.
00:03:02Just right over everything.
00:03:03Just right, just slapped it right on.
00:03:06It just covered Mississippi State.
00:03:07All right.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09A&M has like a little bit out there, yeah.
00:03:10Well, what is the point of having any Mississippi State paraphernalia up there?
00:03:13They barely-
00:03:14Because I'm on the show, Dave.
00:03:15It's a representation of who we are.
00:03:17Who we are.
00:03:18Who cares?
00:03:19It matters.
00:03:20It matters who we are.
00:03:21Representation matters.
00:03:23There's a little boy sitting in Mississippi right now and he's like, man, someday I want
00:03:27to grow up and get shit on by someone wearing a crown.
00:03:32All I know is I just said good.
00:03:36I said good.
00:03:37Dave, how you doing?
00:03:38Good.
00:03:39I wasn't-
00:03:40I mean, you're making a statement just simply by wearing the crown every week.
00:03:44That's a statement.
00:03:45This isn't the first and not the last time you're going to see the crown.
00:03:49If you win a national championship in football, Brandon, you can wear the crown the entire
00:03:54year until someone else has it.
00:03:55You'll never win a national football championship.
00:03:58You'll probably never be in the playoff because you're pathetic losers.
00:04:01Brandon, would you like to go to the High Noon Weekend Preview?
00:04:05Sure.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07Let's go to the High Noon Weekend Preview.
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00:04:24Okay.
00:04:25Week six is not sexy on paper, guys.
00:04:26We've only got one ranked-on-ranked matchup.
00:04:28But usually, these are the weekends whenever things get a little bit crazy.
00:04:31That's crazy that I'm in second and de- Okay.
00:04:35That didn't- Put up that record again.
00:04:37Yeah, no.
00:04:38This is the overall High Noon record.
00:04:39That's not.
00:04:40That- This is-
00:04:41How has Dave won?
00:04:42Dave is worse than me right now.
00:04:44How's Dave won?
00:04:45That's crazy.
00:04:46That is weird.
00:04:47Shit's rigged.
00:04:48This shit is rigged.
00:04:49Also, he's got that smirky nose.
00:04:50That's insane.
00:04:51Also, I went- Since I went one and three last week, I definitely
00:04:52had Ohio State and Illinois.
00:04:53I know for a fact I said both of those.
00:04:54This is why- This is why-
00:04:55We might need a recap.
00:04:56We might need a recap.
00:04:57This is why keeping the High Noon records is like every week we're going to get thrown
00:04:58off because we're all going to- At the end of the day, guys, the proper picks are the
00:04:59only ones that matter.
00:05:00I'm 5-0.
00:05:01That's all that matters.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:03That's not true.
00:05:04I'll get those too.
00:05:05Because there's a lot of games and there's a lot of picks.
00:05:06So that's not true.
00:05:07Well, we've never kept them until now.
00:05:08Yeah.
00:05:09We have.
00:05:10Yes.
00:05:11Every year.
00:05:12Remember the colored sheet?
00:05:13Yes.
00:05:14Yes.
00:05:15It has the- Oh, that's-
00:05:16Literally, always had the record.
00:05:17That is right.
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:19That was like an Excel spreadsheet.
00:05:20What's the point of picking games if you don't have the records?
00:05:21I mean, that's crazy.
00:05:22You've got to keep records.
00:05:23Dan is in first, though.
00:05:24But you have to keep records.
00:05:25Otherwise, there's no way to win.
00:05:26Yes.
00:05:27I'm in first.
00:05:28I'm in first.
00:05:29I'm in first.
00:05:30I'm in first.
00:05:31I'm in first.
00:05:32I'm in first.
00:05:33I'm in first.
00:05:34I'm in first.
00:05:35I'm in first.
00:05:36I'm in first.
00:05:37I'm in first.
00:05:38You have to keep records.
00:05:39Otherwise, there's no point in keeping and picking games.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:41We're keeping records.
00:05:42We're just picking random things.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Well, then we'll keep going.
00:05:45Rutgers at Nebraska.
00:05:46Dave, I will start with you.
00:05:47Nebraska, minus seven.
00:05:48The over-under at 41.
00:05:50Rutgers 4-0.
00:05:51It feels like a very quiet team with Shiano.
00:05:53Nebraska, obviously, dropped that one to Illinois.
00:05:55What do you think happens in this game?
00:05:59I watched every second of that Rutgers-Washington game last week.
00:06:05Washington should have won by 30.
00:06:06You know what I mean?
00:06:08If they played those two teams 100 times, Rutgers loses that game 99% of the time.
00:06:14They got dominated in every facet you can win.
00:06:16They need to pull a miracle, a rabbit out of a hat, to win that game.
00:06:20I'm going to take Nebraska here at home.
00:06:22I don't think Rutgers is very good.
00:06:24That's a fraudulent 4-0.
00:06:26I like the people of Rutgers, State College of New Jersey.
00:06:30I like, obviously, Compton, too, and Nebraska, the Blackchairs, but I just don't think Rutgers
00:06:35is very good.
00:06:36They were awful.
00:06:37I don't think they'll win that game.
00:06:38I'm going to take Nebraska.
00:06:39Dan?
00:06:40Yeah, I'm going to take Nebraska, as well, because here's what's happening right now.
00:06:44Nebraska plays Ohio State next week?
00:06:47Is it next week or the week after?
00:06:48The week after.
00:06:49It's the week after.
00:06:50It's the 19th.
00:06:51But this is the build-up phase, the back-to-the-build-up phase.
00:06:54They lost to a ranked team in Illinois.
00:06:56Everyone gets sad in Nebraska.
00:06:58They're going to win this game handily.
00:07:00They're going to win next week.
00:07:01If they have a game, they might have a bye handily.
00:07:04And then they're going to build up to Ohio State, and Will's going to put on his eye
00:07:08black and he's going to scream and he's going to yell, he's going to lose his voice, and
00:07:12they're going to get, like, 50-burgered, and they're going to be back to the same spot.
00:07:15So this is the build-up phase.
00:07:16You've got to catch Nebraska in the build-up phase.
00:07:19This is where you take Nebraska.
00:07:20The graphic of beating a ranked team is just going to get worse and worse and worse.
00:07:24Yeah, but you can't get maximum Will Compton belief if they lose this game.
00:07:30So they have to win this game because he only knows, like, the most amount of pain
00:07:34when it comes to playing against ranked teams.
00:07:36Brandon?
00:07:37Yeah, you both said it, but I like Nebraska, too.
00:07:40Illinois went in there and won, but Illinois has a quarterback.
00:07:42Rutgers really doesn't.
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:44And they're going to try to run the ball and run the ball and run the ball, and Nebraska's
00:07:46run defense is outstanding.
00:07:48Nebraska, I just think you're exactly right with the build-up.
00:07:52They're going to build their hopes up again.
00:07:53They cover this number here.
00:07:55And Rutgers, fine team, but not great.
00:07:57So Nebraska.
00:07:58Yeah, I'm taking Nebraska, too.
00:08:00So, Ev, are we doing all the way across the board Nebraska?
00:08:02No, give me Rutgers.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04Give me Rutgers.
00:08:05What Dave said is correct.
00:08:06They absolutely should have lost that game, and probably by double digits.
00:08:08But I think Shiana can go muck it up.
00:08:10I'll take seven.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Iowa at number three, Ohio State, Ohio State minus 19 and a half, the over-under at 45.
00:08:17Ev, I will start with you.
00:08:18I mean, obviously, Ohio State played Michigan State last week.
00:08:21They handled it fine.
00:08:22Are you any bit nervous about Iowa at all?
00:08:26Not nervous.
00:08:27I mean, Caleb Johnson, he's a good running back.
00:08:28But I think, I mean, the strength of our team is defending the run.
00:08:31I just love our defense at the spot.
00:08:33I don't really see how Iowa scores.
00:08:34So yeah, I think Ohio State wins like, I'll say like 31-6, something like that.
00:08:40Dave, what do you think about Ohio State?
00:08:43I mean, they haven't played anybody yet.
00:08:45They're cupcake city over there.
00:08:48Iowa's not no great team here.
00:08:51Ohio State, I think, has gone not cover, cover, not cover, cover.
00:08:57They've alternated.
00:08:58I don't know which one they start on.
00:09:00But they did cover last week, and if they follow their path, that would be no cover
00:09:03this week.
00:09:04But I'm going to take them here just because I agree with Fat Boy.
00:09:07I don't think Iowa will be able to score very easily.
00:09:12So I'm going to lay the points here with Ohio.
00:09:14Dan?
00:09:15Yeah, I'm going to take the under in this game.
00:09:19A little bit of a look ahead.
00:09:21It's tough.
00:09:22Like, I think it's kind of a little bit of a look ahead because, obviously, Ohio State
00:09:24has Oregon next up.
00:09:27Besides Michigan, that's the game they've had circled.
00:09:31They haven't played anyone, like everyone said, so there might not be as much of a look
00:09:35ahead because this is technically their biggest game thus far.
00:09:38But I like the under.
00:09:39I think this is one of those games, especially if Ohio State is up three touchdowns and it's
00:09:45clear Iowa can't score at all in this game.
00:09:48They pack it in early.
00:09:49They run the ball.
00:09:50They get out of there.
00:09:51They're going to play Oregon next week with one of the biggest matchups on the card.
00:09:54Brandon, we've talked a lot about how, I mean, Iowa is actually scoring a little bit
00:09:58this year, which is crazy now that they have a new offensive coordinator, but they haven't
00:10:01played a defense like Ohio State, which is why I'm taking Ohio State.
00:10:04But Iowa has been able to score more this season.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07No, their offense is better.
00:10:08And just to clarify, I hate to say this.
00:10:09I hate to take your time, Brandon.
00:10:12We keep saying they haven't played a defense like Ohio State.
00:10:14Ohio State hasn't played anybody.
00:10:16Their defense hasn't looked that great.
00:10:17Well, their defense has looked that great, and they haven't played anybody.
00:10:21That point is correct.
00:10:22But their defense has looked that great against who they played.
00:10:25And Iowa is...
00:10:26Well, Marshall went up and down the field pretty easily, Hick boy.
00:10:29Yeah, for like a quarter.
00:10:31For a quarter.
00:10:32For a half.
00:10:33It didn't last long.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Anyway, anyway.
00:10:36They went on an 80-yard drive to score at the end of the first half.
00:10:39May I?
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:42Iowa's offense is a little bit better.
00:10:46They have a home run hitter at running back.
00:10:47They haven't had that in a few years.
00:10:48This guy can go 80 yards in a second.
00:10:51And Ohio State will be just fine mucking it up and running the football.
00:10:54They'll just run their two running backs out there.
00:10:55They'll get out to a lead, and they'll cruise.
00:10:57I think they're perfectly comfortable winning this game 24-10, 24-7, something like that.
00:11:01I like Iowa to cover this.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:04And that's hard for you to say.
00:11:05You don't like Iowa.
00:11:06I don't like Iowa.
00:11:07What did you say the scores?
00:11:08So I understood that when I said it...
00:11:10You just gave like...
00:11:12Your brain model has like a 17-point advantage to the under.
00:11:17That's fine.
00:11:18But I also...
00:11:19I like Iowa.
00:11:20I like...
00:11:21I'm hoping it happens.
00:11:22But you took the under.
00:11:23Oh, you can take the same thing.
00:11:24I agree with your under.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26All right.
00:11:27I like your...
00:11:28I hope your model is correct.
00:11:2924-7.
00:11:30Beautiful.
00:11:31Good.
00:11:32Beautiful.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34Perfect.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:36So I...
00:11:37Dan, I'm going to ask you first, unless you want to kick this over to Brandon first.
00:11:38Number 12 Ole Miss at South Carolina, Ole Miss minus nine, the over-under 53 and a half.
00:11:42So Dan, obviously Ole Miss gets upset last week by Kentucky at home, which was crazy.
00:11:47We know South Carolina has also killed Kentucky.
00:11:50Do you want to start?
00:11:51Or do you want to let Brandon have the floor?
00:11:52I'm going to cede the floor to the gentlemen from the great state of Mississippi.
00:11:54There you go.
00:11:55They were so excited, Casey.
00:11:56They were so happy.
00:11:58They were so hottie-tottie.
00:11:59Everything was perfect.
00:12:00Oh, my God.
00:12:01Lane Kiffin's doing his TikTok dances, and everything is great.
00:12:05When Jackson Dart was wearing a mover's blanket before the game, did you see what he was wearing?
00:12:09That hoodie was great.
00:12:10It was the most ridiculous thing anybody's ever worn to a...
00:12:11It looks so comfortable.
00:12:12It looks so comfortable.
00:12:13It looks so comfortable.
00:12:14A mover's blanket.
00:12:15A mover's blanket.
00:12:16He was wearing a mover's blanket?
00:12:17I know a mover's blanket.
00:12:18He was wearing a moving blanket.
00:12:19I know.
00:12:20It's like one of those quilted sweatshirts that Brandon does.
00:12:21This man was wearing a moving blanket.
00:12:22He was wearing the blanket that you put in the elevator to make sure you don't scratch
00:12:26up the elevator.
00:12:27I'll show you in just a second.
00:12:28Yeah, okay.
00:12:29Anyway, Ole Miss is not that team.
00:12:31They are not that offense.
00:12:32They are not that anything.
00:12:34South Carolina, not only did they beat Kentucky, which you can throw that one out a little
00:12:37bit because 31-6 just does not represent them.
00:12:40When they played LSU at home, and LSU is a better team than Ole Miss.
00:12:43When they played LSU at home, they played the hell out of them.
00:12:45If Lenore Sellers, the quarterback, is back, and everything indicates he is, South Carolina
00:12:49not only keeps it within the number, they possibly and probably win the game.
00:12:52Okay, Dan?
00:12:53I agree.
00:12:54I mean, this is the best for Brandon because Ole Miss, if they had lost, say, Georgia.
00:13:02That's Georgia.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04But Ole Miss losing this type of game to Kentucky, and it further proving that as much as you
00:13:09can talk about Ole Miss in the preseason, as much as you can talk about them in September,
00:13:15they are not ready for prime time when it comes to the big boys of the SEC because that's
00:13:19the thing.
00:13:20Like, Georgia struggled with Kentucky at Kentucky, but Georgia still wins that game.
00:13:24You know, those teams win those games.
00:13:26So yeah, they're not ready for prime time.
00:13:28I'm taking South Carolina as well.
00:13:29Here's the mover's blanket, by the way.
00:13:31Yeah, that is a mover's blanket.
00:13:32He was wearing a mover's blanket.
00:13:33Okay, Dave?
00:13:37I like South Carolina here, but I would like to say, and Brandon's right, they should be
00:13:43in LSU too, South Carolina.
00:13:46I'm going to throw, I'd like to give some credit to Kentucky.
00:13:49Yeah.
00:13:50Throw out that loss at South Carolina, which I don't know, I didn't watch a second of that.
00:13:54I bet South Carolina didn't watch the game, they get killed.
00:13:56They could have beaten Georgia.
00:13:59And then they come and they beat Ole Miss.
00:14:00This team, something happened in that they were supposed to be pretty good coming into
00:14:04this year.
00:14:05They're like a 10 point favorite, I think, in that game against South Carolina where
00:14:08they got smushed and everyone kind of wrote them off.
00:14:12They're good.
00:14:13I actually floated Dan going down to Lexington for a game for game day.
00:14:17Not maybe because Keeneland is there, maybe not.
00:14:20But Kentucky's good.
00:14:21So I give Kentucky credit.
00:14:24I know Brandon's happy.
00:14:25I like Ole Miss.
00:14:26Ole Miss is a fun, good team, but I think there's a very close game.
00:14:29And to be honest, even if South Carolina had won, like I still would have liked South Carolina
00:14:35here.
00:14:36Even if Ole Miss beat Kentucky, excuse me, I would have liked South Carolina here.
00:14:40I think they've been in good bed all season.
00:14:42Okay, Ev, who are you taking?
00:14:43South Carolina.
00:14:44I'm taking South Carolina.
00:14:45I'm also going to take the over.
00:14:46I think we get some points here.
00:14:49Okay, then I guess I'm going to be the one to, I don't know if it's mess up the graphic
00:14:53or make the graphic better.
00:14:54I'm going to take Ole Miss.
00:14:55I do think this is a bounce back spot.
00:14:56Their offensive line played horribly.
00:14:57And I don't know how good their offensive line actually is, but I expect this to be
00:15:01a Jackson Dart bounce back spot.
00:15:03I don't expect-
00:15:04And again, I think that's Kentucky.
00:15:06When you say their offensive line played horribly, I think you really got to tip your cap to
00:15:10Kentucky.
00:15:11I'm going to tip my cap to Georgia, too.
00:15:12Kentucky's good.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15Their defensive front is very good.
00:15:16So, I'm going to take Ole Miss.
00:15:17I understand nine's a lot of points right now, but I think that they are, I think they're
00:15:20a fine team.
00:15:21I don't think they're a top five team in the country, but I think they're going to be fine
00:15:23and I don't see them losing back-to-back weeks, especially what they have LSU next
00:15:26week.
00:15:27Yeah.
00:15:28So, I think that they're going to bounce back.
00:15:29Let's go to number 10 Michigan at Washington, Washington minus two and a half, the over
00:15:32under at 41 and a half.
00:15:34Dave, I'll start with you.
00:15:35Number 10 team on the road, a two and a half point underdog.
00:15:38How are you feeling about your Wolverines?
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41Well, this is, as we all know, a rematch of the national championship.
00:15:46If Brandon looks behind you, we'll see last year, these two teams played for the national
00:15:51championship.
00:15:54Tough spot for my Wolverines, if we're being honest.
00:15:56One of the toughest places to play in the country, Washington, Jeb Fish desperate, desperate
00:16:04for a victory.
00:16:05And this Washington team, they should have beat Rutgers by 30.
00:16:08I think another one they lost, they should have won.
00:16:11They're pretty good.
00:16:12Washington is pretty good.
00:16:13So everyone's the spread.
00:16:14Yeah, of course.
00:16:15Hey, we're on the road, traveling West at night, toughest place to play, mixing the
00:16:21fact we don't have a quarterback.
00:16:23We do not have a quarterback.
00:16:25So we're heading out there, Husky stadium, Seattle, Washington, no quarterback at night
00:16:33play is going to be a zoo.
00:16:35It's going to take a superhuman, super man effort from Khalil Mullings to run the ball.
00:16:41I think we get it.
00:16:43And the national champions stay in the top 10 and right in the picture, the playoff.
00:16:48But this, if Michigan pulls this off, this is a credit to the internal fortitude of the
00:16:55national champs to go into this place and win without a quarterback, very hard to do.
00:17:00Give me the Wolverines, the heart of a champion.
00:17:03Brandon, the floor is yours.
00:17:05Can I use my time to ask Dave a question?
00:17:07Of course you can.
00:17:08You can do whatever you want.
00:17:09Dave, have you made any headway on securing a quarterback for next season yet?
00:17:14No.
00:17:15Well, I mean, I'm getting, first of all, we have a quarterback who's being redshirted.
00:17:23I'm not quite sure the philosophy and why he is not taking the redshirt off Jaden Davis.
00:17:35Did you just stop talking?
00:17:36I can't tell.
00:17:37Yeah, I'm done.
00:17:38The way he kind of nodded was just like, that was the period on the sentence.
00:17:43He just didn't say it.
00:17:44He made a big declaration last week that I'm going to spend $3 million, my own money to
00:17:48get a quarterback.
00:17:49And I was just wondering how that was coming along.
00:17:51That's all.
00:17:52Do you think that works in one week?
00:17:55I don't know.
00:17:56I've never bought a quarterback for $3 million.
00:17:57I had Stephen Che pitch me the Oklahoma quarterback.
00:18:01Who pitched him for you?
00:18:02I want no part of him.
00:18:03I don't want benched quarterbacks.
00:18:05Oh, I forgot to tell you, Dave, speaking of, this has nothing to do with this, but it just
00:18:10popped in my head.
00:18:11Our guy, Connor Stallions, I think he's going to have an internship here starting in November.
00:18:17Oh, my God.
00:18:18Oh, awesome.
00:18:19Like, in the office.
00:18:22He was like, once the football season, the high school football season is done, he's
00:18:25like, I'm going to have a couple of months to, like, he's like, before I figure out my
00:18:28next move, if you want me to intern, I was like, okay.
00:18:32Brandon might kill himself.
00:18:34We talked about him and I, Connor Stallions and I, being the team that goes and gets the
00:18:39quarterback.
00:18:40Yeah, you should.
00:18:41You should.
00:18:42So, he'll have an office here, so when you come here, you can-
00:18:45How will he have an office?
00:18:47I'm going to black out one of the-
00:18:48You're giving him an office?
00:18:49Yeah, I'm going to black out one of the conference rooms.
00:18:50And he just has, I'm going to be like, you do whatever you want in here, I don't care.
00:18:54I like that.
00:18:55Yeah, it's not like a-
00:18:56He has to hide in the shadows.
00:18:57Yeah, Steven Shea told me if I wanted to get the kid Arnold from Oklahoma.
00:19:01He's like, they're wondering whether you want him.
00:19:04No.
00:19:05I mean, imagine you walking around like you're-
00:19:07He stinks.
00:19:08You should definitely go get him, Dave.
00:19:09He stinks, Dave.
00:19:10Imagine your quarterback, like, crack staff is Steven Shea and Connor Stallions.
00:19:17I mean, if Steven Shea is-
00:19:18Yeah, I know, he stinks.
00:19:19I'm like, go get Steven Shea and tell me who it was.
00:19:21He said, I got a five star, the agent wants to talk to you.
00:19:23Who is it?
00:19:24I go, that's the kid who got benched last week.
00:19:26Why is Steven Shea involved?
00:19:27I need Steven Shea involved.
00:19:29This is like, this is basically, you're doing Rain Man, except you're Tom Cruise and you
00:19:34have two Dustin Hoffmans walking in the casino with Connor Stallions and Steven Shea.
00:19:39I mean-
00:19:40No, I mean, Brennan, Steven Shea said he ran the quarterback by you.
00:19:45Jackson Arnold?
00:19:46It stinks.
00:19:47Steven Shea doesn't know this shit.
00:19:49No, no, no.
00:19:50Now I'm starting to put this together.
00:19:51He didn't run the quarterback by me.
00:19:52He texted me and said, who is this guy?
00:19:54What's his name?
00:19:55And what do I need to know about him?
00:19:57And so I told him, and then I think he took him to you.
00:20:01That's crazy.
00:20:02Yeah, anyway-
00:20:03He was presented as me as a target for Michigan if I wanted him.
00:20:07But he didn't say the name.
00:20:08He just goes, I got a five star for you.
00:20:11And then he said the name, I'm like, that guy got benched last week.
00:20:15Why is Steven Shea?
00:20:16Like, who is he connected to?
00:20:17I don't know, but I like it.
00:20:18Why is Steven Shea involved?
00:20:19Just like Dud, it doesn't even know how bad this game is?
00:20:22He literally does not watch a snap of college football.
00:20:24It doesn't even exist in his brain.
00:20:26He didn't know it was me involved.
00:20:27You know what you need to do is that you need to have Shea, Connor Stallions, and then Liam
00:20:31in the corner.
00:20:32Like, Liam needs to be the fact checker.
00:20:33Liam would absolutely have to help you, Dave.
00:20:34Liam.
00:20:35Liam could find you one.
00:20:36Liam is the class of that group, no question.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38He has a mic this week, Dave.
00:20:40This is the report I got from Brandon Walker.
00:20:42I think he can be good in a new place.
00:20:44I think the talent is clearly there.
00:20:46He's an aggressive gunslinger type that can push it downfield, make tough throws to the
00:20:51sideline from the opposite hash.
00:20:52I think his confidence got shot playing a bad system with an egregious bad O-line.
00:20:57This is all in quotes.
00:20:58You said that?
00:20:59That's what I said.
00:21:00That's what I said.
00:21:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:02Blutman, you said that to Shea?
00:21:03I texted Shea that, because Shea asked me on Monday for my thoughts.
00:21:06Shea's just copying Blutman's work.
00:21:08That's insane.
00:21:09He did get benched too early.
00:21:12Oklahoma gave up too early on him.
00:21:13He did.
00:21:14That's true.
00:21:15That made him sound like he could be the next Joe Burrow.
00:21:17Hold on.
00:21:18Time out.
00:21:19You can't spend your money based on Shea.
00:21:20Time out.
00:21:21It's not Shea.
00:21:22It's Liam.
00:21:23We just found out it's Blutman.
00:21:24Shea is literally trying to get in with Dave by passing off Blutman's quarterback ranking.
00:21:28What is Shea doing?
00:21:29Why is she doing this?
00:21:30Shea tweeted me.
00:21:31Shea tweeted me.
00:21:32Quick question.
00:21:33I had an agent friend reach out about a five-star to transfer to Michigan.
00:21:37I said, who?
00:21:38He said, Jackson Arnold.
00:21:39I said, he sucks.
00:21:41And then he wrote me the report.
00:21:45But the report is from Blutman's mouth.
00:21:47He did say Blutman and Brandon.
00:21:49There was some of me in there too.
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Blutman, are you high on Jackson Arnold?
00:21:53Well, I like Jackson Arnold.
00:21:54I think the situation was terrible, but I don't think things would get any better in
00:21:57Michigan.
00:21:58I don't think it would work here.
00:21:59By the way, we don't want gunslingers.
00:22:02Michigan isn't gunslinger you.
00:22:05Michigan is smart game managers, make big throws when you need to, win national champion
00:22:10you.
00:22:11Correct.
00:22:13I appreciated the no parole.
00:22:15That was singular there.
00:22:16Ew.
00:22:17Okay, Brandon.
00:22:18Boston, you're minus two and a half.
00:22:19Okay.
00:22:20Ev?
00:22:21Yeah, I like Washington.
00:22:22I mean, it's just, I mean, obviously gambling just the spot number 10 team in the country
00:22:28as a dog, but also we've talked about a little bit, you saw Minnesota kind of muck it up
00:22:32with them.
00:22:33I know they scored late to make it a three-point game, but I think Washington is a better version
00:22:36of Minnesota.
00:22:37Will Rogers having a sneaky, really, really good season.
00:22:40No picks yet this year.
00:22:42I'll take Washington.
00:22:43I'll take the under.
00:22:44Missed a guy wide open in the end zone last week against Rutgers from the one.
00:22:48Wide open.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:50Dan?
00:22:51I think I took Michigan on pick them.
00:22:54I think I'm going to switch.
00:22:55I think I like Washington.
00:22:56Are we going to get this kid Jackson Arnold in trouble?
00:22:59Why would we get him in trouble?
00:23:01It's legal to do with, the agent can talk to whoever he wants to talk to.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05I mean, if he's not going to start, he's going to transfer.
00:23:07So it's like if Oklahoma wants him to stay, they'll start him.
00:23:09I mean, I would love to get you in trouble.
00:23:11I'd love to get him in trouble.
00:23:12That's fine.
00:23:13But no.
00:23:14Nothing untoward.
00:23:15I'm not getting in trouble.
00:23:16It's not like Jackson Arnold reached out.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18I just said I would love for you to get in trouble.
00:23:19That you're not going to.
00:23:20How?
00:23:21We don't?
00:23:22Why?
00:23:23You can't get where?
00:23:24Michigan is everything by the book.
00:23:25You're never going to get us in trouble.
00:23:26Oh, shit.
00:23:27Dan, why are you switching your pick?
00:23:28I don't know.
00:23:29You just feel like it?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:32It's like, it's just, yeah.
00:23:33When you put a number next to a team, and then the underdog, and then Washington has,
00:23:38like, they should have won that Rutgers game, like Dave said.
00:23:41They probably should have won the Washington State game.
00:23:44This is the biggest game for a new coach in this system, trying to make his mark.
00:23:49This is the game you have to, like, you know, be like, hey, I can do this.
00:23:53I'm going to take Washington.
00:23:54I'm going to take the under.
00:23:55I know Will Rogers just had a fine season.
00:23:57He has 10 touchdowns, no interceptions, like Ev said, but, I mean, Michigan cannot throw
00:24:00a forward pass.
00:24:01Like, I just don't think they're going to be able to score.
00:24:03Washington's defense is pretty legit.
00:24:04I just don't think there's going to be many points scored, so give me the under.
00:24:08OK.
00:24:09Number 9, Missouri, at number 25, Texas A&M, A&M minus 2, the over under at 48 and a half.
00:24:14Dan, I will start with you first with a question, because we had this question on unnecessary
00:24:17roughness.
00:24:18So, when you talk about an upset, do you look at the ranking, or do you look at the spread?
00:24:23Spread.
00:24:24OK.
00:24:25Because we, I think it can go either way, because, like, obviously, like, if A&M beats
00:24:27Missouri, it's technically a ranking upset, but obviously they are favored by two.
00:24:31Who are you taking?
00:24:32And it's the same thing for Michigan and Washington, by the way.
00:24:33No, that wouldn't be, yeah.
00:24:34This wouldn't be an upset.
00:24:35I look at the ranking.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Well, that's bullshit.
00:24:39Only fools do that.
00:24:40Yeah, I mean, this is not an upset.
00:24:42Hold on, hold on.
00:24:43If Texas A&M wins this game, and you say, what an upset, I'll say, what are you talking
00:24:48about?
00:24:49Two different conversations, because in the AP poll in the national scene, number 9 getting
00:24:52beat by an unranked team is absolutely an upset.
00:24:55The poll rankings and the spread live in two different universes.
00:24:58They do.
00:24:59Yeah, but it's not an upset.
00:25:01I think it would be an upset.
00:25:02No.
00:25:03Based on, it would upset the top 10.
00:25:06It's a rankings upset.
00:25:07It is a rankings upset.
00:25:08It's not an upset.
00:25:09It would upset the top 10.
00:25:10Texas A&M is minus 2.
00:25:11It's not an upset.
00:25:12I understand, but that's why we have this conversation.
00:25:13Right.
00:25:14If you want to confirm again, we'll check with you next time.
00:25:15Dan, I feel bad that you have to have this conversation with these idiots.
00:25:18It's not an upset.
00:25:19By the way, I said, by the way, there's a favorite and an underdog.
00:25:23The favorite wins.
00:25:24I know the world.
00:25:25If the favorite wins the game, there's no upset.
00:25:27If there's a top 10 team and an unranked team, and the unranked team wins, that is considered
00:25:31an upset.
00:25:32I know the world.
00:25:33No, the rankings are done by fucking, like, old newspaper ratings.
00:25:37But it doesn't matter.
00:25:38That's not how the real world works.
00:25:39I know the world.
00:25:40We live in a gambling-
00:25:41We're not living 50 years ago.
00:25:42We're not talking about the U.S. news and AP news and shit.
00:25:45To act like most of the country wouldn't-
00:25:47USA Today.
00:25:48To act like most of the country wouldn't view this as an upset is wrong.
00:25:50Oh, most of the country would not.
00:25:52Most of the country gambles.
00:25:53I don't know how much the country gambles, but I'm telling you that most of the country
00:25:57is going to view this as an upset.
00:25:58That's the dumbest thing you've said on this show, you dummy.
00:25:59When number nine gets beat by an unranked team, it's an upset.
00:26:02Please.
00:26:03Ev, can you talk some sense into these people?
00:26:05No, hey.
00:26:06No, don't.
00:26:07Not these people.
00:26:08I said that the underdog would be the person that is the underdog in the Vegas spreads.
00:26:13So I'm on the same side, but I do see Brandon's point that it would upset the rankings.
00:26:17However, I do not think A&M winning would be an upset.
00:26:21Yeah, I lean more towards the gambling side, but I think it's this type of situation.
00:26:25I said it last year.
00:26:26I was on this at Roughness.
00:26:27Like a little checker on a checker kind of thing, but I just don't call it an upset really
00:26:31either way.
00:26:32Like it kind of just like-
00:26:33Yeah, I mean, minus two isn't really-
00:26:35That's right.
00:26:36Just kind of-
00:26:37Yeah, that also wouldn't be-
00:26:38Yes.
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:40It's not going to matter.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:42Missouri is ranked.
00:26:43They're going to win the game.
00:26:44They're going to upset Texas A&M.
00:26:45Too many people.
00:26:46What about minus two?
00:26:47Too many people.
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:49That's what I was just saying.
00:26:50Minus two.
00:26:51Like there's no upset in the-
00:26:52Sure.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:54Anyway, upset.
00:26:55Upset.
00:26:56Shmupset.
00:26:57Missouri is getting disrespected here.
00:26:58Missouri was 11-2 last year.
00:26:59They're 4-0 this year.
00:27:00They had a tough one against Vanderbilt.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Vanderbilt's not that bad.
00:27:03A&M still got a freshman quarterback.
00:27:04I like Missouri to go in there and win this game.
00:27:05I do agree with you that Missouri is not getting-
00:27:07Like outside of Columbia, outside of Missouri fans, it feels like-
00:27:11I mean, they're 4-0.
00:27:12I understand things have looked gross.
00:27:13They haven't played well.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:15They haven't played well.
00:27:16But it does feel like the entire country is taking A&M.
00:27:17Obviously, I'm going to.
00:27:18A&M is finally starting the right quarterback with Marcel Reed.
00:27:20I wish they would have done that against Notre Dame.
00:27:21I think A&M's the better team.
00:27:23I wouldn't see this as an upset because A&M is favored.
00:27:25I'm going to take A&M at home.
00:27:27I don't like that it's a 12 o'clock kick or 11 o'clock kick in Texas, but I'm going to
00:27:31take A&M.
00:27:32But Dan, Missouri, like you said, they've not played well.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35But do you think that they could win at Kyle Field?
00:27:38I'm going to side with my guy, Brandon.
00:27:42I'm going to go with Mizzou.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I do think Mizzou's- Yeah, I think so.
00:27:48I think so.
00:27:49Confident.
00:27:50Confident, huh?
00:27:51I think I'm going to go with Mizzou.
00:27:52Okay, Dave.
00:27:53This is a tough week.
00:27:54There's not games that I have like- The card sucks, and I just don't have strong opinions
00:27:58outside of, I think, Nebraska, South Carolina.
00:28:02But yeah, there's a couple games where it's like, yeah, I think Mizzou.
00:28:05You think?
00:28:06Let's go.
00:28:07Yeah, let's go.
00:28:08So, Missouri's going to upset A&M?
00:28:09As of now.
00:28:10No.
00:28:11He's probably going to change before the end of the show.
00:28:12No, I was more just trying to throw the upset thing back in there.
00:28:15All right, Dave.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:17Really tough game.
00:28:18Missouri, a lot of hype before the season.
00:28:21They played really horrible of football.
00:28:23I've watched them a couple times.
00:28:24They haven't looked good.
00:28:27I think everybody's jumping on A&M.
00:28:29This is a game I have one of those feelings.
00:28:31It's not going to be very close to the spread.
00:28:34We're going to get a Missouri team that's like, oh, they are pretty good, and it's like
00:28:38they win by double digits, or they're not very good, and A&M wins by double digits.
00:28:42I'm going to go A&M.
00:28:45I will not have real money on this game.
00:28:47I don't believe in real life as of now, but I'm going to take A&M.
00:28:50But this is like who- This game is more about Missouri.
00:28:56I think we know what A&M is to a degree.
00:28:58Missouri, I'm confused what they are, so I'm going to take A&M.
00:29:02I'm going to say you are what- The Missouri team we've seen at the beginning of the season
00:29:05is who we're going to see this week, and that's not a very good team.
00:29:08Yeah.
00:29:09That's- What Dave just said is kind of how I'm feeling about this game and a lot of this
00:29:13week is like, I'm not going to have- I'll make the pick, but I'm not going to have real
00:29:17money.
00:29:18When Dave says he's not going to have real money on it, he actually means he's not going
00:29:20to bet it.
00:29:21I mean when I say I'm not going to have real money on it, I'm going to do like a baby bet.
00:29:26But it's actually a kind of big bet, because I bet on all the games.
00:29:29Well, and there's just so many like gross games you've got to do.
00:29:32Okay, Ev, I know that you and I have talked about it, and just really quickly before we
00:29:35move on, that if Conor Wigman wouldn't have started against Notre Dame and it was Marcel
00:29:39Reid, you would have felt differently about that game.
00:29:40I know you're high on A&M, which is great for me because I need somebody on my team.
00:29:44Yeah, I like them coming in the year because of the schedule, and this is part of where
00:29:47they really had kind of like three tough games.
00:29:50It was Notre Dame this game, and they played Texas last game of the year.
00:29:52I think they're a different team with Marcel Reid.
00:29:54I think they're a better defense, too.
00:29:55Mizzou, they should have lost to Vandy.
00:29:57Give me A&M.
00:29:58Love it.
00:29:59All right, it's time for Powerade Trivia with Brandon Walker.
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00:30:34All right, the last time a Power 5 running back ran for 2,000 yards in a season was two
00:30:40thousand.
00:30:41Jonathan Taylor.
00:30:42The last time a Power 5 running back ran for 2,000 yards in a season was 2019, when three
00:30:49running backs.
00:30:50Jonathan Taylor was one of them.
00:30:51You're going to let me answer the, ask the fucking question?
00:30:53Can I ask a question?
00:30:56Chubba Hubbard was another.
00:30:58I know, I think I know the third.
00:30:59I think it was J.K. Dobbins.
00:31:02The question was, the last time a Power 5 running back ran for 2,000 yards in a season
00:31:07was 2019, when three did it.
00:31:08Name two of those three.
00:31:09And the answer is J.K. Dobbins, Chubba Hubbard, Chuba Hubbard, and Jonathan Taylor.
00:31:15Let's go!
00:31:16That was easy.
00:31:17That was easy.
00:31:18Ha!
00:31:19Brandon, do you have a second question or do you just want to keep it moving?
00:31:21I wouldn't have gotten J.K. Dobbins just for the record.
00:31:23Well, I thought it was a good question because we had representation from you and from Big
00:31:27Evan.
00:31:28Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten, I wouldn't have gotten, I would have gotten the, I would have
00:31:32gotten the required two out of three, which you required.
00:31:36Don't you agree?
00:31:37But I would have gotten the third.
00:31:38It set up a potential for some teamwork of you getting one and him getting one.
00:31:41So it works exactly how we set it up.
00:31:43But I, yeah.
00:31:44But I.
00:31:45So you drew it up.
00:31:46You did, you, okay.
00:31:47Just go to the next segment.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:49Okay.
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00:32:22Okay.
00:32:23Dan, I gotta be honest.
00:32:24I thought it was disrespectful a little bit last week.
00:32:28When you asked me for like my early play, I gave you the over in the Maryland game and
00:32:32you didn't touch it.
00:32:33Um.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:35Like since when do you not take my- Yeah, no, you're right.
00:32:40You're right.
00:32:41You're right.
00:32:42You're right.
00:32:43I said, I think it was because I said, do you have an opinion on the in the Maryland
00:32:46Indiana game?
00:32:47I didn't take Indiana and Maryland, which were both two and O.
00:32:51I took Indiana, but I didn't take the over.
00:32:53Yeah, I had Indiana in the over.
00:32:55Yeah, I should have taken both.
00:32:57I've been a little gun shy.
00:32:58I've been a little gun shy.
00:32:59I'm not going to lie.
00:33:00I'm going through mentally.
00:33:02I'm kind of seeing ghosts out there.
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:04I'm a little bit like Sidney Darnold this football season where-
00:33:07Terrible.
00:33:08But yeah, that's, you can't, you can't see ghosts.
00:33:09You can't win that way.
00:33:10You gotta just- I know.
00:33:11You gotta just trust your instincts.
00:33:13I'm having a really tough start to the football season.
00:33:16So I gotta, it's all, it's all confidence.
00:33:19Like I need to have one- One good week.
00:33:21Strong, not, it's, but it's gotta be a full weekend.
00:33:24Perfect weekend.
00:33:25It's gotta be Saturday, Sunday.
00:33:26College and NFL?
00:33:27Last weekend, I had a horrendous Saturday, awesome Sunday.
00:33:30I have to put them together and then I can go from there.
00:33:32So yeah, you're right.
00:33:33You're right.
00:33:34That's on me.
00:33:35Should have taken both.
00:33:36You'll do it.
00:33:37I believe in you.
00:33:38Okay, Dan, you are out this week of the parlay.
00:33:39Yeah, I'm terrible.
00:33:40So Brandon, I'll start with you.
00:33:42So actually, when I put mine in, I was told Dave has that one.
00:33:46He beat you to it.
00:33:47So I had to go to a backup one.
00:33:48Oh, wow.
00:33:49Yeah, so- So I want whatever Dave has.
00:33:51Yeah, so Dave is gonna give his later, which would have been mine.
00:33:56But I like a second one anyway.
00:33:58I like Florida Moneyline against UCF at home.
00:34:01UCF is no great shakes.
00:34:03There's nothing special about that team.
00:34:04They have a bad quarterback.
00:34:05They're gonna go on the road and beat an SEC team.
00:34:07I know Florida's not good.
00:34:09UCF's not good.
00:34:10So give me the home team, give me the desperate team, give me the coach fighting to save his
00:34:14ass, give me Florida over UCF at home.
00:34:17Just speaking of UCF, because we should just stay topical on this, Travis Hunter should
00:34:22be the Heisman.
00:34:23Yes.
00:34:24Because what he did to UCF last week was incredible.
00:34:25So let's just make sure that's on the record.
00:34:27Travis Hunter is the Heisman.
00:34:28If you watch college football, if you know someone who watches college football, go tell
00:34:31them that Travis Hunter should be the Heisman.
00:34:33Certainly on the short list.
00:34:34Yeah, it's the campaign.
00:34:35Brandon, I love that pick.
00:34:36Spoiler, that is also one of my picks later on that I've done pretty well on.
00:34:40So love that one.
00:34:41Okay, Dave, what's your dark horse?
00:34:43So we've already talked about the game, so I was like, Brandon, try to take it.
00:34:46But South Carolina, plus nine and a half at home against Ole Miss.
00:34:50I think they can win that game.
00:34:53We already talked about this game in detail.
00:34:54So that was my best underdog of the day.
00:34:57Dark horse, Parlay Draftkings.
00:34:59Okay, I'm taking Boston College plus one and a half against Virginia.
00:35:03Thomas Castellanos, not Castellanos, Castellanos is back.
00:35:06He maybe had mono.
00:35:07Liam, you said we're not supposed to say he had mono, right?
00:35:09Or he doesn't like that?
00:35:11People in this camp didn't seem to like if you say he had mono, yeah.
00:35:14But did he have mono?
00:35:15Definitely had mono.
00:35:16The kissing disease.
00:35:17Yeah, the kissing disease.
00:35:18So he is back.
00:35:20I just don't think Virginia's very good.
00:35:21I understand BC got a lot of prop for beating Florida State, who's just absolute garbage.
00:35:25But I think they win this game, but I'm going to take them plus one and a half for the Parlay.
00:35:29And then, Ed.
00:35:30Sam Darnold missed like all season with the kissing disease.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33Yeah, he did.
00:35:34In New York, yeah.
00:35:35Shit, I'll bounce in New York City.
00:35:36I'm going with the team.
00:35:37Faded in this big last.
00:35:38Was it bounce or a common ground?
00:35:40I think it was common ground.
00:35:41I think it was bounce.
00:35:42No, it was bounce.
00:35:43It was definitely bounce.
00:35:44Just make it out with everybody and bounce.
00:35:47I went there recently before it happened.
00:35:49I'm going with the team I faded last week.
00:35:51I'm going Texas Tech plus six.
00:35:52I think they found something.
00:35:54Barron Morin's been really good.
00:35:56Yeah, I like them catching six.
00:35:57Arizona coming off the big winning.
00:35:58It's Utah.
00:36:00Yeah, give me Texas Tech on the points.
00:36:02All right.
00:36:03And do we know the odds?
00:36:04What does this mean, one in five?
00:36:05We've hit the Parlay once.
00:36:07Yeah, we've hit the Parlay once.
00:36:08So that's good.
00:36:09I mean, four times.
00:36:10If you go one in five, you're way ahead.
00:36:12We're up.
00:36:13Yeah, and the Unnecessary Roughness Parlay is hit twice, which has similar odds, which
00:36:16is crazy.
00:36:17And Brandon, the South Carolina is your Unnecessary Roughness pick, right?
00:36:20Yeah, well, it was going to be my pick here, but he took it.
00:36:22So he beat me to it.
00:36:23So yeah, well, we still have it on there.
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00:37:19Dave, your Dog of the Week for week six.
00:37:22So I had double dogs.
00:37:24Great, great football games this past week.
00:37:28The Georgia Bama game, as good a game as you'll ever get.
00:37:34And then I don't like them, but Ohio.
00:37:36So I had my freshman wide receivers, Jeremiah Smith and Ryan Williams.
00:37:41Ryan Williams.
00:37:43I've never seen a football player make the only, well, I say never.
00:37:47I was thinking in my head, Peter Warwick from Florida State.
00:37:51Like the types of moves this guy makes is like the, what?
00:37:57Do you know, like the move that he made that he like bounced around and like spun around
00:38:04was that old NFL films, Lin Swan in the Super Bowl.
00:38:08That's what it was.
00:38:09Where like the ball's jumping up and down and he's like, he takes cover and shit.
00:38:14But the touchdown, that like spin move, he like stops, but moves, he floats.
00:38:22I haven't seen a guy make moves like this.
00:38:25And I just want to, for these dogs, that guy's a D-A-W-G.
00:38:31Like in my head, I'm like, should the Patriots draft this guy if he could get him number one?
00:38:34And then Jeremiah Smith, the guy, so Ohio State.
00:38:39Use one hand.
00:38:40Doesn't want to use two hands.
00:38:42He's the bad dog.
00:38:43This is going to cost this guy.
00:38:46He just runs one hand, showboat city.
00:38:50You got these two wide receivers.
00:38:52One of them just fundamentally, he doesn't want to do fundamentals.
00:38:56He doesn't want to go up with two.
00:38:59He could, he wants to be flashy Odell Beckham.
00:39:03Well that won't work when it's five degrees and you're playing the maze in blue.
00:39:08So you heard it here first.
00:39:09One handed Jeremiah Smith, showboat city.
00:39:13The other guy, dog.
00:39:14So we had two types of dogs.
00:39:16I want to, both got all the hype.
00:39:18One of them, real deal.
00:39:20One of them, showboat city.
00:39:22Ev, I've been told that you have a dog that could rival this.
00:39:26Yeah, my dog is Jeremiah Smith.
00:39:28Dave doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
00:39:30That's a one handed Jeremiah.
00:39:32Unbelievable hands.
00:39:34He's physically strong.
00:39:35Unbelievable one hand.
00:39:36You take a slant for 70.
00:39:37It's two of the best catches we've ever seen.
00:39:41I mean, but that's bad fundamentals.
00:39:44The touch, I mean the touchdown, the back of it to come in, it overthrew him a little
00:39:47bit.
00:39:48Receiver saves him.
00:39:49Unbelievable.
00:39:50I like my guys who use two hands.
00:39:51He plucks it out of the air.
00:39:52I like my wide receivers who use two hands.
00:39:57I know Dave all too well to know that he was actually going to give any credit to him.
00:40:01When I saw it on the paper and it was like both of them, I was like, oh, he's going to
00:40:03talk about how these are like 17 and 18 year old kids.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:07No, I should have known better.
00:40:08I should have led with Ev probably.
00:40:09It's probably two of the, they're two of the best receivers now and there are four games
00:40:12in their careers.
00:40:13Well.
00:40:14What?
00:40:15Travis Hunter.
00:40:16He also plays defensive back.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18And he's the best receiver.
00:40:19Is there an award they could give him?
00:40:20Heisman.
00:40:21Best college football player.
00:40:22If you can do both, right?
00:40:23I mean, on both sides.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:25Ryan Williams is exquisite.
00:40:26I just exquisite.
00:40:27Those moves.
00:40:28My mouth is agape.
00:40:29The move also, when he went, he made a basketball move on a football field where he had his
00:40:35back to the defender where you get killed a hundred times at a hundred times.
00:40:40You put your back to the defender.
00:40:41He did.
00:40:42He did like the dream shake.
00:40:43He was like Hakeem in the low post.
00:40:47He's doing things that I, how can the defender tackle him?
00:40:50People don't do those moves.
00:40:52They're made up moves.
00:40:53And I love the kill everybody from the program for the eye black.
00:40:57That was lovely.
00:40:58My dog of the week is Hugh Freeze.
00:41:00He's a dog.
00:41:02Brandon obviously talked at length about Hugh Freeze.
00:41:04I just love watching this because Hugh Freeze has been a very successful coach for his entire
00:41:09career.
00:41:10And he now is faced with losing and losing bad.
00:41:14And boy, does he handle it like as, as terrible as possible.
00:41:18Like a fucking dog.
00:41:19Last week or two weeks ago, what it was when we were in Auburn and he said nine times out
00:41:22of 10, we beat Arkansas, which was just a fucking lie.
00:41:27This week he said, I won't comment on what happened before I was here, the roster, what
00:41:31it was.
00:41:32Everybody, everybody can make their own determination on that, on how many people left and the recruiting
00:41:37rankings and what was brought in.
00:41:39I mean, he's basically just shitting on the guys in his own locker room.
00:41:42And also while saying he's not going to shit on them, this guy's a dog and it's crazy.
00:41:47And it's just fun watching a guy finally just have it like the knife is twisting on him
00:41:52and he can't really do anything about it.
00:41:53And it's going to get much worse because they play Georgia this weekend.
00:41:55They play Georgia this weekend.
00:41:56Also, if we're doing double dogs, I just wanted to say my, my double dog is Urban Meyer and
00:42:02Brandon Marshall, who said that Travis Hunter, take Travis Hunter out of Florida and it's
00:42:07no problem.
00:42:08This is the real deal.
00:42:09So it's really going to affect them today.
00:42:11Urban Meyer said, I don't know if Travis Hunter is going to be able to handle this heat.
00:42:14Travis Hunter had 128 snaps, nine catches, 89 yards, one touchdown, two tackles, one
00:42:18pass defense, one interception.
00:42:19Heisman.
00:42:20Urban Meyer also said that Kirby Smart had the coaching decision or coaching moment of
00:42:24the year in that game last week.
00:42:26They lost.
00:42:27So I don't know what he's talking about.
00:42:28He said he couldn't handle the heat.
00:42:29He's from Florida.
00:42:30He's from Georgia.
00:42:31He's from.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33No, he's from Florida.
00:42:34He's from West Palm Beach.
00:42:35I thought he was from Georgia too.
00:42:36He is from Georgia.
00:42:37I thought he was from Suwannee, Georgia.
00:42:38He's from Suwannee, Georgia.
00:42:39Oh, he was born in Florida.
00:42:40He's from Florida.
00:42:41Probably.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43He can handle the heat.
00:42:44I said he was from Georgia and then PFT and Hank were like, no, he's from Florida.
00:42:45And then I was like, is he?
00:42:46Either way, he plays.
00:42:47Either way, he's awesome.
00:42:48Georgia or Florida.
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50I mean, it's Boulder is.
00:42:51There we go.
00:42:52So he's from both.
00:42:53Okay.
00:42:54Went to high school in Georgia from West Palm Beach.
00:42:55Another handshake.
00:42:56There we go.
00:42:57There you go.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59He's the Heisman.
00:43:00And for anyone out there who might've got him at 40 to one, I wish you good luck on
00:43:01your bet.
00:43:02Brandon.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04I'm going to go back to Oxford, Mississippi, where Mark Stoops and Kentucky are my favorite
00:43:05teams.
00:43:06They not only did me a solid, they did me a favor.
00:43:14But the real thing is a couple of weeks ago, they got embarrassed at South Carolina and
00:43:17then they faced a decision against Georgia.
00:43:19It was fourth and eight with three minutes left from the 50 yard line.
00:43:23And they punted, they played pussy football and they got beat.
00:43:26And Mark Stoops learned from that last week in Oxford, fourth and eight from their own
00:43:3020 yard line with four minutes to go.
00:43:33They go for it.
00:43:34They throw it down the sideline.
00:43:35They get it.
00:43:36Score three plays later, take the lead and they win the football game because he learned
00:43:40from his lesson against Georgia.
00:43:41He could have beat Georgia.
00:43:42He didn't have the stones to do it.
00:43:43He did have the stones to go and Ole Miss's dream season last week.
00:43:47And he crowd surfed in the locker room.
00:43:48He crowdsurfed.
00:43:49He's not really a crowd surfer guy, but he was last weekend.
00:43:52No.
00:43:53Congratulations.
00:43:54Can I ask Brandon a question?
00:43:55Of course.
00:43:56Please.
00:43:57Does Brandon know he does have to play Ole Miss this season?
00:44:03Not really relevant.
00:44:05Not a relevant detail.
00:44:07Our coach died.
00:44:08First of all, 18, 18, 18 months ago our coach died.
00:44:10You get your talking in.
00:44:11It's one thing to get your talking in when you don't have to deal with the consequences,
00:44:16but like you're going to have to play him.
00:44:18At what point do you stop saying your coach died because you said, like the, your coach
00:44:25died excuse is now a full blown, like walking little one and a half year old.
00:44:31No, it's not.
00:44:32There's a one and a half year old walking around being like, our coach died, our coach
00:44:35died.
00:44:36That's still a baby.
00:44:37That baby can't.
00:44:38That's not a baby.
00:44:39That's a baby.
00:44:40I'm pretty sure Mike Leach died before my son was born.
00:44:41My son's 20 months.
00:44:42That's not a baby.
00:44:43That's a baby.
00:44:44Okay.
00:44:45Anyway.
00:44:46Pause.
00:44:47I'm going to answer everybody's question right now.
00:44:48Are you using a timeout?
00:44:49Timeout.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:5120 second timeout.
00:44:52All right.
00:44:53Dave, I will answer you.
00:44:54I don't care.
00:44:55Irrational thoughts rule college football and I know that we're down right now and we're
00:44:58trying to build back up.
00:44:59We're getting our NIL right and we're dealing with the loss of our coach and everything.
00:45:02We're getting to where we need to be.
00:45:04They're better than us right now, but that's not going to stop me from laughing at them
00:45:07when they think they're a national title good and they're a fucking fraud and they, they
00:45:11get beaten, they get embarrassed and they, why are you shaking your goddamn head?
00:45:15The second part of what you said is fine.
00:45:18Laughing at them.
00:45:19The part where you said, we're getting to where we need to be and we're getting it all
00:45:22in order.
00:45:23That's we're getting started.
00:45:24Are you the richest graduate from Mississippi state, Brandon?
00:45:27Like is the NIL on your back a hundred percent?
00:45:30No, there's like a tractor guy, right?
00:45:32John Grisham is very rich.
00:45:34Oh, John Grisham.
00:45:35He makes a lot of money.
00:45:36The author.
00:45:37John Grisham.
00:45:38He doesn't seem like a football guy.
00:45:39Dak Prescott.
00:45:40Dak Prescott.
00:45:41Chris Jones.
00:45:42Jeffrey Simmons.
00:45:43Chris Jones.
00:45:44We've got a lot of rich.
00:45:45We've got a lot of rich people.
00:45:46But are you jumping in the NIL pool there?
00:45:51I've been doing some things.
00:45:52I can't do what Dave does yet, but I'm, I'm doing what I can.
00:45:56Are you going to have Liam help you too?
00:45:58I don't need.
00:45:59Brands Group could get him a, get him a Jackson Arnold.
00:46:03Jackson Arnold on discount now?
00:46:05Probably.
00:46:06And hey, I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything, but I don't know who Jackson Arnold's offensive
00:46:10coordinator was last year.
00:46:11Jeff Levy.
00:46:12Who's now the head coach of Mississippi state.
00:46:13All right.
00:46:14Let's get everything together.
00:46:15Okay.
00:46:16So it might be a, it might be a bidding war between me and Dave.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:19He doesn't even want to be in it.
00:46:20Anyway.
00:46:21I will always laugh at Ole Miss.
00:46:22If we're 0-12, I will still laugh when they get exposed to the frost.
00:46:24I will still laugh.
00:46:25You absolutely should.
00:46:26That's what I say.
00:46:27And it would be different if you thought Mississippi state was going to be good this year.
00:46:30You didn't.
00:46:31No, we're going to lose to them.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:33But next year we're not.
00:46:34And the year after that, we're not.
00:46:35Is that because Lane Kiffin's going to be at Florida?
00:46:37That's exactly right.
00:46:38That's what I figured.
00:46:39Reading my mind.
00:46:40That's what I figured.
00:46:41Okay.
00:46:42Um, before we move on, mine is Kalen DeBoer.
00:46:43Obviously that game was crazy.
00:46:45Everybody thought because, or not, I guess not everybody, not in Alabama, but without
00:46:49Nick Saban on the sideline, Kirby Smart was going to go in, finally shake it off.
00:46:52He's now one in six against Alabama and we'll see what happens moving forward.
00:46:55They'll probably play again at some point, but the fact that Kalen DeBoer could come
00:46:58in, beat Kirby Smart after he's been able to have the success he has, that guy is just
00:47:02a football coach.
00:47:03And I don't, the fact they went up 28 to zero is crazy.
00:47:05I have a question.
00:47:06NFL cannot put a game like that, even close to that.
00:47:11The product in college is so much better than the NFL right now.
00:47:14It's crazy.
00:47:15So entertaining.
00:47:16And all the hate too, just like watching Kirby walk out there.
00:47:18Like he just owned it because Nick Saban wasn't on the sidelines.
00:47:21Like Kalen DeBoer just like absolutely smacked him in the face.
00:47:23I have a question.
00:47:24Um, and this, the question is, uh, simply like we, we do a lot of shows here.
00:47:29So if we want to separate the shows, I'm totally fine with that answer, but when will you apologize
00:47:35to me about Jalen Milrow or do you want to separate the shows?
00:47:40Separate the shows.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42We'll separate the show.
00:47:43So apologize to me on a different show about Jalen Milrow.
00:47:45Preview for the other show, I will never apologize.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:48Well, I was right.
00:47:49You were wrong on Jalen Milrow.
00:47:50What show were you on?
00:47:51He has gotten so much better.
00:47:52I think Jalen Milrow was Brandon's first and maybe only appearance on Pardon My Take.
00:47:56He laughed at me when I said Jalen Milrow.
00:47:59I think Jalen Milrow is going to be awesome in Kalen DeBoer's offense.
00:48:02Yeah, I don't.
00:48:04Uh, I just think, um, I think Jalen Milrow is a challenge for offensive coordinators
00:48:09and I think if they had a better quarterback, I would be a lot higher on Alabama.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13The other guy did too.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:15I asked her apology from him as well.
00:48:17Did he apologize?
00:48:18Not yet.
00:48:19Well, I'm not either.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:21I don't know if you give Jalen Milrow credit.
00:48:23Yeah, but I'm not giving him credit.
00:48:24That's true.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I'm not a huge Milrow guy.
00:48:27I, I said when Michigan played them in the Rose Bowl to advance to the national champion
00:48:32that we would shut him down and we did.
00:48:34He's gotten, he's, he's gotten so much better from that Texas game we went to where he just
00:48:40was so, so bad.
00:48:41And he got benched against UCF.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:43And he's obviously not a finished product and there's still stuff.
00:48:47But he's just such, he's such an electric college football quarterback.
00:48:52Like I hope he can, he can get to that point where he can be a great pro as well.
00:48:55But right now I just, I love something about a perfect college football quarterback.
00:48:59That's what he is.
00:49:00He was.
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:03That play on fourth, fourth and goal in the Rose Bowl.
00:49:04Stuffed.
00:49:05All right.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07So no, no giving Dan credit quite yet.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:12Well separate shows.
00:49:13Separate shows.
00:49:14But you are giving Jalen Milrow credit.
00:49:15Yeah, sure.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17Fine.
00:49:18He was great against Georgia.
00:49:19All right.
00:49:21All right.
00:49:22Let's take a look at the standings.
00:49:23We've got Ev and Dan at one and four.
00:49:24Brandon two and three.
00:49:25Dave three and two.
00:49:26And I am five and O.
00:49:27Dan, take it away.
00:49:28All right.
00:49:29So proper number 12.
00:49:30I'm going to try to open this.
00:49:31Here we go.
00:49:32Look at this.
00:49:33A little, uh, for your fall pack.
00:49:34Oh wow.
00:49:35The proper pregame.
00:49:36This is perfect.
00:49:37You can throw some ice in here.
00:49:39You bring it to your tailgate.
00:49:40This is what it's all about.
00:49:42So we've got the all new proper pregame.
00:49:44The first ever Irish whiskey party bucket brought to you by our friends at proper number 12.
00:49:49The proper pregame has six shots of original proper 12 Irish whiskey and six shots of Irish
00:49:54apple.
00:49:55So a little mix and match.
00:49:56It's the perfect thing to bring to your CFB, tailgates, house parties, and of course, pregames.
00:50:00Pick one up today.
00:50:01Proper number 12.
00:50:02Pour the roar.
00:50:03This is literally the perfect thing.
00:50:04I mean, that's the easiest thing to carry too.
00:50:06Right.
00:50:07If you're like, what, if you want to like going to a tailgate, you have to bring something.
00:50:11This is what will start the party.
00:50:13Maybe get two of them.
00:50:14So you have 24 of these.
00:50:16It's also like great.
00:50:17Just pat, like just pass the bucket around.
00:50:18Hit them right before you go into the game.
00:50:20Proper number 12.
00:50:21You've done it again.
00:50:22This is incredible.
00:50:23All right.
00:50:24Cheers.
00:50:25I have, I have the Irish apple, my favorite actually.
00:50:28It's hoodie weather in Chicago too.
00:50:30It's beautiful.
00:50:31Yum.
00:50:32Woo.
00:50:33Irish apple.
00:50:34I love the Irish apple.
00:50:35Yes.
00:50:36Hoodie weather's here.
00:50:37My proper number 12 pick.
00:50:40Line.
00:50:41Wisconsin.
00:50:42Wait.
00:50:43I don't have the pick.
00:50:47I think it's Wisconsin.
00:50:49I'm doing.
00:50:50Yes, it is.
00:50:51It is.
00:50:52It's Wisconsin.
00:50:53Minus 14.
00:50:54Here's the deal.
00:50:55So I'm going to be up there on Friday.
00:50:56I'm not going to be able to go to the game, but I got some friends that are going to the
00:50:58game.
00:50:59So I'll get the vibes.
00:51:00I'm going to get the vibes on Friday.
00:51:01I'm going to figure it out.
00:51:02I'm going to do.
00:51:03Who are they playing?
00:51:04Old friends.
00:51:05Purdue is who they're playing.
00:51:06Dave, we're going to.
00:51:07Wisconsin is not.
00:51:08Huh.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10That was, that was a dick move.
00:51:11I agree, Dan.
00:51:12Is this you?
00:51:13Is it your pick?
00:51:14Is it your time?
00:51:16I didn't, you didn't say who they're playing.
00:51:18I didn't know who they're playing.
00:51:19Wisconsin's playing Purdue.
00:51:20Wisconsin has not lost to Purdue in like 20 years.
00:51:24I'm not joking.
00:51:25You can go find that fact.
00:51:27I think I was.
00:51:29Blutman?
00:51:30Find that fact.
00:51:31Dark alley stats guy?
00:51:32We went to, I was at the game that, I was at the game in 2004, the night that Kyle Orton's
00:51:38Heisman Trophy died, which was incredible in West Lafayette.
00:51:44don't lose to Purdue. Everything has been bad this year for Wisconsin. People, we
00:51:49got we got old alumni saying shit, we got old players saying shit. Let's focus on
00:51:55this game. Let's remind ourselves that even if we had a great team this year, we
00:52:00would most likely still be 2-2. Perspective matters. Played USC at
00:52:04USC, played Alabama, who's the number one team in the country. Perspective matters.
00:52:09Wisconsin doesn't lose to Purdue. That's just, we don't do that. 2003. 2003. Thank
00:52:14you. So 20 years. 21 years. So we don't lose to Purdue. Wisconsin can win this
00:52:18game. They're gonna win this game by a lot. Purdue stinks. They can get run on.
00:52:21They got smoked by Notre Dame. Nebraska in that second half killed them. Purdue
00:52:26cannot keep up with Wisconsin. We don't lose to Purdue. Okay, Dave, your proper pick.
00:52:31I hate USC. Yeah, I mean you. This one. You had one. I said if you had a great team, you'd probably lose to USC. We beat their ass.
00:52:42I said most likely, yeah, but you were at home too. If that game was at home, we'd win that game.
00:52:47And we're the national champs and we're not Wisconsin. I, this game's almost too easy screaming to me.
00:52:54Clemson seems like they're sort of back-ish. Florida State's horrible. Florida State is
00:53:00horrific. 14 and a half. I had SMU last week. That was my biggest bet. Cash wise. You can check me
00:53:07out on DraftKings, all my bets. I place them all. They're all public. You can go see what I do.
00:53:12It was 110 grander for me. SMU over Florida State wasn't even close. They're telling me DJ
00:53:19is not playing. I don't know if that's good or bad. And I don't know how he's still in so many
00:53:24commercials. I don't, he has the best agent who has ever lived. He's in a commercial with Shador,
00:53:30with fucking Travis Hunter, with like the best players in the country. He's horrible. How is
00:53:37he still getting commercial? Anyways, Florida State's a disaster. Clemson wins this game by 40.
00:53:42That is my, uh, that's my proper pick of the week. Brandon, I'm told you have the same one. I do.
00:53:49That's my card. Add it to my card, Liam. I, listen, everything he said is right. First of all,
00:53:56Florida State's starting Brock Glenn and he is a terrible, terrible, terrible quarterback.
00:54:01There's nothing redeeming. He's championship last year. Yeah. He is, he is terrible. There's nothing
00:54:05redeeming about them. They just go to SMU who's not good themselves and they get destroyed.
00:54:10And Clemson is kind of rolling against these bad teams. They're scoring 40 to 50 points every single
00:54:15week. Klubnik is off the mat after that embarrassing thing against Georgia. Uh,
00:54:19this is a rivalry in this conference and I know rivalries are rivalries, but sometimes when you
00:54:24have a chance to step on somebody's throat while they're down, you do it. And I think Clemson can
00:54:28do it right here. Clemson minus 14 and a half is my pick as well. Yeah. Their offense looks good.
00:54:32And I mean, Florida State is just, I'm going to look at down real bad. They're not going to look
00:54:36for something. They're not even like they're beyond bad. Like they passed bad. They should
00:54:41have lost the Cal the game that they beat Cal Cal. I, Cal, I didn't touch the game because I thought
00:54:48it was a rat line. But if you watch the Cal for state Cal consistently at the ball at the 20 yard
00:54:54line, the fourth quarter, they just kept coming in and getting nothing. They, they should want
00:54:58the far state is horrific by every metric. I wouldn't hate taking Clemson plus two 10 to win
00:55:06the ACC right now. No, that's a great, yeah. I never, they were my preseason pick. I never
00:55:12wavered from it. They were my preseason pick. I wavered a little bit because I think Miami is
00:55:15better, but I mean, they're, they're definitely back on track. Miami looked fucking, they look
00:55:20bad against like Miami last week. What would that lot, what would the gate, what would that game be
00:55:24line Miami versus Clemson ACC championship? Probably would Clemson be a little bit of a
00:55:29favorite probably because there'll be 11 and one at that point. And yeah, I don't know. I think
00:55:34they'd be favored. Who does Clemson have left on their schedule? Not much. South Carolina,
00:55:39that's really it. Miami's game this week is tough at Cal. I think that's a tough game. Okay. I might
00:55:44do that. Okay. Just really quick, Dan, what do you think about Miami Cal? Uh, I like Cal. You
00:55:51like Cal? Their Twitter just makes me laugh. Coke versus woke. Yeah, that's a good, they have
00:55:55a good, Liam loves Clemson. Okay. Louisville. Okay. Uh, F your pick. Yeah, I'm on a, I'm on
00:56:02Boston college. I think a better coach, better team. Uh, they had to play last week without
00:56:07Castellanos. They got down big. They won that game. I think that's good for the team. So they
00:56:11can win without them. A little resiliency, me, Boston college. I love it. Um, and I'm going to,
00:56:15I had Wesley talking last week. They can't function without the quarterback.
00:56:20Yeah, no. And I have it, like I said, in the dark horse, because I think Boston college is just
00:56:25better across the board as long as they have Castellanos. I'm going to go Florida plus two
00:56:28and a half versus UCF. Brandon, I know you talked about it in the dark horse parlay.
00:56:31I think Florida coming off of a buy, and I'm not saying they're very good by any stretch of
00:56:35the imagination, but USF or UCF looked awful against Colorado. Uh, KJ Jefferson stinks out
00:56:42loud. I think Florida has more talent. I think having the bi-week and Billy Napier is going to
00:56:45get them off the mat a little bit. I don't know how long that keeps him with a job there. If they
00:56:50lose this game, he should be fired. Absolutely on Saturday night, but I'm going to take Florida
00:56:53plus two and a half. And I think they win the game. Let's go to the Uber one top 10 this fall.
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00:57:22college students, you would be losing money. If you don't do this, let's unveil our top 10.
00:57:26Of course, behind Dan and Brandon is the AP top 10. So let's see what ours is. Alabama,
00:57:31Texas, Tennessee, Ohio state, Oregon, Penn state, Georgia, Miami, BYU and Missouri.
00:57:39Oh, it looks like more people. I put BYU at nine. I did not put BYU. Who else ranked BYU?
00:57:44Dave, I have BYU maybe four or five. Yeah. Okay. Anything else stand out? I do an OV at 10.
00:57:54Colorado, Georgia, Georgia falling all the way to seven is is odd. Who did? No, I mean,
00:58:02they should about right. They lost. I haven't been six. They lost. Like, I don't care that you lost
00:58:07as a, you know, like it was a tough game. It was a great game, but you still lost. They'll be back
00:58:12up there when they have their whole schedule in front of them still. Yeah. All right. And we'll
00:58:16start doing 12 whenever the college football playoff rankings happen. Dave.
00:58:19Nothing. Oh, I thought he was about to say. BYU deserves more respect though. So it's just me and
00:58:24Dave that put them on there. I don't know. It gets to spread. Yeah. Yeah. They've been very,
00:58:28very impressive because I took Baylor. I was like, this is a perfect spot and they just,
00:58:31they handled them easily. Baylor's so bad. They're not just winning. They're killing people.
00:58:35Yeah. Yeah. Baylor's god-awful. Okay. So we are going to be back on the road next week. We are
00:58:40going to the Oklahoma versus Texas game at the Cotton Bowl. We'll be live from the state
00:58:44fair of Texas. We're going to the red river shootout boys. Yeah. Excited. Yeah. We're going
00:58:49to be in, we're going to be inside the fairgrounds too. So, and Evan, I've talked about, have you
00:58:53guys seen all the food that they have there? I tried everything, right?
00:58:56Tried everything. You're going to do what I'm going early. I'm going to fly. I'm flying in
00:59:02Thursday, Friday. I'm going to do, I'm going to, I'm going to put aside the pizza reviews for a
00:59:07couple of weeks. I'm going to just do food reviews at the fair. I'm going to fly. I'm going to do
00:59:11a couple of weeks. I'm going to just do food reviews at the fair.
00:59:15You're going to be so sick. Yeah. That sounds fucking awesome.
00:59:20The show is at 1230 central. I have a feeling that Dave is going to be feeling like garbage
00:59:25in a good way. Well, I'm not going to do it on Saturday. I, I, I, I hate game Friday.
00:59:29I'm going to be there all day Friday. I'm going to have, uh, prolasec, uh, Tom's the works.
00:59:36The, they have fried Oreos, fried Twinkies fried. I mean, literally anything that you can fry. They
00:59:41also, I know, Ev, I told you, you got to go get one of those Turkey legs. Uber driver in Auburn
00:59:45said he was like, go to Texas state fair, state fair, Texas Turkey. Like the one thing you have.
00:59:49What is this? I heard you guys talking about it. If you could call it the Texas state fair,
00:59:54people get mad. I did not know that, but they want to be called the state fair of Texas. And
00:59:59I'll be honest growing up there. I never, I think, I think, I think the state fair of Texas wants to
01:00:05be called the state fair of Texas. And like they reached out and they're like, Hey guys, can you
01:00:09call like who told us this? I don't know that answer. This is what my mother does. My mother
01:00:15always says day. And then when I say who's day, there's no answer. We just had it written down
01:00:20for, or somebody told us when we got here, it is the state fair of Texas. Okay. Fair though. How
01:00:26can we be offended? No, I, I, like I said, I grew up, I always did not. I thought it was just,
01:00:32yeah, I thought it was Texas state fair. However, it is the state fair of Texas. We will be there.
01:00:35The Barstool college football show will be at the state fair of Texas on the fairgrounds
01:00:41at 1230 central on October the 12th for the Texas Oklahoma game.
01:00:46Why did they move this start time? I actually, I was really, I was actually confused about that.
01:00:51I was assuming we'd be there super, super early and Fox owns that 11 a.m. spot and they're not
01:00:56going to be because the Red River shootouts always at 11 or 12. The networks have changed everything.
01:01:02Can't say shootout. I know you guys say that every year, but it is
01:01:06out. It's out. It's a red river. S out. I can't wait for it. I have either
01:01:15Brandon or Casey gone to this game. I've never been, I've never been in the game. I've actually
01:01:19never been to the state fair of Texas and I grew up in Dallas, which is bizarre. I've never been
01:01:22in the state fair of Texas. Cause it doesn't fucking exist. It's the Texas state. And they've
01:01:26been very generous. Also that space. We've got to go. I've never been to the Texas state fair
01:01:32because it doesn't exist. It's always been the state fair of Texas to me. Yes. They,
01:01:35they're very excited to have us on the fairgrounds of I've been to the cotton bowl,
01:01:39but never this game. So I, the other part, cause I forgot that we're actually, they're hosting,
01:01:44they're hosting us. Yeah. I forgot that part. I forgot that part. Okay. The state fair of Texas
01:01:48is hosting us on the fairgrounds. So if, so if you are inside the state fair of Texas,
01:01:54we will be there. I know this game. I mean, I understand Oklahoma stinks right now,
01:01:57but like this game is always, I mean, Texas is by far better, but weird shit happens in
01:02:02these rivalry games. And you know, there are a bunch of games where people lie and they say,
01:02:06throw out the record books. They don't matter. This is not one of them. This is one that you
01:02:12can have 40 points spreads that go to the wire. This game is that you never know what you're
01:02:16getting here. I'm excited. And always tons of points. And Dan, please remind me next week on,
01:02:21before we go out there, I can't actually call it the shootout when we're on the state fair of Texas
01:02:26state fair of Texas. I can't, but I don't know if the fair people do, but you're right. I mean,
01:02:34it is the red river shootout or showdown or rivalry or S out. Okay. We'll be there. We'll
01:02:44see you guys in Texas. Um, yeah. Anything else? Fellas? No. See you in Texas. See you in Texas.
01:02:51See ya.