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00:30This is Pac-12 thing official.
00:37What, Brandon?
00:39We're supposed to start the show.
00:41What did you say?
00:42Oh, sorry.
00:43Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show.
00:45We are back in studio.
00:46Week three of college football.
00:48Last week, we were on the road.
00:49We are back.
00:50There are some smiles over here.
00:52Dan, I'm going to start with you because I feel like you're probably the most neutral here on the desk.
00:55How are you feeling right now?
00:56I feel fine.
00:57I feel great.
00:58I'm headed into a tough weekend, but we also talk about the past weekend here.
01:03Dave, Michigan's bad.
01:05Mm-hmm.
01:06Brandon did get a hell of a Saturday start to finish, and he cares more about his hair than he does football.
01:13No, that's not true.
01:14I just touched up my hair.
01:17Yeah, it was a hell of a weekend.
01:18We had a good time in Ann Arbor.
01:19That was awesome.
01:20It was great.
01:21Great stuff.
01:22Great stuff.
01:23Good show.
01:24Dave, how are you feeling?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Listen, they played a bad game.
01:27A lot of football to be got to be played.
01:31Obviously, Texas is really good.
01:33Like Texas is a legit national title contender.
01:36We lost a coach, lost a lot of offense.
01:39Lyman lost wide receivers, lost quarterback.
01:41There's a lot of things that we got to work on.
01:44I will say, I just find Walker so incredibly stupid and big of it, not as much bigger.
01:56I guess Walker, but it's amazing that he's too dumb to stick near me during that game.
02:04Like I've beaten his face even mean like a drum for so many times together watching Michigan
02:12Hummel teams.
02:14He wasn't even around.
02:15So I don't care.
02:16It's like we obviously we want to win the game, but that he didn't get an ounce of revenge on that.
02:21Like he wasn't near me when Michigan lost.
02:24We're going to have like six times to watch Michigan lose this year.
02:26Michigan stinks.
02:27But it's no fun, Tommy, when I expect them to lose and there's no stakes.
02:35Like who cares?
02:36You came out of that embarrassing ass weekend.
02:38The first time they've lost a regular season game in 100 years and you were nowhere to be found.
02:43You didn't get your pound of flesh.
02:45You wore your stupid little crown and all that.
02:47Think about where I was.
02:48That's a week ago.
02:49I got the 1-0 Patriots.
02:50You didn't get a pound of flesh.
02:52This is a nice college show.
02:53I didn't see this.
02:54There it is.
02:55You were nowhere to be found.
02:58But he's got absolutely nowhere to be found.
03:01I had to get on a plane and come back to Chicago.
03:03You were nowhere to be found.
03:04You could have driven home.
03:05You could have stayed next to me.
03:07I was willing to stay the whole game.
03:08You were nowhere to be found.
03:09Why the fuck would I want to stay next to you?
03:10You had your chance.
03:12You had your chance and you were too dumb.
03:14What is this?
03:15You were too dumb to be near me when they lost.
03:18Michigan fucking stinks.
03:20They will lose six or seven games this year.
03:22It's ancient history.
03:25We're on to the next week.
03:26Arkansas State.
03:28You might lose that one.
03:30Well, you'll be nowhere to be found again if they do.
03:33This was the game where you tried to exact an ounce of revenge
03:38and you were nowhere to be found.
03:40I didn't have to deal with you at all.
03:41I didn't even think about you.
03:44Speaking of hair, you're getting on me.
03:46He can't throw a brush through his hair.
03:48He can't even look like he cares.
03:50Walker.
03:51It looks like shit.
03:52You look like a fucking purse.
03:53You look terrible.
03:54I slept.
03:56I woke up.
03:57I do the show.
03:58I don't know why you have, like, hairspray and makeup artists doing your
04:02hair before our college show.
04:04What are you doing?
04:05What have you become?
04:06Do you remember what you looked like when we found you?
04:08Like, that wasn't that long ago.
04:10Now you're some prima donna.
04:11This is an internet show.
04:13Like, you don't need your hair sprayed.
04:16And demanding that the makeup artists come do your hair five seconds before
04:20the show.
04:21You're from Mississippi, you hick.
04:23Don't forget that.
04:25I think your hair looks lovely.
04:27Last we saw this motherfucker, he was wearing a crown.
04:29He was wearing the robe.
04:30He was wearing this.
04:31He was calling himself.
04:32And you missed it.
04:33I was petting you like a dog.
04:35I was petting you like a dog.
04:37And you had your chance.
04:39The fact that you didn't stick around to watch Michigan get hit.
04:43I don't know.
04:45It's tennis green.
04:47We had them and we let them off the hook.
04:50That's what you did.
04:51I don't care.
04:52It's a week old.
04:53If Michigan loses again, they have a bad season.
04:56And I'm next to you when they got four losses.
04:59I don't care.
05:00Like, who cares at that point?
05:02This was the last time for a while.
05:04Maybe go get them.
05:06Have some fucking pride, man.
05:08Have some fucking pride.
05:10We're the national champs, you moron.
05:12You need them to be good again just to raise my expectations.
05:17You don't get how it works.
05:19How dumb are you to let me off the hook?
05:21It's a new low.
05:22It's a new low.
05:23You knew he was going to find some way to spin zone.
05:25Yeah, this is what he found?
05:26I mean.
05:27This is what it was.
05:28It's not a real spin zone.
05:29Big Ab was there.
05:30Big Ab was sitting right next to you.
05:31Michigan played poorly.
05:34They got humiliated, dominated, all of it.
05:36And you were nowhere to be found.
05:38Learn how to be a fan.
05:40That is true, Ab.
05:41Ab did stay.
05:42I was there, too.
05:43Ab, how fun was it to sit and watch him watch that?
05:45It was great.
05:46I sent him home at halftime.
05:47They stink.
05:48They have no quarterbacks.
05:49They have no offense.
05:50They have a lot of good individual players in defense.
05:52But even the push they were getting here and these two great deep tackles.
05:55Texas is great.
05:56They were running the ball over them.
05:57They were throwing the ball.
05:58I quit when it was looking good.
05:59Hats off to Texas.
06:00Great team.
06:02Texas is very good.
06:03But now, yeah, we're moving on to week three because we do have other games
06:08to talk about.
06:09And, Dan, I know you guys talked about this on Pick'Em.
06:11On paper, this slate is not like jump off the page, super sexy,
06:14but we've got some rivalry games.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Like the Apple Cup.
06:18You know what you do, Casey?
06:20Do you remember the year Tiger won the Masters and I got that phone call?
06:24And I went into the office because I know as a fan,
06:28if somebody loves something, you have to be there ready to bounce,
06:34ready to jump.
06:35You left like a bitch that day.
06:36That's what it is being a fan.
06:38And this idiot was nowhere to be found.
06:42So dumb.
06:43He did go in case he had the opportunity.
06:46No, he didn't.
06:47While he sat there, as soon as Tiger was going to win, he ran out like a bitch.
06:53I was in position to make a play.
06:58You had to see something coming, Brandon.
07:00You knew that he wasn't just going to lay down and take it.
07:04I'm right.
07:05Anybody who's watching is like Dave is a thousand percent right.
07:08Walker doesn't have his eye on the ball.
07:11He's too worried about his hair.
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07:35So something new this year is we dropped this show on Thursday night.
07:38So we record Thursday morning, drop it, so we can talk about Friday night games.
07:41We have a very exciting, I guess, from a ranking standpoint,
07:44Friday night game, number 20, Arizona, number 14, Kansas State.
07:48Kansas State favored by 7.5 to over under 59.5.
07:51Dan, I will start with you.
07:53What are you seeing from these two teams?
07:55Both of them 2-0, an interesting conference.
07:58Where are you leaning?
07:59Kansas State should have lost to Tulane.
08:01Maybe not should have lost, but it was a dog fight,
08:04and Tulane kind of got screwed at the end.
08:07This is a game that I am probably being an idiot and taking Arizona 7.5
08:14because it feels like they want you to do that,
08:16but I'm going to take Arizona 7.5.
08:18I don't think – Avery Johnson hasn't looked incredible.
08:22Right.
08:23And Kansas State probably doesn't have the ability to win with, like, a big margin.
08:28So I'm going to take 7.5, and I admit that it might be a mistake.
08:33Brandon, we know that Avery Johnson had a lot of hype.
08:35I mean, people were thinking he was going to be, like, the next guy.
08:37They were going to potentially win the Big 12.
08:39What do you think about this matchup?
08:40Well, Kansas State was in a war in Tulane.
08:42That's not an easy place to go.
08:43At Tulane, for Kansas State, they already lost to them two years ago.
08:46It was a weird game.
08:47They survived.
08:48They got out of there.
08:49They're better than Arizona.
08:50Arizona's defense has struggled twice this year.
08:52I think it's a great spot to buy low on Kansas State.
08:54Kansas State minus 7.5.
08:55Dave?
08:56But I don't believe in it.
08:57I'm a big fan of the quarterback.
08:58I don't like it.
09:00I'm a big fan of the quarterback, Kansas State.
09:02I do believe the hype.
09:03I mean, he beat out the guy that they jettisoned to Ohio.
09:09Feels like a trap to take Arizona.
09:11I already took Arizona on their show.
09:13I'm trying to keep these things consistent.
09:15Dan echoed all my thoughts.
09:17I'm going to take Arizona and the over.
09:20Okay, Ev?
09:21I actually may like the over more, but Arizona over.
09:24Oh, I forgot.
09:25You can just.
09:26I was in the mindset of.
09:27You can take the over.
09:28Yeah, you can take whatever you want.
09:29I'll take the over instead of Arizona.
09:32I forgot.
09:33I'm in the mindset of pro football show where I have to take a side.
09:36No, you can do whatever you want.
09:37So, just the over, not Arizona?
09:39Yes.
09:40Please change Dan's mind to just the over.
09:42What are our records?
09:43Do we have records?
09:44I don't.
09:45We've never kept records on this part.
09:46I thought we at least had records.
09:47Yeah, we have.
09:48No, we haven't.
09:49We've kept it on the proper pitch and stuff.
09:50Does that mean your record stinks?
09:51No, mine's pretty good.
09:52That sounds like your record might stink.
09:55But if you were that quick to say that, does your record stink?
09:59I know the function.
10:00I know how this show works.
10:02I'd assume if.
10:03Because he would want the records.
10:04I'm the only one here with the proper hair and ready to go.
10:06I know the records.
10:07Like, I'm ready to go.
10:08I'm all about this show.
10:09So, you know the records.
10:10So, Sam.
10:11I don't know.
10:12Okay, you just said that.
10:13But do you have a good one?
10:14I don't know.
10:15Probably.
10:16I'm Brandon Walker.
10:17So, I bet it's pretty good.
10:18Okay.
10:19All right.
10:20Maybe we can get the records for next time.
10:21I don't know.
10:22I didn't know if we kept records or not.
10:23I would like to see the records.
10:24There's no point in doing the picks.
10:26I've been doing the show 10 years.
10:27We never kept records.
10:28Yeah.
10:29I thought we did.
10:30Maybe I'm stupid.
10:31We've definitely never done like a slate.
10:33But I do think that there was like where we had a paper that kept the records.
10:36Yeah, the paper.
10:37It might have like really early on, like first year or two maybe.
10:40Well, we can bring it back if you want, Dan.
10:42Records are important.
10:43What are we doing if we're not keeping records?
10:44That's a good point.
10:45We'll have records for next week.
10:47Okay.
10:48All right, who are you taking?
10:49Yeah, I like Arizona in the over.
10:50I think Fafita is the better quarterback.
10:52They both have been underwhelming.
10:54Yeah, I'll take Arizona with the points in the over.
10:56Yeah, I like Fafita, too.
10:57I'm going to take Arizona.
10:58I mean, if Jed Fish was there, obviously this team would have –
11:00I feel like could have won the conference.
11:02They're trying to figure it out.
11:03But I don't believe in Kansas State, so I'm going to take Arizona as well.
11:05Let's move to a rivalry game early in the season
11:08and a team that had a whole lot of hype.
11:10I know I bought into them.
11:11Number nine, Oregon at Oregon State.
11:13Oregon 16.5 point favorites on the road.
11:16The over-under at 50.
11:17Dave, I mean, Oregon has struggled the last couple of weeks.
11:20They've needed some special teams, plays to balance their way.
11:24This is a lot of points for a team that's not looked great,
11:26especially in a rivalry game on the road.
11:29Yeah, it makes no sense.
11:30First of all, the fact these two are playing now
11:33and you go watching Washington State and was there one more?
11:36It just screws up my whole bio rhythms.
11:39Like I just don't like – like I can't get past that they're playing this week.
11:44It screws up everything.
11:46It's like, are we in the middle of winter?
11:47What's going on?
11:48So the line also makes no sense.
11:51This line, this line won't even make sense to me
11:55if Oregon won their first two games by 30.
11:59Now, granted, I haven't been paying attention to Oregon State,
12:03but they're a serviceable team usually.
12:05And like going in to Corvallis is never a cakewalk.
12:10So I don't know what the hell's going on.
12:12You got Oregon who's looked like trash the last two weeks
12:15giving 16 points on the road to Oregon State?
12:20Give me Oregon.
12:21Makes no sense.
12:22Brandon?
12:24I hate it.
12:27I think he's right.
12:28Like this is a great spot to buy a loan, Oregon.
12:31They've looked bad against Idaho.
12:32They look bad against Boise State.
12:34But Boise State's probably pretty damn good.
12:35Yeah, Boise State's better than people are giving credit for.
12:37Boise State's really damn good.
12:38Could be the G5 representative in the playoff.
12:40Oregon State, they're going out there with Idaho's quarterback from last year.
12:43They don't have the coach from last year.
12:44The talent just is nowhere close.
12:46The talent is nowhere close as far as these two teams go.
12:49Something has to wake Oregon up.
12:51Maybe it's going to a rival.
12:53Maybe it's on the road.
12:54Maybe it's in this spot.
12:56The number doesn't make sense.
12:57I got to pick Oregon too.
12:59You're going to take Oregon?
13:00I'll take Oregon, yeah.
13:01When is the last time Oregon State at home was this big of an underdog?
13:07I mean, like ever?
13:09I'm sure it's happened ever, but I don't think it's happened recently.
13:13I mean, Dan, what are you making of Oregon?
13:15Because obviously, I know I had them really high.
13:17A lot of people did.
13:18People love Dan Lanning, love Dylan Gabriel.
13:20Do you think that they've just not fully start to click yet?
13:23Do you think they've not woken up?
13:24No, they look like shit.
13:25So, what Dave and Brandon said just now makes a ton of sense.
13:29I was a week early to their thought process,
13:33so I have to unfortunately not join them.
13:35I'm going to take the over in this game, over 50.
13:37But what they're saying I thought of last week where I was like,
13:40Boise State's really good.
13:41Why is Oregon a 19.5 point favorite over them?
13:44I thought I was outsmarting it then.
13:47I wasn't.
13:48That was a three-point game that Oregon needed two special teams touchdowns
13:51to win.
13:53So, they might be right.
13:54This might be the week that it makes no sense that you've got to take it.
13:57But, yeah, I already lost once.
13:59I'm not going to chase that.
14:00I'm not going to chase my tail with Oregon.
14:02They just look like crap.
14:03Ev, I know you and I, I think, are on the same side.
14:05I mean, I like Oregon as a team, but this seems like too many points for them.
14:09Yeah, if it's a trap, I'm walking into it.
14:11I like Oregon State.
14:12It's a really tough place to play.
14:13This is their Super Bowl.
14:14They're obviously a big rivalry at home.
14:16They've been one of the best teams to get to spread at home the last few years
14:19I saw a stat about.
14:20Yeah, I'll take Oregon State in the points.
14:22Yeah, I just haven't seen anything from Oregon that just screams like they're
14:25going to be able to blow a rival out.
14:27And I understand that I might eat my words on Saturday,
14:29but they have not looked good thus far, so I am also going to be taking
14:31Oregon State.
14:32All right, Dan, a game I believe you're going to as a fan, right?
14:35Number four, Alabama at Wisconsin.
14:37It's a noon kick.
14:39Alabama favored by 16, the over under 49 and a half.
14:42Dave, I will start with you before we get to Dan.
14:44What do you think about this?
14:46This Wisconsin team playing Alabama who did struggle,
14:48but then ended up blowing out South Florida last week.
14:51Yeah, I've changed my opinion a little bit on this game.
14:55Actually, I originally said Alabama would win by 40.
14:58I think 60.
14:59I think Alabama wins by 60.
15:01Yeah.
15:03Well, so here's the problem with this game.
15:05I mean, this Wisconsin team stinks.
15:08Yeah.
15:09We don't have an offense that can score points, which, Dave,
15:11you know about because your offense fucking stinks too.
15:16Refer to me as national champion.
15:19No, no, no, you said we're on to next week,
15:21so we're not talking about the past anymore.
15:24No, national championships the whole season.
15:26We could still win the national championship.
15:29We won it last year.
15:30We're on to Arkansas State.
15:32This is this year.
15:34This is this year.
15:35Walker, what's wrong with your face?
15:37What is wrong with your face, Walker?
15:39Don't transition to my face just because he's wearing you out.
15:43The national champions are on to Arkansas State.
15:47You guys are this season,
15:50you're not the national champs for this season.
15:53Yeah, we are.
15:55No, you're not.
15:56You won the national championship last year, you dummy.
15:58Dummy.
16:00Dan, I will gladly give my crown.
16:02You say you're defending national champs,
16:04but you're not the national champs for this season.
16:06Not going to be the national champs.
16:07Defending national champs are on to Arkansas State.
16:09Okay, now you're talking about the past.
16:11Defending national champs.
16:12No, we're the national champs.
16:14No, we're not.
16:15Defending, maybe you're a –
16:17We're the national champs.
16:19No one cares about the past.
16:20You said it yourself.
16:21You literally said it yourself.
16:23We're on to the next week.
16:24We don't care about last week.
16:26It's not jealousy.
16:27Your team stinks.
16:28My team stinks.
16:29The national champs are on to Arkansas State.
16:31Are you mad I said Wisconsin lose by 60?
16:33No, I'm just pointing out that you know,
16:35you said that Wisconsin's offense stinks,
16:38and you are an astute offensive observer of stinky offensive teams
16:43because you root for one.
16:44So we're the same, okay?
16:46I root for a bad offensive team.
16:48You root for a bad offensive team.
16:49Wisconsin's going to struggle this game.
16:51If the national champs were playing Alabama,
16:54I would expect us to lose this week.
16:57What are you guys talking about?
16:59I don't know.
17:00Because they can't fight for themselves.
17:01So I don't know.
17:03What basically just happened is it was like the big brother stood up to the bully
17:06and Brandon got to hide behind him.
17:08That's exactly what happened.
17:09Like the little brother was getting pummeled,
17:11and then the big brother said not so fast.
17:13There's no point in getting pummeled on this show.
17:15No, the way you just acted.
17:17That's all I'm saying.
17:18The way that Dan stood up for you.
17:19Go ahead.
17:20Sorry.
17:21Every time we do try to do any game, you start bringing up Michigan.
17:24It's gross.
17:25Okay.
17:26Hold on.
17:27I didn't mention Michigan in this game.
17:29You did it again.
17:30There it is again.
17:32You brought him up.
17:34Brought up who?
17:38Michigan.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:40He's doing it again.
17:41What the hell?
17:42Stop saying that.
17:43He keeps doing it.
17:44We're talking about Alabama.
17:45You keep saying it.
17:46You keep bringing him up.
17:47You just brought him up twice.
17:48I said Alabama by 60.
17:49Yeah, you just brought up that other team.
17:51I didn't ask you.
17:52You keep saying it.
17:54Yes, you did.
17:55I said they were going to lose by 60, and then you got angry.
17:58No, you keep saying your team's name for no reason.
18:00This game is not about that.
18:02I'm not saying their name.
18:03I'm talking about this game, Bama by 60.
18:06I'm talking about this game.
18:07Right.
18:09Finally.
18:10Continue.
18:11Okay.
18:13Master class.
18:14This game is going to suck.
18:15I'm going to it.
18:17I'm going to take Wisconsin because I will always root and die for my team.
18:21We're going to need – I think I put out my plan.
18:25We need the game changed to a night game.
18:28We're going to need two defense and special teams touchdowns.
18:35Rico did take Bama as his lock.
18:37Oh, sorry.
18:38Rico did take Bama as his mortal.
18:40That helps a little bit.
18:42But, yeah, this is not going to be fun.
18:44But, hey, crazier things have happened, right?
18:48Crazier things have happened.
18:49And you're going as a fan, so usually –
18:51Control yourself.
18:52No, I'm not going to enjoy myself.
18:54Are you going with, like, a group of college friends?
18:55I am.
18:56I'm going with some friends, and it's going to suck.
18:57We're going to get an RV.
18:58What a great day.
19:00Camp Randall is going to be lovely.
19:03Jump around.
19:04No, it's going to suck.
19:06Brandon, who are you taking?
19:07The under.
19:08I still don't think –
19:09I like that play.
19:10I still don't think Jalen Milrow is all that good.
19:11I don't know how Wisconsin is going to score at all.
19:13I told you, two defensive touchdowns, special teams touchdown.
19:16Rico took him as his mortal.
19:18The under is a good play.
19:19I like the under.
19:20I don't think Wisconsin is going to score very much.
19:23Listen, you said that Alabama blew out South Florida.
19:26They didn't.
19:27They won 42-16 by scoring a bunch of touchdowns in the last five minutes.
19:30Yeah, they struggled the entire game.
19:31It was 14-13 with eight minutes to go.
19:33They also struggled against South Florida last year, too.
19:35They did, and didn't exactly.
19:36They weren't exactly a juggernaut the next couple of weeks after that.
19:39So, I like the under here.
19:41At the end of the season, they were very good.
19:43Not really.
19:44They were the worst SEC champion in at least two decades.
19:50See what I did?
19:52Yeah, he's broken.
19:54He didn't want to continue that argument.
19:56Bring it up.
20:00I'm waiting for his brain to process.
20:01You're not going to.
20:02It's like when a dog has a barker.
20:04I have nothing to say.
20:05I don't just gratuitously talk about Michigan.
20:08If I'm hurt into the conversation, I bring it up.
20:10He did it again.
20:11He did it again.
20:12Okay, I'm going to take Alabama.
20:13I understand that they struggled last week,
20:14but I do think they're much better than Wisconsin,
20:16and I do like Jalen Miller.
20:18Let's move to a game that I did not expect to be a ranked-on-ranked matchup
20:21going into the season.
20:22But number 24, Boston College at number 6, Missouri.
20:24Missouri favored by 16.5.
20:26The over-under at 54, Brandon.
20:29Boston –
20:30Can we not even ask Ev who he likes in that football game?
20:33He doesn't get to –
20:34Oh, I'm sorry.
20:35I'm sorry, Ev.
20:36That's okay.
20:37No, I'm sorry, Ev.
20:38Alabama, Wisconsin.
20:39I'll take Bama.
20:40Let the fat boy talk.
20:41I always set Ev up.
20:43I apologize.
20:44I got lost in the Dan Blinder over here.
20:46Okay, so Ev also taking Alabama.
20:48I got your back, Ev.
20:49I got your back.
20:51Thanks.
20:52Don't let him –
20:53He's doing that on purpose.
20:54He's doing that on purpose.
20:55Don't let him do it.
20:56What are you talking about?
20:58He didn't even let the poor man pick the game.
21:00You know what?
21:01In all the history of doing this show,
21:03I don't know if Dave has ever done what he just did.
21:05I feel like I have a pretty good pulse on whenever it's time to go over to Ev,
21:08and Dave now has Ev's back.
21:10I just want everybody to –
21:11Yeah, but he doesn't.
21:12I'll take it, Ev.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Okay, Brandon, Boston College, Missouri.
21:15All right, why are we still ranking teams?
21:17Because they beat Florida State.
21:19Florida State is an awful, awful football team.
21:22Georgia Tech, we ranked them, they immediately lost.
21:24We now rank Boston College,
21:25and they're going into one of the ten best teams in the country.
21:27Missouri, I thought their defense wasn't going to be good.
21:29They've got two shutouts against the Tomatikins this year,
21:31but the defense is a lot better.
21:33You've got Luther Burden, Jr., who's waiting to go off.
21:36I think Missouri wins this by three touchdowns.
21:38I feel like it's because they just don't know who the top 25 teams are.
21:41They're just like, we got to put –
21:43Like the AP top 10 is behind us, and like other than that,
21:46they're like, I don't know, we got to slate somebody in these 25 spots.
21:49Yeah, and we almost spelled Tennessee right on the AP top 25.
21:52Yeah, you did notice that, yes.
21:53So, yeah, I like Missouri here.
21:55I think they're a very good team.
21:56Dan?
21:58I took Boston College in pick-em, so I'm going to have to –
22:01Don't change it.
22:02No, you know SEC football, so I'm switching it.
22:04I just thought Bill O'Brien would be like –
22:07They might.
22:08He's a special enough coach that he can put together a game plan.
22:12Ev, is that who you like?
22:14You like Boston College?
22:15I think he's going to slow it down.
22:16Okay, I'll take it.
22:17I'll stick with Boston.
22:18I think they're going to pound the rock.
22:19They're going to slow it down.
22:20Yeah, I don't think I –
22:21I think he gets too much slack for being a bad GM as opposed to a bad coach.
22:25He's a good coach.
22:26And I think he's got a game plan here.
22:27I think he slows it down.
22:28They're going to run the ball, and then keep it close here.
22:31Okay.
22:32All right, I'll stick with BC.
22:33Dave, who are you taking?
22:35Tough game.
22:36Again, every program I've been on.
22:38I got to shout out Missouri and how they ended last week because I bet them.
22:42They had no business covering.
22:44I think they had 32-point favorites.
22:45They were up 31, and they scored a touchdown.
22:48They started a drive at their own 45 with two minutes to go.
22:51Throw in.
22:52They ran out of bounds twice inside the 10-yard line.
22:55So, shout out to them always trying to cover,
22:57which is something you have to think about here
22:59because it could be a two-touchdown game.
23:01They'll go for the throw.
23:03I'm taking BC, though.
23:04I haven't been impressed by Missouri's offense.
23:06Their offense hasn't been going up and down the field with ease.
23:09The defense looked great.
23:10I'll take BC in the points.
23:11I don't love the game.
23:12I probably won't put real money on it.
23:15Brandon, you've liked Missouri for a long time.
23:17How are we – I mean, I know last year.
23:19I was first on Missouri.
23:20Yeah, so, I mean, I'm going to take Missouri, too.
23:22I do think Boston College shouldn't be ranked, and I like Missouri a lot,
23:24but where's the Missouri meter for you?
23:26Are you buying top 10?
23:27Well, I expected – oh, yeah, for sure.
23:29I expected to see – you know, there were some fraud top 10 teams.
23:31You had Notre Dame.
23:32You had Michigan.
23:33You had Florida State.
23:34You had a bunch of fucking frauds up there.
23:35So, now Missouri has taken their place.
23:37So, yeah, they were fantastic last year, went 11-2.
23:39And this year, Brady Cooks is a very good quarterback.
23:41They got the best receiver in the country that nobody talks about for some reason.
23:45Yeah, I think they're very good.
23:46Very good defense.
23:47All right, let's move to the last game of the week
23:49in the SEC number 16 LSU at South Carolina.
23:51Why have they scored so few points, Brandon?
23:54Yeah, I don't know.
23:55I think they've just kind of been slow out of the blocks against two teams
23:58that they could have just shown – you know, the cheerleaders could have beat them.
24:01So, I don't know why they haven't been that explosive.
24:05Because they're going great guns to try to score.
24:07They're getting the ball back every three seconds,
24:09but they're not putting up any points.
24:11It's strange.
24:12I think this is the moment for the offense to stand up and be what they were last year
24:16because they were a good offense last year, a great offense last year,
24:19and they got most of the people back except for the running back,
24:21and they got a good transfer there.
24:23So, I think they're going to be really good.
24:25This is the moment, though.
24:26They haven't had to be, like, really, really good yet.
24:28Not yet.
24:29Yeah, because they haven't played anybody.
24:3016 LSU at South Carolina.
24:32LSU favored by seven.
24:33The over-under at 49 and a half.
24:35Dave, I want to start with you.
24:36We thought South Carolina looked awful in week one, barely beat Old Dominion,
24:40and then they absolutely destroyed Kentucky.
24:42We know LSU at one and one.
24:44What are you thinking about for this game?
24:46Yeah.
24:47So, I had South Carolina that game.
24:49Easiest win for me of the week.
24:51I think we're at the you kind of are what you are stage with LSU.
24:55I mean, they did not look good last week.
24:57I beat them.
24:59I bet them the struggle in Nichols State.
25:01So, I'm going to take South Carolina.
25:03I think they can win this game.
25:05Dan?
25:06Yeah, I'm going to take South Carolina as well.
25:08I don't know.
25:09LSU's just – I don't know what's going on.
25:12Brandon, you tell me what's going on.
25:13They're not good.
25:14They're not very good.
25:15They're not very good.
25:16They had the worst defense in the country last year.
25:17They didn't improve enough.
25:18They didn't go get transfers.
25:19Yeah, so this is going to be a tight game.
25:20And they downgraded a quarterback.
25:22I mean, you lose a Heisman Trophy quarterback.
25:23Yeah, but he's still – the quarterback is good.
25:25Right, but they downgraded from what they had last year,
25:27so their defense did not get any better.
25:28Offensive line is a little soft.
25:29Like, they got pushed around by Nichols State.
25:31They're just not –
25:32It's crazy because the offensive line was supposed to be their strongest thing.
25:34Stackles are great.
25:35Yeah.
25:36So, are you taking South Carolina, Brandon?
25:37I am.
25:38Well, I don't want to go across the board.
25:39Are you going South Carolina?
25:41Probably SC on the over.
25:42I'm going South Carolina.
25:43I'm going South Carolina too.
25:44Oh, God.
25:45It's all – it's across the board.
25:46Yeah.
25:47I don't think LSU is very good.
25:49You did say last night when we recorded
25:51that you thought this could be the LSU Mizzou spot from last year.
25:54Yeah.
25:55When LSU was struggling, not doing very well,
25:57and they went into Columbia, Missouri and they won last year.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I do the same thing here, but I still –
26:01Nichols State.
26:02South Carolina, that was weird last week how much they dominated.
26:04Well, South Carolina though, like do you think that –
26:06Nichols State, what the hell is Nichols State?
26:08Nichols State was going up and down the field with LSU.
26:10Yeah.
26:11Like, matching them score for score.
26:13Nichols State, are they even a Division I program?
26:15They're in Louisiana.
26:18Yeah, they're Louisiana.
26:19What are they?
26:20Must be FCS.
26:21What's Nichols State?
26:22Are they FCS?
26:23Yeah, they're FCS.
26:25But here's another question, Brandon, when we look at South Carolina.
26:27Do you think it's also just like that game was just Kentucky is just so bad?
26:32Like they're just so bad?
26:33I mean, it might be South Carolina and Kentucky's bad.
26:36They looked awful.
26:37It also might be South Carolina was holding back a little in week one
26:40and it almost burned them.
26:42But I can't really – these are both two very confusing teams.
26:45Very confusing, yeah.
26:46So we'll see what happens with that.
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27:19Here is this week's question.
27:21After beating Notre Dame, Northern Illinois is the number 25 team
27:24in the country in the AP poll.
27:26The last time Northern Illinois was ranked,
27:28who won the national championship?
27:30Oh, gosh.
27:31That is your question.
27:32The last time the Northern Illinois Huskies were ranked,
27:35who won the national title?
27:38I have no idea.
27:39No, no, absolutely not.
27:41100% no.
27:45I mean, Michigan's last legitimate title was in 1948.
27:47Dan is writing a ton down right now.
27:49I can't see what it is, but –
27:51Wait, what did you just say?
27:53Walker?
27:55What did who say?
27:56I said – oh, I'll repeat the question.
27:58The last time Northern Illinois was ranked, who won the national title?
28:04Pretty standard question.
28:05I mean, Dan's writing a novel.
28:07Casey's not even trying to write anything down.
28:09No, I mean, I'm so bad at trivia.
28:10It's crazy.
28:11What all did you write down?
28:12I mean, that was – he was writing like a note.
28:14Okay.
28:16Reveal.
28:17I think it's wrong.
28:18Jordan Lynch should have won the Heisman.
28:20Jameis did FSU.
28:24Is that correct?
28:25What did you write, Big F?
28:28I'd written Florida.
28:29I realized it was too early.
28:31That is correct.
28:322013 was last year.
28:33And Jordan Lynch should have won the Heisman.
28:35Jameis was a pretty good Heisman winner.
28:36Jordan Lynch should have won.
28:37Jameis was damn good.
28:38Jordan Lynch was incredible.
28:39But that is correct.
28:40That year was incredible.
28:41You're on a trivia hot streak this year.
28:42Jordan Lynch should have – well, that was one of my favorite MAAC seasons.
28:44Jordan Lynch was so goddamn good that season.
28:47And then the next year, I want to say,
28:49was the year that they lost in the MAAC championship that I was at,
28:52the figure-it-out GIF.
28:54That one sucked.
28:55All-time GIF.
28:56I thought the figure-it-out GIF was a Lions game.
28:57No, it was me yelling at the MAAC championship game in Detroit about the refs.
29:02All right.
29:03There you go.
29:04Jordan Lynch should have won the Heisman.
29:05Dan is on a Powerade trivia streak right now.
29:07I love that season.
29:09That was – I mean, NIU was incredible that year.
29:11Jordan Lynch is the man.
29:12Okay, we had our DraftKings Dark Horse Parlay hit last week,
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29:39So I believe Spider is going to come in to write it on the board.
29:42So the way that we've been doing this is the four of us at the desk
29:45and then whoever loses is out.
29:47Ev slid into Dave's place last week and it hit.
29:49So Ev is back.
29:50So, Ev, I will start with you.
29:52What is your leg for this week?
29:53Yeah, we hit.
29:54Yeah, we hit.
29:55Dang.
29:56We hit last week.
29:57Unnecessary roughness hit last week.
29:58Lost 11-67.
30:00Not bad.
30:01Holy shit.
30:02Shout out DraftKings.
30:03All right, Ev, what's your pick for this week?
30:04I'm on North Texas plus 9.5.
30:07Texas Tech is absolutely putrid.
30:09Specifically, their defense is awful.
30:11I really like Chandler Morris.
30:13The TCU quarterback now is at North Texas.
30:15In-state rivalry game, too.
30:17They chip on their shoulder team going into Lubbock.
30:19I think they're live dogs here.
30:21I think it's a shootout.
30:22It can be 9.5.
30:23I love North Texas.
30:24Brandon?
30:25Casey, go ahead and close your ears for this one.
30:26I apologize preemptively.
30:28Texas A&M belongs as a 4.5 point favorite on the road to absolutely no one.
30:33Agreed.
30:34Florida is not a very good team, but they've got a coach fighting for their life.
30:38On the other side, you've got a coach trying to figure out what he's got.
30:41Florida's at home in the swamp.
30:43Desperate time.
30:44It's Florida plus 4.5.
30:46Connor Wigman sucks.
30:47Yeah, he's not very good.
30:49They'll figure it out, though.
30:50Florida plus 4.5.
30:51Mike, I'll go figure it out.
30:52All right, Dan?
30:53I'm going to take Purdue plus 10.
30:56Last week, I had NIU in that game.
30:59I didn't have the money line.
31:01Here's the thing.
31:02Your inclination would be, well, Notre Dame lost to NIU,
31:05one of the biggest losses in their program history.
31:08They will bounce back.
31:10The problem is, I don't know what they can bounce back from offensively.
31:15They've not completed a pass over 20 yards.
31:18I think they'll win this game.
31:20I don't think they can beat anyone by two touchdowns at this point
31:23because they just don't have an explosive offense.
31:25I'll take Purdue.
31:27And they're down bad right now.
31:28Notre Dame fans are not happy.
31:29We talked about the game earlier,
31:31and you guys I don't think are going to like this
31:33because a lot of you took Oregon.
31:34I'm going to take Oregon State plus 16.5.
31:36I just don't think that Oregon can blow anybody out right now.
31:38I think they'll figure it out.
31:39But a rivalry game, 16.5 points at home seems like a lot.
31:43So I don't know what the odds are.
31:45Do we know what the odds are?
31:46Plus 11.89.
31:48Yeah, 11.89.
31:49I'm going to have to fuck with that.
31:51I like this probably.
31:52I don't love Oregon State like the other picks, but what do I know?
31:55No, I mean, listen, as soon as everybody started saying Oregon,
31:58I wasn't great on that.
31:59But I don't want Florida to win either, so I'm kind of in a tough spot here.
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32:26Dave, I will start with you.
32:27Who is your Dog of the Week?
32:28No, don't start.
32:29Usually they put our picks on this thing, and I forget what I do,
32:33so I've got to find what I picked.
32:35Then Dan, you start.
32:36All right, so I was going to do Wisconsin, but since I've talked about it
32:40and also I'm just heading into a weekend that I'm not going to look forward to
32:45football-wise.
32:46I'm changing on the fly.
32:48I'm sorry to Jake Bass and Booz, but I saw this last night, late last night.
32:55Did you guys see this?
32:56Caleb Nix, Clemson defensive back, played the entire game with a torn ACL.
33:03He is my Dog of the Week.
33:04He's out for the season now, but he tore his ACL on the first play of the game
33:08against App State but didn't realize the severity of his injury,
33:12played the rest of the game on it.
33:13He said he just felt like something wasn't right, but he just kept playing
33:16and didn't really say anything to anybody.
33:18He thought he just hyperextended his knee.
33:20That's my Dog of the Week.
33:21That's insane.
33:22I don't understand how that's possible.
33:23I do not get how that is possible.
33:24That's physically, humanly possible.
33:26Crazy.
33:27So, yeah, I was going to go one way, but then I saw that story.
33:29I was like, this guy tore his ACL on the very first play of the game
33:33and running around special teams and doing everything.
33:36They scored a lot of points, so if he was on kickoff coverage,
33:39he was out there a lot.
33:40Brandon?
33:42I thought about being cute here and just rubbing the thumb in Michigan's eye
33:46and saying a Texas player or saying how shitty Michigan was,
33:49but I'm not going to do that.
33:50I'm a classy guy.
33:52Ashton Gente, Boise State.
33:54Yeah.
33:55Has been the best player in the country through two weeks,
33:57and he's a running back, so you don't know when it will stop for him
34:00or when he'll have a week where he has 40 yards or something like that.
34:03So, I want to give him his props now.
34:04Ashton Gente has been the best player in the country through two games,
34:08200 and some odd yards in both weeks.
34:10He's been great, fantastic.
34:11He's my Dog of the Week.
34:12I feel like 450 and nine touchdowns.
34:14Absolutely, 10.2 yards a carry.
34:16On pace to break Barry Sanders.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Although he's number two.
34:21Oh, geez.
34:23It's not Melvin Gordon, is it?
34:24Nope.
34:25Well, it looks like you don't know trivia.
34:26Well, this isn't a trivia segment, so I wasn't prepared.
34:28He's number two.
34:30Barry Sanders was.
34:31Rondane?
34:32Nope.
34:33No, it wasn't Rondane.
34:34It's not a Wisconsin back.
34:36Who is it?
34:37Monty Ball.
34:38Okay, fine.
34:39It's like I got the trivia.
34:42Maybe I'll do the trivia now.
34:43Yeah, maybe he gets to do it next week.
34:45I was prepared.
34:46You were always prepared.
34:47Okay.
34:48Dave.
34:49All right.
34:50I got mine.
34:51My Dog of the Week and I went different in a dead dog and discussing is the refs in the
34:56Notre Dame and I, you game who we'd still be talking about.
35:01If you didn't get the game winning field goal, because if you watched it, they ice the game.
35:08Well, nevermind that it was so if Notre Dame came back and if Notre Dame came back and
35:13kicked the game winning field goal, we'd be talking about this because the spot that they
35:17had on third down was a full yard shirt short.
35:20And the fact I don't, the review, they didn't do anything disgusting.
35:24And also Thomas hammock, the coach and I, you the great speech, he, he pretty much called
35:31a perfect game.
35:32He went for it for going a deep field goal, got it on fourth down.
35:36So he's a good dog, the bad dog.
35:39The refs should be suspended the rest of the season for that Notre Dame game who did that
35:44spot.
35:45They're going to hand Notre Dame, this hand, Notre Dame, that they're a fraud program.
35:50You should take the blue chip away from them.
35:53They're not a blue chip.
35:54They haven't won anything in a hundred years and they got refs cheating from them.
35:58The dog of the week is that ref.
36:00That was such a bad call.
36:02It felt like it was like I was watching a game from 30 years ago where they're like,
36:06oh, we can cheat for Notre Dame and no one will see it while we were just watching.
36:10Yeah.
36:11Like in real life, it felt like we were watching a game that was, there was no yellow line.
36:16There was no replay.
36:17They're like, we'll just keep it moving and no one won't say anything.
36:20It was, it was nuts.
36:21We all were watching it.
36:22Like, this is crazy.
36:23This is a terrible spot.
36:24And not only watching it, then it's like all over social media too, like you can rewatch
36:27the exact same thing.
36:28Northern Illinois, the right team won.
36:30I mean, I'll review like it's right here in front of your face, slow motion.
36:34And they're, they're like, we don't have indisputable evidence.
36:36It's right in front of your face.
36:37Correct.
36:38Correct.
36:39Before I get to you, I'm just going to double down on what Dave said.
36:40Thomas Hammock is also my dog of the week because first of all, I love when, when men
36:44cry over football.
36:45I like, I mean, Sharon Moore did it last year.
36:47Caleb Williams.
36:48I'm all for it.
36:49The tears that man cried at the end of the game.
36:50You and, you and, um, you and, and the family, uh, Conor Stallion's family, his dad was crying.
36:57Everyone's crying.
36:58I'm all about crying over football and Thomas Hammock.
37:00That was a moment.
37:02That's an early running from moment to the year for my guy, my guy being, it was not
37:08Conor Stallion.
37:09They were all just crying.
37:10My guy memes crying a little bit after the Jets loss.
37:15I mean, every, I mean, I, he did Dave, he deleted, he was so mad and he was so mad cause
37:21he had put so much emotion into Aaron Rodgers and he deleted every app on his phone for
37:27like 24 hours and we're like, your job is to do social media.
37:30And he's like, yeah, I just couldn't handle it.
37:32It was a, it was a, it was a road game, but it was a very funny reaction.
37:38I will never disparage a man or anybody for crying over football.
37:42And then we had Thomas Hammock on unnecessary roughness and I asked him about the crying
37:46and I said, you know, how did everybody react the next day?
37:48And he said, most people got it, but the only person that really roasted him was his own
37:51grandmother.
37:52Like if your grandma roasts you for crying, like that's, that's when you know, but I love
37:56it.
37:57I love, I love tears over football.
37:58Ev, who do you have?
37:59Uh, my dog of the week is Rocco Becht at Iowa state and incredible comfort behind when he
38:03had an unbelievable second half down in 19 seven, which in Iowa, I was seen as like being
38:08down 30.
38:09Uh, come back, incredible last, last minute drive to win that game.
38:12The field goal.
38:13Uh, yeah.
38:14Rocco back.
38:15There's a team I'm very, very high on.
38:16I picked them to go to the big 12 championship game and stocks up right now.
38:20Looking good.
38:21All right, let's go to proper picks presented by proper number 12 Irish whiskey.
38:25Before we get over to Dan, when he takes the shot, we do have the standings, Dave and I
38:28at two and Oh, Brandon, Dan and Ev all at one and one.
38:32I want to say right now I'm two and Owen in spirit because I, no one's ever handicapped
38:38a game better than when I said, I'm going to bet Utah until cam rising gets hurt and
38:42I'll win money until cam rising gets hurt.
38:44They were up 23 nothing and then cam rising got hurt.
38:46Yup.
38:47It was literally in the middle.
38:49Perfect handicap.
38:50I couldn't believe it.
38:51I was just watching it.
38:52I was like, Hey, you gotta be kidding me.
38:53So whenever he comes back, is he back this week?
38:56I don't think so.
38:57They're going to set him out.
38:59All right.
39:00So whenever he comes back, what I'm gonna start doing is I might just, my, my, my proper
39:04uh, 12, uh, my proper pick is going to just end up being like Utah first drive to score.
39:10Uh, that's what I'm gonna have to start doing.
39:12All right.
39:13So proper 12 is the only official whiskey, the Barstool college football show, and it's
39:16just a damn good tailgating whiskey.
39:17We've got the original rich and smooth proper 12 Irish whiskey, uh, or the crisp and fresh
39:23proper apple, whichever whiskey you choose, make it proper and proper.
39:27Number 12, pour the roar.
39:28I have the Irish apple.
39:29I bet that's going to taste pretty good.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I'll have a bottle with me up in Madison.
39:35It's eight 30 in the morning, but that's okay.
39:37We'll take a little shot.
39:38Uh, I love, I do love Irish apple.
39:40I'm going to get myself ready for Saturday morning in Madison.
39:42Is it going to be football weather in Madison at least?
39:45No.
39:46Ooh, it's a, it's going to be hot.
39:47Oh, that sucks.
39:48Yeah.
39:49Uh, who's your pick?
39:50My pick this week is UCF minus two and a half.
39:52I believe the line is right now against TCU.
39:54I love them in this game.
39:55I just think they're the better team UCF minus two and a half.
40:01I almost did a very late switch here.
40:04What are you thinking?
40:06Talk it out.
40:07Talk it out with the gang.
40:08South Carolina was my original pick.
40:10I'm debating switching it to Indiana, uh, minus three at UCLA.
40:15Do you want to think about it for a second?
40:17Yeah, no, I'm going to, I'm going to do a late switch.
40:20I'm taking Indiana minus three at UCLA.
40:21I think UCLA is so, so bad.
40:24Uh, that line screams Indiana.
40:30Meaning UCLA at home, catching points to Indiana, who would have thunk it?
40:35Who would have thunk it in our lifetime?
40:37Well, it's happening.
40:38Who would have thunk it?
40:39Who would have thunk it?
40:40Okay.
40:41Brandon.
40:42Brandon, why were you just eyeing Liam so hard right there?
40:43I don't know.
40:44Cause he's a UCLA fan.
40:45I know.
40:46I just wanted him to soak it in, but he can't hear Dave anyway, so I don't know why.
40:49But anyway, um, I'm going back to a team that I was right on in week one.
40:54Okay.
40:55Cause I like them in this spot too.
40:57Uh, Vanderbilt is on the road.
41:00Uh, they're minus 10 and a half.
41:02Georgia state is a bad Georgia state version.
41:04Usually Georgia state's pretty salty.
41:06They got hammered by Georgia tech.
41:07They beat Chattanooga by three, who's God awful.
41:10Vanderbilt after beating Virginia tech was up, uh, they, they won that game.
41:14Then they beat Alcorn state 55, nothing.
41:17I think 10 and a half.
41:18I think Vanderbilt's actually a pretty good football team.
41:20I like Vanderbilt minus 10 and a half.
41:22Just, I, nothing about this pick because I like Diego Pavia, but this is one of those
41:27things as a gambler, I have to stick up for a lost bets and big M lab my back.
41:33They did not get hammered by Georgia.
41:34Oh, you're right.
41:35It was like 35, 12.
41:36And it was also like, if you watch that game, Georgia state moved the ball and George got
41:40lucky twice and got no points.
41:44It's like basically like someone is like, it's like having like a deceased family memory.
41:48Like do not say that that bet wasn't as bad as it was.
41:53All right.
41:54Okay.
41:55I'll wear that.
41:56That was a Bosco.
41:57That what we just, that was a Bosco.
41:58No, yeah, that wasn't.
41:59That's not Bosco.
42:00You didn't watch the game.
42:01You saw the box.
42:02That's a Bosco.
42:04You did a Bosco.
42:05It was a box score.
42:06You did a Bosco.
42:07Unfortunately you were in the room with two people who bet the game and watched every
42:12snap.
42:13Well, how about this?
42:14Forget the strike everything I said about the Georgia state game from the record, Vanderbilt
42:16still really good.
42:17Yes.
42:18I agree with all that.
42:19Yeah.
42:20That's right.
42:21I'm going to probably bet Vandy.
42:22I was just, I had to stand up for me and Big Ev and you Boscoed it.
42:28I didn't Boscoed it.
42:29You did.
42:30That's, that's amazing.
42:31But that's what he does.
42:32He does that where he'll be like, this team struggled or this team killed them.
42:35And you're like, did you watch any of the snaps?
42:36He's like, I caught it here and there.
42:38And you're like, no, you didn't.
42:39You didn't watch any of them.
42:40Well, I'm not even going to claim it.
42:41I didn't catch that game.
42:42They'll be like, yeah, I know.
42:43There'll be like a team will win like 42.
42:44Yeah.
42:45Yeah.
42:46That's the only thing that's different than a Bosco.
42:49Bosco would still be trying to claim it.
42:50You admit it.
42:51Yeah.
42:53And also, Brandon, if the pick wins, it's okay.
42:54Cause like they said that I did a Bosco picking North Texas in week one and I was right.
42:58So as long as you pick it, it's fine.
42:59And I don't disagree with the pick.
43:01I was just more standing up for Georgia State.
43:02Got it.
43:03Okay.
43:04Ev?
43:05Dan, it was very fitting that you did that.
43:06Oh, we're in the hole together.
43:08UCF.
43:09Oh, okay.
43:10Let's go.
43:11I just don't think TCU is very good.
43:12I think UCF is the much better team.
43:15This might be controversial.
43:16I even think they have the better quarterback.
43:17I like Cajun Jefferson better than a Hoover.
43:20Oh yeah.
43:21Give me UCF.
43:22I'm going to go with Ole Miss minus 23 and a half versus Wake.
43:25Wake is God awful.
43:26And Ole Miss is just scoring.
43:28I mean, they scored 76 against Furman, could have scored a hundred.
43:30They beat, I mean, middle Tennessee, 52 to three.
43:33I think Lane is going to just absolutely run the score up as much as he possibly can.
43:37So I'm going to take minus 23 and a half versus Wake.
43:39Okay.
43:40So the Uber One top 10.
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44:14I mean, you're losing money in college students if you don't do this.
44:17So let's unveil our Uber One top 10 as we voted this week.
44:21I'm very interested to see where some of these teams land.
44:24Okay.
44:25So Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, Ohio State, Ole Miss, Miami, USC, Alabama, Missouri, Penn
44:31State.
44:32Any surprises to anybody?
44:33Well.
44:34Penn State maybe a little, but I did not move.
44:40I didn't move Alabama.
44:41Well, Alabama hasn't played great.
44:43I had Alabama down.
44:44I didn't think they look great.
44:47I moved them down a little bit, but not enough to go to eight.
44:50I honestly don't remember.
44:52I have no problem with this.
44:53I have Alabama at four.
44:55Who's got Tennessee?
44:56Oh, I did take Alabama eight.
44:57Who's got Tennessee in the top three?
44:58Tennessee's really good, but that's a little high.
45:00Who's got Tennessee in the top three?
45:01Not me.
45:02Not me.
45:03I have Tennessee five.
45:04Who's putting this poll together?
45:05Yeah, who is putting this poll together?
45:06I had Georgia, Ohio State, Texas as my top three.
45:09That's exactly what I had.
45:10And then I had Alabama, Tennessee, USC, Ole Miss, Mizzou, Penn State, Oregon.
45:15I moved USC up because I think they've been –
45:17I have Tennessee at three.
45:19I do have Tennessee at three.
45:21I think I have Tennessee at four.
45:23You guys move –
45:24I have them at three.
45:26Yeah, I mean, they played a ranked team and won by 100.
45:29They look really good.
45:31I had Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, USC, Mississippi, Missouri, Alabama, Miami,
45:36NIU, Utah.
45:38Wait a second.
45:39Wait a second.
45:40Because they beat that overrated piece of shit in Ann Arbor.
45:42You got Texas number one?
45:45I have Texas number one, yeah.
45:47I think they look great.
45:48I put my money where my mouth is.
45:50Quinn Ure is Heisman.
45:51I bet 10 grand on it.
45:54So you think Texas would beat Georgia right now?
45:57Yeah.
45:59Jesus.
46:00I mean, they are very good.
46:01Oh, yeah.
46:02That's so crazy.
46:03So crazy.
46:04The playoff team that has like their entire team back.
46:06What a crazy thing to say.
46:08Damn good team.
46:09They don't have a good win yet.
46:11I need to see Texas against a good team.
46:13Great win.
46:14They have the biggest statement win on the calendar.
46:16It's early, but they have the biggest statement win.
46:18I'm sorry.
46:19Are they named Northern Illinois?
46:20Because they have the best win on the calendar.
46:22Northern Illinois, I would say.
46:23You think beating Notre Dame is better than beating Michigan?
46:25Yeah.
46:27I sure do.
46:28Why?
46:29At home as a four-touchdown dog?
46:31As opposed to Texas beating number eight.
46:33I mean, just right there.
46:34We can start right there.
46:36Northern Illinois also got paid to do it.
46:38The national champs, please.
46:40They're not.
46:41This is where you guys get sick in here.
46:42This is where you get silly.
46:43Don't be silly.
46:44Oh, you're silly.
46:45You're silly.
46:46And the fact that Northern Illinois did that
46:48and got paid like $1.4 million to do it, I would say,
46:51is probably a bigger statement win.
46:53Did any of you guys have an IU in your top ten this week?
46:55I did.
46:56So, I'm giving that credit.
46:57I had them 12.
46:58I had them 11.
46:59I got them eight or nine.
47:00No, I did.
47:01I had them 12 because I've been doing a top 12
47:04because I'm using it like the College Football Playoff
47:08where the 12th team will be the G5 team that gets in.
47:11I like that.
47:12Oh, I like that.
47:13Yeah, so we should probably start doing that.
47:14We actually probably should do the top ten.
47:15Yeah, I mean, 10 doesn't matter.
47:1612 is what matters.
47:17I was just told by Jake Bass that we're going to start going 12
47:20once the College Football Playoff bracket starts coming up.
47:22Got it.
47:23But I did it for my own whatever.
47:26I don't know.
47:27Practice.
47:28Practice.
47:29My own satisfaction, my own edification.
47:32Is edification?
47:33I think it's edification.
47:34I did it for my own edification.
47:35I had the NIU 12.
47:36Okay.
47:37Group of five team.
47:38What is edification?
47:39I don't know.
47:41I don't feel like that word fits.
47:42It doesn't fit.
47:43Okay, we are back on the road next week.
47:45We're going to a new place we have never been before.
47:47We are going live for Auburn, Arkansas.
47:50In Auburn, 550 Martin Luther King.
47:54We don't know the time yet.
47:55We don't know the time of the game.
47:56It is.
47:57But, Brandon, you are having a hell of a season from playing a heel standpoint.
48:01Well, listen, I mean, it's the SEC.
48:03I hate every team that's not Mississippi State.
48:04It just means more.
48:05Yeah, it just means more.
48:06But you hate Hugh Freeze.
48:07I do hate Hugh Freeze.
48:08I hate Auburn.
48:09But here's the thing.
48:10And Arkansas.
48:11You hate Sam Pittman.
48:12Arkansas.
48:13This, by the way, I think Dan and I talked about this being like the game of the week,
48:17potentially.
48:18At one point.
48:19This game?
48:20Oh, Arkansas looks great.
48:21Auburn's going to win.
48:22Yeah.
48:23But Auburn is a great fucking place to watch a football game.
48:26It is.
48:27It's a phenomenal stadium, phenomenal tailgating.
48:29It's a great fucking place to watch a football game.
48:31Yeah, and the fact that we've never been to, there's always like a different vibe when
48:34we go to a place where we've never been.
48:36And, I mean, it is SEC country.
48:37And Arkansas, I mean, they looked fine, I guess.
48:40Like, they lost.
48:41They figured out how to lose.
48:42But I guess they looked okay doing it.
48:44But Auburn stinks.
48:45Like, they, I mean, they lost to Cal.
48:47Like, that's no offense to Cal.
48:48But we're excited.
48:49They'll end up being all right.
48:51Yeah, they could.
48:52They could.
48:53So, Brandon, I do have a question, though.
48:54Because you hate Hugh Freeze.
48:56Right.
48:57But you also are not a Sam Pittman guy.
48:58So what are we going to do next week?
49:00We're just going to go enjoy the atmosphere and enjoy the people.
49:03That's what we're going to do.
49:04That's what we're going to do.
49:05We're going to enjoy being in SEC country because it just means more down there.
49:07All right.
49:08It does.
49:09All right.
49:10It's interesting.
49:11I'm very excited.
49:12Those two.
49:13Yeah.
49:14Maybe.
49:15Who knows?
49:16No, I was just thinking, like, is there a chance Hugh Freeze pays Sam Pittman to see
49:17his tits?
49:18Well, there's that.
49:19Or let's the recruits see his tits.
49:20We've got Hugh Freeze on one side and Bobby Petrino on the other.
49:22Yeah.
49:23I like it.
49:24There's a lot of potential for some good jokes to be flying around.
49:28The game is a flex game, so we don't know exactly what time it will be.
49:30But we will be there.
49:31We'll see you next week in Auburn, Alabama.
49:32Can't wait.