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00:00:30Welcome to the Barstool College football show, week 14, rivalry week, Thanksgiving week.

00:00:42It's Monday.

00:00:43And as per usual, when we film this show every single year, it's Feast Week.

00:00:46So the boys might be looking at some basketball games, might be talking basketball.

00:00:49That's normal.

00:00:50Dan, how are you feeling?

00:00:51I love Feast Week.

00:00:52It's one of my favorite weeks of the year.

00:00:53Yeah.

00:00:54And it's, I know that that's pathetic that I'm just like, all my favorite weeks are just

00:00:58whenever there's sports on that I can gamble on, but I am who I am.

00:01:02I'm not going to apologize for that.

00:01:04That's who I am.

00:01:06Yeah.

00:01:07This is usually Feast Week, rivalry week, this is Bryce Underwood week.

00:01:13That's what this week is.

00:01:15Biggest news in college football.

00:01:18Have you found a coach that can coach him well, or are you going to just roll out this

00:01:21sorry ass coach to coach him?

00:01:23Well, yeah, I mean, this was national, international news, however you want to look at it.

00:01:29A lot of rumors, a lot of, a lot of innuendo, a lot of things flying around.

00:01:33You know, I saw, I was trending worldwide when it happened.

00:01:36I think all the way up to nine, everyone's like, oh my God, Dave got Michigan Bryce Underwood

00:01:41and all stem from the pick them.

00:01:43When we were just talking, I said, you know, I'm going to go get us a quarterback because

00:01:47I'm a Michigan man and I'll put my own money two to 3 million into this thing and I'll

00:01:51make sure we have a quarterback and this will never happen again.

00:01:56That started the ball rolling on what will be known forever as the Renaissance of Michigan.

00:02:01Yeah, we were, we won the national title last year or down this year, but it set off a series

00:02:05of events.

00:02:06It has like a chain reaction basically.

00:02:10And I did say when we did it, I'm like, I want to do it myself.

00:02:13I want to find the guy.

00:02:14I don't want the NIL involved.

00:02:16And then they'll do stuff with Barstow.

00:02:18Well, I got a call from the Michigan football team.

00:02:21Right.

00:02:22And they're like, Hey, we saw what you said.

00:02:25You know, it's great to have so many Michigan men out there willing to be stepped forward

00:02:31lead from the front.

00:02:33Those who stay will become a champions, the team, the team, the team, the team.

00:02:39And they said, Hey, there's this donor who wants to talk to you.

00:02:42How long is this?

00:02:43Cause like I said, I said, I'm doing Brandon Walker.

00:02:46I said, I'm doing this myself.

00:02:49I don't need to talk to anybody.

00:02:51Please.

00:02:52This woman's a big fan of Barstow.

00:02:54Big fan of you.

00:02:55She'd love to talk to you.

00:02:57Her name is Jolin.

00:02:58Like, all right.

00:02:59Yeah.

00:03:00Listen, I don't, I'm working on quarterback.

00:03:02I'm studying the field.

00:03:03What are we going to do?

00:03:04They said, Oh, her, her husband, by the way, is a guy by the name of Larry Ellison.

00:03:09You ever heard of him?

00:03:10Hmm.

00:03:11Oh, that is crazy.

00:03:12So Larry Ellison, the, like the number two richest guy on the planet.

00:03:17Yeah.

00:03:18I'll take that phone call that night.

00:03:21We're on a zoom me, Jolin, Larry Ellison, and we're talking and I'm like, Larry, where

00:03:27did you go school?

00:03:28Oh, Illinois.

00:03:29All right.

00:03:30Jolin.

00:03:31What about you?

00:03:32Michigan.

00:03:33Interesting.

00:03:34When'd you go to school?

00:03:37I believe she said, uh, the guy who didn't wear hair, uh, headsets, Brady, that era,

00:03:44Brady Hoke era.

00:03:45And she said, I never want to live that error again with a national champs.

00:03:50I have two kids.

00:03:51I can't stomach waking up on a Saturday, knowing that we're not the best team on the field.

00:03:58I said, I'm with you.

00:03:59What do we have to do?

00:04:00What do we have to do?

00:04:01I know what we'll do.

00:04:03Let's set up a call tomorrow night with Bryce Underwood and his parents.

00:04:08I said, count me in.

00:04:10This was a month, month and a half ago.

00:04:14So we jumped on that zoom myself, Michigan football, a month and a half ago.

00:04:20We got a while.

00:04:21Yeah.

00:04:22No.

00:04:23And like, what are we supposed to do?

00:04:24He's got it.

00:04:25And we talked and we pitched his company.

00:04:26I said, listen, first of all, Barstool and the marketing, but more importantly, Larry

00:04:32Ellison and Jolin, nobody can match us.

00:04:34This guy's a legend.

00:04:36And we pitched and we pitched.

00:04:37I came back.

00:04:38I'll speed up.

00:04:39I came back from that meeting and I swore fat boy to secrecy on the bus.

00:04:45I looked at fat boy with this big smile and a glimmer in my eye.

00:04:50I go, Hey, fat boy, you're dead.

00:04:54You don't even know what you're walking into.

00:04:57I go, Hey, fat boy, who's your biggest donor at Ohio state?

00:05:01I honestly think he said, it's a guy who owns a couple car dealerships.

00:05:05Swear to God, he's like, I feel he has a billionaire.

00:05:09The Sean seems a billionaire.

00:05:10He looked him up.

00:05:11How many, how many billions he got?

00:05:14You got a few.

00:05:15Yeah.

00:05:16Two or three billion.

00:05:18My guy's got 240 of them, 240 babies.

00:05:24And from that moment on, I knew Buckeye.

00:05:28Brandon was dead.

00:05:30Fat boy was dead.

00:05:32And then that boy opened his mouth the morning of the show.

00:05:36Hey, 10 million didn't get you.

00:05:39I said to myself, this fat boy can't even win when he's winning.

00:05:44No, everyone's dead.

00:05:47We have, we have unlimited.

00:05:49I may just look Walker.

00:05:51I know you're going to go get two stars.

00:05:53I hope you never get a five star because I'm just going to take them.

00:05:57The second you get anybody worth looking at yoink, he's mine.

00:06:02So you sit there in a mediocre and big app, enjoy it this week, 20 point favorite game

00:06:07doesn't even matter.

00:06:08It literally doesn't matter, but all boy Michigan's back.

00:06:12And I didn't know how it would come about of the role I would play.

00:06:16But Joel and on that first phone call, she was like, I needed somebody to step up from

00:06:22Michigan and show that they cared as much as I did.

00:06:25And then it was like the mega powers.

00:06:27You shut the fuck up.

00:06:28Shut the fuck up.

00:06:29Shut the fuck up.

00:06:30It's 45 minutes now.

00:06:31My God.

00:06:32You've got to recruit.

00:06:33Okay.

00:06:34Michigan's been getting recruits forever.

00:06:35Nobody gives a fuck.

00:06:37He's just going to play for a shitty coach.

00:06:38Ohio State's going to beat you to sleep this week.

00:06:39Shut the fuck up.

00:06:40Oh, it's great to be back.

00:06:41I mean, I can't be happier with the prospects.

00:06:42I was actually, I couldn't do it.

00:06:43I was offered to do the entire signing barstool, like, you know, the old signing from the stars

00:06:44we're going to do.

00:06:45We are so in lockstep.

00:06:46I can't wait.

00:06:47I can't feel better about my program.

00:06:48Listen, Brandon.

00:06:49We have a quick black Friday.

00:06:50We have a Bryce Underwood barstool collab coming out in the store with him.

00:06:51Proceeds going to Bryce Underwood.

00:06:52So be on the lookout for that.

00:06:53Store.

00:06:54Dog.

00:06:55We're going to do it.

00:06:56We're going to do it.

00:06:57We're going to do it.

00:06:58We're going to do it.

00:06:59We're going to do it.

00:07:00We're going to do it.

00:07:01We're going to do it.

00:07:02We're going to do it.

00:07:03We're going to do it.

00:07:04We're going to do it.

00:07:05We're going to do it.

00:07:06We're going to do it.

00:07:07We're going to do it.

00:07:08We're going to do it.

00:07:09We're going to do it.

00:07:10We're going to do it.

00:07:11We're going to do it.

00:07:12We're going to do it.

00:07:13We're going to do it.

00:07:14We're going to do it.

00:07:15We're going to do it.

00:07:16We're going to do it.

00:07:17We're going to do it.

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00:07:30We're going to do it.

00:07:31We're going to do it.

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00:07:35We're going to do it.

00:07:36We're going to do it.

00:07:38I don't know if you know that, Dave.

00:07:39She went through hell on whatever day it was.

00:07:42I told her.

00:07:43I told her off the record.

00:07:45I go, you got no shot, Megan.

00:07:46When our guy, Larry Ellison, zeroes in on somebody, it's a done deal, babe.

00:07:52She went through hell, though, because she thought the LSU fans thought you personally paid Bryce Underwood.

00:07:58That was not the case.

00:07:59And they went after her because of you.

00:08:01No.

00:08:02Dave was part of the process.

00:08:03He got the ball rolling.

00:08:04But it wasn't Dave's pocket that paid for Bryce Underwood.

00:08:07Listen, and I knew it.

00:08:09I texted Joel, and I go, I'm like, it was before it was really known.

00:08:15It's like, I'm getting all this credit.

00:08:16I'm a little uneasy.

00:08:17He goes, I don't need the credit.

00:08:18I need national championships.

00:08:20I need to stack them.

00:08:21That's great.

00:08:22That is.

00:08:23That's great.

00:08:24That's a woman you can win with.

00:08:26And thank you, Dave, by the way.

00:08:29Bryce Underwood going to Michigan.

00:08:32Got us your guy, former guy, who's now my guy, Carter Smith.

00:08:35I think he's going to be great.

00:08:36So, look, you know, everyone wins.

00:08:40Brandon.

00:08:41When I found out, we had the second richest person on earth.

00:08:47The second richest person on earth saying, all I want to do is win.

00:08:53And by the way, we were talking that first call.

00:08:55We were talking every quarterback.

00:08:57It's like, should we take him?

00:08:59I'm like, it was beautiful.

00:09:03It is rivalry week.

00:09:05So, obviously, we just talk about Ohio State-Michigan right off the bat maybe.

00:09:10I don't know.

00:09:11I mean, Brandon, you get to get in the NIL game next week after the Egg Bowl.

00:09:13Yeah, but I don't have the second richest person in the world.

00:09:15No, but you get to help a little bit.

00:09:17I'm going to take it.

00:09:18The new day starts for Mississippi State on Monday.

00:09:20Right.

00:09:21We're not even going to talk about the Egg Bowl.

00:09:22We're not even talking about the Egg Bowl.

00:09:23We're going forward.

00:09:24Why was Brandon rude?

00:09:26Brandon was very rude.

00:09:27When he texted me, did you know this was coming this morning on the Underwood signing?

00:09:32I said, of course, Brandon.

00:09:34Now go get yourself a two-star QB, explanation point.

00:09:37And he wrote, I was going to compliment you, but now I'm not?

00:09:41A two-star would be a big deal in Starkville.

00:09:43Now I'm not going to.

00:09:44I was going to compliment him.

00:09:45I was going to say, good job.

00:09:46I was going to say, wow, impressive.

00:09:47And then he was mean.

00:09:48He was mean to me.

00:09:49So, I was mean right back to him.

00:09:51Well, it was kind of obvious that he knew it was going to happen.

00:09:53And, I mean, Ev, obviously, like tried to –

00:09:55Because he had that shit-eating grin.

00:09:56He always has that shit-eating grin.

00:09:57Well, like the way he turned around to grab the paper from the printer,

00:10:00it was just – it was a tough timing for you, Evan.

00:10:02I told Fatboy.

00:10:03I said, Fatboy, you can't say anything yet.

00:10:06I told him who the donor was.

00:10:09What are we doing?

00:10:11We're talking about a 17-, 18-year-old kid when they're about to get their eyes

00:10:14beat shut by Ohio State.

00:10:16Then here, here.

00:10:17But it's not even – I'm not even that –

00:10:18Like Ohio State's scared of a five-star?

00:10:20The player's still going to play good.

00:10:21Like, we got a five-star quarterback, too.

00:10:23Like, he's still going to be a good quarterback.

00:10:24You chose him.

00:10:25Now he's the guy.

00:10:26You can spend all the money.

00:10:27The player's got to be good.

00:10:28You got to develop him.

00:10:29You got to coach well.

00:10:30No, no, no, Fatboy.

00:10:31Because for years, because it's crazy the offseason,

00:10:33when we're signing recruits, we're getting all these five-stars,

00:10:35you're mocking me for celebrating.

00:10:37Now you're getting them.

00:10:38You're champion.

00:10:39Like, you won something.

00:10:40They still got to go on the field.

00:10:41They got to win.

00:10:43Fatboy, there's very few people, teams, programs, pro, college,

00:10:48who have the ability to miss.

00:10:50Like, if you put all your eggs in a basket and you miss, you're broken.

00:10:56When you have what we have, you can miss and be right back.

00:11:02So, I'm not worried.

00:11:04Okay.

00:11:05I'm hearing rumors.

00:11:0650 million a year in NIL?

00:11:08Oh, lordy, lord.

00:11:12Well.

00:11:13You're spending 10 on a quarterback and he stinks then.

00:11:15It doesn't matter how deep your pockets are.

00:11:17You still got to pick the right players.

00:11:20Good point, Casey.

00:11:21Ohio State, Michigan?

00:11:22Yeah.

00:11:23No.

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00:11:39Obviously, we've been talking about Bryce Underwood for the last hour.

00:11:41Let's talk about this year's game, shall we?

00:11:43And I know that, Ev, I'm going to start with you,

00:11:45because I feel like you haven't gotten to speak too much on this quite yet.

00:11:48Michigan at number two, Ohio State.

00:11:49We are using the AP rankings,

00:11:51just because the college football playoff rankings haven't come out yet.

00:11:54It's Monday, so deal with it.

00:11:55Ohio State minus 21 again on Monday.

00:11:58The over-under at 43.

00:11:59Ev, the floor is yours.

00:12:00I mean, we all know what this is.

00:12:02It's a massacre.

00:12:03It's a beatdown.

00:12:04And Dave's over there saying it doesn't matter.

00:12:07That's fair weather Dave,

00:12:08because when the going gets tough, they're down a little bit.

00:12:11He quits.

00:12:12He takes his ball, and he runs home.

00:12:13He's not in the trenches.

00:12:14I'm here win, lose, or draw.

00:12:15Every year I'm here on the stream,

00:12:17locked and loaded.

00:12:18I don't care.

00:12:190-12, 12-0.

00:12:20Throw the record books out.

00:12:21It's Ohio State, Michigan.

00:12:22It's war.

00:12:23We're going to beat the living shit out of them.

00:12:25This is a blowout.

00:12:27They might not score.

00:12:28If they score more than 10 points, I'd be shocked.

00:12:30We're going to physically beat them up.

00:12:32We have more athletes.

00:12:33We're better everywhere.

00:12:34Across the board, we are better.

00:12:36Dave's going to go hide.

00:12:37He's going to pretend like the game's not going on.

00:12:39He's going to do his little schtick, his charade,

00:12:41because he knows what's coming.

00:12:42That's why he's already conceded.

00:12:43He waved the white flag a month ago.

00:12:45He knows they're trash.

00:12:47He says it himself.

00:12:48He quit.

00:12:49He's not going to stream.

00:12:51He doesn't want any part of this game.

00:12:52He knows that.

00:12:53He knows that.

00:12:54Dan, I will say that I was talking to Ev the other day,

00:12:56and we've been doing this show now for seven seasons

00:12:58or eight seasons, however long it's been,

00:13:00and I feel kind of sad that we're not going to all be together

00:13:02this Saturday because we're not streaming.

00:13:04And you can thank Dave for that.

00:13:05That's on Dave because I'll be there.

00:13:06You give me the word.

00:13:07I'm there to stream.

00:13:08Let's go.

00:13:09That's a garbage game.

00:13:10The biggest spread in the history of the game.

00:13:11Michigan's 5-5 or 6-5.

00:13:13That's on you.

00:13:14I wish it was a good game.

00:13:16We're not good this year.

00:13:18Truthfully, I think they're going to keep it a lot closer.

00:13:20I think they've turned a little bit of a corner,

00:13:22but it doesn't even matter.

00:13:23That's the biggest thing.

00:13:24The result truly doesn't.

00:13:26If we beat you, you're in the playoff.

00:13:28You beat us, we don't change.

00:13:29The result, because this new playoff, it's irrelevant.

00:13:32Ohio State's in no matter what.

00:13:34We can't spoil anything.

00:13:36We can't break anything.

00:13:37This game is meaningless.

00:13:40Well, it's not totally meaningless.

00:13:43If you beat them, they don't go to the Big Ten championship game

00:13:46and then they have to, you know.

00:13:48Sweat it out.

00:13:49They don't have an automatic buy.

00:13:50Yeah, they might have to play a road game.

00:13:53They might drop to a road game.

00:13:55If Ohio State lose this game, they're still 100% in.

00:13:58But they're in the playoffs no matter what.

00:14:00Yeah, true.

00:14:01But they don't get the automatic buy, which obviously is a big thing.

00:14:05Dan, do you think that they keep it within the number?

00:14:07I would.

00:14:08I think Michigan, under normal, like if it was just these two teams

00:14:13matched up, I would take the 21.

00:14:15I think Ryan Day is, I mean, he's been just killed the last three years.

00:14:21People making fun of him, born on third, all that stuff.

00:14:24I think if he has a chance to run this game up, he's going to run this game up.

00:14:27So, I'm going to take Ohio State.

00:14:28Brandon?

00:14:29Yeah, I think he showed that on Saturday doing it to Indiana

00:14:31for really no reason at all.

00:14:33But I don't know how Michigan scores.

00:14:36I like Ohio State, like 34-6 here.

00:14:38Ohio State's a really good football team.

00:14:40Michigan is a really bad football team.

00:14:42And for three years, Michigan fans have had fun.

00:14:44Now they've got to get their ass kicked.

00:14:46It is what it is.

00:14:47We move on.

00:14:48Well, again, I'm not just saying this.

00:14:50It doesn't even matter.

00:14:51Yeah, it doesn't matter because you bitches are scared.

00:14:53It doesn't matter nearly as much because we stink.

00:14:56That's not a good excuse.

00:14:58That's not a good excuse.

00:15:00You can't get in a fight and say, well, I know you beat me up,

00:15:03but I'm a pussy, so what did you even win?

00:15:05That's exactly what he's doing.

00:15:06But that's what he does every time.

00:15:08We've won like 15 or 20 years.

00:15:10He had a little nice three-year run.

00:15:13Before we played last year,

00:15:15it was the biggest game in the history of the rival.

00:15:17We both said, I said, it invalidates everything.

00:15:19Before the game, we punched you in the mouth,

00:15:21broke your teeth, and sent you packing.

00:15:23And we have that forever.

00:15:25Hopefully we'll be back with Bryce Underwood,

00:15:27we'll both be good, and we'll beat you up again.

00:15:29But we can't beat anybody right now.

00:15:31So, I mean, I don't know what you want me to say.

00:15:34I'm just going to say, like, I mean, it is, like I said,

00:15:36it's rivalry weekend, and like, Ohio State Michigan fans

00:15:38want to try to tell me that their rivalry is bigger

00:15:40than Auburn-Alabama.

00:15:42This is why I'm going to say no, because if Michigan fans are like,

00:15:44well, we don't care if we win, then it's not that big of a rivalry.

00:15:46Well, I think they still care if we win.

00:15:48Dave's a quitter, yeah.

00:15:49He's not a Michigan fan.

00:15:50It's this asshole here.

00:15:51I mean, I'm just saying, any time you play your rival,

00:15:53you want to beat the shit out of them, even if you're bad.

00:15:56Dave's just rolling over while he pet his belly.

00:15:58It's sad.

00:15:59If you told me all things being equal, obviously I want to win,

00:16:01but we stink.

00:16:03Like, we're not going anywhere, even if we win.

00:16:07But you're going to take them plus 21?

00:16:09And we don't spoil their season if we win.

00:16:13You make it a little bit more difficult.

00:16:16They don't make the Big Ten championship.

00:16:18They're in the playoffs.

00:16:20It doesn't matter.

00:16:21No, he's worried about that.

00:16:22They're going to do the cowards.

00:16:24Brian Hartline is going to say, I told you,

00:16:28what we did in the darkness came to light.

00:16:30Yeah, I said it three years ago when we were both undefeated,

00:16:33and now we're beating a JV team that was caught in transition.

00:16:37But they better say it this year because number 19 is coming to town.

00:16:41Dave, are you taking Michigan plus 21?

00:16:44Of course.

00:16:45I already said, I think Michigan has turned a sneaky corner.

00:16:49They beat Northwestern.

00:16:50Yeah, they killed Northwestern.

00:16:52They killed them.

00:16:53Taylor LeJuan was here earlier.

00:16:54Yeah, but they couldn't score 50 versus anybody.

00:16:56Did you see what we did to Northwestern?

00:16:58Yeah.

00:16:59Taylor brought that up multiple times

00:17:00and also compared it to when Ohio State played Northwestern.

00:17:03They did beat them by more.

00:17:04Ohio State's going to run the score up.

00:17:05Ohio State's going to cover this.

00:17:06Michigan has turned a little bit of a corner,

00:17:08but that's not saying much.

00:17:09No, they haven't.

00:17:10They had one fucking game.

00:17:11A little bit.

00:17:12Northwestern's really bad.

00:17:13They had one game.

00:17:14I think Ohio State's going to cover.

00:17:15I think Ryan Day, because all we've heard about is Ryan Day

00:17:18can't win the big one.

00:17:19Understandably, they're still going to be in the college football playoff,

00:17:21but still beating Michigan means something even if Michigan stinks.

00:17:24That's just the way these rivalry games work.

00:17:25He's going to run up the score.

00:17:27You guys all think this is a big one?

00:17:29Okay.

00:17:30I think this anytime rivalry games happen, it is a big game.

00:17:33You can't say it's not a big one just because you say.

00:17:36You can't be like, oh, well, we suck, so it's not a big one.

00:17:38They're going to beat your fucking ass and they're going to do it.

00:17:41You can look at things called the ramifications of the game.

00:17:45You can look at things called the ramifications of the game.

00:17:48This is going to be a footnote in the history of this rivalry.

00:17:53Like no one will remember.

00:17:55I mean, it was footnotes forever.

00:17:57We beat you like, what is it, 10?

00:17:59It was like 18 and 19 or something crazy like that.

00:18:02Again, we've gone over that.

00:18:03Dave, what you're doing is sad.

00:18:05It's shameful to the rivalry.

00:18:07If the Egg Bowl was two undefeated teams,

00:18:09that's the Egg Bowl everyone's going to remember.

00:18:12Well, no, but to that point, Dave, the Egg Bowl,

00:18:16you just said the Egg Bowl if it was two undefeated teams.

00:18:18If you have a backbone.

00:18:19If Ole Miss and Mississippi State both have one loss each,

00:18:22you still want to beat the shit out of them.

00:18:24Whatever.

00:18:25That's a no.

00:18:26He just brought that up, so I'm just saying.

00:18:27To me, it's like if it's your rival.

00:18:29You're saying that would be a big game if Mississippi State and Ole Miss

00:18:30had one loss?

00:18:31No, if they were undefeated.

00:18:32That's correct.

00:18:33No, he was saying if they were both undefeated,

00:18:34it would be a big game.

00:18:35That would be a big game.

00:18:36It would be a big game, though, for either team,

00:18:38even if you only had one win.

00:18:40Like it's your rivalry game.

00:18:41You have to care.

00:18:43Okay, so we just moving on?

00:18:45Well, no, yeah, we'll move on.

00:18:47I understand what Dave is saying just in the fact that if –

00:18:51the fact that you can't keep them out of the playoff.

00:18:53If you could keep them out of the playoff and ruin their season,

00:18:55it definitely changes a little bit.

00:18:56And he wants to win, but they're bad.

00:18:58But if they win, they'd be talking crazy.

00:19:03Of course, of course.

00:19:04Like you can't do that and then just be like,

00:19:06oh, but if we lose, it doesn't matter.

00:19:08Oh, Dave.

00:19:09That's fair.

00:19:10Dave, that is not true.

00:19:12That is not true.

00:19:14He's got to make that deal.

00:19:15How big of him?

00:19:17Sure.

00:19:18How big of him?

00:19:19And to God.

00:19:20If you can't win and crush your opponent rival's expectations,

00:19:26it doesn't taste as sweet.

00:19:29That's a fact.

00:19:30That is true.

00:19:31If Michigan beats Ohio State,

00:19:33there is zero chance that you are not talking about it.

00:19:36It's always –

00:19:37Word doesn't mean anything.

00:19:38It doesn't matter.

00:19:39If you're 0-12, 12-0, 6-6, it doesn't matter.

00:19:43Any other game.

00:19:44When it's a rivalry, it's war every time no matter what the stakes are.

00:19:48Dave.

00:19:49It's just bragging rights.

00:19:50It's pride.

00:19:51Whatever, Blackhawks-Stars, anything.

00:19:52Okay, okay, okay.

00:19:53Again, AP rankings.

00:19:54Number eight, Miami at Syracuse.

00:19:55Miami minus 11.

00:19:56The over-under 67-1⁄2.

00:19:58Dan, the ACC kind of benefited a little bit from what happened in the SEC last week.

00:20:02Now you're looking at SMU-Miami and Clemson all trying to fight to get into the playoff.

00:20:06Do you think they cover against Syracuse?

00:20:08Give me Syracuse.

00:20:09I have no reasoning behind it.

00:20:11I have reasoning behind it.

00:20:13Okay, then I would love to hear the reasoning.

00:20:14I'd like to agree.

00:20:15My reasoning behind it is watching almost every game Miami has played this year.

00:20:19Miami played Wake Forest at home last week and did very well.

00:20:22But every time they've gone away from home, they have skirted by it by the skin of their teeth.

00:20:26And Miami's had plenty to play for a while.

00:20:28They barely beat Cal.

00:20:29They barely beat Virginia Tech.

00:20:30They barely beat all these teams.

00:20:32They did get beat at Georgia Tech.

00:20:33They're going to go into Syracuse, 11-point favorites.

00:20:36They might win this game, but they're not winning by 11 points.

00:20:38This is going to be like a fourth-quarter game.

00:20:40They're going to be up three, protecting a lead.

00:20:41I like Syracuse.

00:20:42And I said it last week, before last week, and I was like, there's going to be some type of chaos we're not looking for.

00:20:47We saw it with Alabama especially.

00:20:50Same for this week.

00:20:51Someone who's got their ticket punched is going to get disappointed this week.

00:20:56All those teams that benefited from the SEC in Indiana last week and they were sitting back and smiling,

00:21:00they might be on the fire list.

00:21:01Well, yeah.

00:21:02I mean, obviously, we'll talk about the next game, too, with Clemson.

00:21:04But Miami, I mean, we've said it all year, Cam Ward's been phenomenal.

00:21:06Like, if he had even remotely a good defense, like, they wouldn't have lost that game.

00:21:10I'm going to take Miami here.

00:21:11I know it's a lot of points, and they've definitely tried to lose more than one game.

00:21:15I just think that Syracuse, obviously, you know, they're fine.

00:21:18But Miami has a lot to play for.

00:21:19And I think Cam Ward is going to have one of his crazy games.

00:21:22Dave, what are you taking?

00:21:26Syracuse.

00:21:27I have no idea how this is going to be 11.

00:21:28I think Miami has showed their colors week in and week out.

00:21:33So I'll take Syracuse.

00:21:34Easy.

00:21:35I actually love Syracuse.

00:21:37Okay.

00:21:38I just mentioned in the ACC, number 16, South Carolina, and number 12, Clemson.

00:21:41Clemson minus 2.5, the over-under at 49.

00:21:44Again, those AP rankings.

00:21:45Clemson sitting there, you know, they're 9-2.

00:21:47South Carolina, and I know, Brandon, you've been fighting with South Carolina fans

00:21:50for the last few weeks.

00:21:51South Carolina with three losses.

00:21:53They've looked really good as of late.

00:21:55Clemson a lot to play for.

00:21:56Dave, I'll start with you.

00:21:57They hate each other.

00:21:58This is another one of those rivalry games.

00:21:59They both fucking hate each other.

00:22:01Who are you taking?

00:22:05I haven't gone probably as much into the weeds,

00:22:07but I would say if South Carolina wins this, they're a playoff team to me.

00:22:10And I'm taking South Carolina.

00:22:14Guys, that's the battle I've been fighting.

00:22:18Everybody's saying, well, why not South Carolina?

00:22:19Why not South Carolina?

00:22:20I mean, they're still in the three loss pecking order.

00:22:22They're still behind Ole Miss and Alabama.

00:22:24Yeah, true.

00:22:25They did lose.

00:22:26Alabama, Ole Miss beat them to sleep 27-3.

00:22:28Alabama beat them.

00:22:29Like, I understand.

00:22:30Walker goes back and forth.

00:22:31Walker goes back and forth on criteria.

00:22:34Because at times, the win-loss thing will matter for him.

00:22:38How many losses do you have?

00:22:40One loss, two loss, three loss, zero loss.

00:22:42He'll rotate based on things.

00:22:44Right now, I get what you're saying.

00:22:46Bam, a two loss.

00:22:47I don't care.

00:22:48That's cool.

00:22:49I'll talk slower.

00:22:50I'll talk a little slower.

00:22:51They lost by 100.

00:22:53South Carolina is the hottest team in the SEC.

00:22:55And Ole Miss and South Carolina all have the exact same amount of losses.

00:22:59They will all be 9-3 teams.

00:23:01Alabama and Ole Miss both beat South Carolina.

00:23:04So, how do they then jump?

00:23:05South Carolina's best win right now is Texas A&M,

00:23:08who's going to finish 8-4 perhaps.

00:23:10If they get this win, that will then be their best win.

00:23:12But they're not jumping an Alabama team that beat them

00:23:14or an Ole Miss team that beat them, who have the same amount of losses.

00:23:17But when did they play?

00:23:18When did they play?

00:23:19It's all about win now.

00:23:21I mean, you can't put in a three loss team.

00:23:23That thing's playing the best football.

00:23:25The sad part is, if a three loss team gets in from the SEC,

00:23:28it's going to be Alabama.

00:23:29And I know everybody hates to hear that.

00:23:30No, it will be.

00:23:31But it is correct.

00:23:32No, and here's the thing.

00:23:33Like, I mean, South Carolina is hot right now.

00:23:34There's no doubt about that.

00:23:35But the committee cannot put a three loss South Carolina team

00:23:38over two other three loss teams they lost to.

00:23:41They just can't.

00:23:42Like, that's just a fact.

00:23:43I don't think it's going to matter.

00:23:44I think Clemson's going to win this game.

00:23:45If I look at that, though, I could play like a rotation game.

00:23:48Plus, South Carolina got absolutely fucked against LSU.

00:23:52They beat them.

00:23:53The refs stole that game.

00:23:55That's a fact.

00:23:56That is a fact.

00:23:57They're still 8-3.

00:23:58I mean, LSU's not very good either.

00:23:59I think Clemson's going to win this game.

00:24:00I think Clemson, I mean, we've seen Cade Klubnick.

00:24:02Like, he's gotten better.

00:24:03I understand they had the embarrassing loss.

00:24:05They lost to Georgia by a million in the first week.

00:24:07But I think Clemson's going to win this game.

00:24:09And, I mean, South Carolina fans, they have every right to be hype right now.

00:24:11They have one of the best defenses in the country.

00:24:13Lenora Sellers just looked great.

00:24:14I think Clemson wins this game.

00:24:15I do.

00:24:17I don't like Dabo.

00:24:19I'm not a big Dabo guy.

00:24:21But I saw a clip yesterday that got me fired up and is going to be my only

00:24:27reason for betting Clemson.

00:24:28He said, Carolina is in Chapel Hill.

00:24:32USC's in Southern California.

00:24:34There's only one school in the state of South Carolina, and that's Clemson.

00:24:38So, I was like, that's all it took.

00:24:41That's all it took.

00:24:42Yeah, that's so stupid that it's brilliant.

00:24:44I know.

00:24:45I know.

00:24:46When I saw that, I was like, Dabo's got his fire back.

00:24:48Like, that was it.

00:24:50And I know he probably rehearsed that line, but I loved it.

00:24:52I loved it.

00:24:54Yeah, he definitely was saying that in the mirror.

00:24:56Okay, Brandon, clarify who you're taking here.

00:24:58Well, I am taking Clemson.

00:25:00I was on Clemson early.

00:25:01I think Klubnick's a very good quarterback.

00:25:03South Carolina is a pretty good football team.

00:25:05But this narrative that's come up recently that they are the hottest team

00:25:08in the country, and they are this good all of a sudden.

00:25:11You know who's the hottest team in the country?

00:25:13It's kind of built on a house of sand right here.

00:25:15Who?

00:25:16Do we want to do it?

00:25:17Three, two, one, go.

00:25:18Oregon?

00:25:19No.

00:25:20Three, two, one, Kansas.

00:25:21Kansas is the best team.

00:25:22Kansas is the hottest team in the country right now.

00:25:24If they weren't hottest teams, I'd put Air Force and Kansas in.

00:25:26South Carolina has three straight wins over ranked teams.

00:25:29Two of those are Vanderbilt and Missouri.

00:25:31Those are just not ranked teams, and they're not.

00:25:33Their other big win is against A&M at home.

00:25:35A&M is solid, but they are not that good.

00:25:39This is not a gigantic win.

00:25:41And now this is their toughest game at Clemson.

00:25:43Clemson's going to spoil this thing.

00:25:44I think Clemson wins.

00:25:45Yeah, no, I'm with you.

00:25:46Ev, who are you taking?

00:25:47South Carolina in the under.

00:25:49I think it's a slobber knocker defensive battle.

00:25:51By the way, Clemson.

00:25:53Clemson could spoil this for South Carolina, of course,

00:25:56but it's really the reverse.

00:25:58Because Clemson could very much be in.

00:26:00They are.

00:26:01They're both possibly in.

00:26:02Yeah, but Clemson has a better case than South Carolina.

00:26:04Yes, yes.

00:26:05And that's why I said we were talking about the Miami game.

00:26:07I think if Clemson wins, they're in.

00:26:08The ACC is open.

00:26:09Yeah, Clemson wins.

00:26:10They will.

00:26:11I mean, they still need a little help.

00:26:12I don't know if they're in-in, but they would be in a pretty good spot.

00:26:15They would be a Vanderbilt win away or a Syracuse win away.

00:26:19You're still talking about putting three ACC teams in at that point.

00:26:22But I don't think that that's crazy because of the way that the SEC played last week.

00:26:25But they're not in.

00:26:26No, but listen, if Clemson wins this game and Syracuse upsets Miami,

00:26:29Clemson's in the ACC championship.

00:26:31Now they're in.

00:26:32Yeah.

00:26:33No, they definitely come.

00:26:34Like we said, there's more chaos that's probably going to happen,

00:26:36but the ACC is one of the biggest benefactors of what happened against

00:26:39Alabama and Ole Miss last week.

00:26:40Yes, big time.

00:26:41And the Walker thing, again, you can argue this a million ways.

00:26:45So throw out the Ole Miss game.

00:26:48Right?

00:26:49The Ole Miss game a disaster for South Carolina.

00:26:51We're throwing it out?

00:26:52They beat LSU.

00:26:53We're throwing games out now.

00:26:54No, I'm just telling you, though.

00:26:56I thought that was funny.

00:26:57No, I'm not saying throw it out.

00:26:59That argues your case.

00:27:00That's a total dud.

00:27:01You lose by two at Alabama.

00:27:03To me, that's a road game.

00:27:05And then you kill Oklahoma by 30, which just got raised up.

00:27:10If South Carolina wins this game, I think they go.

00:27:13They're a good, solid team having a good, solid season.

00:27:16But this narrative that they are all of a sudden a playoff team is wrong.

00:27:19I'm not going to put lipstick on a pig.

00:27:21I'm not going to piss on somebody's leg and tell them it's raining.

00:27:23This is a good, solid team, but they do not have a playoff resume,

00:27:26and they have not beaten a playoff-quality team.

00:27:28Well, that might not be true.

00:27:30We'll see what happens.

00:27:31No, it is not.

00:27:32Come on.

00:27:33We're not doing that.

00:27:34We're calling A&M a good playoff team?

00:27:35If they beat Texas, yes.

00:27:37Oh, boy.

00:27:38Brandon Walker, I would put a South Carolina that their losses,

00:27:42their three losses are.

00:27:44Yes.

00:27:45Hold on, Dave.

00:27:46We've got another thing right now.

00:27:48We've got another thing.

00:27:49Casey just tried to tell us that a four-loss Texas A&M team.

00:27:52It wouldn't be four.

00:27:53It would be a three.

00:27:54It would be four.

00:27:55Well, the SEC Championship,

00:27:56Gregg Sankey said it wouldn't matter in the SEC Championship.

00:27:57No, no.

00:27:58And one of their losses would be to Notre Dame,

00:27:59who is, like, number five in the country.

00:28:00If they beat Texas, they go to the SEC Championship game,

00:28:03they lose to Georgia, they're not going to the playoff.

00:28:05I think that they still could be in the three losses.

00:28:07They're not going to the playoff.

00:28:08They have three losses now.

00:28:09They're going to have four?

00:28:10So you're going to just put Alabama and Ole Miss with three losses in?

00:28:12No.

00:28:13I don't know if they are or not, but we're not putting A&M in.

00:28:15No.

00:28:16If they beat Texas, who is the number three team in the country,

00:28:19and their one loss is to Notre Dame, yeah, they lost to Auburn.

00:28:22It was terrible.

00:28:23No, they have two other losses.

00:28:24They lost to Auburn and they lost to South Carolina.

00:28:26So, if you're looking at Ole Miss, Kentucky, LSU, and who?

00:28:30Why are you looking at Ole Miss?

00:28:31Huh?

00:28:32Because you said Ole Miss or Alabama with three losses can still get in.

00:28:34No, no, no.

00:28:35That's not what I – what did I say that?

00:28:36They would have a fourth.

00:28:37If they lost a fourth game in the SEC Championship game,

00:28:40there would be a two-loss Clemson, a two-loss Miami,

00:28:42a two-loss SMU that would jump them.

00:28:44All I'm saying is that it's not a – first of all, Greg Sankey has said

00:28:47that they're not going to penalize the SEC Championship loser.

00:28:51I'm not saying that they should get in.

00:28:52I'm just saying it's not like we can just throw them out if they beat Texas.

00:28:55I –

00:28:56There is no –

00:28:58They beat Texas.

00:28:59That's what I'm talking about.

00:29:00If they beat – let's just go right to this game.

00:29:01They have a chance.

00:29:02If this was any other team, if this was Alabama sitting there, yes it would.

00:29:04If they beat Texas and then win the SEC Championship game, sure they're in.

00:29:07If they beat Texas, it's okay to say they're a playoff caliber team,

00:29:10which is what I just said to you.

00:29:11They're not a playoff caliber team.

00:29:12If they beat Texas, they might not get in.

00:29:14If they beat Texas and lose to Georgia, I don't think they're in.

00:29:16They might not get in, but that is a playoff caliber team.

00:29:18I don't – not if they're not a playoff.

00:29:19If they beat – okay.

00:29:21Let's just go to that game.

00:29:22Number three Texas at number 20, Texas A&M again.

00:29:24Can I just say something?

00:29:25Because I have something to say.

00:29:28That's a first.

00:29:29Go ahead.

00:29:31I can't tell if I'm buffering here, but in using the Alabama example,

00:29:35just hear me out.

00:29:37When you're saying you can't put a three-loss South Carolina

00:29:39ahead of a two-loss Alabama,

00:29:41and you tell me the three losses that South Carolina have,

00:29:44which were two months ago, one of them was a win versus LSU that they had.

00:29:49They get killed by Ole Miss, good team, and they lose by two at Alabama.

00:29:53First, Alabama getting stomped by Oklahoma and losing to Vanderbilt.

00:29:59You take that two-loss Bama team?

00:30:01Give me a break.

00:30:03Alabama also has a win over South Carolina, a win over Georgia.

00:30:07Alabama has better wins and, yeah, pretty easy.

00:30:12It's pretty easy.

00:30:13Why do they have better wins?

00:30:15Well, they beat Georgia.

00:30:16I don't know if you heard that.

00:30:17Which is?

00:30:18The best win out of any of those teams that we just talked about.

00:30:21Alabama and South Carolina, who's the best win?

00:30:23I don't know that it is.

00:30:24Georgia.

00:30:25Yeah, Georgia.

00:30:26Okay.

00:30:27Sure, Georgia.

00:30:28That conversation's done.

00:30:29That was fun.

00:30:30Georgia kind of sucks.

00:30:31Well, that's –

00:30:32Now we're just talking nonsense.

00:30:33That's crazy.

00:30:3411 weeks of bullshit just leads up to this shit?

00:30:35No, listen.

00:30:36He gets one quarterback and he just –

00:30:37It's all nonsense?

00:30:38No, listen.

00:30:39Georgia is by far the best win of those conversations.

00:30:41So, we're just going to go to the game that we were talking about.

00:30:44I don't know, 24-point win against A&M, I like.

00:30:48Number three, Texas.

00:30:50Then holding on to my dick, holding on to my balls against fucking Georgia,

00:30:55which is what they did.

00:30:56Who was he talking about?

00:30:57I honestly don't know.

00:30:59Honestly.

00:31:01The Lone Star Showdown is back.

00:31:03Again, AP, top three, Texas.

00:31:05A&M, number 20, Texas right now favored by six,

00:31:08the over 148.5 night game at Kyle Field.

00:31:10They haven't played since 2011.

00:31:12Obviously, a massive rivalry.

00:31:14Dave, I'll start with you.

00:31:16I feel like I'm going to be Jon Snow in Game of Thrones here,

00:31:19so I'll just start with you.

00:31:20Who's winning this game?

00:31:24I don't know why you say that.

00:31:25Texas shouldn't be favored by six versus A&M.

00:31:27Everybody stinks this year.

00:31:30You've got your guard up, and I don't think you need your guard up.

00:31:33I need my guard up.

00:31:34I'm not going to take A&M here.

00:31:36Yeah, I'm going to take A&M as well.

00:31:38Really?

00:31:39Yes.

00:31:40I just don't think they're going to play off Colin Burt.

00:31:41I don't think you say that yet.

00:31:42Us saying that they would not get in with four losses

00:31:46does not mean that they can't beat Texas.

00:31:48They can beat Texas.

00:31:51Texas has not beaten anyone.

00:31:53The point of the four loss conversation is,

00:31:56if you just look at the rankings and how they're ranked,

00:31:59how do they go from 20 all the way to 12

00:32:04and then take a loss and stay at 12?

00:32:06I would agree with you, Ifnan.

00:32:07I know we've talked about this a lot,

00:32:09and maybe Greg Stanky didn't mean with four losses,

00:32:12but he said he would not.

00:32:13Exactly.

00:32:14He means with two losses.

00:32:15He means that if Texas A&M goes to the SEC Championship

00:32:18and beats Georgia, Georgia will still be.

00:32:20Well, no, he actually said earlier that he would not allow

00:32:23the SEC Championship loser to be left out if they had one more loss

00:32:27because they played an extra game

00:32:28is what he said, which is what Lane Kiffin argued about.

00:32:30They wouldn't have been in with three losses.

00:32:32But he's saying that he was saying that, though.

00:32:34No, no, no.

00:32:35You understand what I'm saying.

00:32:36Texas A&M, if they beat Texas this weekend,

00:32:38will still probably not be in the top 12

00:32:40given the fact they just lost to Auburn.

00:32:42So they wouldn't have been in with three losses,

00:32:44so having a fourth loss, you can't be like,

00:32:46well, now they're in with four losses.

00:32:48That's okay, and I'm not saying that they for sure would be.

00:32:50The reason I was arguing this was because Brandon said

00:32:52South Carolina's not beating a playoff-caliber team.

00:32:54I don't think that's fair to say if you're going to take A&M to beat Texas.

00:32:56A&M controls their own destiny.

00:32:58That's all you can ask for.

00:32:59They just got to win.

00:33:00Yeah, you got to win.

00:33:01You got to win out.

00:33:02Correct.

00:33:03So, Brandon, you're taking A&M?

00:33:04It's a great spot to be in.

00:33:06All the talk this year has been about Indiana not playing anybody,

00:33:09and they did their thing last weekend,

00:33:10but Texas just has not had to prove anything.

00:33:13No.

00:33:14They owe a Christmas card to Greg Sankey,

00:33:16and whoever in the SEC handed them this gift of a schedule.

00:33:19When you look at what Georgia had to go through

00:33:20and Alabama had to go through, and then Texas,

00:33:22what they got to do this weekend.

00:33:23Give me a break on Alabama.

00:33:26What is he talking about?

00:33:27He doesn't like that Alabama has lost.

00:33:29Alabama just got boat raced by Oklahoma.

00:33:34Can you shut the fuck up for ten goddamn seconds?

00:33:38Ten goddamn seconds.

00:33:39This ain't got nothing to do with your punk-ass team or you, okay?

00:33:42You spit on me a little bit.

00:33:43I'm sorry for spitting on you, but it's him.

00:33:45If he were here, I would have spit on him.

00:33:47Okay, shut up for a second, okay?

00:33:50It wasn't about Alabama.

00:33:51It was about Texas and the easy schedule,

00:33:53and now they're going to go into this cult.

00:33:56Shut up!

00:33:57Shut up!

00:33:59They're going to go into this cult.

00:34:01They're going to go into this absolute cult on Saturday night,

00:34:04and they haven't played them for 13 years.

00:34:06You know who's been missing this game for 13 years?

00:34:08The fucking Aggies.

00:34:09They want to win this so goddamn bad.

00:34:11Texas hasn't had to prove anything.

00:34:12Now they've got to go into this place on this night?

00:34:14Go off, King.

00:34:15A&M to cover.

00:34:17I'm not saying Moneyline, but A&M to cover for sure.

00:34:20This is going to be a fucking war.

00:34:21Everything you said, I agree with.

00:34:23Well, make him shut up for once.

00:34:25Dave, shut up for once.

00:34:26You throw in, they haven't had to play anybody.

00:34:28Alabama just lost by 100, Oklahoma.

00:34:31I'm not saying power!

00:34:38What you're saying is Texas has not had to beat anybody.

00:34:41Correct.

00:34:42Texas' best win is Vanderbilt.

00:34:44So you're saying it has nothing to do with Alabama or South Carolina

00:34:47or anybody else.

00:34:48Texas was given a schedule much easier than their counterparts in the SEC.

00:34:51I would agree with that.

00:34:53I don't like this graphic.

00:34:55Dave, what?

00:34:56What do you have?

00:34:57What?

00:34:58No, no.

00:34:59I don't want to interrupt.

00:35:00Okay.

00:35:01Well, I don't –

00:35:02Ev, I'm going to go to you,

00:35:03and I think I know where you're going with this,

00:35:04which scares me a little bit.

00:35:05Obviously, I'm taking A&M.

00:35:06I would never take Texas in this situation.

00:35:09This is a –

00:35:10I know a lot of people said when it was gone

00:35:11that it wasn't one of the best rivalries in college football

00:35:13because Texas OU exists.

00:35:14That is true.

00:35:15This game matters so fucking much in the state of Texas.

00:35:17I grew up on it.

00:35:18I cried a lot during this game.

00:35:20I think A&M wins.

00:35:21I think that Texas is not very good.

00:35:23They're fine.

00:35:24I'm taking A&M.

00:35:25Of course I'm going to, and I actually believe it.

00:35:27And I can't believe all of you do, which scares me a little bit.

00:35:29Ev, who are you taking?

00:35:31You know, Casey, I've been high on A&M all year.

00:35:33I said – I guess a week ago, I said they'd lose to Auburn,

00:35:36they'd win this game.

00:35:37I think where they win it is the home field advantage and the trenches.

00:35:39I think they're better in the trenches, more physical.

00:35:42I absolutely think they can win this game.

00:35:44I actually called they'd win this game before the season started,

00:35:46when we did our SEC preview.

00:35:47Yes, you did.

00:35:48Yes, you did.

00:35:49A&M will win this game at home.

00:35:50And obviously, the fact that A&M lost to Auburn in four overtimes,

00:35:53which was absolutely devastating, like that to me was the script,

00:35:56because if Alabama and Ole Miss would have won,

00:35:58then Texas would have gotten to maybe play spoiler.

00:36:00But the fact that they're still playing for a spot in the SEC championship,

00:36:03it's terrifying, but I'm excited.

00:36:05I want to be in a dark room watching this all by myself.

00:36:07Anything else before we move on?

00:36:09Enough yelling going on?

00:36:10No, that feels good.

00:36:12My major issue is how you play down the stretch should weigh more than like

00:36:19when you have all these teams in the middle,

00:36:21give me the team that hasn't lost in six weeks.

00:36:24That's my South Carolina rant.

00:36:26And that is a fact, because let me just throw this out there, Brandon.

00:36:30I'll do a buffer.

00:36:32I do think when you play teams and when you win does matter,

00:36:36because if, let's just say, for instance, Notre Dame lost to NIU

00:36:41this past weekend, they'd be in big trouble.

00:36:44Yes, that is true.

00:36:45That is correct.

00:36:46However, if you play the majority of the top teams on your schedule

00:36:51in September and October and you lose them,

00:36:53that doesn't make you a good team just because your November schedule

00:36:56eases up considerably.

00:36:58That's also true.

00:36:59That's also true.

00:37:00Anything?

00:37:01Not yeah, but.

00:37:02Not yeah, but.

00:37:05They'd be finishing off with Clemson.

00:37:09I keep pulling them up, but they've beaten good teams.

00:37:13A&M, they beat by 24.

00:37:16Name the second good team they've beaten.

00:37:19Well, they would have to beat Clemson.

00:37:20He's saying if they beat Clemson.

00:37:21He said they've beaten good teams.

00:37:23But that would be six in a row.

00:37:24They beat a hot Vanderbilt team who was playing well.

00:37:27They beat Missouri.

00:37:29They've beaten everyone on their schedule.

00:37:31Zoo doesn't count.

00:37:32Blutman doesn't count.

00:37:33Blutman, go ahead.

00:37:34And again, I do think you have to go back

00:37:37and look at the LSU game, which they won.

00:37:40They didn't win it.

00:37:41They lost.

00:37:42They did get fucked.

00:37:43There's no doubt.

00:37:44They had a couple bad calls.

00:37:45They also blew a big lead and gave up 36 points to Garrett Nussmeyer.

00:37:48It's not even that good.

00:37:49It is irrelevant because they lost to Ole Miss and Alabama

00:37:51and to jump those two teams would be impossible.

00:37:53Yes, and they got killed.

00:37:55I disagree.

00:37:56Ole Miss killed them.

00:37:57All right.

00:37:58Well, you know what?

00:37:59We'll see.

00:38:00That's the beauty of this.

00:38:01We'll see how it shakes out.

00:38:02If they beat Clemson.

00:38:03Alabama.

00:38:04Who wants to see Alabama?

00:38:06And I have a $100,000 future.

00:38:08I don't want to see them.

00:38:11That's how honest I'm being.

00:38:13No, what they did against Oklahoma, get them out.

00:38:17Listen, I love the 12-team playoff.

00:38:20I love that we're having these discussions.

00:38:22I love that there's more teams involved.

00:38:24If your team is not named Oregon, Ohio State, or Georgia,

00:38:28you're not going to win it.

00:38:32I don't hate that.

00:38:33I don't know why you think.

00:38:34I don't think Georgia can win it.

00:38:36Georgia played by far and away the toughest schedule in the country,

00:38:40like by far and away.

00:38:42And, yes, they've looked bad in a couple spots,

00:38:44but they've also looked really goddamn good in a couple spots.

00:38:46You never know what team you're getting from them.

00:38:50You never know what team you're getting.

00:38:51But if Georgia gets a bye and they have a nice draw,

00:38:54they might not have to play their best game until the semifinals.

00:38:57And Georgia winning two games is not crazy.

00:39:00I retract it.

00:39:01I retract it.

00:39:02I have no idea who's going to win it.

00:39:03Everyone stinks.

00:39:05No, those three teams are going to win it.

00:39:09All right, we're ready to move on?

00:39:10Yeah.

00:39:11Everybody feel good?

00:39:12You had another one?

00:39:13I love the everyone stinks train.

00:39:15The real national championship is going to be Florida-Kansas bowl game.

00:39:19Yeah, Florida-Kansas bowl game.

00:39:21Because the hottest teams in the country, Kansas, Florida, New Mexico.

00:39:25Agreed.

00:39:26Air Force.

00:39:27Air Force.

00:39:28Blutman.

00:39:30Before I open my mouth, Blutman, you know the answer to this.

00:39:33The hottest team in the country, Florida.

00:39:35They play South Carolina recently.

00:39:41What?

00:39:42Did they?

00:39:43Did they?

00:39:44They didn't.

00:39:45Yes, they did.

00:39:46And South Carolina fucking murdered them.

00:39:49Wait, but there was no Lagway.

00:39:52Yeah, no Lagway.

00:39:53No, Lagway didn't play against Texas.

00:39:55I don't remember.

00:39:56I thought the Yale kid played against.

00:39:58No, that was Texas.

00:39:59He missed the Texas game.

00:40:00Yeah, he missed the Texas game and it was like.

00:40:02Wait, they didn't.

00:40:03I don't think they played this year.

00:40:04They didn't play this year, Dave.

00:40:05Good point, Dave.

00:40:07Move on.

00:40:08Smoking hot, buddy.

00:40:09They didn't play this year, Dave.

00:40:11That's tough.

00:40:12That threw me off.

00:40:13That's no wonder.

00:40:14Yeah.

00:40:15Okay, we're moving on.

00:40:16Come on, Dave.

00:40:19We're moving on.

00:40:20Okay, Dave.

00:40:21Dave talks too much.

00:40:22Move on.

00:40:24Dave talked like 10 seconds too much there.

00:40:29He's still staring at it.

00:40:31You're not going to find it, Dave.

00:40:33Why is Dave's face so red?

00:40:35Because he talked a little bit too long.

00:40:38That's what happened.

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00:41:04Brandon, I am really excited that we've turned the page

00:41:06from all that heated argument to do some trivia.

00:41:08Let's do it.

00:41:09Yeah, you can tell I've been in a fight today

00:41:11because I went early to my Powerade Mountain Berry Blast.

00:41:14I don't know if I've ever heard you yell that loud on this show.

00:41:16Yeah, I went early.

00:41:17So here's your trivia question.

00:41:19Excluding LSU in the 2020 COVID season,

00:41:22who's the last defending national champion

00:41:25to win six games or less the following season?

00:41:29Six games or less the following season?

00:41:31Excluding 2020 COVID season,

00:41:33when LSU only played 10 games all against SEC competition,

00:41:36they went 5-5,

00:41:37who is the last national champion to win six games or less

00:41:40the following season?

00:41:41Of course, Michigan,

00:41:42the defending fake national champions are doing it this year.

00:41:46Was it Auburn?

00:41:47It had to be Auburn.

00:41:48It had to be Auburn.

00:41:49No, it's not Auburn.

00:41:50Oh, no.

00:41:51No.

00:41:52I don't know.

00:41:53I was going to say Florida State,

00:41:54but they went back to the bowl.

00:42:00Exactly.

00:42:01It was 1971 Ohio State Buckeyes.

00:42:051971 Ohio State,

00:42:07the last defending national champion

00:42:09to be as shitty as this year's Michigan Wolverines.

00:42:12That is your Powerade trivia question.

00:42:14That didn't have any personal oomph behind it, did it?

00:42:17I mean, this is the biggest game of the week,

00:42:19so we had to talk about it.

00:42:20It's the biggest game of the week.

00:42:22How about that quarterback,

00:42:23Will Howard,

00:42:24like stomping out a cigarette?

00:42:25Who fucking cares, buddy?

00:42:26You've been there for five minutes.

00:42:27The guy said,

00:42:28Google me.

00:42:29He's done an unbelievable job.

00:42:30What was that?

00:42:31Like, that was...

00:42:32Oh, I kind of like that.

00:42:33I like that.

00:42:34I like that.

00:42:35No, no, no, no.

00:42:36Kersigneti talks a lot of shit.

00:42:37He said,

00:42:38fuck Ohio State multiple times.

00:42:39Yeah, no.

00:42:40Kersigneti talks a lot of shit.

00:42:41He got on the mic literally for the start of college basketball season

00:42:42and said,

00:42:43oh, yeah, fuck Ohio State.

00:42:44He's been chirping like crazy.

00:42:47You've got to be able to take it back.

00:42:48Kersigneti deserves...

00:42:49Like, I think Kersigneti's a great coach.

00:42:50Indiana's had a great season,

00:42:51but if you talk that much shit,

00:42:52you've got to expect it to come back when you lose.

00:42:53That is true.

00:42:54I agree.

00:42:55Blutman, how are you feeling about Indiana?

00:42:56It's such Ohio State.

00:42:57It's like picking on Indiana.

00:42:58It felt bad.

00:42:59I need to thank Dave

00:43:00for bringing Bryce Underwood to the Big Ten,

00:43:01making the Big Ten such a great conference.

00:43:02Shut up, dude.

00:43:03Again, it's massive.

00:43:04As a UCLA guy,

00:43:05it means a lot

00:43:06that the Big Ten's going to be

00:43:07top of the top.

00:43:08It means a lot

00:43:09that the Big Ten's going to be

00:43:10top of the top.

00:43:11It means a lot

00:43:13that the Big Ten's going to be

00:43:14top of the top.

00:43:15Secondly, Indiana's fine.

00:43:16I mean, they're not...

00:43:17They're really not a playoff team,

00:43:18but by default,

00:43:19they're going to be in,

00:43:20is what it is.

00:43:21Why does he get a soapbox?

00:43:22They took care of business.

00:43:23Ohio State was just more manly up front.

00:43:24You made a bad take.

00:43:25I went after you for it

00:43:26because you were probably fishing

00:43:27instead of watching the game.

00:43:28Curtis Roark, you blamed.

00:43:29It wasn't his fault.

00:43:30That game was unplayable

00:43:31for any quarterback.

00:43:32I don't know why.

00:43:33I don't know why.

00:43:34I don't know why.

00:43:35I don't know why.

00:43:36I don't know why.

00:43:37I don't know why.

00:43:38I don't know why.

00:43:39It's their fault.

00:43:40That game was unplayable

00:43:41for any quarterback.

00:43:42Ohio State dominated them up front.

00:43:45They schemed better,

00:43:46dominant effort from day,

00:43:47Noles, the whole team,

00:43:48their front seven crushed them.

00:43:49That was unplayable

00:43:50for any quarterback.

00:43:51What?

00:43:52Where is that coming from?

00:43:53I got to say the truth.

00:43:54Where's that coming from?

00:43:55Cause you texted me,

00:43:56it's all in it.

00:43:57Good rap.

00:43:58What are you talking about?!

00:43:59We're just talking ball.

00:44:00Good rap.

00:44:01I bought he said.

00:44:02He thanked me.

00:44:03We watched

00:44:04the whole game.

00:44:05Cause that was a joke

00:44:06I texted you.

00:44:07It was a joke.

00:44:08It was a good one.

00:44:09The Unnecessary Roughness group chat was popping.

00:44:13You weren't watching the ball?

00:44:14Of course I was watching the ball.

00:44:15It went nice.

00:44:16People were asking.

00:44:171 p.m. on a Saturday, you're fishing?

00:44:19The Ohio State-Indiana top five matchup.

00:44:22That's how rumors get started.

00:44:23That's how rumors get started.

00:44:25It wasn't my rumor.

00:44:26It was someone else's rumor that I took as a joke to you.

00:44:29Whose rumor was it?

00:44:30Twitter.

00:44:31Because you made a very bad comment that Curtis Rourke was at football game.

00:44:37A bad comment.

00:44:38When it's not true at all.

00:44:40That is unplayable for any college quarterback.

00:44:42I said nobody on Indiana's team, including Curtis Rourke, belonged on the field with Ohio State.

00:44:44That's not true.

00:44:45C.J. West, D'Angelo Pons, and Kamara.

00:44:48D'Angelo Pons was getting destroyed all day.

00:44:50No, he wasn't.

00:44:51He was on Jeremiah Smith.

00:44:52Why are we talking about this right now?

00:44:54It was Cardinal Tate and that buka that carved.

00:44:57Pons was great.

00:44:58Stop talking, Bluntman.

00:45:00Talking ball.

00:45:01In the U.R. group chat, every time Brandon would say something, Bluntman would just send him a play.

00:45:06I said seven different plays where he was like, Rourke's got to be better.

00:45:09He's got to stand up in the pocket.

00:45:11If he stands up in the pocket, those three Ohio State defenders collapse on him.

00:45:15Just give him a little credit to the other side.

00:45:17It's time for the DraftKings Dark Horse host parlay.

00:45:20By the way, Bluntman, thank you and you're welcome.

00:45:25Michigan men, stay home.

00:45:27You're welcome.

00:45:28Oh, my God.

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00:45:59Okay, so, Brandon, I believe you're out of the Dark Horse host parlay this week.

00:46:03So, Spidey, come on in.

00:46:05Let's win one.

00:46:06Let's win one.

00:46:07And we're due.

00:46:08We've won one this year.

00:46:09Obviously, this will be available on the Sportsbook.

00:46:10It is Monday again, so we are going off of very early odds.

00:46:13But, Dan, go ahead.

00:46:14What's your pick?

00:46:15Texas A&M.

00:46:17I appreciate that.

00:46:18I really did not anticipate having to do this.

00:46:19I thought I was going to be fighting all of you, which makes me a little bit nervous.

00:46:22A little bit nervous.

00:46:23All right, Dave, what's yours?

00:46:25Plus six.

00:46:26Georgia Tech.

00:46:28Not sold in Georgia at all.

00:46:30Georgia Tech, what's the line right now?

00:46:32Nineteen and a half.

00:46:33Nineteen and a half.

00:46:35Okay.

00:46:36We talked about them.

00:46:37Who's one of the hottest teams in college football right now?

00:46:39I am taking Kansas plus one versus Baylor.

00:46:42Obviously, those – I want to take a money line.

00:46:45I wasn't allowed to.

00:46:46I think Kansas wins the game outright.

00:46:47And then, Ev, who are you taking?

00:46:49So, Dan made a comment about how he already gets their ticket punched.

00:46:52What?

00:46:54Duh, what?

00:46:55I mean, you think Kansas wins outright?

00:46:58Yeah, I said no matter what the line.

00:47:00Right.

00:47:01I said no matter what the line moves to.

00:47:03But what if it moves to?

00:47:04Got it.

00:47:05That's what I was kind of – that's what I was a little bit confused about

00:47:07because it is Monday, so if it moves – I said it's plus one right now,

00:47:10but no matter what the line moves to for Kansas, I'm taking them to win outright

00:47:13is what I said.

00:47:15Go ahead, Ev.

00:47:16Honestly, Dan made a comment earlier about a team that already has their ticket

00:47:20punched in the playoff, losing the one that no one expects.

00:47:22I think Notre Dame's roll absolutely rolling, kicking the shit out of everyone.

00:47:27Tricky spot, going to go out west to USC.

00:47:29Give me USC plus 7.5.

00:47:31I think they make this a game.

00:47:32And mine's plus one, by the way, Spidey.

00:47:36I'm not in it.

00:47:37I didn't know that.

00:47:38And I sent in Georgia Tech plus 19.5 as well.

00:47:40Oh, look at you guys.

00:47:42You didn't know you were in it.

00:47:43Okay.

00:47:44I didn't know I wasn't in it.

00:47:45I didn't remember which one I gave for last week, but it lost.

00:47:47I don't remember what you gave either, to be honest with you.

00:47:49Okay, so USC plus what?

00:47:517.5.

00:47:527.5.

00:47:53Okay.

00:47:54So the odds are plus 12, 17.

00:47:57Again, that's right now on Monday.

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00:48:00We'll see.

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00:48:39Okay, Dave, your Dog of the Week.

00:48:43I went back and forth.

00:48:44I've got to give it to the Missouri Tigers football coach, Lai Drinkwitz.

00:48:49I don't know if you guys caught the end of the game last week.

00:48:52Absolutely hilarious.

00:48:56So, they have the ball.

00:48:58I think the three or four-yard line.

00:49:01I can't remember who they're playing.

00:49:03But the game is out of hand.

00:49:04Blowout.

00:49:05They're winning.

00:49:06And this other team is yapping.

00:49:07They're yapping.

00:49:08They're like, I don't know what.

00:49:10How can you talk trash when you're losing by five touchdowns?

00:49:13And he gets out on the field.

00:49:14He goes, hey, shut your fucking asses up, you pussies.

00:49:20Or we'll just ram it down your face and score again.

00:49:23Oh, it's Mississippi State.

00:49:25It was the most hilariously disrespectful thing I've seen.

00:49:31And, by the way, Mississippi State clammed up.

00:49:34They clammed up.

00:49:35Yes, sir.

00:49:36May I have another, sir?

00:49:37Just got quiet and they took the knee.

00:49:40That was an unbelievable moment.

00:49:42Do you want to say anything?

00:49:43Unbelievable.

00:49:45First, I say 3-9-25.

00:49:48Secondly, I say that Mississippi State football, the new day starts on Monday.

00:49:53Why not Saturday?

00:49:55Why not Saturday?

00:49:56We're letting everybody have a nice long holiday.

00:49:58Got you, okay.

00:49:59Monday it starts, the return of more cowbell with my co-host,

00:50:01which will be announced very soon.

00:50:03And we're about to get some players in here.

00:50:04And the arrow is pointed straight up.

00:50:06And remind everybody, every single dollar on Patreon goes to the NIL Collective.

00:50:10That's exactly right.

00:50:11Every single dollar I make off that show is not me making it.

00:50:13I'm giving it straight to Mississippi State.

00:50:15And I talked to Drink after the game.

00:50:17He was like, my bad, sorry, sorry.

00:50:19He was just, he got a little ahead of his skis there.

00:50:21It's not that big of a deal.

00:50:22Okay, you and Drink are friends now.

00:50:23I've never seen that.

00:50:24You better shut your ass up or we'll hang another one on you.

00:50:29Look how fucking ready he is.

00:50:31Okay, Dan, your Roback Dog of the Week.

00:50:33My Roback Dog of the Week.

00:50:34I forget what I said for my Roback Dog of the Week.

00:50:36That's a good one.

00:50:37That is a good one.

00:50:38All right, listen.

00:50:39Anyone who hated the 12-team playoff.

00:50:40I love this one.

00:50:41I love this one.

00:50:42That was an incredible Saturday that would not have been an incredible Saturday

00:50:46if we didn't have the 12-team playoff.

00:50:48People who complained before we did the 12-team playoff,

00:50:51the regular season won't matter, shut the fuck up.

00:50:54We saw on Saturday, you know, Alabama, Texas A&M.

00:51:00Who else lost?

00:51:01Line.

00:51:02Ole Miss.

00:51:03Ole Miss.

00:51:04All these games that would not have mattered in previous years.

00:51:08Ole Miss getting their third loss would not have mattered whatsoever.

00:51:12What?

00:51:13They go from the Peach Bowl to the Tax Slayer Bowl.

00:51:15Who cares?

00:51:16That was awesome.

00:51:18The 12-team playoff, yes, it probably will still be three or four teams

00:51:21that can win it all every year, but the 12-team playoff makes it

00:51:24so much more interesting.

00:51:26That was one of the best Saturdays we've had in a long time,

00:51:29and it's because there were real stakes late in the season

00:51:33for two lost teams to not catch that third loss.

00:51:36I completely agree.

00:51:37Also, Kenny Dillingham was the other one.

00:51:39That was a debacle.

00:51:40That was nuts, and we love Kenny Dillingham as a stoolie, but that was crazy.

00:51:43He was playing a video game.

00:51:45I first started talking to Kenny Dillingham because he was at Florida State

00:51:49and I was doing Duggs, and we got talking because he was the OC

00:51:52and I was basically playing him.

00:51:55I think he just went back into Duggs mode.

00:51:57He just got trapped in a video game, just running backwards.

00:52:00It was crazy.

00:52:02I thought you were talking about him screaming at the ref.

00:52:04Oh, that too.

00:52:06Yeah.

00:52:07The way he was screaming.

00:52:08Hammering his wife with elbows.

00:52:10Yeah.

00:52:11And that one guy, that one fan that was like that fat Arizona State fan

00:52:15that was right over his shoulder was like, yeah, yeah.

00:52:18He was going to have anything to do with it.

00:52:20What a scene.

00:52:21The fact they had to put the goalposts up and then BYU almost pulled it off too,

00:52:24the entire thing was incredible.

00:52:26Okay.

00:52:27Brandon, your dog of the week.

00:52:28My dog of the week is Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin.

00:52:33Because I spent the entire season, I'm just going to be honest,

00:52:36we're all family here, right?

00:52:37Mississippi State's down.

00:52:38Our coach died.

00:52:39We're going to go 2-10.

00:52:40It's not great right now.

00:52:42But you won an SEC game.

00:52:43Huh?

00:52:45Don't.

00:52:46Just let me.

00:52:47Oh, okay.

00:52:48You won your Mac game.

00:52:49Give me the next minute and a half.

00:52:50Can I have the next minute and a half?

00:52:51Sorry, sorry.

00:52:52Go ahead.

00:52:53We start the clock.

00:52:54Mississippi State goes 2-10.

00:52:55We're going to lose to Ole Miss this week.

00:52:56But I was scared all year that Lane Kiffin had gone out,

00:52:59spent $15 million and gotten a national title worthy team.

00:53:02I was scared to death we were going to be down in the basement

00:53:04and they were going to be national champs.

00:53:06And what does Lane do for me?

00:53:07He goes out and he loses to a bad Kentucky.

00:53:09He goes out and loses to a bad LSU.

00:53:10And then when they have the playoff on the line after beating Georgia

00:53:13and after Dave played kissy-face with him and those fake titties

00:53:16and fake tans in Oxford were so happy two weeks ago, you know what happened?

00:53:20He went out and choked again.

00:53:21Lane Kiffin can't win a big one.

00:53:23He's the perfect coach to have at my rival because no matter how good it looks,

00:53:26he's never, ever, ever going to get there.

00:53:29Shout out Lane Kiffin, my dog of the week.

00:53:34Dave, do you have anything to say?

00:53:35The perfect coach to have at your rival.

00:53:37It's a perfect coach.

00:53:38We're coming.

00:53:39We're coming.

00:53:40I'm going to turn around.

00:53:41I'm going to turn around and we're coming.

00:53:42Our coach died two years ago in this Egg Bowl.

00:53:44We beat the shit out of Ole Miss at their place by two points.

00:53:47Okay, now we've got a coach, he's alive, and we're going forward.

00:53:51This has nothing to do with your job.

00:53:52But I do have a question.

00:53:53What's wrong with fake titties and spray tans?

00:53:56They're nice.

00:53:57I guess I'm not against either, really.

00:54:00You always say that about Oxford.

00:54:02More cowbells coming back.

00:54:03If you're a player who's considering Mississippi State,

00:54:08Brandon Walker will have anywhere between $750 and $1,000 a month for you.

00:54:14Oh, boy.

00:54:15That goes a long way in Starkville.

00:54:19It does.

00:54:20That does.

00:54:21That's a premium apartment.

00:54:22I had to say that.

00:54:23It was too good a lie.

00:54:24That's a nice apartment.

00:54:25It's not about the money I'm going to give.

00:54:27It's about spurring our fan base to follow my lead.

00:54:30Yes, a rallying cry.

00:54:31They give.

00:54:32They give.

00:54:33Yes.

00:54:34Because we've got money, guys.

00:54:35We're not giving money right now.

00:54:36You understand?

00:54:37We've got to give money.

00:54:38It starts with me.

00:54:39No.

00:54:40I'm a Mississippi State booster.

00:54:41I'm going to subscribe to the Patreon.

00:54:43Me too.

00:54:44Me too.

00:54:45So you can thank me.

00:54:46I don't have money, guys.

00:54:47You don't.

00:54:48We have money.

00:54:49Oh, we've got money, guys.

00:54:50We've got money that would piss on you, Dave Portnoy.

00:54:51Not counting Dak Prescott.

00:54:52That would piss on you.

00:54:53Dak Prescott.

00:54:54No, not counting Dak Prescott.

00:54:55We've got money, guys, that would piss on Dave Portnoy.

00:54:56I don't know who they are, but we've got them.

00:54:57Who's he talking to?

00:54:58He has the second richest guy on the planet.

00:54:59That's him.

00:55:00That's somebody else.

00:55:01I'm talking about you.

00:55:02Oh, you're saying him personally.

00:55:03Him.

00:55:04You personally.

00:55:05Not Larry Ellison that you had to go back.

00:55:06By the way, you bragged.

00:55:07You bragged.

00:55:08You bragged about, oh, I'm going to go get a quarterback, and I'm going to use all my

00:55:09money.

00:55:10And then you went and borrowed somebody else's money.

00:55:12You can't even do it yourself.

00:55:13By the way, that was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

00:55:14I got to have all the utilization and the bragging and none of the bills.

00:55:15Utilization.

00:55:16Utilization?

00:55:17Yeah, utilization.

00:55:18That's not a word.

00:55:19Yeah.

00:55:20Oh, like I'm going to trust your degree versus a Michigan degree on what's a word now?

00:55:21That joke's on you.

00:55:22I don't have a degree, Dave.

00:55:23I don't have a degree.

00:55:24I don't have a degree.

00:55:25I don't have a degree.

00:55:26I don't have a degree.

00:55:27I don't have a degree.

00:55:28I don't have a degree.

00:55:29I don't have a degree.

00:55:30I don't have a degree.

00:55:31I don't have a degree.

00:55:32I don't have a degree.

00:55:33I don't have a degree.

00:55:34I don't have a degree.

00:55:35I don't have a degree.

00:55:36I don't have a degree.

00:55:37I don't have a degree.

00:55:38I don't have a degree.

00:55:39I don't have a degree.

00:55:40I don't have a degree.

00:55:41I don't have a degree.

00:55:42I don't have a degree.

00:55:43I don't have a degree.

00:55:44I don't have a degree.

00:55:45I don't have a degree.

00:55:46I don't have a degree.

00:55:47I don't have a degree.

00:55:48I don't have a degree.

00:55:49I don't have a degree.

00:55:50I don't have a degree.

00:55:51I don't have a degree.

00:55:52I don't have a degree.

00:55:53I don't have a degree.

00:55:54I don't have a degree.

00:55:55I don't have a degree.

00:55:56I don't have a degree.

00:55:57I don't have a degree.

00:55:58We got to work on the nickname for the fan club of Kaledowns.

00:56:03I don't know if you saw that, Dave.

00:56:06No, what is it?

00:56:07Did you see that?

00:56:08Tate tweeted out after he returned that punt.

00:56:11He said, I have Down syndrome.

00:56:13I know.

00:56:14That can't be real.

00:56:16We got to work on that.

00:56:18That can't be real.

00:56:20I saw it.

00:56:21I was like, oh, shit.

00:56:22Kaledowns.

00:56:23No comment.

00:56:24Is that real?

00:56:25Unbelievable.

00:56:26Or is that a Tate thing?

00:56:27I tried to hurt it.

00:56:28I mean, it made me laugh.

00:56:29I mean, you just can't do that.

00:56:31Unbelievable football player, though.

00:56:33Yeah.

00:56:34Like a young Brian Dawkins out there.

00:56:36You just cannot do that.

00:56:38Okay, let's move on to the Proper Picks presented by Proper Number 12 Irish Whiskey.

00:56:42Dan, take it away.

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00:57:09Proper Number 12, pour the roar.

00:57:10I'm going to take some of the Irish Apple.

00:57:12And Proper Number 12 this year is giving away money to our favorite charity,

00:57:16so the check presentation will be next week.

00:57:18Brandon, I want you to give me my check for my charity.

00:57:22Why me?

00:57:23Just because I want you to do it.

00:57:24Okay.

00:57:25All right.

00:57:26Well, congratulations to your charity.

00:57:27Oh, thank you so much.

00:57:28I think I'm mathematically eliminated.

00:57:29I think everybody is but me, but that's okay.

00:57:32That's all right.

00:57:33It is all going to charity.

00:57:34Can I make 11 picks right now?

00:57:35You want to try to make 11 picks?

00:57:37You want to do Stu Feiner it?

00:57:38No.

00:57:39You want to overlay six things?

00:57:40No, no, no.

00:57:41Okay, Dan, I'll let you go first.

00:57:42Okay, I'm going to take the Wisconsin Badgers, minus two.

00:57:45This is a hard play.

00:57:46They're not good, but they have a chance to keep a 22-year bowl streak alive

00:57:51with a win against Minnesota.

00:57:53It's for the Axe, trying to keep the Axe.

00:57:56They have to go to Camp Randall.

00:57:57I think it's a rally of the troops.

00:57:58Things are turning.

00:58:00I'm hard at work.

00:58:01Carter Smith committed, four-star quarterback.

00:58:05We got other guys coming.

00:58:07Well, he was your quarterback first.

00:58:10Yeah.

00:58:11Yeah, so you probably think he was probably pretty good.

00:58:15Either way, things are turning.

00:58:17I don't look at four-star.

00:58:18Luke Fickle is going to turn this thing around.

00:58:20Everyone needs to trust the process.

00:58:22Trust me.

00:58:23Trust Luke Fickle.

00:58:24Wisconsin is going to win this game.

00:58:25We're going to keep the Axe.

00:58:26Okay, Brandon?

00:58:29I look at this slate.

00:58:32It's rivalry week, and I look to my heart, and who do I love?

00:58:37MSU to win this game this weekend.

00:58:42Michigan State, minus one and a half.

00:58:44Oh, that's a big rivalry.

00:58:45Against Rutgers, Michigan State trying to make a bowl game

00:58:47in the first year of this coach, Jonathan Smith.

00:58:50I'm a little too fired up right now.

00:58:51I can't remember anybody's name or talk.

00:58:53It's all right.

00:58:54But we got Michigan State, minus one and a half,

00:58:56against Rutgers.

00:58:57Rutgers, what happened last week?

00:58:58Gut-wrenching.

00:58:59Dog.

00:59:00Gut-wrenching loss.

00:59:01Greg Shiano, dog.

00:59:02Gut-wrenching loss against Illinois at home.

00:59:03Now they've got to go on the road.

00:59:04Michigan State playing for a bowl.

00:59:06Michigan State, minus one and a half.

00:59:07Did you see that, Dave?

00:59:09Which one?

00:59:10The end of the Rutgers-Illinois game?

00:59:13Greg Shiano.

00:59:14No, I bet on Rutgers.

00:59:16He took a timeout.

00:59:17They lost.

00:59:18Yeah, they lost.

00:59:19He tried to ice the kicker.

00:59:21And then Illinois decided the kick was too long and ran a play,

00:59:25and they had, like, a 50-yard touchdown.

00:59:27Oof.

00:59:28I watched some.

00:59:30I mean, I can't bet, so I'm not as locked in.

00:59:32I just see my picks, if I'm being honest.

00:59:34Yeah, I had them, too.

00:59:36Dave, what's your proper pick?

00:59:37I'm not watching that game unless I have money on it.

00:59:40It's fair.

00:59:41What are you taking this week?

00:59:45Michigan.

00:59:46And this is not a hard play.

00:59:49I think they turned a little corner.

00:59:52I keep saying it.

00:59:53They should have beaten Indiana, who stinks, but they pummeled them.

00:59:5650-6.

00:59:58We can't beat anybody 50-6, that domination.

01:00:01I think outside, not having a quarterback, like,

01:00:04they're not going to get bullied by Ohio State.

01:00:06We're just as good in the trenches.

01:00:08Our defense, we just can't keep giving them the ball.

01:00:1021's a shit ton of points.

01:00:12I like Michigan to keep this closer than the number.

01:00:15Okay, Ev?

01:00:17You are not just as good in the trenches at all.

01:00:19Mason Graham's a fine player.

01:00:21You're not nearly as good in the trenches.

01:00:22Ohio State, lay the 21.

01:00:24It's an absolute hammer spot.

01:00:25It's a route.

01:00:26It's a revenge game.

01:00:27It's day.

01:00:28Just take out some frustration, some anger.

01:00:30Not really a revenge game.

01:00:31Not really a revenge game.

01:00:33Just pound them.

01:00:34Absolutely pound them.

01:00:35Ohio State, big.

01:00:37That's your proper pick?

01:00:38Lay the 21.

01:00:39Yeah, lay the 21.

01:00:40Okay.

01:00:41I'm going to take Arkansas plus four and a half against Missouri.

01:00:44Sam Pittman, who I know, Brandon, you're not a gigantic fan of,

01:00:47but he came out this week and said that the way that Missouri beat them,

01:00:50which they killed them last year, that's a revenge game for them.

01:00:53And I just don't think Missouri's very good.

01:00:55I know that they keep getting ranked to kind of prop up the SEC,

01:00:57but I just think Arkansas covers a four and a half.

01:00:59And, Bluntman, I know you feel the same way.

01:01:01I just do not understand how Missouri just flirts around the top 25.

01:01:05Well, strengthen the SEC.

01:01:07That's all it is.

01:01:08That's the same thing why Illinois was ranked.

01:01:10That's what it is.

01:01:11Strengthen the SEC, yeah.

01:01:12Yeah, strengthen the SEC.

01:01:13Got to prop them up somehow.

01:01:15All right, let's move to the Uber One Top 12.

01:01:17Of course, behind the guys, it is the AP,

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01:01:55Okay, so the AP Top 25 is behind them.

01:01:58Let's unveil our communal Top 12, see how our playoff would look right now.

01:02:03So Tennessee, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Indiana, SMU, Georgia,

01:02:07and Penn State, Michigan in the first round, Oregon, Texas, Miami,

01:02:10and Arizona State.

01:02:12So Arizona State winning the Big 12 and getting that spot over Boise State.

01:02:16Anything, guys?

01:02:17Michigan in the playoff.

01:02:19Yeah.

01:02:20Wait a minute, what?

01:02:22Wait a second.

01:02:23I'm just reading this.

01:02:24What the fuck?

01:02:25How did that happen?

01:02:26That's crazy.

01:02:27Dave, where did you put Michigan?

01:02:29Dave might have had something to do with this.

01:02:32Six loss, Michigan in the playoff.

01:02:33Well, it's funny because I really do think you should only be judged

01:02:38on your last game.

01:02:40Oh, okay.

01:02:41So you put them at one, obviously.

01:02:44Casey, I think we could put, like, anything on these cards

01:02:47and you'd read it straight-faced.

01:02:50You read that Penn State, Michigan straight.

01:02:54Yeah, no, you're right.

01:02:55You're right.

01:02:56I'm just like, I don't know.

01:02:57I do the ad and then I do it and it didn't even register to me.

01:03:00I'm so Ron Burgess-y when it comes to that.

01:03:02That almost slipped right through without anybody even mentioning it.

01:03:06Yeah, our playoff doesn't even make sense.

01:03:07We don't have a G5 team.

01:03:09Well, when I looked at Arizona State, I was like, where's Boise State?

01:03:11And that's when I realized that we just don't have a G5 team at all.

01:03:13Yeah.

01:03:15All I'm saying is Michigan beats every impossible team.

01:03:19I think you've got to think about it.

01:03:20Defending champs, two-game win streak, three-game win streak, maybe.

01:03:25I mean, it's just not.

01:03:26We can't even talk about this bracket.

01:03:27Like, this is stupid.

01:03:29Other than that, anything else?

01:03:31No, it's a great show.

01:03:32No, honestly, if you put anything on these cards, I'll probably read it.

01:03:35Brandon, you doing okay?

01:03:37I'm fine.

01:03:38New day starts Monday.

01:03:40I'm scared.

01:03:41I'm scared for Saturday, but you know what?

01:03:42It's okay.

01:03:43We're going to make it through.

01:03:44We're going to make it through.

01:03:45All right.

01:03:46We'll see you guys next week for championship weekend.

01:03:48Brandon, what about a side bet?

01:03:49Who loses by more?

01:03:51Keeps it closer.

01:03:53Ooh.

01:03:54Ooh.

01:03:55I'm listening.

01:03:56You said side bet.

01:03:57Who keeps it closer, Dan?

01:03:58I'm listening.

01:03:59Oh, shit.

01:04:00Okay.

01:04:01This is good.

01:04:02I'm listening.

01:04:03After show.

01:04:04This is an after show moment.

01:04:05I have the stakes.

01:04:06I don't even know what your line is.

01:04:07I think Michigan keeps it close.

01:04:09What is your line?

01:04:10Ours is like 26.

01:04:11Yours is what?

01:04:1221?

01:04:1321.

01:04:1421.

01:04:15We'll come up with something.

01:04:16All right.

01:04:17We're still on the show.

01:04:18It's still recording.

01:04:19I know that, but I don't have it right now.

01:04:20I don't know what to come up with.

01:04:21We'll announce it when it is.

01:04:22Yeah.

01:04:23We'll come up with something.

01:04:25I think it's just gear.

01:04:27Gear?

01:04:28You got to wear Mississippi State gear.

01:04:30You got to wear Michigan.

01:04:31I love both of you.

01:04:33I love Mississippi State.

01:04:34That's not punishment to me.

01:04:36I don't think he would care that much either.

01:04:38How about he has...

01:04:39Is this brick watch thing going to be year to year,

01:04:42or is it over at one time?

01:04:43Ooh.

01:04:44Oh, shit.

01:04:45I won't do brick watch.

01:04:46I don't know what you're talking about.

01:04:47No, no, no.

01:04:48I mean your Ole Miss one.

01:04:49I want that over.

01:04:50I want it done.

01:04:51Okay.

01:04:54So, what do I get?

01:04:55I think you got to go head to toe Michigan.

01:04:57But I don't think he would care that much about that.

01:04:59He wouldn't care?

01:05:00He wears it by ear.

01:05:01Oh, okay.

01:05:02All right.

01:05:03Here's what you do.

01:05:04Here's what you do.

01:05:05Dave, if you keep it closer, brick watch is done.

01:05:10Yeah.

01:05:11If Dave keeps it closer, he's got to be my brick watch

01:05:15salesman for Michigan.

01:05:16I was going to say.

01:05:20Hold on.

01:05:21Hold on.

01:05:22Hold on, Dan.

01:05:23The last motherfucker you got to be your brick watch salesman

01:05:25doesn't do anything else.

01:05:26I have things to do.

01:05:27Well, I was going to say this is a hard part because I don't know.

01:05:30It kind of is a lose.

01:05:32Well, it's kind of a lose-lose.

01:05:34Not a lose-lose for you, Dave.

01:05:35But I was going to say, like, would you get 40K for a brick watch

01:05:39for Ole Miss?

01:05:41Yeah.

01:05:42You should just double it.

01:05:45To what?

01:05:46No, no, no.

01:05:47That hurts him more.

01:05:51So, it's either the brick watch is done or it's now 80.

01:05:54No, no, no, no.

01:05:58You let me give a similar 40K to Mississippi State and IL.

01:06:04I'll do whatever you want.

01:06:05That's still your fate.

01:06:06Wait.

01:06:07That's still in your fate.

01:06:08Right.

01:06:09No, that's what I get.

01:06:10Instead of Ole Miss.

01:06:11And then whatever you want.

01:06:12So, you would rather have the 40K to Mississippi State?

01:06:15I'd rather have us getting something to them finished.

01:06:17Okay.

01:06:18What?

01:06:19Whatever.

01:06:20The problem is, what can you offer me?

01:06:22Come up with something.

01:06:23Naming rights to West Point Stadium?

01:06:26Oh, my God.

01:06:28Oh, my God.

01:06:29I don't have that to give.

01:06:30Oh, my God.

01:06:31I don't have that to give.

01:06:32The Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge becomes a Dave Portnoy.

01:06:35I have naming rights on that.

01:06:37You have to name.

01:06:38The Brandon Walker Smoking Lounge has already been compromised

01:06:40with a Dave Portnoy stand-up.

01:06:42Oh, got you.

01:06:43Okay.

01:06:44You've got to come up with something that can benefit Dave.

01:06:48And it's not like the blood oath is already going on,

01:06:50so it's not like you can't ever talk about that.

01:06:52You already have that.

01:06:53I have honored that.

01:06:54I know.

01:06:55That's what I'm saying.

01:06:56I think the only thing Brandon can give Dave is his own embarrassment.

01:06:59I think that's about what you have to offer.

01:07:02At this point.

01:07:03I mean, you could give Dave every dollar of more cowbell

01:07:07Patreon goes to Michigan NIN.

01:07:09Nope.

01:07:10Nope.

01:07:11Nope.

01:07:12I'm out of here.

01:07:13I mean, imagine if I brought that to Larry Ellison.

01:07:16I got $43 from more cowbell.

01:07:21He said $43.

01:07:23So, I guess we got to figure it out.

01:07:26We got $240,046,000,000 now.

01:07:30I'll think of something.

01:07:32Okay.

01:07:33Well, Dave will think of something.

01:07:34We'll be back next week.

01:07:36We'll be back in the studio next week.

01:07:37We'll figure it out.

01:07:38Have a great holiday weekend, everybody.

01:07:40I mean, shit.

How Dave Portnoy Got The #1 QB To Commit To Michigan | Barstool College Football Show Week 14

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