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00:30Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show, week 12 of college football.
00:40We are back in studio.
00:41Dave is in person.
00:42We were in Oxford last week.
00:43That was pretty awesome, wasn't it?
00:44Awful place.
00:45Awful.
00:46You were awful.
00:47I was asking Dave.
00:48It smelled terrible.
00:49Creatures in the ground.
00:50Awful place.
00:51You were great, Brandon.
00:52I want to say that.
00:53Brandon was fantastic.
00:54Brandon played the heel so well.
00:55I was not playing the heel whatsoever.
00:58I was playing the baby face.
00:59You guys were playing the heel.
01:01It is officially the favorite college campus I've ever visited.
01:05I guess it shouldn't be shocking.
01:07A lot of people have said, got to go to the Grove, got to go to the Square.
01:10It was.
01:11People great.
01:12Brandon's cousin.
01:14It's like you meet people in life, families in life.
01:18She came up.
01:19We were eating Corner Square.
01:21Where did we eat?
01:22We were eating at City Grocery.
01:23City Grocery.
01:24City Grocery is amazing.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Renown restaurant.
01:27It's average at best.
01:28She tapped me on the shoulder.
01:29She said, I'm cousins with Brandon Walker.
01:32Lovely looking lady.
01:33She's like, I think she went to Ole Miss.
01:35And she's like, we have a spot at the Grove.
01:38And you see families.
01:39Like every family has the misfit in the one who's just outside the circle.
01:46That's Brandon.
01:47And I get why he would hate Ole Miss so much, because it is beautiful.
01:53Now I'll reserve judgment for you, Brandon.
01:55I haven't been to Mississippi State.
01:57You're not reserving judgment.
01:58You're already going to do the stupid ass shit that Ronan Caleb did.
02:02And he's going to say pink eye.
02:03And it's been five years.
02:04I've been there five years.
02:05You haven't gone to my place.
02:08And we go to this stupid ass place?
02:09Well, look at the teams.
02:12Mike Leach was alive two years ago.
02:13And we never went.
02:15We never went.
02:16We never one time went.
02:17We were getting close to going.
02:18We went to Michigan 38 times.
02:19We never went to Starbucks.
02:20Well, Michigan's the national champs.
02:21They're important games.
02:22And I said it to you.
02:24If they can get in an important game, we will go.
02:28They were in an important game this year.
02:30Which one?
02:31Important to me.
02:32Yeah.
02:33And they lost to Toledo at home?
02:36You know, you don't have to.
02:37Well, I'm just asking which one was important.
02:40And by the way, I'm not.
02:41I had your back last week.
02:42I wore a Georgia hat.
02:43And I bet on Georgia like an idiot.
02:44You guys told us we were lying for betting on Ole Miss.
02:46I was dumb.
02:47No, I said you were lying because of what you were telling those people.
02:49No, I said.
02:50You were telling people, oh my God, the Grove's so great.
02:52The Grove is great.
02:53The Grove was always muddy.
02:54It was real.
02:55The Grove is great.
02:56And that's the problem we have with this show.
02:58Sometimes we talk in euphemisms or over-the-top exaggerations.
03:02The Grove is that good.
03:03It is not.
03:04Ole Miss is that good.
03:05Yes, it is.
03:06We didn't even stop at a tent.
03:07You just walked through it one time.
03:08What are you talking about?
03:09I was in a tent.
03:10How long were you in a tent?
03:11A long.
03:12With that woman with the fake-ass eyelashes and stuff?
03:13Those are terrible fake people.
03:14Yeah.
03:15That's why she gave me a beer.
03:16She was very nice.
03:17What's wrong with fake eyelashes?
03:18The Grove was great.
03:19I mean, were we going to hang out there forever?
03:20No.
03:21Could you?
03:22Yes.
03:23You couldn't.
03:24It would be awful.
03:25I don't think the cameras know anything that he thinks that we do need to go to Starkville
03:28to give you a fair shot.
03:29It's been five years.
03:30Five years.
03:31Five years of my life.
03:32He hasn't gone to my school either.
03:33It happens.
03:34Five years of my life.
03:35I will say.
03:36Your school's a cult.
03:37My school has cowbells.
03:38It's beautiful.
03:39I will say.
03:40I can promise it's better than Starkville.
03:41I'm going to use a pizza analogy.
03:42Most of the time when everybody's like, this place is great, this place is great, this
03:44place is great for pizza, it ends up being great.
03:47That's Ole Miss.
03:48Most of the time, same thing.
03:49You're not going to like this pizza.
03:50You're not going to like this pizza.
03:52This pizza's bad.
03:54Usually they're right.
03:57That has been the sentiment from Mississippi State.
03:59But I will go taste the pizza.
04:02And I hope, I hope.
04:03You've had plenty of time to taste the pizza.
04:05I hope.
04:06You're not tasting the pizza.
04:07But if somebody, again, back to pizza.
04:10When people say it's great, great, great.
04:11We haven't left pizza yet.
04:12I say awesome.
04:13Put it on the list.
04:14We've got to get there.
04:15When people say this place stinks, stinks, stinks, it tends not to be top of mind.
04:18Brandon, take him to the guest room when we go to Starkville.
04:20He'll like it.
04:21We'll go to a way better restaurant.
04:22Two brothers.
04:23The guest room.
04:24Anthony's way better restaurant.
04:25Restaurant Tyler, right?
04:26Well, that's the guest room.
04:27The guest room.
04:28I thought they were two different places.
04:29They're the same thing.
04:30I'd like to get to Starkville.
04:31Ole Miss was amazing.
04:32It was.
04:33It was rainy.
04:34Did you see the creatures in the front row?
04:35They were creatures.
04:36Those two.
04:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:38I saw the two you were talking about.
04:39You said they looked like Mincy, and it was...
04:40You could see where he came from.
04:41By the way, we've got to say this about Mincy.
04:42He had his big moment where you allowed him on stage without a dump button, and he came
04:43with the under.
04:44Yeah, but I like the under.
04:45I like the under.
04:46I like the under.
04:47He had his big moment where you allowed him on stage without a dump button, and he came
04:52with the under.
04:53Yeah, but listen.
04:54He was right.
04:55Listen.
04:56I know, but just like, that's his moment to rile up the crowd, and he's like, I think
04:58the under's going to hit.
04:59You know what?
05:00Mincy walked in in his turf, said exactly what he was going to do, did what he said.
05:03He goes, I'm going to bet Ole Miss at 35-1, they're going to win the national championship,
05:07they're going to beat Georgia today, they're going to go down to 10-1, and I'm going to
05:12have that ticket.
05:13He sat up there with those googly eyes, and he did exactly what he said.
05:17So I wish I listened to him.
05:19That was a great-ass bet.
05:20It was.
05:21It was.
05:21What games are this week?
05:22OK, let's get right to them, Brandon.
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05:41Let's go to the ACC, which we know is kind of a mess now
05:44that Miami lost last week.
05:46Number 20, Clemson at Pitt.
05:47Clemson minus 10.
05:49The over-under at 53 and 1 half.
05:51Dave, I will start with you.
05:52We saw Clemson a couple weeks ago get embarrassed.
05:54They bounced back last week.
05:56Pitt now seven and two as well.
05:57Who are you taking?
05:58Seems like a lot of points to me.
06:00I'll take Pittsburgh at home.
06:02Miami, you referenced that loss.
06:04Fraudulent.
06:04I mean, just, they were fraudulent.
06:08They could have lost easily.
06:10They haven't played anybody that have no defense.
06:12So not really that surprising, I guess.
06:14I'll take Pittsburgh in the points.
06:16I'm going to take the over.
06:17Pittsburgh runs fast.
06:19Clemson, they're out.
06:21I mean, they need to basically win the ACC now.
06:25So they have to run the table.
06:26They also have to, they need some help.
06:27They need Miami to catch another loss.
06:29They need SMU to catch two losses, right?
06:32So their season might be over.
06:34They got to just hope and pray and put up a ton of points.
06:37So I'm going to take the over.
06:38And Brayden, we've talked about Clemson all year,
06:40about how it looked like after the Georgia loss.
06:41They got their offense rolling.
06:43Obviously did not continue.
06:46Do you think they can beat Pitt, though?
06:47Yeah, because there's a lot of teams in this country
06:49that are pretending right now.
06:50And for a while, Pitt was one of them.
06:51They got out to 7-0, but they were never real.
06:53They were always fake.
06:54Clemson's a much better football team
06:56with much better football players.
06:57Clemson, minus 10, is the pick.
06:59Yeah, I like Clemson in the over.
07:01Brayden said Pitt, they got exposed.
07:03I mean, they get smashed against SMU.
07:05They lose that right at home against Virginia.
07:07Give me Clemson.
07:08I like the over, too,
07:09because I think Clemson should dominate
07:10on the defensive line,
07:11but they'll score quite a bit as well.
07:13Pitt's got no defense.
07:14One of the interesting things that's going on
07:16in this year for college football
07:18is the teams like Clemson,
07:19the teams like Georgia, we'll see.
07:20We'll get to talk about that game.
07:22Those two teams, if they miss the playoff
07:25in a 12-team playoff,
07:27that feels way different
07:29than if they had a year where they finished ninth
07:31and they don't make the playoff
07:32and everyone's like, well, it's a four-team playoff.
07:35I'm not saying Dabo's seat is hot,
07:37but it's just a very different vibe
07:39if you're a Clemson or a Georgia
07:41and can't make a 12-team playoff.
07:42Well, especially for Dabo,
07:43because he's refusing to evolve
07:45with the transfer pool and NIL and all that,
07:47because it's like, okay,
07:48well, he won a couple of national titles.
07:49I don't think his seat is hot.
07:51I think that's what's gonna happen.
07:52He's gonna be forced to start getting with the times.
07:55I'm gonna take Clemson, too.
07:56I mean, I know it's a lot of points,
07:57but I just don't believe in Pitt.
07:58And, I mean, Clemson still does have a decent offense.
08:01I'm gonna take them with the points.
08:02Let's go to Kansas at BYU.
08:04BYU minus two and a half,
08:06the over-under at 56 and a half.
08:08Dan, BYU, I mean, barely beating Utah.
08:11Crazy into that game.
08:12Still undefeated.
08:13The Big 12, also a conference.
08:15It's kind of a mess.
08:16We don't necessarily know who's gonna go out there,
08:17but BYU, still undefeated right now.
08:19Yeah, so two things on this game.
08:20There are two teams in the Big 12.
08:23There's chaos in the Big 12,
08:24and it's because two teams that started really bad
08:27have started to look a lot better as the season has gone on.
08:30It's Houston and it's Kansas.
08:33And the second thing is,
08:34this line is basically screaming to take BYU.
08:37Everyone's gonna take BYU.
08:38Number six in the country, minus two and a half at home.
08:41I think this is where they trip up.
08:43I think Kansas wins this game.
08:44Brandon?
08:45And this is the biggest pretender
08:46in college football at BYU.
08:47They've tried to lose multiple times.
08:49They tried to lose to Utah, excuse me.
08:52Couldn't quite do it.
08:52They will lose to Kansas.
08:53Kansas outright to win this game.
08:55Dave?
08:57I felt anti-Semitic.
08:59How did that?
08:59They're Mormon, Dave.
09:01They got one Jewish player.
09:03They got one Jewish player.
09:05I'm sure there's some Jewish players on Kansas, maybe.
09:07I don't know.
09:08Probably not.
09:09BYU, we're selling a shirt.
09:12That's one Jewish player.
09:13Quarterback at BYU, BYU.
09:15Listen, I don't know where you're getting their frauds.
09:18I feel like they got a lot of quality wins.
09:21They have a win over SMU, which is a pretty good win.
09:23They have a blowout win over Kansas State.
09:25Good quality win.
09:26They also have the escape against Utah.
09:29And they have an escape against somebody else.
09:30Who was the other escape against?
09:32Oklahoma State.
09:33Awful football team.
09:34Yeah, they were like 10 point favorites
09:36and they only won by like three.
09:38Which is fine.
09:38At some point.
09:39And the Oklahoma State quarterback got hurt in that game.
09:41They still had like 20 seconds left.
09:43Some point, maybe a team's just got a special kind of magic.
09:46Yeah.
09:49BYU, BYU just got it.
09:51No, he's a big BYU fan.
09:54Who isn't?
09:54I like BYU.
09:55Listen, I think it's still one of the toughest places
09:59to play in the country, Provo.
10:01So I am gonna take BYU and see if they can keep it going.
10:07Ev?
10:08Yeah, I've been a BYU guy all year.
10:10I think you just, this is,
10:12they've been dodging landmines for weeks.
10:14I think this is probably the spot they get tripped up.
10:15Hey, maybe they win by one, two.
10:17You still cover, but I gotta take Kansas with the points.
10:19Just have to.
10:20Yeah, I'm taking Kansas with the points too.
10:21Love it.
10:22They should have lost last week.
10:24And I-
10:25The half doesn't scare you at home?
10:26Not all you guys take in Kansas.
10:27Okay.
10:29Go ahead, Blutman.
10:30What's your noise?
10:30Go ahead, Blutman, go ahead.
10:31Every line, every week for BYU,
10:33everyone's like, oh, that's a scary one.
10:36Well, that was scary last week.
10:37Yeah, but also last week they didn't cover.
10:39Every week they overcome the adversity.
10:42Listen, I'd have no problem if BYU won this game by one.
10:46Is that what we're calling it, special magic?
10:48Yeah, we are.
10:48BYU's special magic.
10:50Between Indiana and BYU, Blutman is ride or die.
10:54He's pretending.
10:55A&M has a triple player, by the way.
10:57Arizona, they beat by 100.
10:58They beat at Baylor.
11:00I'm sure people said at Baylor was a trip up game.
11:02It was.
11:03That was a landmine game.
11:04They did?
11:05They win that game.
11:06They kill Kansas State.
11:08They beat SMU at SMU.
11:10SMU's pretty good.
11:11They have a lot of quality wins.
11:12Are they?
11:14Well, you're into the thing now.
11:15SMU has a good record.
11:16The ACC's just bad.
11:17You're into the thing now, like everybody's bad.
11:19Who's good?
11:20No, I'm not into the thing that everybody's bad.
11:22I didn't say that.
11:23So who are your teams who are good?
11:24Well, Ohio State.
11:26Ohio State's good.
11:27And Oregon.
11:28Texas is good.
11:29Texas is good.
11:31Okay, can I keep going?
11:32Who did Texas beat?
11:33I don't like what I'm about to say.
11:34Ole Miss is good.
11:35I've never said.
11:37Who is Texas beat?
11:38Vanderbilt.
11:39They don't have a good record.
11:40That's it.
11:41But I'm going on hopes and dreams that Texas is good.
11:43I'm just, that's my opinion.
11:44Are you gonna say another team that's good?
11:47That is good?
11:48That you were wrong about?
11:50Who am I wrong about?
11:51Alabama?
11:51Yeah.
11:52Alabama?
11:53I was gonna get to Alabama.
11:54You guys stop me every time.
11:55You point it right in my face.
11:56Well, I had a problem about Texas.
11:58Well, Texas hasn't really proven anything yet.
12:00But they're fine.
12:01Whatever.
12:02Yes, Casey.
12:03What about Indiana?
12:04I don't know.
12:05I mean, Michigan brutalized them last week.
12:07They should have won the game.
12:07Michigan daddied them.
12:10All right, let's go to number one.
12:12Oregon at Wisconsin.
12:13Dan, Oregon minus 14,
12:14you have 152. I don't know why
12:15this game is on here.
12:16Well, they're the number one team in the country.
12:17Yeah.
12:18How are you feeling about it?
12:20Not good.
12:20I'm not gonna bet against my team.
12:22I'm gonna take Wisconsin plus 14.
12:24I'm hard at work fixing this program.
12:29You too?
12:29Yeah.
12:30Brandon, you better get hard at work too.
12:31I'm harder at work than him.
12:32I got to.
12:34I'm not gonna repair relationships
12:34because of this motherfucker.
12:35George is probably the easiest one
12:37to get hard at work.
12:38Yeah, you give him a bucket of apples.
12:40Bucket of apples.
12:41That's what I'm gonna use, a bucket of apples.
12:43Yeah, that's the NIL.
12:44Give him eggs.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Give him eggs.
12:46I am hard at work trying to fix.
12:50I believe in Luke Fickle.
12:52This is obviously, Oregon's way better than Wisconsin.
12:56Who knows?
12:57Maybe we keep it close.
12:58I'm not gonna bet against my team.
12:59I just feel like Oregon is due
13:00kind of a sleepwalking game.
13:02And maybe that's just me being stupid.
13:04Maybe they go in here and win by 50.
13:06I like Wisconsin plus 14.
13:08Here's the other thing.
13:09The only other thing I can say
13:10about this game in the plus 14,
13:13Oregon is a little bit of a gentle lover
13:15in the fact that when the game's over,
13:17they kind of,
13:17the game's over. They're not trying
13:18to kill anybody.
13:19Yeah, and they also haven't been
13:20like those old Chip Kelly, Oregon teams.
13:22They score 50.
13:23And going for two.
13:23Yeah.
13:24No, they're a gentle lover.
13:25And he's also doing fake punts
13:27when they're up by a million points too, though.
13:28Yeah, but he doesn't,
13:29I bet on Oregon on a couple of the big spreads
13:33even the Purdue game.
13:34Yeah, they kind of just take a little bit
13:35of the foot off the gas.
13:36It's like 38-14 type, 31 type.
13:38I'm going to take Oregon
13:39because Wisconsin's horrible.
13:41But it,
13:42The same record as you, just so you know.
13:45Hands up.
13:45We're really bad this year.
13:47All right.
13:49Oregon, these big spreads,
13:51they haven't been overly impressive.
13:53So I don't have utmost confidence in it,
13:55but I'll still take Oregon.
13:56I'm taking Oregon.
13:57I mean, I understand it's 14 points.
13:58I still think that they are absolutely 14 points
14:00better than Wisconsin.
14:01I do think that Dan Lanning is trying to do,
14:03not necessarily style points
14:04by any stretch of the imagination,
14:05but it's not like he's just sitting back.
14:06I mean, again, he's done things throughout the year
14:09that said he wants to make a statement.
14:11Ev, do you take Oregon or Wisconsin?
14:13I hate the game from a betting standpoint.
14:15Give me the over, over 52.
14:17Okay.
14:18A big one for Colorado,
14:19Utah at number 17, Colorado,
14:21Colorado minus 11 and a half,
14:23the over under at 46 and a half.
14:25Brandon, Colorado right now,
14:27rolling seven and two,
14:28an absolute path to the Big 12 Championship.
14:30We saw Utah get let down in the Holy War last week
14:33against BYU.
14:34As we've mentioned, who are you taking?
14:36Yeah, I'm going to take Colorado for two reasons.
14:39They're rolling as well as they've rolled
14:41in a long, long, long time.
14:42Number two is I don't like where Utah's head's at.
14:45They had a big lead against their rival at home.
14:47They blew it.
14:48Their AD goes out, embarrasses himself.
14:50He's fine.
14:51They're whining about the officials.
14:53They're bitching about the officials
14:54and they gave up a big lead in the second half.
14:57Couldn't score a point in the second half.
14:58Now they're going to go on the road,
14:59try to keep up with this team.
15:01Fourth quarterback too.
15:02Fourth quarterback?
15:03Yeah, their third quarterback got hurt.
15:05I'm with Brandon.
15:06Also, Travis Hunter is the Heisman.
15:10Could be true.
15:11Could be true.
15:12Could be true.
15:13Do you have a vote?
15:14I don't have a vote.
15:14It's a big game for him as a Heisman.
15:16Huge.
15:17Because Colorado, I feel like,
15:18hasn't been in many of these double-digit favorite spots.
15:22They've been in close games, Big 12's close.
15:24This is one-
15:25Nationally televised early.
15:26You gotta hope they hang a 40 spot or something.
15:28I'll take Colorado, but I don't love it
15:30just because, like I said,
15:31I don't recall them as double-digit favorites that much,
15:35but I'll take them.
15:36Dion has them rolling.
15:37Dion has them rolling.
15:39This fourth string quarterback, whoever it is,
15:41what's the name?
15:42Well, they're going back to Isaac Wilson's.
15:43Oh, they are?
15:44Okay, so Zach Wilson's brother.
15:45So back to the second.
15:46Yeah, I think their fourth is Sam Hort.
15:48Okay, so Isaac Wilson is his name?
15:52Was he benched or did he get hurt?
15:53He benched.
15:54Oh, good.
15:55Isaac Wilson, this is a message to you.
15:59Isaac Wilson, I want you to hear this.
16:00I want you to hear this right now.
16:02People don't believe in you,
16:04and they don't think that you can throw it
16:05to Travis Hunter's way.
16:07So you need to throw it to Travis Hunter's way all day long.
16:10You're definitely a pick six away from maybe sealing it.
16:12Test him.
16:13A pick six touchdown game.
16:14Unless, like I said-
16:15Test him, Isaac Wilson.
16:16Test him.
16:17Dylan Gabriel goes and spanks Ohio twice.
16:20That would hurt you.
16:21That would hurt a lot.
16:22Cam Ward, I mean, he still had a really good game,
16:24but Miami losing last week.
16:25We were watching that on the plane on the way home.
16:28Enormous for that.
16:29I'm going to take Colorado.
16:30I absolutely love it.
16:32Ev, who are you taking?
16:33I mean, I almost feel like I have to go against it
16:35for the sweep, but I feel like it's a tough game
16:37for Utah to get off the mat.
16:38Give me Utah, fuck it.
16:39There you go.
16:40Just for the sake of the graphic.
16:42Just for the graphic.
16:42That's a team player, team player.
16:44All right, this slate isn't that great on paper,
16:47but we obviously have a big one in the SEC.
16:48Number seven, Tennessee at number 12, Georgia.
16:51Georgia minus 10 and a half.
16:53The over under at 48.
16:55Brandon, Georgia losing to Ole Miss last week.
16:58Obviously a big shocker.
16:59Tennessee though, eight and one.
17:01Who are you taking?
17:02I mean, I don't think there's ever been a buy-in spot
17:05better than this for a team as good as Georgia.
17:07Like, Tennessee's got the quarterback questions.
17:09Does Nikko have a concussion?
17:11I believe the running back Dylan Sampson's
17:13got some things going on.
17:14What does Georgia have to do for you
17:15not to be sold on Georgia?
17:17They went on the road.
17:18They lost to a very good Ole Miss team.
17:20They're coming back.
17:21They're playing a Tennessee team
17:22who doesn't have a great offense.
17:23I think they're back against the wall right now.
17:25They went on the road.
17:26They beat Texas.
17:27They beat second half against Alabama.
17:28It's in there somewhere.
17:29It's now or never.
17:30It's now or never.
17:31I don't think they're missing the 12-team playoff.
17:33I think with their resume, with the schedule they've had,
17:36as long as they win this one,
17:37they're gonna get in the playoff, no problem.
17:38But they gotta win this one.
17:40I like Georgia in this spot.
17:41And, well, I'll save the other half for later.
17:43Dave?
17:45I mean, you take out the Texas game,
17:47which we don't know what to make of them,
17:48and Georgia has been pedestrian, right?
17:50They lose to Bama.
17:52They lose to Ole Miss.
17:53Kind of get dominated by Ole Miss.
17:56Could've lost to Kentucky.
17:57So, the quarterback stinks.
18:00He shouldn't have an arm sleeve like that.
18:02It's showing.
18:03Nope, agreed.
18:04Too much eye black.
18:05This isn't, this game proves nothing to me.
18:09I don't think either of these teams
18:11are gonna make a run at the national championship.
18:13You got Georgia.
18:14You got guys celebrating with the other team after they win.
18:17I'm gonna take Tennessee,
18:19but that is because I'm not sold on Georgia.
18:23And, Dan, we talked about this last week,
18:24but Carson Beck just has been
18:26an absolute letdown for them.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Like, he just, I mean, like we said, he stinks.
18:29No faith in him.
18:30But Nico obviously banged up, too.
18:33Listen, I think Nico could be a good quarterback eventually.
18:36I also think that this, even if he plays in this game,
18:39it's gonna be a big, big struggle.
18:40I'm gonna take the under in this game.
18:42Under 48.
18:43Tennessee's defense is very good.
18:44It's one of the best in the country.
18:45Yeah, their defensive line will give Carson Beck fits.
18:49Shout out that one guy I said, like, three weeks ago
18:51that Carson Beck struggles under pressure,
18:53and then he tried to show me a clip
18:54of him not struggling under pressure,
18:56and every single moment he's been under pressure,
18:58he's sucked since.
18:59So I'll take the under 48.
19:01Yeah, I'm taking Tennessee plus 10 and a half.
19:03I think it's too many points
19:04for the way Georgia has been playing.
19:05Obviously, a big game for the SEC race,
19:07and, Brandon, we've talked about this a lot.
19:08The SEC race for the college football playoff
19:11is kind of a mess at the moment.
19:13Yeah, there could be six 10 and two teams.
19:15That could be what we're headed for.
19:17If Georgia wins this, and then A&M beats Texas at the end,
19:22there will be six 10 and two teams in the SEC.
19:23And then there's a three loss team
19:26that could beat half of them.
19:26South Carolina?
19:27Yeah.
19:28And has been.
19:29A zero win SEC team.
19:32Why?
19:33Why?
19:33Why?
19:34What's good?
19:35Who do you guys have left?
19:36Hold on, hold on, hold on.
19:37What good does that serve right now?
19:40I haven't said a thing about Michigan's
19:41overrated ass right now.
19:42I haven't said anything about Michigan.
19:43It just clears up the conference.
19:45It doesn't clear up the conference.
19:46We weren't talking about the bottom of the conference.
19:48We're struggling right now.
19:48We're trying to put some things together.
19:49We're trying to get some law and order in the SEC.
19:52You've skipped a whole bunch of teams.
19:53Who do you have left?
19:54We have Missouri, and then we have Ole Miss.
19:56You could beat Missouri at home.
19:57I know.
19:58Yeah, you could beat Missouri.
19:59You could beat Missouri.
20:00You could beat Missouri.
20:00Do it for America.
20:01Do it for America.
20:02Lubman hates Missouri.
20:03Like as much as he loves Indiana and BYU,
20:04he hates Missouri.
20:05And USC.
20:06When's the last time you guys have gone winless
20:08in the conference?
20:09Not in my lifetime.
20:10At least for the last 15 years.
20:14You're 16 years old.
20:17Not in a while.
20:18I think maybe the 80s.
20:20You don't know?
20:22I don't know.
20:23We've had a good run for the last 30 years.
20:25It's been a really good run.
20:26You guys were ranked number one in 2014.
20:28Number one in the country.
20:29Went to an SEC championship game in the 90s.
20:3298, lost to Tennessee.
20:33National champs.
20:34Peyton Manning.
20:35Got a bad holding call again.
20:35Oh no, not Peyton Manning.
20:36Peerless Price.
20:37What's the vibe like in Starkville for a home game?
20:40What the fuck are you doing?
20:42When we're good, the vibe is second to none.
20:46It's not good.
20:47It's bad.
20:48I gotta get down there and fix some things.
20:49So you're on the recruiting trail too?
20:52I don't have the war chest these two have,
20:55but I gotta figure out a way to figure out
20:57how to get some players in there.
20:58Have you had those conversations?
21:00With myself, yes.
21:02I mean, do you want me to throw out the idea?
21:05Why not?
21:07Dave, I want you to hear this side.
21:08I think you should let Brandon bring back more Cowbell.
21:13My Mississippi State podcast you wouldn't let me have.
21:14Patreon, and all the money goes to the NIL.
21:17So he can do the more Cowbell podcast,
21:22Patreon, it'll only be Mississippi State,
21:25and anyone who pays for that,
21:27all the money goes to the NIL.
21:28Sure.
21:29There we go.
21:30Bang.
21:31Wow.
21:31There we go.
21:32That was easy.
21:33That was easy.
21:34Let's go.
21:35Subscribe to the Patreon.
21:36Subscribe to the Patreon.
21:36How much do you charge on Patreon?
21:38It'd be like five bucks a month.
21:39Five bucks a month.
21:39Yeah, but people know that if you get the content,
21:42it's going straight to the NIL.
21:44I love that.
21:45I'm not keeping any money.
21:46Yeah.
21:48He's not keeping a dollar.
21:49That's pretty good.
21:50Yeah.
21:51He won't, I mean.
21:52So more Cowbell's back.
21:52We're all getting in the NIL again.
21:54He should get to be in the NIL.
21:55I didn't know we had more Cowbell.
21:57Wait a second.
21:58Yeah.
21:58Three years ago you wouldn't let me do
21:59my Mississippi State podcast.
22:00I honestly don't remember.
22:01Yeah.
22:02But it's perfect for behind the Patreon
22:04because it's going to be like.
22:05If I'm just putting how my brain thinks now,
22:10how maybe I thought back then,
22:12it's like what a colossal waste of time
22:15and your talents to be doing a Mississippi State podcast.
22:19I got plenty of talents.
22:20For 27 people.
22:22No, it's going to be like a thousand.
22:24A thousand, five bucks a month.
22:25That's $5,000.
22:26So that's the only thing I can think back then.
22:29It's like, do we really want you spending time on that?
22:32But now this is NIL.
22:33We want SEC team podcast.
22:36Are you texting the boys saying more Cowbell's back?
22:39Do you have co-hosts on that?
22:40Who are the boys?
22:41Oh, I'm bringing a co-host.
22:42He's good.
22:44But does he have to?
22:45Yeah, no, every dollar has to go to the NIL.
22:47Can you imagine if this podcast was going right now,
22:50how depressing that would be?
22:51Yeah.
22:52But listen, sometimes people have to hear the truth.
22:54Right.
22:55And I'll tell them the truth.
22:56And also the whole premise behind it is
22:57you pay for this podcast
22:59and you will be helping get it better.
23:01Yeah, I'm going to get like the ankle of a placeholder.
23:06Oh.
23:07Are you calling Bucky Irving?
23:08No, it's fine, it's fine.
23:09Don't worry about it.
23:10Imagine doing the week seven preview.
23:11All right, we're catching 38 against Texas.
23:15You're going to have to subscribe.
23:16You're going to have to pay for the patron
23:18so you can hear it.
23:18Hey, Jake, Jake, Jake.
23:20I'm going to hear it.
23:21I'm going to hear it.
23:21I'm totally going to hear it.
23:22Me and you.
23:23More Cowbell podcast.
23:24Ready?
23:25Calum, it's for the NIL.
23:28I don't know, but Dave just told me I can do it.
23:30NIL.
23:32We're back, we're back, baby.
23:35I actually did hear somebody on the other end of that call.
23:37Yeah, I heard it too.
23:39He said, how do you want to do it?
23:41So when does it start, Brandon?
23:43Tomorrow.
23:44We'll figure it out.
23:45We'll figure it out.
23:46Are you going to get a gigantic check
23:47like Mincy did at Ole Miss to give to the girls?
23:49I'll do, I'll figure it all out.
23:51Okay.
23:52Brandon Walker is in the NIL game.
23:54I'm back.
23:55Shouting from the mountaintops.
23:56Mincy's cranking up the brick watches again too.
23:58They like that 40, 40 grand.
24:00Yeah.
24:02Just everybody's in the NIL game now.
24:04Okay.
24:05Can I just, the 40 grand, right?
24:06It was, so they were,
24:08you were going to give a thousand per watch?
24:10Yeah.
24:10These whole 40 watches?
24:11Yeah.
24:12That's kind of underperforming, don't you think?
24:1440 grand?
24:15That's just, I don't know if you'd give me that deal.
24:18No, that's not.
24:18I would've sold 250.
24:20I would've sold 250.
24:22Watches?
24:22Yeah.
24:23I would've sold 250.
24:24Yeah, right.
24:25I would've sold 250 watches.
24:26Say you'll do that too then.
24:27I can sell his stanky ass watches.
24:29Listen, I know how the brick watch sales have gone.
24:3240 was impressive.
24:34It's hard to move, hard to move weight.
24:37Those things are not hot merch.
24:40But Mincy sold 40.
24:42All right, let's go to Powerade trivia
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25:00It takes more.
25:02Brandon Walker, your trivia.
25:06Do you need to change it now or something?
25:08I'm going to need social channels.
25:09I'm going to need all these.
25:10Okay.
25:11This is why it probably was.
25:13Everybody relax.
25:14I've got this beautiful, delicious.
25:16You just got to make it something that's like,
25:18it's just kind of like a you
25:19and like a dark secret kind of thing.
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22With your guys.
25:23You're a little cult.
25:24It needs to be like a little cult.
25:25Yeah, Brandon, you're good.
25:26You're a cult leader now.
25:27Slow it because he could take that away.
25:29Why would you do that?
25:30Because you're like,
25:31if you're starting to say like social.
25:32You think I want to stop working hard for you?
25:33I'm going to keep working.
25:34No, no, no.
25:35But here's the thing is like,
25:36if you have like Katie Stats running social for that.
25:39I'm not having Katie Stats.
25:39Like that.
25:41Don't do that to that woman.
25:41Just keep it, you know.
25:43I'm drinking.
25:44It's a word of mouth podcast.
25:46By the way.
25:46It's a word of mouth podcast.
25:47Here's the thing though.
25:48If he did have her working on it,
25:49she would never snitch on him anyway.
25:50Yeah, but it's a word of mouth podcast.
25:53I'm having the delicious mountain berry glass.
25:55Here is your power age trivia question for the week.
25:58Now that Indiana is 10 and 0,
26:02only two teams remain.
26:03There are two power four teams in this country
26:05who have never had a 10 win regular season.
26:08Only two teams remain.
26:10One's easy.
26:11One was Indiana.
26:12There were three.
26:13Indiana's gone now.
26:14One is easy.
26:14Two remain.
26:15What are those two teams?
26:16One is easy.
26:17Well, I've asked for two, not one.
26:20What, this one is easy.
26:22What is the?
26:23Yeah, that's what I would have guessed.
26:24What is the?
26:28Vanderbilt.
26:28Kansas definitely won one with Mangini.
26:30I had one of them.
26:31Texas Tech with Lee.
26:32Vanderbilt is correct.
26:34What is the conference of the second one?
26:37Because I have a sneaky thought in my head,
26:39but I don't.
26:40They are currently in the Big 12 Conference.
26:44The Big 12 Conference.
26:47They are currently in the Big 12 Conference.
26:49Blupman, do you know it?
26:50Is?
26:51Don't say it.
26:53Is it?
26:54Say something.
26:55You said don't say anything.
26:57I said don't say it.
26:59Do you know it?
27:00I'm thinking.
27:01Okay, cool.
27:01I think I know it.
27:02What is it?
27:03Write it down.
27:05I think I might know it.
27:10I have a guess.
27:11No, they have.
27:12I don't think so.
27:12I think they won nine with Campbell.
27:15The answer is Vanderbilt and Iowa State.
27:18Oh.
27:19Because Kansas won with Mangino.
27:21Texas Tech won obviously with Leach.
27:23Yep.
27:23Baylor's been good.
27:24Iowa State got close.
27:25Yeah.
27:26I guess I never.
27:27Oh, did Arizona?
27:28I would have actually probably guessed Arizona.
27:30Yeah, they had one a couple years ago.
27:31Did Arizona?
27:32When did Arizona win 10?
27:33That's what I just, that was my guess, was Arizona.
27:35In the 90s, right?
27:36I didn't.
27:37One big game.
27:38In the 90s, right?
27:39I didn't think about Arizona.
27:40I would have guessed Arizona.
27:41I thought Arizona was down.
27:42They had one big season, yeah.
27:43Arizona State with Plummer.
27:44They went to the Rose Bowl.
27:45Yeah, yeah.
27:46Yeah, no, you can pretty much hit every team
27:49and be like, oh, that was that one season.
27:50But Iowa State, they are not good.
27:53No.
27:54Campbell got them to nine.
27:56They might do it this year.
27:57Well, they could.
27:58They might have.
27:59They have to win out.
28:00They're seven and two.
28:01They might.
28:01Who do they have left?
28:02It's not gonna be the easiest thing.
28:03West Virginia?
28:04Yeah.
28:05They're playing.
28:06I don't know.
28:07That was before two years ago, right?
28:09Didn't they just get to their first 10 win?
28:10Yeah, like two years ago?
28:11Okay.
28:12All right, so there's your question.
28:13It's crazy that Indiana did it 10 and 0.
28:15Like, to get to your first 10 win season, 10 and 0?
28:18It's crazy.
28:18Nuts.
28:19All right, let's go to you.
28:20It's also because this new format.
28:23Yeah, of course.
28:23You're avoiding a lot of big.
28:25Well, and also the new format of Curt Cignetti did the,
28:28I think this will become a trend in college football
28:31where guys won't leave until they have a loaded roster
28:35that's ready to leave with them.
28:36He left JMU and took 15 guys with him.
28:39So it's like, you can have instant success.
28:41Like Fickle, I wish Fickle,
28:43Fickle left the year after Cincinnati, not the year,
28:47you know, like if he left in 2021,
28:48he would have been able to take some guys with him.
28:50You think Cignetti will be at Indiana for long?
28:52I don't know.
28:53I hope so.
28:54I hope so too.
28:55I want him to be,
28:58someone might offer him so much money.
29:00Indiana has a lot of money though.
29:01Indiana has a lot of money, but here's the thing.
29:04The problem is how college football is going to work
29:08is everyone's going to get,
29:09all these college programs are going to get a salary cap.
29:12So it's going to be like $20 million,
29:13I think is what it is.
29:15And if you're at a basketball and football school,
29:19you don't get as much money
29:20because they want to send it on basketball.
29:22So like a Kansas is going to struggle because in football,
29:25because basketball costs a lot of money.
29:28And in basketball, like you can build a roster
29:32$7 million, $8 million.
29:34So that cuts into it.
29:35I also, as far as Cignetti goes,
29:36I don't think there's going to be a lot of jobs open
29:37this year.
29:38No, I don't either.
29:39I actually don't know if any.
29:40It's a very quiet year, yeah.
29:41What if they beat Ohio State?
29:44I don't know what job was going to be,
29:45what job is going to be?
29:46You don't think Ryan Day would get fired
29:47if they don't make it to the Big 10 championship?
29:49I don't think Ohio State would.
29:50Do you think he'd just take his job?
29:51The only way there's going to be a big job,
29:53the only way there's going to be a big job open,
29:55I don't think it's going to be firing.
29:56I think it's going to be one of these guys going to the NFL.
29:58Dan Lennon, come coach the Bears.
30:00Interesting timing on the Dan Lennon stuff.
30:02Yeah, come coach the Bears, Dan Lennon.
30:03NFL stuff coming out this week.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Kind of weird game at Wisconsin.
30:08Come coach the Bears, Dan Lennon.
30:09Interesting timing.
30:11You can use the golf simulator.
30:13Blutman from the clouds.
30:14It's just,
30:17it's Groundhog Day with you and the Bears.
30:20This is a college football show.
30:22I'm not going to ask you for a show.
30:24We have the NFL show tomorrow.
30:25This is a different day,
30:26different dollar. This is a college football show.
30:27My new head coach, new quarterback.
30:30Mississippi State hasn't won a game in the SEC this year.
30:33That's a funny problem.
30:36It is true.
30:37I fear for the NFL show tomorrow.
30:39I fear that it'll be hard for Dan,
30:41but we'll all survive.
30:42It's been a tough week.
30:43It's been a tough week.
30:44I had kidney stones because of them.
30:46How are you feeling?
30:47I'm okay, but it was because of them.
30:49Fair.
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31:16All right, Spidey, if you can come on in here.
31:19We're building it out.
31:20So who, so Ev is out this week.
31:22So Dan, we'll start with you.
31:24I'm going Kansas.
31:25We talked about this game.
31:26I'm taking Kansas plus two and a half.
31:27Kansas plus two and a half, all right.
31:29If it comes down to me, oh boy.
31:33This has hit once.
31:35I like being the last though
31:37because there's a good chance it won't come back.
31:39Our unnecessary roughness parlay has hit four times.
31:41Yeah, that's crazy.
31:42Which is wild.
31:43Okay, Brandon.
31:44I don't think LSU is very good.
31:46I like this pick.
31:47I like Florida plus four and a half in the Swamp.
31:49Is DJ Lagway going to play?
31:50I believe he's going to try.
31:51Okay.
31:52Blutman, is he going to play?
31:54He tried last week.
31:55He'll try this week, I guess.
31:57We'll just always try.
31:58Is he going to play was the question.
31:59I don't know.
32:00All they say is he's going to give it the go.
32:02I think he's going to play.
32:03Okay, I know Dylan Riola is a little bit banged up,
32:06but Nebraska plus nine against USC.
32:07USC is just horrible.
32:09They came out with the violations this week,
32:11which to me, and I understand like
32:12there's some rules are broken,
32:13but it's very clear to me that this is like a,
32:15hey, we want Lincoln Riley out of here.
32:16Let's start trying to find a reason to fire him with cause.
32:19I like Nebraska plus nine.
32:21And then Dave.
32:22San Jose State.
32:24Nash.
32:25Nick Nash.
32:26Boise, I think they can bite them and beat them.
32:2813 and a half.
32:29Learn the name Nick Nash, Dave.
32:32Nick Nash.
32:32Nick Nash.
32:33Let me just read.
32:34Let me, let me, let me read a couple of stat lines
32:37for you from Nick Nash.
32:39The odds are plus 1282.
32:42Here's a couple, here's a couple of games for you Dave.
32:45Here's a couple of games that Nick Nash has put up this year.
32:4817 catches, 225 yards, three touchdowns,
32:5216 catches, 152 yards, two touchdowns,
32:5610 catches, 170 yards, two touchdowns.
32:59The guy is awesome.
33:00Former quarterback.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Nick Nash.
33:03Nick Nash.
33:04Nick Nash, okay.
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33:35Dave, your dog of the week.
33:38Kind of stole my thunder on this
33:40because I wasn't planning on talking about it off the top,
33:43but it's gotta be the king of the south, Ben Mintz.
33:46He had an absolute week.
33:50Just D-A-W-G.
33:52He has bragged about how brilliant Oxford is
33:56since he's been here.
33:57It lived up to the hype.
33:58He had me shaking hands, kissing babies, met the mayor.
34:02Then he goes out and says,
34:04take Ole Miss to win the national title.
34:06We're gonna beat Georgia
34:08and then we're gonna be 10 to one, they're 35.
34:10Everything he did was on point.
34:12Never had more credibility and he's on top of the world.
34:15He texted me after, he said, thank you.
34:17I've had the time of my life.
34:19I have to pinch myself, but yeah,
34:22the man is truly the king of the south right now.
34:24So thank you for the great week, Mintzy.
34:27Nine.
34:29Nine.
34:30What's that?
34:31Yeah, I still don't understand.
34:32He's been doing this and I'm, am I a dumb person?
34:34I don't know what this means.
34:35March 9th, 2025?
34:38Yeah.
34:38That's what it is?
34:39Yeah.
34:40March 9th.
34:41Is that when Mintzy's contract is up?
34:43No, it's not.
34:45His contract's up.
34:46March 9th, 2025.
34:51March the 9th.
34:52Yeah, March 9th, 2025.
34:54We have a counter if you want to go visit the website.
34:57It counts down the days and hours and minutes.
35:00So why are you bringing this up
35:01every time Mintz is mentioned?
35:03Because if he leaves, that's why.
35:03Why in the motherfuck do you think?
35:05Yeah, if he leaves, that's why.
35:10Mintz did have, like when we were in the bus,
35:12I think Austin asked him like,
35:13Mintz, if people don't,
35:14because it was pouring rain, he was like,
35:16if people don't show up to this school,
35:17where would you rank it in your failures at Barstool?
35:19And the list that he started listing,
35:21like the amount of failures Mintz has had, you just.
35:23It was a great week for Ben Mintz, it really was.
35:26And Ole Miss, congratulations to Lane Kiffin.
35:28The Rebs, hotty toddy.
35:30It was a great week.
35:31Yeah, then I'll just go ahead.
35:32I'm going to do Jackson Dart as my dog of the week.
35:35I don't know what you're doing.
35:36They're not good people.
35:39Hey, Dan, we were on the plane
35:41on the way back to Chicago afterwards.
35:42Jackson gets hurt.
35:44Their backup coach scores an incredible touchdown drive.
35:47But Jackson comes back out.
35:48He had the left ankle.
35:49He went into the locker room.
35:50He was limping.
35:51He refused to come out of the game.
35:52They end up winning 28-10.
35:53That's a dog.
35:54That is a dog.
35:55Jackson Dart, my dog of the week.
35:58Dan?
35:59Okay, mine is a bad dog.
36:00It's that fucking loser, Brian Kelly.
36:02This guy is the biggest loser in the world.
36:04He is, he goes to LSU to win a national title,
36:09which you can do at LSU
36:11because the last three coaches there have all done it.
36:14He leaves Notre Dame.
36:15Notre Dame's going to be in the playoff.
36:17LSU's going to be out of the playoff.
36:18And that clip, I don't know if everyone saw it here,
36:21where he complained to the ref
36:23for Bama blitzing eight with 17 seconds left.
36:27While he had his starters in trying to score a touchdown,
36:31he is a fucking loser.
36:32He literally complained to the ref.
36:35He's like, they're blitzing eight.
36:36He had his starters in trying to score a touchdown.
36:39Bama was in their second streak.
36:41Did you see that clip, Wyman?
36:42Yeah, it was the most urgency he showed all game.
36:45It was crazy.
36:45I don't understand the concept.
36:47Why is he complaining to the ref?
36:48To the ref.
36:49I know, because he's a loser.
36:50He's a dog in there.
36:52Complaining to the ref.
36:52The fake Tiger Omar Bradley was bad vibes.
36:55I love-
36:56I don't know who would ever want to go to LSU.
36:58That program is in debacle.
37:00And I love, I love LSU,
37:03and I love the people of Baton Rouge,
37:04and I like, everything about that school is incredible.
37:08Brian Kelly's a loser.
37:09Get that loser out of there.
37:11Doesn't honor Coach Kelly.
37:12Yeah, but it's not going to be long.
37:13They got the number one quarterback in the country
37:15coming to them next year, so it shouldn't be long.
37:17Well, that's tentative.
37:18Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
37:20So, whose high school coach was, right?
37:22Yeah, how is that legal?
37:24Okay, whatever, whatever.
37:26Brayden, who's your dog of the week?
37:28You know, you used your dog correctly.
37:29You didn't try to make a statement or a joke
37:31like these two buffoons over here.
37:33Mine wasn't a joke.
37:33Mine wasn't a joke.
37:34I'm going to use my,
37:35I'm going to use mine the right way as well,
37:38because when you talk about a dog,
37:40I'm going to talk about Fran Brown at Syracuse.
37:42Yeah.
37:43Because Fran Brown gets up there
37:44and they ask him about, you know,
37:45what's it like losing everything, or what's it,
37:47I don't even know what they asked him.
37:48All I know is he said,
37:50his answer eventually got around to taking a shower
37:52and soap, and he does not shower
37:53because losers don't deserve soap after they lose.
37:56Losers don't deserve to be clean.
37:58Correct.
37:59I feel like he has this backwards.
38:01Loser, you need to wash the loss off of you?
38:03You wash the loss off, and if you win,
38:05you keep your lucky underwear on.
38:06That's your winning state.
38:07Yeah.
38:08Well, he, according to him,
38:10losers don't deserve to be clean.
38:12And that's a fucking dog.
38:13Then you smell, it's like, man, we got to win because.
38:16That's a dog mentality.
38:17Yeah, true.
38:17Nobody wants to be around you until you win.
38:19That's disgusting.
38:21Okay, Ev, your dog?
38:22We talked about it already.
38:23Mine is Kansas.
38:24I have this, I love this BYU team,
38:25but you play with fire,
38:26eventually you're going to get burnt.
38:28Kansas is playing really good football.
38:29Jalen Daniels is playing really well.
38:31And I think we kind of forgot
38:32because they had a rough start to the year.
38:33Lance Leipold, very good coach.
38:35Yeah, very good coach.
38:36Play with fire, you're going to get burnt.
38:38Maybe they win a close game,
38:39but I think Kansas upsets them, unfortunately.
38:42Wrote them off pretty early,
38:43understandably, at the beginning of the season.
38:45Okay, it's time for Proper Picks,
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38:48I will send it over to you, Dan.
38:49Let's take a look at the standings.
38:51Brandon and Dan are four and seven.
38:54Dave, four and six.
38:55Ev, five and six.
38:55And I'm nine, one, and one.
38:57Amazing.
39:00I thought that LSU-Alabama over the way that game started,
39:03I was like, I'm a genius.
39:05I knew it was a loser before it started.
39:08Because in the bus, I heard you say,
39:11in my head, someone explained to me
39:13how this game doesn't possibly go over.
39:14Yeah, and did you see the beginning?
39:15Yeah, it was fire.
39:16It was just, yeah.
39:17But those states, like the Indiana, Michigan.
39:20Yeah, yeah, no, that was a lightning bolt.
39:21You called that correctly.
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40:05My proper pick is going to be Texas-Arkansas
40:08over 57 and a half.
40:10I think Texas has to figure some shit out.
40:14That trick play they ran,
40:15that misdirection was so fucking cool.
40:17Sark still got that in his bag.
40:19Sam Pittman, he's probably gone.
40:23I guess that's a job that's open.
40:24Maybe, I don't know.
40:25He might have saved himself too, though.
40:26They're five and four, if they were to stay.
40:28And who do they go get?
40:29I guess they could rehire Bobby Petrino as the head coach.
40:32He feels like a retired guy, not get fired guy.
40:34That's possible.
40:35Like, I'm retiring.
40:37Would they take Bobby Petrino
40:39and give him the promotion back to head coach?
40:41I don't think so.
40:42They should.
40:43That would be so embarrassing.
40:44It would be so funny.
40:44But would it be?
40:46I think so.
40:47It'd be embarrassing for us, we'd laugh at it,
40:48but I don't think Arkansas fans
40:49would think it was embarrassing.
40:50They're not bright.
40:51Okay, Brandon, your proper pick?
40:53Dan actually said it during,
40:54when we did this game earlier,
40:55but this is my proper pick.
40:57It's Tennessee and Georgia under 48 and a half.
41:00Georgia's offense isn't very good,
41:02and we saw it get dominated.
41:04That offensive line got dominated against Ole Miss.
41:05Tennessee's defense is one of the only defenses
41:07in the SEC as good as Ole Miss,
41:08or at least close to Ole Miss.
41:10Tennessee's defense is excellent.
41:11Their offense is nowhere near as good as Ole Miss.
41:13I feel like this is like a 17-7 ball game.
41:16I like under 48 and a half for Tennessee and Georgia.
41:18Dave?
41:21I almost feel like a square here doing it,
41:23but South Carolina's been playing great.
41:24I think Missouri stinks.
41:26Also, I think Missouri's starter is officially out.
41:30Yeah, so it's Drew Prine again.
41:32Yeah, I just-
41:32Missouri's so bad.
41:34I am not sold on Missouri at all.
41:35I think South Carolina rolls them, South Carolina.
41:38South Carolina's playing really good football.
41:40I did like Missouri head coach Eli Drinkwitz
41:44after the game being like,
41:45we're still alive in the college football playoff.
41:47And it was just like, what?
41:48Oh, yes, technically, yeah, you are, technically.
41:51But both of their losses, they were fucking killed.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Embarrassed.
41:55Okay, Ev, your proper pick?
41:56Mine's Tulane, mine is seven.
41:57This is the G5 sleeping giant
41:59that's been rolling people.
42:00Their only two losses were close Kansas State,
42:02close Oklahoma early in the year.
42:04Really, really good.
42:05Navy's kind of gotten exposed.
42:06I think Tulane goes in Navy and just rolls them over.
42:09Tulane, mine is seven.
42:10So we already talked about this game in the preview.
42:12I'm taking Colorado minus 11 and a half versus Utah.
42:14Utah starting a quarterback that's already been benched.
42:17They have just absolutely, probably no emotion left
42:19after losing the Holy War.
42:20Meanwhile, Colorado, you see Dion all week
42:22saying nobody can beat us.
42:23Travis Hunter is going for the Heisman.
42:25Chador's playing out of his mind.
42:26I think Colorado's gonna absolutely roll them.
42:28And the Big 12 is just very interesting.
42:30So I believe in Colorado 100%.
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43:01What is going on?
43:02We're taping this at night,
43:05which by the way, when this comes out,
43:06when does this go out?
43:08Tomorrow night.
43:09So Dave's here because we hired John Gruden,
43:11which is incredible.
43:12Hired John Gruden, casual.
43:14Everyone will know it by the time this comes out.
43:16So we're taping it at night.
43:18Dave and I, at the exact same time,
43:19I don't know if you can get us that clip,
43:21we both looked at Mr. Ice's game
43:24at the exact same time, independent,
43:26and looked at each other with the same look,
43:29because I didn't know he was looking at it,
43:30he didn't know I was looking at it,
43:32but we both sighed and we're like,
43:33well, we know what we're looking at.
43:34How bad is it?
43:35It's zero, zero, five.
43:36It's Mr. Ice every, quite literally,
43:39every three, three, one, one, one, one.
43:42That was Mr. Ice, zero, zero.
43:45I had no idea he was looking at it,
43:46and I just looked up and we both sighed.
43:48It was just like, oh, come on.
43:49It was the exact same thing?
43:51It was just shame.
43:53I'm ashamed to know Mr. Ice.
43:55How many has he won this year?
43:56He's awful.
43:57Oh my God.
43:58He's not just losing it.
43:58It's that, it's zero, zero, every,
44:00there's no goals ever.
44:02Has he hit one?
44:03Yeah, he's hit a couple.
44:04He's like three and like 50.
44:06Oh, Elio.
44:07I put in the bet and then I look at the game
44:10and it's one, nothing in the third period.
44:12He's being outscored 3,042 this season.
44:17He is getting one out of the rink.
44:20I went to look at it at the same time as you guys did.
44:23Always zero, zero.
44:25And every other game has goals.
44:27Yeah, I went to look at it in the game right below.
44:29Three, three overtime.
44:30You said three, three.
44:31Like most nights, it's like seven, four, nine, six.
44:34There's goals everywhere.
44:35It's literally every other game around and goals.
44:38I know.
44:39Anytime I do like a long ad read
44:40and I see you guys all pick up your phones normally,
44:42it's right back down.
44:43Everybody reacted at the exact same time.
44:44Yeah, I mean, he just, and he texts us the pick
44:47and I put it in because I love the guy,
44:50but it's testing the love.
44:52Of a loser.
44:53It's testing the love.
44:55Poor Elio.
44:56Okay, so obviously the guy-
44:57Poor Elio, poor us.
44:58Poor us.
44:59No, I feel bad, but he's just such a nice guy.
45:00I understand him, but poor us.
45:02But you're listening to him.
45:03So it's whose fault is it really?
45:05Like whose fault is it at this point?
45:06I'll still listen to him.
45:07I'll ride with him to the gates of hell.
45:08Oh, he sends it in a private group chat.
45:10We have no choice.
45:12Gotta support your guy no matter what.
45:13If you get the text in a private group chat,
45:15you have to take it.
45:16That's true.
45:17That's why this guy over here fucked me
45:18when he gave me Syracuse in the common court
45:20to provide picks.
45:21Yeah, that was bad for everyone.
45:25Guy come in and the game's already turned three picks.
45:29That was a bad performance.
45:31He had three pick sixes, actually, I believe.
45:33There were bad, deflected pick sixes.
45:36It was at the bottom of the-
45:36I can't wait to watch that.
45:37It was so good.
45:38It was the exact same time out of the corner of my eye.
45:41Okay, so we obviously do our communal top 12 now
45:44because the college football playoff is out.
45:46So they've been doing it.
45:47So we have ours and we have our bracket as well.
45:49So if we could go ahead and unveil
45:52what it would look like,
45:53obviously the number next to it on the right
45:54is what they're actually ranked,
45:55but then this is what our current playoff picture
45:58would look like.
45:58Okay.
46:02I did some work for SMU there.
46:04Yeah, the thing about this, which I get,
46:07and it's not really, it's kind of crazy mentally
46:13for me to accept the two of the buys are SMU and BYU.
46:16That like, that bothers me.
46:18That's gonna change.
46:19They shouldn't be-
46:20They're gonna change.
46:21Yeah, the whole thing,
46:23like my whole thing with the 14 playoff was like,
46:24you at least should have had enough spots for the power five
46:27because obviously if you win your conference,
46:28you should be rewarded.
46:29But to give them automatic buys is crazy.
46:32We're saying they won't.
46:33I don't know how it works.
46:34Why won't they?
46:35No, they will this year.
46:36They're saying eventually it'll change
46:37because they're gonna look at it and say like,
46:38you can't have BYU and SMU
46:40just because they won the big 12 in the ACC
46:42when you've got these other teams.
46:43Like, oh, by the way,
46:44the number five spot is exactly where you want to be.
46:47Yeah, yeah.
46:48This is the Notre Dame spot.
46:49They made that for Notre Dame.
46:51Where did you guys have Texas ranked?
46:53I haven't met three.
46:54I haven't met six.
46:55I don't know why Texas,
46:57why, what part of Texas's resume is better than Penn State's?
47:00So, well, I mean, Texas, Penn State,
47:03everybody shits on Indiana and I shit on Indiana.
47:05I have Indiana higher than Texas.
47:06I shit on Indiana a lot too,
47:07but Texas doesn't have a real resume.
47:09Penn State doesn't really have a resume.
47:10But Texas and Penn State's resume is the same.
47:12Yeah, it is.
47:13They don't have any like incredible wins.
47:16It's based on their preseason ranking.
47:17That's all it's based on.
47:18It's basically just not the big tennis one through four.
47:20Just to throw them in there,
47:22the only one that doesn't have two losses.
47:23Right, well, the SEC is, like we've said,
47:26is they all have at least one loss right now.
47:28So you have to look at that,
47:29or at least one loss in the conference.
47:30So I pose this question on Pick'Em
47:31and I want to know what Brandon's take is,
47:34and Casey and Nev.
47:36Mostly me, though.
47:37No, no, no, I want to know all your guys' take,
47:38and actually Blutman.
47:40If we have the chaos scenario,
47:43let's say Texas runs the table,
47:45but then Tennessee loses to Georgia.
47:47Sure.
47:49It will be Texas with one loss,
47:50and then there'll be a bunch of SEC teams with two losses.
47:53That two loss SEC team loses
47:55in the SEC Championship to Texas.
47:57Do they get penalized?
47:58So what I've heard is Sankey,
48:00the most powerful man in college football,
48:02is working behind the scenes to make sure
48:04that the SEC team who loses
48:05will not be punished in that scenario.
48:07Because they will have three losses.
48:08They'll have three losses, yeah.
48:09I think Sankey's gonna take care of that SEC team,
48:12whoever it is.
48:13Okay, so that means the two loss team
48:15will then get screwed.
48:15Well, there's other trouble afoot here.
48:17What?
48:18All the tiebreakers.
48:19The way the tiebreakers are set up now,
48:20if LSU wins out, they're in good shape.
48:22Yeah, yeah, it could be Alabama-LSU again.
48:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:26To answer your question, Dan,
48:26we talked about this on Unnecessary Roughness.
48:28I mean, I understand Sankey is the most powerful man,
48:30but it depends on how they lose.
48:31If they lose like LSU lost to Georgia
48:33a couple years ago, fuck that.
48:34Like, you cannot get your dicks kicked in
48:37in the SEC Championship with three losses.
48:39Now, if it's a really, really close game,
48:41and it comes down to the end,
48:42then I can understand that,
48:43but you can't get embarrassed in the SEC Championship
48:45and get rewarded for it.
48:46I'll also say this,
48:47and people said it before the playoff,
48:49and I'll say it now.
48:50There is a school of thought,
48:52and I subscribe to it.
48:54I don't necessarily want to hear Team 12
48:57complain versus, like, Team 13 or whatever.
49:00Like, you can now earn your way off that bubble
49:05by playing well.
49:06So, like, you know, when you look at a 14 playoff,
49:09Team 4 and 5, like Florida State,
49:11legit gripe last year.
49:13When you're arguing now 12 and 13.
49:15Two and three losses, yeah.
49:17Yeah, maybe you have a gripe,
49:19but you have plenty of time to fix that.
49:22Well, then there's also the question, though, too,
49:24like, when you look at, like,
49:25if Indiana plays close and loses to Ohio State,
49:27then you have an 11 and one Indiana
49:29versus a two loss SEC team.
49:31If they play Ohio State close,
49:32I think they'll be empty.
49:34I mean, what about a scenario
49:35where BYU goes undefeated,
49:36they lose to Colorado by one in the Big 12 Championship?
49:38I think that'll be two teams.
49:39I think you have to put both in, right?
49:40Yeah, you have to put two teams in.
49:41And so then, yeah, then you drop an SEC team out,
49:43or potentially, I mean.
49:45I mean, we always do the disaster scenarios.
49:47It will probably work itself out.
49:49Always, sometimes works itself out.
49:50But there'll be like,
49:51I mean, there'll be something that we don't see coming.
49:53It will be Georgia beats Tennessee,
49:56and then Georgia loses to Georgia Tech
49:57in the last week of the season.
49:58And who's ever complaining, though,
50:00I'll violin music.
50:01It's like, you had your chances during the season.
50:03I don't care about a three loss team
50:05losing the playoffs. Yes, correct, right.
50:07I mean, I know we already talked about it, though,
50:08but like Missouri, if they do have two losses,
50:10obviously they stink,
50:11but then could they gripe at all?
50:13No, because their two losses
50:14were absolutely terrible. So bad.
50:16Yeah. Okay.
50:17All their wins are terrible.
50:18Yeah.
50:19Yeah, no, listen, I hate Missouri too, but.
50:21Okay, all right, so we'll be.
50:22Also, y'all already told me to beat Missouri.
50:24Mississippi State's beat Missouri.
50:25Oh, that's right, that's right.
50:26Yeah, you're gonna beat Missouri.
50:27You'll take care of it. Can you take care of that?
50:27Yeah, I got that.
50:28For us, please.
50:29Take care of that.
50:30Anything else?
50:31That's it.
50:32That's it, okay.
50:33So we'll be back in studio next week.
50:35I mean, college football season's coming to a,
50:37not an end, but the regular season.
50:38Brandon, go ahead, put it back up
50:39for everybody to see.
50:40I'm good, I'm good.
50:422025.
50:42All right, we'll see you next week.
50:44All right, good show, guys.