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00:30Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show, week nine of college football.
00:40We're back in the studio.
00:41We've been on the road for the last two weeks.
00:43High five.
00:44I don't know if you were raising your hand or not.
00:45We were in Dallas for the Red River shootout.
00:47We were in Indiana for Indiana-Nebraska.
00:48We are back.
00:49Boys, how are you feeling?
00:50Good.
00:51Good.
00:52Good.
00:53Tired.
00:54Tired.
00:55Tired.
00:56Tired.
00:57You know, we do a million shows here, and you kind of go over a bunch of stuff and sometimes
01:02repeat yourself, but every now and then there'll be something said that I have to, like, re-say
01:08or be like, this was good enough that it needs to be on every platform.
01:12And what Dave said on Pick'Em needs to be re-said, because even for him, the spin zone
01:20is like the clip.
01:23I just thought to play the clip.
01:25If Ohio State beats Michigan this year, which I think they probably will, I mean, I guess
01:32crazier things have happened.
01:34It's not the same when one team beats another team and the other team is down.
01:39Like we're down.
01:42That doesn't count the same when you're both up and undefeated.
01:47There is almost weirdly better if Ohio State lost to us this year.
01:53Oh, this is a-
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:56Because it's like, it's only when the lights are on and the chips are in the middle is
02:02when they suck.
02:03They're the big team who can beat us when we stink, beat us when we're good.
02:08Yeah, I think most Ohio State fans would agree that they should probably try to lose to Michigan
02:15this year.
02:16It would be at least they're not cowards.
02:19So yeah, I mean, it does stop me in my tracks.
02:23It was just, it's an incredible spin zone.
02:26I mean, Ev, if you're worth the salt, like if your program means anything, you would
02:33probably lose to Michigan this year because it's better than being, like Dave said, like
02:37a bully against a bad Michigan team.
02:40Just lose the game.
02:41Throw some balls, man.
02:42He preemptively took our cookies before we could even take them.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Also, if you think I haven't noticed lately, notice no crown this week Celtics hat on.
02:50Convene.
02:52I'm traveling.
02:53I'm traveling.
02:54I'm traveling.
02:55I'm traveling.
02:56Listen.
02:57Listen.
02:58I listened to the clip.
03:01I think there's some real logic to the clip.
03:05The bottom line, people get these reputations all the time in sports like, great, you're
03:09great in the regular season.
03:10You can't win a big game.
03:12You can't win it when it matters.
03:14They lose the Oregon big game.
03:16Anytime Michigan is good, they lose it.
03:19That's a classic bully.
03:21Pick on teams who aren't good or bad, and then when you find somebody who maybe can
03:25stand up to you, you fold like a tent, and that's a horrible reputation.
03:29Michigan, by all accounts, we're not going to be able to put up much of a fight this
03:33year.
03:34We don't seem very good, but it's true, Ev.
03:37You got to admit, not maybe the other part, but who cares if you beat us this year?
03:42Who cares?
03:43Oh, no, we care.
03:44We're going to beat the shit out of you, and we're going to love every second.
03:47Who cares?
03:48I don't care.
03:49We're going to bully you.
03:50You're going to get bullied.
03:51You can't do it when they're good, so it's like, you got to look like a bully, yeah.
03:57I don't know.
03:58If I were you, Ev, I wouldn't want to win that game.
04:02Then at least it's like, oh, we don't choke.
04:05We're not cowards.
04:06It's like, yeah, it doesn't matter if they're good or bad.
04:10We're not that.
04:11We play to our strengths or weaknesses, but it's not like we get scared.
04:16We're just sometimes not good.
04:18It's so pathetic and embarrassing of a spin zone that it kind of makes sense.
04:21It makes perfect sense.
04:22It kind of makes sense.
04:23Yeah.
04:24And it also made sense up to until he said they should want to lose, like when he was
04:27like, yeah, you're going to beat us.
04:28We know we're bad.
04:29Like, OK, I can get behind them.
04:30No, they should want to lose, though, because it does.
04:32It makes perfect sense.
04:33If you win this game, everyone's like, well, you're just a bully who picks on the when
04:37Michigan stinks.
04:38That's when you can only win.
04:39If they lose, then they just, Ohio State just kind of stinks.
04:41Well, and it's also like, no shit, we're going to beat Michigan this year.
04:44They're bad.
04:45Why are you guys letting him get away?
04:46It almost devalues all our wins.
04:47Why are you letting him get away with this shit?
04:48It's a good point.
04:49It almost devalues all our wins.
04:50If we win this year, if we win this year, it almost devalues the importance of the other
04:58ones.
04:59We're going to pummel you.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Ev, I don't think that Ohio State should want to lose, but Michigan does, like, they're
05:04assed.
05:05No, no, no, but hold on.
05:06They are assed.
05:07We told Dave that the whole year, and he fought back on it, he wore a crown, he said, we're
05:11good, we're good.
05:12Well, no, I got to fight as much as I can.
05:15That was the first time he fully conceded that they're just going to lose.
05:18It took losing to Illinois for him to actually say that.
05:20Yes, that was the first time he did it.
05:21Yeah, I saw it coming.
05:22I mean, we got no quarterback, half our team left, we got no coach, I'm on the phone lines
05:27burning up the recruit line.
05:29Listen, we're bad.
05:30When we're bad, we're bad, we're bad this year.
05:33Nobody can deny, like, it's not as fun to win when your arch rival is like, yeah, well,
05:39we suck.
05:40Big deal.
05:41Like, we're not a playoff team.
05:43That's always fun.
05:44Ten feet under sucks.
05:47It's also fun.
05:48Beating your rival, no matter how bad they are, is always going to be best.
05:51I know.
05:52I love when my rival sucks.
05:53But if you had, if you could have, if you could pick which one, is it you win, like,
05:59you go undefeated and your rival is also really fucking good, or you go undefeated and your
06:04rival stinks?
06:05You absolutely take your rivals really far.
06:06I don't know.
06:07Absolutely.
06:08100%.
06:09Little Hyder State already lost?
06:10No.
06:11They already lost.
06:12You guys are lying.
06:14You guys are idiots.
06:15Yeah.
06:16That's stupid.
06:17You can enjoy the whole season when your rival sucks.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20You want, you want to crush them to a level, like, if your rival is undefeated going into
06:24a big game against, like, you're both undefeated, that is a devastation that is nowhere near.
06:30That's true.
06:31It's six of one, half dozen.
06:32No, no, no, no.
06:33I think you lost.
06:34No, it is.
06:35You're talking about Walker.
06:36I'm not even, like, I'm not going to be mad when we lose.
06:38I expect to lose.
06:39You want your opponent to be crushed.
06:42Brandon.
06:43Brandon, hold on a second.
06:44You're so off on this part of it.
06:45Obviously, Dave's spin zone is crazy.
06:47Whatever.
06:48I'm having fun with it.
06:49But you're so off on this part of it.
06:51If I told you, let's say, like, college football playoff last year, four teams, at the end
06:56of the season, you play the Egg Bowl, Ole Miss is undefeated, and you knock them off, that's
07:03so much better than them losing to Vanderbilt or Kentucky halfway through the season.
07:07Watching them go two and two would also be fucking great.
07:09No.
07:10Not even close to the same thing.
07:11That's so bad.
07:12And especially Brandon.
07:13You're going to watch that back and be bad.
07:15No, I'll double down.
07:17I will say this, that, like, going into Thanksgiving weekend, if A&M has a way to knock Texas out
07:22of the playoff, that's a way better feeling.
07:24Knowing you're going to kick the shit out of your rival feels good the whole year.
07:27Oh, he's an Ohio State fan, then, because he's a Bullie.
07:30Yeah, that, exactly.
07:31He fucked that Brandon.
07:33This is what he needs.
07:34He needs the confidence to be like, thank God Michigan's not good.
07:38And we're not.
07:39We can't beat anybody.
07:40We lost that game with five, six losses.
07:42We're already on to next season.
07:43Honestly, we are.
07:44So, we're like, all right, Ohio State, beat us.
07:47We don't care.
07:48When it matters, when we have something to play for, we're going to punch you in the
07:52nose and you're going to bleed like you always do.
07:55This year, we stink.
07:56Anybody can beat us.
07:58I was going to ask, Ev, when you saw Dave tweet in the middle of the day on Saturday
08:02afternoon that Michigan was going to lose it, he's coming to save the day, what was
08:05your thought?
08:06Did you even see that?
08:07Yeah.
08:08Well, we had talked, there's some things I was sworn to secrecy about that I won't talk
08:12about, but.
08:13Okay.
08:14Does that make you nervous?
08:15No, just that he conceded already.
08:17Him at the beginning, I don't know if the camera, I'm sure the camera got it, I smiled
08:20big when he said, yeah, we're going to lose.
08:22By all accounts, we're not going to be able to put up much of a fight this year.
08:26We don't seem very good.
08:27Because the fact that he's admitting it before, he's like, oh, they beat USC.
08:31He's like, oh, maybe we'll go do the show.
08:33They lose to Washington.
08:34They lose to Illinois.
08:35And they lose to Illinois bad, not just lose.
08:37They get pounded by Illinois.
08:38They are a true.
08:39Let me, let me tell you something about it was boring time.
08:43It was total time.
08:44They all stink.
08:45All of them.
08:46Let me tell you something about the Dave Bortnite brand.
08:48For those who haven't figured it out for the last 20 years, I will ride or die with my
08:52guys who have proven success until I just can't anymore, whether that's Mack Jones or,
08:58or this Michigan team coming off NASA championship, but I'm no dummy.
09:02Like I have eyes.
09:03I'm watching this team.
09:04They're terrible.
09:05They're terrible.
09:06They're terrible.
09:07Don't throw that forward pass.
09:08Did he just say he'll ride or die?
09:09I should be congratulating him.
09:10Do they lose?
09:11No, they can't anymore.
09:12What?
09:13No.
09:14They can't anymore.
09:15He'll ride or die until they die.
09:17Dave will ride or die for a while and then when he's done, he's done.
09:22Like Mack Jones, he, Mack Jones was bad for a while and Dave was still riding.
09:26I mean, on the NFL show, he was.
09:28And I knew he was bad.
09:29And he, and he hasn't really done this until this week.
09:32You know what I mean?
09:33Like he kind of was still holding out hope, but he knows.
09:36Yeah.
09:37He was arguing that Mack Jones was a pro bowler for far too long, but he won't ride or die.
09:40He will ride until they die.
09:41He will ride.
09:42And then he will jump off right before they die.
09:46So he's not dying.
09:47He opens up the back door and it jumps out of the car and then the car goes into a meeting.
09:53Yeah.
09:54He's not going down.
09:55He's jumping off.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Yeah.
09:58L-mine Louise.
09:59When they go off the cliff, I roll out the side right as they go.
10:04It's right.
10:05That's really what it is.
10:06And week eight of college football is when he rolled out.
10:09Like after that Michigan loss, he was like, I'm out of here.
10:12Yeah.
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10:32We've got the records here.
10:34Let's just go right into, I mean, so we can look at it here, Brandon, you've been picking
10:38better than this.
10:39I must say on unnecessary roughness.
10:40I feel like you've been picking better than that.
10:41I mean, it's all about the numbers are what the numbers are.
10:45No, I, I know they are, but I'm just saying like, it's surprising, like you've been on
10:48unnecessary roughness.
10:49I feel like you have been on fire.
10:50So get it together together.
10:54Let's go Washington at number 13, Indiana, Indiana minus six and a half, the over under
10:58at 53 and a half.
10:59We were there last week, an unbelievable atmosphere, Indiana, obviously undefeated, kicked the
11:03everliving shit out of Nebraska.
11:05I mean, it just wasn't even close from start to finish.
11:08Curtis Rourke is out like, and Liam for two weeks, right?
11:12Darcy.
11:13He's out this week, out next week.
11:14Then he's probable for the Michigan game.
11:16Tell me the injury again.
11:18Nail bed surgery.
11:19Nail bed surgery.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Wait, what?
11:23Who are they playing next week?
11:24Is that Michigan state?
11:25Oh, they're going to lose on the road.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Against the child's room.
11:28Nail beds.
11:29Do you like that?
11:30He just loses his nail off.
11:31His nail was in the Nebraska defender's helmet.
11:32Oh, how do you have?
11:33You have to have surgery on that?
11:34You have surgery.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm no doctor.
11:37I think it's his thumb, right?
11:38Isn't it his thumb?
11:39Yeah, it's off his thumb.
11:40Well, no, it makes complete sense, but like, how do you have, like, do they put like a
11:41fake, like a whole fake nail?
11:43Who knows?
11:44I don't know.
11:45There'd be no way to know.
11:46I feel like Liam would be the one.
11:47No way.
11:48No, I'm no doctor, Casey.
11:49How would we possibly know?
11:50Yeah.
11:51Trace, Trace Jackson Davis's brother's playing now?
11:53Taven Jackson.
11:54Nice.
11:55Taven Jackson.
11:56Basketball player?
11:57Yeah, his brother.
11:58Huh.
11:59Yeah.
12:00I like that.
12:01I like that.
12:02I like that.
12:03I like that.
12:04I like that.
12:05I like that.
12:06He was at Indiana.
12:07He's as close to an Indiana legend for not really doing enough because Indiana basketball
12:09has been down, but like, he was at Indiana forever, was really good.
12:13Now his brother's got to pick up the slack and win this game.
12:16Goddamn.
12:17That's crazy.
12:18Okay.
12:19Yeah.
12:20So, Dan, I'll start with you.
12:21I mean, no Curtis Rourke, but Indiana, like we said, I mean, they just bullied Nebraska.
12:25Washington's just kind of quiet.
12:26I mean, they're four and three, not anything special.
12:28What do you expect to happen?
12:29Yeah, I'm going to take Indiana, I think.
12:33Yeah, I'm going to take Indiana.
12:34I don't love this pick.
12:35Obviously, the Curtis Rourke, he's been playing great football, but I just do, I do believe
12:39in Kurt Cignetti.
12:40He's proven that, you know, the whole quote when he got there, you know, all I do is win.
12:45Just Google me.
12:46I think they win this game.
12:47I think they're going to lose to Michigan State next week at Michigan State and then
12:51probably lose to Ohio State and that will probably be the Indiana season, but I'm sticking
12:55with them for one more week.
12:57Dave.
12:58So, I was on the wrong side.
13:00I had a great time in Bloomington last week.
13:02They rolled out the red carpet.
13:04Great, great vibes.
13:06Perfect day.
13:07ESPN's now going there this week, so they're rolling.
13:09They got everything going.
13:12I feel like when I flip-flop, I always lose, meaning I took Nebraska, got smoked, and now
13:18if I jump on them, I'll lose.
13:19I think Washington's a little bit better than people give it credit for, maybe.
13:23I don't know.
13:25I can't pick my nose.
13:28I'll take Washington, but I have no idea.
13:30Brandon?
13:31Backup quarterback for Indiana.
13:34A quarterback for Washington who's not very good.
13:37I think the defenses will rule today.
13:39Give me under 53 and a half.
13:41Is Trace Jackson Davis's brother good?
13:44Taven Jackson.
13:45No, I know.
13:46It said Trace Jackson Davis's brother.
13:47Taven Jackson.
13:48How big is that guy?
13:49But he's not.
13:50He's not Taven Jackson yet.
13:51He hasn't done anything.
13:52That's his name.
13:53He's TJD's brother.
13:54But it says Taven Jackson in the program.
13:56He's not that yet.
13:57How tall is he?
13:58Who's Indiana's quarterback?
13:59He's 6'4".
14:00Trace Jackson Davis's brother, right?
14:016'4".
14:02Yes.
14:03Taven Jackson, Trace Jackson Davis's brother.
14:04His brother was like 6'9", wasn't he?
14:05Yeah, he's tall.
14:06He plays for the Warriors.
14:07Yeah, Taven's confident.
14:08I think he's grown a lot since last year.
14:09He looked good in the Nebraska game, but Nebraska was a corpse.
14:10It was what it is.
14:11Wait, when did he get in the Nebraska game?
14:12He played almost the whole second half.
14:13Yeah, Curtis was out.
14:14He threw a really nice touchdown to the bottom side of the field.
14:15Had a good touch on ball.
14:16And he's a good runner.
14:17He's a good runner.
14:18He's a good runner.
14:19He's a good runner.
14:28All right, I'm going to take back what I said about Indiana and Michigan State, too.
14:29I think they can win that game.
14:30They're not going to beat Ohio State.
14:31I'm definitely afraid of that game.
14:32Yeah, no.
14:33That game, I had that circled as that's a spot.
14:34Well, I mean, you're the big Indiana guy this year.
14:35You've been on them from the beginning.
14:36Are you nervous at all about this game?
14:37I'm not nervous about this game.
14:38I'm nervous about next week.
14:39I don't think Washington's very good.
14:40I don't think Will Rogers is that good of a quarterback.
14:41I'm not worried.
14:42I think that Indiana's defense will be able to carry things in their offense.
14:43They have so many good playmakers outside.
14:44Like, Rourke's really a pro-level player.
14:45He's a pro-level player.
14:47They'll be fine without him for the week.
14:48It's the Michigan State game on the road against, well, a coach team that I'm scared of before
14:49the Michigan-Ohio State games.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I'm scared of, but 11-1 Indiana.
14:52Sorry, Brandon.
14:53It was 9-1 Indiana all offseason.
14:54Now it's 11-1 Indiana.
14:55So his take all offseason was to go to Michigan State.
14:56Yeah.
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16:13Texas minus 19, the over-under at 53.
16:15Texas just gets embarrassed last week by Georgia.
16:18Dan, I'll start with you.
16:19I mean, we've seen Vanderbilt obviously play some great games,
16:22beating Alabama this year.
16:23Texas just could not do anything against Georgia last week.
16:27What do you expect to see?
16:28Yeah, I think I'm going to take Vanderbilt plus 19.
16:31I don't – I mean, I don't love it.
16:34But Texas, that was a welcome to the SEC where the big boys play kind of night
16:42in Austin.
16:43They're licking their wounds a little bit.
16:45I don't think Texas is as bad as they looked.
16:47I don't think – they're still a good team.
16:49But, yeah, I'm going to take Vanderbilt.
16:51It's just too many points.
16:52And Vanderbilt's like – what are they scared of at this point?
16:54Diego Pavia isn't scared of anything.
16:56No.
16:57That guy has swag.
16:58He is a Johnny Manziel light junior or light or junior.
17:03But he just – he's not scared.
17:04So he's not scared of the moment and not scared of Texas.
17:06And, Brandon, we saw Sark take Quinn Ewers out, put Arch in.
17:10And we talked a lot about this, but it wasn't a Quinn Ewers problem.
17:12That offensive line couldn't stop anything against Georgia.
17:15And, I mean, obviously it's Georgia's defensive front.
17:17Do you think Vanderbilt can cause those same problems for Texas?
17:20Not those same problems, but they'll cause enough problems that 19 is
17:23a ridiculous number because in the SEC – and I'm familiar with teams
17:27at the very, very bottom of the SEC.
17:29These big spreads, these 19, 20, 30-point spreads,
17:32they're tough to cover.
17:33The transfer portal and the NIL has evened out the rosters a little bit.
17:36I don't think – I don't know how many teams have covered these big spreads
17:40in the SEC this year, and I don't think it's happening here
17:42because Vanderbilt has had a couple of off games.
17:44They lost to Georgia State.
17:45They didn't look good against Ball State.
17:47But those are games they're not getting up for.
17:48Alabama, Virginia Tech, they got up for them.
17:50They played very well.
17:51Vanderbilt plus 19.
17:52Okay.
17:53Dave?
17:54Don't forget Kentucky.
17:55They beat Kentucky.
17:56Kentucky is my mortal lock at Kentucky at night,
17:59which I don't think is easy.
18:00Listen, no team has cost me more money and altered my view
18:05of college football this season, and Domino affected me more than Vanderbilt.
18:10I put in a bet that I've never done in college,
18:14like a can't-lose-parlay-type Dan thing, and I had Alabama.
18:18They lose outright to Vandy.
18:20Then I took Kentucky the next week.
18:22They beat them again.
18:24I'm now on Vandy.
18:26They move the ball with ease, and it's the quarterback.
18:30He throws all angles.
18:31So they'll probably burn me the one time I jump on them,
18:34but I'm taking Vandy.
18:36Yeah, this is not good for the graphic because it's going to be across the board,
18:39but I'm taking Vanderbilt too.
18:40It's just too many points.
18:41Like I think Texas probably wins this game, but just, Dan, you said it perfectly.
18:45It was a welcome to the SEC, welcome to the big boys,
18:47and I'm not saying Vanderbilt to Georgia, but still, like 19 points seems a lot.
18:50And we would be remiss to not talk about the fact that Texas had a,
18:54now the call was bullshit.
18:55It should not have been pass interference,
18:57but throwing shit on the field and getting that call reversed is an all-time moment.
19:00Yeah, great.
19:01I think that should be the new precedent.
19:03If you can get the game delayed, you can get the call reversed.
19:06Yeah, but Dave, Matthew McConaughey said to stop doing it, though,
19:09and if Matthew McConaughey says stop doing it, you should stop doing it, right?
19:12I did see him say to stop doing it.
19:15I'm never an overly big proponent of lecturing your own fans.
19:21No.
19:22No.
19:23You always look kind of stupid, like when they grab the mic,
19:26and they're like, hey, stop doing that.
19:28What are you giving that Grant Walker?
19:30What was that face?
19:32I didn't make a face.
19:33You did make a face.
19:35What was it?
19:36I didn't make a face.
19:37I did like that McConaughey said that it was a major bogey.
19:40That's just so.
19:41I know, Connor.
19:43It was a major bogey.
19:44I mean, it was an absolute bullshit call, but crazy moment.
19:48Okay, Ed, are you taking Vanderbilt or Texas?
19:51Yeah, Diego Pave.
19:52I know you are.
19:53Tuesday night, Conference USA last year.
19:55The guys are stunned.
19:56Okay, across the board.
19:57They have a close game against Ball State last week.
20:00I was on Ball State way too.
20:01It was like 27, 26, and then lose to Georgia State.
20:04They get up for all the big games.
20:06They beat Virginia Tech week one.
20:08They beat Kentucky.
20:09They beat Bama.
20:10Like, they get up for games like this.
20:11Yeah, they're locked in this week.
20:12That's for sure.
20:13Okay, let's go to number 12, Notre Dame.
20:15At number 24, Navy.
20:16Notre Dame minus 13 and a half.
20:18The over under 51.
20:19Dave, you've been big on Navy all year, both Army and Navy undefeated.
20:23Obviously, Notre Dame running into Navy right now would be interesting for the playoffs,
20:28but do you think that Navy can knock them off or keep it within the number?
20:31So, here's the thing about Navy.
20:34I've been score-watching Navy.
20:36Like, I don't think I've seen a play of theirs,
20:39but I've been betting on them as the only game I won last week.
20:43And they've gone from no respect, like underdogs.
20:48Like, I think I had them versus Memphis when they were like double-digit dogs
20:53and won that game to now getting respect.
20:56But, again, I haven't watched them play.
20:58I am going to take them here.
21:01I think this is either Navy can beat them or they're going to lose by 30,
21:06and we're going to know in the first five minutes.
21:08So, maybe if you're betting you watch a little bit of this, I can't do that.
21:12I always say do it.
21:15Either their offense is going to work or it's not going to work,
21:18and that'll be the whole thing here because they're going to have to score to win this game.
21:22I'll take them, but nothing would surprise me.
21:25Brandon?
21:26Yeah, I think this is a perfect spot for Notre Dame.
21:29Navy and Army, God bless them, God bless the troops.
21:33Haven't played anybody.
21:34Not even close to playing anybody.
21:36They've been killing everybody they play, and that's great, and it's fantastic.
21:38Good story.
21:39Notre Dame's defense with the front seven and the linebackers,
21:42I think it's perfect to combat this.
21:44I think Notre Dame – I like Notre Dame and the under
21:47because I think Notre Dame's going to win this game something like 24-0
21:50or something like that, or 26.
21:52I really think they're going to handle business and keep Navy out of the end zone.
21:56Notre Dame's going to score.
21:58I'm going to take the over.
22:00You like the over?
22:01Yeah, Navy's defense has not been great.
22:03They've been in track meets, and yes, I agree, Notre Dame's defense is elite.
22:07They have pros on that side of the ball.
22:09They should do better against Navy's triple option than Navy's entire schedule this year,
22:15but at the end of the day, the triple option could still fuck you up,
22:18even a little bit.
22:21It's still something you don't want to be guarding against for four quarters.
22:25There's still moments where you don't want to be cut block
22:27and have the fullback coming down your face.
22:31We're okay.
22:32Just keep going.
22:33Yeah.
22:34I'm going to take the over.
22:35Also, Dave, did you see –
22:36It either works or it doesn't.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Dave, did you see Dukes, I think, tweeted out that someone's been DMing him
22:42all year saying that Belichick is secretly working for Navy this year.
22:46Huh.
22:47Really?
22:48I 100% believe that.
22:49Yeah.
22:51That would be awesome.
22:52It would be awesome.
22:53I'm going to take Notre Dame.
22:54Ev, who are you taking?
22:55Yeah, I'm taking Navy, but also I think I'm more confident.
22:57I'm with Dan.
22:58I'm on the over.
22:59I think their offense is going to work.
23:00I think the fact that they have a quarterback they can throw a little bit
23:02adds such a new dynamic to the offense,
23:04and I think my biggest fear for Navy is that I think they're going to get ran
23:07all over in this game.
23:09They've been in shootouts.
23:10Yeah, I'll take Navy, but really, over is what I like the best.
23:13The thing that worries me, and we're kind of saying it,
23:16I feel like Navy, and we all probably, maybe it's once,
23:19like Navy playing Notre Dame really close, maybe twice.
23:22Yeah.
23:23I think they may be better off when they sneak up.
23:26Like, they're not sneaking up on them,
23:28which I think makes it a more difficult proposition.
23:32Navy beats Notre Dame when Navy is a 27-point underdog,
23:37and Notre Dame is one of those teams where preseason we think they're good,
23:41and then by the end of the season they have like four or five losses,
23:43and one of them is to Navy.
23:45Yeah, like an undefeated Navy.
23:47Like there's all the attention in the world on it.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Okay.
23:51Number 20, Illinois at number one, Oregon.
23:53Oregon minus 21.
23:54The over under at 54.5.
23:56Brandon, I'll start with you.
23:57Oregon, you know, the number one team in the country right now.
23:59Illinois, you know, they're 6-1.
24:02They're playing decent football.
24:04Do you think that they can keep this tight?
24:07This is the Brandon Walker I don't fucking know game of the week.
24:11Because Illinois has shown some goodness.
24:14Then they'll fucking beat Purdue 50-49.
24:17They'll just be in a close game with Purdue.
24:19Oregon will beat Ohio State,
24:21and then they'll barely beat Idaho to start the season.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Both these teams have shown us very good and very bad.
24:28On the surface, it feels like 21 is way too many points.
24:31Therefore, my pick is Oregon minus 21.
24:34Dan?
24:36Yeah, I'll take Oregon.
24:38I think it's just more off of a big win for Illinois.
24:41Obviously, Oregon didn't look incredible against Purdue,
24:44but everyone expected that.
24:45They had a short week.
24:46They had to go to West Lafayette.
24:48I think they're back home.
24:49I think they'll lay a number.
24:50Like, this is kind of one of those situations where if you saw
24:53Illinois is having a great season.
24:55Illinois beat Michigan.
24:56Michigan's bad.
24:58Illinois beat Nebraska.
24:59Real bad.
25:00Nebraska's bad.
25:01Yeah.
25:02So, like, do the math in who they're playing,
25:04and then you do that same thing with Oregon,
25:07who obviously beat Ohio State.
25:09And I just – I think Illinois is better than expected.
25:13I do not think they're at the level of Oregon
25:16and what they're going to go to Autzen and see.
25:19And before the Ohio State game, everyone was talking about Oregon.
25:22Like, you know, what's wrong with the offense?
25:23Like, they're barely beating these teams.
25:25Dan Lanning and Dylan Gabriel got it together against Ohio State.
25:28Ohio State's defense much better than Illinois.
25:30I'm going to take Oregon as well.
25:31The last thing is Illinois played Penn State.
25:34I think that was a 21-7 game.
25:36Yeah, they lost by 14.
25:38Penn State demolished them.
25:39If you look at actually, like, what happened in that game,
25:42Penn State was just kicking the shit out of them.
25:44They missed a few field goals, I think.
25:46Yeah, and they just – they controlled that game from start to finish.
25:48I think that's a step up.
25:50Dave, who are you taking?
25:53Taking Illinois.
25:54Not overly confident.
25:56It's a ton of points.
25:57Like, we ought – and you look at a spread like this.
26:01I mean, if you're up 28, right, you're killing a team.
26:04You're killing a team.
26:05Four touchdowns, huge.
26:06The quarterback at Illinois, that's just a lot of points to give him.
26:10Like, because I think he can get some garbage points in there or whatever.
26:13Not confident, but it's just a ton of points.
26:16Ev, who are you taking?
26:18Yeah, I'm going to take Illinois, too.
26:19Dan is right.
26:20Like, Penn State should have won that game by a lot more, 100%.
26:23But I just think B-Line can muck it up a little bit.
26:25Also, Illinois is a really good secondary.
26:27So, yeah, I'll take Illinois with 21.
26:30All right, let's go to a top 15 matchup in the SEC,
26:33a battle for the first place in the SEC.
26:35Number eight, LSU.
26:36At number 14, Texas A&M.
26:38Texas A&M at home, minus 2.5.
26:40The over-under at 54.
26:42Night game at Kyle Field.
26:43Brandon, I will start with you.
26:45Both these teams 6-1.
26:46You know, we've seen LSU be up and down a little bit,
26:48but they're taking care of business.
26:50Garrett Nussmeyer looks great.
26:51A&M's only lost to Notre Dame.
26:53Who do you expect to win this one?
26:55Both these teams are 6-1.
26:56Both these teams are undefeated in the conference.
26:58I don't think either are a top two team in the conference.
27:02I think Georgia, Texas, a couple other teams
27:04are probably better than them.
27:06I'm just stalling for time because I think
27:08I'm going to pick LSU because Nussmeyer's been pretty good.
27:12The receivers are coming along.
27:13The freshman running back's coming along.
27:15Texas A&M's biggest strength is their pass rush.
27:17Nussmeyer doesn't get sacked.
27:19That offensive line protects him very, very well.
27:21I think that's the strength on strength.
27:23If LSU is able to keep him upright, they win the game.
27:25I'm going to go LSU.
27:26Dan?
27:27I don't love it.
27:28Pass.
27:29Why are you passing?
27:30I want to hear everyone else's thoughts.
27:31Do you like my thoughts?
27:32Yeah, I did.
27:33It changed me a little bit.
27:34Okay, go.
27:35Dave?
27:36Night game at A&M.
27:37I was on the wrong side of LSU last week,
27:39but I think A&M is a playoff team.
27:42I like them to win this game at home.
27:45Night, raucous, I think they get to them.
27:48LSU, yeah, it sticks in my head a little bit,
27:52the game they should have lost to South Carolina.
27:55They got absolutely bailed out.
27:57So I'm still not sold on LSU.
27:58Arkansas, dud.
28:00I think A&M is for real.
28:02Dave, we need to do ‑‑ I was thinking about it.
28:06Someone pointed it out to me.
28:07I had a very clear bias, and the guy was like,
28:09dude, it's because of that bet you lost in 2018.
28:12We need to go to a therapist who can unwind your thoughts
28:17and find the bet that has changed your opinion about everything.
28:21Because that's what you're saying.
28:23LSU, you had South Carolina money line that day against LSU,
28:28and that alone changes how you think of LSU for the rest of the day.
28:31The refs cheated that day.
28:33The refs cheated that day.
28:34There it is.
28:35There's one of the therapists.
28:36They would pull that out.
28:37Ev, I'll let you go before Dan.
28:39This is tough.
28:40This is kind of like a battle of two takes.
28:42I've been an A&M guy all year.
28:43I said they'd make the playoff.
28:44I've also been a massive Garrett Nussmeyer guy.
28:48I like LSU in the spot.
28:50A&M, it just feels like they just never win these big games at home
28:53if they need to.
28:55I'll trust in Nussmeyer.
28:56I'll take LSU with the points.
28:58Obviously, I'm going to take A&M to win.
29:00I do think that this isn't just me being a little bit biased.
29:02I think that with the offense, with Connor Wigman playing the way he is,
29:05Le'Veon Moss is an unbelievable running back.
29:07But, Brandon, you mentioned the defense.
29:09Nick Skorton and this defense are unbelievable,
29:1120 points or fewer in five games.
29:13This is the battle for the first place in the SEC.
29:16We'll see how it handles itself.
29:18But to be at Kyle Field at night at the end of October in this position,
29:22I'm going to take A&M.
29:23They're believing in Mike Elko,
29:25they're believing that this is a complete football team,
29:27and I do think that this is the moment where we say A&M is a for real
29:30playoff team.
29:31And there have been moments, you know, I mean, obviously,
29:33against Notre Dame that was the first game of the year.
29:35There have been moments where LSU has not looked that way.
29:37So, I'm going to take A&M.
29:38Okay, I'm ready for my pick.
29:40Yeah.
29:42Can I add one thing?
29:43And, Casey, you probably know this more than I do,
29:46but I'm still, and it goes to Dan's point,
29:49I still beat in my brain like those recruiting classes that A&M had
29:53when everyone was saying they're cheating at NIL and, like,
29:55they had the number one recruiting class.
29:57Aren't those guys, like, still there?
29:59Yeah.
30:00I mean, some of them left.
30:01Some of them left.
30:02But, yeah, I mean, the A&M is,
30:03that's the whole, like, joke of the Aggie football team, right?
30:06Like, you can buy all the players in the world,
30:08but you can't do anything about it.
30:09Jimbo Fisher was not a fit for A&M.
30:11Mike Elko seems to be.
30:12And that loss to Notre Dame, like, fine, it was an ugly game.
30:14It was week one.
30:15Connor Wigman is not the same quarterback that we saw.
30:17So, yes, I completely agree.
30:19And I know people are going to be like, oh, you're an Aggie.
30:21Well, A&M is for real this year.
30:24Okay, I'm ready for my pick.
30:25You might need to change it on Pick'Em because I might have taken the opposite.
30:29But no offense to Casey,
30:31but I'm making my pick based on LSU being the coolest people in the world
30:34and Texas A&M being the biggest losers in the world.
30:37You do this.
30:38I said no offense.
30:39You do this every year.
30:40I said no offense.
30:41You do this.
30:42You hate A&M.
30:43What did I say?
30:44I said no offense.
30:45I said no offense.
30:46You're taking offense.
30:47I'm not taking offense.
30:48You're taking offense.
30:49I very clearly said no offense to start that.
30:51We've been doing this for like eight years.
30:53If I am sitting at the same desk as you, it doesn't matter where we are.
30:55I said no offense.
30:56I said no offense.
30:57You have to go against A&M.
30:58No, I said no offense.
30:59If he hadn't said no offense, I would get it.
31:00Yeah.
31:01You would have a right to be mad, but I literally said no offense.
31:03It's clockwork.
31:05I honestly don't know who's going to win this game.
31:08I can't.
31:09Maybe Texas A&M, but they're losers.
31:11You have me thinking about switching now.
31:13That's a good argument.
31:14It's like a vibe check.
31:16Yeah, I did a vibe check.
31:18Do you think LSU, like there's going to be, I don't know,
31:21probably like 5,000, 10,000 LSU fans that show up to the stadium at Texas A&M
31:27on Saturday night?
31:28Those 10,000 fans are cooler than every single person in that stadium.
31:31That's just not true.
31:33That's just not true.
31:34But fine, if you guys want to do that, you're going to look like assholes
31:37next week then.
31:38If you want to go off the vibe.
31:39Well, no, because if LSU loses, my statement is still correct.
31:43No, it's not.
31:44Yeah, it is.
31:45Okay, fine.
31:46LSU is the coolest fan.
31:47LSU is like the coolest fan base in the country.
31:49Right.
31:50So I will take that.
31:51But that's not a – you only do this if I'm sitting here.
31:53No, don't do it.
31:55Don't do it.
31:56If I wasn't sitting here, you wouldn't have done that.
31:58No, I just couldn't figure out the game, and now I figured it out.
32:01It like snapped in my head.
32:03I was like, damn.
32:04There are two things that I know.
32:05If this were Alabama versus Texas A&M, I wouldn't have the same take
32:09because Alabama's not like especially cool.
32:11Right.
32:12You know what I mean?
32:13Dan, you always find a way to work in that you don't think A&M is cool.
32:15The two things that I know that are going to happen for me,
32:17you're going to shit on A&M, and you and Will Compton are going to be partners.
32:20I take offense to this.
32:21I take offense to this.
32:22It's not that I don't think A&M is cool.
32:24I know A&M's not cool.
32:26You were wrong on how you phrased that.
32:29And I said no offense.
32:31No offense taken.
32:32No offense.
32:33So, Dave, are you switching too because of Dan?
32:34No, I'm going to stay with the dorks, but I hope that doesn't bite me.
32:38Dork.
32:40Lame.
32:41Shut up, Brandon.
32:42You went to – you Mississippi State.
32:44Shut up.
32:45Okay.
32:46Well, we'll see.
32:47We'll see.
32:48We're sitting here next week.
32:49That's why they play the games.
32:50That's why they play the game.
32:51Night game at Kyle Field, and obviously I'm taking A&M.
32:52Okay, it's time for Powerade trivia with Brandon Walker.
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33:15It takes more.
33:16Yep, and I've got this delicious Powerade mountain berry blast right here
33:20that I'm going to take a sip of while you guys ponder my question.
33:23My question is this.
33:25Army and Navy are both ranked in the AP Top 25.
33:28The last time both Army and Navy were ranked at the same time,
33:31who was the President of the United States?
33:34And I'll have a chance to take a long drag of my Powerade mountain berry.
33:38W.
33:39Because you guys are not going to know that.
33:41It's got to be –
33:42Roosevelt.
33:43Eisenhower.
33:45Is it H.W.?
33:47When was –
33:49Who's got everybody's guess in?
33:51H.W.
33:52When was Starbuck there?
33:54World War II?
33:55Starbuck?
33:56Is that what you're trying to say?
33:57He said Starbuck.
33:58He's saying the coffee guy?
33:59Yeah.
34:01It's before –
34:02It's before H.W., yes.
34:04Yeah, way before H.W.
34:05It's – wait.
34:09Oh, okay.
34:10I'm going to write down my answer.
34:11Yeah.
34:13Roosevelt.
34:14No chance over here?
34:15Eisenhower.
34:17The answer is Dwight D. Eisenhower.
34:211950s or something.
34:221960s.
34:23It's been that long?
34:24Actually, all right, hand up.
34:25This is me.
34:27Wait, who was the –
34:28And Starbuck was there at the time.
34:29Eisenhower.
34:30He was the President of the United States.
34:31He was.
34:32He was until –
34:33He was the President before that.
34:34Before that was –
34:35I said it exactly that way.
34:37Why you make fun of how I said it?
34:39Hand up.
34:40I was thinking it was Harry Truman, but I –
34:42You said Eisenhower.
34:43But I screwed them up, but I got it right, but I was wrong in my head.
34:46No, you don't have to say that.
34:47You were right.
34:48I understand, but I'm being honest that I was thinking Truman came after FDR, not Eisenhower.
34:54So credit to me for owning up to that.
34:561960, which Kennedy got elected in 60, but he wasn't the President in 60.
35:00Dead.
35:01Yeah.
35:02Killed in 63.
35:0363, yeah.
35:04Shot a whole big gun.
35:05They knew all religions.
35:06Brains everywhere.
35:07Top five guys I've met in person.
35:09I'd have to think for the top five exact list, but Staubach was up there.
35:12I thought you were going to say Kennedy, too.
35:15I thought we were going to get into some QAnon shit.
35:17I thought you were going to say JFK, too.
35:19I met him at Army-Navy game.
35:21What a legend.
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35:59Okay, so, Brandon, you have a gripe.
36:01Now, our parlay is already done for the week.
36:03I think it's already up, so I'm not going to sit here.
36:05I'm not going to say you have to cram me back into the parlay.
36:07However, our rule on the show is the hosts are in the parlay until they have the worst loss of the week,
36:12and then they go out for a week.
36:13Correct.
36:14Yes.
36:15I was taken out of the parlay last week.
36:16My pick was South Carolina plus one.
36:19That hit.
36:20They won 35-9, and they took me out of the parlay because they didn't pay attention or something.
36:25They don't like me.
36:26I don't know.
36:27They took me out of the parlay even though I hit South Carolina at 35-9.
36:29That's not the rule.
36:30You want my pick?
36:31No.
36:32I'm so bad.
36:33You can have it.
36:34Well, I just want to be offended.
36:35You want to be offended.
36:36Got it.
36:37It's already on the Sportsbook app, too, yeah, because Ev and I both hit as well.
36:40So, Dave was the one that should have been kicked out, and you noticed that.
36:43I'm pulling myself out of the rest of the year.
36:45You got it, buddy.
36:46No, no.
36:47You got it, pal.
36:48Rules are rules, Dan.
36:49I would just also like it on record I have not been taken out once.
36:51Yep.
36:52Hi.
36:53If it makes you feel any better, I should be the one that's out.
36:55My DK pick this week is none other than the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
37:01Oh, spider.
37:02Dave's Mississippi State.
37:03I endorse this.
37:04Come on in, spider.
37:05I endorse what Dave is doing.
37:06Come on in, spidey.
37:07So, Dave is taking Mississippi State.
37:08So, are you okay with that?
37:09Yep.
37:10I think they're going to win that game.
37:11Okay.
37:12Me, too.
37:13I'd like Dave to explain his reasoning.
37:14Dave, please explain your reasoning.
37:15I think they're going to win the game.
37:16I think they're a team that started – I think they started slow, really bad, and they've
37:23gotten better every single week and played some pretty good teams tough lately, and I
37:29think they're going to win this game.
37:30But in the parlay, are you taking Moneyline or are you taking the points?
37:34No, no.
37:35The points.
37:36But I think they can win the game.
37:38Beautiful.
37:39Dave, your quarterback's pretty good.
37:41Yeah.
37:42No, we're getting there.
37:43We're getting there.
37:44I know.
37:45It's the first year of a new coach.
37:46So, do you like this pick?
37:47I love the pick.
37:48I mean, I'm nervous because I've seen us play a lot of football, and I get terrified
37:52every single time we play.
37:53But this does look like – Arkansas has played a bunch of big games, and they're not going
37:58to be excited coming to Starfleet.
37:59I think this is a great time to just pick them off.
38:02Okay.
38:03Dan, your underdogs?
38:04I'm taking the Badgers plus six and a half.
38:05I think everyone's going to – Saturday night, they're going to maybe get their teeth
38:09kicked in during the day.
38:10They're going to see Penn State ranked, what, third?
38:13Minus six and a half under a touchdown.
38:15They're all going to bet it, and then the Badgers are going to shock the world.
38:18Okay.
38:19Ev?
38:20Yeah.
38:21I mean, we just talked about it.
38:22I like LSU.
38:23I think elite offensive line, elite quarterback.
38:26That's mean.
38:27That's mean, Ev.
38:28That's mean.
38:29I think – and one thing, too, I want to mention.
38:30Plus three.
38:31Brian Kelly.
38:32I feel like we've forgotten how good of a coach he is.
38:33He had a bad first game against USC.
38:36Really good coach.
38:37I feel like they kind of do this thing, too, where they start slow and they've had some
38:39good runs.
38:40Yeah, but they never finish the runs, Ev.
38:44They haven't –
38:45But this is the middle of the run.
38:46This is the middle of the run.
38:47The big one, though, this – if you go with the Brian Kelly school of thinking, he has
38:51won all the games that you expected him to win, this is now maybe a game where it's like
38:57national spotlight night game.
38:59I think this is the one before the one.
39:01Like, this is the one he wins, then he loses.
39:03Yeah, Alabama might be the one.
39:04I think Bama's the one where you drop it, but he wins this one.
39:07Again, I know it's –
39:08What keeps you within three?
39:09It's against my team, but this is – the reason that this is the game, I would think,
39:12is because these are the only two teams that are undefeated in the SEC.
39:14So this is the type of game that Brian Kelly goes in and just shits the bed, I hope.
39:19I'm praying and hoping.
39:20We've already talked about this game at length.
39:22I'm going to take Vanderbilt plus 19.
39:24I think it's way too many points.
39:25I mean, Texas should win the game, but Vanderbilt's been playing really good football,
39:29and I think 19 is far too many.
39:31So go bet on the DraftKings Sportsbook app.
39:34It's our dark horse parlay.
39:35We have it every single game.
39:36I think we've hit it, what, twice?
39:38Once.
39:39We've hit it once.
39:4027.
39:41We've hit it once.
39:42Okay.
39:43You hit it once, you make money, yeah.
39:44So we're due.
39:45Yeah, we are due.
39:46All right, let's go to the rowback dog of the week.
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40:13Their joggers are absolutely elite.
40:15We're wearing them right now.
40:16They're great.
40:17They make that ass pop, too.
40:18Not yours, just asses in general.
40:19Brandon doesn't have an ass.
40:20I know.
40:21I wasn't right.
40:22What?
40:23I mean, that's harassment.
40:24You don't have an ass.
40:25I don't.
40:26I don't.
40:27But still, it would have been if I had one.
40:28I was just saying, in general, they are flattering.
40:30Okay, Dave, who's your rowback dog of the week?
40:34I'm dedicating this to my and all our good friends, Will Compton.
40:41What the Nebraska Cornhuskers have done to that man is disgusting.
40:47He has put himself out on the line, week in, week out, defending this team, the school.
40:54He's putting the war paint on the Jumbotron, getting them going.
41:00And as long as I've known Will, they have let him down in a horrific fashion.
41:06They don't just lose every big game.
41:08They lose by a hundred.
41:10The entire Nebraska football team are the dogs, dead dogs, of the week for what they keep doing to my friend Will.
41:20Putting him in that chair where he has nothing left to say.
41:24And he's forced into a corner like a wounded animal.
41:28I find it disgusting.
41:30And they have to step it up because I can't see him treated this way anymore.
41:36So my dead dog, loser of the week, the entire Nebraska football program,
41:42and that is on behalf of what they're doing to Will.
41:46Yeah.
41:47It's tough.
41:48He's down tremendous.
41:50Yeah, no.
41:51How could you not?
41:52I mean, yeah, no, that was embarrassing last week.
41:54Dan, your dog?
41:56My dog of the week is a late-breaking dog.
41:58I had a different dog, but we're taping this on a Thursday.
42:01My dog of the week is Kennesaw State.
42:03So that was, I think, the biggest upset of the college football season thus far.
42:0827-point underdogs.
42:10Do you have a Kennesaw State?
42:12You've seen it on my show.
42:14I did not.
42:15Ask Booz.
42:16Okay, all right.
42:17Or Jake Bass.
42:18I texted him this morning, first thing this morning.
42:20We could share.
42:21No, I was doing the same thing because I had something else, and then I wrote down Kennesaw State.
42:24I was doing a late change, but that's fine.
42:26This is right.
42:27What were the original ones?
42:29My original one was Lincoln-Riley, and this was actually 11-23.
42:3311-28 p.m. last night.
42:34Fair enough.
42:35Change at Kennesaw State.
42:36Incredible game.
42:3727-point underdogs.
42:39Also, they beat those freaks from Liberty.
42:41Got them out of our lives.
42:42See, Casey, I can make fun of other schools.
42:45But we didn't want to deal with Liberty because that was going to be a disaster if we had those freak-a-deeks
42:49trying to crash the party.
42:51They were 5-0, 0-5.
42:53Incredible scene.
42:54And then shout-out to Kennesaw State.
42:56Student section, there's probably like five of them, got on the field, and they were chanting,
43:01We want Vandy after that, which I love.
43:03That's good.
43:04That's great.
43:05That's good students right there.
43:06That's good.
43:07So, our first FBS win.
43:09That was their first FBS win.
43:10This is their first season in the FBS.
43:11They started the season 0-6.
43:13So, I was going to pivot to them, too, but I'll go with my original pick.
43:16We've already talked about it a little bit, but the Texas student section might have changed college football history
43:21the other night when there was an egregiously bad call.
43:23We've all seen egregiously bad calls against our teams.
43:25There was an egregiously bad call.
43:27They rained down bottles from the heavens, and those idiot SEC refs got together and said,
43:32Well, shit, bottles are coming down.
43:33We must have been wrong.
43:34And they changed it.
43:35And if this can happen, there should be like a student challenge in every single game now
43:39because this was an incredible—it's irresponsible, it's dangerous, it's stupid, and it was amazing.
43:44Texas student section, my dog of the week.
43:46And just college football, that just encapsulates the entire thing.
43:49But the call was bullshit.
43:51It was a bad call.
43:52It was egregiously bad.
43:54Yeah.
43:55That was quite a scene.
43:56Okay, Ev, who's your dog?
43:58I went with a good dog last week, a guy that I think needs to be getting more love.
44:01He's starting to get more love.
44:03Bryson Daly, Army's quarterback, five rushing touchdowns last week.
44:06I think he legitimately—no, like, oh, the troops legitimately should be in Heisman contention.
44:11Unbelievable season.
44:13They're pummeling people.
44:14I keep saying it.
44:15They're going to beat Notre Dame.
44:16Watch.
44:17Just wait and see.
44:18Okay, and my dog is also a bad dog.
44:20Can I do one extra dog?
44:23Sorry.
44:24Of course.
44:25Go for it.
44:26Mr. Ice.
44:28I have to give him—
44:29Bad dog.
44:30Bad dog.
44:31Bad dog.
44:32Mr. Ice has lost seven straight hockey picks.
44:36He is currently on his way to Detroit.
44:39He's flying to the Red Wings game tonight to try to bring goals home.
44:44I've ridden him every day, doubled my bet today.
44:47We'll see what happens.
44:50But in terms of bad dogs affecting my life, I have to give him a shout-out
44:54because he has affected my life in a negative way more than anybody in the last two weeks.
44:59Did you get six and a half, Dave?
45:01I'm putting it in right now.
45:02Yes.
45:03Yeah.
45:04I've been watching hockey this year, and every single game goes over.
45:07Except for his.
45:08Except for his.
45:09Except for his.
45:10My scores are like 9-6, 8-4.
45:12He just—
45:13Brutal.
45:14Every single pick he makes, it's almost insane that he picks the lowest-scoring game
45:19no matter what.
45:20And they are—
45:21It's brutal.
45:22Because I've ridden with them every single time too, and I'm going to take the one tonight
45:25because he's going to get the goals.
45:27They are never even—
45:29We never even have a fighting chance.
45:31He texts us the game.
45:34I put it in.
45:35I forget that I put it in.
45:37Then I remember, go look, and there's like 12 minutes left in the second period,
45:42and it's 1-0.
45:43That's happened like five times.
45:44And there's goals everywhere.
45:45Yeah, everywhere.
45:46Everywhere.
45:47He has a—
45:48I mean, can he fade himself on it?
45:49Is that too—
45:50No.
45:51He just can't do it?
45:52No, he just solely does it.
45:53No, I know.
45:54I'm saying I couldn't—
45:55When his entire business is getting goals, and he's not getting goals, it's an ugly scene.
45:58I give him credit for jumping on the plane to go sit in a crowd, which is—
46:04That's desperate times, Devin.
46:05I don't know what happens if he doesn't win tonight.
46:07That would be eight straight losses.
46:08No, I don't either.
46:09Yeah.
46:10Great goal drought of 2024.
46:13That's crazy.
46:14It's nuts.
46:15Brandon, you're going to like this.
46:16My dog is a bad dog.
46:18It's Kaelin DeBoer.
46:19He, after the loss—I mean, first of all, they're down bad in Alabama.
46:22After the loss, he was asked, like, what do you tell the team?
46:25And he said, I'm not good at speeches after we lose.
46:28I'm just not good at it.
46:29We've got to look internally.
46:30That you just cannot say when you're following Nick Saban.
46:32Then last night—I think it was last night or two nights ago—he would only take one caller.
46:36He's just kind of being just a little bit of a bitch about this, I'm going to be honest.
46:40And, Brandon, you called this.
46:41Yeah, that fan base is going to eat his ass alive for the next year and a half until they fire him,
46:46until they run him out of town.
46:47Like, you just can't—whenever people are like, how do you get your team up after a loss?
46:51Like, how do you do it?
46:52And he's like, I'm just not good at it.
46:53Like, you can't say that if you're the head coach of Alabama.
46:55No matter what he said, though, those idiots are going to destroy him.
46:57But what he said was stupid.
46:58Yeah, very, very stupid.
46:59Okay, it's time for Proper Picks presented by Proper Number 12 Irish Whiskey.
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47:07Brandon and Dan and Ev, all 3-5.
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48:15All right.
48:16My proper pick.
48:18I'm going to go with my Wisconsin Badgers.
48:21This season started as a disaster.
48:24It was 2-2, but it was the two wins were not convincing, and the two losses were gross and ugly to Alabama and USC.
48:31It felt like a crisis point for Luke Fickle.
48:34Now they've beaten three teams, not the best teams in the world.
48:37I'll be the first to admit it.
48:38Purdue, Rutgers, Northwestern, really bad teams.
48:41But they have demolished them, and you do get a little credit for that.
48:44There has not been a second where they've been trailing or anything's been in doubt.
48:48They've been kicking the shit out of these teams.
48:50They found their identity.
48:52They're running the ball under center.
48:53Braden Locke is doing a pretty good job.
48:55Pretty good job.
48:58But here's the big thing.
48:59Penn State's got Ohio State next week.
49:01Penn State has to come to Camp Randall.
49:06The game, the difference between a game at Camp Randall with an 11 o'clock kickoff and a 6.30 kickoff is night and day.
49:14That's actually true.
49:15You got that.
49:16I was making sure you were still sharp.
49:18I think they actually have a chance to win this game outright.
49:21At bare minimum, I think it's going to be close.
49:23So I'm going to take the Badgers plus 6.5.
49:25And this would be the biggest win for Luke Fickle, obviously, at Wisconsin.
49:28This would be the start of, hey, everything's starting to work and everything's starting to get together.
49:31We got Stella Blue money coming in.
49:33Everyone's getting excited about Big Cat saving some things and getting a new quarterback.
49:37So this could be the start.
49:39Okay.
49:40Brandon?
49:41I'm switching, producers, and I apologize for that because I have a—
49:44The Kennesaw State money line?
49:46I'm not doing a Kennesaw State money line, although I could.
49:48I'm switching to a Friday night game.
49:50Boise State—and I want to look at Liam right now because I know he's a UNLV guy.
49:55Boise State minus 3.5 on the road against UNLV.
49:58UNLV's been in this big Friday night spot once when they had Syracuse come in.
50:01They lost that game.
50:02I think they're losing this game.
50:03I think Boise State is a terrific football team, probably one of the 15 best teams in the country.
50:08They lost to Oregon by 3.
50:10I think it was the Ashton-Gentee show on a Friday night in Las Vegas.
50:13Boise State minus 3.5.
50:15UNLV has five Friday night games this year.
50:17I said big games.
50:19They're all big.
50:20They're not all big.
50:21Oh, when the playoffs on the line, they're all big.
50:24Brian, I'm also—I'm still a Boise State guy.
50:27I got the Ashton-Gentee-Heisman ticket.
50:29UNLV's rush defense, soft.
50:32I'm very afraid.
50:33Boise State minus 3.5.
50:35That's my pick.
50:36Okay.
50:37Ev?
50:38I'm on Cincinnati plus 5.5.
50:40I think they're a team in the Big 12 that's kind of been lying in the weeds.
50:43Sobersby's really good.
50:44And I think this is a game where Denver's Colorado, two teams that have one loss in conference,
50:49kind of a loser-leaves-town game in terms of having a chance to win the Big 12.
50:53So, yeah, I'm on Cincinnati plus 5.5.
50:56Dave?
50:58I'm changing as well.
50:59I apologize to the producers.
51:00I originally had A&M, but all our talk around this has kind of changed it.
51:05I'm going to take Kentucky at home.
51:06They've already fucked me once, but Auburn's terrible.
51:09So, at night, Kentucky.
51:13I just don't see Auburn winning a road game at night in this environment.
51:17They stink.
51:18So, I'm going to take Kentucky.
51:19I'm okay with you switching that.
51:21I'm okay.
51:22You're going to regret it, but I'm okay.
51:23I still like A&M.
51:24It's just not my immortal.
51:25Okay.
51:26That's fair.
51:27I'm going to take Ole Miss minus 20.5 versus Oklahoma.
51:30I know it's a lot of points.
51:31Oklahoma is so bad.
51:33Venables is firing people, fired his offensive coordinator trying to save his job.
51:36Ole Miss, off of a bye after a loss, they've had some time to rest.
51:40I mean, Oklahoma, like, Brandon, I know we've been talking about this a lot on the podcast.
51:44Like, they stink.
51:45They are so bad.
51:47I think Ole Miss absolutely rolls them.
51:49Just, if you're an OU fan, you cannot be happy right now.
51:52No.
51:53Can't be happy at all.
51:54No, and Ole Miss has very good defense, and Oklahoma has negative offense.
51:58Negative offense.
51:59Jackson Arnold's the starter again.
52:00Yeah, no, they don't know what they want to do at quarterback.
52:02Again, a new offensive coordinator for Venables to, I guess, try to save a little bit of face.
52:06And I do think that Lane Kiffin and Jackson Dart and this team,
52:09they're going to come in with a fire under their ass after losing, what was it, two weeks ago?
52:13Yeah.
52:14A game they absolutely should not have lost.
52:15Oklahoma feels like one of those programs that could be in big, big trouble.
52:19They are.
52:20Because, like, Texas getting whomped by Georgia I feel like was just as bad, if not worse, for Oklahoma
52:28because it's like Texas has it going better than Oklahoma right now,
52:31and Oklahoma has to deal with that as well, getting in the SEC,
52:35and they don't have an answer at coach, and yeah.
52:38Yeah.
52:39They don't get to beat up on the Big 12.
52:40They have the wrong coach.
52:41Right.
52:42Right.
52:43And Oklahoma's been welcomed to the SEC time and time again.
52:46So I'm very confident with Ole Miss.
52:48Okay.
52:49And before we move on, Brandon, I saw you write a note to Dan.
52:52No, no.
52:53He just asked if I still had my Travis Hunter Heisman.
52:55I would have cashed out if I could have.
52:56I can't.
52:57I didn't say that.
52:58I just meant you haven't mentioned it yet.
52:59Go ahead and tell people that Travis Hunter's going to win the Heisman.
53:01Well, I need him to play more snaps.
53:03Yeah.
53:04When he plays more snaps, I'll talk about it.
53:05He played well in the first half.
53:06He did, but they're trying not to get him hurt again.
53:09Yeah, I mean, they killed Arizona.
53:12Yeah, it stinks.
53:13You know, my guy got hurt for a game.
53:15We'll see.
53:16Ash and Gente's played every game.
53:18Mm-hmm.
53:19It's okay.
53:20I'm not saying anything else.
53:21Okay.
53:22It's okay.
53:23I'm with you.
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53:57So we've got the AP Top 10 behind the guys here.
54:00We've got our communal.
54:01Let's see.
54:02Let's unveil it and see what we've got.
54:03Yep.
54:04Let's see.
54:05All right, Oregon, Penn State, Georgia, Miami, Texas,
54:08Ohio State, Clemson, Indiana, Tennessee.
54:11And then at 10, we have a tie, BYU and LSU.
54:14Anything stand out to you guys?
54:16Wow, Penn State at two.
54:18That'd be crazy if the Badgers beat the number two team.
54:21Oh, wow.
54:22That's where that is.
54:23That'd be crazy.
54:24Anything else stand out?
54:25No.
54:26Really?
54:27I had Boise somewhere in there, but they're not in there.
54:32Okay.
54:33BYU I think is going to lose this week.
54:36Yeah.
54:38They may, but they deserve to be in there right now.
54:40Yes, for sure.
54:41For sure do.
54:42They've been playing with fire.
54:44It's been fun.
54:45It's awesome.
54:46That stadium, if it wasn't for another group of Freaky Deeks, there you go, Casey.
54:51That stadium is like one of the most beautiful stadiums ever.
54:54Is that three Freaky Deeks on the show today?
54:56Well, no.
54:57Texas A&M is losers.
54:58Okay.
54:59Two Freaky Deeks and the losers.
55:00Yeah.
55:01But that stadium with the mountains in the background, incredible.
55:05I believe that's Lavelle Edwards Stadium.
55:07There it is.
55:08Is there ever going to be a day, Dan, in our friendship that you're just not going to do that to me,
55:11or you think that until we die it's going to be just making fun of A&M?
55:14Alex Crusoe is cool.
55:15Oh, I liked him.
55:17He tweeted a handshake emoji at me.
55:18That was nice of me.
55:19Alex Crusoe is great.
55:20That was nice of me, what I just did.
55:21Alex Crusoe is cool.
55:22Johnny Manziel cool or no?
55:24Well.
55:25Yeah.
55:26No, he's cool.
55:27Yeah, he's cool.
55:28Resound.
55:29Mike Evans is cool.
55:30Mike Evans, cool.
55:31Okay.
55:32So there you go.
55:34AC Law was good.
55:35AC Law was very good.
55:36Okay.
55:37Anything else?
55:38I need to win.
55:39Dan needs to win.
55:41Me too.
55:42I need to win everything.
55:43Okay.
55:44Well, we'll be back next week.
55:45See you.
55:46I need to win everything.