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00:00Hi, I'm named as always Thursday. No wit today. He'll be in next week. I'm sure Dave. How are you? I'm doing well. Thank you
00:07Got your I mean this guy every goddamn tweet
00:11I see from this guy's about politics and I see an email this morning from Dave Portnoy telling me not to talk politics on social
00:16Well, you said the title of the email was what was it?
00:20This is gonna be a hypocritical email. I think or something when you say it's a definition of apocryphal. I
00:26Said it was hypocritical
00:30Go ahead, I mean I'll read the email it is a bit critical as true. So I got I'm sorry before you read it
00:36Is there something?
00:39Specific that triggers you to do this because yeah, I got a call from the sales team. Okay, but who I'm saying what? Oh
00:45I don't know Jerry like tweeted like something, you know, like Joe Biden's a pussy. I
00:52Did see that
00:55I
00:56Don't say there's levels to it because I've called him a lettuce head, but I think he is but pussy like I
01:03And there's all right. So here's I wrote
01:05hypocritical politics email reminder that was the
01:10Subject of my headline of the email before you read this. I was so stunned that I was on an email
01:17There was a I just assumed it was I did something. I was like, I don't think I've done any political but it was not
01:21Everyone yeah, I'm never on these emails, you know, so go ahead
01:25Hey, well, you are if you're on the content email. I didn't specify you out. It's the Barstool content. Hey everybody
01:31There's a probably a hypocritical email to write at this time since I've been talking politics on socials lately
01:35Just a reminder though and this includes me and I'm well aware of it that when you talk politics
01:40Some advertisers could have a reaction to it either positively or negatively
01:43I'd always stay away from strong takes on company socials now company socials
01:47I mean, I don't think any of this stuff that I've done has been on like Barstool sports
01:52They've been on my own personal on your on the day port on Twitter account itself, correct? Like school president a
01:58My stuff is always on personals what you want to do on your personal socials are totally up to you and always have been but people
02:04Advertisers are weird can be very sensitive this stuff you we can lose business because of it
02:09I guess just think before you fire off things like maybe Joe Biden's is a pussy you may do it anyway
02:15But they do have ramifications sometimes. I'm sure there will be lots more things come up as the election gets closer
02:21So I'm just saying think before you post and make sure you really want to say it. That's all I think that's a fair
02:26Fair email. I'm not saying don't do it. I'm just saying no and and I'm in a different place
02:32Then a lot of people like my story for the most part is written
02:37Like people know that have made up their mind run what they think about me, right?
02:44And I'm still gonna do these takes when I feel like it I am on my personals because things drive me nuts like I try
02:50Not to I'm not joking, but I get so wound up. I just have to do it. I
02:55Understand that and I talk about this stuff and do that. But look if you're talking about Jerry specifically, I love Jerry
03:00I'll defend Jerry all day. I did laugh when I saw at Otis your pussy
03:05So it is fun. It is funny. I mean, I'll defend Jerry
03:10But I do get like we live in the real world and I you know
03:13I deal with I struggle with this all the time is it advertises, you know?
03:17We could pretend this is like, you know, we could be as cowboy as we want
03:20But these advertisers some of them by nature are cautious, correct?
03:23So that that was really and I think I've always been
03:28There with and I even then and I remember saying well like BLM
03:32It's like if you really want to say that we're never going to tell you on your personals
03:36You can't do this, but there could be ramifications
03:40You're not gonna get like fired or nothing, but we could lose business
03:43You may gain somebody may be like the pillow guy
03:46Maybe like I want to get in business with Jerry Mike Lindell and Jerry. Yeah, who is that? Who is the pillow guy?
03:52Mike Lindell, right? That's his name. Yeah. Yeah. See maybe like Jerry's my guy so
03:58it was brought to my attention by sales just like heads up pay attention and remind people because we're only
04:05At the starting line of this election, so there's gonna be
04:09It's gonna dominate the news cycle every single day. So think about what you want to post. I thought was fair hypocritical
04:16Yeah, but fair and I also do think like
04:20I'm thinking I'm thinking which is hard to do from a sales perspective when it then shifts to a
04:25Woman, who's a minority?
04:27Like then it becomes even more problematic when people are firing off stuff fair or unfair. It's just the world we live in
04:32Yeah
04:34So, I mean I get where the guy, you know, I get I'm gonna defend Jerry all day or whoever else did it
04:39But but I get that that's this is the real world
04:42So well, you'd hate to lose like a big deal because Jerry tweeted, but that's not
04:47Hey, no, it has not happened. Like hey Biden your pussy like
04:51What's it really? Is that really just the one I?
04:55This was this was brought to me. I think as like
05:00Maybe just a reminder like yeah
05:03Make sure cautious reminder that people are aware of what we tweet were public Twitter and we say it on the other side
05:10It's not a vacuum. It's a public thing. So just be aware of that, right?
05:17Well, as you know a week ago on the show, I said Biden would drop out Saturday Sunday
05:21He did and you've been all you've been all over the place. I mean, you're on Fox News. You're where are you at?
05:28Right now like are you definitely voting for Trump? Yeah at this point. Yes. Harris is doing for you
05:36no, it's I I
05:41Am disgusted with the way it went down and I've said listen the lack of an election the lack of an yeah
05:47And and it's more so in my mind and people can certainly debate this and they are debating it
05:53With me and I get caught in a rabbit hole of my of my comments, so it sucks. I
06:00Don't think Trump. I
06:02Think everything Trump has basically ever said he believes he's telling the truth
06:07Like I believe Trump thinks like the election was stolen. Like if you gave him a truth serum, you're like hey
06:14What is going on with the Democrats? They're openly lying. I believe to our face
06:18They know they're lying and that I have a much harder time like don't get me wrong
06:22I I've said during the last election whether you win lose whatever
06:28Everyone I think cheat steals both party does whatever to get the advantage once the votes are counted
06:33You got to accept the result and move on that. So I believe that but there's this this
06:40What they did with installing?
06:43Kamala drives me nuts. It just drives me nuts. So I can't get past it
06:47So I don't even know that's as much her as it is the process by which
06:53They openly knew Biden was in mental decline for a long-ass time
06:57They trotted out the press secretary say the the videos of him that you see are deep fakes
07:04And he's fine and Kamala two days before she got the nomination saying he's fine
07:10And they're forcing him out
07:13That that this this lie openly to our faces
07:18It drives me nuts. So that is what I have a major problem
07:22I get that I get to it in a perfect world like an open process
07:24But like every major Democrat has already supported her
07:28So like there was never going to be this open like unless he dropped out like a year ago
07:33There was never gonna be this open nomination process. It was always gonna be her. Well, it
07:38I mean the Democrats forced her out. I've said to this and
07:43They probably rig it every year. They rigged it against Bernie Sanders that year
07:46I could easily be a Democratic vote like I'm not an automatic like right in Trump guy
07:53If there's a candidate that came along that I felt strongly about or voted for
07:58I would like the opportunity to vote for that person on the Democratic side, but you don't even give that and they knew it
08:04They knew it like Biden was never going to run for president
08:07They knew that before the primary and they still trotted him out there and George Clooney and everybody else is saying how great he is
08:13when they knew
08:15He wasn't gonna run. Here's my question. No, why why I don't disagree like I think Biden's brain has been gone for like five years
08:21But why do they do a debate in June? Then? Why do they push for that debate?
08:26Because that's what it's a force of opportunity
08:29But why wouldn't they just force him out then like why would they like why why would they go through this whole
08:34rigmarole of having a June
08:36Because what they did what that exposed him on
08:41His mental acuity and whipped up everybody so that they there was no public pressure that we're aware of
08:49For him to resign till then and I think that's what they're trying to do
08:53So that they there was no public pressure that we're aware of
08:56For him to resign till then and then the second that debate happened the Democrats turned on like you got to get out
09:03Everyone one after another Clooney Pelosi all of them
09:06So it's like I and I don't think Joe Biden want to go anywhere and whether it's Joe Hunter
09:12So that what what spurred it the debate you got everybody
09:17Saying you have to go Joe and they force them out and you literally have a nominee now who has in
09:232020 she ran for president. She dropped out before any zero votes
09:27I do not think she would have been the candidate if she had to yeah, so
09:33If Trump had beaten Biden and this is an open or or fine just said two years ago. I'm dropping out
09:39She would not have won the I correct. So that is that is my major major
09:43My point is none of these other people that jumped in over the sitting vice president
09:47Anyway, it was going to be her. I think anyway, if he did it like this three months ago
09:50Oh, I don't see I don't agree with that. I thought that's why I don't think I think she was so
09:56Disliked that if she had to run open in the Democratic primary verse other candidates, she would not have gotten the nomination
10:03that's like everyone the other biggest lie is pie I hate people using the
10:08Technicalities of like the law and while you do it and what happened if Trump died the Republicans would have had to pick a candidate
10:13Yeah, I get that. You don't vote for the vice president. You vote for the top of the ticket
10:18I am quail was was the worst like VP. You don't vote for the VP. You're not voting for JD Vance
10:24You're not voting for whoever Kamala has a VP you vote for the top of the ticket and that's why they waited, right?
10:30I mean Mike Pence was not gonna win the nation, correct?
10:34The biggest lie is if you watch the D shambo YouTube the biggest lie is still Biden saying he would be unbelievable
10:40I mean and that that's that I go back to I said this I show that I think Trump in 18 holes
10:45After watching that video would beat Biden by a hundred shots
10:48But it's in this is where you're taking people are gonna be like Dave. You're crazy
10:53That's how egregious the lies are that are told by politicians you had Biden. That's real-life lying
11:01That's right. That's like that's but that's it
11:03That's a lie
11:04They're like when they talk about when Biden says the nation's never been more secure Trump says I did this
11:09You don't really know that's true. But if you're off in your life and Joe Biden says that and you watch him walk around
11:14It's actually one of those real moments where you can we can put that into the other lies and he continued with the lie
11:20He like late he kept going back to it be like Trump puts in his score before he tees off
11:26That is the level of lying and you're right. There's politician
11:29I don't get people say Trump lies every all politicians during the campaign are saying this
11:34Yeah, so I don't put any of that stock on it
11:37I don't put stop. I don't want to go too deep because be a little crazy on it
11:41But like what no, what do you say? Well the January 6th stuff like I don't think
11:47Yeah, no, I don't that's an email two hours ago and stay away from this stuff. Go ahead. Well you brought up though
11:53I don't think Trump intended for like
11:56It's rhetoric. It's all rhetoric. I agree. I think yeah. No, I agree with that. I mean, yes. No, I agree with that
12:03Yeah, so so like yes, he's I a hundred percent accept the results of the election
12:08Hundred percent. That's a mistake. He made I said it in real time
12:12And he whipped these people into a fever. Did he expect that result? No did
12:17Biden say put a bullseye on Trump and he got shot at yes. Did he tone down the rhetoric after it's terrible rhetoric on both sides
12:25Okay, but the blatant lying I can't take in like the borders are stuff is
12:30insane
12:32Yeah, like the entire left was saying he she was the borders are and now they're all being like no
12:38He never was she would never was it's like well, you're the ones who said it. Well, you know, it is also she also
12:44put a ton of young black guys in prison as an attorney as a prosecutor a ton and she was doing her job and now
12:51They run away from but they put that but I mean to your point
12:54That's both sides stuff like both sides stuff do that both sides anything on the politics, but you're right
12:59The gulf is mostly egregious like there is no after watching Trump with the Shambo cuz I was like, oh Trump's older now
13:05He's 78. He still it's like 260. I
13:08Said 50 shots. Remember Biden said he wanted to carry their each of the carry their own bags crazy
13:14He's crazy. Jesus Christ
13:17Yeah
13:18I get very worked up on it and I'm still worked up on the Democrats being like save democracy
13:24We're saving it's like yeah. Yeah. Yeah, literally. Yes. Yeah
13:28D and franchise like your entire party from it's like when they like to Pope essentially what it is
13:34They just went boom and they were like, all right, it's this person. We're just gonna do it and
13:38You know
13:39I don't know how that's gonna work or not work because I mean I will say this
13:42If I was if I was being consulted by the Democrats, I would have said let's run this fucking old guy
13:47Let's just waste them out. Now if Trump wins, you only got four more years and you're done with them
13:51I would have just used by mr. Jack sacrificial lamb at this point
13:54Yeah, there's room. There's rumors Obama and I don't you never know
13:58It's true like wanted some other guy and he's mad like that mark. He wanted Mark Kelly, right? I saw yeah
14:04Senator from Arizona. Yeah. Yeah, and now he won't endorse but who knows?
14:09Yeah, you never you'd never know what to believe
14:11The only thing I know for a fact which I believe in my is and I said it from day one
14:16They knew he wasn't gonna run they waited
14:17So the people this small elite group could handpick and you have a lot of Democrats saying we're behind it. What do you care?
14:23Well, I could be part of your party
14:26So I fucking care like because I wanted to vote for her and but I may have voted for somebody else
14:30So I care I've told you this before I said that you're gonna run for president one day. You always deny
14:35Will you run for president one day? No, no chance
14:39I saw an old clip of JD Vance saying if you don't have kids
14:41You shouldn't be allowed to vote or something to that effect, which by the way, I'm fine with but I want zero taxes
14:48That's a trade-off. Yeah, I don't care. Take my vote. Just yeah, I don't have to pay for dick
14:53So you and you would never run any political office. I
14:56Feel like I get assassinated so quick. You think so? Yeah
15:01Why are you coughing you sick? I don't know. I got a little tickle. I don't think I am sick
15:06You feel I've been training. It's been I've been training me and miss peaches all week
15:09I saw you have a a dog trainer is that living with you? Yes, who is this person? His name is Tom
15:15He's a celebrity dog trainer. How is he? All right. Yeah, it's great. I actually like him a lot
15:20I was worried about it. Is it like all these things were done well to have miss peaches
15:24Do you have to pay for is it? I don't know. We haven't even discussed that yet. I assume I'm gonna pay for it
15:29What what's a what is a day? What is he? What's the difference? Like what's he doing?
15:34He's teaching her how to recall how to come back to me when I call her. How's that going? Good. Yeah
15:40He's the last day. I don't know why I have this tickle. It's okay. What this is all the trainers doing is teaching
15:45That's a big thing
15:46It's like her major thing that I'm worried about is she gets into dangerous shit crab legs dead dead seagulls
15:53So when I say leave it and come she'll come back to me rather than continue to eat potentially dangerous shit
15:59How much time and a day you're spending on this?
16:02Hours a couple hours a day. Yeah, he's with her all day training that I come for a couple hours
16:07I don't know why I have this tickle
16:09We just love it out. You want me to do my reading?
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17:21Not really how I'm gonna just have to try to fight through this
17:24I don't know what's going on. Maybe a little cold coming on. Who knows just started the second I came up here you see this
17:30Do you care about this Jeff Nadeau story or no, I saw it in the headline. Yeah to be fair
17:36I didn't know about but they put at the top
17:38Sit down is nearing its end
17:40Three years doesn't wanna be in the internet anymore. So what the hell is he gonna do?
17:44That was four days ago three days ago. I miss Barstow. I think it's time to move to Chicago
17:48So he took a day you retired from the internet and now he's ready to move to Chicago another guy
17:52Why is he ending the podcast? I don't know. Yeah, I think you're down on him though
17:59I'm not down on him. I'm not up on him. Like he he has one really valuable
18:09Skill look at me. Nope. He hates Rico. Yep. No, but Bosco hates him. Yeah, that's true
18:17But I feel like that's even with he's in Chicago, New York, even that feels like that's not that big a deal anymore
18:23I don't know major events. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'd like to buy a rest. Yeah
18:29But I feel like every three or four months this happens and he just floats away again. No
18:33No, well, yeah
18:35And then he asked for major raises or whatever and make says he doesn't care about money that it's all about the money or whatever
18:41So who knows? I didn't know. I don't understand. He's off the internet. What's he gonna that that makes no sense
18:46He just we were what he was for a day professional gambler and he's back on. Yeah
18:51Do you cover this Ohio State thing?
18:53He's now going back at you saying that you want silent a double or nothing bet. Are you gonna make this bed officially or no?
18:58I haven't decided yet. Okay, let me get plenty of time. Yeah, I said it. It's like I'm not
19:04Ohio people
19:06Are so in their own heads
19:08Like we're I'm a national champion. I no offense to Tate. I haven't given him a second thought like I don't even care about his team
19:15They they're they're non-existent to me
19:17Okay, so you don't care not right now like maybe once the football season starts like we're still
19:23What is the game after Thanksgiving? Oh, yeah, it's like we're still doing I still get parades and celebrations to attend
19:29I'm not worried about Ohio Tate who hasn't beaten us in a decade
19:32Stewing in his basement like trying to beat Michigan for once. It's not a factor in my life. That seems reasonable
19:39Yeah, you see this Barstow's this Brandon Walker thing. Yeah, I didn't think it was as funny as
19:44Get it did I miss something? Okay. All right. Yeah, they were just pranking him for like a year or something
19:50Like what what's the point of it like that he's a fat so I guess I don't really understand it either
19:57I was gone. Yeah, I don't I don't I wasn't
20:00Enamored by this. No, no, it's same here. Okay. All right. Do you care the Marty mush for a Cubs jerseys the Yankee family?
20:06You thought the first bit? No, I don't care about I mean you're you're what are you gonna wear?
20:09Yankees Jersey when you're throwing out the cup, yeah
20:12No, why why all our people throw first pitches? I got no idea the first pitch
20:18Yeah, what that used to mean something that's I'm saying when I was a kid
20:22It was like a star would throw the first pitch
20:24Yeah, like wow, here's you know, Lionel Richie is throwing out the first pitch when I was a kid of the gamers
20:29No, I don't know. I'm saying in the 80s now. It's Martin
20:32Marty mush Frank who knows Glenn. He's probably done one. I mean, I yeah, I don't know. It's crazy
20:38I've never done one. You've never thought of first pitch you do you want to or no? No, not really
20:43I think I don't think it's really never meant anything to me either
20:46I know like back when I was on radio guys always make these pushes and do it
20:49I I guess like it's kind of cool before a playoff game or opening day
20:53That's a little different but just a random day when I don't want to hey
20:57We have Marty mush on Tuesday and Dave Port on Wednesday that devalues me. That's true
21:03Also when you're at these games like an afternoon game and some guy rolls out with the first pitch on a radio nobody gives a shit
21:07Yeah, that's what I'm saying playoffs opening day. That means something Patriots day in Boston. Maybe oh, that's big. Yeah, that's true
21:15Yeah, that's that is true. Are you do you care at all? So this is coming. He was around here. We are
21:21What's crazy is this was the Olympics that Boston was gonna bid for right?
21:26Like this was good. Do you are you an Olympics guy? I am NOT an Olympics guy. I've never been a little guy
21:32I think the Olympics are a mockery the more I see
21:37These made-up sports like you have the three-on-three basketball is
21:42Breakdancing is a breakdancing in there now. All right. So what are the sports where you say? Okay, well, this is the Olympics
21:49All the track and field stuff you're good with. Yeah. Yeah
21:53Regular swimming. Yes, but I have a major issue with swimming like when they say
21:58Phelps is the best athlete. I
22:00It
22:01this would be like
22:03Yeah, I agree. You're running a 20-yard dash a 40-yard dash 80-yard
22:07Well, this guy's the fastest we get it like it should do I don't care if you can I've said this
22:13This is a direct quote from my past swimming events should just be however
22:17You would swim if a great white was chasing you. That's it
22:21I don't care if you do butterfly backhand underwater just one end of the pool together
22:27Distances fine, but the eight okay relays or no
22:31Yeah, I mean, okay, but like who cares if Phelps won a million medals
22:37So you fucking cares did you see this list? I saw bus and did yeah, it's
22:42It's just see if you can find a list somebody so Phelps was it was ESPN Phelps. I think was number one, right?
22:46Yeah, yeah, which is insane. It's this century, right? The first it's just absolutely insane
22:52was Phelps one maybe
22:54Tiger to Serena to LeBron, I forget but yeah
22:57I mean the idea that Michael Phelps a better athlete than LeBron James feels a little the way you got a phrase those questions is
23:05If you are drafting a team and you didn't know what sport you were about to play, who would you draft?
23:11Yes, and no one's picking Phelps Phelps was one
23:16Because he wins all these medals big deal
23:19Serena that Serena's five arena I can live with messy
23:24I don't know about messy
23:26I'm pretty sure I'm taking LeBron James before messy and then athletic. Yeah, because messy is like one foot tall Brady
23:32I don't know. Yeah, Brady's up there. I don't know. He's five
23:35Alright, okay
23:37Federer not doubt it. No dizzy with this list. You got it. You got it. So get out of here with Simone Biles
23:43She's one foot tall, right? She's great what she does
23:46So, I mean, you know, but I mean but by your argument though, like Tiger Woods is not a better athlete than agreed
23:52He on branch not even a
23:55Thousand-percent agree. Oh Usain Bolt. I mean, he's a great. I would take Usain Bolt on basically a lot of things
24:01He's like you could football the whole so throw up if we keep scrolling down this list. What were you saying that?
24:07Yeah, I agree with you
24:08You know weirdly like Serena may be one of the most clear like I feel like she would be unbelievable at every single women's sport
24:15You put her out there as a differentiate, of course Federer would beat her six. Oh six. Oh, but that's not the point
24:19Yeah, right dinner within her sport within what they do. Yeah, I'm not I'm doing male-female here. So right. Yeah, but you don't
24:26you see you look at like I got very hung up when it was first announced because I thought
24:30Living in Boston my whole life as you did like the Olympics in Boston would be one of the great cluster fucks in the history
24:35Oh, it'll be nuts and the globe yesterday is doing this like 10 years later. Why did it not happen?
24:40What a shame like the world we were supposed to have that the f1 race too, and they fucked that one up, too
24:46Yeah, but yeah, but you don't think the Olympics should have been a Boston do you
24:50No, I think it would be cool to be there
24:52Oh
24:52They're all it would never happen all the fucking the only reason I say that is you have all these colleges for like dorms
24:59And you have stadiums because of it. But yeah, I think it's a cluster fuck anywhere. I
25:04Think that's just part of the deal, but Boston for the most part the walking city
25:09Yeah, but yeah, I mean, but yeah
25:10But if you look so if you look and I know you don't pay much attention
25:12But you look at the map like they were gonna do rowing and like Western Mass or with you shooting and Bill Ricker
25:17They're gonna do boxing and Lowell
25:19Like it wasn't all gonna be a Boston. Yeah, I mean I I I
25:22Think what you're saying is a very common Boston and a lot of cities
25:28Who wants it?
25:29Yeah
25:29Who wants it like a lot of people I think in the city rent their place out make a shit ton of money and get
25:34Out of the city for a couple weeks
25:36But if you're living in a city and you don't have Olympic fever
25:39Like you don't really care who the fuck would want it's a it's a logistical nightmare
25:45You see you see that only fans lady brought by crazy. Yeah
25:52Insane
25:54Crazy, I didn't know it was a Moki
25:58Yeah, I think it is right those Moki's cost 30 grand
26:02Yeah, so that was my takeaway. It's his dream car. He said
26:06It kind of fits to be honest I can like you don't see these very often unless you're in like st
26:12Bart's but Glenny balls driving down the street and Manhattan in a Moki kind of kind of makes sense
26:19That's 30 grand. I guess that's crazy
26:22How much did you thought would how much would you guess it would be without knowing 12?
26:25How does it say like 18 or something like they kind of these strike man's like a really souped up like Vespa, correct?
26:33Yeah, like it's a summer. It's a vacation thing
26:36Like you'll see a couple of them on and talk about how much I've seen them on islands like that's where you see them
26:41What's new in the in the nautical world?
26:44for you, I
26:45Know you have the captain Dave rules the ocean stuff rules of the ocean. What's yeah, I think I think I may be on to
26:50something with that
26:52Yeah, we got to get back out on the boat. Everything's going. Well, I do I've said this before I one of my favorite
26:57I have a lot of people just
27:00Yelling to me now captain Oh captain like strangers, which I do enjoy
27:05Yeah, but nothing nothing with me at some video that video that had like four billion views of the fucking whale
27:10Did you see that? Yeah, he just stole that from somebody else. Oh, he did. Oh, yeah, it wasn't his it wasn't as official
27:16No, no, I at first the way he did it. I thought he
27:20Know oh, he just thought I didn't know that just that's a stolen video. That's funny
27:27Yeah
27:29Anything else go did you care at all about Chris Clemmer's rat race he had a live showing lesson
27:33I just watched part of it. How was it?
27:37The part I watched was excellent. Oh, yeah
27:40Excellent. I don't know if we can pull it up. I retweeted it. Oh
27:44There it is
27:46Okay, I understand just keep watching
27:51We got to turn around and go to the other side, okay, we're turning around yes
27:57We're gonna make sure balance is good. It's all about the balance
28:01These guys are dead in the water. Literally literally dead in the water. They can't mince. He can't figure out how to paddle
28:07Mince we're going the wrong way. You said the bridge this bridge. Oh, you didn't say that. Okay. Okay. We got it
28:13This is kind of badass
28:14Straighten us out mince. I'm trying to go. Yeah
28:20Mince why are you turning us? I'm not trying to the winds getting us. I'm trying to go, right?
28:24There's no sail on this thing mince
28:26Whoa, mince. I'm trying dude
28:43All right
28:46So, I mean
28:48That's a gold herring right there
28:50Yeah
28:50You could just done a solo camera them just stuck in that rivers and I would have loved it
28:55So, I don't know how much credit Klemmer gets but you put those two on a kayak and it's hard not to be exactly
29:01What that was, but it was great. I enjoyed it. Good. Oh, yeah, that's up now that just
29:06Premiered today. So yeah, I think he went against they were saying he tried to premiere it verse Biden speech. Well last night he had a
29:14Sneak preview in at the bar in Chicago the first 20 minutes or something against Biden's speech
29:19I guess it didn't seem like it was particularly crowded for the event. No, I could see that
29:25There it is. Like not again, not you know
29:28It's just Glamour. Yeah
29:30So he wait he flew out for it
29:33Yeah, yeah. Well, I was sponsored pink Whitney and that's right. I think so. Yeah, so he flew out for it and
29:40Small small but loyal crowd of from a rat race. I think they call that an intimate gathering
29:49Well, the thing is like
29:52Who's gonna go and watch the first
29:54Like of no spoilers of that like just go into Chicago and watch that
29:58Yeah, I don't know and and I didn't even know actually I didn't watch the Biden speech
30:02I didn't even know what's happening. I watched a movie last night horrible movie. What would you watch?
30:07bike riders Oh
30:09the one with
30:11Tom Hardy Tom Hardy and the Elvis. Yeah, it was for a movie. That is about a bike gang
30:18It was very slow very slow. Yeah, you saying good lately or no
30:24No, no, no, you're not gonna go to the movies with all this like you're not gonna go see Wolverine and
30:29No, I mean, I could love going to the movies, but those don't those don't do it for me. I'll do it for you
30:33what's the update with you and
30:35Coleman
30:37Coleman is in his second week of suspension
30:39his suspension ends
30:42Tomorrow Saturday, he's technically back and the rules are the rules. I was just saying to these guys
30:47So we're doing two shows in the Dakotas from Black Friday contest winners
30:51We're doing shows at their locations and we're all going on the road the whole show and if you know
30:57If I say hey, we're meeting in the lobby at 6 o'clock for dinner at the Olive Garden and Coleman shows up at 6 o'clock
31:02In two seconds, he's fired. He has to find his way home. I like that. That's his life going forward
31:08History, so he's on
31:10Quadruple secret endless. He just can't be late ever again. He can't be one tenth of one second late. He loses his job
31:17And then two days later he goes to New York Times
31:20a hundred percent goes
31:22Documentaries probably two days after that. Uh-huh, and I'm gonna take the brunt of it probably. Oh, no question
31:28Yeah, but like I mean to me, I don't know like I laid it out like those are the rules there
31:33he knows them he's aware so like it would it would it shock you if
31:38Coleman was the guy in the roof in Butler, Indiana
31:42Yeah, he's so I don't think yeah, I don't think you got up to the roof
31:45He's so fat like it wouldn't shock me. I wish I was
31:48Joking you you would have slept through that and he wouldn't have shot Trump
31:51So but if that was like the mugshot and it was Coleman there
31:55I mean, of course like I like of course I got a bunch of tweets when that happened that people were saying that yeah
32:01I wouldn't be that's I think like everything with him
32:04He's so empty, but I think everything's in play. Yeah, I also did it
32:09I didn't violate this these rules within a
32:13Week, so I think he's gonna be the middle of North Dakota
32:16And we're just leaving like we're like good luck find your way to the fucking Fargo Airport because you don't work here
32:22if
32:23Antifa
32:24Isis the Taliban if any of them watch this he should be the guy they like
32:31Recruit number one like let's bring them in. Who's the US guy with the Taliban Johnny Walker. Was that the kids name?
32:38Memory I'd like the beard. He's an American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I yeah, I don't know that I know what you're talking about
32:44That's oh, yeah, that's Coleman or the get him get him in the living room Bergdahl
32:48This is Rick. I'm put him up like we love you Coleman and then just whip him into shape. He'll carry out anything
32:53He'll do anything. Well, if Cole was wandering around downtown, Los Angeles and saw that big Scientology building
32:59He would just go in and you would never see him again
33:02100% he'd lived there for like 20 years and you would never see him
33:05So, I mean a week from today we're doing this show the three of us will he be the producer
33:125050 like I I mean literally that's I mean if you think that's too harsh, but those are the rules
33:16No, that's not too harsh. I'll know before you'll know because it'll be like a mood situation
33:22I'll wake up to tweets of somebody. I don't know being like well, trust me
33:26Nobody knows Dave Portnoy better than I did and he's this racist asshole piece of shit and I'll be like Coleman
33:33So what's my quiet lately though? It's been a while since you had one of those right or no?
33:39Yeah, well
33:41Yeah, no it is I feel like outside of Coleman
33:45I trust everybody at this company for the most part
33:48who would you really everybody for the most part and maybe people I don't know but like
33:53Yeah, I do
33:55Yes, or anybody who's actually like, you know
33:57It's like a content person
33:58Who you think has that capability right now once they got if they got fire they left that they would do that
34:03No, I can't think of anybody. No
34:06That's a good thing. Yeah, even the people I hate I don't think like Nate and Smitty
34:10They wouldn't do it. We have a we have a mutual like understanding. We just hate hate each other and deal with it
34:17Yeah, you got anything else from here or no? No, that's it. No cost better. Yeah, it went away
34:23It was a weird tickle never a good sign though. You travel all are you there all for a while? Uh,
34:28I'm doing the colonoscopy thing next week. Oh
34:32I'm doing I'm doing Kola guard. I don't even know what that is
34:35That's the thing where you can so I do you have do you have history in your family or no?
34:39No, I've just never does everyone saying I mean, I just gotta get my is to the age
34:44You're gonna make sure you're not dying. I the same thing. So I'm a physical this week
34:47I'm a couple years old you I've never done it so you can use the same
34:49I've never done it either the way you're doing it or a Kola guard as they ship something in your house
34:54you take a shit in it and you send it back and it's
34:57About 90% and the doctor said if you don't have any history in your family, they feel okay
35:01Well, what why am I doing it my way? You shouldn't be doing I mean, do you have any history?
35:05Do you don't have any history your family? No, I don't think so. You should probably I mean because
35:10They want they want you know what the whole process is. I have no desire to go through that
35:13So I'm actually making the commercial about it. Oh you are
35:17Yeah, like for free but like there's some colonoscopy group that reached out
35:23Yeah, and I was looking to do it anyway, I'm like if you guys can schedule my appointment
35:27I'll because people should do it. You know, it's no I'm
35:31Flying to Boston. So when you ask travel I'm doing Boston and then going to Saratoga
35:36For that the rest of the week after that because I mean, it's a deeply uncomfortable experience for like a day or two
35:42The lead-up the actual. Yeah, once you do it, it's you wake up. It's fine
35:47Then you're done but like, you know, you can't eat you're gonna be shitting all night. You can be doing that whole thing
35:53And you're telling me I could just take him one shit and be done with it hard
35:57Yeah, you've never heard of coal guys
35:59Yeah, you just they send you something you take a dump and you just send it back
36:05Hmm yeah, I'm gonna look into that. Well, I'm that's why I'm this is this show is really taking a turn but
36:12Real life we were all mad. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. All right, so hopefully when he's back next week
36:17I hope he's doing. All right
36:19I'll see you then. Goodbye. All right, but