WWF Monday Night RAW: March 4, 1996
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00:00The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years,
00:05the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
00:12The wait is finally over, revealed tonight, the destiny of The Ultimate Warrior.
00:18And hang on to your bagpipe, Goldust is here in a 24-carat presentation
00:23of a Marlena film, shot on location in Piper's Pit.
00:28He's a billionaire, you won't believe his obnoxious,
00:31sexist, racist remarks tonight as a contestant on TV Trivia.
00:36The terms have been accepted, the training has begun.
00:39The first ever one hour Iron Man match for the WWF title will take place at WrestleMania.
00:46Tonight, both superstars will be in action.
00:49Can the one, two, three kid derail the heartbreak express?
00:52Can the cunning Hunter Hearst Helmsley dampen the spirits of breath to hit man
00:57at heart?
00:57We'll find out tonight on Monday Night Raw.
01:02["Monday Night Raw Theme Song"]
01:07["Monday Night Raw Theme Song"]
01:23Welcome you on to Monday Night Raw.
01:27Vince McMahon here along with Jerry, the King Lawler,
01:30in the square circle as we speak, the one, two, three kid.
01:34Awaiting the presence of this extraordinary competitor,
01:39coming down the aisle on his way to the ring, on his way to WrestleMania.
01:44We're talking about Shawn Michaels.
01:47Yeah, well, why don't we quit talking about Shawn Michaels for a minute?
01:50Let's talk about the kid.
01:51You know, the kid has made a reputation for himself in huge upsets.
01:55And what upset would be more huge than tonight if he were to derail Shawn Michaels
02:00on his way to WrestleMania, huh?
02:01Good point.
02:02Shawn Michaels ready to lock up with Bret the Hitman Hart in a one hour Iron Man
02:07matchup.
02:07Whoever wins the most balls in one hour will be the World Wrestling Federation
02:12champion.
02:12Only Michaels, only Bret Hart, only in the WWF can you have two exploits.
02:16And look out, wait a minute, over the top.
02:18Hey, that's no fair.
02:19The match hasn't even started yet.
02:22As far as Michaels is concerned, he is revved up and ready to go.
02:26The most flamboyant, the most resilient WWE superstar perhaps of all time.
02:32But is he the best there is, the best there was, and
02:35the best there ever will be?
02:37We're gonna find out at WrestleMania.
02:40You know what, man, I think you make a big mistake.
02:43I think you make a big mistake constantly harping on the fact of how great
02:47Shawn Michaels is.
02:48And how great Bret the Hitman Hart is.
02:52Yeah, well, if I sat here and told you how charismatic and how resilient,
02:55how flamboyant you were every week, your head would get too big for your toupee.
02:59I think the same thing is gonna happen to Shawn Michaels.
03:02He's gonna be overconfident.
03:04I don't think so at all.
03:05Shawn Michaels knows full well, both he and
03:08the Hitman Bret Hart in the match of a lifetime only at WrestleMania.
03:13And only can you have this kind of competitiveness,
03:16this kind of athleticism displayed at WrestleMania
03:20here in the WWE.
03:21Wait, there's a little athleticism displayed.
03:24He's trying to make fun of the one, two, three kid.
03:26That's what Shawn Michaels does.
03:28He gets right in your face.
03:30Here we go.
03:30Michaels and the kid locking up.
03:32Standing side headlock by the one, two, three kid.
03:34And yes, a tremendous opportunity here on the cusp of WrestleMania.
03:38Look at this.
03:39Up and the kid with momentum.
03:40Nice takedown.
03:42That went into the- Whoa.
03:43Better watch out.
03:45You wonder if Shawn Michaels is thinking about Bret the Hitman Hart in a matchup
03:48at WrestleMania.
03:49The Hitman is with us watching this matchup, I'm certain.
03:52That's right. And I know the Hitman is thinking about Shawn Michaels.
03:54As a matter of fact, I heard a rumor, McMahon,
03:56that they even had words in the locker room a little bit earlier tonight.
03:59But the Hitman better be thinking about Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
04:02Takedown again by the kid.
04:03One, two.
04:04Whoa.
04:05Did you see that, McMahon?
04:06I'm telling you, Shawn Michaels is distracted.
04:08He's got his mind on the Hitman.
04:09And the Hitman's gonna be distracted.
04:11I can see back-to-back losses for
04:13the two greatest superstars of all time here tonight on Raw.
04:17Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation,
04:19especially on Raw.
04:20The one, two, three kid with the momentum.
04:22Scooped up now and all the way back.
04:23The kid landing on his feet, driving Shawn Michaels to the rope,
04:26and Michaels hooks the rope.
04:27Nicely done.
04:28The one, two, three kid.
04:29Look at that.
04:29From the other side now.
04:31Elbow, right up in the mush.
04:33What a move.
04:34No.
04:35That kid is taking it to Shawn Michaels.
04:38What do you think now?
04:40He doesn't look no flamboyant, does he?
04:42One, two.
04:43And a kick out by Shawn Michaels.
04:44Come on, kid.
04:45The kid strikes a pose.
04:47Wait a minute.
04:47Michaels with his legs, hooks the shoulders of the kid, and it's over.
04:50Almost.
04:51Arm drag takedown by Shawn Michaels.
04:54Up again, down again.
04:55Michaels in control.
04:56Michaels down with the kid up above his head.
04:58Get out of there, kid.
05:00The one, two, three kid down on the canvas.
05:05Look out, here comes Shawn Michaels.
05:07Yes.
05:09And look at that.
05:09Michaels coming right back in.
05:12It's only he kid.
05:13What an athlete.
05:15I hate it when he does that.
05:17Yeah.
05:17When was the last time you did that?
05:19Well, there was a time when my crown fell off my head, and then somebody else
05:23was trying to- Let's go back and- Yeah, right.
05:24Let's take another look at that.
05:25Unbelievable.
05:27Right in the kisser, and then from there, Michaels with the kid.
05:31And the kid, of course, goes flying.
05:32And as we speak, the one, two, three kid on the outside being consoled by Ted DiBiase,
05:36the Million Dollar Man.
05:37And, of course, watching as we said before, ladies and gentlemen,
05:40Brett, the Hitman Hart, who's going to join us momentarily.
05:42Brett, you must be impressed thus far with the skills of Shawn Michaels.
05:46He is extraordinary, is he not?
05:48Yeah, I'm impressed.
05:49But a lot of these things that Shawn Michaels is getting away with,
05:53he wouldn't get away with me.
05:55I wouldn't be so foolish to- Well, I don't think Shawn Michaels would try
05:58a lot of the things with you that he's trying with the one, two, three kid.
06:02Trust me, he'll try.
06:03Well, there's no doubt that both individuals will push each other to the limit.
06:07That much is for certain.
06:08It's going to be a phenomenon, ladies and gentlemen,
06:10a match the likes of which you have never, ever seen before.
06:12Michaels now, catching the kid, big power slam, nicely done.
06:16Come on, kid, cover, we get two, and a kick out by the one, two, three kid.
06:20The one, two, three kid trying to pull off yet another upset here,
06:23tonight on Monday Night Raw.
06:25And another two count on the one, two, three kid.
06:28All right, King, if in fact Shawn Michaels was concentrating on WrestleMania in
06:31his matchup with Bret Hart,
06:32obviously you have to say he is definitely focused on the kid as we speak.
06:36Well, let me just add in one more factor he better focus on,
06:39the million dollar man outside the ring.
06:41That's another thing that's in the favor of the one, two, three kid.
06:44Shawn Michaels is in a lot of trouble here tonight.
06:46All right, Michaels now, up on his feet along with the one, two, three kid.
06:49Michaels coming off to rub the kid a little high and, no!
06:52What did I tell you?
06:53What did I tell you?
06:54Again, right in the face.
06:56The one, two, three kid with momentum now.
06:59You have to wonder, what's gonna be the biggest factor in the matchup here,
07:02as well as the matchup at WrestleMania dropkick?
07:04Bret, what do you think?
07:05Will it be lady luck?
07:06Will it be conditioning?
07:07What's the biggest factor in the matchup?
07:10I think that when it comes right down to it,
07:11it's who can punish who the most is what it's gonna come down to.
07:15And I don't think Shawn Michaels can do as much damage as I can when it comes
07:18right down to it.
07:19I'll tell you what, McMahon, I just realized the Hitman's strategy.
07:22He's gonna get Shawn Michaels in the ring.
07:24He's gonna take off his smelly boot and
07:25stick his stinking foot right in Shawn Michaels' face.
07:28I think we've been there before, the one, two, three kid up and, my goodness!
07:31Look at that!
07:32Look at, look at, the kid pummeling Shawn Michaels on the outside!
07:36No, he's ramming his head!
07:38Look at that!
07:39Come on, ref, get him out of there!
07:40Another concussion, maybe!
07:42The kid!
07:43Come on, disqualify him right now!
07:46No way, McMahon, come on!
07:47I'm really enjoying this!
07:48Wait a minute, Ted DiBiase with a hard right hand!
07:50Yeah, what'd I tell you?
07:51Behind you, Fischer's back!
07:53Come on, stop it, stop it!
07:54Bret, Bret, are you enjoying this, Bret?
07:57No, I find it disgraceful.
07:59Where's the referee when you need him, Bret?
08:01You're lying, Hitman.
08:03I just want to make, you know, I don't have any animosity towards Shawn.
08:06And I certainly don't want anything bad to happen to him before the matchup.
08:09Cuz, you know, he's a friend of mine.
08:11The fact that we're gonna fight each other is just part of the job, I think.
08:16Come on, McMahon, he's lying through his teeth.
08:17He'd like nothing better than to see Shawn Michaels carted out of here on
08:20a stretcher tonight.
08:21Nonetheless, Bret the Hitman, aren't we?
08:23Thank you very much for joining us here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
08:25Best of luck.
08:26We'll see you in action later on against Hunter Hearst.
08:28Jones, look at right now.
08:29Michaels pulling himself right back up into the ring.
08:32Just as Shawn Michaels has always done.
08:34You talk about a young man who is game.
08:36A young man who lets it all hang out, so to speak.
08:38It's Shawn Michaels in every single match.
08:40He gives it his all.
08:42And the one, two, three kid right now is doing just that as well.
08:45Yeah, did you see those stomps by the kid right to Shawn Michaels' head?
08:49Shawn Michaels now in trouble.
08:51Make no mistake about it.
08:52Michaels to the buckle.
08:53Here comes the kid.
08:54Yes.
08:55Can the kid polish off Shawn Michaels?
08:58Michaels on the canvas.
08:59Upset.
09:00Upset.
09:01Stay with us.
09:04We're back on WWE Faction.
09:05The one, two, three kid has been taken to Shawn Michaels, two and almost again.
09:10The kid all the way through the ring has been drubbing Shawn Michaels.
09:14Michaels is in trouble.
09:15That's right.
09:16And obviously, the kid's strategy is to work on the head of Shawn Michaels.
09:20Started earlier.
09:20You saw him out there just hammering Shawn Michaels' head into the floor.
09:24Into the mat out there.
09:25And now he's come in.
09:26He stomped Shawn Michaels in the head.
09:28He's gonna take advantage of the fact that recent concussion.
09:31If you don't believe a concussion series business, ask Wayne Gretzky.
09:34Michaels trying to make a move.
09:36Michaels trying for this capacity crowd the quickest with him here tonight.
09:41Yeah, quite now.
09:41Michaels with an elbow.
09:43Michaels with a hard right hand.
09:44The holder's broken in the right hand and a jaw.
09:46Michaels now coming off the rope, man.
09:48No, no, he comes to Lincoln.
09:49All right, look at that.
09:51Right in the head.
09:52That's it, do it.
09:52Or it's cover one.
09:54Two, he got him.
09:55No, he didn't.
09:56Wow.
09:58And the one, two, three kid is taking it to Shawn Michaels with a vengeance
10:03here tonight on Raw.
10:03And you can't believe it, can you, McMahon?
10:05I know you thought that Shawn Michaels was gonna come in here and
10:07waltz right through the one, two, three kid.
10:09It's not happening.
10:10There's no such thing as waltzing right through any competitive matchup here in
10:13the World Wrestling Federation, especially not on Raw.
10:16No, indeed.
10:17Michaels, not gonna get an elbow.
10:19Another one.
10:19Look at this.
10:20On the head.
10:21On the head. Michaels is in trouble.
10:22The one, two, three kid with Ted DiBiase on the outside,
10:25trying to capitalize on Michaels.
10:26And missing with a clothesline from the other side.
10:28Michaels on target.
10:31Come on, kid.
10:33The one, two, three kid now making the move.
10:36The kid recovering faster than Shawn Michaels, who, as we said before,
10:40has been taking and absorbing all kinds of punishment.
10:43Just as Bret Hart said,
10:44that may be the difference between the two individuals at WrestleMania.
10:48It may be the difference here in this matchup.
10:50I think Shawn Michaels- Who can absorb,
10:52who can take the most punishment and still keep coming back.
10:56I think Michaels has taken the most.
10:56I think he's completely out.
10:58The one, two, three kid.
10:59All he has to do is cover Shawn.
11:01Look at the kid now.
11:02Yeah. Now, wait a minute.
11:03Michaels nips right up.
11:05He was playing possum.
11:07Right hand block.
11:08Michaels on target.
11:09Michaels on block and on target again.
11:11Michaels hammering the kid.
11:13Backs him into the corner now.
11:14Sets him up for the ride, yes.
11:16To the back of the kid, puts on brakes now.
11:18Michaels waits for him with a nice left hand.
11:20The kid now set up again.
11:21Shawn Michaels in control.
11:22No, no, no.
11:23Reversal.
11:23Michaels now, look.
11:24Look at that nice break.
11:25Michaels on the top rope.
11:27Michaels, look, awesome.
11:28Yeah, that nails the kid.
11:30Look at Michaels going to work.
11:32Michaels now, yeah.
11:34With a one, two, three kid.
11:35Shawn Michaels, what's he gonna do now?
11:37Another corner.
11:38The kid's set up again.
11:39All right, to the other side.
11:40Look at Michaels.
11:42On the heart, on the heart.
11:44Shawn Michaels building momentum.
11:48We go back and take a look at that moonsault right under the kid.
11:51Devastating.
11:53Here's another look at it.
11:54He nailed it.
11:55Back to live action now.
11:56Shawn Michaels with a one, two, three kid.
11:58The kid now is in trouble.
11:59A scoop and a slam.
12:01What's he doing now?
12:02Michaels, wait a minute.
12:03Michaels to the outside.
12:04Perhaps a high risk maneuver coming up.
12:06I don't agree with this, McMahon.
12:08If at first you succeed, don't try anything else stupid.
12:11Shawn Michaels from the top end.
12:12Yeah.
12:14It worked.
12:15Michaels in complete control at the moment with a one, two, three kid.
12:20And pinning him.
12:21It's time for a little chin music.
12:24He loves to showboat though, McMahon.
12:26Yes, he does.
12:27And that's one of the things about Shawn Michaels everybody likes.
12:29He is flamboyant as Michaels now sets up the kid.
12:32Coming off and yeah.
12:33No, no, he missed the kid.
12:34Look at that, the kid to the outside.
12:36That's a smart move.
12:37Wait a minute, Shawn Michaels going to the outside with him.
12:40A one, two, three kid.
12:41Hiding behind him.
12:42Kandy Bias now ducks in and wait a minute.
12:44The kid takes advantage.
12:45The kid now with a couple of boots to the head.
12:47The kid wailing away on Shawn Michaels.
12:50Look at the one, two, three kid scoops up Michaels and slams him.
12:54All right. The momentum turning right back around again.
12:56Now the kid to the outside.
12:58What's he gonna try?
12:59What's the kid gonna do?
13:01The kid's still in this matchup now on the top.
13:03If he hits this, this could do it.
13:06Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
13:07No.
13:08No.
13:09Shawn Michaels playing possum.
13:12Michaels sets up the left chin music.
13:14Michaels with a kid right where he wants him.
13:16Yeah.
13:18One, two, yes.
13:22Shawn Michaels victorious here tonight on Raw.
13:26Michaels is headed to WrestleMania in the match of his life against
13:32Bret the Hitman Hart.
13:33Will Shawn Michaels realize the dream of a 12-year-old boy at WrestleMania?
13:40Or will his dreams be shattered?
13:42Let's go back.
13:42I'm gonna tell you this thing, man.
13:44This was the downfall of the kid.
13:45Shawn Michaels, as you said, playing possum.
13:47But I don't think he'll be able to do that with the Hitman.
13:50I think when he goes for that sweet chin music,
13:52the Hitman's gonna snap Shawn Michaels' leg and put him right into the sharpshooter.
13:57Shawn Michaels against Bret the Hitman Hart.
14:00And look at this.
14:02A member of The Clique has joined Shawn Michaels.
14:07That's what it's all about.
14:09Here at the World Wrestling Federation.
14:11Look at this.
14:12Extraordinary athleticism.
14:15That boy is resilient in Shawn Michaels' up close and personal with The Clique.
14:20Yeah.
14:21Hey, big man, you talk about up close and personal.
14:23That happens to be the name of the number one movie this week at the box office.
14:26And speaking of movies, let's take you to Goldust.
14:29He's gonna do a sequel of Piper's Pit.
15:02And... action.
15:05Mmm, I am big.
15:08It's the pictures that got small.
15:11Sunset Boulevard, 1950.
15:14Oh, but you were always big, Mr. President Piper, weren't you?
15:18At one time, you were the biggest man in the world.
15:21And now you're the biggest man in the world.
15:24You're the biggest man in the world.
15:27You're the biggest man in the world.
15:30At one time, you were literally...
15:33huge.
15:36As a matter of fact,
15:38some of my earliest teenage fantasies
15:41derived right from this very pit.
15:44Watching you from the hills,
15:47I hung on your every word
15:51as each syllable spilled
15:54from your luscious lips.
15:58I sunk deeper and deeper
16:02into my own sea of ecstasy
16:06when you exploded that coconut
16:09over the head of one superfly.
16:11Oh, I myself erupted
16:15with pleasure
16:17like a rock-hard mountain of rust.
16:20Mm-hmm.
16:22And that skirt.
16:24Oh, yes, we mustn't forget that skirt.
16:29I spent many hours of quality time alone
16:33just contemplating crepes of wrath.
16:37But, President Piper,
16:39things are different now, aren't they?
16:42You have moved into a new set.
16:46And that set is one Hollywood
16:50that you forget.
16:53That's my set.
16:55Though I've seen you in some of those films.
16:59I even got quite the rise
17:03out of They Live.
17:05Yes, you have done quite well for yourself,
17:08Mr. President Piper.
17:11As a matter of fact,
17:13you may even one day
17:15go down as an all-time Hollywood great.
17:21Hmm.
17:23Maybe a great, but not the greatest.
17:27That title only belongs
17:30to one...
17:35gold dust.
17:37So sit back, President Piper,
17:39and like the gentleman that you are,
17:41accept what is simply as what is.
17:45That being your role
17:47as a World Wrestling Federation president
17:50and merely my lowly...
17:52extra
17:54when it comes to Tinseltown.
17:56Oh, by the way,
17:59maybe, just maybe,
18:02if you're a good little boy,
18:04I'll even treat you to a little something extra.
18:09Hmm.
18:12Extreme self-complaints.
18:15Hmm.
18:22Oh, yeah.
18:25You remember the name,
18:27and you will never forget.
18:33Gold dust.
18:38I don't care who he's directed by.
18:40That's one of the worst films,
18:41one of the worst pieces of acting
18:42I think we've ever seen here
18:43in the World Wrestling Federation.
18:44You've got to be kidding me, McMahon.
18:45Have you ever seen any Roddy Piper films?
18:47Yeah, I've seen a lot of them,
18:48and I like them.
18:49I'll tell you what,
18:50we're going to get the hot rod on the phone,
18:51ladies and gentlemen.
18:52Stay with us.
18:53Yes, Roddy Roddy Piper,
18:54never at a loss for words,
18:56from Los Angeles.
18:57He's going to join us,
18:58and yet more action here to come tonight.
19:00Hunter Hearst Helmsley
19:02squaring off against
19:03Wreck the Hitman Art Plus,
19:05a major announcement.
19:06Stay with us.
19:09Welcome back, everyone,
19:10to more RAW.
19:11Yes, the countdown is on
19:12to WrestleMania,
19:13brought to you by
19:14Tyco RC Maximum Heat.
19:17However,
19:18speaking of WrestleMania,
19:20never before in the history
19:21of the World Wrestling Federation
19:23has one single force
19:24generated the intensity
19:26and raw energy
19:28of the Ultimate Warrior.
19:30No one could instantly
19:31electrify a crowd
19:33like the Warrior.
19:34Empowered by the Warrior
19:35inside the heart
19:36of all of his fans,
19:38the Warrior's rise to the top
19:39of the World Wrestling Federation
19:41was unquestionably meteoric.
19:44WrestleMania VI
19:45became his launching pad,
19:47lasting on
19:48in front of 67,000 fans
19:50defeating the self-professed
19:52Immortal Hulk Hogan
19:54the very next year.
19:55The Ultimate Warrior
19:57continued to soar
19:58through WrestleMania VII
20:00with a victory
20:01over the Macho Man Randy Savage,
20:02and then mystique
20:04turned to mystery.
20:05The Ultimate Warrior
20:07vanished.
20:08Yet in his absence,
20:10the legend
20:11of the Ultimate Warrior
20:12continued to grow.
20:14But now,
20:15after a great deal
20:16of speculation,
20:18it is official.
20:20Yes,
20:21with WrestleMania
20:22once again descending,
20:24brace yourself
20:26for the return
20:27of the most intense,
20:29reckless,
20:30skyrocket of them all,
20:32the Ultimate Warrior.
20:37Anything can happen
20:38here in the World Wrestling Federation.
20:39No question about that.
20:40On the phone right now,
20:41Hot Rod,
20:42Rowdy, Rowdy Pepper.
20:43Let me correct myself.
20:44That's Mr. President.
20:45Much better.
20:46I am here from Hollywood
20:47watching Raw,
20:49and I need to talk to you
20:51fast.
20:52Yes,
20:53we can't wait for those comments
20:54and more action as well.
20:55Yet to come,
20:56Hunter Hearst Tombs
20:57against Bret the Hitman Hart,
20:58and then who we've got.
20:59Where's the hunster tonight?
21:00Somebody help me, brother.
21:10The Undertaker and Yokozuna.
21:12Their feud was one of legend,
21:14and their casket matches
21:15brought each other
21:16to the depths of darkness.
21:21Now, they buried their differences
21:23and joined forces
21:24to battle the British Bulldog
21:25and Owen Hart.
21:26Don't miss this epic battle
21:28next week live
21:29on Monday Night Raw.
21:32We're back, everyone,
21:33with more Monday Night Raw.
21:35How about it?
21:36Next week,
21:37that unlikely tag team combination
21:38of the Undertaker and Yokozuna
21:40teaming up once bitter enemies
21:42against the tag team duo
21:44of Owen Hart
21:45and the British Bulldog.
21:46We will be live
21:48from the hometown
21:49of Shawn Michaels,
21:50the Heartbreak Kid,
21:51from San Antonio, Texas,
21:53next week and right now.
21:55Doc Hendricks and the Raw Band
21:57getting them up.
21:58Oh, yeah,
21:59because Goku's coming to town.
22:00You talk about Texas.
22:01Yes, the WWF will be live
22:03tomorrow night in Austin,
22:05Beaumont, Tyler, Houston.
22:07Yeah, Corpus Christi gets set.
22:09Live WWF action
22:11all this coming week in Texas,
22:13and this is a brand
22:14of what Texas can give you.
22:15Yeah, I love to go to Texas.
22:17Gives me a chance to use a little more
22:18of that CB lingo,
22:19you know what I mean?
22:20No, I don't know what you mean.
22:21Take a look at this cowboy
22:22right here, though,
22:23accompanied by Zeb Akaiya.
22:24What is that Zeb Akaiya
22:26in his hand?
22:27It looks like a branding iron.
22:28I think that's exactly what it is.
22:30Justin Hawk Bradshaw,
22:31throwback from the old Wild West,
22:33if you would.
22:34Old Stan Hansen days,
22:36and Justin Hawk Bradshaw
22:37has been wreaking havoc thus far
22:39here in the World Wrestling Federation.
22:41However, I would suggest
22:42he's going to be put to the test
22:43here this week
22:44by the modern-day kamikaze,
22:46Hakushin, standing by.
22:47Look at this, going to work right away.
22:48Standing by right now,
22:49ladies and gentlemen,
22:50coming to you from Los Angeles,
22:51from the American Film Festival,
22:53Roddy, Roddy Piper.
22:54Mr. Piper, thank you for joining us
22:56here tonight on Raw.
22:57It's always a pleasure,
22:58and of course,
22:59you can refer to me
23:00as Piper President.
23:01The first thing
23:02that I would like you to do,
23:03Mr. McMahon,
23:05is Jerry Lawler,
23:06the Rush Limbaugh wannabe,
23:07just shut him up, please.
23:08What?
23:09I have some news.
23:10You've got that,
23:11and again,
23:12a huge thank you
23:13on behalf of WWF fans.
23:15The Ultimate Warrior
23:16is returning back
23:17to ring action
23:18at WrestleMania,
23:19but Mr. Piper,
23:20just whom will he be facing?
23:22I was released as President
23:25to take care
23:26of the WWF fans,
23:28and this match that I have made
23:31is a match with
23:32the Ultimate Warrior
23:33that I am going to
23:34personally come down
23:35to the next floor,
23:36live and live in color,
23:38and tell you his opponent,
23:40because you ain't gonna believe it.
23:42Well, we'll certainly
23:43look forward to that.
23:44Hakushi with a dropkick,
23:45and look at Justin Hawk Bradshaw,
23:46very impressive,
23:47just brushing him aside.
23:48And the American Film Festival,
23:50have they ever seen anything
23:52like we just saw earlier on,
23:54that Marlena production
23:56of Goldust
23:57in a Piper's pit replica?
23:59Your reaction to that, please.
24:01Well, first of all,
24:02there's only one Piper's pit.
24:03However, I didn't know
24:05Edward was still alive.
24:07Obviously, he directed that.
24:09Yes, he probably did.
24:10It was a sequel,
24:11and it was better.
24:13Is that Rushie again there?
24:15That was Rushie.
24:16Listen, I understand Goldust
24:19better than anyone.
24:21I fought AJ Madonnas.
24:23I know what he's doing.
24:24He's playing mind games.
24:26The guy is a great athlete,
24:28but I'll tell you what.
24:29You want to play mind games,
24:31Mr. Goldust,
24:32Rowdy Roddy Piper,
24:33the president,
24:34next week, San Antonio,
24:37RAW,
24:38I am coming in living color, baby.
24:40What?
24:41And I will give you a piece of my mind,
24:43but when it's finished,
24:44you better be prepared,
24:46because I don't know
24:47if there'll be any gold left,
24:48but baby,
24:49there'll be a lot of time.
24:51Mr. Piper, thank you very much
24:52for joining us
24:53tonight on Monday Night RAW.
24:55We look forward to next week.
24:56You'll know I'm there.
24:59The building will be shaking.
25:00You got it.
25:02Is he gone?
25:04Yes, I am.
25:05He's gone.
25:06Well, that's too bad,
25:07because I was just getting ready
25:08to tell him that that skirt
25:09looked a lot better on Goldust
25:10than it ever did on Piper,
25:11and I used to have to sit through
25:12Piper's movies four times
25:14just to get my money's worth.
25:15That's a kill.
25:16Oh, wait a minute.
25:17Look at this.
25:18Not a skirt.
25:19Look at that.
25:20Akushi, yes.
25:21There we go with a chop.
25:22Oh, that'll put a dent in the jaw.
25:23Look out.
25:24Here comes Akushi,
25:25and blast.
25:26Akushi off to rope it.
25:28Oh, my goodness.
25:29Look at that.
25:30He ran right into
25:31that big cowboy boot.
25:32Yes, and Akushi
25:33obviously disoriented,
25:34and look out.
25:35Right back in,
25:36and now on the outside.
25:37Look at this from the top.
25:38Yes.
25:39Akushi taking it
25:40to Justin Hawk Bradshaw.
25:41We said before,
25:42Akushi in a modern-day
25:43kamikaze right out here
25:44in front of us now.
25:45Akushi scooped up.
25:46This is it.
25:47Oh, no.
25:48Down into the apron.
25:49Look at this.
25:50Again.
25:51Justin Hawk Bradshaw
25:52driving the carcass.
25:54Oh, my goodness,
25:55and then down on the canvas
25:56as well.
25:57Power slam right here
25:58on the floor.
25:59Justin Hawk Bradshaw,
26:00thus far very impressive
26:01tonight on Raw.
26:02Look at that brand there.
26:03Oh, JB.
26:04Yeah.
26:05And Zeb there
26:06with the branding iron.
26:07Justin Hawk Bradshaw
26:08breaks the count.
26:09Back out now with Akushi
26:10right out in front of us.
26:12Akushi in some trouble,
26:14obviously.
26:15What a shot there.
26:16By the way,
26:17ladies and gentlemen,
26:18following this matchup,
26:19we're gonna take you to the,
26:20well, I don't know what
26:21you would call mankind.
26:23I don't know what you
26:24would call him,
26:25but Billy Packer would
26:26probably call him
26:27probably,
26:28but we could call him
26:29deranged.
26:30That much is for certain.
26:31And, of course,
26:32ladies and gentlemen,
26:33also coming up,
26:34TV trivia featuring
26:35Billionaire Ted.
26:36Akushi.
26:37Oh, no.
26:38A huge boot
26:39right into the kisser.
26:40Justin Hawk Bradshaw.
26:42Very impressive.
26:43What an athlete, huh?
26:44Look out, look out.
26:45Coming off the rope.
26:46No.
26:47Close line.
26:48Unbelievable.
26:49One, two,
26:50and he got him.
26:51Look at that.
26:52With authority.
26:53Yes, a lariat.
26:54The winner of the match,
26:55Justin.
26:56In control all the way.
26:57Bradshaw.
26:58Wait a minute,
26:59what's he doing?
27:00I don't know.
27:01Uh-oh.
27:02The Houston Livestock
27:03Show and Rodeo
27:04ended last night
27:05in Houston,
27:06ladies and gentlemen.
27:07And the World Wrestling
27:08Federation's gonna be
27:09in Houston this Friday night.
27:10Who knows?
27:11You may see
27:12a little of this going on.
27:13I can't believe
27:14he's actually
27:15hog-tying it.
27:16Wait a minute,
27:17wait a minute.
27:18I hope they're not
27:19gonna brand him.
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Guess what,
27:22Akushi needs more
27:23letters on his body.
27:24Akushi has been
27:25named Justin
27:26Tom Bradshaw.
27:27This will be
27:28a force to reckon with
27:29here in the
27:30World Wrestling
27:31Federation.
27:32However,
27:33speaking of a force
27:34to be reckoned with,
27:35well, take a look,
27:36ladies and gentlemen,
27:37at Mankind.
27:38Didn't he realize
27:39I could hear
27:40through those walls?
27:41Mommy tried to
27:42make excuses,
27:43but he said
27:44I was a boy
27:45no longer,
27:46that I was
27:47becoming dangerous,
27:48and my emotions
27:49would have to
27:50be numbed.
27:51So I painted
27:52a picture
27:54of a man
27:55who was
27:56a child.
27:57So I paid him
27:58a visit.
27:59He'll never forget
28:00the fear in his eyes
28:01as he whimpered,
28:02what kind of man
28:03could do this?
28:04No kind of man.
28:05Only Mankind
28:06could be this evil
28:07and the deceit
28:08and the treachery
28:09that has been
28:10spread
28:11and the lies
28:12and the lies
28:13and the lies
28:14and the lies
28:15and the lies
28:16and the lies
28:17and the lies
28:18and the lies
28:19and the lies
28:20and the lies
28:21and the lies
28:22that has been spread
28:23throughout the millennium
28:25and has taken form
28:27on my disfigured brain
28:30is about to be
28:31paid back
28:32to the perpetrators.
28:36When that time
28:37is at hand,
28:40no one
28:42will have
28:43a nice day.
28:46Unbelievable.
28:47Deranged?
28:48Yes, indeed.
28:49Mankind.
28:50What do you think
28:51his face looks like,
28:52McMahon?
28:53I'm not in a hurry
28:54to find out.
28:55I'll tell you that.
28:56Wow.
28:57However,
28:58speaking of beautiful faces,
28:59there on the left,
29:00ladies and gentlemen,
29:01accompanying Hunter
29:02Hearst-Hemsley,
29:03a young lady
29:04by the name
29:05of Emerald Hart.
29:06Hey, you know what?
29:07I got a scoop for you,
29:08McMahon.
29:09Her name is Emerald Hart.
29:10That's Brett
29:11the Hitman Hart's sister.
29:12It is?
29:13Sure is.
29:14You didn't know that,
29:15did you?
29:16I don't believe it.
29:17Brett the Hitman Hart.
29:18I know what you're thinking
29:19because she's too pretty,
29:20right?
29:21But you remember that family,
29:22the Munsters,
29:23that had that one
29:24mutated daughter
29:25that was real pretty?
29:26Well, that's the way it is
29:27with the Hart family.
29:28They're all hideously ugly
29:29except for her.
29:30How dare you.
29:31Up there in Canada,
29:32it's so cold,
29:33she's been
29:34well-preserved.
29:35Stay tuned.
29:36The Hitman in action.
29:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:39Wait a minute,
29:40handsome Doc Hendricks here.
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30:26We're back
30:27with our Monday Night Raw.
30:28We thank you very much
30:29for joining us tonight
30:30ladies and gentlemen.
30:31The World Wrestling Federation
30:32bringing our brand
30:33of excitement,
30:34our brand of action,
30:35yes,
30:36a new WWF generation
30:37coming at you.
30:38And right now,
30:39coming at Hunter Hurst Hemsley
30:41who thus far
30:42has undefeated on Raw
30:43will be
30:44Brett
30:45Hitman Hart.
30:46Here he comes.
30:49Listen to this ovation,
30:50McMahon.
30:51These fans are going nuts.
30:52They love the Hitman.
30:53Brett,
30:54the Hitman Hart
30:55greeting him
30:56in the same fashion
30:57as Shawn Michaels
30:58was earlier on.
30:59And you can bet
31:00Shawn Michaels
31:01will be watching this matchup
31:02just as
31:03Brett Hitman Hart
31:04was watching
31:05the Michaels
31:06one, two, three kid match.
31:07Will
31:08Brett the Hitman Hart
31:09be focused
31:10on Hunter Hurst
31:11Hemsley
31:12or will the Hitman
31:13be thinking about
31:14his Wrestlemania matchup
31:15with Shawn Michaels?
31:16He'll lose a little focus
31:17when he sees that
31:18his sister's standing
31:19over there with Hunter.
31:20That's definitely
31:21not his sister.
31:22Is that?
31:23Hart sisters are far
31:24prettier than
31:25Emerald Hart
31:26taking nothing away
31:27from the Ms. Hart
31:28around ringside.
31:29You're a liar,
31:30McMahon.
31:31All right,
31:32so my nose is going
31:33a little bit.
31:34In any event,
31:35the Hart sisters
31:36have much better
31:37personalities,
31:38that's for sure.
31:39They have much better
31:40driving conditions.
31:41Yeah,
31:42and by the U.S. Army.
31:43Learn how to get
31:44an edge on life.
31:45Be all you can be.
31:46And listen up,
31:47King,
31:48also brought to you
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31:50where you can get
31:51your burger's worth.
31:52And you always
31:53get your money's worth
31:54in a live WWF event.
31:55No question about that
31:56out in the Meadowlands.
31:57Ladies and gentlemen,
31:58in person,
31:59many of you there
32:00just as this young lady
32:01is right now.
32:02And let's take you back now
32:03to the recent event
32:04at the Meadowlands.
32:05The Hitman Brett Hart
32:06gives this little lady
32:07just as he did
32:08years ago,
32:09a pair of his signature
32:10sunglasses.
32:11And that's the effect
32:12of it.
32:13She was ecstatic.
32:14Only in the
32:15World Wrestling Federation
32:16can you have this kind
32:17of emotion,
32:18this kind of caring.
32:19And this kind of
32:20looks,
32:21McMahon,
32:22look at it.
32:23Emerald's about to
32:24bring a tear to my eye.
32:25Uh-huh,
32:26and this kind of action,
32:27here we go now.
32:28Brett,
32:29the Hitman Hart
32:30locking up with
32:31Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
32:32Helmsley,
32:33very cagey,
32:34very crafty.
32:35And of course,
32:36the Hitman Brett Hart,
32:37undefeated here on Raw.
32:38And Hunter with a,
32:39oh, wait a minute,
32:40look at this.
32:41Yes.
32:42That was going to be
32:43a clean break there
32:44for a moment.
32:45Needed in the midsection.
32:46Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
32:47Hard right hand
32:48to the side of the jaw.
32:49Brett,
32:50the Hitman Hart,
32:51obviously has done
32:52his homework
32:53coming into this matchup.
32:54And what an opportunity
32:55for Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
32:56Oh,
32:57with a hard right hand
32:58to really make a name
32:59for himself
33:00here in the WWF.
33:01A defeat
33:02of Brett,
33:03the Hitman Hart.
33:04Helmsley is catapulted
33:05close to the number one
33:06and you know,
33:07all Brett,
33:08the Hitman Hart
33:09is thinking about right now
33:10is Shawn Michaels.
33:11That's going to be
33:12his downfall.
33:13Hunter Hearst Helmsley
33:14setting up Brett Hart
33:15and,
33:16oh,
33:17to the buckle.
33:18Here comes,
33:19no.
33:20Helmsley moving in
33:21too quickly.
33:22You're talking about
33:23crafty and cagey
33:24and Brett Hart
33:25got a top five.
33:26The Hitman Brett Hart
33:27with momentum now.
33:28Let's see what he can do
33:29with Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
33:30Brett Hart spoke earlier on
33:31about being able to,
33:32oh,
33:33not only dish out
33:34but absorb
33:35and that will be
33:36the difference
33:37in the matchup
33:38as Ms. Hart is looking on
33:39as Mr. Hart is taking care
33:40of business.
33:41Yeah.
33:42I asked Emerald
33:43if she'd like to date
33:44Brett Hart.
33:45She said,
33:46no thanks.
33:47I don't date outside
33:48my species.
33:49Well,
33:50there's no doubt
33:51the Hitman Brett Hart
33:52is a very rare find
33:53indeed,
33:54that's for sure.
33:55Brett,
33:56the Hitman Hart
33:57has been through it all
33:58here in the World Wrestling
33:59Federation
34:00but perhaps never
34:01has he been tested
34:02as he will be
34:03in this one hour
34:04at WrestleMania
34:05Brett Hart
34:06against Shawn Michaels.
34:07You said he's crafty.
34:08You said he's cagey.
34:09But I guarantee
34:10he's also
34:11Two-Face McMahon.
34:12He doesn't really
34:13like Shawn Michaels.
34:14He couldn't warm up
34:15to Shawn if they were
34:16cremated together.
34:17He knows that
34:18Shawn Michaels
34:19is his mortal enemy.
34:20Shawn Michaels
34:21is the man who
34:22raves that belt.
34:23He's dreamed of that belt.
34:24Oh, yeah,
34:25since 12 years old.
34:26Wait a minute.
34:27Shawn Michaels
34:28is coming out here.
34:29Michaels is walking out
34:30to get a little closer
34:31look at this
34:32and Brett Hart sees him.
34:33Here we go.
34:34Well, Michaels
34:35obviously
34:36He's going to hit him
34:37with a chair.
34:38He has not.
34:39I think
34:40Michaels has a seat
34:41in the front row.
34:42This match continues.
34:43Stay with us,
34:44ladies and gentlemen.
34:45More Raw
34:46coming at you.
34:47The World Wrestling
34:48Federation.
34:49It's action.
34:50Electricity.
34:51Excitement.
34:52And if you want to be
34:53part of a spectacle
34:54that is the
34:55World Wrestling
34:56Federation
34:57experience it live
34:58as we make stops
34:59at the following
35:00locations.
35:01Tomorrow,
35:02we take over the
35:03Frank Irwin Center
35:04in Austin, Texas.
35:05This Wednesday,
35:06we make our way
35:07to the Civic Center
35:08in Beaumont, Texas.
35:09On Thursday,
35:10we strike oil
35:11at the Oil Palace
35:12in Tyler, Texas.
35:13On Friday,
35:14we'll reach the Summit,
35:15the Houston Summit.
35:16And on Sunday,
35:17we invade the Memorial
35:18Coliseum in Corpus Christi.
35:19Experience the
35:20World Wrestling
35:21Federation live.
35:22It's like no other
35:23experience in the world.
35:24We're back
35:25at the
35:26World Wrestling
35:27Federation
35:28in Austin, Texas.
35:30We're back at
35:31Shawn Michaels'
35:32look zone.
35:33Hunter Hearst,
35:34Tom Slade,
35:35down to the canvas.
35:36And Michaels must be
35:37impressed with the
35:38athleticism of
35:39Bret the Hitman Hart.
35:40A little nod to the
35:41action.
35:42Certainly fans in the
35:43greater New England area
35:44very impressed with
35:45the recent live
35:46World Wrestling
35:47Federation events
35:48and some of the
35:49more unusual events
35:50chronicled on the
35:51WWF Superstar line.
35:52Both Bret and
35:53Shawn Michaels
35:54in top form.
35:55No question about that.
35:56Well, they better be
35:57McMahon because this
35:58is going to be 60
35:59minutes long.
36:00One hour.
36:01I mean, these guys
36:02are going to be pushed
36:03to the limit like they've
36:04never been in their
36:05entire careers.
36:06And I know, I've heard
36:07Bret Hart say that he's
36:08had these kind of
36:09matches in the past,
36:10but that was a long
36:11time ago.
36:12What kind of condition
36:13is he in now?
36:14Time will tell as the
36:15Hitman Bret Hart now
36:16with Hunter Hearst
36:17Helmsley.
36:18And I would suggest
36:19that it's a little more
36:20difficult to concentrate
36:21on the matchup with
36:22Helmsley.
36:23What would Shawn
36:24Michaels there looking
36:25on?
36:26That's right, McMahon.
36:27That's throwing Bret
36:28Hart off his game a
36:29little bit.
36:30And can you imagine
36:31what Shawn Michaels
36:32would think?
36:33Here, he beats the
36:34one, two, three kid on
36:35Raw.
36:36And what happens if
36:37Bret Hart loses to
36:38Hunter Hearst Helmsley
36:39tonight?
36:40Well, anything can
36:41happen here in the
36:42World Wrestling
36:43Federation.
36:44Anything likely to
36:45happen next week as
36:46well.
36:47San Antonio, Texas.
36:48Yes.
36:49The home of Shawn
36:50Michaels gets set.
36:51Monday night Raw
36:52next week.
36:53And of course, the
36:54unlikely tag team of
36:55The Undertaker and
36:56Shawn Michaels.
36:57And that's all he can
36:58get.
36:59And whoa.
37:00Bret Hart coming to
37:01the outside and nailed
37:02the official there who
37:03likewise is in pretty
37:04good shape.
37:05Right back in this
37:06thing.
37:07The Hitman.
37:08Look at the break in
37:09the face by Hunter
37:10Hearst Helmsley.
37:11And now to the
37:12outside.
37:13And wait a minute,
37:14what's Michaels gonna-
37:15Something's gonna
37:16happen here, McMahon.
37:17I can feel it.
37:18I told you before,
37:19these guys are, they're
37:20arguing back in the
37:21back, back in the
37:22locker room.
37:23They're just pretending
37:24to be friends.
37:25They're trying to
37:26crown him with that
37:27chair.
37:28Well, it is.
37:29Unquestionably.
37:30Listen, see, I
37:31want to tell you.
37:32Bret Hart has
37:33taken exception.
37:34Here we go.
37:35Here we go.
37:36Look out from
37:37behind.
37:38Oh, my goodness.
37:39And Hunter
37:40Hearst Helmsley
37:41almost nailed the
37:42Hitman and thank
37:43goodness to Michaels
37:44pointing it out to
37:45Bret Hart.
37:46Hunter Hearst
37:47Helmsley.
37:48Oh, with a
37:49chip shot.
37:50A tip a moment ago.
37:51And now Bret Hart
37:52is fighting fire with
37:53fire.
37:54You can bet Bret Hart
37:55likely to be the
37:56aggressor in the Iron
37:57Man matchup at
37:58WrestleMania.
37:59Bret Hart will take it
38:00to you.
38:01Well, I disagree,
38:02McMahon.
38:03I believe that Shawn
38:04Michaels is going to
38:05have to be the
38:06aggressor in that match
38:07because you realize
38:08Shawn Michaels has to
38:09beat Bret Hart.
38:10Well, he doesn't have
38:11to beat Shawn
38:12Michaels.
38:13All right.
38:14Good point.
38:15Bret the Hitman Hart
38:16and Hunter Hearst
38:17Helmsley for a moment
38:18when we saw Helmsley
38:19on the outside.
38:20I thought Shawn
38:21Michaels and Helmsley
38:22might be in cahoots
38:23from their point of view
38:24now.
38:25Don't worry.
38:26I know you thought
38:27Shawn Michaels was
38:28warning Bret Hart.
38:29He's just setting him
38:30up for the kill later
38:31on.
38:32Right.
38:33Michaels looking on
38:34and again distracting
38:35Bret the Hitman Hart.
38:36So mind games are being
38:37played here.
38:38I guarantee you some
38:39devious thoughts in the
38:40head of Shawn
38:41Michaels.
38:42Talk about mind
38:43games.
38:44Everyone, of course,
38:45knows of the mind
38:46games between the
38:47Undertaker and
38:48Big Daddy Cool
38:49Diesel.
38:50What a matchup
38:51that's going to be at
38:52this point.
38:53What a high knee.
38:54Nice maneuver on the
38:55part of Hunter Hearst
38:56Helmsley.
38:57What about the
38:58Undertaker?
38:59He's just roaming
39:00around aimlessly with
39:01no casket to rest in.
39:02I bet he looks like
39:03death warmed over by
39:04now.
39:05What's Diesel going to
39:06look like after the
39:07match is over?
39:08We saw the look on
39:09Diesel's face when
39:10the Undertaker pulled
39:11him down to the
39:12depths of Hades.
39:13Who knows what's
39:14going to happen?
39:15Look at this.
39:16Look at Helmsley
39:17going to work.
39:18Bret the Hitman Hart.
39:19Helmsley wailing away.
39:20He's hot.
39:21This is it.
39:22We're going to see it.
39:23And finally, the
39:24official takes control
39:25of this matchup.
39:26Go ahead, Hunter.
39:27Try to put him away.
39:28Try to pin him.
39:29And now, Bret Hart
39:30set for the ride.
39:31Oh, my goodness.
39:32Cover him, quick.
39:33That would break the
39:34ordinary individual in
39:35half as Hunter Hearst
39:36Helmsley sent Bret the
39:37Hitman Hart into that
39:38buckle.
39:39Now, backs him to the
39:40corner as well.
39:41Sets him up again.
39:42Oh, and the gaff.
39:43Finish him off, Hunter.
39:44See, that's the thing
39:45about Bret the Hitman
39:46Hart.
39:47He's got the
39:48chance.
39:49No, no, no, no.
39:50Hunter Hearst
39:51Helmsley knows full well
39:52the book on Bret the
39:53Hitman Hart.
39:54He also knows how Bret
39:55Hart can play possum on
39:56you.
39:57And a hard right hand
39:58by Hunter Hearst
39:59Helmsley.
40:00And Shawn Michaels
40:01gesturing to the
40:02official.
40:03Clench fist.
40:04Come on.
40:05One thing you got to
40:06think about in that
40:07Iron Man match at
40:08WrestleMania.
40:09Just pinning a guy one
40:10time is not going to
40:11mean anything.
40:12It's whoever
40:13you're pinning.
40:14It's who you're
40:15pinning.
40:16It's who you're
40:17pinning.
40:18It's whoever can
40:19pin the other one
40:20the most times.
40:21Or submit.
40:22Or a count out.
40:23Or a disqualification.
40:24Whatever it is,
40:25ladies and gentlemen,
40:26and you're likely to
40:27see it all.
40:28Oh, my goodness.
40:29In that one hour
40:30match, it will put
40:31Bret to the limit
40:32and cover.
40:33One, two, and a
40:34kick out.
40:35A highly competitive
40:36matchup here tonight
40:37on Raw.
40:38Hunter Hearst
40:39Helmsley against
40:40Bret the Hitman
40:41Hart, and Hunter
40:42may have the
40:43Hitman's number.
40:44On the top rope,
40:45Hunter can finish
40:46Bret Hart.
40:47Back everyone to
40:48Vermont and at Raw.
40:49And Hunter Hearst
40:50Helmsley just had
40:51his opportunity to
40:52polish off the Hitman.
40:53He was all over him
40:54during the break,
40:55but now, Bret Hart
40:56can turn this around.
40:57The Hitman, oh,
40:58with a spine buster.
40:59Oh, Hunter's in
41:00a lot of trouble.
41:01Bret Hart's stuck
41:02that smelly foot
41:03of his right Hunter's
41:04face.
41:05The Hitman Bret Hart
41:06with momentum.
41:07Hunter Hearst
41:08Helmsley now in
41:09trouble.
41:10Bulldog, yeah.
41:11What are you
41:12cheering for,
41:13Shawn Michaels?
41:14Michaels watching
41:15the move the
41:16Hitman makes.
41:17And Hunter
41:18Hearst Helmsley
41:19trying to pull
41:20off the upset,
41:21and he'd think
41:22it happens
41:23still here this
41:24weekend.
41:25Oh, no.
41:26Drives, and he
41:27just fell on the
41:28back.
41:29I can see it
41:30coming, McMahon.
41:31I think you can,
41:32too.
41:33Bret Hart now
41:34in the corner.
41:35Bret Hart
41:36getting set to
41:37drive the elbow.
41:38You've got to
41:39get out of there
41:40now, Hunter.
41:41On cover, one,
41:42two, and he got
41:43him.
41:44And Hunter
41:45Hearst
41:46Helmsley
41:47catapulted right
41:48through those
41:49ropes.
41:50Watch Shawn
41:51Michaels.
41:52He's going to do
41:53something.
41:54What do you mean?
41:55Earlier on, you
41:56said Michaels and
41:57Helmsley were in
41:58cahoots.
41:59Now Bret Hart
42:00with a heart
42:01right in.
42:02That's what I'm
42:03talking about
42:04before.
42:05Bret, we'll
42:06take it to you
42:07no matter where
42:08you are.
42:09Outside,
42:10inside.
42:11What an
42:12opportunity.
42:13Hunter
42:14Hearst
42:15Helmsley.
42:16Look at
42:17Helmsley
42:18begging off.
42:19After all
42:20of that,
42:21Helmsley
42:22expects mercy.
42:23Look at
42:24this.
42:25Helmsley
42:26backs himself
42:27to the corner.
42:28Bret Hart
42:29moved right in
42:30on that and
42:31Helmsley
42:32suckered him
42:33in.
42:34He's a smart
42:35individual.
42:36That's what
42:37he is.
42:38He is.
42:39Give credit
42:40to Hunter
42:41Hearst
42:43Bret,
42:44the Hitman
42:45Hart
42:46on his way
42:47building
42:48momentum.
42:49Just as
42:50Shawn Michaels
42:51did earlier on.
42:52Both men
42:53clashing together.
42:54Yeah.
42:55Look at this.
42:56An appreciation.
42:57Bret,
42:58the Hitman
42:59Hart.
43:00Boy.
43:01Hey, look at
43:02that big man.
43:03The Hitman's
43:04kissing that belt
43:05goodbye.
43:06Time remains to
43:07be seen but
43:08stand by right now.
43:09Billionaire Ted,
43:10he tries to buy
43:11the world
43:12wrestling federation
43:13out of business
43:14and candy.
43:15And the category
43:16is popular.
43:18Welcome to
43:19TV Trivia.
43:20Today's
43:21contestants are
43:22Billionaire Ted,
43:23the man who's
43:24trying to put
43:25the World Wrestling
43:26Federation out of
43:27business, and
43:28candy.
43:29And the category
43:30is popular.
43:31Billionaire Ted,
43:32he tries to buy
43:33the world
43:34wrestling federation
43:35out of business,
43:36and candy.
43:37And the category
43:38is popular.
43:39Welcome to
43:40TV Trivia.
43:41Today's
43:42contestants are
43:43Billionaire Ted,
43:44the man who's
43:45trying to put
43:46the World Wrestling
43:47Federation out of
43:48business, and
43:49candy.
43:50And the category
43:51is pompous
43:52quotes.
43:53Here we go.
43:54Question number
43:55one.
43:56Which sports
43:57personality suspended
43:58from Major League
43:59Baseball for
44:00tampering said,
44:01the world has
44:02gotten along
44:03without Abraham
44:04Lincoln,
44:05John F.
44:06Kennedy,
44:07and Jesus
44:08Christ,
44:09as for blacks,
44:10well, most of them
44:11are not really
44:12black anyway.
44:13They're brown.
44:14Well, aren't
44:15they?
44:16It's very seldom
44:17you see a really
44:18black black.
44:19Oh,
44:20Michael Jackson.
44:21Yeah.
44:22Wow.
44:23That's funny,
44:24Billionaire Ted.
44:25Right again.
44:26Next question.
44:27What often
44:28married person
44:29said,
44:30Henry VIII
44:31didn't get
44:32divorced,
44:33he just had his
44:34wife's heads
44:35chopped off
44:36when he got
44:37tired of them?
44:38Question number
44:39one.
44:40No alimony.
44:41Yeah,
44:42well,
44:43that was my
44:44buddy,
44:45O.J.,
44:46yeah.
44:47Shame on you,
44:48Billionaire Ted.
44:49Yes,
44:50the correct
44:51answer is
44:52Billionaire Ted.
44:53By the way,
44:54Nacho Man,
44:55where's the
44:56huckster tonight?
44:57Somebody
44:58help me,
44:59brother.
45:00I helped
45:01the lady
45:02handcuff me,
45:03and I can't
45:04get out.
45:05He's a little
45:06tied up right
45:07now.
45:08Yeah.
45:09Okay,
45:10back to the
45:11questions.
45:12Which
45:13carpet bagger
45:14said,
45:15if you
45:16want a
45:17fish,
45:18go out
45:19and make
45:20a million
45:21and buy
45:22your own
45:23stream?
45:24George
45:25Steinbrenner.
45:26Oh,
45:27damn.
45:28Are you
45:29staring,
45:30Billionaire
45:31Ted?
45:32Candy,
45:33you are
45:34absolutely
45:35perfect so
45:37And here's
45:38our final
45:39question.
45:40Who said,
45:41I'm worth
45:42a couple of
45:43billion dollars,
45:44and I feel
45:45poor?
45:46I really
45:47do.
45:48Rupert
45:49Murdoch.
45:50John Malone.
45:51Michael
45:52Milken.
45:53Um,
45:54Billionaire
45:55Ted?
45:56What?
45:57No.
45:58All right,
45:59that's enough.
46:00I mean,
46:01I own
46:02this network.
46:03I own
46:04this game show.
46:05I own
46:06this water.
46:07I own
46:08this water.
46:09I own
46:10this water.
46:11I own
46:12this water.
46:13I own
46:14this water.
46:15I own
46:16this water.
46:17I own
46:18this water.
46:19I own
46:20this water.
46:21I own
46:22this water.
46:23I own
46:24this water.
46:25I own
46:26this water.
46:27I own
46:28this water.
46:29I own
46:30this water.
46:31I own
46:32this water.
46:33I own