More McDonald's Commercials - 1971 to 1972
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00:00Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land
00:07One day Ronald and his pal Billy were fishing for Filet-O-Fish sandwiches in Filet-O-Fish Lake, when suddenly...
00:14Uh-oh, there's trouble afloat, Billy. It's Captain Crook, the crooked pirate.
00:19I hope. All right, me mateys. Hand over all those tender golden Filet-O-Fish sandwiches you've got.
00:26...demanded Captain Crook.
00:28Never!
00:29...said Billy, and with that, Ronald cast his line into the crooked pirate's boat, pulled out his crooked plug.
00:36I'm sunk!
00:38...cried Crook as he floundered in the water.
00:41I'm hungry!
00:43...said Ronald, as he and Billy sat down to eat the delicious Filet-O-Fish sandwiches they had caught in Filet-O-Fish Lake.
01:00Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land
01:05One bright sunny day in McDonald's land, Ronald, Big Mac and their friend Tim were on their way to McDonald's, when suddenly...
01:16The burger alarm!
01:17...cried Tim. Ronald knew in an instant what had happened.
01:21Why, it's that crafty old hamburgler stealing all those delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
01:26...said Ronald.
01:27What do we do?
01:28Well, not even a crafty old hamburgler can pass up a McDonald's chocolate shake.
01:33...said Ronald.
01:34And sure enough, the crafty old hamburgler went for it.
01:42But then, like Ronald said...
01:46Oh!
01:59Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land
02:03Uh-oh, the crooked pirate's trying one of his crooked schemes.
02:07Uh-oh, Jimmy, there's Captain Crook blocking the bridge.
02:10Give me some of those McDonald's apple pies, or you don't get across.
02:14But we don't have any apple pies with us.
02:16Then find some, quick!
02:18We'll never get to McDonald's now.
02:20Don't worry, Jimmy, I got a plan.
02:24Ronald knows Captain Crook as a nose for notes.
02:30What's this? An apple pie treasure map.
02:34Three giants skips through the hamburger patch,
02:37and three kicks to the treasure.
02:39Where are those apple pies?
02:42How about them apples, Captain?
02:44While he gets what's coming to him,
02:46we'll go get some triple thick shakes and hot apple pies at McDonald's.
02:53Oh!
03:23And the crafty old hamburger.
03:26And look, they've captured the real Captain Crook.
03:29Am I really that gorgeous?
03:32Say, Ronald, you don't look half bad on plastic yourself, you know.
03:36Oh!
03:38You can get your McDonald's happy cup at McDonald's.
03:41Take it home, use it over and over.
03:54Hiya, Mayor McGee's. What's new?
03:56This McDonald's land happy cup is new.
03:59There's a picture of me on it.
04:01Say, that's quite a smile.
04:03There's Big Mac and the crafty old hamburger.
04:06You don't look half bad on plastic yourself.
04:09Oh!
04:11You can get your McDonald's land happy cup at McDonald's.
04:14Take it home, use it over and over.
04:24In McDonald's land of McDonald's
04:30Hi, kids!
04:31Watch this.
04:32Up, up, and away!
04:34Wow, Ronald! What is it?
04:36It's a happy lid.
04:38You can get them at McDonald's.
04:40Flip them, catch them, and see how far you can sail them.
04:43Oh! Flying saucers!
04:45I'm getting out of here!
04:47Get your happy lid at McDonald's and flip your lid.
04:54In McDonald's land of McDonald's
04:59Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land.
05:04It was harvest time at McDonald's land.
05:07Look, Ronald. We picked all these hamburgers ourselves.
05:10Great! And I picked these.
05:13Those are just leaves, Mayor McGee's. You should leave the leaves.
05:16If we leave the leaves, they'll feel left out.
05:19Then we'll leave. Let's leave.
05:21As Ronald set off with his trainload of delicious McDonald's hamburgers,
05:25he never suspected that just around the bend...
05:31This is a train robbery?
05:33Ronald wouldn't give hamburgers to the hamburgler.
05:36Or would he?
05:42That's right.
05:44When's he gonna learn?
05:46You don't have to be crafty to get McDonald's delicious hamburgers.
05:49You don't have to be crafty to get McDonald's delicious hamburgers,
05:51french fries and Coca-Cola.
05:53Just come to McDonald's.
05:55In McDonald's land of McDonald's
06:04Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land.
06:08Listen, Ronald.
06:10It sounds like the goblins.
06:12It is the goblins.
06:14They're heading for the french fries hatch.
06:18He's right.
06:20A gaggle of goblins is going to gobble the goodies.
06:24What'll we do, Ronald?
06:27Watch this.
06:29Oh, Captain Croc.
06:31How about taking these french fries over to Mayor McCheese?
06:35Sure I will.
06:37Now they're mine.
06:41Uh-oh. Looks like Captain Croc's in for a little surprise.
06:45Back, back you mophead snarl.
06:48Nobody got the french fries.
06:50Except us.
06:52And aren't they good?
06:56In McDonald's land of McDonald's
07:00Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land.
07:05It's the world's greatest living mad scientist
07:08working on another contraption.
07:11My psychedelic electric hamburger machine
07:13will make the best hamburger in the world.
07:17Ah, cool.
07:22What's the matter, Professor?
07:23Nothing.
07:24My hamburger machine just needs a little fine-tuning.
07:28A hamburger.
07:31It worked.
07:32It worked.
07:33Almost.
07:34I'll oscillate the calibrator.
07:38Laugh now, but when I'm rich and famous...
07:40Oh, come on, Professor.
07:41Even a genius like you can't make better hamburgers than McDonald's.
07:44Or french fries.
07:45Or triple-thick shakes.
07:46Wait, wait.
07:47Maybe if I discombobulate in the fratest act.
07:51In McDonald's land of McDonald's
07:57What's this?
07:58Cherry pie trees in McDonald's land?
08:01Hey, Ronald.
08:02The cherry pie trees in McDonald's land.
08:05Hey, Ronald.
08:06The cherry pies are ready.
08:08That's right, Big Mac.
08:09Red, ripe and ready to pick.
08:12Let's get started.
08:13So Ronald, Billy and Big Mac
08:16picked and picked
08:17until the McDonald's land express
08:19was piled high with delicious cherry pies.
08:22Now McDonald's everywhere
08:24will have plenty of scrumptious cherry pies
08:26for boys and girls to enjoy any time.
08:28Get one at McDonald's today.
08:31Get yourself ready for a trip through McDonald's land.
08:36Well, it's Big Mac and his new paddy wagon.
08:40I got my sirens, my lights and my radar.
08:43That crafty old hamburgler won't get away from me.
08:46Now, if he can just find him.
08:49Oh, if I can just find him.
08:51Oh, hi, Big Mac.
08:52Oh, hi, Ronald.
08:53Seen him?
08:54Little guy.
08:55Funny nose.
08:56Stripes.
08:57Wears a mask.
08:58The hamburgler.
08:59Yeah, I'm gonna get him.
09:02Let's give Big Mac a hand.
09:14I got you, hamburgler.
09:16Good going, Big Mac.
09:19Nobody can resist these delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
09:22Including us.
09:26That's what they all say.
09:30Take a magic top hat.
09:33Put your hand in like that.
09:35What a pleasant surprise.
09:38Here's a shaken French fries.
09:40You gotta see to believe.
09:43Got no tricks up your sleeve.
09:45Hold your breath, make a wish.
09:48It's a fillet of fish.
09:59It's a fillet of fish.
10:18For a neat tasty dish.
10:21It's a fillet of fish.
10:24Happy days are happy days at the McDonald's.
10:55Guess who's coming your way.
10:57There'll be lots of fun.
10:58He'll be there most any day.
11:00For you and me and everyone.
11:02Ronald McDonald, the Traveling Hamburger.
11:05Ronald McDonald, the Traveling Hamburger.
11:09Ronald McDonald, the Traveling Hamburger.
11:24Ronald McDonald, the Traveling Hamburger.
11:54Give a hamburger to someone you like.
11:57Get some fries and a shake.
11:59And make someone happy.
12:02Give a cheeseburger and pie.
12:06To your favorite girl or your favorite guy.
12:09This Christmas, give McDonald's 50-cent gift certificates available at McDonald's everywhere.
12:14It's like giving a hamburger to a friend.
12:17Or putting French fries in a grab bag.
12:19Or sending a chocolate shake in the mail.
12:21So give McDonald's 50-cent gift certificates to everyone.
12:24It's a nice way to say...
12:26Merry Christmas!