Tjalle Tvärvigg
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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm for daisies.
00:06Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:11Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:16I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.
00:20Yay!
00:23Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:28Little old man, I want to go home.
00:31Oh, me too.
00:33Oh, Google, you've done it again.
00:35Another one of your brilliant plans goes to waste.
00:38And nobody got it for you, wasted.
00:40We have our poverty.
00:42We have neither a mill nor a cart.
00:44And we're stuck in a big town without a dime, a dollar in our pocket.
00:48And for the red balls, I'm hungry.
00:51I'll sit here and rest, then I'll go and see if I can order something to chew on. I'll be right back.
00:57I'm so hungry I could eat half a kvida!
01:02I'm telling you, it's going to be a total flop!
01:05Calcon-flop!
01:07I definitely refuse to participate!
01:08But please, Ab-Yula, you are brilliant in the role.
01:11There's nothing to worry about.
01:13First you made a success in the Himalayas, and then...
01:16World Night in the Alps, and then...
01:17Comedy on the steppes.
01:19And now, tragedy in the south.
01:21Oh, it's going to be tragic!
01:23Five hours until the premiere, and I, Agnes, will play the role of the unfortunate Hillbilly-woman.
01:29And I, who has never seen Bet-Hillbilly, I don't know how they dress there.
01:33How in all the peace should I look?
01:36But our costume designer has sewn together a lot of wonderful costumes, right?
01:40Tricots!
01:41Your idiotic costume designer has never been south of New Jersey.
01:45I warned you, darling.
01:47Oh, heaven!
01:48Who's there?
01:49We caught you, darling.
01:53Allow me to introduce myself.
01:56My name is Bula-Bula.
01:58Bula-Bula, so nice to meet you!
02:01So nice to meet you!
02:03Harry, did you hear that?
02:05Nice to meet you, she says.
02:07And who do I have the great honor to speak to?
02:09Alma Tvervig.
02:11Alma!
02:12Harry, did you hear that?
02:14Alma, she says.
02:16Magnificent!
02:17Charlie calls me Gumman.
02:20Charlie calls her Gumman.
02:22Harry, did you hear that?
02:23Charlie calls her Gumman, she says.
02:26Oh, take a note of that.
02:28Charlie is hungry.
02:31Charlie is hungry.
02:33Harry, what a lovely costume you have, darling.
02:36What would you say if you earned 100 kronor?
02:40I'd rather take a boiled egg.
02:42Darling, just follow me and you'll get your boiled egg.
02:46Let's see what that is.
02:48Oh, here it is.
02:50Taxi!
02:59Alma, darling.
03:01Just stand there and don't move an inch.
03:04This will be quick.
03:07Oh, dear God.
03:10How do I look, darling?
03:12Even if you're not the fattest Gumman I've ever seen.
03:16Fantastic!
03:18How did you do that when I peed in my pants?
03:21Can you repeat that?
03:23It was fantastic how you did that when I peed in my pants.
03:28Oh, dear little creature.
03:30Let me try again.
03:35Fantastic!
03:36How did you do that when I peed in my pants?
03:40It's just Chingy Diddy.
03:43That's right.
03:44I'm sorry, darling.
03:45Chingy Diddy flung.
03:48You speak so funny.
03:50Good.
03:51This play might need some laughter.
03:54Now, darling.
03:56How do you walk?
03:58With my feet.
03:59No, no, no.
04:00Show me how you walk.
04:05No, no, no, no, darling.
04:06Show me how you walk when you're feeding the pigs.
04:10Yes, that's easy.
04:21What are you laughing at?
04:23It's funny how you walk, darling.
04:26Sublime.
04:27Really very sublime.
04:30I can still save this messy setup.
04:34Oh, but there's Harry.
04:36Don't stand there and be shy, Harry.
04:39Give Alma her egg and get rid of Chingy Diddy flung.
04:43Oh, I hate it so much.
04:45But remember, there's only one Chingy Diddy.
04:55Damn it, where's Alma?
04:58I'm hungry.
05:00Charlie, we have to go look for Alma.
05:03Good idea, Google.
05:04You go that way, I'll go this way.
05:07God damn it, Google.
05:09I said I'll go that way, and you go that way.
05:12Right.
05:22Viola, five more minutes to go.
05:24Harry, darling, don't bother me.
05:26I have to get in the right mood.
05:33Oh, stop it, darling.
05:36I'll never give up my little room.
05:40Alma, where have you been?
05:43Help, a little man's chauvinism.
05:49What have you learned in those words?
05:52I'm going to wash your mouth with soap.
05:55Soap?
05:56Oh, your dirty little vessel.
05:59I doubt you even know what the word means.
06:03Alma, my heart.
06:06She must have gotten a kick in the head from a bus.
06:12Alma!
06:14Alma!
06:20Hey, Charlie.
06:22Hey, Google.
06:23I couldn't find her.
06:25Alma!
06:31Did Alma do that?
06:38Did Alma say that?
06:40Charlie, do you think you'll find yourself in that?
06:43What can I do?
06:44What can you do?
06:45Who is the man in your family?
06:47It's me.
06:48Who has panties in your dirty family?
06:50It's me.
06:51Who has been made into an ugly creature?
06:53It's me.
06:55Who will go into the theater and get that woman?
06:58It's you.
06:59It's me.
07:01Not me, you.
07:02Me.
07:03That's right.
07:06She's mine, sweetheart.
07:07She's mine.
07:08Never your skunk.
07:09She's mine.
07:10The arm, darling.
07:11I need it.
07:12She's mine.
07:13She's mine.
07:14Pair of panties.
07:17She's mine.
07:18I'll take you with me, you little silly, silly mule.
07:22Don't be afraid, Alma.
07:25So convincing, the realist.
07:28It's on the way now.
07:33Six, seven, eight.
07:36It must be some kind of flying press.
07:43Eighteen, nineteen.
07:45Oh, hello, Alma.
07:47Hi, Google.
07:48Charlie.
07:49Charlie.
07:50Got an empty stomach.
07:52Oh.
07:55Come now, little boy, before your eggs hatch.
08:07Wait.
08:09Don't drop the food.
08:11We wanted to sign a five-year contract with you.
08:19Well, everything's back to normal again, old man.
08:22That's it, Google.
08:23That's it, little old man.
08:25And now you promise to never go near such show people again.
08:28Of course, old man.
08:29You can't trust show people.
08:32No, old man.
08:33By the way, it's no fun.
08:36They fight like a bunch of pigs.
08:39But that woman, I can see right through her.
08:43Ching-a-ling.