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00:03:30Sorry.
00:03:38Okay.
00:03:42Okay,
00:03:53Hi, I'm Serena, nice to meet you.
00:04:20How are you today?
00:04:27Hi, Gary.
00:04:28You're late again.
00:04:31Really? I hadn't noticed.
00:04:39You really should invest in alarm clock, love.
00:04:42Then what would they need you for, Lily?
00:04:45Thanks for the call.
00:04:48Oh, look out, here comes trouble.
00:04:55What are the suits doing here at this hour?
00:04:57New ratings are in.
00:04:58Really?
00:05:01Think maybe we'll get a bonus then?
00:05:05London Talk Radio.
00:05:10And that is the sound of the only steady man in my life,
00:05:15Big B himself, saying it's about time to wrap up tonight's show.
00:05:19But not before we say a word about tonight's sponsors.
00:05:23Let's see.
00:05:24A hearty thank you to Post Pharmaceuticals, makers of Herbal Viagra.
00:05:29Post Pharmaceuticals putting the hard back into hard sell.
00:05:34You're listening to London Talk Radio, all talk, all the time.
00:05:38And I'm getting a sign from Margaret that it's about time to wrap up tonight's show.
00:05:43But I think we've got time for just one more caller.
00:05:47Who do we have on the line?
00:05:51Okay, well, it seems like our lines are wide open, so if you've got something to say, now's your chance.
00:05:560207 555 9650.
00:06:02Well, don't everybody dial at once?
00:06:08Hello? Anybody out there?
00:06:11Come on, people. It's just 11 little numbers.
00:06:18I'll even throw in a free T-shirt.
00:06:26Night, Maggie.
00:06:28Good show tonight.
00:06:34Arch? You in there?
00:06:38Arch?
00:06:41Come on in, then. Just got the temperature the way I like it.
00:06:46Heard the show?
00:06:47I heard the show.
00:06:50Those are ratings.
00:06:51I believe they are.
00:06:53Bad?
00:07:05A toast.
00:07:07To unemployment.
00:07:09Oh, come on. I admit we've seen better days, but they're not going to fire you because we're in a bit of a slump.
00:07:13Not me. Us.
00:07:15Come again?
00:07:20Oh, well, I don't understand.
00:07:22Really? Seems bloody well crystal clear to me.
00:07:25We've got two weeks, two weeks to somehow pull this shit little station out of the proverbial toilet.
00:07:31Or we're out. All of us.
00:07:33Replaced by Muzak.
00:07:35Muzak?
00:07:36Muzak. Basically, they're saying there's more entertainment value in elevator music than anything we have to say.
00:07:43But we'll talk radio. We've always been talk radio.
00:07:46You're going to start talking about something people actually want to hear, haven't you?
00:08:09Hello?
00:08:10There you are, birthday girl. I've left you a dozen messages this week.
00:08:13I'm sorry, Grace. It's just been a bit of a day.
00:08:16Things aren't going that well at work.
00:08:18Oh, no, you don't. It's your birthday, Serena. You are not going to call off on me.
00:08:22I just don't feel like celebrating. I'm sorry.
00:08:25Trust me, I've got just the thing to take your mind off your troubles.
00:08:30Oh, no.
00:08:31What's to know? We're meeting at Sarah's at eight. A girls' night in is exactly what the doctor ordered.
00:08:36OK.
00:08:37See you then.
00:08:38Bye.
00:08:48Just like the tour. Together again.
00:08:50Cheers.
00:08:56Marie, what are you wearing?
00:08:59What? I thought this was a pyjama party. These are my pyjamas.
00:09:03Pyjamas, right. If you're sleeping over at Hugh Hefner's.
00:09:06You're just jealous.
00:09:08Tart.
00:09:09Witch.
00:09:13Man, did I need this.
00:09:21This is fun.
00:09:22Right. Trouble in paradise. Thank you guys for making me come out.
00:09:25So, what's going on?
00:09:27You have found some tight-arse mother of three that doesn't like you using the word arse on the air.
00:09:32I wish that meant someone's actually listening.
00:09:34Aye, listen. This cup is not on.
00:09:37Thanks.
00:09:38So, Gracie, I hear congrats are in order. Did I miss something?
00:09:43You could say that.
00:09:46Say hello to the lead in London's newest equity production of Life Spirit.
00:09:51Oh, Grace, that's bloody fabulous.
00:09:53Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:09:56How much are they paying you?
00:09:58Marie.
00:09:59What? It's a fair question.
00:10:01Well, enough to eat and get the bus fare, really. But it's a start.
00:10:06I'll drink to that.
00:10:08Cheers.
00:10:13You know what? I've got to be getting back.
00:10:17No, you don't. We're just getting started.
00:10:19That's right. Slide back at university.
00:10:23No, no, no, no, we can't.
00:10:25That's right.
00:10:26It's time for...
00:10:28No, girls, this is not a good idea.
00:10:31The last time we did it, Marie almost got deported for public lewdness.
00:10:34Yeah, but that's because this is a country run by prudes.
00:10:44Oh, yes.
00:10:46Why does it always pick me first?
00:10:48Look, fate.
00:10:51God's tragic sense of humour.
00:10:53So, what's it going to be?
00:10:55Truth or dare?
00:10:57Truth.
00:10:59Okay. Where's the craziest place you've ever shagged?
00:11:03Oh, there was this time on the ferry where I...
00:11:06Wait, you'll turn, you little tart.
00:11:09So, Grace, come on, you can tell us.
00:11:12We won't tell a soul.
00:11:13Okay. It was about two years ago, not so long after we left university.
00:11:26Have you ever felt like you're living someone else's life?
00:11:31Like one day you woke up, took a look in the mirror,
00:11:33and realised you just didn't recognise the person looking back at you.
00:11:36Who is this girl?
00:11:38She looks like me, but this isn't where I'm supposed to be.
00:11:4126 years old, alone, tiny flat in London.
00:11:45Pathetic, really. Just pathetic.
00:11:51And what sad story would be complete without the requisite dead-end job?
00:11:55Never take any job that requires the wearing of a name tag,
00:11:58especially if you hate your name.
00:12:00I know, it's a pretty name. Everyone says so.
00:12:03Thing is, my mum was a very accomplished ballerina,
00:12:06and her and dad thought I might follow in her footsteps.
00:12:09Another in a long line of disappointments for the family McAllister.
00:12:12Irony, thy name is Grace.
00:12:14Fortunately, my boss has a soft spot for me.
00:12:17Unfortunately, the spot happens to be right under my knickers.
00:12:23Bloody pig.
00:12:24I don't know, it's not that bad.
00:12:26Oh no, you haven't.
00:12:28Well, you know how I am after a few drinks.
00:12:30One minute we're cleaning the bath.
00:12:32Next minute he's buffing the floor with your arse.
00:12:34Could you maybe sound like...
00:12:36A cheap tart?
00:12:37Tart, maybe, but never cheap.
00:12:40Hello, Grace.
00:12:42Hi.
00:12:44Anyway, at least I'm out there giving it a go.
00:12:46When was the last time you had a try?
00:12:48Who says I haven't?
00:12:49Okay, so there's been a dry spell.
00:12:51Reading Sahara Desert's more like it.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:54Oh, come on, don't be mad. I was only kidding about.
00:12:59Mother.
00:13:02What the hell are you looking at?
00:13:08Grace?
00:13:09Uh-huh?
00:13:11Taxi?
00:13:12It's alright, I've got to get down the road.
00:13:14I'll forgive you a ride.
00:13:15I bet you could.
00:13:16Night, Tommy.
00:13:18I guess he's not that bad, really.
00:13:20I was looking for something more.
00:13:22I don't want some bloke getting me tossed,
00:13:24fumbling in the dark,
00:13:25trying to get my blouse up and my knickers down.
00:13:28I wanted danger.
00:13:30A little mystery, I guess.
00:13:32I want it to be seduced.
00:13:38What is it about the sound of a ringing phone?
00:13:46PHONE RINGS
00:13:54City Morgue.
00:13:55I beg your pardon?
00:13:56Sorry, bad joke.
00:13:58Who are you calling for?
00:14:00Who is this?
00:14:01I asked you first.
00:14:02If you didn't, maybe I'm calling for you.
00:14:06I think you've got the wrong number.
00:14:08There are maids to be seen.
00:14:10What's your name?
00:14:11Who wants to know?
00:14:12I asked you first.
00:14:13Grace.
00:14:14That's a beautiful name.
00:14:15Amazing Grace.
00:14:16Hmm, I'm not really.
00:14:18You sound a little down, Grace.
00:14:20Yeah, what's it to you then?
00:14:21You a psychiatrist?
00:14:22Some people say it's sometimes helpful
00:14:24to spill your problems to a stranger.
00:14:26Yeah? Who says that then?
00:14:28I do.
00:14:29Hmm.
00:14:30Come on, then.
00:14:31What have you got to lose?
00:14:34All right, in a word, my life sucks.
00:14:36I live in a tiny flat, I hate my job,
00:14:39and truth be told,
00:14:40I haven't had a spot of sex in almost a year.
00:14:42Pretty girl like you?
00:14:43Can't believe that.
00:14:44How do you know I'm pretty?
00:14:46I could be as big as Buckingham Palace
00:14:47with a big mole on my chin.
00:14:49Are you?
00:14:51No.
00:14:52Tell me.
00:14:53Tell you what?
00:14:55What do you look like?
00:14:57Well, I'm about five foot ten,
00:15:00with long blonde hair,
00:15:03and legs that go all the way up to my chin.
00:15:05And, uh, I've got boobs
00:15:07that make any page three girl green with envy.
00:15:09No.
00:15:10Tell me what you look like,
00:15:12not what you think I want you to look like.
00:15:14Okay, well, I am on the tall side,
00:15:15and I've got auburn hair.
00:15:17What about your eyes?
00:15:19They're green.
00:15:20I like them.
00:15:21I think they're sexy.
00:15:23Not that most men will notice
00:15:24they're too busy looking at my tits.
00:15:25I've always felt that the neck
00:15:26is the most essential part of a woman's body.
00:15:29Really?
00:15:30Mm-hmm.
00:15:31It's always the first place I kiss a woman
00:15:33before I make love to her.
00:15:34The little spot,
00:15:35just below the curve of her jaw.
00:15:37Very slowly,
00:15:39moving down until my tongue
00:15:41finds a soft valley of flesh
00:15:43where her breasts meet.
00:15:45Would you like that, Grace?
00:15:47Oh, yes.
00:15:48Would you like it if I touched your breasts?
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Unbutton your blouse.
00:15:55What? Why?
00:15:57Because I want you to.
00:16:08Now touch me.
00:16:11No.
00:16:13Caress me.
00:16:15As if you want me to.
00:16:32Oh, my God, I've got to go.
00:16:33I might pass.
00:16:34I know.
00:16:35Grace, I love your tattoo.
00:16:54God, Grace, you're 26 years old
00:16:57and here you are behaving like a schoolgirl with a crush
00:17:00on some bloke you've never even met.
00:17:03It's like one of those trashy romance novels
00:17:05Mum used to keep hidden under her mattress.
00:17:08Mum always used to say,
00:17:10be careful what you wish for,
00:17:12you might just get it.
00:17:16It's amazing
00:17:17how something as insignificant
00:17:19as a voice on the phone
00:17:20can change your whole world
00:17:22from one date to the next.
00:17:25I've never seen him,
00:17:26but I couldn't stop thinking about him.
00:17:28He could be anyone.
00:17:33This guy.
00:17:36Or this one.
00:17:38Or maybe him.
00:17:40No, maybe not.
00:17:41Grace.
00:17:42Sorry, what?
00:17:43Whatever planet you're on tonight,
00:17:44can I have a ticket there too?
00:17:46Sorry, my mind's somewhere else.
00:17:48Think you can take those back to the kitchen
00:17:49without losing yourself?
00:17:51Hmm.
00:18:00Sorry mate, I guess it's just not your night.
00:18:04Does this bother you?
00:18:09Michael, right?
00:18:11How long you been here, one week, two?
00:18:13Three.
00:18:15Do you like it then?
00:18:16It's okay.
00:18:17Bloody hate it myself,
00:18:18rather be doing anything else.
00:18:20Only dustmen get medical insurance, right?
00:18:26You from around here then?
00:18:28No.
00:18:29Where you from?
00:18:31Brighton.
00:18:34Do you like it there?
00:18:36No.
00:18:38Okay then, thanks for the chat.
00:18:41I'll see you around.
00:18:47It's four degrees outside,
00:18:48fancy showing a taxi?
00:18:50Nah, not tonight, thanks.
00:18:52Why, what's up with tonight?
00:18:54Finally getting laid, are we?
00:18:57Keep working on the Christmas bonus.
00:19:00See you tomorrow.
00:19:02What a bitch.
00:19:05Okay, so Carol's taste in men might be a little dodgy,
00:19:07but at least she's had a decent shag or two in the whole year.
00:19:10Look at me,
00:19:11single for almost two years,
00:19:13and the best relationship I've had recently
00:19:15is with British Telecom.
00:19:17At this rate, I may have to actually give speed dating a try.
00:19:32Your hands are freezing.
00:19:34I know,
00:19:35looking for somewhere nice to keep them warm.
00:19:38Any suggestions?
00:19:39You're a cheeky bastard, you know that?
00:19:41Come on, what's the matter?
00:19:43You were meant to come round last night,
00:19:44I wait till three in the bloody morning.
00:19:46Sorry, love, couldn't be helped.
00:19:48Had to wait around for the bloody plumber,
00:19:49bastard kept me waiting all night.
00:19:56What's this?
00:19:57Open it.
00:20:04It's beautiful.
00:20:05Damn right it is.
00:20:17How does it look?
00:20:18Can't really see it from here.
00:20:19Let me have a closer look.
00:20:24What about the inventory?
00:20:25Sod it.
00:20:36I don't understand why you just can't come by in the morning.
00:20:39I'm sorry, love, I've got a big job way out in Upton Park tomorrow.
00:20:42If I don't get to it tonight, I won't be round till Monday.
00:20:44Fine, just make it fast.
00:20:56What was that?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Nothing.
00:21:00Come on, the water heater's in the back.
00:21:12Shit.
00:21:13What the hell is this?
00:21:15Cynthia, I can't explain.
00:21:17What, you know her?
00:21:18He bloody well better, dear.
00:21:20Up until five seconds ago, I was his wife.
00:21:24Cynthia, I can't explain.
00:21:27Fancy giving a girl a ride home.
00:21:44I'm sorry.
00:21:51On or off, love?
00:21:54It's okay.
00:22:02Hello?
00:22:03I hope I've been keeping you waiting too long.
00:22:05Who says I was waiting?
00:22:07I've been thinking about you all day.
00:22:09Really?
00:22:10I haven't spared you a single thought.
00:22:12I'm hurt.
00:22:13I'm sure you'll get over it.
00:22:15You don't sound down anymore.
00:22:17Feeling better?
00:22:18Well, mostly I feel wet.
00:22:20I'll bet.
00:22:21You're a cheeky one, aren't you?
00:22:22Haven't you got anything better to do than call strange girls up in phone boxes?
00:22:26That's a pretty skirt.
00:22:29Why don't you just come out where I can see you?
00:22:31Well, maybe I'm shy.
00:22:33Not bloody likely.
00:22:35What about you, Grace?
00:22:36You shy?
00:22:37Try me.
00:22:38I want to see your legs.
00:22:43Do you like them?
00:22:45I turn around.
00:22:50Would you like it if I touched you down there?
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:56Touch it for me.
00:23:13Would you like me to make love to you, Grace?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:17Say it.
00:23:19I want you to make love to me.
00:23:23Open your eyes.
00:23:25Michael, but...
00:23:42I love you.
00:24:13Mmm.
00:24:14Mmm.
00:24:16Oh, Michael.
00:24:19I love you.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:27Oh.
00:24:28Oh.
00:24:29Oh.
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00:24:45Oh.
00:24:46Oh.
00:24:47Oh.
00:24:48Oh.
00:24:52Can you believe he actually had a wife?
00:24:54I swear, men are such pigs.
00:24:56I mean, you'd think in a town the bloody size of this one, I'd be able to find one decent man.
00:25:01You know, I'm sick of shagging from here to Timbuktu, you know?
00:25:05Am I ever going to find a husband?
00:25:08So I was wrong.
00:25:10Turns out it's not about wanting to have a different life,
00:25:13but opening your eyes to the possibilities in the one you have.
00:25:19Open your eyes, look around.
00:25:21It's always the quiet ones.
00:25:26And the next time you pass a ringing phone on the street,
00:25:29stop and answer it.
00:25:31You never know.
00:25:33It just might be the call you've been waiting for.
00:25:37Wow.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40I mean, whoa.
00:25:42Grace of all people.
00:25:43Who would have thought, you know?
00:25:45I know.
00:25:47So, have you?
00:25:49About what?
00:25:50You know, don't get somewhere really naughty.
00:25:54Are we still playing?
00:25:55Mm-mm.
00:25:56New rule.
00:25:57Balconies are now official time-out zones.
00:26:00Well?
00:26:02Um, once I did it with Mark Salesbury,
00:26:05on the back seat of his father's convertible.
00:26:07OK?
00:26:08On the street?
00:26:09No, in a garage.
00:26:12Well, it was cold.
00:26:13I could have got the flu or anything.
00:26:18I guess I'm just not very adventurous in that department, OK?
00:26:21Don't sell yourself short, Serena.
00:26:23I think you might surprise yourself.
00:26:27There's, um...
00:26:29There's, um...
00:26:31There's this man.
00:26:32Isn't there always?
00:26:33Oh, shut up. We're having a moment here.
00:26:37There's this man, and...
00:26:41He's...
00:26:42He's beautiful, and...
00:26:44He's perfect.
00:26:46Anyway, he rides a train every evening, heading home, I think.
00:26:50Same time as I'm going to work, and...
00:26:54And every day, I say,
00:26:56This is it.
00:26:58This is the day that I speak to him.
00:27:04And I never do.
00:27:08Six months this has been going on.
00:27:10Six bloody months.
00:27:12I'm 27 years old.
00:27:14And I'm in love with a man that I've never even spoken to.
00:27:19What do you think about that, hmm?
00:27:21I think it's rather pathetic, actually.
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:24I know I could count on you to be sensitive.
00:27:26Sensitive's my middle name.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:36Hey!
00:27:39The number of houses around the furniture, ladies.
00:27:42It's worth more than you are.
00:27:44I think I'm hurt.
00:27:46I think I'm insulted.
00:27:48I'm very much more than...
00:27:50This.
00:27:52Whatever it is.
00:27:53Uh, are we going to finish this game or not?
00:27:56I think so. It's my pick.
00:27:58I say...
00:28:05Saira, so what do you say?
00:28:07Truth or dare?
00:28:09Dare, dare, dare, dare.
00:28:11I'm no idiot.
00:28:12Truth it is.
00:28:13Okay, you were always in a square at university.
00:28:15I wasn't that bad.
00:28:17Oh, anyone remember when she turned down a ski weekend with David Holland?
00:28:21Because she wanted to get an early start on her science paper.
00:28:24Oh, and what about when she actually reminded Professor Warren
00:28:27he had forgotten all about her test?
00:28:29I studied all night for that, damn it!
00:28:31Anyway, I just want to know one thing.
00:28:34Have you ever had a one-night stand?
00:28:38Right, Miss Prim and Proper, I don't think so.
00:28:41You're right. I've never had a one-night stand.
00:28:45It was more of an afternoon fling, actually.
00:28:49Ooh!
00:28:54I've always believed in structure, predictability,
00:28:58everything having its own time and place.
00:29:02I'm the type of person who has to have everything on the desk in its assigned place,
00:29:07or I can't function.
00:29:09Hello, Saira speaking.
00:29:11No, no, no, I don't think it's a virus.
00:29:14It sounds like a hardware problem to me.
00:29:17Let me transfer you to tech support.
00:29:19You're welcome.
00:29:20Thank you for calling Unitec.
00:29:24It's just the way my mind works.
00:29:26My life needs order in both the professional and the personal.
00:29:33But what do you do when every day starts to look the same?
00:29:37Sound the same?
00:29:39Feel the same?
00:29:42But what do you do when every day starts to look the same?
00:29:46Sound the same?
00:29:49Feel the same?
00:30:02How do you jumpstart your life?
00:30:12How do you jumpstart your life?
00:30:18Okay, so would you rather that Rube Logue from Pop Idol or Bernard from Accounting?
00:30:25Oh, God, neither.
00:30:27You can't say neither. You have to pick one.
00:30:29That's the whole point of the game.
00:30:31Personally, I go Bernard.
00:30:33Really?
00:30:34Absolutely. Have you seen the man's feet?
00:30:36Enormous!
00:30:37That's just a myth, you know.
00:30:39Take it from me, dear. Some myths are worth investigating.
00:30:44Speaking of which, what should I shoot as Will Ware?
00:30:47None of your business.
00:30:49So how are things with you and Mr Perfect?
00:30:52Things are fine.
00:30:54Wow. I haven't heard enthusiasm like that since my last performance review.
00:30:58Will is a great guy.
00:31:00Handsome, bright, well-off.
00:31:03He's exactly the kind of man I always pictured myself with.
00:31:07Maybe that's the problem.
00:31:09I didn't say there was a problem.
00:31:11Come on, we'd better get going. The time Nazi's been checking my card all week.
00:31:21What's all this?
00:31:22Some big business bought the building.
00:31:24It's going to be headquarters for some record label or something.
00:31:26Really? I think we should audition.
00:31:28Sure. We could be the new Spice Girls.
00:31:30Bitchy Spice and Horny Spice.
00:31:32Which one are you again? I forget.
00:31:35What's all this?
00:31:36Can I interest you two fine young ladies in a full body massage this afternoon?
00:31:40Oh, yes, please. The sound of your whistling and hollering has made me so horny.
00:31:44I just want to drop my knickers right now.
00:31:46Get lost, you wankers.
00:31:47Oh, come on, ladies. Give us guys a break.
00:31:50Sarah?
00:31:52Earth to Sarah.
00:31:58Could Emily be right?
00:32:00Was this perfect existence I built for myself really just an illusion?
00:32:04My way of avoiding the things I really wanted out of life?
00:32:09No, I'm doing the right thing.
00:32:11Being sensible, playing it safe.
00:32:13Always the good girl.
00:32:31Where did this come from?
00:32:33Someone left it for you at the front desk.
00:32:35Mr. Perfect's sending you gifts at work now.
00:32:38Truly, I think I'm going to be ill.
00:32:46Don't you have something you should be doing?
00:32:48Not really.
00:32:50Fine, have your little secrets.
00:32:52I'll just have to go and live vicariously off someone else.
00:32:55Gina! How's it going, girl?
00:32:57How come you don't talk anymore?
00:33:28Hey, sweetheart.
00:33:31Hi.
00:33:36Why, uh, I mean, what's going on?
00:33:39Did we have plans?
00:33:40No, none at all.
00:33:42I thought I'd surprise you.
00:33:43Are you?
00:33:44Am I what?
00:33:45Surprised, silly.
00:33:47Like you wouldn't believe.
00:33:49How about you let me take you out to lunch?
00:33:51How about that Italian place down the street?
00:33:53Oh, sure. Let me just get my purse.
00:33:58What's this?
00:34:00Have you got a secret admirer?
00:34:02Hardly.
00:34:03It's Emily's.
00:34:05Bernard from accounts.
00:34:07Bernard Gregory.
00:34:08Used to work at my firm.
00:34:10Nice bloke. Big feet.
00:34:12What were you looking at?
00:34:15What were you looking at outside?
00:34:17Something interesting?
00:34:18Not really.
00:34:20I thought I heard an accident.
00:34:22Out front.
00:34:23God, I hope not.
00:34:24That's why I take the tube, you see.
00:34:26Safer.
00:34:29Safe.
00:34:31That was my life in a single word.
00:34:37You can always depend on Sarah to take the safest course.
00:34:41Not rock the boat.
00:34:43Be sensible.
00:34:56My mother says that everyone has their own individual belief system.
00:35:18That one thing they can hang on to,
00:35:21which gets them through the rough patches life tends to throw at you
00:35:25when you least expect it.
00:35:27Yes ma'am, that extension is 6453.
00:35:30I can transfer you right now.
00:35:32Thank you for calling Unitec.
00:35:55Excuse me, I'm looking for Damien.
00:36:07You'll find him around the back.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:15I always see you eating with your friend in the park.
00:36:18I thought you might like a change of scenery.
00:36:20Maybe I like the park.
00:36:22Creature of habit, you know.
00:36:25I don't think that's true.
00:36:30Take a chance, Sarah.
00:36:32For once in your life.
00:36:46How did you find out my name?
00:36:48I went across the street and asked.
00:36:50The direct approach.
00:36:51I find it works best.
00:36:54Any more surprises?
00:36:56One or two.
00:37:05Play with fire and you get burned.
00:37:08That's how the saying goes.
00:37:10But who's to say that's always a bad thing?
00:37:13Sometimes it's the only way to remind ourselves that we're alive.
00:37:19It's better not to look down.
00:37:27Try there.
00:37:29Nice.
00:37:33All I can see from my desk is...
00:37:36Me?
00:37:38A little confidence goes a long way, but don't push it.
00:37:49How did you know I'd come?
00:37:51I didn't.
00:37:52I just hoped you would.
00:37:56This is mad.
00:37:57I don't know anything about you.
00:37:59What would you like to know?
00:38:00Well, how old are you?
00:38:03Old enough to buy my own pint at the pub.
00:38:06Anything else?
00:38:07Height?
00:38:08Weight?
00:38:09Shoe size?
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:12Don't be offended.
00:38:13You seem like a smart guy.
00:38:18Why do I do this work?
00:38:21I like being outdoors.
00:38:24I love the way the sun feels on my face in the afternoon.
00:38:28I've got all my hands.
00:38:30I suppose I could work in an office from nine to five and make a little more money.
00:38:35I think I'd just be...
00:38:37Trapped.
00:38:41I've never done anything like this before.
00:38:44You haven't done anything.
00:38:46We're just having lunch together.
00:38:47Why?
00:38:48Because...
00:38:50I'm hungry.
00:38:53I mean, why me?
00:38:56Dozens of women must walk by here every day.
00:39:00Do you send them little invitations too?
00:39:04Would it matter?
00:39:05It might.
00:39:07Do you believe in kindred spirits?
00:39:10Sorry?
00:39:11Kindred spirits.
00:39:17Have you ever looked at another person and felt as if you knew them instantly?
00:39:21Even though they were a complete stranger.
00:39:23Their hopes, dreams, aspirations, and most of all, their fears.
00:39:31I know you, Sire Malick.
00:39:33Because I recognize myself in you.
00:39:38Oh, this is crazy.
00:39:41You could be some crazed serial killer for all I know.
00:39:44And I have a boyfriend, a good one.
00:39:48He's smart and funny and considerate.
00:40:06So what is it you think I'm so afraid of?
00:40:10Letting yourself go.
00:40:12Of losing control.
00:40:14Of letting the real you come to the surface.
00:40:22Do you trust me?
00:40:24I just met you.
00:40:30Can you trust me?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:42Oh, dear.
00:40:52Open your mouth.
00:41:02Open your mouth.
00:41:32Open your mouth.
00:42:03Oh.
00:42:27Sira?
00:42:32Sira?
00:43:03I'm damned.
00:43:05Hold on, hold on a minute.
00:43:07You are such a liar.
00:43:09Swear on my mother's grave.
00:43:11Uh, your mother's not dead.
00:43:13I know, but hope springs eternal.
00:43:15I just don't buy it.
00:43:17Not in a million years would you cheat,
00:43:19but with some home improvement, four stories above the street,
00:43:22in full view of the city.
00:43:24Sorry, babe, but I've got to call you on this one.
00:43:27Let me show you a little something.
00:43:32No.
00:43:47Like the saying goes,
00:43:49every dog has its day.
00:43:52Like the saying goes,
00:43:54every dog has its day.
00:43:57And every girl has her day.
00:44:02So what's this rumour I hear about your station
00:44:05going on the sack all the time?
00:44:07You heard that? From where?
00:44:09From Grace. Is it true?
00:44:13I just don't know what to do, Marie.
00:44:15If I don't find a way to boost the listenership,
00:44:18they're going to sack me and I can't lose my job.
00:44:21I'm barely scraping by as it is.
00:44:23If you need money...
00:44:25No, no, thanks.
00:44:27What I need is an idea,
00:44:30and I need it yesterday.
00:44:32And you'll get it.
00:44:34Look, I know I talk a lot of shit,
00:44:36but I'm just kidding around.
00:44:38You've always been the smart one, Serena.
00:44:40You'll do the right thing. You always do.
00:44:43Hey, what are you two doing in there? Making out?
00:44:46You wish, you little tart.
00:44:52Thank God, reinforcements.
00:44:54Oh, right. So you two are in here laying across each other
00:44:57like something from a Madonna video,
00:44:59and we're the ones making out in the kitchen.
00:45:01Sounds like someone's got transference issues.
00:45:04I'm not exactly sure what that means,
00:45:07but I'm fairly certain that when I sober up,
00:45:09I'm going to be very offended.
00:45:11Let's get on with the game.
00:45:13I believe it's my turn, so I choose...
00:45:16Oh, bugger me.
00:45:18Oh, well, I guess they're saving the best till last.
00:45:20Obviously not.
00:45:22Wench.
00:45:24Come on, Marie, you know the rules.
00:45:26Is it going to be truth?
00:45:28Dare, dare, dare.
00:45:30Oh, little Grace, I wouldn't give you dissatisfaction.
00:45:33Truth.
00:45:34I was hoping you'd say that.
00:45:36OK, everyone knows you're a world-class cockhound.
00:45:42I prefer cock-connoisseur,
00:45:44Have you ever slept with a woman?
00:45:46And the night you got drunk and kissed me
00:45:48outside the humanities building at university
00:45:50doesn't count.
00:45:54Settle in, ladies,
00:45:56because I have a story for you.
00:45:59And it begins the way all great stories should,
00:46:03with a good fuck.
00:46:14Oh, God.
00:46:40Oh, oh,
00:46:43God, don't you stop.
00:46:45Don't you ever fucking stop.
00:46:47Oh, Brad.
00:46:49Brian.
00:46:51Whatever.
00:46:53Don't you stop.
00:46:55No.
00:47:02Why is it every time you ask me over for breakfast
00:47:04I always go home hungry?
00:47:06Well, if you know you go home hungry,
00:47:09why do you always come?
00:47:11Touché.
00:47:13I don't suppose you've got time to guard?
00:47:16No, sorry, I have a meeting with Gideon at eleven
00:47:19and he's looking for new talent
00:47:21and of course he expects me to save the day.
00:47:24That reminds me.
00:47:28Here.
00:47:30Oh, let me guess, a bill for services rendered?
00:47:33You still have some credit left.
00:47:36These are photographs.
00:47:38My friend Lucien took them.
00:47:40You said you'd look at them the next time I came round.
00:47:42Oh, dear, I'll say almost anything when I'm about to climax.
00:47:45You can take it seriously.
00:47:48Please?
00:47:50For me?
00:47:51OK, fine.
00:47:52But next time you owe me breakfast.
00:47:54Deal.
00:48:11MUSIC PLAYS
00:48:30Crap.
00:48:32Crap.
00:48:34Utter crap.
00:48:36What's this?
00:48:38More crap.
00:48:40Gideon!
00:48:41It's a disaster, a complete fucking disaster.
00:48:45Jean-Marie is one of my best discoveries.
00:48:48He's a magician with a camera.
00:48:50Yes, a magician of crap.
00:48:53Marie, I have one of the biggest shows of my career coming up
00:48:57and what have I got as artist?
00:48:59Last year's hash beans and leftovers.
00:49:03Don't you think that's a little harsh?
00:49:07Hello, Gideon's.
00:49:10It's your mother.
00:49:13Tell her I'm dead.
00:49:15Listen, Marie, I need your help.
00:49:18Hello.
00:49:19I need something fresh, Marie.
00:49:21Something sexy, edgy, dangerous.
00:49:23It's your wife.
00:49:24Still dead.
00:49:26What do you want me to do, Gideon?
00:49:28Put an ad in the paper?
00:49:29Wanted sexy, edgy photographs for a gallery show?
00:49:32No crap, please?
00:49:34See? I knew you'd find something.
00:49:36It's your mother again.
00:49:38She says you used the dead excuse last week.
00:49:46What?
00:49:48No, Mother, I'm not avoiding you.
00:49:50I'm just so busy I can't be bothered with you.
00:49:53Yes, Mother, of course there's a difference.
00:50:05You have three messages.
00:50:08Message one.
00:50:09Hey, I just wanted to let you know
00:50:11what a great time I had this morning.
00:50:13Message two, mate.
00:50:15Call me back.
00:50:16Message three.
00:50:17Marie, it's your mother.
00:50:19Your father and I were thinking of visiting
00:50:21and we need to know when it's going to be convenient.
00:50:25Wow.
00:50:26What the hell?
00:50:27How bad can it be?
00:50:45Oh, my God.
00:50:46What's going on?
00:50:47You're not supposed to be here.
00:50:49I'm not supposed to be here?
00:50:51I'm not supposed to be here?
00:50:54There was something about the images.
00:50:57They were so raw.
00:50:59So carnal.
00:51:02Not just because they were pictures
00:51:04of two people making love,
00:51:06but two people so caught up in the moment,
00:51:09in the act of love itself,
00:51:11that everything else, the people, the place,
00:51:14seemed to disappear.
00:51:16Only the lovemaking mattered.
00:51:18Only the pleasure.
00:51:23Oh, my God.
00:51:54Are you looking for Lucien?
00:51:56Yes, I am.
00:51:57Come with us.
00:52:24PHONE RINGS
00:52:32Hello.
00:52:33Come in.
00:52:34How are you?
00:52:35Good.
00:52:36Mwah.
00:52:37Mmm.
00:52:53Excuse me.
00:52:59You like this one?
00:53:00What?
00:53:01This one, you like?
00:53:02It's interesting.
00:53:05Interesting?
00:53:07What is it that's interesting?
00:53:10Well, the lighting, for one.
00:53:12I don't think he's used to it.
00:53:14I don't think he's used to it.
00:53:16I don't think he's used to it.
00:53:18I don't think he's used to it.
00:53:20I don't think he's used to it.
00:53:22And I don't think he's using any kind of artificial light.
00:53:25Just whatever is available.
00:53:28He has amazing eye for detail, though.
00:53:30The angles.
00:53:32He always seems to...
00:53:33Wait.
00:53:35I asked you what it was that interested you about it.
00:53:43What speaks to you?
00:53:48Can you feel the heat of their bodies?
00:53:50Desperate for the touch of skin on skin.
00:53:53Thumping of their quickening heartbeats.
00:53:56Their passion is the chill of the night that flows over their bare flesh.
00:54:00Raising goosebumps on their naked skin.
00:54:03What do you feel?
00:54:06Tell me, what do you feel, Marie?
00:54:09I don't think I...
00:54:10How do you know my...
00:54:11Lucia.
00:54:12Lucia Natchez.
00:54:14I saw your picture.
00:54:16At Brian's?
00:54:18I'm happy you came.
00:54:20You know, I've been hoping to meet you for quite some time now.
00:54:23I'm flattered.
00:54:26Drink?
00:54:27Vodka?
00:54:31Come.
00:54:36Nacho, is that an interesting name?
00:54:38Is it Italian?
00:54:39It's Greek.
00:54:41My mother's name.
00:54:43She used to work at the embassy, so...
00:54:45We moved here when I was very young.
00:54:48Cheers.
00:54:53So tell me, how long have you been taking photographs?
00:54:56How long have I been breathing?
00:54:58I can't remember a time I didn't see life through the lens of a camera.
00:55:03One thing I'm most curious about,
00:55:05some of the locations where you stage your shots are a little...
00:55:09Nothing is staged.
00:55:10I beg your pardon?
00:55:12I don't see anything staged.
00:55:14I don't stage anything.
00:55:16Everything I shoot is real.
00:55:18But all these people are...
00:55:20They're friends.
00:55:22Some of them I knew before I photographed them.
00:55:26Some after.
00:55:28Okay, let's say I believe that.
00:55:30But what happens when you two already show up,
00:55:32while your friends are having their knickers dropped around their ankles
00:55:35right in front of Buckingham Palace?
00:55:38A night in jail?
00:55:40Small price to pay for art, wouldn't you agree?
00:55:43Absolutely.
00:55:45Hello.
00:55:46When you get to know him better, you'll find
00:55:48there's very little Lucien won't do for the perfect picture.
00:55:52Marie, this is my wife, Jade.
00:55:55Darling, this is the age when the Brian's always going on about.
00:55:58Oh, the man-eater.
00:56:01Shouldn't believe everything you hear.
00:56:03True.
00:56:04It's so much more fun to discover such things first-hand.
00:56:13So what do you think of the work so far?
00:56:16Bloody brilliant, isn't it?
00:56:18It's something alright.
00:56:20Our new friend here is having trouble believing we create
00:56:23without the benefits of staging and permits.
00:56:25Really?
00:56:28That's a shame.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30I was trying to convince her otherwise.
00:56:33Any suggestions?
00:56:35I think she should come.
00:56:37Come where?
00:56:38To the shoot tomorrow.
00:56:39Tomorrow? No, I don't...
00:56:40That's a bloody great idea.
00:56:42Here, tomorrow morning, 7am.
00:56:45Do I look like a farmer to you?
00:56:47Okay, look, I'll make a deal with you.
00:56:49Come to the shoot, you'll like what you see.
00:56:52You include me in your next exhibit.
00:56:54And if I'm unimpressed?
00:56:59You'll never hear from me again.
00:57:01Trust us.
00:57:03You won't regret it.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:25Any more, please?
00:57:26Um...
00:57:27I suppose so.
00:57:43Good morning, miss.
00:57:45Yes, it is.
00:57:54What are you doing?
00:57:57Is Lucien with you?
00:58:12No.
00:58:29Tickets, please.
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01:00:18Hello, Gillian's.
01:00:19No, you can't come to the phone right now, he's in the middle of a showing.
01:00:23I'm happy to announce that my latest discovery, the incurably talented, not to mention unbelievably
01:00:34sexy,cloud nine's, florist, is being honoured tonight with this extra-ordinary award,
01:00:40sexy. Lucien has already broken the gallery record for sales by a single artist.
01:00:47He's wonderful, Gillian. Where did you find him? Oh, what can I say? Well, I just got a nose for young talent.
01:00:59That's me. Oh, my God. I've seen that picture. That's you. Oh, it's not a big deal. Right.
01:01:28You getting meth-dived on a moving bus by a hot chick isn't a big deal. Happens all the time. Tell me, Sarah, do you still get all wet every time you see a guy on a scissor lift? Touche. I'd rather be getting going. Think again? That's right. You still have to take your turn.
01:01:48I don't think for a second you're going to talk your way out of it, Miss Silver Tongue Disc Jockey. So what is it going to be, truth or dare?
01:02:05Oh, there. Evening, Gary.
01:02:34Where have you been? I needed you to approve the order for the ads. Both guests for tonight have cancelled. And that weird guy with the nasal problems already holding on line one. Hey, are you wearing perfume? No calls right now. And bugger the ads. Archie's not going to like it if you... It'll be fine.
01:02:54Welcome back, lads and ladies. It is just past the witching hour and you are live on air with Simple Serena. We're going to do things a little differently. Usually you call and I listen patiently as you spill the mundane details of your everyday lives all over my airwaves. Well, not tonight.
01:03:24I talk and you listen.
01:03:55We could discuss celebrities. And a certain rakish actor with a golden boy image who seems to favour kinky rendezvous in parked cars in red light areas. We could talk about those things. Or we could talk about what those stories are really about. Sex.
01:04:17Such a tiny word. S-E-X. Three little letters. But it fascinates us more than any other word in the Queen's English. Who's getting it? How much are they getting? And last but not least, where are they getting it?
01:04:47I'm going to tell you a story. A true story. About a man and a woman and a moment in time that would never have happened if not for three lovely ladies. Could you turn it up a bit? No need for names, my dears. We know who you all are.
01:05:08My friends. My confidants. My sisters. This one is for you.
01:05:18It all started with a look.
01:05:28Sorry.
01:05:29One look. One second. One single glance. And suddenly nothing was the same.
01:05:36She never really believed in those moments. The kind you read about in silly romance novels and Julia Roberts movies. Yet here she was, in the middle of the night, thinking about some stranger she'd had moments' contact with on the metro.
01:05:54The only thing that would have made it more pathetic was a power ballad on the soundtrack.
01:06:02But alas, poor Cinderella knew she had nary a chance to win the affection of so charming a prince. Luckily for her, her fairy god-sisters saw things a little differently.
01:06:23The lips. The eyes. The accessories. The dress. The look. She might only have one chance, so everything had to be perfect.
01:06:53Do you mind?
01:07:08Hell of a day, eh? Bloody cold never seems to let up. Name's Gerald. Gerald Mullen. What do they call you at home?
01:07:20Very interesting.
01:07:22Oh, yeah. Folks had a funny sense of humour, did they? Come on, love. Don't be like that. We're just getting acquainted, innit? What are you off to now, anyway?
01:07:33Work.
01:07:35Really? There's a hookers' convention in town and nobody told old Gerald, eh?
01:07:41Come on. Just kidding. Old Gerald having a bit of fun. I think you're lovely.
01:07:53Excuse me. You're in my seat.
01:07:57Come again?
01:07:59You're in my seat. I'd appreciate it if you'd allow me to continue sitting with my wife.
01:08:03Wife?
01:08:05Oh, no, it's okay, darling. Mr Mullen was just keeping me company while you spoke at the ticket inspector.
01:08:10Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're right. Excuse me. Nice to meet you, Mum.
01:08:28That was very kind.
01:08:31What can I say? I've always had a weakness for damsels in distress.
01:08:35Really? Well, you know what they say about chivalry?
01:08:37No.
01:08:39It gets you everywhere.
01:08:41Sorry, I can't believe I just said that to a perfect stranger.
01:08:46Bruce.
01:08:48Pardon?
01:08:50Bruce, my name. Now we're no longer strangers. And trust me, I'm far from perfect.
01:08:56Not from where I'm sitting. Oh, God, I just did it again. Just ignore me, Bruce. It's the wine talking.
01:09:04What's the occasion?
01:09:06It's my birthday.
01:09:07Ah, finally hit the legal drinking age, I see.
01:09:10First shivery, now flattery. Careful, Bruce. I might think you're flirting with me.
01:09:17Perish the thought.
01:09:24Do you like movies, Bruce?
01:09:26Sure.
01:09:28I love movies. Sometimes I could just sink into a recliner with a bowl of popcorn and a blanket and just watch for hours.
01:09:34Doesn't even matter what. Could be comedy, romance, detective. It's all good to me.
01:09:43What's your favourite?
01:09:46I don't know. Casablanca.
01:09:50Bogart and Bergman. That's a good one.
01:09:54My favourite is Risky Business. Do you remember that one?
01:10:00Do you remember that one?
01:10:02The one with the American bloke from the fighter pilot movie, yeah.
01:10:05Yeah. It's also got my favourite scene of all time in it. The one where the girl, the core girl, she wants to make love on the moving train.
01:10:17So they go out and they ride around and around until there's no one on board but them.
01:10:30Do you remember that scene, Bruce?
01:10:36I think it's coming back to me.
01:10:42Come with me.
01:11:00Come with me.
01:11:30Come with me.
01:12:00Come with me.
01:12:30Come with me.
01:13:01And so, Cinderella and her Prince Charming ride off on their solid steel stallion into the night.
01:13:10Happily ever after? Who knows? Only time will tell.
01:13:15The question is, can you tell? I mean, that's right my little ladies and lords, this is your chance.
01:13:25Hello? Sir? No, I haven't been listening. What?
01:13:38Have you a private fantasy you've always wanted to share? Or perhaps even a public one?
01:13:46What the hell?
01:13:47Sister Serena is here for you. The number is 0207 555 9650. I'm here and I'm waiting.
01:14:18Maybe she'll answer them, Maggie. Probably for us.
01:14:32That was absolutely incredible.
01:14:34Great show, Serena.
01:14:35Thanks, Lily. See you tomorrow.
01:14:36Serena, I've just got off the phone with the partners. They love the new show. They want to make it a five night a week thing now.
01:14:42I've even got a title for it. Private Moments, Public Places. What do you think?
01:14:47I think... I think it's a bit late, Archie. Good night.
01:14:59It went exactly like we hoped, Gracie.
01:15:01Yeah. Oh, and tell your actor friend Gerald that I owe him dinner. He does a great sleazy businessman.
01:15:07Work? I think I'll be okay there for a while. My personals? Well, things are looking up there, too. Bye.
01:15:18Hi.
01:15:19Hey, baby. Work okay?
01:15:22Yeah. So, I never did ask you, what exactly do you do?
01:15:29I work for Post Fervor Suitables.
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