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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:30You
02:00You
02:30You
03:00You
03:30You
04:00You
04:30You
05:00You
05:24Going good. Yep
05:26I think you'll have it back. I'll get there
05:31You
05:53She's not gonna make it is she uh, you should be at your desks we've both been done a week
05:58What is there to do? Is she gonna make it? She's gonna make it
06:01mark
06:03Yes, don't laugh
06:05and I
06:06Just wonder if it might be helpful for us to stand behind her and perhaps chant her name
06:15Okay, she'll make it just let her focus
06:28How's she doing gonna be down to the wire
06:38She'll make it let's prep for when she makes it. Oh
06:48And I want to schedule a end-of-the-quarter wellness session for mark one last time
06:55I
07:06Know that this has been a trying quarter and you have availed yourself. Well
07:14Mr. Craner sits with gear now, and I imagine they're both very satisfied with you
07:25I
07:55Did you
08:13She do it she did it fuck and yes
08:25I
08:41Knew you could do it heli are
08:45Even in your darkest moments I could see you arriving here
08:49In refining your macro data file you have brought glory to this company and to me Kier Egan, I
08:57I
08:59Love you
09:01But now I must away for there are others who need me around the world
09:06Goodbye, heli are and thank you
09:19Oh
09:26Boom that's quota. We did it good work
09:36So it's on now
09:48Oh
09:54Mark I don't know how you knew for the end of the quarter. I wanted a heart attack
10:01Well
10:03We made it despite a staffing shakeup
10:06And spending half of your time farting around the halls still yes, you made it
10:12Have you decided who you want to stay for the waffle party? I was thinking Dylan
10:19You
10:21Know you can choose yourself or anyone, but Dylan
10:25yeah, but
10:27It's more his thing and he really worked hard
10:36Well, I'll make the arrangements but before you celebrate
10:41I'd like you to drop by wellness. Really? Yes. I'm having all department heads to an end of quarter
10:48It's all of the stress and mr. Greener
10:52retiring and everything
10:54of course
11:00Mark all sarcasm aside
11:03Yeah
11:06Thank you, I
11:12Lumen needed this
11:19I
11:26Mark miss Casey
11:38Where'd the tree go you can have a seat
11:48Why is everything in boxes
11:53Evidently Lumen's been blessed with a new wellness director
11:57So I'll be retiring at the conclusion of this session. What?
12:03When did they tell you
12:07Just now just a moment ago
12:18I
12:32Have successfully led your department macro data refinement to meet their quarterly quota
12:39And are thus eligible for this special augmented wellness session. I didn't think you'd get fired
12:49Your Audi is kind
12:52Your Audi has brightened people's days by merely smiling
12:59Your Audi makes time for people even when they let me talk to somebody
13:04I
13:16Really liked being in the office with you all that day
13:22I know I vexed you. I know I'm
13:26strange
13:27No, you're not strange
13:30My life has been 107 hours long
13:34Most of that has been these half-hour sessions
13:39For me my favorite time was the eight hours I spent in your department watching Hallie
13:49It's the longest I've ever been awake I
13:56Suppose it's what you could call my good old days
14:04There must be something we can do
14:15Why do you care what happens to me
14:18Because we're people not parts of people
14:23Even with what little they gave us. These are our lives
14:28No one gets to just turn you off
14:38I
14:43I
14:48You're a nice mark
15:06Your Audi is kind
15:10Your Audi
15:13Can set up a tent in under three minutes?
15:15Your Audi knows a beautiful rock from a plain one
15:23Your Audi likes giving
15:26You know, it's good right that they don't remember each other
15:33It means the chips work
15:38It's a win
15:43Take her back Tom
15:45To the testing floor, please
16:15I
16:17I
16:45Do you know
16:46If I'm happy up there
16:49Of course you do all sorts of wonderful things
16:53I
17:12Don't just I'm sorry. I just have so much to do today on you go
17:23I
17:54I
17:58Mark well, where are you? They gave me a wellness check
18:03Okay, you're all set for the waffle party
18:06How's miss Casey? I mean I'm over but still wanna be friends
18:12They fired her what yeah, she just found out can we help her is there anything we can do
18:18I don't know
18:21Is everyone sure they want to do this any macro debts ready to party
18:28Yeah
18:33Dylan G's waffle party will commence at close of day in the meantime
18:37I've ordered the pre waffle party egg bar social for everyone
18:42Yes
18:44Hater yeah, all of you deserve this for reaching quota. But before we begin a
18:53Very special gift for a very special Dylan
18:58Our three-time are of the queue a man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors
19:05Right, bud
19:14Open it. Yeah, I bet you'd like that fuckers, but my prize my eyes, so maybe you should show them Dylan
19:21Show them what you requested
19:24Yeah, show us man
19:27fine
19:29I
19:41Okay, yeah, let's switch up the vibe in here
19:59I
20:13Jesus this is actually good. Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck
20:29I
20:39Should be the one to stay behind
20:44Don't you want to see your kid again what we're doing tonight is just the first step
20:53Are you sure
20:59I
21:01I
21:23Tell you our attempted suicide three weeks ago. Yes, she did
21:32How could you not tell us
21:35Did Milchak give you those
21:39Answer the question
21:42Am I speaking with the board
21:46We also know that you've been spending time at the home of Mark Scott's sister
21:54Right
21:57It has been decided that you be suspended from your position effective immediately you were fired
22:11Fuck off Natalie. It's the board even there
22:22Yes
22:26I
22:33I'm sorry. That was rude. I can explain everything to the board tonight, please
22:44The board has concluded the call
22:56And
22:58You
23:22And now in each swing of your axe or swipe of your pen the sum of your affection
23:29That through me they may be purified
23:33and return
23:39No higher purpose may be found in this
23:44Or any
23:47Higher love
23:58I
24:18Figured it out the ghosts lay the eggs. Oh my god, you got it
24:28I
24:39Scared about tonight
24:44Yeah
24:49Scared of getting caught
24:55They left us unattended and thought we'd be too dumb to notice
24:59They won't see this coming
25:04Or we won't wake up
25:17Or we're all assholes out there. Well, that's a given for me
25:21Mm-hmm
25:25You know, I just hope it turns out I have things I care about like for real
25:35You pretended to care about me pretty well
25:43You're easy to pretend to care about
25:52Thank you
25:56As are you
26:03Okay refiners, I need to see about a management issue in this party is over
26:09I'll leave the food. Thank you. Mr. Milchak Dylan. I'll be back to escort you to perpetuity shortly
26:21I
26:52A key card
27:09On your go then
27:22I
27:34You don't mess with any other departments, it's just us three I know
27:39Machines designed to be operated by two people. I'll be fine. Can I have the stuff, please?
27:51It's likely we'll all wake up around people could be driving or
27:56Skiing whatever we do up there. So be ready for anything as you go up the elevator, okay?
28:01The important thing is you find someone it seems you can trust and you tell them everything
28:07Now we don't know how long Dylan will be able to give us so we can't get distracted digging into our lives, right?
28:12The mission is the priority
28:14I
28:21Probably should have told you guys
28:26But I get this and there was a part of it that
28:35Well
28:37Our
28:42Job is to taste free air
28:48Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall, but my friends that hour is yours
29:02Between 97 slaps
29:08I
29:20Okay kids, let's find out what's for dinner
29:34You think we're about to meet our spouses
29:37Maybe maybe it's each other
29:45Yeah, like made argument over car wash coupon honey you're cutting them wrong
29:59Okay
30:07I
30:26Guess we don't come back. I don't know in case we do
30:37Good luck out there boss
31:07Oh
31:22Are you ready Dylan G a
31:28Dylan G. I'll be out in a minute
31:37I
32:07I
32:35Enjoy
32:37I
33:07I
33:37Fucker goddamn soul forever in the hell. Don't that fucking fire until she fucking dies
33:47Fuck her in her fucking face
33:54Fucker goddamn soul
34:07I
34:37I
35:07I
35:37I
36:07I
36:37I
37:07Oh
37:32Mark
37:34Hi, mrs. Selvig, sorry to just pop over. Yes. What is it?
37:40Well, I'm headed to Devin and Rickins. They have that party tonight and
37:45Well, Devin asked me to double-check see if you're interested in coming
37:52Sorry mark, I'm just I'm not feeling quite myself this evening. Oh
37:58No, I mean I get it. I mean, it's it's not a funeral
38:04Ha
38:10You know, maybe I could drive my own car
38:14Yes, and that way I could leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid sure yeah, that sounds great
38:34I
39:04Ah
39:19The elusive mark
39:21Never thought of myself as a loser
39:24Welcome welcome
39:26Okay, the reading starts in eight minutes
39:30Mark, you've got your copy to follow along. Yes
39:34Oh, I
39:35You know, I think I left it by my bed. Oh
39:40Shoot, really?
39:42Okay, shoot. Yeah, I'm sorry and it's a 15-minute drive back so you could still catch
39:47You know what? It's fine unless you want to well my friends
39:53Baby's first party for daddy. Look she's so drunk. There's so much food in there Rebecca
40:00She may be willing to share her copy with you, but I should ask her directly where she might be offended, excuse me, okay
40:08He is on it. Thank you
40:12Sister and brother alone at last gross. Hey, do you want to give me a call?
40:17This is nice, yeah
40:21Good wife
40:23Mother and stuff. Yeah, all glory into heaven now glory and screw you
40:29Mm-hmm. We should talk later. Yeah, yeah
40:33Pondering a decently sized life change. Oh, well, I gotta flip around and host but thank you for being here. Yeah, of course
40:43Watch for ladies mark
40:58Oh
41:19Mark I'm sorry. I was so terse before
41:25I
41:27Just had a bad day at the shop. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. That's glad you're here now
41:38Works just work, right?
41:45Yes
41:54I
42:24I
42:54Oh
43:24Oh
43:43Fuck
43:48Irving Kelly
43:54Anyway, I should follow I don't need to be nosy. I heard you say to Devon something about a life change. Oh
44:05Well, I was gonna have a talk with her about my job actually
44:11at Lumen, yeah
44:14I was gonna tell her that I'm
44:17Thinking I might quit
44:24Yes, are you serious? Yeah, I just
44:38Severance thing
44:41I'm not sure I need it anymore
44:54Oh
45:14Wait from them
45:24Come here
45:54You
46:24You